The Day We Opened Gandhi's Diary

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so hello ladies. Today, both producer Sam and Froggy are
wearing their Hello Lady t shirts. We we are. He
looks so good in these. I may run upstairs and
put line on just about you. You're welcome to the day.
It is god Tuesday. I think it's January, isn't I don't,

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I don't even know. I do know this. I got
some bitter sweet news in less than five hours. Summer
will be officially over. Then, now looking like scary, I
believe somewhere around nine thirty am. I think I don't
have the exact minute, but yeah, so we got like
three and a half hours and then summer will officially

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be over. So how about a little last two row
with summer hit it and I mention it in the summer.
There you go. Some my hot beats sound with feelings
off as the leaves turn down and we could be together.

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The baby as long as skies are yeah, acts so
in the sun now, but you light so soon, But
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to my heart beat sound we fell in love as
the leaves turn brown and we could be together. Baby,
as long as skies are blue. Your act so in

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the sound and now, but you light so soon, But
imagine in the summer. Summer. Imagine in the summer. Sounds

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like summer is still long to me. Sounds good, It
sounds real good. Yeah, so we just said a text
in from Maine. Waking up. It's thirty four degrees. There's
like summer didn't end already. Well, no, technically it's not over,
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are you? Are you working with tanks in the army. Yeah,
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I always wanted to grab one of those and take
it for a spin. They look like a lot of fun.
They are fun. Yeah, I know I want to. I

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want to drive a tank around it blow stuff up.
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super safe day, Emily, thank you, Thank you, you guys
to have a good one. We will hold on one second. Yeah,
you know what. All the women and men serving here
and abroad, thank you, Thank you so much. Let's get
into the horoscopes. Producer Sam, who you're doing them with today?
To one day? Though? One day? Don't worry, I got

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you all right. If you celebrate today, you are apparently
celebrating alone. No you'd celebrate with Tom Felton, who is
Draco from Harry Potter capric Coorn. A simple setback may
throw your whole day off course. Learn to adapt quicker
to avoid a meltdown. Your days of seven Aquarius, while
your daydreaming, an opportunity might have passed you by, retrace

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your steps and see if that's still available. Your Days
of seven Pisces. A new friend may be changing your
outlooks on a variety of things, so be open to change,
but always remember who you are your days and eight Arie.
Your quick thinking and ambitious ways are being noticed by
those around you, so keep showing off everything you got.
Your days of ten Taurus, try to take a break
from a project you've been working on a little too hard.

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Your mind deserves some rest and relaxation. Your day is
an eight oh Gemini. Don't push yourself outside your limits.
Recognize what you can do and get help for what
you might be struggling with. Your days and eight Cancer,
a big change could be waiting in the wings. Be
open to everything it can offer, but remember to always
read the fine print. Your days and nine Leo, you
are in the midst of a new adventure. Well it

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may seem daunting, You're only getting better at tackling obstacles.
Your days of ten Virgo, be your own brand ambassador.
Speak up for yourself and promote your talents in any
way you can. Your day is an eight. Libra fords
your own path towards something you want. Sometimes the road
less traveled will teach us the best lessons your days
and nine Scorpio, you are never alone. Remember that friends

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and family are always one call away and ready to
boost you up if you need. Your day is an eighth.
And finally, Sagittarius, try to map out where you're going.
Thinks me seem hectic, but having a guide will help
you keep on track. Your day is a nine, and
those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes. All right, wow, we're
kind of ahead of a schedule. How did that happen? Final?

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We so early? Watch the format, Nate, who you're talking
to in there? Who's Nate talking to to the person
we just spoke to on the radio? Oh? We love her?
All right? All right, Lieutenant Emily. Yeah, we're having a
little trouble with our Keepsie radio station. Could someone fix that? Yeah?
I see that. Yeah, if someone could just drive up
there and fix that. I'd appreciate it. All right, let's
get into the three things we need to know, Gandhi,

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What is going on today? All right? President Trump is
saying he has doubts about the reported last wish of
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Ginsburg's granddaughter said that
before her death, Ginsburg dictated a statement that said, my
most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced
until a new president is installed. But in an interview
with Fox and Friends, Trump suggested that the note was
actually written by Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, or Adam Schiff.

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No evidence was cited there. Meanwhile, Lindsey Graham says Senate
Republicans do have the votes to push President Trump's pick
for the Supreme Court through. The NFL is taking mask
wearing very seriously. The league on Monday find three different
teams because their coaches were not wearing masks. So the
Seattle Seahawks, the San Francisco forty nine Ers, and the
Denvo Bronchers Bronchers Broncos all face a hundred thousand dollar

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fines eat for not wearing those masks during the Sunday games.
And finally today is an important day. It is National
Voter Registration Day, so Twitter is doing it's part. A
lot of the social media platforms you will see are
checking to see, hey, have you registered to vote? I
know I see that every time I open them up.
Every single person on Twitter will get a prompt on
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which is an online tool from a nonpartisan, nonprofit group.
Their support for Voter Registration Day acknowledges that, of course
social media platforms have a huge influence, so everyone's trying
to do their part to make sure that they are
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sure you get out and do it. A lot of
these deadlines are approaching pretty quickly, and those are your

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three things. Wow, hey, nay, yeah, we're really early. I'm
kind of worried about this, God, Elvis, really yeah, we
were about two minutes early. See that. Look at the clock.
I mean you could just chit chat for a little
bit and make a late chit chat. Shoot the fat,
you know, I could do around the room, shoot the breeze.

(10:24):
Breeze is this is so early for around the room.
I know, but I know what? Can you give me
your do you have around the room headlines? Do you
know what you're gonna? Okay? So, Danielle, what's your headline
for you around the room? That's coming up later? A
stranger took his pants off in front of me? All right, okay,
daniel what about you? Gandhi? I would like to apologize
to my boyfriend. Oh it's not that bad. What about you? Scary?

(10:47):
A complaint to a food delivery service gets me free food? Okay,
very nice? What about you a frog? My wife got
dressed up and put lots of makeup and looks really
pretty to go somewhere yesterday. I'm still not convinced. Okay,
all right, we'll see what's going on there. All right? Uh,
all right, I guess we could take a break. Boring.

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It's Tuesday. Can you handle it? Yeah? Let's have a Tuesday. God,
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start streaming right now. This is Elvis Durand in the
morning show. It is a little cooler as you know.
So I just learned of a concept I'd never heard
of before. Both producer Sam and Gandhi like to blow

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dry their bodies when they get out of the shower
and to whirl themselves up. Heck yeah, yeah, especially in winter,
like there's no other alternative. And it's like a harrwash
because as you blow, like on your arm, you can
see the little water droplet's just spread out. Yeah, it's great.
Have you ever done this. I've done it to the
kids because the kids have said, Mom, I'm cold, and
so I've done it to the kids and the little

(12:12):
drops of water flyaway. Well. Producer Sam actually posted something
about blowing blow drying her genitals. Yeah, forget pumpkin season,
it's genital blow dry season. Yes, And then people were
like what they were disgusted. I felt judged, I really did,
But I think that just means they haven't haven't tried it.
It's just so warm and cozy, and when you wear

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your towel, you could shoot it off the backboard like
you shoot it up behind you on the towel and
then it kind of makes this dryer effect up your
whole back. It's so nice. Wait, so it's not just you,
it's also Nate. Nate, you actually blow dry your genitals
during Yeah. I think we talked about this like seven
years ago. It is one of the first things when
I came here to this show. I told you that
I do. And yeah, I get out of the shower

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and take that hair dryer and just you know, right
there and of the old undercarriage and wait, hold on
you your seven years seven years this month actually really
thank you, oh my god. Yeah, because I remember you
told us that you'd dry you would blow dry your butt. Yeah, yeah,

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I mean that area I guess, behind the that zone, Yeah,
behind the undercarriage. What would scary the chandelier? Yeah yeah, alright,
the venus too much? Anyway, Well, you know what, that's
what that's the magic of our show. We you get

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to know us by these little these little stories, our
little nuances that make us so unique. Thank you us
every time you take a blow dryer to you crotch. Yes,
I just realized I'm getting to know Scottie better too,
because I just asked him if you wanted a coffee
and h you know, he gave me the and I'm like, oh,
that's your no noise. Know do you do have a

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no noise if you don't want to do something because
he made his no noise And I'm like, Okay, you
don't even have to say no. I just know your
noises now, so that you know how we when you
type and discussed you you do a U G H
like yeah, I actually make that noise. And then and
then Gandhi does a noise very subtle. Yeah, we all

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have her little grunts and groans. I know when you
make that noise, Elvis, then I'm like, I just won't
even bother finishing the question. That's me on a cracker.
I don't need that anyway. Uh oh, speaking of anyhow,
is that is that the Is that the sign off
from the general show? Oh? Yeah, we have sound from there. Yeah.

(14:48):
She came on yesterday and said, no, the woman you
see on this show is the real me, and uh
she she at least she seems like she's starting to
take ownership for all the happenings. Yeah. Behind the scenes
on her show, it seemed like she was really denying
that she maybe had done or said some mean things
to people and has you know, little incidents that we've

(15:10):
heard about. It seemed like she was kind of embracing
it a little Yeah, because what she was saying that
like when you were known as the nice person, it's
hard to actually show your emotions because people take it
the wrong way a lot of times. Yeah. Well, anyway,
that and a lot of other stuff coming up in
the Daniel Report in a few minutes, but until then,
we've got to feel goods. Come on, all right, all right, listener,

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I'm just trying not to cry again right now. It
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Rand dot com, subject line feel goods. All right, Sam,
what are you doing for dinner? Oh? I messed up?
I made William an expired chicken last night, So I
have to redeem myself for that. I love that. It's
a great name for a band, Expired Chicken Chicken. I
can't wait till we could go see live bands again.
I want to go. I'm the first row for Expired Chicken.

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I guess all right, Love, you have a great day
to day. Okay, love you guys. All right? So Daniel,
you got the element degenerous story. What else you have
coming up now? Kelly Clarkson on her show yesterday, she
also talked about her divorce, So that's interesting what she said.
And the person who killed John Lennon apologized to Yoko Ono.
That's crazy to me, Yeah, that's crazy. Mark David Chapman

(17:41):
another one of those guys with three names. How come
people with three names killed people like John Wilkes, Booth,
Harvey Olswald, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, Nate,
what's your middle name? And you know what, We're still
getting a lot of great feedback from our conversation with
Drew Barrymore yesterday. Wasn't she awesome? Yeah? Just love her anyway.

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I think you can hear that on the replay if
you go to our own demand channel wherever. That is
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Elvis show. I always look in the zoom room and
I see straight night on the phone with people like
who's talking to? Who are you talking to? In their name? Oh,
you're gonna talk to her right now. Her name's Kimberly. Oh,
kim all right, Hello, Kimberly, Kimberly Line twenty. There you are, Hi, Kimberly.

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What's going? How are you? I'm so excited. I cannot
believe this. Well, why are you so excited? What is
so exciting about this transaction? First of all, this is
the first time I've ever texted in because I was
just laughing so hard because I thought I was the
only person in the world that did this did and
I can't believe y'all. I blow dry my genitals when

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I get out of the shower. By the way, m
Gandhi hates the word genitals. She says, yes, you're you're
naughty bits. That's what Nate calls them. Yeah, that's better
because typically when someone says genitals, they're describing what's wrong
with said genitals. It's never in like a sexy capacity.

(20:44):
They're liked. But what you can believe let's let's uh,
let's dissect this. So you heard Gandhi talking about blow
drying her private parts when she gets out of the shower.
You related, you laughed out loud, and then you sent
a text to us to say that you do it too.

(21:04):
And then I had just done it and you just
did it. Oh wow, you're you're freshly uh blow dried,
blown blown. And then so so you sent a text
to us, and then Straightenate get your number from the text,
calls you back. So a total stranger, a grown man
calls you and says, hey, I just got your text

(21:26):
about your wire drying your genitals. I mean, it's just
if you think about what just happened here. It's kind
of odd, right, it's not an everyday occurrence. It's very odd.
I hope my parents aren't listening. I'm curious if a
guy is going to blow his like, is it going
all over the place, like the boom, like that ringing around?

(21:47):
You know what? It was my husband's idea to do it,
so I'll have to get him to try it out. Yeah, gosh,
get back to us. I just love that we're having
this conversation. We're grown we're grown adults here having this conversation.
And there's another plot twist. She's a married woman and
another grown man called her about blow drawing her genital
But what are we doing? What is this? What are

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we doing with our lives? People? Anyway? What are you
doing today, Kimberly? Other than what you've already done? Um,
I'm about head to work. I'm a teacher. Oh gosh,
thank you, thank you for doing it. Are you all
virtual or you either? Yeah, you're you're they're all in class?
You said no, no, I'm all virtual? Actually okay, well

(22:32):
so did you did you hear that story coming out
of Bocca about how the school district is asking parents
to make sure you're aware when your kid is on
in the class, you know, in the zoom room, because
naked and like a father walked by smoking a big blunt.
I don't want the kids are in school, they asked,

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please don't, yes, please don't smoke. Pie. What have you seen? Like?
What are some fun to as you've seen? Just Um,
I've heard children getting in trouble in the background getting
yelled at. I've seen parents walking around no pants on.
Um you know, probably just not thinking that I'm watching them,
but I'm sure they wouldn't want to be seen the

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way that I've seen them. Well, look, I'm glad that
you are all blown for the day. I hope you
have a nice, safe day at school. And thanks for
being a teacher. We love our teachers. Kimberly, thank you
guys so much. I listen y'all every morning. I love
you guys. You're wonderful. You start my day off right
every day. Hey, before you go, I think I've got
to I think, what are you doing, Gandhi? I just

(23:40):
wanted to share with the room. Well, no one knows
what you just said. Okay, So Gandhi just put a
picture up in our in our conference, you would tell
that everyone what it is. Okay, So I put up
a picture of a little girl smiling in the camera
and it says when you forgot e learning starts at
eight fifteen sharp and her mom is pretty much butt
naked behind her up in class, Kimberly. Before you go, uh,

(24:05):
I want to give you some cash, A five hundred
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and dollar cash gift card because I know you're a teacher.
Sometimes you gotta buy stuff for this for the classroom,
yourself or whatever. So I'm gonna make sure you're set up. Okay.

(24:28):
Thank you guys so much. It's amazing. Thank you for
listening to us. We appreciate our teachers. Hold on, and
a grown man is now going to talk to you
about your private parts here. Hold on, guys, we love
you too. Hold On, you can always go to Braun
household dot com and look at all the cool things
that have for the kitchen. Daniel, you're ready to do it? Yeah,
let's go. Let's go. We got lots of stuff, as

(24:50):
they say, we have lots to unpack here where I
love this picture. Shut up, Froggy, Sorry, guys, the naked
woman behind the little kid? All right, go ahead, Danielle,
what's going on? All right? So Carol Baskin gets real
about her experience with Tiger King during tonight's episode of

(25:10):
Dancing with the Stars. This is an exclusive preview that
People Magazine got, and she really starts to break down
in tears, opens up about the impact that the docuseries
had in her life. She talks about all that tonight
on Dancing with the Stars, So you may want to
check that out tonight. This is interesting. So John Lennon's
killer apologized to Yoko Ono Mark David Chapman. He actually

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was denied parole for the eleventh time last month for
the murder from nineteen eighty and new transcripts came out
at the parole hearing, saying that he was angry at
John Lennon and jealous of the way that he was living,
and he also had a list of three other celebrity
targets if he wasn't able to kill John Lennon and
then he went forward and apologize. I don't have them

(25:55):
in front of me, but I'll have to look them
up to see. I don't know if they even released
who they were. Also apologize to John Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono,
saying that he just judged him without really knowing what
kind of a man he was. So crazy, don't you
cat confirmed yep. I'm working with Arianna Grande. We did
some stuff together, so that will be interesting. Kelly Clarkson

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kicked off the second season of her show yesterday and
she addressed her divorce. Here's what she said, twenty twenty
has brought a lot of change also to my personal life.
Definitely didn't see anything coming that came. But what I'm
dealing with is hard because it involves more than just
my heart. It involves a lot of little hearts. You know,
we have four kids and divorce is never easy. But
I am okay. Everybody keeps asking are you okay? Okay?

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And I am. The answer is yes. I will say
this though, when I got upset. When I was a kid,
I had a problem like saying how I felt, and
my mom told me to start writing, and that's actually
how I get my feelings out. So I probably won't
speak about it too much, but you definitely will hear
it musically. Probably that's how I became a songwriter. Yeah. Wow,
Whenever Kelly talked so I feel like she's so honest

(27:01):
about everything. She just sounds like a person that's never
gonna lie to you. You know what I mean? That
that feeling you get from somebody. Okay, on the other side,
who in your world you feel lies every time they
open their mouth, in my real life or like celebrity life.
Both in my real life I can't say, and because

(27:24):
that's not good and my celebrity life. Let's go to
the Ellen Degenerous clip. She's talking about the toxic environment
that she has on the set. As you may have heard,
this summer, there were allegations of a toxic work environment
at our show, and then there was an investigation. I
learned that things happened here that never should have happened.
I take that very seriously, and I want to say

(27:45):
I am so sorry to the people who were affected.
I know that I'm in a position of privilege and power,
and I realize that with that comes responsibility, and I
take responsibility for what happens at my show. This is
the Ellen Degeneress Show. I am Ellen degeneresus. We have
had had a lot of conversations over the last few
weeks about the show, our workplace, and what we want
for the future. We have made the necessary changes and

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today we are starting a new chapter. What do you
think about that? That's good. Let's hope it happens. I
actually kind of yeah. I kind of appreciated her apology.
I mean, I'm sure you know, she said, I'm an actress,
so you always wonder are you acting right now? But
I think that if any one of us probably had,
you know, a lot of stuff looked at, we'd have

(28:28):
things to apologize for it, and she did. Yeah, so'll
give her a second shot. I don't I don't trust
Tyle Cruz. Going back to your question, okay, and I
don't know if you saw Carti Cardi b started an
Instagram account for her daughter Culture. It already had seventy
five thousand people following it in two days. Don't get jealous, scary.
At her last post there was all about her daughter's diamonds.

(28:52):
There is a picture of Culture's diamond necklace. She has
a picture of her these little cartoon characters with diamonds
all around. I mean I was just like, what what what?
And the and the watch? You should see the watch? Okay,
and moving on. The Emmys were virtual. We know that
culture is how old too? Or two? Right too? Yeah? Okay,

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all right? The Emmys were virtual, a record low in
the rating. Six point one million people checked it out.
That's down a lot from last year. But if you
look at their social numbers, it actually did very well
on social. It was up one hundred and eight percent
in social over eleven million social interactions. So that's where
it's up. Tonight on television, if you're Jack Whitehall fan,

(29:36):
Travels with My Father's Season four kicks off today on Netflix,
Dancy with the Stars, America's Got Talent all on for
you tonight. And that's my Danielle report. So apparently Mark Chapman,
the guy who killed John Lennon, they're saying the three
celebrities he wanted to kill on his list were also
Johnny Carson, Elizabeth Taylor, and Jackie Oh oh those are big,

(29:57):
big names. Oh my goodness, and it so happens all
three of them are gone anyway, So oh wait, is
this Rachel another? Oh we have another teacher. Here we go,
Rachel twenty four. Hi Rachel, welcome to Tuesday. What's going on?
She's not with us? Oh now, when you say she's
not with us, what do you She's presently not on hold? Okay, okay,

(30:17):
Actually Rachel's no longer with What was she what was
she calling about? Nate Zoom? She saw one of the
parents of one of her students walking buying a thong yesterday.
I love that. Oh well, what are you gonna do?
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Duran in the Morning Show. So many teachers are texting
in about all this stuff they see in their virtual classrooms.
I'm a teacher. My student was unmuted, her father buying

(31:47):
ripped the loudest fart ever the whole If you're not
gonna bring it up for the whole class, you know
what I'm saying, a lot of people texting and a
lot of let's see. I also teach on the zoom.
Several of the teenage boys they're shirtless. We have to
tell them put their shirt on and don't be in bed.
You're not supposed to be in bed when you're learning, right,

(32:08):
that's the worst. Wow. Uh. My wife and I are teachers.
She's a speech pathologist works with medically compromised kids. As
she was full remote one of her kids, Ego. One
of the kids is about three or four pulled out
a pair of their parents pink furry handcuffs. Oh hello,

(32:30):
this is the ultimate show in tone. Hey, what's this
video that you're sending us in our chat room? Here? Gandhi? Okay,
So there was a fight in a school bathroom and it's,
you know, interestingly enough, there's a person in one stall
who's leaning over the top of the stall and recording,
and you're like, oh, that's kind of crazy. This guy's
just going to the bathroom. Then you see the fight
bust into the last stall and there's some poor sucker

(32:54):
pooping on the toilet while this fight bust in. So
I had a long debate with my friend yesterday about
if you're the poop or what do you do? Do
you try to wipe and get out immediately or do
you just sit there and allow the fight to unfold
because you're pooping? What do you do? I would get out?
I would too. I think it depends if you're mid poop.
Sometimes it's not easy. You can't just get up and go.

(33:15):
And I just realized once again we talked, we were
talking about poop again. Why do we always do this?
How do you concentrate? Oh? Scary, stop it. Oh wow,
but I love that someone was videoing the whole thing.
Oh yeah, no attempt to help, just oh look at this,

(33:36):
it's going down, and then he's gonna be me traumatized
for his entire life. Right, Nate, what happened to you
as a kid, that's totally traumatized you for life? Oh
my god? Where do I begin? I will say I did.
Speaking of the bathroom, I hate to just keep going

(33:57):
to the bathroom, but I was traumatized when I went
to a school. We were doing some Shakespeare festival things,
so we went and traveled to the school to do
some Shakespeare stuff. We were in this different school and
the bathroom didn't have any doors on the stalls, so
you had to go to the bathroom just sitting there.
As strange as that. Yeah, you need some privacy. Wow.

(34:19):
Our friend Josh, he went on a field trip as
a kid to a school, I mean, to a jail
so they could teach kids, you know, don't do bad things,
you'll be locked in. And they locked him in a
cell so they could see what it felt like, and
they lost the key. He was trapped in there for
a long time. But now we have answers as to
why froggy is the way he is telling from what

(34:40):
your dad did you when you were a kid. So
I was fairly young, like I was still living in
North Carolina, so I had to be less than ten.
And we were at a store and I wanted something,
and I pulled one of those I'm not getting in
the car, We're not leaving until I get this, you know,
one of those things that he's like, all right, cool,
see you later. So I'm like, you're just walking around
to another aisle. So I couldn't find my dad. I
walk outside, car's gone, like fifteen minutes, my dad is gone.

(35:04):
He left me at the store. I guess. I guess
it was safer thing because it was back in the
eighties and we were in a really small town in
North Carolina, and so nothing was going to happen. And
he came back and got me. But I'm telling you
right now, as scared as I was, he was in
a lot of trouble. When we got home and I
told my mom what happened. I couldn't tell my mom
fast enough. Traumatized. Yes, from now one, man, I am

(35:27):
not getting left behind anywhere. I am always ready to go.
Let's go you say, we're leaving, We're leaving. Yeah. Yeah,
there's these things that you know. They seem innocent at
the time, maybe or maybe, but you carry them with
you for evermore, and it's like you have a little
wound in your heart from what your dad left you
at the store. Fine, see you later. In the seventh grade,

(35:48):
I was at my friend's house and I walked in
on his mom doing number three in the bathroom. Okay, oh,
that was very traumatizing. I learned a lot that day. Free.
I didn't go out number three. It's a messy number two.
Let's once again, why don't we we're going back to
the bathroom again. What can we get out of the

(36:09):
bathroom just for a just for a moment. Anyway, I'm
sitting here with my little Ali Bear, my little my
little son who had uh he was neutered yesterday, and
so he's wearing the protective lamp shade cone over his head,
the cone of shame. Hates it, of course, who would
like it, you know, But he's just walking around. It
hits up against the walls and he's just a clumsy mess,

(36:32):
poor little boy. Oh gosh, I feel so sorry for him.
How would you like it if someone if someone like
ripped your sack off, I don't think that. I don't
think that happens the human beings anymore. Else, Oh, you
just get married. They're using that, actually, Nate, as punishment
in certain countries. I just read if you do something

(36:54):
really bad, boys, Yeah, look at Scary's face. Scary's like, nope,
Oh no, I'm typing because I asked a real question yesterday,
and I know Nate covered it, but he was more
of a joke. But I was really asking, what was
your question about neuticles? Are they a thing? And do
they make your dog happier? And nouticles are fake, you know, testicles,

(37:15):
So if you install them in your dog, I mean,
or if your dog gets them, is that something that
makes them happier? Is it? I don't know. I don't know.
Our dogs really embarrassed. Our dogs really embarrassed male dogs
that they don't have their scrotum anymore. I mean, I
don't think so. I feel like after a while, they
don't even realize it's missing. To be honest, I don't
even I don't even think I know what it is.

(37:36):
They don't write what it is. I think they're so
little when it happens too that they haven't really had
a chance to adjust to life with them tost them
being noodles. No, no, I don't. I wonder how that
company's doing. Garrett says that other male dogs make fun
of them, Like how do dogs make fun of dogs?

(37:57):
Point laughing. You've seen them cartoon moves vies where the
pets and they start talking to each other. Maybe it's real?
No not, How do you know it's not? I can't believe.
We wait a minute, we keep we keep thinking that
dogs are people. They're not. Am I the only one
that thinks that toys come to life too after you
leave the room. No, they do, Yeah, thank you, they

(38:19):
definitely do. You know when you see like a bulldog
and he's got like a big old sack hanging down
between his legs, he's got to think another dog looks
that and goes, hey, how come I don't have that?
Maybe I don't. I don't think they think that way.
I don't think that they're logic here, But we don't know. Yeah,
we don't know. You've never been in ahead of the dog? Okay,
go ahead, go ahead think that. You go ahead and
think that. I mean neither my dogs have it either,

(38:40):
So I'm just I mean, that's what they see. But
I'm sure if they see another dog walking down the
street like a big great Dane and they're like, oh,
I don't have those. All right, let's go around the room.
Let's let's switch gears. What do you say? Let's do it.
We'll start with you, froggy. What is on your mind today? Well, yesterday,

(39:00):
you know, during the pandemic and during quarantine. My wife
has been home all the time and she doesn't really
put a lot of makeup on. It, doesn't really get
dressed up because we're home all the time. Yesterday, she
opens the door here to the room, my men, and
she says, okay, I'm off to my doctor's appointment. She
had nice clothes on, she had nice shoes on. Shere,
makeup all done to go to the OB G I N.
I'm like, wait a second, and no, looking at your

(39:21):
face at the O B G I N. What do
you gotta get all dressed up and pretty to go
there for? Thinking something's going on here? She's just like
a lot of people do that. Yeah, why because you
want to make a good impression on your right You
see what I'm wearing I'm going to the doctor today
for a pretty important appointment. Yes I'm not. I'm going
just like this. Are you wearing that T shirt? So

(39:44):
that you get special attention because it says hello lady
and they're going to give you extra love because you
work here. Well, actually, what I'm going for, they're gonna
maybe put a gown on. So really they make you
go and drag at your doctor's appointment. Yes, hey, scary.
What are you up to today? What's on your mind?
I ordered from a lesser known food delivery app called
chow Now. They deal directly with local businesses and they

(40:08):
save on fees on both ends. It really is really
cool until they don't deliver your food. So the restaurant
happened to say, all right, you know what, they failed us,
chow Now, We're gonna come and we're gonna bring you
the food on our own. So they literally the guy
from the restaurant, the chef, got behind his wheel of
a car and drove the food to my apartment. I
left for a nice tip. But the chow Now app
knew about all this, and they said, you know what,

(40:29):
eat your meal. It's all good. We're just gonna give
you your refund anyway. I didn't even have to ask.
I have to beg it, I have to scream or grovel.
So that just goes to show you how cool of
an app chow Now is. And it's available in everyone's town.
It's it's around the country, but it only deals with
very specified local businesses. Okay, someone doing something right. What
free thing did you get from this? Nothing? I got

(40:50):
nothing for free. Yeah they're not a sponsor. Yeah, no,
you're teeing this up, Gandhi, what's going on? I don't
want to apologize to my boyfriend because I kind of
outed him on Instagram yesterday for something very sweet. But
you know, guys like to keep their sweet side, like
to themselves. They don't like to be embarrassed. So yesterday
he got me this hoodie that I really like, and
I took a picture of it in a mirror. One

(41:11):
of the things that he did was right, really nice
messages on every mirror in my apartment, so that when
I look in the mirror, I see them so sweet.
But when I took the picture, the message is in
the picture. So everybody started DM ing me like, oh,
your boyfriend's so sweet. Oh that's so adorable. Damn it
made you let one slip. Now people know. Sorry, so sorry, Bee,

(41:32):
I love you very much. That was cute. Sorry, Brandon,
heaven forbidden people find out you're a nice guy. Yeah,
you know, to keep their their guy thing going or whatever.
But it was really sorry, buddy, I love that though.
It's really sweet. Hey, what's up, Danielle. So yesterday I
was in Dick Sporting Goods and I guess, if anywhere
that this could happen, this should be the Blaze. But um,

(41:53):
I was looking at baseball pants and all of a sudden,
I see a guy in the aisle and he is
taking off his pants in the middle of the aisle
to try on baseball pants. And I'm like, what the
hell is this guy doing. I'm and I needed to
go to that aisle, and I thought to myself, you
know what, if you want to take your pants off,
I'm still going to the aisle. So I did. I

(42:15):
walked in the aisle and he I think he was
a little embarrassed, but he didn't say anything. So I
was like, whatever, he wasn't in the protective cup aisle. No,
but I don't try on baseball pants. And the aisle
either that's maybe you just forgot so weird. Yeah, so
many fun things happened at Dick's. Yeah. Well, thank you

(42:38):
very much Danielle for sharing. Let's get into the three
things we need to know from Gandhi. We do have
a twenty dollars free money phone tap. Right, we're still
at twenty bucks. Yep, yes, yeah, you have to speak Nate,
get on the radio. No one can hear you, dolls.
Nate like does his head up and down. No one
can hear that you're twenty dollars free money phone tap. Wow,
we jacked it all the way up to Twenty's coming

(43:00):
up for you after we get into Gandhi's head for
three things. What's going on? All right? The US Forest
Service has identified the firefighter killed while battling the El
Dorado fire, which was sparked by a gender reveal party.
Thirty nine year old Charles Morton was a leader of
the Big Bear hot Shot Crew and a fourteen year
veteran of the US Forest Service and firefighters. Officials say

(43:21):
that he died while engaged in fire suppression operations, but
they have yet to reveal the exact cause of death.
So it's a very very sad situation. Our heart goes
out to his whole family and the department. A state
of emergency is now an effect for the Louisville Metro
Police Department ahead of a possible decision in the Breonna
Taylor case. For local police, all days off are going
to be canceled. Vacation requests are also going to be

(43:43):
canceled unless they've already been submitted and approved. It's still
not known exactly when the Attorney General will make an
announcement on any possible charges that could be filed against
the officers involved if you didn't know they accidentally killed
her during the botched execution of a no knock warrant. Currently,
no officers are seeing any criminal charges, but one officer
has been fired. And finally, Danielle, this is for you.

(44:07):
What if while grocery shopping you could also go shoe shopping? Oh? What,
It's possible now. Apparently the High V supermarket chain, which
is in the Midwest, is trying out something new and
they're having DSW shoe outlets opening in six of the
grocery stores, so people can try on shoes. If you
like them, then you can order it online. They're saying
that the goal is to provide easy access to merchandise

(44:29):
by being exactly where customers shop the most. To ge
get your groceries, you can get your shoes. Yeah, thank you, Gandhi.
All right, you're twenty dollars free money phone tap coming
up next. Elvis in the Morning Show. I always turn
them on the way to work. Wakes me up every morning.

(44:50):
Is Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Oh yeah, we're
about to get into the twenty dollars free money phone tap.
But we found something even more interesting. A lot so
just in passing straight and eight says so A Gandhi, Danielle,
do you have your old diaries from when you were
a kid sitting around your house? Because National Diary Day
is today. I'm like National Diary Day, Big, Okay, great,

(45:12):
So Gandhi says, wait a minute, I do have my
diary from seventh grade. And we're like, oh, goldmine. So
Gandhi went and grabbed it. Look, she's showing it in
our zoom room. She went and grabbed her diary and
started reading it, and she made the most crazy discovery
in her seventh grade diary. I mean, blow you away discovery.

(45:34):
I can't believe it. So I've told you guys before.
My boyfriend and I met when I was in sixth grade.
We rode the bus together. He was a neighbor he
lived in my neighborhood. But we were not nice to
each other. We were, in fact, very mean to each other.
And apparently one of, if not more, of the incidents
have been documented in my diary. I just opened it

(45:57):
up and started dying, like, oh my god. First of all,
kids are horrible to each other, right, And second of all, Brandon,
I'm sorry. I was just as mean to you as
you were to me. This is horrible. So you guys,
you knew each other as excuse me, seventh graders, and
then you all you went your separate ways for years
and years and years, right, yes, And then how did
you guys reconnect several years ago? I mean, we didn't

(46:19):
end on terrible terms. He moved and then I moved
not too long after, and then of course social media,
so we found each other and we sort of just
kept in touch that way over the years. We would
talk about shoes and stupid things, and you know, he
had his whole life and I had my whole life.
And then he came to New York and he posted
a picture right down the street from where we work.
So I commented and was like, really, Brandon, you're gonna
be right down the street. You're not gonna say hi.

(46:41):
And he was like, oh my god, Yeah, come on,
let's go look around the city and see what's going on.
And then from that point on here we are. That's
so awesome. But anyway, Gandhi just read an entry from
this diary about interactions between Brandon and her seventh grade
that our mind blowing fabulous. Do you want to read it?

(47:02):
You want to read one line? Okay? Oh just one line? Okay?
Well read and read to them what you read? It was,
this is shocking, can mind? This is seventh grade? Kids
are awful to each other. I actually think this was
this was sixth grade. So here we go. So today
it was a very good day until I got on
the bus. This this f hole named Brandon kept telling

(47:27):
me people were talking about me and saying stuff like
I smelled. So me, being the vocal person that I am,
started in on him, telling him he wore the same
ff and clothes every f and day. That really got
him mad, so he said, well, whatever you smell like
some nasty Indian odor. I could have taken anything he
dished out, except for that. Every time somebody says something
about my family or my culture, I either cry or
punch them. Today I waited until he got off the

(47:49):
bus and cried. I've only punched one person in the face.
This is your boyfriends you're in love with, now, is that? Yeah?
Apparently the person I punched in the face was talking
crap about my dad and sister at a football game,
so I let him have it so hard I made

(48:10):
his cheek bleed. I've never regretted it, and I'd do
it again. Well, I'm all cooled off after soccer practice
in writing to you and talking to my friends. Gotta
go see you later. This is awesome. Oh my gosh,
wow saying oh my god, missy, this is how sometimes

(48:32):
boys and girls you know, flirt with each other. They're
so mean. It's dear Diary day. You can text us
like a line or two from your diary you want,
look at this one. I found my diary from middle
school and I reflected on this new kid, justin Bieber
and how cute he was. It was crazy. So I

(48:52):
guess she went to school to justin Bieber. Wow. Anyway,
thank you for reading that. Let's let's explore some more
in to diaries coming up. Let's get into your free
Monty phone tap. Here we go. You got any money
to free money? Actually, we have twice as much money
to give you this week. Last week it was ten
dollars free money phone tap week. This is twenty dollars
free money phones tap week. Who who? You know what

(49:15):
I'm saying? You hit the big butts. Look, you know
it's better than nothing. If you call it one hundred,
you get twenty bucks and you get a phone tap.
Who does the phone tap? Today's scary? Oh? Today belongs
to Garrett. Oh Garrett, okay, good call us Now it's
only twenty dollars. But it's okay, it's twenty dollars. Why
am I apologizing? One eight hundred two four two zero
one hundred. All right, here's your Garrett phone tap, Elvis,

(49:38):
Elvis durand the Elvis Durant phone tap. All right, Garrett, Yes,
tell me all about your phone tap. Natalie wants to
play a phone tap on her boyfriend Adams. So I'm
gonna start the call looking for Natalie from a brand
new TV show. She signed up for a good guy
or goodbye, and her boyfriend is not gonna Look this
isn't good. You're messing with people. All right, Let's see

(49:58):
what happens in Garrett's phone. Tap Hello, Hi, is Natalie
Celia Roma there? Please? No, she's not here. Tell her
that Gordon Bombay from Langley Productions would love to talk
about meeting her on Saturday at the mall, and we
think that she would be a great fit for the show.
What do you mean for the show? I don't I
don't really talking about Oh. Um, Well, she came to

(50:20):
an open audition that we had at the Mall on
Saturday and we loved her story. We loved her and
her boyfriend. We think there'll be a great couple for
the show. I think it'll be wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait all right,
I'm her boyfriend and hey, congratulations, Yeah, how you doing listen?
I don't know, I don't know. Only think about this. Well,
we want you, guys to go out on a date,

(50:42):
you and her, all expenses paid, basically to dinner. We'll
follow you around throughout the day and then by the
end of the show we'll have a panel that you
don't see voting on whether or not you're right for
her right now. It's a working title, but yeah, yeah,
it's a working title. So were you really don't know
the name yet, but we're thinking about going with good

(51:02):
Guy or goodbye. We we're not sure, but she said
you're a great couple. Nothing can go wrong. So well, listen,
hang on a second, because I don't know if I'm
okay with this, all right, because I didn't hear anything
about this and we haven't talked about that. Oh well,
well she came and said you were at work, but
you definitely would love to be a part of it.
She brought a great picture of you guys. Well, I
don't know if I don't know if I'm gonna be
definitely okay with it. So um, all right, Well, just

(51:23):
to let you know, if we think you are a douchebag,
she has the potential of walking away with five thousand dollars. Really, yes,
well if I get what do I get out of
this if I'm a douchebag? Well, it's still in the
works right now. You know. We'll give you some merchandise,
maybe some T shirts and maybe a get certificate to
your favorite restaurant of choice. One five. I don't know, no, no, no,

(51:44):
I don't like that idea. All right, she's gonna get
five thousand dollars and I'm gonna get a T shirt. Well,
it's a work in progress. And if you're a great guy,
you know we can. I'm not okay with this. I'm
not gonna be on your show. I hope you have
a good time with your show because I'm not gonna
be on it. Can you at least a totally no? Wait,

(52:05):
hold on, he's calling me right now. All right, don't
pick up. We'll call him right back. Okay, all right,
all right, all right, hold on, wello, hey, what's up?
You tell me what's up? Net I just got a
phone call from some production company saying something about some
show you signed us up for. Oh my god, they

(52:25):
picked us. You don't like that, you don't know. No, listen,
you didn't even talk to me about this. This is
total horse and I'm not interested in doing this. It
would just be a fun thing to do, a fun
thing to do. Nothing. I ain't doing it. But no
that I'm not doing it. Oh but we got picked. No,
we got picked. Well, guess what you could tell him

(52:45):
no because I'm doing it. Oh, I don't want to
tell him no. This is the best you could do.
This show win money. We could win money. We don't
win money. You win money. This guy tell me I'm
gonna have some T shirt. All right, I'll put on
your underwhere. But I'm not doing this show. I am
not putting myself out there for other people. I'm not
doing it. I don't care. I just think about it.

(53:08):
I'm not even gonna think about it. You think about it,
you think about it. I'm gone thinking about it. I
thought about it. Well, you'll think about it. You know
what you might think. I don't even know you, Adam.
Who are you? My name's Garrett from elist End in
the Morning show. And you just got phone tapped. You
got you didn't want you get home? You better watch out.

(53:34):
You have it the old Garrett phone tap worth twenty dollars.
Let's go talk to Rose online ten. Hello, Rose, Hi,
how are you this morning? We're doing well? And may
I just say I think Rose is such a beautiful name.
Oh thank you. It's an old name. Yeah it is.
It's okay. Old names are good. I mean, we got
Gundi over here. That's an old name. Hey, Rose, you

(53:59):
just won twenty dollars and you are Nate's favorite golden girl,
second favorite, second favorite. I'm sorry, who was your favorite?
Dorothy's born egg? Okay, So anyway, Rose, what are you
doing today? Tell us all about it. I'm heading to work.
I haven't been for work in a week. Oh nice,

(54:24):
How come you didn't go to work for a week.
I just took a mini vacation, a staycation. That sounds awesome.
I think I'm gonna start my vacation in three minutes. Rose,
twenty dollars on the way. It's all we had. But hey,
it's it's better than nothing. Thank you so much. It
was just great talking to you guys this morning. Well, hey,
when you were a little girl, did you keep a

(54:45):
diary like Gandhi is reading from? No? I did not. Yeah,
maybe sometimes it's better not to put that stuff into
into ink an paper. Ye, we're learning a lot about Gandhi.
All right, hold on one second, Rose, and thank you
so much for listening to us. Appreciate it. Another twenty
dollars from tomorrow, if the money holds out. All right,

(55:07):
come on, let's get back to this diary. Oh, God. Okay,
a lot of people are texting in they're gone their
diary entries. It's really interesting. Anyway, go ahead, I want
to hear those. On the side of this diary. I'm
holding it up to the zoom room so you guys
can see it. It says I love Craig king way much.
Do you remember Craig King I saw Craig king Um

(55:30):
in a really sad situation over our vacation. Actually his
older sister passed away and then went to the funeral.
So yes, I did see Craig and he's still wonderful
and an amazing human being. And no, I don't still
love him way much like that. I do love him
way much, but not like the diary heard. Here's one
dear diary in my junior year of high school. I

(55:52):
think I'm in love with mister teacher. Side note, he
was arrested for blinking students the next year. Oh my,
there you go boinking. But listen to this. How sweet
this is, dear Diary. Today, I saw a boy and
I wonder if he noticed me. He took my breath away?
Oh and then that's so romantic. But in Gandhi's in

(56:14):
Gandhi's diaries. He's this f hall named Brandon. Sixth grade.
He was just he just sent me the longest, like
most adorable apology about my diary entry from sixth grade,
like I'm holding it against him, and by the way,
I might have left out some of the horrible things
that I also said to him. Which so he has

(56:37):
this like amazing scar slash mark on the side of
his face. I love it. It's my favorite thing about
his face. Apparently in my sixth grade anger, I told
him it looked like a bird pooped on his face
every day. The way that you and Brandon talk to
each other in sixth grade was total flirting. You can yes, yeah,

(56:58):
maybe not the part where he called you a smelly
Indian god. It was so awful. I'm kind of troubled
by a text that just came in. They said that
in the fifth grade, their mom said that they read
her diet she read her diaries because the diary said
I was in love with a boy, So she took
the diar away from her. Now, is that gonna like

(57:20):
prevent her from having those thoughts? Like, you know, you
don't get to write these things, but that's awful. You
don't do that to your kid. Well, I will tell
you some other person. Since the text in saying her
mother gave her a diary it was a trap. This
is why the way her mother kept up with her
Andrea on twenty four really is that what happened? Andrea,
she gave you a diary and it was a trap

(57:41):
so she could spy on you. She gave it to
me as a gift, and you know, I wrote, and
I wrote personal things, and I had a lock in it.
But I came back to it one day and she
had wrote me a little note at it about how
she read everything traumatizing, traumatizing for you, it was, yeah,
I'll never my thoughts going over again in a diary.

(58:03):
Good wow, my mom music. Just pick up the phone
on the other end, and she would just listen and
I'd hear breath and I'd be like, what the what
are you doing? And her answer would be, how else
am I supposed to know what's going on? I'm like,
are you serious? Right now? All right? Andrea, thank you
for calling. Have a good day to day. Okay, Yeah,

(58:23):
I love you guys, Thank you so much to have
a great day. Thank you. All right, let's get into
the Daniel Report. Daniel, you ready to go? Yes, I'm
so glad. It's National Diary Day and you guys brought
this up because this is gonna be the best day
ever reading. Oh, I can't wait till her off the air. Oh,

(58:44):
lots of apologies today. Okay. So Netflix has canceled Dark
Crystal after one season, fresh off of its Emmy win. Uh.
The Dark Crystal Age of Existence has been canceled, which
is kind of weird after wins rewards, but that happened sometimes.
Love Island addressed Noah's sudden exit. If you are watching
it and you notice that Noah was missing on Sunday's

(59:05):
episode of Love Island, they said that when he filled
out the application for the show, he left out a
lot of things and it was a violation of his
contestant agreement, and so that is one of the reasons
why he is no longer with the show. Let's see,
Fantastic Beast three is filming again. They are doing it

(59:25):
in a very safe way, socially distant style. Cast and
crew obviously has to get a lot of tests because
that's what normally happens. But that has going on. So
it's nice to see that some of our films are
getting back into production. Things like that. Lewis Capaldi has
two new number ones before you Go Tops of Pop
Songs Radio Airplay Chart and the All Format Radio Songs Chart.

(59:47):
But it's weird. It took thirty seven weeks of the
song to be out for it to get to number one.
That's a long time for a song to get to
number one. Billie Eilish is giving us some toys their
dog and they're inspired by her Bad Guy and All
the Good Girls Go to Hell videos. October fifteenth was
when the dolls will be coming out, and you can

(01:00:08):
get them on her website and they just sound like
they're gonna be so something. I wanted my collection because
you don't like things like that. Tiffany Hattisch was on
Ellen and she was talking about Common and she was
talking about how they got together and how they quarantined
together and how they usually stay at his house because
he has a bigger pool and a bigger house. I
guess that's how we've worked, right, if you're gonna stay

(01:00:29):
at the person's houses got the bigger stuff. And Jimmy
Kimmel opened up his show last night talking about hosting
the Emmys, and he said the weirdest part of hosting
was when the show was over. Usually you have all
these parties. Everybody's carrying out their Emmys. They're happy, they're celebrating,
and he said, when the show ended on my end,

(01:00:51):
I was like, well, I guess I'm just gonna go
into my car now and drive home. And you know,
exactly do so, he said minutes later, I was doing
a load of launjury. That's so weird. Definitely, definitely weird.
And Vanessa Bryant says that she's really not talking to
her mom right now. So apparently after Kobe passed away,

(01:01:12):
she wasn't very supportive of Kobe and Johanna's death. So
Vanessa's mom is saying, well, no, you kicked me out
of your house, you took away my car. I can't
see my grandchildren. And Vanessa is saying that's not true,
but mom was not. She is admitting mom was not
very supportive when all this went down. And Jackie Stallone
has passed away, famed celebrity astrologer and Sylvester Stallone's mom.

(01:01:35):
She was ninety eight years old and she has passed away.
So our best is going out to him. Let's see
tonight on television you have. I can't even find my
damn list. I heard this Dancy with the Stars, America's
Got Talent and if you are a Jack Whitehall fan,
travels with My Father's Season four out on Netflix today,
and that's my Danielle report. You know. Looking at this

(01:01:55):
diary situation with Brandon Gandhi's current boyfriend and passed bully,
actually it sounds like you were the bully. I think
it was mutual combat. I really do. I mean, I
know me and I know little me, and she wasn't.
I think I'm a lot nicer now, so it had
to be. That's what he said too. He's like, you

(01:02:15):
had to have started it. I remembered everybody I hated,
I never hated you. You started it. Oh my gosh.
But someone else sent us a tech saying that her
bully from sixth grade is now her husband. So yeah, Molly,
only twenty three, let's talk. Let's talking about Molly's diary.
Hy Molly, Hi, how are you doing well? So you
had a rating scale in your diary? What was that

(01:02:36):
all about? I did? I had a rating scale on
which WWF wrestlers were the hottest. Where was Macho Man
Randy Savage? Oh, I think that was a little bit
before my time. I'm sorry, So you were more like
the Rock. Yeah, the Rock. Actually, Triple H was the hottest.

(01:02:58):
He was my favorite Number one. That's so cool. Do
you still have your diary? I do, actually, Um, when
we moved, I found it and I kind of hit
it in our entertainment center so that my husband wouldn't
find it. Oh man, I just got a text Molly.
It says I knew that my dad was reading my diary,

(01:03:19):
so I wrote in it I was having sex with
my boyfriend just to make it mad. Oh my gosh.
One of my very best friends when we were in
eighth grade, we were supposed to go and have spring
break together and she and her diary wrote a list
of every guy that she had made out with, or
hooked up with, or done anything with, and her mom
found it. She wasn't allowed to go on spring break

(01:03:40):
with me anymore or hang out with me because somehow
it was my fault. I wasn't doing that stuff. It
was only her but bad influence. Yeah, Molly, thank you
for calling, and good luck with your your your hotness
scale with the WW Wrestlers, thanks for listening. Our own
Daniel de Lello was on line twenty four. Are you going?

(01:04:05):
I miss you guys so much. I gotta tell you
it's been devastating. Went out to him. My life has
been devastating. So you're a mother. She read your diary
and when you were a little girl. Oh twice, she
read that book twice. What made her the most mad? Well,

(01:04:30):
I was a cheerleader and so I had was that
a boyfriend? I was like fifteen, and so my mother
she wouldn't really let me hang out with him. So
I would lie and say I had cheerleading practice, and
I would go ride my bike to his house. She

(01:04:52):
reads my diary and she goes. So we're way to
last Thursday. I said, I was a cheerleading c actus.
No you weren't. Somebody told you told me you were
at Dave's house. I said, Dave. I broke up with Dave. Meanwhile,
she read my diary. I was there every Thursday. Oh

(01:05:15):
my god, I can listen to Daniel delo. Just tell
the story. What were you doing at Dave's house on Thursday? Gee? Okay,
Danny Troggy, I'm not saying that On the air because
it's inappropriate. But I'll text it to you later. Daniel Delo. Yeah, well,

(01:05:38):
I love you. I love you. You have a great day.
I'll talk to you soon. Okay, all right, sounds great,
Take care, all right. Question, don't diaries have locks and keys?
You know in the world you take a Bobby panning
can open that. You had one of these. It was
a pink diary with a heart, and I remember that

(01:06:00):
it had a little fold over with a little tiny
key and you can get in that. Oh yeah, you can.
You could sneeze on it. It It would open all right.
Another that we may have to visit uh Gandhi's diary
again later or Tomaric, Well, don't you dig up somewhere dirt.
We gotta take a break. We're back after this. What's
happened to me? Lavano? Okay, this is Alicia Keys. It's
Camila Kabel with Elvis d Elvis Duran in the morning

(01:06:21):
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(01:06:44):
in the Morning show. Listen to it every morning. I
love listening to Elvin. It's just so great. I want
every single want Duran in the Morning Show. Hey, straight, Nay,

(01:07:07):
how's your new house doing. It's a lot of work.
It's a lot of work, Elvis. I was telling a
box or anything have you. We've okay, so we're having
work done to the house, but it isn't happening right now.
So we were trying to keep as much boxed up
as possible to not have to pack it up again
when they redo floors and stuff like that. So I

(01:07:28):
was sitting in a sea of boxes trying to find
one thing last night that I didn't know where I
packed and didn't label the box that it went in,
and I still haven't found it. So what's wrong with
your phone is that it's something you did at your
new house. When I was packing up to move to
said new house, I was trying to cut a zip
tie because I liked a zip tie. A lot of
cables and stuff like that. Murdering. No, I'm not a murderer. Sorry,

(01:07:53):
so the scissors I had weren't working, so I got
one of those really sharp utility knives, and as I'm
trying to cut it, it cuts through and I was
putting so much force it slipped and went right into
my thumb, and uh so I immediately like just held
it and put a paper towel on it for like
ten minutes and looking at it. When it finally stopped bleeding,

(01:08:14):
I'm like, this is something I need to go to
the hospital for it. Because you could tell if you
moved even a little bit, it would just open right
back up again. Could you see your bone? I could
not see the bone because I pushed the skin together.
But if yesterday when I was showering, I took the
first band aid off and then I was like drying
off and it opened up again, so then I had

(01:08:36):
to put another band aid on. And so I just
should have gone to the hot I should have definitely
gone at least three or four stitches. I stabbed myself
in the in the middle finger on my left hand
with a screwdriver the other day and it went pretty
deep right, and the crease on my finger, I just
put one of those like creased band aids that's from
made for your knuckle around it. It's fine. A couple
days it will be like nothing. That's fine, guys, I

(01:08:56):
gotta do something back. What's why women live longer than me?
And why because we take care of ourselves and we
hurt ourselves. Yep, there, go right to the doctor. Okay.
There's never been one time that you did something to
yourself that you said, oh, I should probably go to
the hospital. Not once. Oh yeah, for sure, but it's
been like something terrible, terrible, So I get it. Sometimes

(01:09:18):
you want to just like move on. But I know
Elvis hates this story. But this one time I had
like a look a small I guess they're called skin
tag on my I clipped it off of the fair
finger nail flippers. Let's not do self surgery. Surgery, do
not do self surgery because could have could have turned

(01:09:40):
out bad. It could have, but it didn't. So look
what I saved. I saved the deductible and I saved
the crowding in the hospital. I say, I did a
lot of good. There, Then are the worst your Once
Sheldon had a broken arm right and he wasn't supposed
to play flag football. He cut off the cast slipped
his arm out, wrapped it, played flag football, and somehow

(01:10:03):
managed to slip it back in with a doctor had
no idea. He did it well for him, he could
have hurt himself. That's why I said. But I'm like,
forget it. I'm not saying anything. Do what you want
to do. Listen to this text A ladder fill out
from underneath me two weeks ago and I ended up
getting stitches on my scrotum. Oh my little dog, my

(01:10:24):
little Olie Bear, who was neutered yesterday. So he's wearing
that stupid lamp shade cone over his head. They told me,
whatever you do, Elvis, don't let him jump, don't let
him take stairs, don't let him run. So I took
him outside to go pee, and he jumped, ran, took
stairs and started jumping around. I'm like, what what are
you doing? So I have to am I going to

(01:10:46):
have to keep my eye on this little kid. I
mean every moment of the day. Probably is this what
it's like being apparent? Yeah? Yeah, I think so. Hey, Nate,
what you should do is you should use superglue. If
you put it, if you close it up and you yes,
if you if you close I'm being stead serious. If
you close it up just so the super blue doesn't
get down into use the gel, they'll use the liquid

(01:11:07):
um and you it will super glue together. It'll it'll
grow right back like nothing ever happened. I can do that.
I get so queasy when I hear this kind of talk.
My my, my hands get all clammy, and I start
getting all these goosebumps because I hear about all this injury.
My friend like cut himself with an avocado, you know,
and he had an avocado injury. And that was at
the end of that. Hadn't I cut yourself with an avocado? Avocado?

(01:11:30):
He was slicing an avocado. He night. It was an
avocado accident. And then yeah, get this text They say
a lot of avocadea avocado accidents roll into the er.
What text it says, Nate, just keep a band aid
on it. You'll be fine. I got my finger caught
in a lawnmower two months ago, and I'm all good, Okay,
Oh my god, Matthew. Three, let's make scary queasy. Hey, Matthew, Hey,

(01:11:55):
how's it going doing? Okay? So you use super glue
when you cut yourself to the knuckle, I. Yeah, I
was scrap meddling, you know, making ends met and Uh,
I was doing refrigerator in the back of the refrigerators
a thin piece of tin on the back and it
cut straight through my middle finger and ended up going
straight through until it hit the knuckle. I crazy gluted

(01:12:17):
for the first few hours. But I put it a
picture of it on Facebook, asking my nurse friends if
it was a good idea, and they're like, no, you
need to go to the hospital. Now. I ended up
having to have three stitches in the inside and six
stitches on the outside. Oh wow, So now I don't
have full use of my I don't have full use
of my hand no more. Oh, Matthew, Well there are

(01:12:38):
times we should be going to the hospital. But yeah,
that sounds like a hospital trip. Let's don't have enough
money for that kind of stuff like I actually had
during uh the Saint Patrick's Day a few years ago,
my sister and I were working on a house and
she dropped the cabinet on the back of my head
and split, like just the skin. We're just crazy glued.
Kept on our day. Oh my god, Wow, it works.

(01:12:59):
Wonders Kid is a miracle. It's the miracle doctor super clue.
All right, well listen, stay safe. You're frightening me, Matthew,
but thanks for listening. Stay safe. Okay, you know it's
really funny scary. He's talking about how he's getting queasy
hearing about other people. And I know a lot of
people right now are listening, going, oh, no more of this.
But but Alex, my husband's the same way. Like I

(01:13:21):
woke up one morning and say, God, that's you know,
I don't feel good, and he starts to get sick
every every time I get hurt, he's the one who
starts why. I mean, I'm the one hurt, not you. Wait, Scottie,
do you see Scottie b He has his fingers in
his ears. He just texted me please let me know
when it's okay to listen again. He's the same way.
He gets so queasy with these things. Well, let's not

(01:13:42):
talk about it anymore because we could be listening losing listeners.
But it doesn't just say though that asking the Facebook
community should I handle this? And how is the worst
idea ever? Have you been on Facebook? No? Hey, Nate,
stop putting injury call? Okay, fine, I did. I don't
know if you saw the text. But somebody had a

(01:14:03):
collapsed lung. They went for three days without having to
go to the hospital. Yeah, I don't think super goo
will fix that. No, these are terrible ideas. Yeah, let's
just move on. Can I tell Scottie it's okay? Yeah, Scottie,
we stopped talking about it. We're done more, Scottie. Um. Yeah,

(01:14:28):
people are just taking care of themselves. Here's someone texting
and I used hand sanitizer to clear up an eye infection.
I don't think I don't think that works. Specifically, warn
against that right, do not apply to the eyes or internally.
They did it? Who were weahd um? Yeah, Okay, let's
talk about anything except for injuries. Okay, go, I'm a

(01:14:50):
lot of apologies for my boyfriend right now about this diary.
I want to get into that in a minute. We
have to go back to your diary, and let's not
talk about Pooh. Let's let's just take out pooh conversation
in injury conversation. You really eliminate a lot when you
take from things. Surely we have more than that going
on in our lives, Danielle, Yeah, we do, so I

(01:15:13):
will tell you. Since they cleaned it up the other
night at the Emmy's Ship's Creek is getting another another
wave of excitement people. Now there was like a third
tier of people who are just now checking it out. Yes,
and it's actually going to move to Comedy Central and
then the final season, which people that watch it on

(01:15:34):
Netflix we're waiting for. October seventh is the date when
that's gonna happen. Wow. Also, A Succession did really well
and a lot of people hadn't even started to watch that.
Succession was my favorite shows. How did Ozark do? I don't.
I saw an interview with our favorite girl from Ozark,
so I was wondering if she had won something because
I saw, Yeah, Ruth. I saw a lot of people

(01:15:55):
like posting her pictures of her, So I don't know,
she might have. We should look into it. Yeah. I'm
still reeling over this week's episode of The Boys. I know.
I watched that Friday night, and it's just gosh, if
you're not watching The Boys, you really should give it
a chance. It's really good, it's fun, but it's really
tragic at the same time. Oh, well, did you know

(01:16:16):
she has two Emmys already? Who when two? Yeah? Julia Garner, Yeah,
she's great, but also Laura Lenny is great in Ozark too.
I think, yeah, fantastic. Hey, so let's go back to
Gandhi's diary on Dear Diary Day, it is a national
holiday thing. So we learned earlier that her current boyfriend
Brandon used to be her bully back in sixth grade,

(01:16:37):
and we also learned it she was a bully against
him as well. It was co bullying. Yes, we were
not nice to each other, but we are nice to
each other now. We don't treat each other like that anymore.
Please don't sweet. So what else have you discovered in
your diary here since last week? Spoke? Okay, this was
a fun one. It says, Hey, guess what I'm going
to New York in like ten hours. It was a

(01:16:58):
spur of the moment thing. I found out we were
going yesterday. I'm so pumped. No, pumped is not the
word ecstatic is In case I haven't told you, I'm
going to live in New York after college. I'm all
packed and ready to go. I think I could do
it with just a backpack in my grade jacket. Seems expensive,
but maybe I'll be able to figure out how to live.
Look at that which sixth grade, and we're looking at

(01:17:19):
your future living in New York City. In that wild
I have another one where I talk about h I
never want to get married because I couldn't even stand
to dance with somebody for two songs in a row.
Oh my gosh, so funny. Could you imagine coming home
to the same person every single day? That's not my sister.
Oh no, oh my god, you already haven't changed all

(01:17:40):
that much. You still speak in the same language. No,
that's hilarious. I don't know, Froggy, if we opened up
your diary from when you were in sixth grade, what
would it talk about? One girl, Angie Fortner? I would
be yeah, no, the pages will be stuck together. Oh.

(01:18:01):
You know what I was saying that earlier is that
I think the boys teenage, like fifth six seventh grade
boys version of finding a diary was finding magazines that
you would have like stashed somewhere that he didn't want
anybody to know, whether it was under the mattress or
in the vacuum cleaner hose like Danielle's brother used to
do it. Did daniel you say your brother's story. Yeah,
I started in the vacuum cleaner. Yeah, my mom was

(01:18:22):
like John the vacuum, and She's like, I don't understand
why this isn't sucking anything up because he had rolled
up the magazine and he shoved it in there. Well,
I mean, where else you gonna hide them? Under? Under
the mattress was so was so obvious? Where else are
you gonna hide them? Yeah? I used to tell my
mom's Playgirl magazine? Remember Playgirl? Yeah, I don't know what.

(01:18:42):
I'm more surprised that or that your mom had play Girl.
I think even that's cool. That makes that makes your
mom extra cool. Absolutely, what's up? Gandhi? I was just
thinking Danielle's brother with the magazine in the vacuum, if
he was using the vacuum for other stuff too, seems
like it will go together. There were hicckies, I know,
there were hicckies that the vacuum used to give in
the house. So how for how many years did your

(01:19:04):
brother date the vacuum cleaner. He's gonna kill me, He's
gonna say I never did that, Danny. Yeah, uh wow.
So we've gone from talking about Pooh to talking about
bloody injuries and now iving sex with a vacuum cleaner.
Really is this moved on from Pooh? That's the important.

(01:19:27):
Pace is very important, all right? The three things we
need to know from Gandhi, Gandhi, what's going on? Well?
Tropical storm Beta, yes, Beta, because all of the letters
from the American alphabit were used, is now moving inland
and dumping a lot of rain on the Texas Gulf Coast.
The storm made landfall last night. Forecasters say some areas
could get more than a foot of rain. High tide
and rough surf have already caused damage in Galveston. A

(01:19:50):
state of emergency is an effect for Louisiana and parts
of Texas. The woman accused of sending a letter with
risin to President Trump has her first appearance in federal
court today. Apparently she's a Canadian national who was stopped
at the Peace Bridge on Sunday while trying to enter
the United States. Several reports also say she was found
with a gun. Her name has not yet been released.
Federal investigators say the letter was addressed to the White

(01:20:12):
House but was intercepted well before it ever arrived. And finally,
this might be a dream job for some people. Michelob
Ultra is looking for what they call the Chief Exploration Officer.
They want somebody to tour America's national parks and just
drink beer the whole time, and the pay is pretty great.
You'll get fifty thousand dollars for six months. It comes

(01:20:32):
with a camper van that includes a fridge loaded with beer.
Qualifications just include a deep appreciation for nature and a
love of beer. So if that sounds like something you
want to want to do, you have to go to
the michelob Ultra site and figure it out. Good luck,
those are your three things. We could use another job.
I'll take it. Yeah anyway, thank you, Gandi. Let's take
your break. We're back after this. Blah blah blah blah

(01:20:53):
blah blah blah blah blah. Hi, this is Chelsea him. Hey,
this is Taylor Swift. Hey, what's going on? This is
from Panic at the Disco listened in the Morning show.
Hey guys, we all know bedtime can be a battle
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find peers these kids in stores near you Elvistoran in
the Morning Show about to get into sound of Garrett.
You know what, you have a lot of interesting sound today, Garrett.
One of them is from the Today Show in NBC
where they were talking about Ship's Creek, and they'll explain

(01:21:38):
to you in the sound where the legal team at
NBC says, you can only say Shit's Creek once per
hour on NBC, which is silly. It's either you can
say or you don't, right, Either you think it's obscene
or you don't. I remember back in the day we
would call it s creek or whatever. We didn't know
what to do, and then finally we all realized, well,
what are we doing now? Stupid? It's not you know

(01:22:01):
what it sounds like, and it's it's their last name,
and it's the name of the town. So it's a
curse exactly sort of. It's a tongue in cheap thing, right.
So I remember when we first we just said screw it,
just to say it because it's a big show. A
lot of people love Shit's Creek. So anyway, let's get
into sound with Garrett and hear what that crazy Al
Roker did on the Today Show. He's lost his mind.

(01:22:24):
So this happened yesterday on the Today Show. They were
talking about they were talking Sorry, I'm being overtaken by
my two year old. The Today Show was talking about
Shits Creak and the Emmys, and they were talking about
what the standards and practices at NBC agreed upon when
talking about HiT's Creek. The show that made history is
also the one that causes us the most problems. I

(01:22:46):
arn't you this morning. I was fot nervous for you
because yes, I said it, you can say it according
to the standards department. We're talking about a scream. You
can see its shit creek. How did we do that's right?
To get it out there? So Shit's creak? Oh that's twice.
I was supposed to say they made history by sweeping

(01:23:10):
all wow, Al Al lost his mind? All right, let's move.
By the way, do you guys like Al Roker? I
like Al Roker? Yes? Speaking of do you remember his story?
And I'm I got his new book, his book, I
haven't read it yet. I'm wondering if the white House
story isn't there? You remember his white House Story? Yes? Well,

(01:23:30):
I had the gastric sleeve procedure done to my stomach,
so I could lose a lot of weight. He had
the band, okay, and when if you if you have
a band on your stomach, sometimes sometimes it can cause problems.
And he was leaking all over the White House and
he told the story, but he told the story under

(01:23:52):
the Brown House. He was he was telling the story.
He loves telling the story. Next time, Alazon will have
him told the Brown House story. Let's let's move over
to the view. So they were talking about Dancing with
the Stars and how last week that they Dancing with
the Stars at eric commercial from the ex husband of
Carol Baskin's family looking for any leads possible, and Joy

(01:24:15):
didn't realize that Carol Baskin's ex husband is allegedly dead.
I have no idea what tiger he is. I never
watched on. What they told me this morning is that
she's under suspicion and the husband is missing. So what
would have been a really big coup for ABC was
to have the husband on Dancing with the Stars. Now,
that would have been good television. Bring him back. He's

(01:24:40):
dad no longer on the planet. Joy, Oh, I thought
he was just missing. She's technically right, he is just missing.
They don't know. They don't. Definitely they should read in
the show Dead with the Stars live in Um. All right,
let's talk about a protest Ian Spain. And so people

(01:25:01):
went to go see an opera and once they got
to the show, they realized that the show was sold out,
but there's no social distancing, so they realized, how do
we stop the show from going on? So they started
clapping and the opera couldn't perform. So this is what
a kind of la There you go clapping protest it's

(01:25:24):
crazy people to Madrid. Yes, all right, we were talking
about teachers earlier. So a teacher in Florida was doing
a virtual PTA conference and she said, parents, please stop
doing all of these things. Well, your child is trying
to learn on the computer. Parents, please make sure that
you have the own proper clothing when you're walking in
front of behind the child's compute them because we didn't

(01:25:46):
seen them in their draws, the bra and everything else. Remember,
all the children are on the computers and can hear
your conversations, So please try to use proper language. No cussin,
because if I say just no profanity, he may not
know what profanity is. So no cousin they know what
that is? A number four. When you're helping your children
at the computer, Please do not appear with big jots

(01:26:07):
in your heads and cigarette pats. Please understand that your
child is in class and the pass should not stay
in the picture and make sili face behind a child.
She's got a point a lot hurt. Guys. Please don't
be smoking big joints. Well, your kid is learning fine,
All right, you're ready for a little did you know so?

(01:26:29):
Buzzfee put together a list of behind the scenes facts
about popular songs. Now the Dolly Parton song nine to five.
You hear a typewriter in the song that is not
actually a typewriter. That is actually Dolly Parton's nails on
a table. Oh huh, out a bit and a stumble
to the kitchen for myself, a cup of ambition and yawn.

(01:26:53):
You hear that that bell that's not a bell? What
is it? What is it? Up? Shower and the bloodstarts
pumping at the that's that flash of light every time
you smile. After using pepsodint, they still make pepsodint old school,

(01:27:13):
old school? Uh, toothpaste? All right? What else you going?
Do I stop there? Or do I yeah, but you
know I think you should Okay, all right, we do
have another piece of sound that we just should not
play on this radio station though. Come on, because you
know I said we got to stop talking about pooh
so much. Poo always ends up in our conversation. Eric
Code six nine just text in, can you go back

(01:27:35):
to pooh? No? I mean come on, can you put
it on the podcast today, Elvis? Yes, yes, let's well,
we'll play that sound on the fifteen minute Morning Show
podcast too. Cast wait till you wait till you hear it.
It's I mean disgusting if Al Roger can say ships
creak all those times that I wouldn't see a problem playing. No, no, no, no,

(01:27:59):
I just want to no, I just want you to
listen to our fifteen minute Morning show podcast. We'll be
recording that about an hour. And now you're a good American,
Garrett some of the time. Thanks for stopping by. Having
a beautiful day, Garrett. All right, Yeah, I just sometimes
this show we talk about the weirdest stuff and we
get away with it to this point. I mean, eventually

(01:28:20):
they're going to slow us down or kick us out. Yes, Gandhi,
you know what I always realized though. We feel like
we're talking about the weirdest stuff, and then we'll get
a bunch of messages like, oh, I do the same thing,
So maybe it's not that weird and we're just making
people feel like everyone's normal. Okay, that could be one
way of looking It makes me feel normal. When I
get those dms saying that they do the same thing,

(01:28:42):
I'm like, oh, thank gosh, I'm not alone. Better about myself. Yeah.
By the way, when we played this sound for just
us in the zoom room a few moments ago, during
the song, I've never seen Froggy laugh that hard. I
thought you were going to die. It's not safe. I
should not be laughing that hard. So please, But I've
heard it once. I think I can handle it a
second time. Oh, you'll hear it again during the podcast.

(01:29:06):
All right, Daniel, you're ready to go, Oh my gosh,
oh scary. Can you put the sound in please for me,
Ellen and Kelly and then we'll get back. Yes, please,
thank you, and Kelly, thank you. Plenty of time here,
let's yes, all right. So you guys remember Doc Antel
from Tiger King, Remember he owned the other Tiger Park.

(01:29:26):
He was kind of like the competition. He had some
harsh words for Carol Batskin because she's gone Dancing with
the Stars. He's like, not for anything, but how can
she be away from Dancing with the Stars if she
really cares about her animals because you're away for a while.
Apparently she has one hundred volunteers. But he says, still
it doesn't make any sense. He is working on another
show called Tiger, Tiger King More than a King October first,

(01:29:50):
something like that. That's when it's going to come out.
So I'll keep you posted on that. We always love
something with tigers, so it's a good one. Finding freedom.
Remember the book with Megan and Harry. They kept saying, look,
we never contributed to the book. Well now their lawyers
are saying they did not contribute to the book. It
did not happen. Because you know, they're taking the press

(01:30:10):
over in the UK to court because of a lot
of things that have been said. So they are claiming
they have never talked to anybody. Um. So this was
very interesting. Mark David Chapman, he is the person who
assassinated John Lennon. He was up for parole for the
eleventh time and he got denied. Um. And he actually
has been apologizing to people like Yoko Ono, who was

(01:30:33):
married to John Lennon at the time when he passed away.
And we also found out that he had other people
on his list that he would have killed if it
wasn't for John Lennon. Paul McCartney was one of the
people on the list, and he had Elvis. Who are
the other couple of people we won, Ronald Kennedy, Ronald
Reagan was on the list as well, So yeah, interesting,

(01:30:56):
but he has he's not getting paroled again, don't you.
Cat has come forward and said it is buficial. I
have worked with Arianna Grande, so that is on the
way because there were some rumors going around there. Kelly
Clarkson kicked off her second season of her show yesterday
and she did address her divorce with her husband, Scary
Clay the sound Kelly Clarkson Sary, what are you doing
on texting? Well, it's in the same car, it's in

(01:31:19):
the same cartridge as the other one, so I had
to move it. Sorry, Okay. Now pretty really has brought
a lot of change also to my personal life. Definitely
didn't see anything coming that came. But what I'm dealing
with is hard because it involves more than just my heart.
It involves a lot of little hearts. You know, we
have four kids, and divorce is never easy. But I

(01:31:40):
am okay. Everybody keeps asking are you okay okay, and
I am. The answer is yes. Um. I will say
this though, when I when I got upset. When I
was a kid, I had a problem like saying how
I felt, and my mom told me to start writing.
And that's actually how I get my feelings out. So
I probably won't speak about it too much, but you
definitely will hear it musically. Probably that's how I became

(01:32:00):
a songwriter. Well, yeah, I love her. I teach her.
And then Ellen de Generes talking about the toxic environment
on her show, she said she was going to address
it a first day back, and she did. As you
may have heard this summer, there were allegations of a
toxic work environment at our show, and then there was
an investigation. I learned that things happened here that never

(01:32:21):
should have happened. I take that very seriously, and I
want to say I am so sorry to the people
who were affected. I know that I'm in a position
of privilege and power, and I realize that with that
comes responsibility, and I take responsibility for what happens at
my show. This is the Ellen de Generes Show. I
am Ellen de Generous. We have had a lot of
conversations over the last few weeks about the show, our workplace,

(01:32:43):
and what we want for the future. We have made
the necessary changes and today we are starting a new chapter.
So that's good. You have some more sound too, Oh
is there more? Yes? Right out, she says, she is
the person that you see. Let's hurt you it. There
were also articles in the press and on social media

(01:33:04):
that said that I am not who I appear to
be on TV because I became known as the be
kind Lady. The truth is I am that person that
you see on TV. I am also a lot of
other things. I sometimes I get sad, I get mad,
I get anxious, I get frustrated, I get impatient, and
I am working on all of that. I am a

(01:33:26):
work in progress, and I'm especially working on the impatience
thing because and it's not going well, because it's not
happening fast enough. I will tell you that Hello and
the new James Bond movie No Time to Die will
be the longest James Bond movie so far two hours
and forty three minutes, so make sure you pee beforehand.

(01:33:47):
Today on television, Dance with the Stars, Mary's Got Talent
Jack Whitehall, if you are a fan, Travels with My
Father's Season four kicking off on Netflix today and that's
my Danielle report. All there you go. So, Nate, you
wanted to go around the room again? I think, didn't
we do it like an hour and a half ago? Yeah?
We did? Yeah, Okay, we used to do it twice
in the show. You remember, I did, Yeah, back in

(01:34:08):
the day, remember that God pre pandemic times. Let's go
around the room then, I did? I know, But I
don't know anyone has any prepared. We'll find out. Froggy,
do you have something for around the room? Show and tell? Yeah? Yeah.
So one of my dogs, like he thinks like your
job in life is to scratches, but he literally will
walk up to you and stand next to you and
just wait and wait, and if you don't do it,

(01:34:30):
he pops you with his paws like hey, yo over here,
and he just wants you to scratches. But I want
to come back as a good person's dog and another life.
So that somebody would just scratch my ass one. I
want a tone because it doesn't happen in human life.
So I love my animals me too. I just yesterday
when when Ali had to go get his go get neutered,

(01:34:51):
having just me and Max in the house alone, it
was so quiet, and I could tell Max was kind
of looking around for him because he wanted someone fun
to play with it, because obviously I'm no fun. And
uh it was we missed him, We missed our little
Ali bear. They've become so important in your live more
than two is awesome. Yeah, what's up, Gandhi? I realized
that I need to block myself on my own phone

(01:35:11):
from doing things like late at night, because yesterday I
clicked on an article that said sixteen real life crimes
that were so heinous movies were made after them. And
then I went down a rabbit hole of the worst
crimes ever. And guess who couldn't sleep? Me do it
all the time. I'm an idiot. I just traumatized myself.
So I need to take my phone away from myself
after a certain time. Yeah, they'd say, if you want

(01:35:33):
to sleep, you shouldn't be looking at your phone. You
should be on social You should be doing anything that
stimulates your mind. You should be sitting there in total silence,
like reading is really good? Are you reading any good books?
I'm still reading that last Twilight book, the one in
Edward Cullen's you know words Words. I just got this one. Oh,
the New gem Crow, the New Germ Crow. Yeah, I've
heard so much about it. It's fascinating, it's really interesting.

(01:35:56):
But yeah, that's what I'm reading right now. What about you, scary?
What's on your mind today? You know my mom, I
love her to death, but she anytime I get a
piece of mail or something, you know that's suspicious, Like
I got this mail by some guy that says I
want to buy your house. I tell my mom, like,
what is this? And she just rip it up, rip
it up into a million pieces to throw it away

(01:36:18):
and put it at the bottom of the garbage pail.
And I said, but the thing is, it's very funny
with that. Every time you rip something up, it's like,
why can I just tear it in half and throw
it away? Do you really think somebody's gonna go through
my garbage that I put down? A shoot? Like, like,
I love she has to be detailed about it. I
want you to rip it up and get thousands of pieces.
I just find it very fascinating. It's just a very

(01:36:38):
mom thing to say, right. They do that to celebrities
all the time, though, and they do it like in
in investigations. Once you throw it away, then it's not
yours anymore and people can go do what they want
with it. Yeah, like somebody like Nate who murders people
like he definitely has to destroy the evidence. Whatever. Whatever, guys,
whatever might be my next victim there? What's that, Danielle,

(01:37:06):
So my bearded dragon. I like to let him like
wander around while we're doing the show and he gets
to like, you know, freedom before the cats come down. Well,
I forgot that the door was open, and the cat
came down, and it was like a bearded dragon cat
stand off. They like just stood there looking at each other,
and I'm like, huh, and I thought I was like
a bloody mess. I jumped up and grabbed the cat
and threw them upstairs. I'm like, oh my god, I'm

(01:37:28):
just gonna take one mistake, Danielle, time forget, and then
it's not gonna be good. Knockers. Cats are wired to
annihilate that that bearded dragon. Yeah, it's not scary, and
they have so much danger lurking in your basement. Hi too,
it's crazy. Hey. I don't know if you're just joining
us now, but it was earlier we decided to dig

(01:37:49):
through from the music. I think we were digging through
uh Gandhi's diary and it just turned so fascinating. I
hope you can go back and listen to this show
on demand later. Having you read the things that you
and your now a boyfriend used to fight about when
you're in sixth grade, I find that utterly fascinating. I
really do. I think it's so funny. I did not

(01:38:12):
expect that at all. And I am so happy that
Nate brought up that today is National Diary Day, or
I never would have looked at it. That thing's been
sitting in my drawer for god knows how, I mean,
since sixth grade, and I didn't even know I was
writing about Brandon at that time. But now I have
proof because I used to tell him he was mean
to me and he never believes me, But now I
have proofs, so this is great. I don't know, but
to be fair, you were not I mean you were

(01:38:33):
kind of mean to him too, right, This is true,
but it's my diary from my perspective, so he was
a bad, bad person. God, did you see anything else
in there that you didn't read out loud that you
wanted to keep from us. I'm gonna have to keep
going through a lot of it, but there is. I
wrote a lot which is really weird in sixth grade
about how I never wanted to get married or have
kids and I didn't understand how people did it, and

(01:38:55):
I would be a terrible mom and I'm not gonna
have kids until i'm responsible, and I'm not responsible. Done
in sixth grade, I'm not, But I feel exactly the
same now. That's what's really strange. I'm a little sad
I haven't grown up much from this diary. Yes you have,
I hope. Yeah. Well, when I read it, I'm like, yeah,
I would say that right now. I just got a
text from my friend Tom. He's like, it sounds like

(01:39:16):
you're trying to stretch and fill up time. Oh my god,
because it's true. Because he's smart. He knows me, because
he writes half the stuff I talk about anyway, he
knows my brain. He says, there's a there's a great
topic I sent you this morning. The question is is
there a time limit to a secret? Does a secret

(01:39:37):
or a secret confidentiality ever expire? Oh no, I don't
think so. No, no, no, no. Unless you've had a
talk saying it's okay to talk about it, you can't
just spill it. But now, what if they've told you
but hold on? What if somebody tells you a secret,
Gandhi and they say, Okay, I'm not gonna tell anybody else.
You hear it from somebody else. Is the secret code

(01:39:57):
still there? Or is it over because they've told them
to people. Oh that's tricky because that does happen a lot.
Most of the time. I try to act like I
still didn't know the secret, and then I keep in
mind in my head, Oh, that person doesn't remember that
they told seventeen people. So whatever, what if the person
drops dead? Yeah, yeah, that's it. What if you're dad
secrets over? Yeah? Secret? What if Nate kills them? Then

(01:40:20):
I'm not going to murder anybody because I'm looking. I'm
looking at our zoom room. There's Froggy and Danielle and
Gandhi and Nate and Scary and Scottie B. I know
a secret about three of you. Oh Wally, which three?
What am I going to say? Dang it, dang it,

(01:40:42):
watch your language. I'm lady. Do you guys have a
secret about me? You know, here's the thing. You think
they're secrets. Everyone knows my everyone knows almost stuff. I
have nothing. I fight dug back in the files up
here in old logging. I probably think of one or

(01:41:02):
two more. Yeah, and I have a secret about you,
and I'm fine with that stopping things. I want to
know which staff member Nate hooked up with then, because
that's got to be the secrets. It's not it's not
the us, not that not anyway, but you know it's

(01:41:23):
And I'm sitting here thinking about all the secrets. I know.
They're like front burner secrets, not something that I've found
out years ago or something that happen here, things that
are going on right this minute. Yeah, there's a lot
of stuff going on outside this room. I mean everywhere
people we got secrets. Just makes me getting I get nervous.
I'm like, why wait a second now, I'm like I

(01:41:43):
have a pit in my stomach because I like, I
feel like I want to know these things. I want
to know these secrets. I want to be in on
the secret. No, sometimes I don't want to know. I've
had somebody. Have you ever had somebody tell you a secret?
And when they're done telling you, you're like, oh crap,
I wish I didn't know it. You don't want to know?
Where did you give me that load to carry around
on that? Yeah? I don't need it. I don't want
to know what to be all right? With that said,

(01:42:06):
we should take a break and let's think long and
hard about keeping these secrets to ourselves. Back after the elo,
Oh my god, you guys are is Elvis Durand in
the morning show? Yeah, I'm flipping around watching TV and
Chris Evans is on what is it CNN? He's talking about,

(01:42:30):
you know, voting. He wants to get anyone out there
to vote, and you know, me being so stupid, I'm
the only thing I can think about is him, you know,
flashing his danger. It's it's so stupid. I mean, people
take pictures all the time and sometimes there's accidents that happen,
and it's like, let's grow up, Elvis. But that's all

(01:42:53):
you see from now on, You see it that's not fair.
He's a great actor. He's out here doing a great
job getting people to register to vote. There's these are
all the great things, but I look beyond them, and
it's all I think about is that picture and how
it leaked out, man, because it was one of those
like quote unquote leaks as you're saying, where he just

(01:43:15):
accidentally flashed his camera role for a second, everyone paused,
zoomed in, Oh, look what's there. He could have denied
it if I was What if they did it on purpose,
because you know, after the fact, he's like, well, now
I'm going to use it to get people to vote
now that you're paying attention. So what if that was
his plan the entire time. We'll never know, but it's
a plan. My point is this, there are so many

(01:43:36):
people doing great things in our lives on this planet,
but we sometimes skip over the great things to look
at the stuff that's gone, the funny stuff. I'm like, yeah, hey,
so this story out of out of Canada is frightening
to me. A twenty year old Tesla driver in Canada

(01:43:58):
slapped with a reckless driving charge this week after being
caught sound asleep behind the wheel while going ninety three
miles per hour using his Tesla autopilot function. Police and
Alberta received calls July ninth shocked disturbed drivers who reported
seeing a twenty nineteen Tesla Models zooming down the highway
in which no driver appeared to be present. Both front

(01:44:21):
seats were apparently reclined. Officers have charged them for speeding
and dangerous driving whatever. So they didn't see a driver,
they just saw a car. They thought the car was
just driving itself ninety three miles an hour down the
highway go ahead. How you'd be able to sleep through that?
I feel like I'd have a heart attack, even just
knowing that there was something driving that was not me

(01:44:43):
as it tools down the highway. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
But Froggy has been in a Tesla that was on
autopilot right, and it's remarkable to watch it at work.
I've seen videos. I've never been in one. A friend
of mine who was able to buy one. He did
and he he said, here, I'll take you for a ride.
So we didn't go far. We went about maybe four

(01:45:04):
miles down the road. We went and got some food
and he put the address of where we wanted to
go in. He put it on autopilot, and the car
backed out of the spot, pulled out of the parking
lot that we were in. It drove to the road,
it stopped, It did everything perfectly. It put a signal
light on, it changed lanes, it turned in. I mean,
it did everything it was supposed to do. And I

(01:45:26):
was amazed. But I still would be uncomfortable and would
want to be able, and he was now this car,
he did have to keep his hands on the wheel.
If you don't, it reminds you that you must put
your hands back on the wheel. So it does remind you,
but still just it's not for me, especially not ninety
three miles per hour going to sleep, Nope. But it
is amazing technology and I'm sure it is only going

(01:45:47):
to get better at a time. How much how much
a Tesla's cost, I don't know. They don't start that
much there, but believably not Yeah, some of them starting
in the forties, really really Yeah. So what's funny about
this conversation is when we're doing this show in twenty years,
playing this conversation back where we live in a world
that that doesn't even have a steering wheel in it,
you know, we're talking about, Oh my god, when we're

(01:46:09):
flying like the Jetsons. See I being the elder statesman,
I remember when cruise control first came out and they
put those on cars right right you laughing, Nate. It's
just such a foreign concept that thinks it is something
like that is. And I remember the first time my
father had a car that had a cruise control on it.
He's like, watch this, and he pushed the button on

(01:46:31):
the end of the whatever and he brought his foot
off the gas pedal. I'm like, what are you doing?
And I remember when I first started using I felt
like I was out. I wasn't in control of the car.
I felt like, as if someone else's driving, I can't
handle this. And I was like, who cares? You know,
It's like so funny. The things that are just blowing
our minds today are just yeah nothing. If I remember,

(01:46:53):
I remember going with my dad as a as a
young boy and having him when they installed the car
own in the car and it was like Cellular one
was the company, and he bought minutes and he had
like the phone installed. It looked like it hit an
antenta on the back of the car, and that was
like a big deal, And I was and like, now
you carry the phone around in your pocket. I mean,
but it sounds so crazy, but technology really advances that fast,

(01:47:16):
which means cars will drive themselves and take us wherever
we want to go in the near future. Scary. Pull up,
what is Internet? That's exactly what I was going to suggest.
Why didn't you for a moment everything? So this was
what you're nineteen ninety four with Briant Gumble and Katie

(01:47:36):
Cork hosting The Today Show on NBC. What is Internet?
I wasn't prepared to translate the asposed to the little
tease with the A and then the ring around it
at SAE. That's what I said, um case of shuttles
about Yeah, but I've never heard of around I've never
heard of said and then it sounded stupid what I said.

(01:47:59):
It biloves at NBC and I hurry around here about
in the electroom there is at NBC ge com. I mean, well,
what Alison should know? What do you say that now? Anyone?
Internet is uh that massive computer at work, the one
that's becoming really big? Now, what do you mean? That's

(01:48:21):
what I just wanted to know. What do you write
to it? Like? Male you know a lot of people
use it and communicate if I guess they can communicate
with NBC writers and producers. Alison, can you explain what
internet is? Sore? Then funny? What does internet? And I'll
look that. Bryant Cumb's getting mad. I don't understand what
is it? What is it? I think about that a

(01:48:43):
with a circle around it and calm, NBC, A circle
around it? Calm, what is it? He was getting disturbed?
He was mad? What does internet? So funny? So that'll
be us twenty years from talking about cars that drive themselves? Cool. Well, yeah,

(01:49:03):
let's take a break. We'll be back after this. Elvis,
how'd you lose that song? Call us now? Daniel, I'm
sorry that sucked. Froggy, I mean, you guys must have
crazy sex and Gandhi, we need to talk starting your
days every single day in the Morning show, lay well,

(01:49:25):
hello lady in the Morning show. Do you remember when
the worst assistant in the world Anthony? You know Carler,
Marie and Anthony. Yeah, here's my assistant years ago, Gandhi.
H I walked into my office and looked on the
printer and there it was the guest list. To my surprise,

(01:49:46):
birthday party. Oh yeah, I remember you guys mentioning that
that's terrible. Sur ruined, it ruined it for everyone. It
was so funny, but everyone was so mad at him,
remember that, yep? Oh yeah, wait, Nate, what did you
I han't the copy or the other day. So I
go back there. I printed something. I don't know what
I needed here, and I go back there. I'm like,
I don't remember printing this, and I'm reading it and

(01:50:07):
I'm like, uh, now, I know what somebody here at
work is doing. They're hard at work on their son's
little league batting order. Where is their kid batting? Is
he in the st He's just trying to advance the runner.
I mean, you gotta take your stuff off the printer man,

(01:50:31):
because what did you find at work? Gandhi? Oh? I
found two things. So one time I found somebody's contract
that had all of the information on it, including appearance fees,
how much they made, all that kind of stuff, and
I was like, oh man. And then the other one
I found I believe it was an apology note of
some sort from one to another. And in the apology note,

(01:50:54):
it was like, I'm so sorry about what happened last night.
I love you so much, stinker Booty. I'm like there
was an in office romance going on. I don't know
who stinker Booty was. I knew who the sender was.
I won't say his name, but I to this day
still don't know who Stinkerbooty is. What I would love
to nate stinkerboot I found two things. I found somebody's contract.

(01:51:19):
One time, years and years ago, like early two thousands.
I found somebody's contract, and so I took it to
them and handed it to them. I'm sitting here, I
think you left this on the printer. I don't think
you meant to print this. And then another person, and
this was actually while I was working on this show.
This person was going to resign and I knew they
were going to cause a real problem and they were
going to try and put a bunch of people in

(01:51:40):
a bind. He printed his resignation letter, so I saw
it on the printer. I took a picture with my
phone and I sent it to our market manager and
I said, here, I just wanted to give you a
heads up this is coming. And they let him go
before he could resign. He was going to screw over
the radio station and screw over everybody, and I knew
what he was doing, and so I wanted to do

(01:52:01):
the right thing, so so he didn't get away with
any of that nonsense. He did not good for you.
Froggy's here to say it to day. He was very
awkward and strange. Did you ever find out what you
did look there out on you? I don't know, no, no,
because I've actually talked to him since then. I think
he I think he woke up to what he was
doing was wrong, and everything's all good. He's got another job,

(01:52:24):
he's working. You live somewhere else, and he's great. So
god scary. Have you found any evidence, Danielle? Did you
even find anything sitting around that you should not have seen?
I've never admit this. I'm about to admit this right now, though.
I elvis. I found your paycheck on the printer back
in the early two thousands, like when we first started
doing the show. Wow, it was a long time ago.

(01:52:45):
It was impressive. It was impressive. I've more impressive nowhere.
They used to send us the pace stubs and we
would get them at work. They'd hand them out and
then you have to rip that little thing on the top. Well,
I found one. Somebody had it open and laying flat,
and I was I didn't turn it over, but I
was so tempted. I was, why didn't you? Because I

(01:53:06):
wouldn't want someone to do that to me. And all
I kept thinking was is that if I see this,
it's either gonna go one way or the other. I'm
gonna be royally pissed off or I'm gonna be very happy.
And I don't want to do it. So I just
left it alone and walked away. My paycheck on the printer,
and this is making me kind of what's going okay?
So someone had printed someone from the accounting team must
have printed the paychecks, and yours were just the one

(01:53:28):
on top, and I just took a quick glance. I'm like, oh, hey, hey, now,
but we found something else from an old producer from
the old building, and Brodie and I were like, we
got so angry because we found his contract and salary
and we're like, oh, that's nice. Yeah. That's why you
don't want to know what other people mean, because you're

(01:53:48):
either going to feel You're either gonna feel really pissed
off or right or or go like we'll wait a second,
maybe I make too much money. I'm going to be
the one that's fired next, Like you don't want to know,
and you don't want to know. Might have even been.
I got Christie online one she found something. Hey Christy, Yeah, hey,
welcome to the show. So you found something about your sister.

(01:54:10):
What'd you find? Yeah? I actually recommended my sister for
a job with my company, and I thought everything was
going great until one day I got gradually off the
printer and I'm reading her termination paperwork. Oh oh bummer,
what'd you do? I set it back down and walked
away and pretended like I didn't see anything. I didn't

(01:54:33):
know what to do. Yeah, there's something like that. There's
some things in life we should not see, and if
we do see them, we should just set them aside
and let nature take its course, right. I mean, that's
the hard unsee something. Once you've seen it, you can't
unsee it, and you can't unhear things. So you have
to be really careful about your parents having sex. You

(01:54:54):
can never see that. It took day for them to
actually terminate her after I saw this, So I was
just sitting there with this on my mind for days.
Did you ever tell her that you knew, uh, like
a couple weeks after it all happened, because it was
a little fresh yet. But I couldn't live with the guilt.

(01:55:16):
I mean, my sister and I are best friends. So
I was like, you know, I don't really know what
to do at that point. All right, well, thanks for listening.
Tell your sister, we said, hi, Christy. All right, Thank
you guys so much. I love you guys, Thank you,
Thank you for listening. Line twenty four is Severn, I
do believe? Hello Severn? How are you doing? Am I

(01:55:37):
saying your name correctly? Or Severn? Yes? Yes? Is that you? Yes?
It is, and it's me. It's us. So your co
worker found someone's paced up on the printer. What happened?
Did it blow the whole place up? Yes? Yes, she

(01:55:57):
opened up the copy machine and found it. The co
workers taste up. They had similar positions, just for chefs.
She made more money. She was furious. Yeah, I shouldn't
be looking at other people faced up. That's why, you know.
Years ago when we first started the show, Danielle and
Greg Tea at the time, and daniel and Scary, they
used to compare each other's salaries out loud in front

(01:56:18):
of everyone. I'm like, what are you doing? That's the
best thing in the world is transparency. If every employee
told everyone their salary, that would be the best thing ever,
because you know, that's what management has over everybody currently.
We all transparentcy is the best thing. Okay on account
of three everyone say their salary? Okay, scary. I don't

(01:56:41):
have an issue with any of that, but it was
like you guys were like, would talk about it out
loud in front of people we didn't even know. We're like,
what are you doing? Like between you we wanted them
to feel bad for us back in the day. How
did that work? Hey, Severn, thank you for listening. You'll
have a good day. Thanks for listening very much. Thank you,
Bye bye, bye bye. Well, I guess we're about to

(01:57:04):
take a break. We're going to get into the three
things we need to know, then take a break, and
then we're gonna go record our fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Today we're talking about Pooh again. Yeah, no, I don't
want to, but it's we don't know if it's Pooh,
but it's no. We'll leave it at that. The three things. Gandhi,
it's your turn. What's going on? All right. As the

(01:57:24):
battle rages on about who will replace Supreme Court Justice
Ruth Bader Ginsburg and when it will happen, President Trump
is saying he has doubts about the reported last wish
of the Supreme Court. Justice. Ginsburg's grand daughter said that
before her death, she dictated a statement saying, my most
fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until
a new president is installed. But in an interview with
Fox and Friends, he President Trump suggested that the note

(01:57:47):
was actually written by Nancy Pelosi, maybe Chuck Schumer or
Adam Schiff. No evidence was cited here. Meanwhile, Senator Lindsay
Graham says that Senate Republicans do have the votes to
push President Trump's pick for the Supreme Court through the u.
US for his Service has identified the firefighter killed while
battling that Eldorado fire, which was sparked by a gender
reveal party. Thirty nine year old Charles Morton was the

(01:58:09):
leader of the Big Bear hot Shot crew and a
fourteen year veteran. Officials say that he did die while
engaged in fire suppression, but they have yet to reveal
the exact cause of death. And finally, Michael Jordan is
doing something interesting. He's going to own a ride in
the NASCAR Cup Series in twenty twenty one. He along
with current NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin, will co own a
ride which will be driven by Bubba Wallace. Hamlin, who

(01:58:31):
was a first Jordan Brand athlete for the sport, released
a statement praising Wallace for his rising status in the
sport and for his voice and social justice change. Hamlin
is currently the driver for the number eleven car for
Joe Gibbs Racing. And those are your three things, Thank you, Gandhi.
Your phone tap coming up after this, Estan in the morning,
show me here. And if you're tired of tossing and

(01:58:54):
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Elvis durand Elvis Durant. Phone tapp All right, Garrett, Yes,
tell me all about your phone tap. Natalie wants to

(01:59:14):
play a phone tap on her boyfriend Adam. So I'm
going to start the call looking for Natalie from a
brand new TV show. She signed up for Good Guy
or Goodbye, and her boyfriend is not going to look
this isn't good. You're messing with people. All right, Let's
see what happens in Garrett's phone tap listen to it. Hello,
Hi is a Natalie sil Roma there? Please, no, she's

(01:59:36):
not here. Tell her that Gordon Bombay from Langley Productions
would love to talk about meeting her on Saturday at
the mall, and we think that she would be a
great fit for the show. What do you mean for
the show? I don't really talking about Oh um, Well,
she came to an open audition that we had at
the Mall on Saturday, and we loved her story. We
loved her and her boyfriend. We think there'll be a

(01:59:58):
great couple for the show. I think wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
all right, I'm her boyfriend and hey, congratulations, Yeah, how
you doing listen? I don't know, I don't know, only
think about this. Well, we want you, guys to go
out on a date, you and her, all expenses paid,
basically to dinner. We'll follow you around throughout the day
and then by the end of the show, we'll have

(02:00:19):
a panel that you don't see, voting on whether or
not you're right for her. Right now, it's a working title,
but her Yeah, yeah, it's a working title, so were
you really don't know the name yet, but we're thinking
about going with good Guy or Goodbye. We We're not sure,
but she said you're a great couple. Nothing can go wrong.
So well, listen, hang on a second, because I don't

(02:00:40):
know if I'm okay with this, all right, because I
didn't hear anything about this and we haven't talked about that.
Oh well, well she came and said you were at work,
but you definitely would love to be a part of it.
She brought a great picture of you guys. I don't know.
I don't know if I'm gonna be definitely okay with it.
So um, all right, Well, just to let you know,
if we think you are a douchebag, she has the
potential of walking away with five thousand dollars. Really, yes,

(02:01:02):
well what if I get? What do I get out
of this if I'm a douchebag? Well, it's still in
the works right now. You know. We'll give you some merchandise,
maybe some t shirts and maybe a get certificate to
your favorite restaurant of choice. I don't no, no, no, no,
I don't like that idea. All right, she's gonna get
five thousand dollars and I'm gonna get a T shirt. Well,
it's a work in progress. And if you're a great guy,

(02:01:23):
you know we can I'm not okay with this. I'm
not gonna be on your show. I hope you have
a good time with your show because I'm not gonna
be on it. Can you at least consider he is
totally no. Wait, hold on, he's calling me right now.
All right, don't pick up. We'll call him right back. Okay,
all right, all right, all right, hold on, Well, hey,

(02:01:45):
what's up? You tell me what's up? Net I just
got a phone call from some production company saying something
about some show you signed us up for. Oh my god,
they picked us. You don't don't like that, you don't know. No, listen,
you didn't talk to me about this. It's just total
horse and I'm not interested in doing this. It would
just see a fun thing to do, a fun thing

(02:02:07):
to do. Not that I ain't doing it, but no
that I'm not doing it. Oh but we got picked. No,
we got picked. Well, guess what you could tell him no,
because I'm doing it. Oh, I don't want to tell
him no. This is the best you could do this
show in money. We could win money. We don't win money.
You win money. This guy tell me I'm gonna have

(02:02:28):
some T shirt. All right, I'll put on your underwear.
But I'm not doing this show. I am not putting
myself out there for other people. I'm not doing it.
I don't care. I just think about it. I'm not
even gonna think about it. You think about it. You
think about it. I'm gone thinking about it. I thought
about it. You'll think about it. You know what, you
might even know? You Adam? Who are you? My name's

(02:02:50):
Garrett from Elis Durand in the Morning Show. And you
just got phone tapped. You got you didn't take it
together anyone you get home, you better watch out. Can
you imagine getting a call like that? No? Great job,
thank you. We should make this show. What's the name

(02:03:11):
of it again? Good guy? Or goodbye? And if you leave,
you get five thousand dollars. Yet I'm like, oh, that's
a lot of money. Let me sleep on it. This
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