The Day We Praised Cheezus

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I just want a ray. Thank you guys for everything
you do. I'll listen to you every morning when I'm
working day. Oh, thank you man. I appreciate that you
guys that morning. I wake up to you every morning
and you guys, and I love you guys. I love you.
I love you every morning like a hundred Falcolm Loud
four hours ago. I love you, guys. I love that

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coming love. Hello, Hello, you coming, Daddy loves you. You's
ready for your day. Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show,
Welcome to today. Here we are in the iHeart pent House.

(00:43):
Yes what we call it. Well, we're far far away
from the top floor. This is as far as we
can go anyway. Welcome to the day. It is Wednesday,
January twenty six. Really yeah, yeah, So if I sound
like I'm talking with a weird thing, I have a
weird thing. I bit my tongue in my sleep the

(01:04):
other night, and last night I had cosmos. So the
citrus has just ripped my tongue to shreds. Sometimes cocktails,
cocktails can be dangerous. Yes, yes, sometimes we'll Welcome to
the day. I'll try to limp through it. Hi, Danielle,
Hi there, Gondy good morning, Hi, Froggy, good morning. Hello there,
Producer Sam By, Scottie b and Master Control. Hi. Welcome back, Diamond, Hi,

(01:27):
thank you, we missed you. Garrett's here somewhere, there's a
straight Nate and there's scary morning, and we get on
with a day. Yeah, how about some Justin Timberlake. Yes,
the days after he looked like Ruth from Ozak. You know,
this is still one of my all time favorite songs.
What a great song to wake up to you right,

(01:48):
Thank you, Ruth. I mean Justin? That sounds great. It
really really keep you happy, it makes you happy. I'll
let's go talk to our first caller to day. It's Bob. Hi, Bob.
We're doing well, sir, and I want to thank you.
I'm gonna thank you for what you and your colleague Zoo,
because I know that you're an EMT and you're out
there saving lives and making us making us feel safe.

(02:09):
Thank you for what you do every day. Thank you
so much. I love you guys. I listened to you
guys every day and work while I'm driving, well, I'm
going into work, so I've been listening to you guys
for oh my god, over ten years. Well I love
that we're in the ambulance with you. I don't know straight, Nate,
didn't you just do an MT I was back in
the day. Yeah, and then who on the show? Who

(02:32):
on this show would trust Nate to? Heyst way, I
know my CPR. I actually was a CPR instructor. How
about that, Bob? I would trust him. I would trust him.
Remember the time I've tried to sample my CPR on
him and I broke his clavical Oh my god, actually
was my sturredom. I do recall my guy. Next time

(02:52):
I'll get to clavical and do a shout out to
all my EMTs for University Hospital MS. Absolutely absolutely tell
him what you want to tell him, Bob, go ahead
on number one trauma c owner in the state. We're
going through a pandemic. Good job, everybody, and everybody's keeping
up the good work, and you keep it very well
by us listening to you, Bob. Thank you. What we

(03:15):
do is pitley winks compared to what you do. But
thank you. It's an honor to have you listening to us.
You have a safe day, okay, thank you, Thank you
for being our first caller of the day. Diamond send
him something groovy. By the way, that's the last time
you'll hear that word on this show today. We're really
allowed to use it once. Are we going to spend
the musea next wheel of games too? Of course? I'm

(03:37):
so excited. I'm so glad we came in. I hope
it's who's eating those chips? Oh yeah, who's eating those chips? Who?
I think it's who's chewing? Who's chewing those chips? Okay,
we could play who's chewing those chips today? Is it
on the board? Possibly? Could? It could be on the wheel,
It could be on the wheel. All right, let's get
into the three things we need to know, Gandhi. What's
going on today? Oh man, um, We're gonna start with

(03:59):
some very sad news. The second NYPD officer is dead
after being critically injured in a shooting last week. We
knew Officer Wilbert Moro was in grave condition, but he
did pass away yesterday from wounds he suffered when a
gunman opened fire on him and other officers during a
domestic violence call in Harlem. The police commissioner calls Mora
a three time hero. He chose a life of service.

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Then he sacrificed his life and he became an organ donor.
Rookie officer Jason Rivera was also killed in that shooting.
A COVID mandate force about eighty million workers is officially
over as of today. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration,
also known as OSHA, ended it after Supreme Court blocked
the rule earlier this month. The agency is vowing to

(04:41):
keep fighting to require employees at big businesses to get
vaccinated or to be tested weekly. The White House believes
this move would have prevented up to sixty five hundred
deaths over the next six months. And finally, a SpaceX
rocket is on track to crash into the Moon in weeks.
Astronomers think it'll hit in early March after floating is
space junk for almost seven years. The rocket took off

(05:03):
from Florida to send a weather satellite on a million
mile journey, but didn't have enough fuel to make it
back to Earth. It's been trapped in orbit ever since.
Experts are hoping that satellites orbiting the Moon can collect
data about the impact and study material that gets ejected
when that crash actually wild. Can you imagine now just
wanting to get off the planet Earth because so many
bad drivers are here. So you go to the moon

(05:24):
to be safe, and there's a fender bender waiting for you. Yeah,
that's just waiting. I'm talking to handle that. Yeah, there's
no place safe in the universe anymore. Nope, not anymore.
And unless we all want to hop onboard ship and
head to Uranus. Sounds a little dirty. No one's going there.
Yeah anyway, welcome to Wednesdays. It Wednesdays. Do you guys

(05:47):
want to do a Wednesday? Yeah, here we go, like
every morning, no matter why. I heart radio. Thank you well,
mister ran in the morning show. It's scary Jones. The
good neighbors at State Farm believe you don't have to
give up what you love for great insurance for surprisingly
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call or go to state Farm dot com to get
a quote. Today, Elvis Duran in the morning, A great

(06:10):
day yesterday, A lot of fun with some friends. They
bought lunch. That's always the best. Gave him a tour
of Z one hundred. I've been had some cocktails, drank
some citrus filled cosmos that ripped my canker, store on
my tongue. Out of my head. It hurts so badly.
Right now I can I can barely talk. But Nate said,

(06:32):
when he was a kid, he used to get sores
on his tongue all the time. And your mother had
my aunt, my aunt, your aunt was some sort of
voodoo doctor of some sort. Well, she I guess they
were just home remedies, like old home remedies from probably
the early nineteen hundreds. Okay, So when you little nephew
Nate had had sores on his tongue, she would have
you do what she would say. There was a lot

(06:52):
of different things that you would do. You would stand
in front of an electric fan and like hold the
canker sor to it in the thought that it would
chop it off, No, that it would dry it out.
When I do remember it distinctly, is she said to
expose it to the sun. Like hold hold my lip open,

(07:12):
so that it was like being hipped by direct sun.
Suppose my tongue to whose son, No, the sun in
the sky. And that didn't work either, I trust me,
I had them. I used to get canker stores all
the time, so I would try anything, and nothing work.
This isn't a canker store though, this is a rip.
I mean, oh yeah, what happened? I told you I

(07:34):
had my My phone is right next to my head,
so when the alarm goes off, or if I get
a notification and it goes it scares the living hell
out and I bit my tongue when I got a notification.
That the worst. And then you're gonna keep biting it
all day just because it has irritated. So Gandhi has
a problem. At the grocery stores that I have, we

(07:54):
should not be allowed in the self checkout lanes. I
get into fights with Alex he such. Once you move
it the product over the scanner, you move it to
the other side, you can't go back. No good, it'll
take you. You'll think you're stealing it. How does it
know that? So is this what happened to you yesterday? Oh?
One hundred percent. Not only did I hold up the
line because I had like a full grocery cart full

(08:15):
of things, but the lines for the cashier were way
too long, so I was like, I got this held
up everybody, and then at the end of it, the
worst I go to pay didn't have my credit card.
So I'm one hundred percent sure that they thought I
was scamming the crap out of something because I said, okay,
I know my card number off the top of my head.
Can I just put it in? Absolutely not. We have
to have your card right here. You leave those groceries

(08:37):
right there and come back. I was, wow, what about
what about Apple pay or something like down on your phone?
That didn't work there? None of it worked there. It
was where I'm outside. It was okay, you know, no offense,
Shame on, shame on grocery store whatever for not having
Apple pay. You should be able to use your phone there.
That's their phone. I agree. I wanted to like flip
the cart, but then I was like, you know what,
this is a lot of food. I have to take

(08:57):
this home. So I went home. I got my car
or my card when I came back, and the lady
was like, oh that was fast, and said, yes, I
was not skimming you. I'm just irresponsible. Sorry. I love
that people are all texting in remedies from canker stories.
Oh god, that's nice, Elvis swish and spit out a
milk of magnesia. Oh that one I have heard you

(09:20):
as salt water. You switch around with salt water mane yeah,
because when I was a kid, I had a canker store.
My dad took me to see our friend George Webb
at Northside Pharmacy. Right. He said, come here, little, I'll
take care of that. And he dropped some sort of
acid on my tongue and I could hear it sizzling
in my mouth. Oh that doesn't sound great. Half my

(09:41):
tongue out of my head. No, like disorbent away. Anyway,
Froggy said he had nothing interesting at all. Happened to
him yesterday the day before I did, but not yesterday.
What happens the day before you? I'll go back to
day before. Well, the day before I was leaving a
hardware store. I had gone into a hardware store to
do to to get something. I was leading and I
saw this like little tool organizer sitting by the dumpster.

(10:03):
I'm like, hey, that looks kind of like it's new.
So I go around by the dumpster. I grab it.
I put it on my car. I brought it home.
I now own it. I didn't pay for it was
by the dumpster, it was free. Dumpster. Did did Lisa
yell at you for bringing trash home to your house?
She did? She's like where did you get that? I said,
I didn't pay for it, it's free. I think when

(10:23):
you stole it. I'm like, no, it was by the dumpster.
You don't pick you don't take stuff home from the dumpster.
I'm like, yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. I mean,
it didn't look like it was infested with rats or anything. Didn't. No,
you know, I was sitting out next to the dumpster.
There was nothing wrong with it, nothing at all. I
don't know why somebody got rid of it. I was
wondering if maybe because when I used to work at
a store, some employees would do this. Some employees sit

(10:44):
stuff out by the dumpster that they're going to take
later and then stolen from something that someone already No. No, yeah,
you stole it from a steeler. Yeah. The time I
found a piece of art on the sidewalk in Tribecca
and took it over to my apartment, I didn't hear
the end of it from Alex. It has bugs, I
mean it doesn't, Okay, I wonder what it was. It's

(11:06):
a great piece of art. It's still hanging in my
in my apartment. But I would absolutely steal art from
a dumpster. Yeah, well, this was just out on the
street and so, but he says that we were cursed
ever since the day I brought that artwork home. So
there's something, there's something about it. I don't know. If
you guys want to come over and look at it later,
I'm coming. I don't know. We've been cursed ever since

(11:26):
I brought that media took great piece of art, would cycling?
I know, obviously there's a curse with the artwork. Speaking
of garbage, where's that nasty chair that you brought in here?
Where did it go? Fine? We got to move on.
I think it disintegrated. It so nasty. You doing horoscopes
with producer Sam. I'd love to do them with Gandhi today.

(11:47):
All right, all right, let's do it all right. If
you are celebrating a birthday today, you celebrate with Ellen
DeGeneres and Wayne Gretzky. Happy birthday, everybody, Capricorn. Not everyone
appreciates all that you do for them, So be ready
to move on. Your day is a five Aquarius, and
exciting adventure is about to start, So get ready for
the journey ahead. Your days of ten Pisces. You've tackled

(12:08):
some really difficult situations all on your own. Don't let
others bring you down. Your day is an eight Hairies.
Don't settle for anything but the best, Otherwise it's your
own fault. Find yourself worth. Your days a six Taurus.
A compliment goes a long way and is warranted. Feel
free to tell someone they did an amazing job. Your
day is a nine oh Gemini. If a group effort
is not coming together, it's time to go solo. Your

(12:30):
days of six cancer. Don't reveal what was said to
you in confidence, no matter how difficult it is to
keep that secret. Your day is a seven Leo. An
awkward situation has resolved itself and you've learned a valuable lesson.
Remember that's what really matters your days and eight Virgo.
The recent advice you've received was way off. Next time,
trust your own instincts. Your day is a seven Libra.

(12:51):
Avoid conflict by being agreeable. Don't let others get under
your skin. Your days and eight Scorpio. Your opinion of
someone is crucial. Be completely honest when you provide details.
Your day is nine and finally, Sagittarius, o good advice
for all. Understand your limits and ask for help when needed.
Your days and nine never Conde, says a your Wednesday
morning hoors. You just see all these home remedies for

(13:12):
canker sores coming in. Oh God, over the counter lightocane
and bendrill, benadrill mixed swish and spit. So is his
toast a tomatio? Sprinkle baking soda on it and rub
it on the sore that I see because tomtios? Do
you have like an acidic property? Yeah, baking soda, salt,

(13:34):
milk of magnesia. If I do all these things, my
tongues is going to fall out of my head and
you're gonna crap your pants if you accidentally swallow the magnesia. Yes,
my tongue feels better, but my pants are full. Daniel's
first report of the day on the Way, What do
you have coming up? Danielle Snoop Dog has somebody that
he really would love to collaborate with. And Adele some

(13:56):
new information coming out about white cans. Do we believe this?
It's a little scandalous. We'll find out that and more
on the Way Radio show. Yeah in the morning, Showers'
let's talk about zip recruiter. Big year, big year for business.

(14:18):
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(14:41):
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with this thing on my tongue. Go dot com, slash elvis.
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(15:01):
present these candidates to you. It's like a person who
wrote this knows that I have a canker. Sort yes. Anyway,
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choices to apply for your job. It's fabulous. Let zip
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Go to zip recruiter dot com, slash elvis. That's zipf
recruiter dot um, slash elvis. Do it today. My story

(15:25):
in the Morning Show Wow. You know, Friday's gonna be
quite a show. You have changed smokers on. They're releasing
a brand new song. We're playing that all day. They'll
be on with us. Katie Perry's gonna be in with
us Friday as well. And you know she's on SNL
this weekend. She is the musical guest. Oh cool. It's
always great to have her here. Yeah, Friday's gonna be
a crazy show. And also it's you know, as we're
doing every day this week, we're spending the musa next

(15:46):
wheel of games. Yes, fight the games up there today?
Do you can we go ahead and give a preview
if you give me that thing back, I can. That's
called a laptop. I'm almost done. Okay, I have to
borrow Nate's laptop every more. Thank you, I'm almost done.
Um Gonda, you know we're talking yesterday about a police officer.

(16:06):
I do believe it was forced to leave the force
because she had an only fans page that was doing
so well. Right, Yes, she did, and they gave her
thirty thousand dollars upon departing the force, saying you know, thanks,
we appreciate it, but you gotta go. I wonder how
many people listening have actually quit their jobs because only fans.

(16:28):
Oh hey, I want to know so badly. I want
to know, because you know, there's all kinds of stuff
out there. It doesn't have to be like the salacious
sex videos that people think it is. It could be
to photos people jam and a banana down their throat. Whatever.
Scottie B and straight Enator to do an only Fans
page where just every day they crammed bananas down each
other's throat. Yeah, here's the problem that way. I tried

(16:48):
to go to Only Fans here yesterday to check it out,
and it won't let me. Why the company blocked it?
By heart? Yeah? Oh please, I heard we have we
have dirtier stuff on our website. They do, right. Yeah,
by the way, didn't they ask us if we wanted
to work with the only Fans as as as a
client they did. Maybe it's someone that doesn't know that

(17:11):
we're supposed to have access. I make I'll make a
call today. I'll get you. I'll get your only Fans
turned back. I are going to do an only Fans page. Two.
We've decided I'm gonna the little raspberries I blow on
his stomach. We're just going to do a series of
that because people seem to really enjoy his laugh. I
would pay for that, yeah, said the creepy old man. Yes,

(17:32):
let's go talk to Kylie. Hi, Kylie, welcome to Wednesday.
How how are you doing so far? Thirty minutes into
the show. You're feeling good. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling great.
I'm on my way to work. I'm a speech pathologist
at a high school on Cape Cod. Oh well, gosh,
you've got so many boxes checked off there, Cape Cod
love it speech pathology. Can you help me with my canker?

(17:53):
Store on my tongue. I cannot speak with this thing
on my tongue, so I can store. Last week and
I actually went to urgent Care because I was like,
oh my god, is it COVID? I have this like
sore thing in my mouth because you know who knows,
and they couldn't help me at urgent Care, and I
It's worked for me in the past. You put a piece,

(18:15):
like a little piece of cheese on it, like American cheese, cheese, cheese,
Like you're saying that I could I could solve this
with cheesus. Yes, seriously, I think like I think like
Grandpa had like told me that when I was little,
But you it's stasic cheese right, like like cheddar cheese,

(18:41):
like Swiss, because you know I love cheesus. No American cheese.
Because think about it, Like when you have hot, right,
they tell you to drink of milk. You're saying cheesus.
You're saying specifically that you love cheesus. Grew it. Let's

(19:06):
move on. I will cheese will balance cheese will balance
it out, and I'm gonna try that. Yeah, please hold
all right, Darry does calm down the heat oils from
chili peppers. I get that we could use We could
use cheeses. You love cheesus. I do love cheeses. All right.

(19:27):
Let's get into the Danielle report. So close, all right,
but you gotta know when to cut bait. Yeah you do,
which is we weren't going anywhere, Thank you, Kylie. Sitting Kylie.
Something cool like some American cheese. Cheese is American cheese,
even cheese, you consider it. It's a cheese product, white plastic.
It is all those straws you've been throwing in the ocean.

(19:50):
They come together to form American cheese. Probably do Danielle,
what do you have going on? Well, last year, French
Montana one two hundred and fifty thousand dollars on the
bus in the Super Bowl. This year he lost two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars on the playoffs because he
took the bucks again and unfortunately they didn't win. So
he took to social you know, voicing his disappointment. So

(20:13):
Michael and Jim from the Office are reunited. Steve Corilla
joined the cast of John Krasinski's upcoming film If So,
Let's come out in November of twenty twenty three. So
that's fun news. So let's go and talk about Adell
for a minute. There's a bunch of rumors going around
that it wasn't COVID that postponed the residency. It was
production that she was unhappy with set pieces and the

(20:36):
choir and the sound system, and apparently she was supposed
to be lifted over a pool and she didn't like
the look of the pool. She called it a baggy
old pond. He said, I'm not standing in the middle
of that. So depending on where you read and what
you look at, it depends on you know. Caesar said
that they were really surprised that she canceled last minute,
that they were really trying to make it happen. So

(20:58):
I don't know. Adele is a dell is. She has
the right to be a diva. That's right. If she
says I want a certain kind of pond and I
want sixty five chorus members singing behind me, she should
get what she gets. That's it. She's the draw. She
is always take care of the diva. You all right,
you're right. That's we'll take care of your next. Thank you.
Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton is helping us step up our

(21:20):
baking game. She's actually wanting a new line of baking
products with the Duncan Hinds called Dolly's Southern Favorites. It's
gonna hit stores in March. It's gonna feature Dolly Parton
family inspired baking mixes and frosting, some recipe cards, a
tea towel, a spatula, and so much more. I'm going
for the tea towel. You can all go to the

(21:40):
Duncan Hines website if you want more information. Snoop Dogg
wants to collaborate with Sea Day, he said, Adam. Everyone
even want to collaborate with. That's the person that comes
to mind, so maybe it will happen. We'll see. So
there was supposedly another ray J Kim Kardashian sex tape,
and it was on a certain laptop that I think

(22:01):
was in Rayj's possession. So Kanye actually got his hands
on the laptop and delivered it personally to Kim when
she was on SNL and thankfully it didn't have anything
bad on there. She was so excited about that. And
it looks like nothing like that is on the way.
Although I know a lot of people would like to
see it, it looks like nothing like that is on
the way. So the Amazing Race is on tonight. I

(22:23):
can see your voice. Disney Plus gives you a born
new episode of Book of Boba Fett. So I'm jealous
because a lot of people are just starting Ozark and
they went into my DMS and they're like, I just started.
I'm like, so jealous because You've not only got a
couple of episodes left, So there you go. Also, Gandhi
just started the Playboy special over on A and E.
The first and second episode is out on that and

(22:45):
apparently it's a lot of secrets of Playboy in that one,
and then people were telling me yesterday about something on
Netflix called After It came out in twenty nineteen, but
it's then After We Fell In, After We Collide. There's
three movies associated with it, and it's like a teenage
type movie, but adults are liking it, kind of like
the Twilight stuff back in the day. So if anybody

(23:07):
has seen it, is it worth my time? After? Where
is it? It's on Netflix? Okay? And then there's there's
three movies. I think total that's my Danielle boy, but
I wonder if it's worth my time, okay? And I
just still want to know if anyone listening, uh, quit
their job because they're now only fans stars and making
so much money. Ye tell us, you know what, maybe
there's maybe only fans. Performance aren't up this early. Yeah,

(23:28):
they don't really need to be if they're crushing the game. Yeah,
but no one has checked in. I'm still getting people
telling me how to get rid of canker stores? What
is this? Who is this? Oh, Claudeine, Hi, Claudine, what's
going on? Hey? Illness? How are you? I'm doing very well, Claudine?
What can we do for you? I'm live on the
edge of my seat. I heard the music. I've been

(23:49):
waiting months for you to praise. Oh yeah, okay, understand,
Yeah yeah, I was about to start praising cheeses. But
it's just it's just the timing was just way off off.
Did you hear that? You never know when what I
thought of a new game? We could play? What's that

(24:09):
instead of guess what fabric I'm thinking of? Guess what
I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a cheese. I'm thinking
of a cheese. It could be a guda, it could
be great. I'm loving cheese. Is that what you're thinking?

(24:34):
All right? Please? Hold all right? We may have to
do it. We may have to do that, all right.
I could be thinking of a cheese. When are we
going to spend the wheel of prizes? We did it
early yesterday, so maybe we'll hold off a little bit. Okay,
we could have some cheese on there. Uh, we should
take a break. We're running very late. You know that
little pack of powder that always comes into flower Because

(24:57):
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(25:17):
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apply Duran, Hi, nice to meet you. I'm vaccinating. It's
kind of funny. We're having a conversation yesterday. Look, if
you do see that this masses like ending. It's like
they're saying, maybe, over the horizon, we could be getting

(25:38):
to the end of whatever COVID. I don't know. It
depends on who you believe and who you talk to.
And I'm thinking, damn it now, I'm going to run
out of excuses, excuses to get out of doing things
I don't want to do. We'll have to come up
with a new thing, right, I know, change supply chain issues.
I can't. I can't make it to your wedding. I
just can't get toothpaste. Yeah, it's impossible. When is this

(26:01):
mess gonna be over? Well one day, of course. I'm
thinking that we'll all get together, but I'm thinking I
don't want to do that. I'm okay not getting together
with you. Oh my gosh. Had a great day in
the city with friends, yesterday we really kind of painted
the town fu show or whatever we did. It was
a lot of fun. It was good. It felt good
to get out. Went to chipriani ate some expensive food

(26:23):
that someone else paid for. It was run. It was fantastic.
Did you order to go because someone else was paying? Na?
Damn No, we ate like a bunch of pigs. I
was gonna bring up something. What was Oh? So, our
our studios are a downtown Manhattan, the Tribeca area. If
you're not familiar with New York. We love it down here.
We're all downtown people. I live down here. I love
it down here. But they're moving our studios uptown to

(26:45):
close to Rockefeller Center, which I'm actually very excited about.
Have fun. Send me a postcard to around that stuff. Well,
I'm excited to be up there too. It's a it's
gonna be a beautiful space. And they are sparing no
expense on our studios. It look're looking like maybe autumn
except maybe. But they said something, and I want everyone
think about this in your office where you work. Okay,

(27:05):
they said, hey, down in these old studios, whatever you
see you want, let us know, put a tag on it.
You can have it. Yeah, yea. Yeah. So I'm looking around.
I mean there's I don't want any of this crap.
Is there anything here? I mean it's it is. Yeah.
I put in a request with the engineers to tag
something and they said okay, And then as soon as
I requested to tag it, I made an announcement to

(27:27):
you guys, and then other people tried to tag my stuff.
What was so? I can't say it. I can't say
it again. I don't. I don't think I told anyone anything.
So I don't think it was me who got you. No,
it wasn't. You know. So what I wanted to do,
I want to take the studio lights and turn them
into lamps for people because they're really cute and it
will be a great gift. Yeah, I want to gift
it to people. But then people got, you know, all

(27:47):
up in their feelings and we're like, that's my studio light.
I'm taking it. No one else is getting it. You know.
You know who's going to rip this place to shreds
is Dave Brodie. Brodie? Did you did you see on
the town hall meeting? You can come in here and
just take whatever you want. Okay. So I wasn't sure
I heard right, and then about I said I wasn't

(28:09):
sure I heard right in the town hall meeting, and
then about forty five seconds ago I heard all the
sturan say it. And then immediately I started making a
list on my laptop of what I want to take.
And then you went to me knowing I was making
a list. And by the way, that laptop is using
from the last studios we left. Yeah, so, okay, so
there's a lot of stuff here. I mean we've got

(28:30):
TV monitors everywhere and timers and cameras and I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
I'm claiming all the TV's. I'm claiming my office chair.
I think I might claim your gold microphone first, No,
can't have that already took that away. Do you know
it's a funny story. There's an off Broadway play about crime.
It's called Perfect Crime. They closed down someone broken and

(28:53):
stole everything. The thieves stole copper pipes out of the walls.
I mean, are you going to go that deep brody
copper pipes and wires. I'm googling things you can sell
on eBay from a radio station right now. Okay, Oh
my gosh. So if you're listening to this you're wondering, like, Okay,
let's say your office where you're you're maybe going to,

(29:14):
they're gonna move it, and they said, anything in the
office you want? Is there really anything there anyone wants? Now?
I mean, like this equipment we could donate to you know,
radio stations at schools and stuff like that, you know, totally,
or set up a studio in your house with the
equipment in the station, now right, you could do that. Yeah,
I don't know. Yes, I would love a studio in

(29:35):
my apartment. We do have something really cool here, Brody.
You cannot have it. When we became When we became
became the godparents of Norwegian Cruise Lines Bliss, they gave
us this incredible, incredible model of the ship. I mean
it's what like five feet long, and it takes up
a lot of room and there's no where we can

(29:55):
take it. It's got to go to a great home. Yeah,
it's gonna be worth the nice any But it was
a gift. So I don't know what to do with
that thing, Brodie. Think about what we can do with it.
We'll give you a percentage if we can sell it
to someone. Don't tell them you got me page. Oh
my god, it's such a generous gift. I hate to
give give it away, but there's nothing we can do.
I'm sure we can take that money and donate it

(30:17):
to someone who deserves it. The owl lamps that used
to be in and we broke them again. Yeah, one
was pieced together shabbily and is in the green room.
But I think if you even look at it sideways,
it falls apart. Yeah. The owl it's a it's an
owl lamp. Yeah, and ashtray. We had another one that

(30:37):
was in the back of the truck and we opened
the car and it fell on the sixth Avenue, shattered
into Mellie pieces. Anyway, I don't know what we're gonna
do with all this stuff. We gotta we gotta figure out.
I don't want anything to go to waste. I want
people who need things. Yeah, there's stuff on my desk
too that I'm just gonna get rid of. So maybe
we should have like a garage sale of the little
fire sales sorts. Right, Well, who's going to organize that

(30:58):
car boot sale? Good luck? But uh, someone once DIBs
on my microphone. Do you know how disgusting microphones are?
I've been spitting in this microphone for fifty five years,
you could piece together some sort of creature with all
the things crawling around in my microphone. All right, running late,
I don't know. You know what you can give away

(31:19):
these timers, It tell us we're late. Yeah, they worked
really well. We don't use them. They're like new the
timer that says you're running over time. We don't use it.
We don't even haven't even looked at those. Since I
think Eisenhower was president. We were much timelier when the

(31:41):
Eisenhower White. All right, we must take a break. When
are we going to spend the musics wheel about an hour? Okay,
we have to take a break. I have to yell
at Nate. Elvis ran in the Morning show. Billions upon
millions upon millions upon millions wake up to him in
the morning the show. Hey, guys, say thank you for

(32:04):
listening to us. I've been doing this for many, many
years that we all have. And it's it's all changed.
It's different now. People ask me all the time, well,
radio is what now compared to what radio used to be. Well,
it's it's different, you know. Yeah, it's weird to say
the word radio, but it still is basically, we're content.
We give you things to think about, things to chew on,

(32:25):
music to learn and make discover. And someone says, well,
you know podcasting is so huge. Oh yeah, I love
podcasts too. I listen to them all the time. We've
got some great podcasts right here. We've got the Brooklyn Boys,
We've got Serial Killers, We've got we've got tons of
top podcasts that we we generate. Why radio, in my opinion,
is so important is as more and more content becomes recorded,

(32:47):
we're still live. Yeah, what's we're on vacation, that's right,
which we are right now. You know what, there is
an immediacy to what we do. It's live. And there
are so many times people have come to me and said,
you know, you can produce your show in a way
where you don't have to go in every day. You
can just record it. You can record like four days
worth of stuff in like four hours, and they can

(33:07):
just edit it up and put music between the ba.
And I've always refused doing that, and I feel like
there's things are changing so quickly that it's tougher to
do that. Now they are changing. You know, what if
if news was not so easy to find yeah, breaking news,
then we could. We could come in here and pretend
to be live every day, because you know, if something
happened three days ago, you're just now hearing about it. Well,

(33:29):
that's not how it works. If there's a new variant.
If someone's going to war, yeah, if we're if we're
sending love to a family who lost a member who's
serving on a police force, you know we can do
that live. Yeah. So why does radio still exist? That's
why I think it's a very good question. I just
gave you a million reasons. Your friend in your head, yeah, exactly,

(33:52):
what's that scary? Another thing about live radio is that
if we are talking about something, you could respond in
real time. The feedback loop, as they call it, is complete.
Because you hear something, you could respond by calling us
and then getting on the radio to talk about what
we just said. No, that doesn't exist in recorded content, right,

(34:12):
you can't do the thing that's confusing to me, and
I get it. The word radio is really not entertainment.
The word radio is how you get it. It's actual
old school. A transmitter on a building sends a signal
to a box in your house. That's not digital, and
it's really an old school term. And I get that,
you know, I understand a lot of people are streaming

(34:34):
us now and that's the way it should be. That's
where we're going, right. So that word radio, it's just
kind of kind kind of stuck with it. Yeah, but
that's just like it. Yeah, it's like nostalgia. Okay, I'll
buy that. I don't know, sounds good. Do you have
any birders out there? I love looking at bird and
my mom forget about it. Someone's having a conversation the

(34:55):
other day and I overheard it. She found this guy
she really likes, but she found out he's a birdwatcher,
so bird that would be an added value. Yeah, I
see what. She didn't understand it until we explain it
to her, So go ahead. I love birding, and it's
not bird watching, it's birding. We may very clear and
want to be distinct about that. And I actually for Christmas,

(35:17):
I bought myself some new binoculars so I could sit
in my backyard and watch the suet I have, which
is a very specific type of food for birds, and
watch the cedar waxwings come and eat it. Look at that.
There's nothing better than seeing a tufted titmouse in the
tree horse yesterday. Right. My mom used to work with
endangered birds all kinds of different, like you know, the

(35:39):
big birds of prey and stuff. And then she took
my dad birding god wrestlers who death And they waited
for hours because sometimes you have to have so much
patience and you just to weight. Yeah, because the birds
will come, they have their own, their own, their own. Yeah.
He didn't get it because he was like, you're serious,
this is what we're standing here for for. This was

(36:00):
love it. My mother thought it was beautiful. I love
how I brought up burning and the whole room just
kind of lit up. Gandhi just kind of starting glass.
Oh yeah, there's a video that I think I've been
tagged in no less than a thousand times now on
Instagram of a girl with a coat on and she
puts on a pair of glasses and in the glasses
is bird feed like right in front of it. So
they land on her face and they eat the bird feed,
but they don't peck out her eyes because she's got

(36:21):
the glasses on. Hell yeah, I would do that. Oh.
I saw that the glasses are modified with like a
plate taped on underneath it's really a little food dish.
What about my face and eat? I love it. Well,
let's hear it for the burners. If you meet someone,
give them a chance. Yes, they're at there looking at birds,
you know. And it's what you said is so true.
If a birder is someone who has to have all.
So if you're like us, you need a data burder

(36:43):
because you need patients to date us. In my son's school,
like one of the extracurricular glasses you can take is
burning and he's taking it two semesters in a row
because the teacher is so much fun and so interesting
and they do the crazy bird cools and stuff in
the glass. He thinks it's great. Um spoiling shows, We're not,

(37:05):
by the way, not about to spoil anything. But if
you're a huge fan of Ozark, like we are a
lot of us are fans of you can't really spoil
it anymore because you kind of know what's coming. I don't. Well,
you may not know who it is, but you know
there's gonna be some crazy thing happened, so it's kind
of hard to spoil it. We're not going to. But
last night I said to my husband, we were watching

(37:26):
episode six of season four, and we know there's one
more episode and then you got to wait for the
next half of the season. So but you feel because
you know this is the last season, you've felt them
wrapping things up, like you know, but give me. I
was like, oh, okay, you know something major's gonna happen
in the next episode. Gone. So if I say something
major's gonna happen to end the season or a half season,

(37:48):
it's not a surprise anymore. That's not a surprise. No.
But I am about halfway through season two and all
of you guys are now into season four. So when
the conversations are happening in the room, I don't know
who's still alive or who's not alive and stuff like that.
That is why I do my blah bla bla bla
blah blah. I do want to hear. I don't want
to ruin it for anyone, right, Yeah, no, no one
wants to ruin it for you. But it's just there's
a pace, there's a tempo to the show, and after

(38:10):
you watch it for a while, you know, you know,
and even when the music starts playing, you know, all crap,
there's the music. Yeah, so much, I get jealous, Like
Gandhi's only on season two, Like, wow, she's got so
much more to go, Like I've been there, done that.
I'm like, that's sad for me, Like I won't because
I love them so much and it's great, such a
good show. It's driving my boyfriend insane though, because he's like,

(38:33):
this is about the damn ozarks and the sun hasn't
been out one day, not once, So I think that's
just part of the mood of the show. All right, Well,
we will continue to not spoil it. But if we
get excited about an episode we saw last night, we're
not spoiling it because we just know it was gonna
happen anyway. Oh, the wheel of the wheel of Wheel
of music. Next contest, are are we ready to see

(38:55):
what's on the wheel head? Now? Well, you can look
at what's on the wheel right all right here, and
now we're not gonna been it yet. You can't win
your money yet. But some of the games today do
we have music for the wheel of cheese? Well, you
don't need it, uh, These geese cut the cheese if
it lands on that spot. We have audio clips of
Gandhi and Garrett farting. Well, we'll play a poot and

(39:19):
the caller will have to identify who's poot. It was
Gandhi's or Garretts. So it's these these GE's cut the cheese,
and maybe it won't. There's another game on the wheel
called Hanks or Tanks, where we'll play a clip from
a movie. You have to tell us if the movie
has Tom Hanks in it or real tanks. What if

(39:43):
it's like saving Private Ryan and there are both what
kind of tanks? Army tanks? Okay, yeah, save saving Private Ryan?
Would would wouldn't be? That would be both. Let's hope
it doesn't land on now, Okay, there's another game on
the wheel if it lands on Keeping up with the Kentuckians.
We'll read a list of Kentucky slang words and phrases

(40:03):
and you have to tell us what they mean. Oh okay, okay,
I have examples. I'll give you one in a little bit.
There's another game you could land on called spell the Hell,
where we name a disease or illness and you have
to spell it. Oh, that's good. That could be tricky.
In one more, which I find my favorite, the squid

(40:24):
game game, we give you a number from one to
four hundred and fifty six. You have to tell us
that same of the and you to tell us the
name of the actor who played the character who wore
that number on their tracks, or you die or you die, yeah, Red,

(40:45):
So coming up soon. You know, I'm a little disappointed.
Why because I think my game Fudge this should be
on this. You know, we still have two more days
to play, all right, So the music wheel of games
on the way. It's gonna be a lot of fun,
a lot of money it programs. With that said, so
much going on in the world. Let's bring it on down, Gandhi,
what is going on this hour? You are three things

(41:06):
we need to know. More sad days ahead for the
NYPD as they're now mourning the loss of a second
officer from Friday's deadly shooting during a domestic disturbance call
in Harlem. We knew that Officer Wilbert Morrow was in
grave condition, and sadly he succumbed to those injuries yesterday. However,
he is being held as a hero, with the police
Commissioner calling him a three time hero for choosing a

(41:28):
life of service, sacrificing his life and being an own
organ donor. Workie officer Jason Rivera was also killed in
the shooting. Very very sad. A new study says that
patients hospitalized with COVID nineteen in the US had fewer
severe outcomes during the omicron surge. The CDC study published
yesterday said that even though the daily average of hospital
admissions reached record highs during that outbreak, there were fewer

(41:50):
hospitalizations and fewer deaths during that era than the delta
period or the first winter surge. The study says the
severity of the virus appears to be lower during the
period because of several factors, including higher vaccination coverage and
immunity from previous infections. And finally, I think we all
know this, but the Northeast is racing for the possibility

(42:10):
of another intense winter storm this weekend. Damn frogs. Just like, yeah,
it's cooled down here, it's like fifty. It's gonna be
in the twenties this weekend. Oh whoa. I hope you
guys are okay down there. The National Weather Service is
warning that New York, Boston, Providence, Portland, Maine, and other

(42:31):
areas could see blizzard like conditions late Friday into early Saturday.
Forecasters aren't sure of the storm's exact path, but they're
pretty well locked into believing that it's going to become
a bomb cyclone. We know how those work. Basically a
lot of snow, tons of wind and really just a
nightmare for the region. So prepare yourselves. That could be
happening this weekend. And those are your three things. Grocery
store trip, Yeah, all right, your phone tap next our

(42:58):
fill the strand. In the morning show, So Kelly wants
to play a phone tap on her boyfriend John. Now,
John borrowed a book from the library about ten thirteen
years ago when he was a kid. Now he's a
full adult, but he's still braggs like, hey, I never
returned it and they're not doing anything about it. So
I'm gonna call John from the library, going, hey, give
me back our book. All right? Remember going to libraries,

(43:21):
they're so fantastic. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, John,
My name is mister Cooper. I work with FIMC Public Library.
Are you familiar with us? Yes, we've been updating our
computer system and we've been going over our delinquent accounts.
According to our records, you borrowed a book from us
about thirteen years ago, and it hasn't been returned. I

(43:46):
actually haven't been back in that library since since I
was in school. What book are you speaking up? Well,
we are looking for the third edition of Where's Waldo?
Are you familiar? Uh? No, no, I'm not clear with
that book. Okay, well you you borrowed it from us
and we are looking. I got to get back to work.

(44:07):
I don't have time for this. John, it's mister Cooper
again from the library. Well, I do not have time
for this, So I got a book. I cannot help you,
right listen, I have time for this right now. I'm atween.
I can't talk to you about a stupid book right now.
I'm sorry. Then we will be charging you a late
fee around thirty five hundred dollars. Are you out of
your damn mind? Listen? Guy, Times are tough around here,

(44:29):
and I'm not paying thirty five hundred dollars for a
book that you guys don't have. Goodbye? What do you want? Listen?
Can you please diff returning the book so we don't
have to charge you the dollars? Why can you not
understand what I'm saying to you? I don't have the book.
I'm not bringing a book to you, and sick and
tired of this book. I swear to God, you have

(44:50):
a computer with somebody else. Leave me, all right? Do
we return the book? You know? Thinking it worse. We
were just out with his friend's last Maybe he was
bragging about the story again, that's perfect. All right, I'm
gonna call him. You're gonna talk, and we're gonna listen
to it. All right. Hey, maybe it's gonna be called

(45:13):
for me recently asking for my information or anything. Uh yeah,
actually all right, because it just called me and has
been hounding me for the past hour about library book
that I didn't return like thirteen years ago. They want
thirty five dollars maybe the whereas Wild of Books. Yes,
the point is that he's on my ass about thirty

(45:33):
five hundred dollars for the book. You can't give out
my information like that. What's going to happen with that?
Is I going to affect our credit? I don't know.
It wouldn't be an issue if you didn't hand my
information out to strangers without talking to me. I mean,
what was I supposed to do? He said he needed
to get a hold of you right away, So I
thought it was something about work. I don't know that
you contact me John. Hey, Johnny, appreciate it. John. What

(45:56):
is this money? He's garish from elvistare end in the
morning show and uh, you just got a phone tap
by your girlfriend. You might want to find the water
book though, John, have an idea for a phone tab.
Go to hellstrand dot com, click on the phone tap tab,
tell us what you want to do. Phone table was
prerecorded with permission granted by All Party States Duran phone tab.

(46:20):
We're on Elvis Durand in the Morning show. It's almost time.
Just been the wheel of game. We just greased it up.
It may never stop. What are we doing that? We
can do it in twenty three minutes Elvis? Okay? Cool?
Oh don't we have a guest today? No? No, well,
no we do we do Jaytty? Yes, Jay Shetty's a guest. Yes,

(46:43):
what time? So damners? Yes? Yes, that's a that's a yes.
I was confused. Okay, my head's in a different mode.
Is the day your head is up your butt? Maybe?
How are there? There? He goes, Jay Shetty is on
in an hour and a half. Okay, we love Jetty.
He will be on. Uh okay, let's talk about blood

(47:04):
and sperm. Who wants to start what? Yay? So we
had a huge, huge, uh well, blood donor day scheduled
for tomorrow in Jersey City or where's Andrews Jersey City?
Come here Andrew. Andrew headed the whole thing up, and
we're sold out. Yes, we did it. The blood drive

(47:25):
is full. The one that's happening tomorrow at the Highatt
Regency in Jersey City. Over one hundred fifty people signed up.
That is Yeah. People slid into my DMS because I
was posting about it saying that they're so happy you're
doing this because this has saved their lives in the past. Yeah,
and you sold a lot of first time donors. Okay.

(47:46):
I could see who's signing up and at least ninety
percent of the drive is filled with first time donors,
which is insane. So wherever you live, wherever you live,
they need your blood. Uh you could, you could save
a life. Go to Red Cross blood dot org. That
is all correct, okay. Yeah, find a drive that's local
to you. And thank you to Emily and Diane over
at the Red Cross. They've been so wonderful to work with.

(48:07):
And ZE one hundred's going to be there and if
you enter the drive tomorrow or if you're going to
the drive, you get entered twin jingle Ball twenty twenty
two tickets ocell alright, yeah, so again it's simple. Go
to Red Cross Blood dot org. You can enter your
zip code, it'll tell you where you can go to
give blood. That's correct. Now let's move on to sperm donations.
You want to head one of these up to I'm

(48:29):
okay with that one. For many reasons of you know,
I'm sure we can figure out some of them. Sperm
donations have hit a very low low of late. One reason,
you know, people just aren't into going on and donating
and getting out of the house. Another reason is lawsuits
because they're finding finding some genetic issues with some companies

(48:49):
that they're not sharing from you know, from the donor
to the recipient. Okay, So anyway, they're trying to work
a lot of these laws out. So I don't know,
has anyone on the show donated sperm before? Uh, Nate,
you have a look on your face. No, I mean
definitely thought about it right right, you know what, I'm
pretty good looking guy. I mean I did but it

(49:12):
was two people I know, right, okay, yeah, it wasn't
at a bank? What what? What? How did that transaction?
You know? It was hold on your head, guys, guys,
you know what. Two friends of mine, they really really
wanted to have a baby, and so I we went

(49:34):
through the proper channels and I donated and nice did
it work? Unfortunately from other complications came out. But I'm
not saying what was it my fault? I don't. I
don't want it to sound like that. Why are you laughing? Frog?
This is a kind of a serious conversation. I'm sorry,
I'm su a child. I'm sorry you are a child.

(49:55):
I'm like twelve. It is funny. Look it looks it's embarrassing.
And then you know, when you say you've done it,
people start visualizing, like, oh, there's Elvis, look at it
a dirty magazine. I do have a question, yes, ma'am,
if you do donate that how it's called sperm? You
can say the word sperm? How okay? How many like

(50:15):
babies could possibly come from your one donation? Could you
don't several out there? You know, because I would, I
did it for a specific person, So I don't I
don't know the ins and outs. See, don't say things
like that, then Froggy's gonna laugh. What are you typing?
Are you? Are you googling sperm donations or something. Yes,
I'm trying to figure out how many babies could come

(50:36):
from one sperm donation. Well, I don't have the answers.
I'm not going to say and pretend to make its
make stuff up. Yes, well we might, Heather and I
might kind of go down this road not donating sperm,
but we're thinking about freezing embryos. Yes, so I got
the little cup a couple of weeks ago in order
to give a sample to make sure it all works. Okay,
I'm a little gunshy on that cup though. Okay, well,

(50:59):
you know, if you stopped looking at as something like
like sexual and look at it as something you know,
like medical, maybe draw a face on the cup. I'm
not I'm not gonna yes, that will help. Can you
take my picture to the is just a receptacle. I'm
not gonna do anything. I've been called worse the side

(51:21):
of that cup alright. Anyway, Anyway, I'm trying to have
a serious conversation. There are couples out there who are
doing anything and everything they can to have a baby.
And we know that, and we know that this is
an issue for many couples. So I don't want anyone
to think we're just understand this is a topic to
people get a little nervous about it. Yeah, of course,
sure you can make money from doing it, right, Yes,

(51:43):
I guess is it true? What do they pay you? Oh,
that's a good question. I had a couple of guy
friends in college who said that they were going to
do it, but I don't know if they were. I
think that it's also you know, if you're negotiating with
a couple or whatever, you probably could set your own price.
I would think, well, no, you know what I mean, Well,
I did not charge them. No, somebody really wanted scary

(52:04):
sperm because you know it's scary jones. Maybe you could
give more money. I don't know. There you go. Thse
guys can earn up to a thousand dollars a month.
A month here you can do it on a monthly basis. Well,
but what does that mean once a month or no?
So you get it. Says donors earned seventy dollars for
each donation. Healthy men can be able to earn up

(52:25):
to a thousand dollars a month. Wow that math Megan.
Megan and your fiance are looking for a sperm Oh hi, Megan,
how are you good? How are you doing very well?
You know, another day talking about you know, the incredible
things that are happening in our world, and now we're
talking about sperm donations. So your your fiance are looking

(52:47):
for a donor yet. So we are about to get
married in April and we want to start a family
at the end of the year. And it's been a
struggle to find a sperm donor because a lot of
people don't want to. But also we've had the conversation
of when the child turns eighteen, how would we come
about that for the father? Um, So we've decided that

(53:10):
like if it would be open for the father to
know that we like they helped us, or it would
come to the end of the day where they would
be anonymous. Wow. Yeah, I know, there's so many there's
so many details, right, and legalities, and there's a lot
to it. It's not just as simple as you know,
a turkey baster here go, you know, now, no, no,

(53:31):
all joking aside, if you had to pick one of
the guys on this show. No, no, no, no, donate yea,
let's not play this game. Oh man, Megan, go ahead?
And which yes would you pick? Um? Probably Nate? Okay,

(53:52):
keep in mind, I've had two heart surgeries and two strokes.
I'm not sure you want that ye getic defect over there?
All right? Well you know, Okay, no, he maybe it's
just fine. We don't know. We don't know. We haven't
had him checked out. We'll Megan, look are you and
your fine fiance. Best of luck to you, and uh,
I hope everything works out for you because I know
wanting to start a family. Uh, it's gotta it's gotta

(54:13):
be a major, a major part of your life. So
there you go. It's very hard. Yeah, it's very it's
financially hard, and it's something that you don't think about,
um until you're in that situation right now. I know
it's it's it's emotionally draining and I've had many friends
who've been to it. All right, thank you, Megan, Best
of luck. Wow see ready to go? Hi Milli, Hi,

(54:35):
good morning, good morning, Welcome to the show. What's going on?
How are you? How are you adding to this crazy conversation. Well,
I donated to my best friend approximately five years ago. Milly, Milly, Milly,
you donated sperm. How did you do that? Oh? Eggs? Okay, Okay,
I don't know. You know what the miracle medical miracles.

(54:59):
So okay, you're doing it. Eat your eggs to your
best friend. How did that turn out for her and you? Uh? She? Um?
Actually turned out that she had twenty eight viable eggs,
um and uh she They got twin girls out of them. Wow.
I don't know what they did with the rest of
the of the eggs. I said, I want no parts

(55:20):
of it, no backseas um her life. I mean, that's
like it's like jar of caviary. Absolutely, and you know,
first of fertilities that are wanted to see. If I
wanted to maybe help others, I couldn't do it for
you know, anyone else other than my best friend and
her husband. But it was the best experience ever. Um.

(55:41):
I see the girls on a regular basis. They're beautifully
growing and yes that's their mother. You know, you have
to undergo in a psych eval and everything. You know,
it's an emotional thing as well, exactly. You have to
be really ready for it. But it was the best
thing ever. There you go. You're a good friend, Millie,
and God see to your friend and her twin years
thanks to you, Thanks to you. Have a great day.

(56:04):
Yeah it Look, it is a sensitive conversation for some
people to have and I get that, but at the
end of the conversation will end it like this. It's
a very serious thing. People who are torn because they
cannot start their families. And we know there are places
you can go to try and they don't always work.
Remember we did it in Vitroum contest for one of

(56:24):
our radio stations and it works. You want. Yeah, beautiful baby,
beautiful baby. Alight, awesome. With that said, we got to
take a break, Danielle, your report coming up. Okay, all right,
we're watching everything you text. Let's see a text. The
girl at the bagel shop here has a tattoo on
her face from her cheekbone down to her jaw. It
says ride her on one side text us messaging rates

(56:49):
apply Elvisturan in the Morning Show, Hey, it's scary Jones.
I can't let cold symptoms sideline me. That's why I
count on music X Fast, Max cold and flew all
in one stay on top of your game with music,
X Fast, Max, Cold and flew all in one US
is directed for everything you do. I'll listen to you
every morning when I'm working. Oh, thank you man. I

(57:12):
appreciate that you guys to my morning. I wake up
to you every morning and you guys, and I love you, guys.
I love you. I love you every morning like a
hundred Falcon rout per hour because I love your guy.
I love that you're coming. Love hello, lay Hello, Lay coming.

(57:33):
Daddy loves you, guys. Ready for your day. Elvis Durran
in the Morning Show, I just got this chill. Yeah,
I got chills that multiply. What does it mean when
that happened? Did they say, well, someone stepped on your grave.

(57:54):
I don't have a grave. You're not not in there yet. No,
the day is young, so yeah, am I the only
one's kind of cold? No, it's cold in here. Look
at my sweatshirt. What's my sweatshirt? Saying I don't those
two dots on there? I'm so freaking cold. Oh never mind,
you know, like that's not funny, And there are no

(58:16):
dots because I put stuff on those dots. Don't see them.
I don't even want to know what that means. Yeah,
parded me while I to in Tokyo. Remember that? And
your kids? What, Samantha, I just have no idea what
was just said. I can't wait for the Speaks Urban Dictionary. Alight,
all right? Remembering along? So much going on. We'll start

(58:39):
with Danielle. She's cold, h Danielle and I want to
go around the room if we have time. I want
to play the mused next wheel of games. To spend
that wheel? All right? When what are you laughing at? Samantha?
Did you look it up? Oh? I'm sorry. I just
got it though, Okay, thank you. I learned that when
I was in grade school. My gosh, doing in Tokyo?
Remember that? Yeah? Yeah? All right, Danielle. All right. Elton

(59:04):
John's concert at American Airlines Center and Dallas have been
postponed because he tested positive for COVID. This is according
to a statement from the arena. Billie Eilish is actually
also postponing select dates on the North American part of
her Happier Than Ever tour. I know some in Toronto
and Montreal and her second Phoenix date. They're not exactly
saying why for certain ones, but you know, just look

(59:26):
at her schedule and just see if the one you're
supposed to go to his postponed. You'll figure it out.
Kobe Bryant, can you believe it was two years ago
today that we lost him and his daughter Gianna in
that horrific helicopter crash. So a lot of people are,
you know, putting stuff on social about him and remembering
him today. So best going out to his friends and family.
Janet Jackson is an upcoming documentary called Janet and in

(59:50):
it she talks about how when she was a kid,
Michael would tease her and call her pig horse and
slaughter hog. Oh my god, and so yes, so she
says Michael, Yes, she says it was typical like childhood jabs,
but at the same time it also hurt. It's a
two part documentary. It will be premiering Friday night on

(01:00:10):
a Any and Lifetime. So Yeah, she talks about marriage
and relationships and stuff, stuff like that, but there's some
heavy stuff in that. I would like to see that in.
Speaking of documentaries, Yeah, last night, Gandhi did the first
two episodes of the Playboy documentary. Yes, the sorts of Playboy.
How was that? It's fascinating. It's interesting to hear from
all of the different girlfriends that he had how people

(01:00:31):
have kind of changed their opinions over the years. And
you know, they actually highlight a lot about Half and
how he was an activist and like a civil rights
leader of all these different thing. I mean, there's it's
very interesting and it's also pretty dark. So enjoy if
that's your thing. Where's it streaming again? An I'm going
there's a lot on it. Any coming up? That's good? Yeah? Yeah,

(01:00:53):
all right. The lineup for the New York Governor's Ball,
which is returning to City Fields this summer. They have
given us the lineup, Like I said, Kid, Cuddy, Halsey,
j Cole, me Goes, Jack Harlowe, Roddy Rich, Playboy Cardie.
I mean, the list goes on and on and on.
Tickets are going to go and sail tomorrow at noon
Eastern time, Friday, June tenth, of the eleventh and the

(01:01:13):
twelfth is when that will all be happening. Uh. Megan
thee Stallion is teaming up with Coach for There That's
My Ride Spring twenty twenty two campaign, and she says
this experience is so cool because she has been wearing
coach for all of her life, and she says, and
the coach bands always remind her of shopping with her grandmother.
By the way, So the cutest coach bag in the
store the other day, it's like a Valentine's Day one.

(01:01:36):
It's a cross body, it has little hearts on it,
just saying, I think the story is cute, little Valentine's
coach bag. Ok okay, And you know, dually for one
of the biggest stars in the music business, right she is,
she's just accepting that when people put stories out there
about her or rumors, sometimes they just don't know what's
actually going on in her life. And she said, I've

(01:01:57):
made peace with the fact that people can think if
they want to think, but no one really truly knows
what's happening behind closed doors. And there are rumors that
Madeline Klein, who plays Sarah on Outer Banks, is leaving
the show after the fourth season. Now we're getting a
third season. She's definitely in that one, but the fourth
season is questionable. She says originally that she would stay

(01:02:18):
for as many seasons as they would have her, and
that she's really grateful and loves her job, but Apparently
this social post has been taken down, which I thought
was interesting, So we'll see you know that she you know,
was Dayton John b on the show and in real life,
and then they broke up, so who knows? Who knows?
I think people are all too good looking. If you,
oh my god, how beautiful. There's not one ugly person

(01:02:38):
on that show. It's crazy, the amazing race. I can
see your voices on tonight Ozark. If you haven't jumped
on the bandwagon, you need to because it's so good.
Secrets of Playboy on A and E first and second episode.
You also have Disney plus the Book of Bobafette. And
apparently I was asking about this Netflix movie series After
and After We Fell and all that. It's from twenty nineteen,

(01:03:00):
and a lot of the listeners are saying that, yes,
it is good to watch even if you're not a teenager,
that it's enjoyable. Okay, the third movie, they said, is questionable,
but the first two is worth it. And that's my Danielle,
thank you, Danielle. Why are you laughing? Oh? Stop? It scary?
Just trying to give me a purple nerple? Oh my god,

(01:03:21):
yes I do. Oh my gosh. All right, um, oh yeah,
we're talking earlier Gandhi about people who are actually leaving
their careers to just do only fans and make money there. Yes,
And we didn't get a lot of response, but someone
had not beer here high beer. Hey, how are you doing?
We're doing? Okay? So you have been trying to start

(01:03:42):
your only fans page and you're saying this, this is
it's a process. It's not It's not that easy, right, Yeah,
it was so strange. I had some interest online. People
were asking me to start one up, so I'm like, oh,
let's look into this, and you actually have to send
in photos of your driver's life and also you have
to link it to a social media ac council that

(01:04:04):
can verify that you're an actual person. Okay, okay, can
you tell us what you were planning on doing on
your only fans Um? Well, people were asking me because
I posted on the subreddit about shower beer, where you
are in the shower of drinking a beer, and a
lot of people were interested in more photos of that,
So that was what I was going to post, because

(01:04:27):
just you standing in a shower, taking a shower, drinking
a brew. Yeah, yeah, that's that's the thing, honey. How
many people ask for pictures of our feet? It's endless
and I'm telling you we can bank. Do you poured
beer on your feet? I'm just king. What if we
took like bananas and squished them between our toes and done? Seriously,

(01:04:48):
this is money. I don't know, so beer. Did you
ever get through? Did you? Was it just too much
of a process for you? Um? Well, because I don't
show my face in photos online, they could not verify me,
so I would projected some only things. Yeah, because you've
been with your IDs and stuff. If you don't have
your like face up in your accounts, they won't they

(01:05:11):
won't let you do. Okay, we're learning. Those are a
lot of reasons for that. Yeah, Hey, thanks for sharing.
I love that you're listening a hop in the shower.
Enjoy you enjoy a PBR. They warm me up on
this negative thirteen degree morning. All right, take it easy beer,
Thanks for listening to it. Here you go, Danielle, Let's
do it. Let's go. It was like a lot of words.

(01:05:33):
Come on, let's go around the room. We'll start with you, Gandhi,
what's on your mind today? I tried something for the
first time yesterday, and I made a giant mess of it.
But it was just the first time I went to
the grocery store and I got bread and actually stuck
it in the bread slicer. Have you guys ever done this.
I've never heard of even having the one available, as
I'm afraid I'd rather them do that. It sounds scary,
but anyway, go ahead. Well, it definitely looks scary. There's

(01:05:55):
this little picture that shows your hand being chopped to pieces,
but you just drop it in from the top and
then it slices the bread. But the problem I had
and then caused a bit of a scene, was once
that bread is all chopped up, how do you nicely
get it into the bag. I did not accomplish that.
It was all over the place. You had a major
failure of a day at the grocery store yesterday. I
really did. I don't think they're gonna let me back in.

(01:06:16):
This is why I don't go to do groceries. The
bread slicer problem. And then of course she couldn't operate
these self check out. It was just an embarrassing day
for you. I didn't have my credit card. They won't
let me back in, but yesterday it was an experience
and I chopped up the bread myself and now it's
in a pile in a bag, looks like crape. So
if you have COVID and you're in quarantine, or if
you're just in quarantine because you came in contact, whatever, um,

(01:06:39):
maybe you could learn a new something. My son, Spencer
wasn't quarantine and he taught himself to jungle. I don't
know if you saw it on my Instagram because I
posted it, but he's damn good. And I was so impressed.
That takes coordination. Yes, and he said he taught himself
while he was quarantine because he had COVID. I was like, Spence,

(01:06:59):
this is awesome. So he used his time wisely and
now he will be running away with the circus. I'm
not sure, but I thought it was cool. So teach
yourself something while you're in your room or whatever. I'll
be impressed when he juggles sharp knives. No no, no,
no things that are on fire. No no, Hey, Froggy,
what's up? I know it's cold everywhere right now, but
my wife just came in here and she said, I

(01:07:20):
heard you say Saturday night, it's gonna be in the twenties.
So I'm like, yeah, we have a party of our
neighbor's house for her birthday. It's two doors down. Lisa goes,
We're gonna need to take the car, Like, Lisa, are
you kidding? In the twenties, She's like, no, I'm taking
the car. We can roll. I mean, we can literally
walk one hundred two hundred feet while we go to

(01:07:41):
their house. In the twenties, it's okay. I don't know.
I would think that's that's dangerous. It's so funny Floridians.
If it goes below thirty, below forty, maybe below fifty
in Florida, people go oh nuts. Sixty degrees. In high school,
we would bust out the puffy jackets and ear muffy
producer Sam, what are you thinking about today? So the

(01:08:03):
other night was one of those nights I was so
happy about my community and where I live. And I
just want to shout out the area of Hamilton Park
in Jersey City because I was just walking my dog
and a mother started to raise her voice for her
child and frantically look around. There must have been about
fifteen people. We dropped everything and just went right to her,
and it took us all like twenty minutes, but she

(01:08:23):
was found. Her four year old daughter booked it twenty minutes.
So can you imagine your child missing for twenty minutes. Yeah,
enough time for William to come get Savannah because I
didn't want to run around with Savannah, and he brought
her home and we're still looking and the poor kid
ran away, got scared because it was dark and hid.
Oh my god, thankfully she was found. But at the
end of it, I was just so appreciative looking around
at my community with all these people who pitched in.

(01:08:45):
So if you're from that area, we are freaking awesome.
And thank goodness that little girl was found. Yeah. Yeah, community.
Jay Satty's gonna be on later. I bet he talks
about community because that's a major thing that he loves
to preach about. All right, scary, what's up? Oh well,
I've had just about an I was driving and I
got a call from my front desk of where I
live and they accused me yet again of making furniture

(01:09:08):
moves and kids playing in my house that they were
like late at night. The people below you said you're
making too much noise. Yeah, this has been an ongoing thing.
And then my doorman says, hey, listen, I gotta be
honest because you're in your car. I guess you're exonerated. Now. Well,
I literally get home and I knock on the ladies door.
This is the British woman downstairs for me. I'm promising you.
I was not even home at the time when you

(01:09:29):
made your complaint. She didn't answer the door. So now
I'm just sitting here waiting for some kind of solution.
But I am completely off the hook on this. I
was out driving. Sounds like you still have an issue
to me. Yeah, she thinks it's me. She's hearing voices.
All right, Well, good luck with that. The British woman,
I don't know because she's British. You don't trust him.

(01:09:51):
Every since that the tea party thing, yeah, it's goes.
It's this argument goes way back with them and scary.
Hey straight and a it's up with you, okay. With
the news that the SATs are going all digital, I
was thinking about my SAT score and I have two scores,
what I said I got and what I actually got.

(01:10:11):
So I was wondering if anybody here lies about their
SAT score as well. I don't think so. I for
some reason, scored extremely high on my SA You don't
have to lie, and I didn't know what was your score.
It was look at like eight hundred on the math
and seven hundred on the other. It's like almost like
almost perfect. Well maybe it's not that perfect, but it

(01:10:32):
was close to it. People looked at me like you
it was an accident. See, but I was one of
these people that I didn't take tests like that. Well,
but I was very smart and other dimensions. Yeah, you're
not very street smart. Yeah, so I had to lie
because I am a very smart guy. But you know,
it just didn't show on the test. Does it impress people?
Did you put that in your hinge profile to men?

(01:10:53):
But I do drag it out on occasion, drop and
there you go. Hey, okay, when's Jay Jay's in an
hour from now. So coming up next, we're gonna spin
the wheel. It's now time to spend the Musenix Wheel
of Contests. Thanks to Musinis, Fast, Max, Cold and Flew
all in one, you're about to win money and well

(01:11:16):
we're not doing it now, we're doing it next. In
case he wanted to go over the games, Oh yeah,
the wheel is all greased up and ready to stop
on one of these games. Uh these g's cut the cheese,
hanks or tanks, keeping it with the Kentuckians, spell the Hell,
and the squid game game. I'll describe those in detail
coming up next. But if you want to spend the
wheel is finally, finally a game that may not take

(01:11:39):
much intellect, but well some of these are a little
a little tricky. Call Diamond now at one eight hundred
two two zero, one hundred, go get him, Diamond. You
good luck to you. All right, let's get into the
three things we need to know. Lots going on today, Gandhi,
Where do you want to start? All right, let's start
in New York. The NYPD is mourning the loss of
a second offer now from Friday's deadly shooting during a

(01:12:02):
domestic disturbance call. We knew and reported that Officer Wilbert
Mora was in grave condition, and yesterday he did succumb
to those injuries, but not without being a hero three
times over. The police commissioner pointed out that he chose
a life of service, sacrificed his life for the community,
and then he became an organ donor. Rookie Officer Jason
Rivera was also killed in that shooting. The man who

(01:12:25):
famously voiced Charlie Brown is being remembered today. Peter Robbins
took his life at the age of sixty five. He
started his career playing the cartoon icon in the sixties,
included in holiday classics like a Charlie Brown Christmas. He
did suffer from bipolar disorder and served five years in prison.
When he got out in twenty nineteen, he turned his
life around and was pushing for others to get help

(01:12:47):
for mental health issues. And he did take his life
last week. And finally, let's lighten it up a little
bit here with a crazy story out of Alabama. Not
sure if you guys saw this un pleaded guilty to
several charges on Monday that included some drug charges but
also owning an attack squirrel. What what? Apparently this guy

(01:13:11):
hasn't had a squirrel that he kept in his house
where he sold drugs, and people tipped off authorities that
he actually used this squirrel to keep things in order.
He fed the squirrel meth to keep it aggressive and
used it as an attack squirrel. This guy then went
on Facebook with a profanity lace tirade about how that
is absolutely not the case. He is still being charged.

(01:13:32):
His arraignment date for all the charges February third. There's
a bench trial for a legal possession of a wild
animal as well because of that attack squirrel. That's February
twenty eighth. And those are your three things. I'm glad
that's how you lightened things up. Attack squirrel. Come on,
that's crazy, A meth addicted attack squirrel story. All right,
we're spending the musa X wheel of game. Definitely the

(01:13:54):
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you know, we're doing our big Red Cross blood drive
in Jersey City. What happened? What are you doing over there?
I may have dropped neat stuff? What did you drop? Everything? Everything?
Oh my god, boots. All right, Okay, there's a big

(01:14:37):
blood drive in Jersey Jersey City tomorrow. Jersey City, New
Jersey Red Cross is doing this blood drive, and Andrew
is like leading the charge. Yes, And as of now,
I think they're sold up. They have all the recipients
they can handle. We literally, yeah, we can't even do
walk ins. There's that many people that signed up. And
because there's so many first time donors. This is just

(01:14:58):
a reminder, eat a big meal tonight and even tomorrow
morning before you go give blood and drink a ton
of water. You gotta drink water. And they're not going
to find you. I'm not going to find your plaid.
You won't believe. Yeah, you need to make sure that
you have a big meal. This way, they could find
your veins and all that other fun stuff and you
still might get turned away. It's not on you. Just understand.
That's just their protocols. Yeah, okay, yeah, but it's this
is for your protection as well. If you're giving blood,

(01:15:21):
no matter where you're giving blood tomorrow or any day,
remember you gotta eat and you gotta drink before you
do it. Yes, and if you're not in Jersey City,
tomorrow and even if you if you are but you
can't make it because this one's filled, you can go
to Red Cross blood dot org, enter your zip code
and you'll know where you can give blood. All right,
thank you, scary? What so I'm off the hook. Yeah,

(01:15:42):
you're on the diet. You can't go exactly, thank you.
But I will be there for support, to show moral
support for everybody. Okay, good, leave them alone. He's gonna
go hold people's hands tomorrow. I'm just imagining like laying
there getting my blood drawn and Scary leaning over me like, hey,
I'm scary from the elder stand. Nice to see to supporting.
I might try and go as well. It's good to support.

(01:16:06):
So anyway, um oh, look we have John ready to
uh spend the wheel of games. Hi John, good morning, Well,
good morning, you're oh you're calling from Huntsville, Alabama, the
state where the uh, the meth dealer was meting up
his squirrel. Yes, the attack squirrels would attack people trying
to take his drugs. You know, we found out that

(01:16:27):
squirrel's name is D's nuts. No, No, I'm serious. They
said it on the news. The name of the squirrel
is his name was D's nuts. It does sound okay,
then go google it. If you don't believe, I don't
believe you. Are you looking at up? I'm looking looking

(01:16:48):
up the story. What would I send you down the
negative path? You're right? The squirrel he named these nuts. Okay,
why do you? Why do you question? Because that sounds
unbelievable and like something you would create. A right, Okay,
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spend the musen X wheel me. I'm going to describe
the games to you. Do you have a moment? I

(01:18:00):
do all right? The wheel will spend in It may
land on one of these games. The first game is
called these Gs cut the Cheese. We have ten audio
clips of Gandhi and Garrett both names starting Magee two.
Team into the microphone and you have to identify whose

(01:18:21):
two it was Gandhi's are garretts? Okay, you can't play
all right. The wheel could land on Hanks or tanks.
Where we play a clip from a movie. You have
to tell us if the movie has Tom Hanks in it,
or military tanks or both in this case of saving
Private Ryan Bryan. Another game you could land this is
so stupid. Another game you could land on keeping up

(01:18:42):
with the Kentuckians. You know, if you're from Kentucky, you
know you have slang words you only use in the
Great State of Kentucky and phrases as well. So if
you can guess these Kentuckian phrases, you could win. For instance,
do this example for me. Would you go sit down?

(01:19:05):
Sit down? What's wrong with you? Are you having a stroke?
Falling over Okay, yeah, that looks so painful. Dad always
used to say it's your funny moment. It ain't funny anyway.
That's hump, which is a combination of tip over and dump. Okay, okay,

(01:19:25):
you came to me that we gotta move on. You
just fell on the floor. All right, we gotta keep
moving John. Another another thing this wheel can land on,
and I hope it does. It's called spell the Hell,
where we name an illness or disease and you have
to spell it. And finally, the squid game game where
we give you a number between one and four hundred
and fifty six, you have to tell us the name

(01:19:47):
of the actor that played the character that wore that
number on their track suit. Okay, let's just get moving. Yeah,
do you need to go down to the dock in
the box. It's the nursing all right, let's see where
we're going. Shohin, looks like it's kind of land on
these g's. No, it looks like it's landing on Spell

(01:20:07):
the Hell all right. If you're googling quickly, you could
get these all Right. Here we go give you the
name of a disease or illness and you have to
spell it ready. The first one is flu flu that
is correct. Hey, all right. The next one is cold

(01:20:32):
C O L D. The next one is myo cardial infarction.
Let me let me help you spell it out. MYO
cardial infarction. Well, hold on, what is that's a heart attack? Okay, Wow,

(01:20:54):
Nate just had a myo cardial infarction. Can you spell
that one? I think so? Okay, I'm gonna go with
M Y O C A R D I L I
N F A R C g I O N Yeah,
you missed a letter in. It's okay, you got close enough.

(01:21:16):
We have two more. Two more spell the hell naming
disease or an illness and you spell it. The next
one is cock sacky virus. It's the cock sacki virus
c O X S A C K I E okay,

(01:21:37):
and then virus. That's right, coxsacki virus. My kids have
had many times your kids have had cock Oh my gosh, yes,
that's such a Now. It's when you get like little
scams in the back of your throat. A lot of
times you get it from like warm water city, like

(01:21:57):
like the summertime. Is oh god, I don't want to
come down with Kozakie. But your final your final word
is your final word is hemrhids. Spell hemroids hem h
E H E M O R R H O I

(01:22:18):
D S. You should use these is in a sentence
of henroids something you get after pushing two babies out,
if you requested, if we use it in a sentence.
So anyway, what what does John win? Straight na win? Somebody?
Five hundred dollars thanks to our friends at SaaS Golden

(01:22:41):
Flute all in one. See it pays to know how
to spell Coxackie. Congratulations, Congratulations John, five hundred dollars on
the way. Thank you so much for listening to us.
You guys are absolutely amazing. I love you guys so much.
Oh my goodness, this is all so it's awesome to
have you here. Hold on, man, uh can I make

(01:23:03):
a shout out real quick? Oh? Yeah, make it out.
I just want to shout out. My sister Lindsay had
her baby on December third, my niece, baby Nora, and
I love her so very much and just welcome to
this strange and screwed up world. Yeah. Oh you're you're
a good uncle. Thanks for listening to us, John, Thank
you so much. I love you guys, love you too.

(01:23:23):
Hold on what a nice guy? Yeah, and he almost
got every word spilm correct, Yeah, so close, so close,
and thank you again. Introbusin next, don't forget fast, Max,
cold and flew all in one. You should have someone
in your house at all times. Yeah, well shouldn't you? Yeah?
Are you feeling a little better now? You fell off
your stool. I mean that's definitely gonna bruise. I hit
my knee on the thing here when the wheels came
out from under me. All right, you got all right.

(01:23:47):
Let's get into sound with Garrett. Yes, thank Arrett. What
are you all right? Let's start with some good news
coming out of Hershey, Pennsylvania. The Hershey Bears is a
minor league hockey team. They do a charity where they
ask fans to come to the game with some stuffed
animals that they'll donate two hospitals and charities after the game.
How do they get those bears? They have all the
fans throw them onto the ice at the end of

(01:24:07):
the game. And this is what it sounded like. Falbi
jop goal line feet. He gets you back right, circle,
pulls the trigger. It's sweet tuning nahem, it's Teddy Bear
toss time. It's axel Janson Filbi. The flow makes them
fly burry creatures of all shapes and sizes. I don't

(01:24:29):
know if you've seen the video. The video is just great,
so cool, and what a great tradition. Anyway, over two
thousand bears, bears and the hockey players were just diving
onto the bears. That had to be a lot of fun.
It was really cool. All right, let's go to the
UK and there's a dart throwing championship. You wouldn't I'm
I was surprised when I heard this clip of the
crowd roaring for dart throwing from the fine Scotsman. Oh

(01:25:01):
my god, is that real darts? Yes? Growing up in
the UK like darts is a big thing in the pub.
That's a big sport. That's bigger than a pub. That's
an arena. That's an arena right there. All right, we'll
move over to TikTok. There is the money lawyer Erica.
She she gives tips about how to get money back

(01:25:22):
from airlines and stores, and she gave an example of
how she got money back from Costco. Hi. I just
thought that TV recently and it's four hundred dollars off. Now,
nothing I can do. Sorry, she has no idea. How Actually,
I've read your terms and I know you have a
price adjustment policy. When did you buy the TV three
weeks ago? So it falls within the thirty day price
adjustment period. Fine, we'll give you back the four hundred
dollars difference. Wow. So yeah, if they reduced the price

(01:25:45):
after you purchase, to go right back and get your
find Yeah, get your money back. She's awesome, by the way, Yes,
she always has great tips. See, Brody should do this.
Brodie should get on TikTok. He should, he'd be great.
All right, let's talk about Halsey. She has a song
from twenty nineteen called Nightmare, and she just shared that
before she released it, there was going to be a
mashup in the song with tattoo and this is what

(01:26:06):
it would sound like. Waited for a moment to say
I call you. Wow. Didn't it didn't make the cut,
but she just released it on Instagram. Interesting. Um, And
then we've been talking about the song we don't talk
about Bruno from Nconto a lot over the last few

(01:26:28):
days because it's the biggest song ever and a lot
of mashups are coming out, and I fell down this
black hole of all these mashups, and I came across
this one on SoundCloud yesterday, so we got we don't
talk about Bruno, Bruno, Mars, Britney Spears and some Maroon
five all mixed into what can Let's see how they
do this again. The people that can pull this stuff

(01:27:11):
off right are genius. I feel like somebody could mix
Havannah in there, Camilla could work in there. There you go, Wow,
there you go. You're a good American gar. I appreciate that. Uh,
put your mask on. I am, I am. I just

(01:27:32):
got off the microphone. I'm I'm the mask police. I'm
the mask hole. Look you know what, Scary was walking
around in the public areas without his mask on, and
people are like, well, if you can go without mask,
then I can go. No, we have bolosy here. Is
that why you called me the other day? Like, Scary, listen,
you gotta throw the mask on when you're in the

(01:27:52):
public are If you're in the public area, you got mask.
There's a rule. I know, but almost each one of
you has totally botched this. Today. I had to yell
at Nate, I'd yelled at Scotty B. I had to
yell at Garrett yet too. I yelled at you Diamonds
out there with her. Yeah, Diamond doesn't take it off
at all. I'm basically just having fun at your expense, uh,

(01:28:15):
Danielle report? Yeah? Okay, good? And when's Jay Shetty on
in thirty minutes? Yeah, in thirty minutes. Thirty minute wait until,
wait until Jay Shetty is on. We love this guy,
and yeah, he now has a way for him to
be in our lives every single day for only seven
minutes a day, the Daily Jay. We're gonna talk to

(01:28:37):
him about that, the importance of community and having fun.
Just a great, great guy with beautiful eyes, don't you agree? Beautiful?
Ye oh yeah. I would like to get my correspondent
Diamond in here for one of my stories. Okay, put
on your mask, Diamond, come on, come on in. You
can actually take it off in here. So she and
Andrew are obsessed with Real Housewives of Everything. So Real

(01:28:58):
Housewives of Salt Lake City right now has a lot
of drama going on. So I she's blowing up my
text messages with all the come on, how are you ready? Okay,
So this past season of Real Housewives of Salt Lake
City was insane for a lot of reasons. I mean,
we already know that someone is on trial for fraud,

(01:29:19):
another person is just a lunatic um, and so at
the end of the season reunion has already been filmed.
We find post from one of the housewives Facebook from
twenty twenty about black lives matter, and it's just it's insane,
like the things that she was saying. Yes, so Bravo.

(01:29:41):
Fans all around the country and around the world said, Bravo,
if you don't address this, we are boycotting the show,
and they did on Sunday. Ratings were terrible and they
let go of Jinny I wanted to make sure that
pronouncerting properly. Now have they addressed this show? They addressed it,

(01:30:03):
but they're saying that because they've already started filming season
three already, and once you're in production, no one can
really talk speak about what's going on in the public
and stuff like that. So they're saying that it's going
to be addressed on the show. But everyone's like, well,
we're not gonna get this what you're filming until September
probably we needed to be addressed now, so they let
her go and apparently she's going to speak out tonight. Yeah.

(01:30:26):
I'm very like she'll give her side of the store.
What's going on, you know, it needs to be addressed. Yeah,
of course, my gosh, all right, thank you Diamond. So
there was a laptop that supposedly had a second sex
tape with ray J and Kim Kardashian, like you know,
the stuff from a sex tape, and um, Kanye got

(01:30:49):
his hands on the computer, apparently got it from ray
J and delivered it to Kim when she was on
set at SNL And thankfully there's nothing in it for
her sake that she's worried about getting out there. So
I don't think as of now we're going to see
another sex anything. It was the second day, Yeah, so
I don't think I'm up to episode four. Oh my gosh,
we stock they're everywhere. So there have been rumors circulating

(01:31:12):
that Adele's Vegas residency was postponed not because of COVID,
but because she was not happy with the production, with
the set pieces, with the choir, with the sound system,
with this pool that she was supposed to be singing
over and that Caesar's was shocked that she really postponed
it last minute. And I don't know, so like that's
kind of a he said, She said right now. Well

(01:31:32):
the truth ever really come out, we don't know, but
we'll keep you posted on that one. Last year, French
Montana one two hundred and fifty thousand dollars on the
Bucks in the Super Bowl. This year, he lost two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars in the playoffs because the
Bucks lost. So can you imagine no winning a quarter
losing a quarter of a million dollars now? And he
took the social to tell everybody how unhappy he was
with her. He did, but I think he's got plenty

(01:31:53):
of money because he spelt out, damn Brady one hundred
dollar bills on the floor. So's okay, okay, yeah. And
speaking of the Bucks losing. After the Bucks lost, Antonio Brown,
who you know parted ways with them, recently went to
a Miami nightclub and spent fifteen thousand dollars on bottles.
And all I could think of is scary. Scary would

(01:32:14):
so want to be partying with him right now because
he's getting bottles and bottles right scary. Okay, you'd still
take a picture. How did you see him in his
big fur coat? Is big brown fur coat that he
was wearing another thing people were saying was a douchebag move,
but okay uh. And today Dolly Pardon is stepping up

(01:32:37):
her our baking game if you're interested. She's actually doing
a lot of baking products with Duncan Hinds called Dolly's
Southern Favorites hits the stores in March, mixes and frostings
and recipe cards and Elvis wants the tea towel and
there's a spectula so I don't know. Go and check
it out if you want at the Duncan Hines website.
And what are we watching? The Amazing Race? I can

(01:32:59):
see your voice, Star Wars, The Book of Boba Fett
apparently major guest star on that today and Ozark. If
you haven't watched Ozark, please do and season No Secrets
of Playboy on A and E two episodes so far.
That's supposed to be fantastic, Thank you, Danielle. But also
they're well cast in terms of their voices. Everybody has

(01:33:19):
a very distinctive voice. All right, daniel what's your Airhorns,
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That's audible dot com. Slash Elvis is Elvis Doran In
the Morning Show, where would we be without our pets?
We love them. They were paying the ass, yeah, but
they're worth every second. Like Danielle, it was in a
panic this morning, thought she was late for work. Cats

(01:34:45):
so because they always wake up at a certain time
of the morning to eat, and they did not this time.
They woke up an hour earlier, so I thought it
was that time. And I'm like, oh, wait for the show.
Stupid cats, your little alarm cloth. I came home from
dinner last night and he's smart, little Ali Ali bear.
He opened up the pantry, was chewing on a box

(01:35:07):
of Splendor packets. Oh my gosh, I don't think I
don't think he got much much at him, Thank God.
But you love when you see the little plow coming
around the door because they figured out opened the door.
They're very smart. They're waiting for me to get home.
My friends Michael and Michelle were here and I took
them to the apartment to see thee see the dogs,
and they were sitting on the floor and playing with them,
and now I just they're the best thing. And I know,

(01:35:29):
I know there are a lot of work. You know,
we're even considering maybe a third, which is I don't
know exactly. Froggy helped me out here. You'll go crazy
with those two. You want to head a third. This
is one I tell my sister about the kids after
they fire me. Here a plenty of free time. Okay,

(01:35:50):
let's see what else. There was something else on my
last Oh so, last time I was in the city
last week, I did some laundry and I put it
in the dryer, just turn it on left and went
back to the house. Right. So I needed some underwear
today and I'm like, oh, socks as well, and maybe
it's a sweatshirt. It's it's all in the in the
dryer from last week. Yeah. Nice. So I mentioned this

(01:36:11):
to Frog. He said, you know what, You're the worst?
Does it? How Come when you start the laundry, you wash,
then you move to the dryer, then you dry them,
then you fold them, then you put them away. Otherwise
you haven't done the laundry. I said, well, no, I'm fine.
I'm just I'm storing it. And it's like it's like
eating food on clean dishes that are still in the dishwasher.
What's wrong with that? Yeah? What do you mean? Nope.

(01:36:33):
So if Lisa says to me, hey, can you take
care of like we have like a little laundry sorting
thing in our laundry room, and so she's like, hey,
can you do me a favor? Can you throw the
light colors in? I'm like sure, So I'll throw them
in that. I put them in the dryer, then I
take them out, and then I put them away. If
there's something I don't know where it goes, then I
just kind of leave it out. So I'm put it
in the wrong spot because I know that she doesn't
like stuff in the wrong spot. I don't know where

(01:36:53):
it goes. But then like if I ask like her,
she's like, oh, there, it's in the clothes basket over there,
which one. Oh I don't know it's in one of
those you're digging through. They're all wrinkled, they all look crappy.
I'm like, that's not doing the laundry. If you're gonna
do it, finish what you're doing or just tell me
and then I'll do it. If you want me to
do it. I don't care, so you're saying it must
be complete. Yeah, I don't like things half ass done,

(01:37:15):
so I don't like it. So you would have gone
crazy if you had to, Like if I asked you
in my apartment, you get my underwear out of my dryer? Froggy, Yeah,
Like why do you leave them in the dry This
happens in my house every day, Hey, where's my soccer
uniform in the dryers? Yelling about Sometimes I even go
just go in the hamper and smell the armpits and
see how bad and then not figure it out. That

(01:37:36):
drives your husband. I has to drive your husband crazy.
He really cares when it comes to that. I think
he's like, whatever, oh my socks from the dryer? Okay,
what about like groceries? So Brenda and I have actually
gotten into arguments about this where I will go, do
the groceries, come home, get them out of the car.
And then he's just sitting there watching TV. And I
was like, you better get your ass up and help

(01:37:57):
me unpack these groceries. And in his head he's saying,
what you say, which is you started it, you finished it?
Like oh, okay, do you really want him to help
you or just trying to guilt him. No, I really
want I want him to do the whole thing. I'm like,
if I went and got the groceries, you got to
do the second half of it. Yes, I don't mind
having clothes in the dryer for three weeks. I don't

(01:38:19):
care what. I just figured it out. Elvis, you know
you have two dishwashers, which I actually agree with. Yes,
why not get like seven washers and drying You could
start a laundrmatter, replace your closet with washers and dryers,
and then you listen, you keep recycling. You just keep him.

(01:38:40):
Never the height of laziness. Sometimes you just don't have
time and you forget. And as long as it's not
in the wash for too long, because then I guess
that stinky smell. Leave it to us to talk about
this stupid thing for fifteen minutes. He's just the dr
That's what Downey Winkle releases for you. Love it um Okay,

(01:39:00):
So Jay Shetty is up next. If you're not familiar
to Jay Shetty, you should be. You should be blanched.
Love him. He's just an amazing presence and he has
amazing energy. His light is so bright. He was a
monk for a while, and he decided to write about
it in his book that I've read. I've read three
or four times. And now he's not a monkey. He's
got a beautiful wife and I think a kid. Right, No, no,

(01:39:22):
no children? Yes, no, maybe we'll find out. No. Anyway,
he's coming on next. Wait. Wait, you look at me
like that. No, No, I'm okay, Well I think he does. No,
you gotta speak out loud. We're on the radio. No
he does. Okay, anyway, Jay Shetty, I want you to
stick around for this. You're gonna love the interview with him.
And now we can get seven minutes of Jay every

(01:39:43):
day with the with the Calm app, the Daily Jay.
They call it. Yes, and it's coming up. Did you
look at up? Yeah, it says he has no children yet. Okay, thanks,
all right, let's take a break. Jay Shetty is coming
up next. Let's go. We should take a break before
things get out of here. We'll be back after this.

(01:40:05):
His voice is instantly recognizable in the morning show. It's
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com to get a quote. Today, welcome Ja Shetty to
the show. Hi, Jay, Hey, thank you so much for

(01:40:26):
having me back. It's so good to see you. You
know what, last time Ja Shetty was with us was
months and months ago, and I could start to feel
like I needed some more Jetty in my life. You
came back, Yeah, just in time. And by the way,
I never I'm never more than a foot away from
think like a month ever. I even went back, Jay,

(01:40:46):
and I looked at a lot of the wisdom that
you gave us that I highlighted, and I know we're
going to talk about one of these things today. And
that's what you do when your spare time. Don't just
spend time with people you love, grow with them, take
a class them, read a book with them, do a
workshop with them. And it's about community, right, And it's
all about growing with your community. I think what we

(01:41:09):
don't realize is sometimes we have friends for a long time.
We have people that we see every week, every month,
but we do the same things with them. And when
you do the same things, your relationship stays in the
same place. And what we forget is that when we
were kids, we did so many different things with our friends.
We spent eight hours with them at school, we done
went off and did lots of different activities, and so

(01:41:30):
we've built these flourishing relationships. And I've found even during
the pandemic, There've been a couple of friends that I've
been leading zoom meditation circumcircles with or communities with online,
and the bonds that I've created with people I've never
even met, just because we meet every week and do
a zoom meditation together has been so beautiful. So I'm

(01:41:50):
always encouraging people when you're with your friends, even if
it's someone you've done for a really long time, go
and do something new together, because that old relationship is
going to discover a new path and a new fascination
and it's going to be a great, great way to
feel like you're moving, learning growing. I think we all
need that. We all feel stuck, and we need that
opportunity to feel like we're learning, moving and growing. I

(01:42:10):
can't wait to share this with my drinking buddies today.
If you don't feel like you're getting enough Jay in
your Life, the Daily j We're gonna talk about that
in a minute. We're gonna talk about you and your
relationship with the calm app, which I love. But I
recently read an article of yours in Vogue, and one
of the things you talked about, of course, was creating community.

(01:42:32):
We sort of hit on that a second ago. You
also sort of advise to stay away from multitasking. You're
you're encouraging monotasking, choosing one thing at a time to
focus on. Why do you Why do you think that's
a good idea in our lives. I think one of
the biggest things is that we're always trying to do
too many things all at the same time. And I

(01:42:54):
read a study a few years ago that said you
can't be logical and creative at the same time, and
most of us are moving from logical task to creative task.
So we go from a work meeting that's very logical
to trying to be creative, maybe in our personal lives.
Then going back to logic, you're almost pulling our you know,
pulling our mind, pulling our brain to two different sides.

(01:43:15):
It's like trying to drive from one side of New
York City to the other side of the minute, you know,
at the middle of rush hour, and you just keep
getting stuck and you keep challenging yourself. So what I
say to people is, well, if you're doing a logical task,
do a logical task really well, and then you can
switch to a creative task maybe in the afternoon. So
what I try and do with my days is I
have logical days, creative days, logical Monday, creative Tuesday. And

(01:43:37):
that way you start being able to actually apply yourself
and focus in rather than feel this constant distraction and
oscillating feeling of back and forth. Do you think that
you said it with your friends, do something that you
don't always do, because that's what we did as kids.
In your romantic relationships, like for example, with my wife,
if my wife goes to the beach or goes shopping,
she usually goes by herself or with a girlfriend, And

(01:43:58):
if I go play golf, I go by myself or
my friends. Is it something to also do in your
romantic relationship to maybe one time when she goes shopping,
I go with her, or I go to the beach
with her. Does that Does that help change your romantic
relationships as well? Have you, have you not tried that yet? No,
I don't. Every time she doesn't like, we don't need that,
we don't need that, so she doesn't want me. No.

(01:44:19):
I actually, you know, I think obviously it's it's updating
every person. I usually think when you both do something
new together that you both are not good at, that's
really exciting because you're now back on the even playing
field where you're getting to experience something together for the
first time. Because when you're playing golf and you played
for a long time, you're not having a new experience.

(01:44:40):
She is, but you're not, necessarily, So I encourage people
to do completely new things together. Of course you'd be
wonderful of you and shopping with her and she played
golf with you. Of course that's great. But I think
what I'm really encouraging is, hey, why don't we both
try something new so you both learned something new about
each other to keep it friend, skydiving, let's do that.
We did that so last year. Last year, me and
my wife I decided to do extreme activities that we

(01:45:04):
both found difficult. So we started doing cold plunges. We
went skydiving, we went zip lining, We tried all these
extreme activities. We put them all on YouTube, and we
learned so much about each other and how we worked
together in these scary situations. It was so fun. Wow. Wow.
It's sort of like what Gandhi. Gandhi did with two
other members of our show. They hopped at an RV
and drove across the country and so out of their

(01:45:25):
comfort zone. To say, it became their new comfort zone.
It was watching that metamorphosis happened with them. It was
just really cool. By the way, just turning us on,
this is Jay Shetty. He's now partnering with the Calm app.
How did you get involved with them? I mean you're
now their Chief Purpose Officer. We're gonna call you the CPO. Yes, exactly.

(01:45:48):
What is it all about? Jay? Share it with us? Well.
So the journey started around four years ago where I
actually had the founders, Michael and Alex over for a
lunch and we all just were getting to know each other,
you know, we were getting to understand our vision and
we saw that we had this real alignment in wanting
to take mindfulness and meditation out to every single person

(01:46:08):
in the world, because we wanted it to be accessible
and relevant and practical. So our friendship continued, and then
at the beginning of the pandemic, I was feeling pretty
unequipped to support everyone because you know, I'm not a
frontline worker, I'm not a doctor, and I wanted to
be of service. So I started these daily meditations on
Instagram Live, Facebook Live, and YouTube live. I'd go live

(01:46:29):
every day. I committed to twenty days where I'd say
to people, Hey, if you need some peace in your day,
come and join me. It was accessible and free to everyone,
and people joined so much that we extended the twenty
days to forty days, and over forty days we had
twenty million views on those videos. So the amount of
people that came and engaged and I would bring them
on after the meditation, and most people would say they

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never meditated. So that was almost the beginning of the
Daily Jay. And today it's exclusively on Calm, where everyone
can join me on Calm for seven minutes every single
day to meditate. And the best thing about it is
that it has a story and insight, a takeaway that
you can think about for the rest of the day
and practice for the rest of the day. And so
we've really tried to create a platform that will help

(01:47:14):
each and every person make meditation simple and easy to
do the Daily Jay. So have you started doing the
Daily Jay yet? So it literally learned two days ago now,
so Monday, twenty fourth of jan was the first day
was available. And the reason why I took on the
Chief Purpose Officer a role as you asked, Elvis, was
I also wanted to take this work out to corporations

(01:47:34):
and organizations. You know, I think everyone today whether they
work in a workplace, no one's in the workplace anymore,
but we want work to be a place people thrive.
Work takes up a big chunk of our day, a
big chunk of our lives, and mindfulness of meditation practices
in the workplace can make a huge difference to relationships, bonds,
connection and our productivity and performance, but most importantly, how

(01:47:58):
we feel about ourselves. And so that's what the Chief
Purpose Officer all comes into. Well the thought for j Well,
I was actually speaking of meditation looking at one of
those memes that says, you know, what do billionaires do
differently than you do? And it gives you their schedule
and almost every single one of them will wake up
and they have this routine and included in that routine

(01:48:18):
is they start the day out with meditation. So to you,
you know, talking to a person who might not be
loving their job and might not be all about what
they're doing every day, how does meditation help them out
in that aspect of their life. So one of the
biggest challenges going to be that I think we all
experience is that when we wake up in the morning,

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you know, we're feeling a lack of alignment. So we have,
you know, all these thoughts every day and you may
wake up with a thought that's critical, I hate my day,
or hate what I do for work, or I'm so tired,
I should have gone to bed earlier, Like we're critiquing ourselves.
And what we almost need to do is we need
to interrupt that pattern the first thing, the wanning, because

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otherwise that pattern continues to the rest of the day
when you get to the end of the day and go,
I didn't achieve anything today. That that that that wasn't
a good day. And so if you have a pattern,
interrupt at the beginning of the day or at the
end of the day, which is where the day j
comes in. It's a bit of coaching, it's a bit
of guidance to help you steer away from those unhealthy
thoughts to a healthy thought, to steer away from an

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unhelpful thought to a helpful thought. We're really trying to
rewire people's thoughts to be thoughts that actually give them energy,
rather than thoughts that drain them of that energy. So
that's what meditation or mindfulness is going to do. It's
going to interrupt that pattern that's being built up day
after day after day and give you a new way
of thinking about the same situation. So when we get
up at four am or three am and we cry

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in the shower, that's not normal. I'm not saying crying
is great. Crying is great. Crying, crying should be encouraged
as much as laughing. And often I've done meditations that
have made me cry and laugh. So laughing and crying
is absolutely fine. But I think it's what we do
after that. I think that's what we do after your
But after that, tune into the daily Jay Danielle does.

(01:50:03):
She cries at the shower and then she throws darts
to the dartboard with my face on it out. It
all works out, okay, So you know what look, meditation
is it's easier for some than others. In meditation, it's
at practice, it really is. Why don't you lead us through,
and everyone listening, lead us through ways to turn it off,

(01:50:23):
to focus and to like. For instance, meditation described to
me beautifully was you're standing on a bridge with a
creek below you. You see a leaf floating down the creek.
The leaf comes, and then you let the leaf go.
And that's basically what meditation is. With thoughts, what is
your go to description on how to turn it off
and meditate? Yeah? For me, meditation in the simplest form

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is scheduling time with yourself. You know, we make time
for everyone else in our life. We make time for
our families, our friends, our kids, our partners. When was
the last time you made some time for yourself? And
we actually sat this, sat down and we did this
with calm, where we sat down with three different individuals
with three different stories. We sat down an incredible nurse Caitlin,
and I asked how much time she spends for herself

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and most people didn't have a number that we don't
even know if I asked you, how much time do
you take for yourself every day? For yourself? Truly and
so do me in meditation. It just starts there. Hey,
let's get you some time for ourselves with ourselves, by ourselves,
to get to know ourselves, to really go to relationship
with the most important person in your life. Wow, very
good advice. You know. Someone also asked me what's the

(01:51:28):
easiest way to like meditate, and I said, you just
did silence. Your silence is so so fantastic in our lives. Also,
I like what you said in the Vogue interview about how,
quoting a George Bernard Shaw, we don't stop playing because
we grow old. We grow old because we stopped playing.

(01:51:53):
Isn't that just a great line? What about that line?
To us? It's been one of my Yeah, it's been
one of my favorite quotes for a long long time because, Yeah,
George Bernardshruelle said it best. I think we don't prioritize
play in our films. I think as we get older,
we think life becomes more serious, becomes more organized, becomes
more focused, we forget to play. And my wife's the

(01:52:15):
one who reminded of me of this. My wife's one
of the most playful, fun loving people that have ever met.
And she's the one who has reminded me of this
over and over again. She can tend any situation into
a playful situation. If if people don't see our videos
on Instagram on YouTube, she's always doing a funny dance,
singing along to a song or whatever it is. And
I think all of us every single day need to

(01:52:36):
find some play in our lives, and that could that's
one of the takeaways to the Daily Jay. So what
we've done in the Daily Jays that we meditate, but
we also share an insight that you can practice for
the rest of your day, giving you ways of trying
it out. Wow, I love it. Yeah, if you're not
following following Jay and rather your wife's name right, Yes, Yeah,
she's a lot of fun. I like how she puts
you in your place. She's very good at that. She's awesome.

(01:53:00):
It looks like you guys play a lot at least
you know that's what you're showing us on social media.
Let's talk about that, definitely. I want to get everyone
on the Calm app. Let's talk about that. It's it's simple,
It's c ALM. I mean, go to your your app
store and there it is. And of course it's been
around for a while. The Calm app is not new
and on my phone actually, but there are so many
things you can do while you're visiting this incredible destination.

(01:53:22):
And now with the Daily Jay with Jay Shetty, why
not at least give it a try, right, absolutely? Yeah,
I'd love forever to give it a train. All right, Well, Jay,
thank you for coming on. And by the way, I
Think like a Monk still my one of my all
time favorite books of forever. Thanks for sharing your life
with us. It makes us a little more at peace.
Do you guys feel a lot better? Fifteen minutes after
being yes, always he's one of my favorite follows. Oh

(01:53:47):
you're so good. I feel better from being with all
of you. You guys, you know this is what you know.
We just had a conversation about meditation, mindfulness. We've been laughing,
we've been playful like that's that's what it is, right
like if if we're in touch with about human selves,
remindfulness of meditation, this is what it should feel like.
It doesn't need to feel like this. Well, we're gonna
be serious, We're gonna sit still like. It doesn't need
to feel that way. So this is beautiful. Thank you

(01:54:08):
for showing everyone what a mindful, meditative conversation looks like.
Without doubt, Jay Shatty, the Calm app the only two
things you need to know today. Thank you, Jay, Come
see us again soon. Okay, thank you so much. We
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