The Day We Ran Late

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're bringing the action radio host. Hello, Hello, and thanks
for listening. In the morning show, I listen to every morning.
I love listening to Elvin. It's just so great. I
want every single want to do well ing Elvis Duran

(00:28):
in the Morning Show. Well, well, well here we go.
It's another day, another dime. It is? What is it? Thursday? Friday, Fridriday.
I don't know what day it is. It's Friday. There
you go, it is, it's the weekend. Good morning, Gondhi,
Good morning, Hi, Danielle, Good morning, Hi, Froggy, good morning.
A Hello, scary, Hi, Elvis is producer Samuel Sure, I

(00:49):
don't hear her. She'll be there, yea, So she's not here.
If she's here, then she's here. But if she's not here,
then she's not here. You know what I'm say. I
see what you're saying. All right, So she's not here?
Who is? Who is? I don't have my zoom room on.
I feel like I'm driving in the bird ball. Oh yeah, what.
I don't see Scottie in his seat, but he too

(01:10):
is here. And straightenate, I here is on the wed straightenate.
If you're listening, go ahead and make a U turn
and go back home. By the way, if you would
like to apply to be the senior executive producer at
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them to the assistant program director. Anyway, Welcome to the day.

(01:30):
We need to start the show with something festive for
a Friday. What do we have? Do you remember Nina Sky? No, yeah,
I love yes, yeah, remember Nina's Sky? All right, all right,
Welcome to Friday. And there you go, Nina Sky. Yeah yeah.

(01:53):
When did Shama show up on? Did shop up? Well? Anyway,
here we go. I do believe Gail is on her
way to work and she's listening to us. Oh my god,
we've got a listener. Hey everyone, someone's listening to our show.
Straighten up. Hello, Gaale, what are you doing up so early?

(02:16):
I'm driving a I'm a Middle School of the Special
Life MAP teacher. Oh my gosh, you know what. You're
one of our heroes, thank you very much, or one
of mine. You know. The dogs are hell. We've got
all hell breaking loose. Gale and I'm in the studios
was scary and uh in Scotty b This morning in Manhattan,
and I got the dogs with me. Some man accosted

(02:40):
me on the way in it gave me this little
plastic limon. It's got liquid in it. Should I drink it?
I say no. On that a man came out of
the darkness and gave me a little plastic limon full
of liquid. I think I may just drink it. I
don't know what it is anyway, Gail, talk about your
weekend ahead. I mean, you've got some plans to do
something right, gating some papers actually, but um, I have

(03:04):
to fix my flash fire and get a new coffee maker.
That was my week to Wow, that's sexy stuff. Fix
the flat tire. Check my new coffee maker. You know what,
I should send you a coffee maker. Oh, that would
be phenomenal. You know we have those. We have access
to the best of the business from Delonghi. You know what,
if Nate was here doing his job, would get some

(03:25):
information from you. We can mail it to you. But
he didn't make it in today. Well, you know we're
gonna put you on hold and get some information. But
I want you to have a good weekend and please
do something other than grade papers, shop for a coffee
maker and fix it flat tired. Please, thank you very much.
You guys are wonderful. You get me to work every morning. Oh, Gail,
thank you so much. Enjoy your weekend. Hold on one
second and there you go. Gail's got a busy weekend ahead.

(03:48):
Gotta buy a coffee maker, got a grate, some papers,
gotta fix a flat tire. Yeah, good God, does it
get any finer? So anyway of how's how was your night? Gandhi?
How are you? I'm doing really well. Actually I invested
in some you know, the little Dozecoin thing, and I
don't know if you guys saw what happened to Dozecoin overnight,

(04:08):
but it's doing really well. Yeah, I'm keeping a close
eye on that. Yeah, what about you, Danielle? How was
your night? So? I went for a walk in the
rain because it was beautiful. Wasn't pouring, it was just choseling.
And then there was the most beautiful, perfectly shaped rainbow
at the end of it, and I got it on video.
It was so cool. It was one of those I

(04:29):
couldn't understand why that guy went, WHOA a rainbow? I
totally got it last I was so awesome. Extra points
if you also caught like a unicorn in your photo,
but I did not glitter glitter. Maybe maybe that sounds great.
I saw you online with your umbrella in your shoes. Fabulous. Well, anyway,
is producer Sam with us yet? Yeah? There? You there?

(04:50):
You are? Hi, I'm here. Who are you doing? Your
horse goes with The good news is with no Nat
is that I can't do them with him. So instead, Danielle,
do you want to help you? Ask you a question
you are hadn't Eate been responsible and been at work today,
would you have done your horoscopes with him today? No?
I did not pick him today. Okay, good because I
was about to be thankful He's not here anyway. Okay,

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let's go all right? Had a birthday chance at the rapper,
Akon and Selena would have had a birthday today as well. Capricorn,
you have the power to make big changes in your life,
so take hold and get to work. Your days and
eight Aquarius, balance your feelings around someone who may not
understand your personality. Your days and eight hey pisses. Do
not underestimate yourself and look to take on a big

(05:33):
bowl challenge. Your day is a nine aries. Your bad
mood has vanished, and you're looking forward to blue skies
and clear days. Your days of ten Tauris, talk about
your feelings and be open to new experience. Your days
and nine Gemini, take a pause and collect yourself before
moving forward on a big project. Your days of seven Cancer,
try to speak to somebody that you may have lost

(05:54):
touch with. Your day isn't eight Leo, Make some constructive
changes in your life that will to your long term growth.
Your days and eight all right, Virgo, scaries it can
you turn the music down a little bit? Turn down? God,
He's right across the room from me and I can't
get his attention. I'm like, Helloa, okay, okay, I'm sorry.

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Please go ahead, okay, Virgo. Your close relationships will pull
you through whatever hardships you're currently facing. Your days of
ten Libra, be wise to those around you who may
be trying to take advantage of your generous nature. Your
days of nine Scorpio, trying to fix what you may
feel has gone wrong lately. You may surprise yourself with

(06:35):
the results. Your day is a nine. And finally, Sagittarius,
a strange atmosphere could be caused by some uneasy tension
with a friend or family member, seek to resolve at asap.
Your days to seven and those are your Friday morning horoscope.
All right. So if you're just turning this on wondering
why the whole world's is falling apart, I'll tell you why.
Because the whole world is falling apart. You know, Nate

(06:56):
was supposed to come pick me up this morning. I've
got all these dogs. He promised me he'd be there.
He's still in bed. Nate is still in bed. How
did that conversation go? Did you hear him crap his
pants when you called? Or well, he doesn't care. That's
the problem with Nate. He doesn't care. He doesn't care.
From Erie, Pennsylvania, you know, they're very laid back there.
I know if he cared, it'd be different. He doesn't.

(07:18):
He doesn't care. Anyway, We're going to make the best
of this and let's move forward. Let's get into the
three things we need to know, Gandhi, what's going on.
There's a lot of stuff happening. So tragic news out
of Indianapolis this morning, where another mass shooting has claimed
the lives of at least eight people. Several others were
injured when a gunman opened fire at a FedEx facility

(07:38):
near the Indianapolis International Airport, and it's just the latest
city to be left dealing with the aftermath of this
kind of tragedy. Shootings last week in South Carolina and
Texas left over half a dozen dead, including a former
NFL player. The incident last night also follows high profile
mass shootings in Colorado, Georgia, and southern California. Detectives are
now questioning survivors from the FedEx facility to find out

(08:00):
exactly what happened. Police say the suspected shooter also died
by suicide. It's now up to a jury to decide
the case of former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin. He
has been charged with second degree murder for the death
of George Floyd last summer. The jury will return to
court Monday morning prepared to hear closing arguments from both sides.
The judge will then give instructions to the jurors who

(08:21):
will be sequestered during their deliberations, and has already told
them to pack a bag and plan to be there
for a while. If the jury reaches an unanimous guilty verdict,
Chauvin could get up to fifteen years in prison. Meanwhile,
more protests are expected in Chicago today over the police
shooting of a thirteen year old boy after the release
of bodycam footage that showed a Chicago officer fatally shooting

(08:41):
Adam Toledo last month. The video shows the teen's hands
were up in the air before being shot in the
chest on Chicago's West Side. An officer involved in that
shooting has been placed on administrative duty. And finally, Fiser's
CEO says people will likely need a third booster dose
of the COVID vaccine, adding the third dose might have
to be taken in within twelve months of getting fully vaccinated. Fantastic. Yeah,

(09:04):
but I mean, you know, it's just I think, like
other things, you need a booster shot for. In comments
that were recorded April first, he added that it's possible
people will need to get vaccinated against the coronavirus annually,
like a flu shot. Okay, that's because researchers still don't
know how long you're protected against the virus. Once you've
been fully vaccinated, I'll take it daily, I don't care.
Oh my god, maybe that's what that mystery liquid is

(09:24):
the lemon liquid that you got. Maybe it's sometimes protection,
it's a boosteriser, booster drink it. Those are your three
things excellent. I will tell you our friend Wax, who
works with the breakfast club down the hall at Power.
He was outside as he always is early in the morning,
just hanging out. He says, I have a new lemonade,
Waxes lemonade. He said, you have a sample, so he

(09:46):
handed it to me. Oh, I can't wait to sample it.
I wonder how I'm going to feel after I drink. Yeah,
I would wait till after the show for that. You
need to be specific with Wax. What is in this Wax? Oh,
Wax would never try to get me high without telling me. Okay, anyway,

(10:06):
our friend Wax, Yes, here we go. You guys ready
for your Friday? Yea, let's having Friday. We're watching everything
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Morning Show. Took Uncle Johnny out for his birthday dinner

(10:52):
last night and it was great, so good. It was
good to see Uncle Johnny. Well, that's good out with
Uncle Johnny and some friends. And it was a good night.
It was a good night. So I'm in the zoom
room now, but all I see is Danielle. Oh, hello, Sorry.
I would have dressed it up more if I knew
I was the only one we're gonna I know, dressed

(11:12):
it up from your sister, Gandhi. What do you look
like if I saw you right now? What? No? No, no, Danielle,
describe what Gandhi looks like. Well, she looks beautiful, like
she always does. Her hair is on top of her
head because it's a Friday and she probably didn't want
to deal, and her skin is glowing, and she's wearing
a black top with a little bit of a plunging neckline.
All right, Was she accurate? There? A Gandhi. She is correct,

(11:35):
it's a sweater and my hair is up because it's
still kind of what And I'm wearing a necklace that
Danielle actually gave me that I love very much and
says my name. That's the thing about the women of
the Elvis Drain Morning Show. They're always giving each other
a gift. Gary and Froggy, we never give each other anything.
I really, you know, I feel like I need to

(11:55):
give you a gift. I don't know what that gift
could be. I don't know what you need at this point.
I knew a new senior executive producer. Oh no, when
he gets there, I cannot wait. It's going to be crazy.
He better not come in, he should stay, he should
just take the day off. I always wonder if that
is the good solution, Like, if you do something wrong,
should you just back off and give that person time

(12:16):
to unstress themselves or do you come in and say
I'm so sorry. What's the better way? I don't know.
We'll find out when it happens, I guess. So here's
the question. I mean, do you find yourself sometimes at
a point in your life where if a total stranger
came up to you on the street and said, here,
drink this. Would you drink it? No? No, I don't

(12:37):
think I've ever been there. I don't know. I'm looking
at this plastic lemons that our friend Wax gave us.
The thing is is I know Wax, and he this
is his new lemonade, and it's a new business venture
for him. So I mean, I trust Watch with my life.
I trust him more than I trust Nate. But he

(12:57):
showed up. This isn't Alice in Wonderland, and we don't
just take things that they drink me. We wait. But
what if it takes him down in an Alice in
Wonderland like path? That could be fabulous. I'm gonna get
really small. Did you see him hand any of these
limits to anyone else? Well, no, I was in such
a hurry because I was running late because of my

(13:17):
ride didn't show up to pick me up. Because you
get inquired with them and they've tried it, and then
see if they're still living. I don't know. Yes, it
looks like the kind of drinks that you'd get it
like Disney World that's sitting in the crushed ice. So
I would actually see that immediately make that connection. And
open it up and start drinking it, because it looks
like the stuff the liquid inside is going to be.

(13:39):
I don't know. I don't know if if you'd trust
it or not the present. Do you have to go
over there? What Gandhi? You have to go over there
and make him take a sip first, and then once
you see that he's still alive, then you can drink
the rest. I'm sure he's taking lots of SIPs. Like
the old Royal tasters, before they would eat their dinner,
they'd have people taste them, and if they didn't die,
they would eat their dinner. Can you imagine living in

(14:01):
a world where people do want to kill you, and
so with every meal that's brought to you, you have
to have someone taste it and you have to wait
thirty minutes to see if they die, and then you
eat it. Imagine having the job of being the taster.
I don't want to. I know that when we were
when I when I lived in South Florida, the president,
President Obama, came to South Florida and he was going
to like a Cuban sandwich shop, and they sent people

(14:24):
through first to test all the food and eat it
and make sure that it was all safe before President
Obama came in to eat right, So I know that
happens even when the president tell you what you know?
Who should hire a taster is straight Nate? Oh god.
I actually he used to work with a guy who
always thought everybody wanted to kill him. And he always
used to make me open up his mail just in
case there was something terrible. I was like, why me,

(14:46):
I'm expendable, so rising falls out or something or whatever
because you're expendable. All right, let's get into the feel goods.
I don't even know what time it is. Nothing's working.
Is it time for feel goods? I think it is.
It is all right? Pretty sure, good luck, Thank you.
I got this so Jillian would send me this story,
and it's shining a light on Jennifer Watson. She's twenty

(15:08):
two years old and was listening to music in her
room the other day when her dogs started barking like crazy.
So when she went to go see what spooked them,
she heard someone yelling for help. Apparently a family had
been fishing in the lake next to her home and
the boat sunk, and now a father was seriously struggling
to get his three year old to shore, so luckily

(15:31):
for them. Jennifer has been a competitive swimmer since she
was five years old, and this woman jumped into action.
She swammed the hell out there, grabbed that baby and
took him to shore, which allowed the rest of the
family to swim back safely, because I don't think the
dad would have let go. Like she probably saved multiple
lives that day. And Jennifer is currently studying to become

(15:52):
a nurse and is the primary caregiver of her mother,
so it seems like being a hero. It's just kind
of in her blood. It sounds like it was just
a normal day, Jennifer. So thank you so much Jillian
for setting me the story, and if you have a
story that deserves to be featured, email me Sam at
elvistrand dot com, subject line feel good excellent, Thank you Sam.
What was for dinner last night? Oh now I'm mad

(16:13):
Nate's not here because I tried cheese curds for the
first time, and I said where he grew up? So good, damnity,
he grew up in cheese curd country. All right, excellent,
Well seeing a little bit, Thank you fabulous. All right, Daniel,
your first report of the day. Your last report of
the week on the way, well, last day of reports
of the week. That makes sense. Yeah, uh, last day
of the week of reports. We've got four details about

(16:37):
the friends reunion and how much they're all getting paid.
That and more on the way after this, Misterilvistoran in
the morning show, Well, foll morning to you in the
morning show. Well, welcome to Friday. If you're just waking

(16:57):
up and wiping the eyeburgers out of your eyes, Uh,
we've been on for forty two minutes, and I gotta
be honest, you haven't really missed a lot. We haven't
done anything. I haven't done anything. I'm glad you slept
in today. It's a better fact. I'm gonna give you
permission to sleep in another hour because I don't know
if we're gonna do anything for another hour. Oh my god,
it's gonna be that slow of a show. I'm kidding now,

(17:18):
stop it. Anyway, Welcome to the weekend. Uh. Oh so
lay Moon Fry on the show later today, Yes, this morning.
Do we know what time she's on? I could find
that out for you. We'll need to text Nate and
ask it eight o'clock. Let's let's not wake Up the
Sleeping Princess. It was posted on our Instagram last night

(17:41):
that we're doing at eight o'clock. She'll be out at eight.
It'll be eight Eastern, all right. So gosh, I mean,
I know, Danielle, You're a huge, huge, so let moon fry,
big punky Brewster fan. I mean, yeah, I mean, I
don't know if I've missed episodes. When I was younger,
I used to watch her all the time, and she
does voices on a lot of cartoons that I've watched
with my kids. So yeah, I've been a fan for
a long time. And you know, when she was growing

(18:03):
up in Hollywood with all the other Hollywood kids, she
always had a video recorder as they called it, with
her at all at all times, and she was also
recording them just audio them out having fun, getting high,
pranking on each other, yeah, going through some serious things
with each other. She recorded all of it. She has
all of it, and she has this documentary on Hulu.

(18:23):
That's just I'm hearing. It's amazing. I know, Scottie B
saw it, didn't you? I did? Yes, I loved it.
It reminded me kind of my high school years, but
not quite that hardcore. Yeah, it's yeah. The kids, the
kids of Hollywood, they partied a lot harder than we did.
Maybe not Gondhi. I bet Gandhi you still party like
a Hollywood kid. I give it a shot when I can.

(18:46):
Why not you live once? Make it short? Oh? Look
what the cat dragged in? Is the cat dragging Nate's body? Yes?
Oh the moment of wreck Max manglehead, manglehead Max Schnauzer's attack.

(19:07):
You sound like mister Burns Release the hounds snits. Really,
you think you can just waltz on in here after
the pandemonium you've caused today. You have no idea, this
soaking feeling, You have no idea. Oh my god, that's
the first time I've ever done that, and it had
to be today. I wanted to warn you, don't take

(19:30):
that lemonade from wax. Oh, don't don't leave the topic.
All right? So Nate was going to swing by and
be the responsible person because I don't want like, I
don't like walking through this dark city full of scary
people with dogs and stuff. So he was. He was
kind enough to say he was gonna drop by and

(19:51):
pick me up this morning. So at ten till six
there's no Nate. I'm calling him and no one's answering.
I'm like, I don't think he's coming. If you don't
know that feeling until you've felt it. When your phone
rings and you look at it and it's your boss
and it's thirteen minutes before you're supposed to be at work,
I'm not your boss. First of all, I'm not your boss.

(20:13):
I'm trying to equate it to everybody listening. Yeah, well, anyway,
I got here. Nothing's working. I can't get in any computer.
I'm so sorry. I have never done that. All right,
I'm sorry. Well we'll suffice that is they I have
never done that. It's totally unnecessary. I don't want that
by us. Breakfast I can't really can't eat. I can't eat.

(20:38):
I can't eat. I have to go eat. I'm getting
a physical. Nothing's working, all right. So wax Are, our
best friend from Breakfast club, was out in front, in
front of the building. He says, hey, let me put
this in your pocket. I know you're late, but here,
I said, what is it. It's a little plastic lemon
with liquid in it. He says, it's Wax's lemonade. And

(20:58):
he says I said, is this a new business? You said, yeah, man,
it's you gotta try it. So I'm I don't know,
it's it's looking mighty tempting at this point. What do
you think? What's in it? You know it's in it. No,
I don't know what's in it. It's it's oriana. Oh,
it's pot. Okay. I thought it was like a new

(21:19):
version of scissor or something. It's very strong, Marian, have
you had it? That's I slept so well last night.
I hate to say this, I got like the best
night's sleep last night because I put a couple of
drops in some water and drank it. So you're saying
the reason why I didn't get picked up this morning
is because wax is new lemonade. It's so effective. You

(21:42):
sleep like a baby. All right, This is all come
full circle by the way you sleep like. You sleep
like an unemployed baby. No, I came. I didn't even
come into work. I came in to clean out my
stuff so I could just go home. Okay, you do
keep cleaning, clean up this whole mess while you're at it.
It full circle. Scary, well, because we didn't realize at

(22:03):
the time it was the let you know, you walked
in with this lemon drink all the time, and the
Nate was late and overslept, And now it turns out
the reason why he overslept was because he had the
lemon drink yesterday. It's almost like an episode of Curb
Your Enthusiasm where the whole thing goes in a complete circle.
You see what I'm saying, Yes, I do so you.
I feel like we should blame wax. Wax warned me, said,

(22:28):
don't drink it tonight. You should bring Wax down the
hallway and ask him about waxes. Wax is the solution.
I'm still It's okay, It's okay. I forgive you all
the mean, awful things I wanted to say to your face.
I've already said on the air, And it's It's one

(22:51):
thing if you're driving and you know your boss is
talking about you with the other employees and night, your
boss whatever. It's another thing to hear that person talk
about you as you're trying to get to work. I'm like,
I should just turn around, I should drive to a
last game, go work on the pipeline. But it's kind
of good because it's one of those things where you're
probably sweating, like, God, what are they saying about me?

(23:11):
What is he thinking? You know you heard it all.
It's all out there. It's all hanging out there for
you to hear. And I can't hit breakfast, so I'm angry.
You have black coffee. At least I can have black coffee.
Do you want me to go get you black coffee? No?
Nothing works around here. The black coffee machine doesn't work.
And he's on zoom one point two. Zoom isn't working. Right.

(23:35):
We gotta turn the ship around. People are gonna be
like like they're tired of hearing ourbs. All right, m Danielle, Yes,
it's your turn. All right. While you're doing your Danielle report,
I'll be continuing to try to get on zoom. Okay,
you do that right. I feel like Uncle Johnny remember
that day it took him twenty minutes to get him zoom. Yes,
I'm the Uncle Johnny of today. Oh my gosh. Okay,
all right, well let's start out with this. I thought

(23:56):
this was so funny. We always wonder, like, you know,
how bad dad jokes can get and do. All our
dads do it well, even celebrity dads do it Patrick
Schwarzenegger was on The Kelly Clarkson Show and she was
asking him about his dad Arnold. She's like, so, does
he ever use those iconic lines that he's known for
in the movies? And his son said all the time,

(24:20):
So he probably embarrass him all the time. And they're
like dad jokes at this point, I mean, so ridiculous.
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(24:43):
if you're lucky enough to get through, you will get
Lance live on the phone. He will be there answering
some calls. So that's kind of cool. Adam Levine has
a new hairstyle. I don't know if you've seen it.
It's like this ashy blonde silver shade. Yeah, oh you're
gonna do that next, I'm today maybe today? Oh right, well,
and I know you found out yesterday. But j Low

(25:04):
and a Rod officially over will support each other, you know,
through their partnerships because they have a lot of joint partnerships.
But I love how fans took to social yesterday. Like
one lady was like, oh my gosh, my husband's were
awaiting for Jennifer Lopez to get get out of his
relationship for years. I think he might break up with
me for her. Like people were just posting all over

(25:24):
the place, and they didn't seem too upset. They actually
seemed a little excited about it. But I don't think
they have a chance, even though they might think they do.
And more details than the Friends reunion builders recreated the
set to look identical to the original. Jennifer Aniston became
very emotional. She cried, and apparently each of the Friend
stars was paid two and a half million dollars to

(25:47):
do the reunion. That is insane, so insane. But look
at my picture in the zoom. Yeah, my head's all skinny.
That's good. That's not good. No, it looks good. Looks
you don't want to look skinny. No mean it looks distorted. Oh,
come look at it. Him here all right back to you,
and we all know we can't wait for Anthony Ramos

(26:10):
in the Heights with our with lin Manuel Miranda. Of course,
who he's bringing it to us. It was a sneak
peak last night at the Latin Amas. It looks like
it's gonna be insane. I cannot wait. Two and eleventh
is when it's gonna be in theaters, and you know
it's gonna be on HBO Max. But it's only on
HBO Max for like thirty one days or something, so
it's gonna be limited. You're gonna have to see it
quickly and on your television. Tonight is the last night

(26:33):
Aaron Rodgers will be hosting Jeopardy. He showed us pictures
of his sticky notes that he had by the podium
that say things like speak lass, stand up straight, don't
pick your butt like those are importantly Alex Trebek needed
to be reminded not to pick but probably not, probably
not Disney. Plus, there's two new shows, a Big Shot

(26:53):
and Earth Moods, which I think Gandhi you will like
this Earth Moods go. Look, I don't know if I
trust you anymore. After this state is Fiercye. They take
you to commonplaces of the world, so that's actually pretty cool. Yeah,
you've got WWE Friday Night smack Down. The Blacklist is
on RuPaul's Drag Race, and of course on Sunday, the
fifty ninth fifty ninth Annual Country Music Awards was on.

(27:15):
So I'm going to check that out. And that's why
Danielle Froggy is so excited. Yeah, I will be watching
for sure. Excellent. We should get waxed down here to
tell us exactly what's in this Yes, you have his number,
it's called I sent it to you. Okay, all right,
well I think we should take a breakthough. We do
have a one thousand dollars VARRONI meets free money phone

(27:36):
tap on the way. Yes, and uh yeah, what a day.
Now that Nate's here, I feel like we have a
chance to win. Okay, I think we have a fighting
chance in the ratings. No really, Now we're gonna get organized.
We're gonna have the show that you deserve. An hour late,
but it's good. It's gonna be good. Thank you for listening.

(27:57):
We're back after this. More from the Mercedes MG Interview Lounge.
Just turning us on in the Mercedes Ben's Interview Lounge,
of course, Guy Fieri, Guy, thank you so much for
coming on. Come back when they're not like yanking you
off the sad here and we want to use day
a little long, but it didn't even sound right. By
the way, what's the difference between an AMG skeptic and

(28:19):
an AMG believer? A split second at the time it
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Deadly's Catch is one of the most shocking yet. Check
out the season premiere of Deadley is Catch Tuesday, April
twentieth at eight on Discovery or stream it right now

(28:40):
on Discovery Plus and see the captain's fight for their survival.
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, all right, you know,
I'm kind of looking over the news this morning, and gosh,
there is some sad more sad news that broke last night.
Of course, Gondhi was talking about it earlier and her
three things, and she'll update us in a few moments. Also,
you know what with Prince Philip's funeral coming up, I
believe this Saturday tomorrow. Ye in uh in uh London.

(29:04):
Ye all right, stop it, we're talking about dead people.
Stop it. Anyway, I still can't believe that Prince William
and Prince Prince Harry are not going to be walking
together in their grandfather's funeral. I think it was the
Queen's decision because she doesn't want any drama, no drama. Well,

(29:25):
isn't that drama that they're not walking with each other?
You would? And then announcing it yeah, and then announcing
it yeah. I feel like they're both like respectable enough
that they're going to be, you know, not doing anything stupid.
That's their grandfather's funeral, Like, you know, you have to
shut your mouth and do what you need to do.
What are they gonna start giving each other noogies while
they're walking down each other while the holding a coffin

(29:49):
wat for that but not appeal. Oh gosh, no, what's gary?
I took it more as symbolism because one is a
royal and one isn't. Now, so maybe you know, Harry's
got to go to the back or something to wait
till the you know what, I don't see. This is
a part of that royal smoil stuff that I don't understand.
I don't agree with. They're not even sitting together when

(30:10):
they get into Saint George's Chapel. Like one going one
way when it's like when you go to an award
show and like there's two people who used to date
and they don't want them anywhere near each other, and
they move Taylor Swift over there and Harry Styles on
the other side. Not their brothers, and this is their
this was their I know their grandpa who they know
who raised them. You know, it's like I don't know.

(30:31):
And they're saying that Harry had a really close relationship
with him for many many years, um, that Philip really
loved him. You know, I think I'm going to go
ahead and denounce my royal ties. Oh okay, but don't
be dramatic about it. I won't be dramatic about they
should you know what they should do, Like they should say,
screw it, We're gonna walk together anyway, Yes, and hug

(30:53):
be a family just for a minute. Look, Wax is here?
Oh boy? Okay, so let me just send it up
a good morning Wax. Well is this mic on? I
don't know how that works? Why why is he in there? Family? How?
I don't know why they put the Why is he
in the other room? Why can't he come see us?
I mean, I'll put a mask on if you want to.
I mean, I'm a little good man. You know your
family how a family. In order to keep your family safe,

(31:16):
you can stay in there. You know that. Fully vax,
I'm fully waxed. I'm wax vax is. By the way,
So I walk in this morning, and if you haven't
heard the story, I'm running late because Nate didn't pick
me up whatever, And so Wax says, hey, hold on,
hold on a second. I'm gonna put something in your pockets.
It's a gift from me to you. And I'm like, oh, okay, cool.

(31:37):
So he takes this little plastic lemon. It's got liquid
in it. He says, here, this is my new business. Yes,
waxes lemonade. Who's wax lemon? If use lemon that you
get in a candy gifts dot net um. I also
have a thirty six stories in la is a Who's
wax um Cannabis line. You know you should call this
wax vax because I mean, if you want to change

(31:59):
your name, you elvish. You can make things happen like
I can't get that all right, So I was about
to I'm like calling you it's it's it's a new
lemonade from Wax. Yes, I mean you can share it
with the kids. It's gonna but I just can't not
yet today turn I guess with eighteen twelve. But this
right here has great for anxiety. If you have anxiety,

(32:20):
people can't sleep at night. I promise you you're gonna
have a great, relaxing sleep. You know people like sleep.
I like rest. It's right here with rest your whole body,
and you can't get it. It's right helping. We have
proof it tell you the story. So this morning, Wax,
I've been at the apartment a couple of blocks away,
and I've got the dogs, and Nate said, I'm gonna
come get you because I don't want you to walking
around these streets at night with your dogs. And You're like,

(32:41):
you're you're an old, fat white guy. You know. You
know what I'm saying. I'm like, I'm like easy pickings, right,
So you know, So, uh so at five till six,
he's not there. I'm like, where is he? He finally
answers the vote. I'm still in bed. I mean you're
still in bed, yeah, Drake waxes stuff. Last night I

(33:03):
can't wake up, So I'm like, all right, I'll get
to work. I got to work and he walks in
and he still looks like he's upside down. Yes, he's
always supposed to have like a couple of drops, right,
not the whole thing I put. I put like four
drops in a glass of water. I warned you that,
I know you did. I warned them. I said, this
stuff is so good, just take it that he's just

(33:24):
sit It's something like, you know, for the for the
cookouts and stuff like that, or you know what, it's
really grateful when um, the moms and laws and them
come to the house. I mean, in Wax's defense, Wax's defense,
he said to drink it on a Friday, I did

(33:44):
tell you that. Wait, so when you drank it at midnight?
Last night? I drank it at seven pm. I've been
having trouble sleeping and I really wanted to get a
good night's sleep because I wanted to be fresh for,
you know, to pick you up. And I was like,
I just can't. I can't be like up tossing and
turning all night. I'm like, I'll do it early. It'll
wear off. But but did you guys notice that when
Nate first got here, he said, oh, I only put

(34:06):
two drops in now he said four drops. I don't know.
I don't think that measured. I would think you're kind
of yeah, your your body's not used to know. I
have a question wax listen, so using me release a
product line of something? It has clearly labeled nutrition information

(34:28):
something I'm gonna tell yall something. If y'all go to
whose wax um Instagram and wax king Instagram, you would
see it. I had to change my bottles because it
wasn't like, you know, didn't go right with the ship,
and I hadn't like a pri Sons the whole whose
wax label. But right now this is like, yeah, like
the first ones who getting it? Nate, I thank you
for taste tasting it. Now you tell the world amazing everyone.

(34:53):
I'm watching the text messages. How do you get in
a long island? Where is the website? I need it?
I'm a big fan dot nets A N n A
gifts dot net. God, you gotta come out with an
easier gifts can of gifts. It's like giving somebody a
gift c A n n A gifts dot net. Why

(35:13):
will you drop a box off so we can all
have something? I'm gonna make sure all y'all get it
away sleep, make sure make sure the show y'all get
your family. Anyway, y'all know that I love you, watch
and best of luck with this. I mean, just watching
the text messages, I think you're you're done. You might
as well just quit this job. Thirty six dispensaries in La. Yeah,

(35:34):
you've been doing lots of the pandemic nothing. Are you
still raising chickens too? You know, I'm actually got a
paintball facility now I changed out to the paint of facility.
Out the baby. You got got a baby, I got
a show, Bully and the beasts out there. I gotta
watching my podcasts out there. So I would love to

(35:54):
get all y'alltlined, just to get y'all take on. Gonna
lemonade after y'all take Are you married yet? Um engaged? Yeah? Yeah,
he's engaged in the hold on, hold on everyone. So,
so you took a chicken farm and turn it into
a paintball farm. Yes, paball fight with Sily. Yes, don't

(36:15):
you don't shoot the chickens with the paball. All the
chickens is sold now it's got the paintball fighting facility.
I would love to get like y'all fans against the
breakfast club fans, like fight against each other with the
people I don't know, I don't know to be great.
I think it's the worst idea ever. It's all funny
games with wax. Anybody love it, I promise, all right?
So watching him slowly tell people where to go to

(36:37):
see your stats, you go to thirty six stores and
UM and LA to get my who's wax um Mike
Cannon gets brand And to get the lemonade, go to
C A N n A gifts gifts dot net and
the gift net dot net. We love you, Wax, love
you too. Always can't wait if I get in my

(36:58):
doctor's appointment today, I'm just a don't take a lot
us like the little lemonade, the little lemonade canister, like
the little thing. It looks like something I have in
my fridge. My mom will use those and she'll squeeze
a whole No, mo no, don't. It's the only a
couple of drops. Go get us go to sleep now.

(37:18):
You wouldn't know. Just sip it a little bit, because
when we open it up, they got you can't you
gotta pen that you gotta poke it in and it's
perfect for the whole exact what you need to do. Yeah,
all right, it looks like a copyright. I'm online, who's
on drugs? Hold on? Hold on, I'm online? It said,
are you twenty one years of age? Years ago? Yeah,
people are saying that the website is not working. It is,

(37:41):
you're it's Canna Gifts dot net and et. All right,
thank you, thank you. I really appreciate the entire fifteen
minutes done on our show. I love that. I still
say sabotage. I think he was trying to sabotage us
by poisoning Nate. I'm sure that's what he was doing.
An organic and I can't is it legal order that here?

(38:02):
I don't know. It doesn't have ingredients. Even all this
stuff now legal in New York. I think it's on
its way, right, Oh? Is it? They legalize it? But
I don't think it's officially legal? Is it? Gandhi? Um?
It is? It is the point where if you have it,
you can smoke it, but I don't think you can
necessarily purchase it from places. And then I don't know

(38:25):
how it goes as far as shipping across state lines.
But we'll figure it out. Someone, let's make Nate try
it first. Okay, some people are just ordered the lemon.
They've already ordered it. You could mistake that for a
kid's juice really easily. I love it. It's a lemon
from the Disney World. All right. Anyway, we got to
move on. I'm so sorry that we've taken to its

(38:45):
time doing this. It's just interesting to me. I love it.
This is Canadgifts. Dot net takes PayPal. I'm ordering now.
Wax just made tens of thousands of dollars with just
one Is it on our show? That's awesome. I'll come
back more often. I'll tell you how good it is.
So I took it last night to sleep, and then

(39:05):
you called me and woke me out of the out
of the soundest of slumbers I've ever had. And then
as soon as I come up the phone, I was like,
I'll get a new job. That's exactly what I thought.
That's how make your worries go away. It really does.
Don't worry Tan, And then he's gonna be all right,

(39:29):
all right, don't worry, be happy. Do you have Bobby
mcfarrin ready to go? We do we You were just
singing some Bob Marley. I'd rather hear Bob Marley. I
got seventeen songs from him. I mean, I think it's appropriate.
Which one would you like to hear? Yeah? Birds? Okay, yeah,
the birds I hear He didn't hear you? He didn't,
of course I heard you. Yes, Yeah, this is it,

(39:53):
This is it? All right. We dedicated this to Wax
and everyone sipping on his one organic limagers. There you go,
your Bob Marley. Don't worry about a thing in this
world that we're living in. So full things to worry about.

(40:14):
Let's get into the three things we need to know. Gandhi,
It's up to you. What's going on? All right? More
protests are expected in Chicago today over the police shooting
of a thirteen year old boy, after the release of
bodycam footage that showed a Chicago officer fatally shooting Adam
Toledo last month. The video shows that Toledo's hands were
up in the air before being shot in the chest

(40:35):
on Chicago's West Side. An officer involved in the shooting
has been placed on administrative duty. Meanwhile, a jury will
now decide the case of former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin,
who has been charged with second degree murder for the
death of George Floyd last summer. The jury will return
to court Monday morning, prepared for prepared to hear closing
arguments from both sides. The judge has told them to

(40:56):
pack a bag and plan to be there for a while.
If the jury reaches a unit i'm as guilty verdict,
Chauvin could face up to fifteen years in prison. Indianapolis
is now the latest city to be rocked by a
mass shooting that took place late last night and claimed
the lives of at least eight people. Several others were
also injured when a gunman opened fire at a FedEx
facility near the Indianapolis International Airport, and it's the latest

(41:19):
city to be left dealing with the aftermath of this
kind of tragedy. Shootings last week in South Carolina and
Texas left over half a dozen dead, and those were
on the heels of mass shootings last month in Colorado, Georgia.
In California, detectives are questioning survivors from the FedEx facility
to find out exactly what happened. Police say the suspected
shooter also died by suicide. And finally, Michigan hospitals are

(41:41):
on the verge of hitting capacity as the state deals
with a surge in coronavirus cases. At least eight hospitals
in the Detroit area are ninety five percent full. And
now Fiser's CEO is saying that people will likely need
a third booster dose of the COVID vaccine, adding the
third dose might have to be taken within twelve months
of getting fully vaxined. These comments were released April first,

(42:03):
but he says it's possible that people will need to
get this vaccine against the coronavirus annually because researchers still
don't know how long you're protected against the virus once
you've been fully vaccinated. And those are your three things,
all right, thank you, gandhi. Let's take a break. Your
one thousand dollars free money phone tap coming up for
you after this. Thank you. Listen every morning, my daughter,
even in the morning show. Let's talk about it. Uh.

(42:29):
I had to pack it all up and come into
the city, and I was like, I need food. I
don't have any food in my refrigerator because I know
that when Nate stated at my apartment. He ate everything
very well. Everything. It wasn't expired anyway. So I brought
my Veroni I brought. I brought two charcutteri plates that
I picked up at the grocery store. And it's all
I needed. It was my it was my lunch yesterday.

(42:51):
It was fabulous. Talk about it, Danielle. You know almost
as much about Veroni. A Veroni knows about Oh my gosh,
it's so amazing. See for me, that my favorite of salami.
But I love scary knows how much I love that
good salami. And I love the olives and the and
the bread sticks. And the best part is like if
I have a girlfriend or or somebody drop over for

(43:13):
like coffee in the afternoon or a glass of wine,
I just take one out. It's ready to go, open
it up and and I have my own little Chocoderi
board ready to go. I mean I just bought it
like that in the store. I love it. You know,
if you've been to the Delhi and you order like
a nice Italian sub a sandwich, whatever you want to
call it, and and uh, they really it always tastes

(43:34):
better when they make it than when you make it. Yeah,
with Veroni. It actually tastes like you got it from
a real Delhi. I mean, it's it's the real deal.
I know we're gonna go on and on, you know,
we're gonna go on and on until you you're like
enough enough. So I want you to try it yourself.
All right, this is the weekend. When you're at the
grocery store, jump on over to the section, into the

(43:54):
refrigerator section where they have you know, meat Deli meats,
isn't it look for Veroni. Buy all of it. Yeah,
buy every last inch of it because it's seriously, we're
gonna sell them out, just like waxes lemonade. I want
you to buy it. I want you to take it home.
I want you to make some great sandwiches. The key
to a great sandwich, not only the great Veroni meat
and cheese, is that you need a nice sturdy bread,

(44:16):
don't use like slice bread. And also put a little
olive oil, salt and pepper on there, a good olive oil,
shut it down and eat it up. So thanks to Veroni,
you're about to win one thousand dollars with a free
money phone tap if you're caller one hundred right now
one eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. Who
does the phone tap scary? I do. Here we go

(44:37):
Elvis durand phone tap scary. One of our lead phone
tappers has a phone tap today. What's it all about?
So Linda wants to play a phone tap on her
living boyfriend Otto. Otto collects everything from stamps to beer cans.
But he's selling his bottle cap collection on Craixlist and
he has an appointment to meet up with some buyer

(44:58):
leader in the afternoon. I'm going to pretend to be
the buyer and I show up a little early, and
I don't know, maybe I want to buy something other
than the bottle cap. Craigslist shopping it always brings out
the fun people fund how fun and scariest phone tap? Yeah? Hello, Hey,
what's up? Were you supposed to meet somebody from craigsis so? Well?
Lai it today because he's here now. He said he's

(45:20):
here for your bottle caps. So I just want a
way to drive. Boy. Whoa, we're in the basement. You're
in the basement with a random dude from Craigfish. Okay, please,
don't you like a murderer like I didn't background check
this guy. Okay, get them out of the damn house.
Am I too early for the appointment? Yeah, I'm too
early to the appointment. Don't tell me early. I'm going

(45:43):
Could you come back later? Come back later. I drove
thirty seven miles. This is my whole life. I'm an
avid collector. I got I just want to see them.
Can I just take a look thet right there on
the shelf? Can I just see the bottle cat? I
drove all this way and I got cats. I want
to show you my wallet. Look, tell him how much
money I got. I got one hundred, I got two hundred,

(46:03):
I got three hundred, swishing money hundred, I have four
hundred and twenty. Get out four hundred forty. I got money,
I got cash. I'm ready to do this. Thank you,
He counts santastic. Get him out of the house a second.
What's this over here? Yo? You've got beer cans from
the sixties. He touches my beer cans. I'm gonna leave
work now. I'm gonna trunn out this guy's next. Do

(46:23):
you know how much this is worth? Get him out
of the house now. I got everything. Next, I got
an unopened old Style there it's on open. You got
nying Gold and Shaeffer. You're interested in the bear cans too?
So are you kidding me? I would kill for this star.
I'm gonna re work right now. Guy, he's taking the

(46:44):
cans out on the phone speaking to him for a moment. No,
not at all, but this word off on the phone. Hi,
get out of my house. Hey, how are you doing? Horrible?
Get out of my house? Are you ido model? Get
out of my house now. Dude, I feel like you're
like a brother from another mother. It's like we collect
the same things. We're like the same person. I can't

(47:05):
believe I'm not the same person at all. Get out
of my house now. How much you want? Call on
the cop? No, no, how much the cop? How much
do you want for the old Milwaukee knocking? You're nut
fitting any money? And slitch take your fall for footy
off too. You can get I haven't seen the flat
top strows canning years and you've got one. I'm calling
the cops. Stude, everything's got a price. I just showed

(47:26):
your girlfriend my money. I gotta have this beer can collection. Man.
First of all, you came there for bottle caps, and
also you're like five hours to worrely, I said, come
when I'm all for work? How disrespect for all you?
They are trying to hustle my girl? You know what
none of this is to say anymore? Can I take
the low and brow off your hands. I'm gonna break
your hands. Get out of my damn house. Now, what's

(47:48):
this one here? Old Style? Don't touch the old You
know they still sell this at Wrigley Field. Do you
know that can actually came from an old Cops game.
Don't touch it. You have an unopened Canada course from
the time that they change the formula. Didn't change your formula.
So I'm not to call you more house. I'm gonna
put two fifty on the table right now. I just

(48:09):
gotta taste this. Oh yeah, I just popped it. Are
you kidding? Oh? Come to Papa. I'm not gonna put
the phone in my face. That's flat. I'm gone. You
you know what, Screw you and your cans. Okay, you
go here, y'all. There you go. There's year old style.

(48:30):
Screw that. Oh my god, not the whole thing. Whatever
they go to the blacks. You're been able to leave
the country. I was angry, you are angry. I crushed
you on. Are you angry because I'm frustrated? Okay, I'm
frustrated because I see something that I like. I want it.

(48:52):
I buy everything that I want. You spoil. You caused
me to get angry, and I knocked to get angry.
You're in my house. Let's bunch of mind stuff you
want to get agree? Hey, Otto, my name is Scary
Jones and melvistran in the morning show. You've been phone Tata.

(49:15):
You are crazy. You're hilarious. Wow, scary people love that
phone tat. Thank you? How old is that one? That's
only about five years old? Oh? Okay, here you Hey,
let's go talk to Tracy on line eighteen. Hello Tracy,

(49:38):
how you feeling. I'm very excited and surprised, I think
read to get through for a long time. Excited and
surprised about about what exactly? Share that? Share that with
uncle uncle Elvis? Um, Well, I think I might have
just won a thousand dollars. You did you want a
thousand dollars? Amen, sister, Yeah, a thousand dollars thanks to

(50:04):
our friends at Veroni. Hey, a thousand dollars. Let's let's
let's visualize that. That's ten ten of Ben Franklin's right.
That's a lot of money. Now, can you imagine a
lot of money? Now? You should go to Vegas and
put it all on red and spend that wheel. Or

(50:25):
to go see my son who just graduated from the Marines. Oh,
there you go. He just graduated from Marines. Where is he? Um?
He just got moved to North Carolina. So we're hoping
to be able to go see him over Memorial weekend. Gosh,
you must be so proud of him, extremely proud. Oh man,
Good for you, Tracy. This is why I should have

(50:47):
had kids, something I'd have something to be proud of
in my life. Good for you, and you know, obviously
he's done so well because he has a great mom.
Tracy a thousand dollars all years. I hope you have
a great trip to see your son. Please give him
our best and tell him thank you for serving our country.
And uh, thank you. You have a great weekend. Okay, Tracy,
thank you so much. I wish I could give birth.

(51:12):
That would hurt I think, no hear about that woman
who just gave birth to a fourteen pound baby. It
was a fourteen pounds hell no, that crossed my legs
after hearing that stall fourteen pounds six ounces? Where does
that come from? Where? How do you get rid of that?
That had? If that was not a c section, then
God blessed that womangy froggy. Do I actually tell you
where that comes from? No? But I no, no, Like

(51:32):
Danielle just said, that had to be a c section.
There's absolutely no way somebody was able to give birth
to a fourteen year old. That would have been fascinating.
It's about the weight of a fourteen year old. I mean,
how do you give a fourteen pound how do you
push that out of there? Jane has a Yeah, Danielle,
both of your children were they c section or didn't
know they were natural? But one was eight two and

(51:54):
one was seven something, so that was you know, and
at the eight two the doctor said, if he was
a little bit bigger, you would have needed a C
section because of my small stature. Can you please tell
us what did it feel like like if I go
to the bathroom and I've had too much fiber and
I'm not trying to be gross, and you know, it's like,
oh boy, I can't imagine when it's like pushing an

(52:14):
entire human out of your they say, act like you
have to go to the bathroom really bad when you're pushing,
And that's what I told you. The second one present,
I was like, you know, I just don't think it's working.
I don't think he's ready to come out. I'm like,
I feel everything. And the doctor was like, but you
have the epidural. I'm like, y yeah, I'll go home,
I'll come back, and he's like, no, let me poke you,

(52:37):
you know, in my extremities, to see if I felt anything,
and I didn't. And then the answer I get from
the doctor his head is just really big. And then
I needed in a psotomy, which is when they could
forget it, forget it, forget having to have one of
those every time you go to the bathroom. Oh god,
no surgery. Yeah oh yeah. I mean I called Nate

(53:00):
one day. I'm like, I don't know what to do.
I'm like, this is unbelievable. This is I hadn't been
in like eleven days. I'm like, what am I gonna do?
Oh my god. It's like I'm saying it was awful. Okay, Well,
so this is my point, girl, Froggy, this is my point.
You just that just trying to go to the bathroom.
Imagine like a big old headed baby trying to crawl
out of you. I just like I'm trying. Oh, my

(53:21):
mom and I had this conversation last night. It's so
weird that we're talking about this now. I was asking
her how painful it was? Why? Why did this conversation
come up in the Gandhi house, I want to know.
We were watching some of her trash TV that she loved,
and the woman was having a baby and she was
screaming and yelling and like, ah, the worse And my
mom was like, all these people are always so dramatic

(53:42):
on TV. I said, really, it wasn't anything. She said, no, no,
it was terrible. I'm just saying when I see this
screaming and yelling and the awful dramatics on TV, it
always drives me crazy. So then we got into the
conversation about well, how badly did it hurt? And she says,
the actual baby part isn't the painful part. But one
excuse me, the placenta has to detach from the uterus

(54:04):
and like rips apart, that that's the painful part, and
that the applesiotomy and all of the after effects that
are really really bad. Okay, so here's here's my question. So, uh,
as you know, the only way we can relate is
through you know, going too the bathroom. So it's like push, push, push,
and you're like and then all of a sudden it
comes out and then you're like, oh yeah, yeah. That

(54:27):
was literally just like yay after the baby comes out,
and she said no, because then the placenta has to
come out. That really really hurts. They if you had
an emplesiotomy, you have to get sewn up down there,
and I thought they were down there forever. I'm like, dude,
what the hell are you doing? And then when the
pain meds wear off, Oh that's fantastic. Hold on, guys,
I'm watching our list our listenerrometer and we're losing listeners

(54:49):
by the dus Adrian Online twenty four Adrian, Yeah is
this you? Is it? Adrian? Yes? Just like, Yo, what's up? Adrian?
What's going on? Hey? So I called it or I
texted in to tell you guys. When I was a
nursing school about ten years ago, I watched a woman

(55:10):
give birth to a thirteen town baby, all natural. It
was amazing for who, well, it was for that woman. Too.
But that doctor, he was like, we're gonna just wait
for the baby if on his time, and I can't.
Everything came out perfectly. I couldn't believe I picked my
ob gyn because of him doing that, actually because of

(55:31):
how amazing it was or was it really natural? Um?
I think Okay, I do think she had Nafi dural,
but she gave birth Nazi sectionally. Okay, you know she
should have had some of Wax's lemonade. I don't know
if you were here earlier, but yeah, we have some
crazy limiting. The baby would just go to sleep. Yeah,

(55:52):
we're not even trying to come out, you know what.
Everybody was asleep. I will tell you this. I still
to this day believe it's such a miracle that, you know,
the miracle of reproduction. To me, it's just if you
think of if you stop and think about everything, all
the moving parts that come together at the at the
conception point, all the way to the baby is born

(56:15):
part what you know what? I thought it was a miracle.
They could get a plane to like lift off the
ground right or or spaceship to take off from Cape
Canaveral and end up you know, in outer space. But
you want to talk about a miracle. The human body
is just it is. Yeah, It's like it's a circus

(56:35):
of all these shows going on. They all work together,
and you get a ticket for one show, you know,
just by being in a body. What what froggy? If
I remember? This is sounding like I've been smoking pot,
because I haven't. You're exact No, you're exactly right. I
remember the day that my son was born. That was
eighteen years ago. But I remember that day and I
was already married to Lisa and loved her to death,
and she was changed my life. It was great. But

(56:57):
the day that Kaden was born, I was like another
human being grew inside of her, and now she has
birthed him. I'm like, I looked at least completely different.
I loved her in a completely different way because I
could not believe that a human being can grow inside
another human I know, plants grow out of the ground
and all that stuff, and that's right, but the fact
that a human body can grow another human body is

(57:19):
absolutely amazing when you think about it. But okay, but okay,
here we go more stoner talk. Okay, but we're not
stone Keep in mind, I mean, just the how the
ear works how you hear things. There's an ear drum
that moves with vibrations and it hits a little nerve
that goes into your brain and you hear words, you
know in your eyes. My god, look how the eyeball works.

(57:40):
The whole thing is like if you think about how
complex your body is, Adrian, I know you're bored, but seriously,
hear me out. It's like a factory. If you think
about how complex the human body is in all the
working parts, it'll blow your mind. Now to stoner talk,
because one night was it with you, Gandhi? I mean
we were kind of stone and there, no, it was

(58:01):
someone else, and there was a cat. We had a
cat and We're looking at his little almond shaped shaped eyes.
I'm like, dude, that looks like an alien. Now that's
like stupid stone or talk. But just the thought of
the human body and how it works, it's just what
do you call it? I mean, Goddy, I'm fascinating. It's
the most magnificent thing. It's the most magnificent like piece

(58:23):
of machinery that I've ever seen. I went to the
Bodies exhibit once. I'm sure a lot of you guys
have seen that and if you see just the vessels
and the way everything is laid out, and how if
one little tiny thing gets clogged, it's game over. And
we just managed to keep working like this every single day.
It's amazing. And you need to treat your body as well.

(58:43):
They've treat us well. Now I feel awful like treating
my body like crap. Right, Adrian, I'm sorry we kept
you on so long. Yes, she's still thank you. Thank
you for calling and thanks for sharing that story about
that big headed baby. Hey, thanks, it made my drive
to work nice. Oh thank you. People are texting in
that's saying they're freaking out, and now that they stop

(59:05):
and think about the human body, it's freaking them out.
I remember thinking like, pregnancy is nine months. That's a
long time. But when you think about all that has
to happen from nine months to birth and how everything
is just works and it's just right, it's unbelievable. Nine
months is nothing. I'm getting yelled at. We're going on
and on about the human body. I think it's fascinating
and I'm in here wigging out. Man, all right, we

(59:26):
gotta take a break. I'm not stone. People are accusing
me of being stoned. I swear to go stone. I
got another crazy fact about the human body. But we
really are late. We're very late. Oh okay, yeah frog.
What how is it that when you drink you have
all these holes in your body, your eyes, your ears,
all these holes and then you drink something like you're
doing right now, it doesn't pour out any of your
holes and causing where it's supposed to be. Our body

(59:48):
is full of sphincters. Oh, look it up. Gotta take
a break back after this one. The only Elvis Duran
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(01:00:31):
so great. I want every single want to Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. Well, hello and welcome to the weekend.

(01:00:51):
Uh Sole moon Fry is about to join us on
the show and in the zoom room, I get wait
to see her, I know, so exciting. I don't know.
I'm trying to figure out who on our show is
most excited about. So Lei moon Fry, Well, we know
Scotty Scottie B Scotty be. Do you want to be
part of the interview with us? Yes? Please. I was
a huge Punky Brewster fan. So was Danielle. Yeah, Gandhi,

(01:01:13):
were you a Punky Brewster fan? No? I was asking
them to fill me in on what Punky Brewster was
and why everybody loved it so much, because I had
not known about her. Okay, Well, she's fabulous and she
has this new documentary out. We're gonna talk about Punky Brewster,
the Continuation they called it the Reboot that's out now,
and her Hulu documentary. We're gonna have her on in
the Mercedes Benz interview. Lounges in just a moment right now, Danielle,

(01:01:37):
quick quickly, we get into what you want to get into.
But you know it's your time to shine. You take
your time, and so lay will hold. Okay. So Keith
Urvan was on with Ellen and she talked, Yeah. He
was talking about his collaboration with Taylor Swift. He says,
here's how it happened. I was shopping at the mall
over Christmas and I get a text from Taylor that says, Hey,

(01:01:57):
I've got a couple of songs I want you on.
Do you want to hear them? And he said yes,
she sent them over immediately. He sat in the food
court and actually listened to the songs and then agreed
to be part of them. And that's how it all
went down, right at the food court. Yep, Kanye West
is thinking about life after Kim Kardashian and apparently he
wants to date an artist, somebody who's creative, somebody who

(01:02:19):
speaks the same language that he does and understands exactly
where he is in life. Chrissy Teagan posts more pictures
of her daughter Luna than her son Myles, and she
talked about why because Miles doesn't like pictures and he's
usually butdass naked and running around the house and she
can't post those pictures, so that's why that doesn't happen.
And TikTok star Addison Ray got a lot of people

(01:02:42):
upset with her because she was talking about Britney Spears
and she kind of compared herself to her. So Britney
Spears is documentary, you know, framing Britney Spears is out there.
And she was talking about how she's dealt with people
that make up these narrations about her life as well,
and so that she got a lot of backlash saying,
you're not like Britney. You know, you came from a
mansion and privilege and you've been living in a big house.

(01:03:04):
And Brittany's had to deal with a lot of stuff
since she was a kid. So some people were not
so happy about that. Your television this weekend, Disney Plus
gives you two new ones, Big Shot and Earth Mood.
WWE Friday Night SmackDown. You've got RuPaul's Drag Race. Also
on Sunday, it is the fifty ninth Annual Academy of
Country Music Awards. And that's my Danielle report, Roggy, we'll

(01:03:24):
be watching will Is Soleigh moon Fry in the Zoom room.
Right yeah, let's go live from the Mercedes AMG Interview Lounge.
A great time with her. Let's bring her in and
talk to her show, and we welcome Solei moon Fry, Hi,
Soleh moon Fry, Welcome to the show. I am so
excited to be here. Well, it's good to have you.

(01:03:46):
It's good to be able to talk about these projects
that you have going on now. Uh Soleigh moon Fry.
Of course you could go all the way back to
Punky Brewster and but you've been working. I mean, it's
it is unusual, is it not for someone who was
a big thing while they're a child working in Hollywood
to still be working in Hollywood? Most of them sort
of disappears so grateful. I feel like there's there's a

(01:04:10):
whole bunch of us though, that are still working and
doing what we love. And I love that I get
to see so many of them so often, and and
so it's it's really fun. Well, we really want to
talk about the documentary in a second, that it's the
most fascinating project. We'll get to that. Also, I want
to talk about the reboot Punky Brewster on Peacock. Ya

(01:04:31):
talk about it when you got the call and they said,
what we want you to be on? But it's a
whole new world now in the storyline. How did you
feel about it? Well, well, really I was part of
the whole birthing process of the continuation, as I like
to call it, because it feels so much like a
continuation versus for reboot, you know. And I love Punky
so much, and I've always wanted to bring Punky back,

(01:04:54):
like that's always been such a part of my heart
and soul. And I've always said, you know, if I'm
eighty ninety one hundred years old the people still call
me Punky, I'll be so down with it because I
hold her so close to my heart. I am like
full on Punky power forever, like I love it. And
so over the years, I really really wanted to bring
her back, and Jimmy Fox reached out and I was like,

(01:05:17):
I've been wanting to do this for years, and it
was such a natural process and it was so wonderful
to be involved, and so it's been really a dream
come true. Well, I must assume when you were much
younger at in the original Punk Ruster, when you showed
it for work, you showed it for work, you did
your thing, and you left. Now you're in charge of
a lot of responsibility, and you know, also, and one

(01:05:38):
of the good things that's come out of this awful,
awful year and a half of COVID and everything is
the people are loving going back in time going back
to the time nostalgia, right, of course, does that make
you feel old when it says I get so nostalgic
looking at you, So you know, I'm such a nostalgic
person and I love it and it's something that I
can really identify with. And I'm guessing like over the years,

(01:06:01):
like you probably stayed in contact with some people from
the cast and never the original cast, but like when
you see people for the first time that you haven't
seen in so long, Like how cool is that? Okay,
such a great question. And literally it's so funny because
Cherry and I had grown up our whole lives together
and then it's like something happened where we didn't not
nothing happen, nothing dramatic happened. What happened is like we

(01:06:24):
just we didn't realize that we hadn't seen each other
in like literally eighteen years or something or sixteen so
many years, and you know Threo's friends that you just
pick right back up with and it's like not a
moment had gone by. I'll never forget when we when
we came back together and when I got to see
her pre COVID and she came off the elevator. It
was like I was waiting for her on the other

(01:06:46):
side of the elevator, and every time the elevator doors
would open, I would be like, oh, so excited, And
then she came out and I just I burst into tears.
I love her so much and we've always been much
more like sisters than friends, you know what I mean.
It was like it's just always been one of those spirit,
soulful relationships that is so authentic. I love it. Do

(01:07:08):
you have anything to do with casting or who's in it?
And I'm asking because what you might not know is
Elvis is now specializing in playing dead bodies, and I
was hoping you could work that in to a Punky Brewster.
We would love to have you on Elvis. I just
don't see a dead body on Punky Brewis. See, this
is a challenge. I think. I think they can do.
I think by the way, you know, you know, one

(01:07:30):
of my favorite episodes is the CPR episode, you know
with Cherry where she ends up in the refrigerator and
so what if what if we brought you back to
how do you feel about that? Rather than questioning who
does CPR? You watch Law and Order SVU on the
twenty eighth because I played the dead body it was.
It's been my dream, my entire life, and now I'm

(01:07:51):
finally on there. I'm so excited. Now, let's talk about
your documentary, Kid ninety. Growing up in Hollywood, working on
set and behind the scenes, making all these friends who
are also doing the same thing but on other different productions.
You had the advantage I didn't have as a kid,
and that was being able to capture a lot of
this with a camera that wasn't as large as a
small car. I mean, you were actually recording things and

(01:08:17):
capturing things with your friends that maybe at the time
you had no clue would ever be worth anything or anything.
It's now worth gold because this documentary is taking you back.
You're reliving your life and probably surprised by a lot
of the stuff you said and your friends said. And
now we get to see it too. Of course we're
talking about Kid Nighty, this documentary that's just amazing. Talk

(01:08:38):
about this and talk about how it's changed your life. Oh,
thank you so much. It's changed my life so much.
It was as if my team self really left this
chronological blueprint for me to find my way back to
who I once was, you know, and it's been such
a gift. And in unlocking Pandora's Box, you know, it

(01:09:01):
was it was really this realization that once you unlock it,
you can't put it back, nor would I want to,
because there was so much self discovery and self love
that was discovered throughout, and then to be able to
share it with the world and the outpouring of love
and support from other people that were captured, I mean,
I just feel so grateful and humbled by it, and

(01:09:22):
the fact that I get to share it with others
is just the greatest joy. What about memories it unearthed
that you totally totally forgot about. I mean, it happens
to any of us who when we go back in
time and we see pictures and video, what'd you get?
You know, there was It didn't start out as this
personal coming of age story. I tried to make it

(01:09:44):
about everybody but me. And then as the onion peeled
back further and further, a lot of pain was unlocked
and a lot of things that I had locked away
and I think, you know, suppressed, And I think so
often when we go through pain in our life or trauma,
have these experiences, you know, we put them away, and
in some way we feel shame attached to it, or

(01:10:05):
at least I can only speak to my personal experience.
I think in some ways I felt like I had
to lock that away and I just never looked back
at it, and it was probably very much on a
subconscious level. And once I unlocked it, it was this rediscovery.
And at the same time, my family always raised us
that when you turn your pain into art, then you

(01:10:26):
have a place to put it, and so that's really
what this became for me, was a good Parsons You know, well,
if we could all do that, how incredible, right, Yes,
Scottie b So. I was also in high school the
same time you were, and I was that guy that
had the video camera everywhere every day, and I have
bins and bins of hundreds of VHFC tapes and it's

(01:10:47):
very intimidating. How long did it take you to go
through everything and figure out what you want to do
with it? So literally it's been a lifetime in the making.
It took me the last four and a half years
to really go through all of the footage, all of
the audios, the diaries, because there was there's thousands and
thousands of pages of diaries. There's hundreds upon hundreds of

(01:11:09):
hours of audio and hundreds and hundreds of hours of video.
It really, yeah, it was. It's been quite the process.
What's fabulous about this is, you know, we're all sitting
here thinking, oh God, where did I put those tapes?
I want to go see some of those most of
them fascinating. It's still living on Hulu, correct, yes, Hulu.

(01:11:30):
Kid ninety and Punky Brewster is streaming on pigag right now.
You're everywhere listen. It's been just an incredible time spending
with you, and the story behind Kid ninety is just
incredible because it's so relatable to each and every person listening. You.
You see shows on TV that show vintage footage from
the early nineteen hundreds. We're talking thirty years ago, but

(01:11:52):
that was a world ago for you, and another great
way to say, hey, rite down your memories from your
past if you don't have them on video, and rediscover
who you are. It can be frightening, but it can
be so such a payoff, of course, she said to herself,
but I'll repeat it. Punky Brewster of course on Peacock
and Kid Nighty on Hulu and of course, you're always

(01:12:13):
welcome to come back anytime you want. And thank you
so much for being here today. I just want to
thank you all so much. It means so much to
be with you guys. And and please come do a kay,
please come join the Punky family. And I'm gonna come
die on your show. It's gonna be everyone will love it,
all right, so y have a beautiful day. You guys

(01:12:35):
so much. I really appreciate it, so Leimon Fry. If
you missed any or all of this, you can always
listen to it on demand. Just do a search for
Elvis dur In Morning Show on demand anywhere you listen
to your podcasts, or watch it on of course our
Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, and of course on all
of them Spotify, I don't know wherever. Thank you, so
Leimon for I have a beautiful day. What's going on, guys? Hey,

(01:12:56):
what's up? It's a girl Rihanna. Hi, this is Selena Moment. Hey,
this is Taylor Swift and you're listening to Elvis duran
in the Morning Show. Hey, it's scary. Jones. State Farm
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(01:13:17):
there eld in the Morning Show? I don't know. We're
trying to figure out what song to play when we
roll into the old school time machine. Yeah, I don't know,
ying Yang Twins. That's kind of new. That's not really
old school. It's no, it's all it's like ten years old.
He let me wisp Okay, what hell old is it?
It's let me look up. The year is two thousand

(01:13:39):
and three, Okay, I got really two thousand and five? Wow? Okay,
that's old school, all right? Don't you let me because
earlier you're gonna ask for like Frank Sinatra or something.
And by the way, I love Frank Sinatra, don't get
me wrong. But we go back to this, can we

(01:14:00):
go to the seventies or no? Well, what do you
want to hear? Oh? Man? That song? I texted you.
I was listening to the other day. What's it called
one with? Oh? A player? Who is it? Baby? Come back? Yeah,
baby come back. I don't know why I was listening
to the other day. You guys are mad at me.
I promise you we're not going to play Baby comeback.
That was a hit, though, stick What the Yanyang Twins

(01:14:22):
whistle while you tork was two thousand? I don't know
what kind of this is, we questioned Danielle. What is it?
Glenn Miller. Glenn Miller in the Orchestra's version of this
from High Top the waldor Fhistoia Hotel, New York City,
We take your live to the ballroom with a new

(01:14:43):
new song. Danielle's loving these days. Danielle and all the
kids are doing a slow dance to Glenn Miller five
feet apart. Guys, not for anything, but it's Friday. Barbie girl,
put you in a mood? Just does it? Will put
out a good one her jackets, Roggy, It'll put us

(01:15:03):
all of them very bad mood. I'm gonna tell you
what happened so so here, I'm at the station. I
don't know if you're just turning us on. You have
missed quite a quite a roller coaster of a show,
you know. So Nate was supposed to pick me up
this morning with my dogs to bring me into the
studio because I'm in the studio in New York City
and he slept in it because he drank some marijuana
filled lemon juice for dinner whatever. So we get in.

(01:15:26):
So the dogs are running around crazy. So Nate goes
back and I've forgiven him. By the way, it's two
hours in and I've forgiven him. Thank you. I love you, Ni.
So Nate was walking back to the back of these
god forsaken crappy studios that need to be cleaned up,
and he smells something. So Ali, the big Schnauzer, walked
into Mark Medina's office, you know, the program director of one,

(01:15:48):
and took a big poop. Oh no, what did you
call him and tell him? No, okay, no, you blame
it on someone else, play tea or something. The thing
is is it was a promotional gift from Taylor Swift.
Hold on, let me finish. She gave us these incredible

(01:16:11):
doormats to put in front of your door so you
can wipe your feet. And the doormat says, I hope
you like Taylor Swift. It's right in front of Martin
Medina's office. It just seems so funny that you see
this thing says I hope you like Taylor Swift and
you open the door and there's a pilot dog crap
and I'm like, listen, So maybe doesn't like Taylor Swift.
Maybe not? I love I love Taylor Swift. What name? Well,

(01:16:32):
you know, for a second there, I'm looking at it
and it looked exactly like a large Tootsie role. That
go with that. I think we should play the Tootsie role.
That song is a school time You're you're going to
base an old school time machine song after after a
pilot crap in the boss's office. God, oh my god,
I'm looking at people's request. They want to hear let

(01:16:54):
It Whi by the Dazs Band. Wow it that's old.
They want to hear Chamba Bomba. Oh I'm sorry now.
They want to hear Jump Jump by Chris Cross. Oh,
these are all basic KLF. They want to hear Clang
Clank clang, which the trolley. They want to hear Donna
Summer Real Love, Casey and the Sunshine Band, Get Down Tonight,

(01:17:16):
Dancy with Myself, Billy Idol. They want to hear some
old Eddie Murphy music or uh what a Feeling by
Irene Cara. Mister Boombastick is on the request. Oh yeah,
all right, we gotta figure that out. Uh, what are
we doing here? Nate sound with with Garrett, right, Elvis,
let's do it, Hi Garrett, and we should also go
around the room because producer Sam is with us too.

(01:17:37):
We'll start with you, Garrett, what's going on in You're sorry?
Let's start with new music Friday. So choice Von Tate
McCray just released this. This is called You. And then

(01:17:57):
the band The Struts featuring Paris Jackson. What yes, this
is called low Key in Love. All right, there we go.
All right, now, let's talk about some viral clips that

(01:18:20):
are going around. So a woman in England bought a house.
She's very happy about this house, but then she noticed
a problem. She lives next to a highway and she's
upset that all the cars are driving by problem is
she looked at the house seven times. She only looked
at it when there wasn't any traffic. She wants the
town to lower the speed limit. But she did an
interview when you can hear the traffic in the background.

(01:18:41):
Oh no, basically when we moved in. We only find
out that day after have horrendous it was. It normally
starts around about five thirty leaves. I'm sorry. You see,
you gotta be careful where you buy your house. Yeah, yes,

(01:19:03):
that's why it was a bargain problem. Yeah, it's like
the highway would make noise, so you pretend it's the
roar of the ocean and move on. All right, Let's
talk about British politician Nigel or Frage. He did a
cameo for a birthday and you'll hear that the birthday
name really was a fake name, and someone pranked him

(01:19:25):
Happy birthday, huge as you're a massive five huge jdas
And the entire Jana's family wants to say, I don't
know how much it cost, but I'm sure it was
it paid off that way. And then, uh, we've been
talking a lot about marijuana this morning, and this mom said, hey,

(01:19:45):
let me try some of this edible banana nutbread. And
she took the word edible as healthy, but then learned
that it's, you know, marijuana. This is the worst thing
that I've ever done. It said edible banana nutbread. I
thought edible a man gluten free. It seeks in edible
edible pot. It hit me like a pledge hammer. One

(01:20:06):
of the bad effects pot has on me is paranoia?
Maybe I only need a half? Oh I ate a
half of a slice, think cuffed? Maybe maybe I hope
I need a slice and a half. Man, it feels
like lst or something like that. Not you know what, though,
to be fair, there's nothing worse than that feeling. If

(01:20:28):
you don't want that feeling, that's not Oh yeah, that's
by the word edible. That means you can eat it,
and it also means it's laced with marijuana free. Yeah,
there you go. Uh is that it? Ye? Oh, Garrett,
you're a good American. Music in there today? Little choice
of von in there and some sound of a lady
who lost all of her money in the house she

(01:20:49):
bought next to the highway. We did a lot, I know.
I think we have an interesting old school time machine.
I'm just gonna go ahead and go within a second.
But first let's go around the room. You guys, you're
gonna like it all right there in nineteen seventy eight.
That was a long time ago. We're not doing that yet,
not yet around the room. Hey, Froggy, what are you doing?

(01:21:10):
Note to self and note to anybody else, do not
send me and my son to the store. To get food.
So last night my wife said, you know, there's not
a lot of stuff here in the house. Would you
guys mind running to the store. We came back with chips,
hot popcorn, Reese's peanut butter cups, Dove peanut butter chocolates.
We came back, She's like, where's the food. I'm like,
this is food. We're gonna eat it. She's like, you

(01:21:32):
didn't come back with anything that's like a nutrition. No,
but it's food. Do not send my son to night
to get food? Do you quick come back with snacks?
I don't want food. Who needs that stuff? Snacks? We're
still eating it. They're edible. Yeah, right. The flayment popcorn
is good, by the way. I love that. You know
what you've done. Good Froggy. That sounds like a nutritious meal.

(01:21:53):
Thank you. What's up, Gandhi? What's up with you today? Oh? Man?
I am so thankful that I have the mom and
dad that I do. They're just the greatest parents ever.
But I'm so sad today because I'm leaving, which is
good news because my dad's doing a lot better. But
they are acting more sad and depressed than they did
when I went to college. They love you so much.

(01:22:14):
Every time I pop out during the break, they're just
kind of hovering outside, like, touch my cheek, give me
a hug. They're like, do you have you don't have
to leave. I'm like, oh, god, guys, I have some
business to take care of. But I love them. Mom
and Dad, I love you. If you're listening outside the
door at the moment, you're the best. Do they listen
outside the door? Oh? They do. They hover right outside
the door and they say, what's going on in there?
What did you mean when you said this, you'll be back.

(01:22:38):
You'll be back, of course, Danielle. Yes. So the other day,
when I was taking a plane back from Florida, I
thought I had my seat wrong and I thought somebody
was in my seat. So I questioned the guy and
I go, hey, excuse me, sir, I'm what seat do
you have on your ticket? And he was right, I
was wrong. So I said, oh gosh, I'm such an idiot.
So the guy sitting next to me looks up and
he says, you're not an idiot. You made him steak.

(01:23:00):
Don't worry about it. And I went and it wasn't
even him. He wasn't even involved, but it was just
the nicest comment from a complete stranger and I and
the whole playwright. I was like, you know what, He's right.
Why am I so hard on myself? I made a mistake? True?
Who cares? I got to think about this more often.
I have to think about what this guy said. And
so I don't know who you are, but thank you
so much for your comment because it was really kind

(01:23:21):
and really I like that resonated with me. So that's
why when Nate forgot to pick me up from work
this morning, I only gave him hell for like an
hour and a half. That's it, right, there you go.
But I made sure he felt like crap because of it. Hey, producer, Sam,
what are you feeling? I am feeling disproportionate joy because
I think I've unlocked the next level of dog parenting.

(01:23:43):
So Savannah can sleep either in her crate or in
our bed, whichever she wants. And I woke up in
the middle of the night fully spooning my dog like
she was stretched the length of the bed between me
and William, and I had my arm around her and
I was cuddled up and I was spooning her. And
I woke up from my alarm this morning and we
were still like that. I'm like, she's kind of a

(01:24:05):
human or like this is this is a heaven I
will never reach again. It was so wonderful. I feel
like we bonded last night. She has no idea, but
I'm like, we're closer now, don't She does have an idea?
Trust me, I hope. So you've got to keep on
bonding with your dog. That's the most thing in life. Hey, scary, Yeah,
what's going on? You know? I went out to eat

(01:24:26):
a really heavy Italian meal last night with my friends.
It was a feast. But I gotta tell you, I
don't think I could do this on weeknights anymore because
every time I eat really heavily like that and then
go to bed, I wake up in the middle of
the night. I have like like like crazy cold sweats.
Now I have nightmares. I don't know. What is it
about eating heavy meals and food and then going to bed.

(01:24:48):
I'll tell you what it is. What is it? It's
heavy meals and food. It's how does it translate to
having nightmares? And like because you're digesting it and it's chemicals,
it's it's a drug. If I eat past eight. I'm
up all night. It's terrible, it's insane. I can't believe it.
But I was having nightmares. I can't remember them, but

(01:25:09):
I was. My heart was like fluttering and everything. It was. Yeah,
you're probably having a heart attack while you're sleeping. Your
heart was seizing. Hey, straighten ate, Okay, you your last
Oh thank you, Elvis. Well I don't know what that means,
but we'll go with it. So I had to go
to the DMV yesterday. And as much as you want
to be in a bad mood, wit and when you're
at the DMV, just put on a smile because the

(01:25:31):
people that work there have to deal with, as the
one guy said, a holes all day long. So just
be nice, smile, be friendly, make their day better because
they have to deal with a bunch of a holes,
as he said, all day long. So just be a nice,
nice person when you're there. They have to deal with
a lot. They do, absolutely, especially you, the guy with

(01:25:54):
the crazy hairs here again, thank you? Straight all right,
I'll make a deal with you. In the old school
time machine. We're gonna play a little bit of mine,
they're gonna play a little bit of yours. You're about
to go. What year was Young Twins two thousand and five?
All right, we're gonna go from nineteen seventy eight to
two thousand and five. Wish Me Luck has been hop

(01:26:15):
on a time hit it it is get off? Oh
you remember this song that's older than disco disco dirt?

(01:26:39):
All right, here we go, Now there you go. We'll
Stevie b Oh my god, bring back the memory freestyle.
There's a freestyle heart channel. Oh there is? Yeah, Okay,
gotta listen to that. I think this is it basically,
so Gonda, you know what. You never heard any of
these songs, And I don't blame you, No, I haven't,

(01:27:01):
but I do like the laser beam sound and I
want to know what instrument that is or if it
was actual. It's the cheapest cassio keyboard they could find. Seriously, freestyle,
I mean that was I mean, they didn't hit the notes.
They really were all sharp. What are you doing if
it's on the freestyle? Gosh? Is it hearts by stay

(01:27:23):
Stacey's huge? Yes? All right, thank you, Foggy, my favorite
artists back then. Anyway, thanks for listening. Welcome to the weekend.
We got to take a break. We're back after this
amazing how you guys feel like a family working with
each other and love hate thing going on, but it's
more love than anything. Show Good morning, Eli in the morning,

(01:27:47):
Show of exciting this weekend. I think tomorrow night is
the night. They're saying it's the fight of a lifetime
with Triller Fight Club Ben Askrin. Remember him exactly, He's
coming out of retirement. I mean, Danielle, you remember Ben
ask Grin. Oh yeah, I won't totally remember him coming
out of retirement to fight a YouTuber on a card

(01:28:10):
stacked with amazing fights live from Atlanta. It's tomorrow night
on pay per view. But my favorite part of this
because I don't like seeing hot, sweaty man like beating
the crap out of each other, but a lot of
people love it. There's a show going on Justin Bieber,
that's awesome. Dip Blow Do Jacquet, Who's going to be
on our show really soon. Wow, they're gonna be They're

(01:28:32):
doing their thing as well, performing for you. And also
it's the debut of supergroup Mount Westmore featuring Snoop Dogg,
ice Cube, Too Short and eft Oh. I like this group.
I know Trailler Fight Club. It's more than just fights.
It's it's it's a whole show. It's really amazing. It's
pay per view. It's tomorrow night. You need to get
in on this action. It's tomorrow nine Eastern only on

(01:28:54):
pay per view. You can order the fight and the
show right now at Trailler fight Club dot Com. Yeah,
my kids weren't showing me who's fighting who last night.
They were all excited because half of these people they
you know, follow on social and they were like, who
do you think is gonna win? Mom, I'm like, I
don't know what's gonna have to see. Guys, It's going
to be quite the event. Oh, it definitely is. Again,

(01:29:15):
go to Trailler t R I L L e R.
You know, Trailler fight Club dot com. Danielle, let's go
all right, So this one is for our Froggy the
New Borat movie. They're going to be putting out the
footage of some things that we've never seen from the movie.
Apparently it's like really crazy things. How Sasha Baron Cohne

(01:29:36):
was really in danger a lot of times. He's fleeing
from the gun rights rally in the film. He's even
breaking character as he's escaping. There's a lot of things
in the footage that they're going to release that you
never thought you were Froggy will be there, He will
be there. Fans of one direction always know that Louie
was like one of the sweetest guys. Right well, a

(01:29:58):
body language educator is explaining what his body language has
to say. He took to Twitter and there's a picture
of Louie hugging a fan like kind of cradling the
person's head and everything, and apparently this is sending a strong,
silent message of you're safe with me, and that's the
kind of guy that Louie is. All right, but we

(01:30:19):
love him. He's always been so sweet. You guys know
a Rod and j Low are no more. A lot
of fans took to social because they're so excited about it.
So one lady, her name is may Day Mindy. She says,
my husband is so excited jay Loo's available. He's been
trying to dump me for her for fifteen years now.
And then a lot of people are saying that they

(01:30:41):
have their chance now, this is their time to take
their shot. I don't know if they're going to get
in there, but a lot of people want to try
and get in there so we'll see more details on
the Friends reunion. They've recreated the set to look exactly
like the original. Apparently Jennifer Aniston got so emotional she
even teared up. And I'm hearing that they got paid
two and a half million dollars each to do the

(01:31:02):
reunion special. But you know they're gonna make a lot
of money when we watch it, so you know, makes sense.
Adam Levine is a brand new hairstyle. It's Ashley, it's blonde,
it's the silver shade. Looks pretty good on him. Check
it out if you get a chance. And Matthew David Hughes,
he was arrested for breaking into Eminem's home last year.
He was in court this week. Prosecutors actually convinced a
judge to allow evidence in that Hughes tried to stalk

(01:31:25):
Eminem months before the original evidence claimed. They said, this
guy was in a guesthouse next to Eminem waiting to
cause lots of problems. There is just too much of
this going on lately, really, it's so scary. And Prince
Harry apparently had a very close relationship with Prince Philip.
He was very very fond of Harry, and Harry was

(01:31:46):
very fond of his grandpa. You know, his grandpa will
be laid to rest this weekend. And rumor has it
that the Queen does not want Harry and William to
walk in together, to sit together. She doesn't want any
drama at this because you know she's you know, saying
about her eyes. So they will not probably be around
the same vicinity. But why I think it's more drama
if they separate. Yeah, because that's all anybody's gonna be

(01:32:08):
talking about. That's all anybody's gonna be focusing on when
we're watching everything go down being royals. There, you make
some dumb mistakes. They don't think about things sometimes. Come on.
Vanessa Brian took to Instagram. She posted pictures of our
little ones in Lakers jerseys purple and yellow and of
course Daddy's number twenty four on their Kobe's number. Called
them little mambasitas and so cute and so adorable. Uh,

(01:32:30):
let's see. You got a lot on television tonight is
Aaron Rodgers. Last night hosting Jeopardy, he showed us pictures
of his sticky notes that he put by the podium
for reminders like speak less stand up straight, don't pick
your nose or your butt, you know, important things like that. Also,
Disney Plots gives us two new ones, Big Shot and
Earth Moods, which I think Gandhi will like. It's colorful

(01:32:51):
places around the world that are kind of calming and soothing.
I watched the promo for it. It It looks it looks
really good. WWE Friday Night SmackDown, You've got the blow
Backless RuPaul's Drag Grace Idol is on this weekend, and
of course for Froggy it is the Academy of Country
Music Awards and that's yell report. Froggy is so excited.
We'll be watching Sunday night. We must take a break,

(01:33:12):
We must do it now. We will be back after
this break we're taking now. Duran in the Morning Show,
Oh my god, you guys are any money? Is Elvis
Durand in the Morning Show, I'm about to relax you.
By the way, I'm gonna let you know something we're

(01:33:33):
gonna talk about in about sixty seconds. Where relax you,
which is very unusual while listening to this show, because
we usually just kind of ramp you up and make
you crazy. Yeah, I have but that's coming up in
sixty seconds, so it's not time for relaxation. So I
have my yearly physical with my my superstar doctor today.
I love her. I love her so much. And as

(01:33:54):
you know, especially Danielle Gandhi, before you go to let's say,
the gynecologist, you you know, you clean up. You know
what I'm saying. Oh yeah, mow the yard, clip the bushes,
you know, and you clean up. So I cleaned up
for her because I know I'm gonna I'm gonna get
the finger today and i'm gonna. I know she's gonna
look at she looks at your feet and everything. So

(01:34:15):
I went to clip my toenails this morning, right, and
I noticed how many weeks ago was it when I
played the dead body on Law and Order. You know,
one of the things of makeup they did, they painted
my toenails kind of pink because apparently, when sometimes when
you die, all your blood rushes to your feet, so
they wanted my toast to look like they were dead.
Oh wow, I can't get that stuff off. I mean

(01:34:38):
most of it's off, but you can still see it.
So I have to explain to her today, Well, I
played the dead body. That's why I have, because if not,
she's gonna think you're on it healthy or something dying,
or she's gonna think I paint my tonails, which is fine,
I don't care. Fine, but if if that really is
what happens in death, then it may not be good
for the doctor to see exactly. So what I'm gonna do.

(01:35:00):
I'm gonna show her a picture of me on the
slab getting the autopsy, looking dead, with my dead makeup on,
and I'm like, here, here's what I'm gonna look like.
If you don't save me. That's today. And I can't
wait because I've been fasting, so you know here, I'm
back in New York City. I don't even know where
to start. I'm gonna eat my way across America in
New York City today, let's go. I'm ready, Yes, Indian

(01:35:23):
Indian footed Tamar. Back back to your doctor. I think
you should take it a step further, get that makeup
artist to make you up like you looked, and then
go into the office and see what she said. Oh
that's so funny. Could you imagine you have good luck
with this? I've been feeling funny all right. I don't
know what it is I just don't feel myself all right,

(01:35:45):
So it's time to relax. I promise you this conversation.
Depending on what you're doing right now, we'll relax you.
You know. Researchers pulled two thousand adults to determine all
the little things that bring them joy. Sleeping in a
big comfy bed, having a good hair day. Listen to

(01:36:05):
this list. Wish you have music for this, now, don't
do it. Let's not bastardize it. Fifty simple things. I'm
gonna give you a few. The feeling of sun on
your face. Oh that slipping into a freshly made bed,
waking up to sunshine, seeing flowers and trees blossoming, long walks,

(01:36:32):
going to the beach, the sound of the surf at
the beach, birds, tweeting a slice of cake. Wow. Sitting
at an outdoor bar with your friends, discovering new places,
pay day, that's today, yesterday? Seeing a butterfly. Wow. All

(01:36:54):
these things that make you feel great. Donating to charity,
swimming outside, buying fresh local produce, all that, Oh my gosh.
A farmer's market. We were talking about it on weekend. Yeah.
My husband and I were like, I'm gonna go to
like a street fair or a farmer's market this year,
like you know, the smell of toast in the morning, yes,

(01:37:16):
the sound of wind blowing through trees, staying in bed
on a Sunday morning, oh yes, and a Monday on
a Tuesday. And from that, I think number one is
my favorite. The feeling of sun on your face, in
your body, being able just to feel the warmth, yea,
the warmth of the universe. It's like it's like a
blanket of love. Yeah, Froggy, I haven't felt this, but

(01:37:38):
I saw it on video when Lisa and Danielle saw
each other for the first time in fourteen months. Watching
that video gave me an amazing feeling. It just felt
so warm and to see them and I can only
imagine how they felt. And I've heard about it from
both of them that seeing somebody you haven't seen in
a long time, especially with what's going on, is just

(01:37:59):
the greatest feeling. That first hug, you know, good hug.
I can't wait to hug at Elvis. I can't wait.
I haven't seen you in sixteen months. I cannot wait
to hug you. I just cannot. I can't wait to
hug you too. So I be ugly. I give you
these feelings, and I want you to feel these things,
even though it's just something you're hearing. I want you
to feel those things because we are living in this

(01:38:21):
world that is frightening and confusing, unfair and just perplexing.
And so every once in a while you have to
go to one of those places we just talked about
as we get into the three things we need to
know from God, what's going on? Gandi Well. Survivors of

(01:38:43):
the nation's third mass shooting in a week are being
reunited with their families. A lot of them ran out
of a FedEx building in Indianapolis shortly after midnight midnight
because of the shooting, but the policy at their office
is that you can't have your phone on you, so
when they ran out of the building, a lot of
them weren't able to contact family. Needless to say, families
were very worried. Witnesses say the gunman walked in and

(01:39:05):
opened fire. After shooting at least one woman in a
parking lot. He killed eight people and injured several others
before taking his own life minutes later. Police are expected
to give an update at ten thirty Eastern time. More
protests are now expected in Chicago today over the police
shooting of a thirteen year old boy after the release
of bodycam footage that showed a Chicago officer fatally shooting

(01:39:26):
Adam Toledo last month. The video shows the teen's hands
were up in the air before being shot in the
chest on the West Side. An officer involved in that
shooting has already been placed on administrative duty. And finally,
Fiser's CEO says people will likely need a third booster
dose of the COVID vaccine, adding that the third dose
might have to be taken within twelve months of getting

(01:39:47):
fully vaccinated, and it's even possible that people will need
to get vaccinated against the coronavirus annually. Researchers still don't
know how long you're protected against the virus once you've
been fully vaccinated, so it could turn into something like
a flu shot every year. Meanwhy Michigan hospitals are now
on the verge of hitting capacity as the state deals
with a surgeon coronavirus cases. At least eight hospitals in
the Detroit area are ninety five percent full. And those

(01:40:10):
are your three things, all right? Thank you, Gandhi, your
phone tap coming up after this. We're watching everything you text.
There's one here that says, when my boyfriend makes me mad,
I do mean things to him, like putting halapinos on
the toilet seat and having the dog with his sandwiches.
Oh my god. Text Undina and messenger rates may apply

(01:40:32):
elvisturan in the Morning show. This season of Deadly's Catch
is one of the most shocking yet. Check out the
season premiere of Deadly Is Catch Tuesday, April twentieth at
eight on Discovery or stream it right now on Discovery
Plus and see the captain's fight for their survival. This
season of Deadly's Catch is one of the most shocking yet.
Check out the season premiere of Deadly Is Catch Tuesday,

(01:40:53):
April twentieth at eight on Discovery or stream it right
now on Discovery Plus and see the captain's fight for
their survival. All right, there you go the Friday Show.
Another week done. Let's get out into the weekend and
have some fun. All right, have a great weekend till Monday.
Say peace out everybody. Peace mane

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