The Day We Started Isolation Arguments

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Portions of this program are prerecorded. Gircher, Gircher, Gircher, Breakfast
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be relevant. I wish I could just complete a sentence.
You'll be you're getting naked, Yeah, just down my shirt.

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It wasn't that scandal. I feel no sexual desire right
now at all. Oh God, that was Grosster in the
Morning Show. Well, well, well, here we go, day number
two of us broadcasting from around the world. Hello, did

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he went out there in the world? Good morning, Gandhi,
Good morning, Hello there, Daniella, Good morning, Hi, Froggy, Good morning, Elvis. Hello,
Scary Hi. It looked there straight Nate back there High Street, Elvis.
So every morning, fingers are crossed and we're gonna, you know,
we count down three, two, one, and then the music

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starts and we just pray to God that it works.
And day so far. Look we're thirty seconds in and
we're all on the air. Good morning. Next a very
early morning text saying I got a request for your
first song of the day. They want to hear everything's
gonna be all right? Three little birds? Do we have all?
Let me hear some of that wet this place? It

(01:27):
a little bit. Okay, all right, man, come on, gandhi,
spark it up. I got it. Well. Welcome to Is
this Friday? Yeah? What day it is anymore? Here we
go right, wanna be all right? Rise us this morning?

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Just my witsurising, funny, really burning be by my don
so this sweet song a minute is fur and fring.
This is some that sad. She is thinking no word

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about the same. I was never litting gonna be all
right saying no word by the same, was ever living
gonna be all right this morning, my rising, it's bye bye.

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I didn't know this song was called three Little Birds
You don't worry about a tinging. I love it. What
a great way to start today. Hey, um, welcome to Friday.
It's one of those things where it's really Friday, and
I don't even know what day of the week it

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is anymore. It's just, oh, it's it's another day. I
thought it was Thursday, and I argued with my kids
about it yesterday. I go, guys, you're wrong. It's Thursday tomorrow.
No it's not. Mama'm like Thursday. Don't you hate when
those little bookers are right? Damn it? Damn well, anyway,
Welcome to the day. Let's go talk to our first
caller of the day. Genie is going into her last

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day of work for a while. Listen. Check in, Hi, Genie,
welcome to Friday. Hey everyone, how you se a little
too happy? Usually I have to be blessed. I'm still larking.
My bosses are working very digitently to figure out what
they're gonna do with us so we can at least
keep up paycheck and support our family. Um, but you know,

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unfortunately I'm always on the move. You know, I'm always cooking,
watching behind everybody. But you know, now I have to
kind of do some office work, which it kind of stinks.
But you know what, I'm just blessed that my boss
is really cool and their company is really supporting us. Oh.
I love hearing that. You know, it's not like that
for everyone. That's why we're here every day because luckily
we have cool bosses too, so far, so we're here

(04:48):
to do this. So Genie, once once you start a
new routine not going into work every day, are you
anticipating good things, bad things? What are you thinking it's
gonna look like for you? Um? I have three little
kids at home, so I'm I'm gonna be in the
trenches with my kids and trying to tell them that
they're gonna have to leave me alone, and you know,
trying to tuggle all of that on top of work.
So it's gonna be quite crazy. But you know what,

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my life's crazy as it is. I'm in the food industry.
So people in the food industry, no, we're just crazy people.
So yeah, I'm looking forward to spending more time with
my kids though, believe it or not, even though they're
gonna drive me nuts, I'm looking forward to spend some
family time. Well, good, Genie, Now what do you do
in the food industry? Can you tell us? I am
a project manager and a food service director for a

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higher education location. Oh so you run a cafeteria at Harvard.
I love that. Yeah, we're very close to Harvard. The
men and women that I serve every day are actually
people who will be serving our country, so I do
a lot for them to keep them healthy and happy
so they can go out and protect our country. Oh man,

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so you so you're it's like you're serving as well.
Would Genie? Thank you. It's an honor to have you
on with us, and we're going to send you an
Elvis dur In morning show short as soon as we
can hire someone to send these out. I don't know
if you guys stay safe and sound and um please
keeping I'm hoping your blosses keep keep it going because
you know what, even if I'm stuck home, you guys
are my number one station. Oh thank you so much, Genie.

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Hold on one second, someone's gonna get a wait. Do
we have a someone? I don't even know if we
have a someone. Yeah, it's Straight Late Straight Nate is
our someone today. Diamond's working from home. She's been doing
a lot since we've been dealing with this. You can
pick up our phones at home, well, she'll call them
from herself, so she's got a lot of people that
have her. I love how you know, if you see

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a big, tall mound of ants, like an ant, you know,
like an ant mound, if you put your foot down
in the middle of that, they will find a way
to reprogram their lives to fit around the damage. And
obviously we are a bunch of smart ants in this place.
I love it. This is great. Anyway, congratulations, I just
compared you all to a bunch of ants, So very nice.

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Anyway around the room. Let's start with Froggy. He's in
the bedroom. So what's going on with you today, Froggy?
You know, Elvis, I want to say that there is
good that comes out of things like this. And for example,
I'm noticing people spending time together, families getting together, people
are helping each other. There's an elderly person in my neighborhood.
People are stopping by at a distance and asking if

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they can help or pick up anything. I think that
good things are happening through all this bad, and maybe
that is the point in the in the end of
all this. Yeah, you know what, there's a lot of
bad going on, but there's a lot of good. And
you know what, as well, I can relate with your
friend because I think I was identified as the elderly
man in my neighborhood yesterday. I'm just another care basket

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shows up. I'll let you know. Froggy was talking about
how they're all sitting in their lawn chairs out on
their driveways and just talking to each other from across
the street, like there's a community of of love going
on there. I love that. It's like a big giant
block party. But from afar, what's up with you today, Gandhi. Well,
I'm starting to have a problem because I have been

(08:04):
trying to conserve all of my snacks, as I think
a lot of people are realizing we're supposed to be doing.
So I've started to look on my apps again for food,
and all of these new restaurants are now delivering. So
I think I spent an hour and a half yesterday
just scrolling through the different options of food and then
I ordered two dinners and I have him for myself
and I verified with Scary and he said this is
something he does all the time, that he'll stockpile food

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for a long amount of time from one seamless order.
So that's what I'm doing, and it's not good. I'm
going to come out of a company. There is something good?
There is. You just supported two different restaurants at one time. Yes,
so there is that. That's true. I am helping the community,
turning into a potato. There you go. What about you, Danielle?
What's on your mind today? So yesterday I went to
CBS because I had to get a couple of things.

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And you know, I've been isolating myself, staying away from people.
But I realized yesterday how serious it is because when
you go to check out at CBS, they put a
table between the checkout and the people, so in order
for you to actually check out, you have to kind
of throw your items to the cash register they can

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check it out because they do not want to be
anywhere near you. So it was so like like the
reality like to if it didn't set in before that,
I was like, whoa, this is no joke. Like it was.
It was really crazy. But it is so serious. It's
just it's insane. I agree. And but Danielle, look forward

(09:29):
to the day when you can go to CVS and
actually reach across the counter and tongue kiss whoever's back there.
I can't wait. When can we get back to this?
That sounds like a lot of fun. Shall we get
into horoscopes? How do we do that? We have horoscopes? Yeah.
It's Ruby Rose's birthday today. Happy birthday, Capricorn. Be open

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to advice from others. It's important to always gain new
perspectives on issues you're dealing with. Your date isn't eight Aquarius.
You have a lot on your mind. Confide in those
around you and you will feel much better. Your day
is a nine. Hey Pises reach out to those who
have not connected in a while. It's important maintain those
special relationships. Your days at ten aries. There are several

(10:13):
things on your to do list, so don't get flustered
if you can't finish them all. Your day is an
eight Taurus. A new phase in your personal or professional
life may begin. Be open to new possibilities. Your date
is a seven gentle and I take a step back
from things that are stressing you out. It's okay to
take a personal day. Your day is a ten cancer.
You're feeling happy and enthusiastic. Use that energy to take

(10:35):
care of your obligations. Your date is a seven Leo.
A desire to do good may inspire you to research
some charities, find one that speaks to you, and get
to work. Your day is an eight Virgo. Your days
have been feeling very routine, so set a new goal
for yourself. This is going to give you something to
work towards. Your date is a nine Libra. You may
be faced with a new challenge today. While this is exciting,

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make sure you don't rush through it. Your day is
a seven right Scorpio. Travel and adventure are on your mind.
Start to plan a trip you've always dreamed of taking.
Your date is a ten Sagittarius. You may be feeling
misunderstood by those around you. Instead of getting frustrated, be
patient and focus on other things. Your day is a nine.
And those on your Friday morning horoscopes. Ooh, you started

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darthing at the very end. That's a new word we
use darthing. That's okay, we'll reset and d Darth did
you d Darthy? Can I hear you? Gandhi? She's in
the process. Hello, Hello, Hello, Arthy, It's gonna be another day.

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All right, let's get into the three things you need
to know from Darth Vader yank you. Let's go all right. So,
right now, there are more than thirteen thousand confirmed cases
of coronavirus in the US. That is a huge spike
that's upt in one day, and experts are saying right
now we might be at a pivotal point in the
curve where we will see if we had the direction
of South Korea toward recovery or the root of Italy

(12:02):
where we know what's going on there right now. So far,
they're saying that the countries that have done the best
job containing the spread have used for measures that's easy
access to testing, contact tracing, clear science based messaging, and
a commitment to social distancing and self isolating, so we
can really only control the social distancing and self isolating. Obviously,
we had an issue with some of the messaging in

(12:23):
the beginning. We're getting better about it now, but we
really really need to do our best to stay away
from each other so that we can contain this. There
is good news though, Medics in India seem to have
succeeded in curing coronavirus patients with a mix of HIV,
swine flu and malaria medications. So right now we're waiting
on the FDA and some other health organizations to investigate
whether or not this is something that we can implement

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here as well. And finally, doctors say that you should
keep doing something at home right now to strengthen your
self defense your immune system, and that is self pleasuring. Also,
marijuana sales have jumped while people are staying at home,
and doctors say that stress pooping could actually be something
that's causing the run on toilet paper. To make sense,

(13:05):
stress pooping now is happening. Stress pooping. You've never been
so stressed that you're like, oh, I gotta go. Never
when I get stressed, I can go days without pooping.
Oh wow, you can go either way. You can go,

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you can go, you don't go. So we're hearing that
self pleasure is good. Also, stress pooping is going to
happen and right, so maybe you do those things together.
You have to stress, poop and then to calm yourself
down and boost your immune system. You self pleasure. Now
I can't do He's done at home. They have to
be separate, all right. Well, so Danielle's in her basement,

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Froggy's in his guest bedroom, Gandhi's in her living room.
I'm in my kitchen, and Scary and and uh Straighten
eight are at Master Control. Thank you guys for going in.
Thank you Jeff for getting us on the air today.
Scottie b is running our production from his house, and
we have Brody texting in when he has something funny
to say, and we have Garrett checking in with us,

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We have Diamond checking in with us, and we have
a producer, Sam checking in with us. So we're everywhere.
We're everywhere and nowhere at the same time. But we're
gonna have a Friday show. Are you guys ready? For
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and running. In Italy, they're still singing from their balconies
and what we do here, Yeah, I made I made
sausage and peppers last night, and I feel like I'm
doing my part to help out. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, Yeah,
what'd you have for dinner last night? Danielle? Oh, I
made chicken. You know what I got? I got shaken bake.
I haven't had shaken and I'll actually know. It was

(15:35):
pork chops. It was so good. That's awesome shaken bake.
You know it's you know, Gandhi's telling us that we're
supposed to self pleasure. So Froggy just ordered shake no bake.
So yeah, and uh, I'll check in with Gandhi and
see what it was on your menual last night. Let's
go talk to Luke on line twenty four. He has
his own feel good before producer Sam gives us hers, Hey,

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we love that. Hey, Luke, how you doing this more morning?
I'm good, Good morning. How are you guys? We're doing well,
We're actually doing very well. All right, so what's your
feel good? What do you have? So first I want
to say thank you guys for you know, staying on
the air and doing everything you can and you're working
hard and that's it's it's wonderful what you guys are

(16:19):
and knowing you're there. It's the best thing ever. Um. So,
I just moved to a new town in New Jersey
and high Bridge, New Jersey, and I know where that is. Yeah,
it's a wonderful little town. And missus Franks, who is
a high Bridge Middle School counselor, m posted on the
town facebook page to do a heart hunt and it's

(16:41):
really simple to do. And what she suggested was to
cut out hearts, decorate them, right, messages, do whatever you want,
and then tape them to the windows that are facing
the street and then people that drive by, people that
go on walks. You know, it's a way for you know,
to show we're all in this to together and um,

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you know, it just brings a little positivity, and you know,
it's a way for the kids. They can get out
and they can count the hearts and they can just
be outside and enjoy a little bit of togetherness but
still socially distant, you know, in a safe way. Gandhi's vadering, Well, look,

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I think that is a good idea. And I know
Highbridge is one of those towns where the windows are
like right on the road because it's an old town.
And and I will tell you there's a huge it
used to be a bank. It's a bank building and
now it's a it's a wine store. Are they open,
do they have hearts in the window? Because I'm ahead
over her today, they have to stop down and steck
it out myself personally. You know. You know what can

(17:44):
I tell you, guys? What's kind of funny about this
call from Luke is? Luke is you know I'm in
the middle of nowhere at the farm Luke and Highbridge,
New Jersey is a like a five minute drive from
where I'm sitting right now. It's the strangest thing anywhere
in the world, he could be. You're right up the street, Luke.
I'm gonna I'm gonna drive into Highbridge today and Luke
for the hearts in the windows, and thanks for that.

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Thanks for that. I think that's a great idea. And
I hope you have a great weekend to thank you
you guys as well, and thank you again for everything.
And we'll have a love a bottle of wine once
the soul is over. No, I'm not waiting. I'm gonna
have one right now, all right, Thank you very much.
Have a great day, Luke, and keep listening to us. Okay,
let's go talk to producer Sam. She's got to feel good.

(18:29):
I like that. It's like she's got to feel good?
Did you bring the cash? What do you have going
on today? Producer Sam? How are you? I'm doing well, guys,
I miss you wonderful. Well, we don't miss you because
you're right here. I love the fact that you have
a phone that works. So who do you have in
your facus today? Go? All right? So this is actually
something I know a lot of people are doing, and

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this is so wonderful. New York College students Liam Elkland
and Simone Policano have been on break like most others
out there, and decided to do something really valuable with
their time. They managed to gather thirteen hundred volunteers to
deliver groceries and medicines to older and more vulnerable people.

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They call themselves Invisible Hands, and if you're in the
New York area, they have a website where people in
need can submit what they need help with, and then
the items and money are exchanged at the door, so
there's no direct interaction, and the volunteers will actually stick
around to check on the people and chat with them
from a safe distance to make sure they're okay and

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not feeling How wonderful is that? Wow? I know? And
I second hold on, how many volunteers did they get
together thirteen hundred? Oh my god. There's like a screening
process and a questionnaire you have to answer to make
sure everyone, you know, everyone's doing what they should know.

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Irresponsible volunteers are being accepted. And I think it's so
great they do that. It's just really amazing. And I
know there are other people the community is doing similar things.
So I'm really impressed by a lot of us right now.
All right, very good. I like how you said that.
I'm impressed by a lot of us. That's good of us. Yeah,

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we love you, Sam, Thank you so much. I have
a beautiful weekend, and we'll talk to you and we'll
talk to you soon. Okay, bye babies, Okay, bye bye.
There you go. Sam. That's a lot to do good
in the past five minutes. We have to counterbalance that.
Come back and do some bad TACKI stit stuff. Can
we do that? All right? Uh? Should we take a break? Yeah,

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I'm trying that zoom program so I can do a
little virtual happy hour with friends today. If anyone wants

(22:18):
to stop buy anyone that's fun. Yeah, well you know, no,
it's not working that way. So I'm kind of excited
about that. We're about to get into the Danielle Report.
Daniel what do you have coming up? Oh my gosh,
I'm so excited because we're getting a Christmas movie marathon

(22:38):
to help us get through the Hallmark channel to our rescue.
All right, So before you make fun of that, don't
I know. I'm a total fruitcake. But here's what I'm
doing today. I saw this on Twitter. I'm putting up
Christmas lights this weekend. Good are you you should? What?
I mean? Why Froggy Because I need I need a
little Christmas write this very minute. I'll tell you what's
weird is yesterday the ice cream Man was going through

(23:00):
our neighborhood and he was playing Christmas music on the
ice cream truck, jingle Silent Night, and I'm like, um,
don't you have other ice cream music? It's not I
don't know, silent Night. Maybe it's kind of a downer
from the ice cream Man. It's like movie. All right,
we're having some phone problems. We're trying to get a

(23:21):
Diamond on to tell us what today is. I do know.
I'm gonna give you a little secret. Today is uh
National Ravioli Day. Yeah the Diamond. Are you there, hi, Diamond, Yes,
we can hear you on its National Ravioli Day. All right,
So what else are we doing today, Diamond? What else
is happening? Today? Is International Day of Happiness, Um, you

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and brought this into effect in two thousand and twelve.
They wanted everyone to use their happiness to contribute to
the nations, the United Nations, all across the world. So
wondering what happened on that date that made us need
a National Happiness Day? Was a sad day? They don't
say which is really weird. Right, something big had you

(24:04):
have happened? We look at God? Yeah? Um? And then
hold on now I'm like going back and forth. Okay,
it's National Proposal Day. You know. Promposal Day was maybe
what two three weeks ago? I brought it up on
the show. So today's a day for people to propose
from marriage. Yes, which is really weird too, like what like,

(24:27):
you know, it's really weird. Then you go to World
Storytelling Day, which I think is really cool because a
lot of families are home with their children from school
and you're telling them stories. So this will be really
good for us to like get into right, a lot
of cries. I've been doing that online as well. They've
been telling stories online. Yeah. So my favorite day now,

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you mentioned Ravioli Day, which I'm pretty sure everyone has
at least a can of ravioli in their house right now,
because I can. Are you gonna have shift? Are Are
you guys kidding lunch of a kid kidding? No? No,
you're right, you know what, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't

(25:09):
mind it can go. So my favorite day on the
list of today is, um, won't you be my neighbor? Day?
It's mister Rogers birthday. I love that. Unfortunately mister Rogers
is getting over the virus. Oh my god. And then

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it's also French Language Day, which I think, yeah, another
day for us to, you know, teach the kids different languages,
and today could be French language. We are we very nice,
all right? So we have Ravioli Day. It's mister Rogers birthday.
It's proposed to the one you want to marry day.

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We get a busy day. You guys ready for the day.
I think we are ready to go. All right, Thank
you so much, Diamond. Do you have a great morning,
Thanks for helping yourself from home. Okay, love you too.
Tell your dad we said, hiya, her dad's great. I
love this text. Froggy, do you have the sad music
ready to go? Yeah? No, you're ready. The text says, Elvis,

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don't put Christmas lights up. More people are at home,
which means more people will use the power grid, and
we don't want to blackout. Okay, hit the button. Come on,
let me put on my Christmas Why are you trying
to yuck my yum? Anyway, I'm gonna put them up anywhere.
I just I won't leave him on all day. Okay,
I'll just use them intermittently. All right, let's get into

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the Danielle Report. Danielle, what's going on? Yes, all right?
So Homework Channel says, you know what, we need a
little Christmas right now. So they're gonna give us a
Christmas movie marathon. It's gonna go for a couple of days,
twenty seven original holiday films, starting today at twelve o'clock
Eastern time. And it's gonna run today. You're gonna get
him sometimes tomorrow, different times one day. So just check

(27:01):
the local listings for your Hallmark channel. And uh yeah,
it's gonna be exciting. I cannot wood. It's gonna be scary, scary.
Pulled up from Christmas music, Danielle. She's getting me all
ready for the season. So excited, almost excited. I can't wait.
My kids are gonna be so confused today when the
TV's on and the Christmas movies are on. But I
don't care, all right. Anthony Hopkins posted a video he's

(27:24):
playing the piano for his cat while in quarantine. This
is what we're doing. We're doing to keep ourselves busy.
So that's what he's doing. So Ellen Degenerous has actually
been calling all her celebrity friends. The other day she
called justin Timberlake's house, I know she called. She called
a couple of other people's houses. So yesterday she checked
in on Adam Levine because it was his birthday, so

(27:44):
she called him to say hello. Here's what it sounded like.
It's Ellen, happy birthday, Thank you. What are you doing.
I'm just sitting there enjoying my wonderful family. Oh that's lovely,
and Christina not much than that. Yeah, that was about
the phone calls. Luzy day. It was a busy day.

(28:07):
Shack showed up on a first grade class's FaceTime lesson.
That was pretty cool. Family. He's a friend of one
of the students family, so that was awesome. Um So,
a lot of people are doing TikTok. A lot of celebrities,
especially celebrities with kids, are doing TikTok with their kids,
like j Loo and Jessica album Mariah, I know, Miley
Cyrus has been doing a lot of TikTok. So Harry

(28:27):
Styles is in self isolation right now, but he's in
it with friends. He says, he has a little pod
with some of his friends and they're doing music. They're
doing games. They're also doing face masks Elvis and not
only that, he's learning Italian and he's taking sign language classes.
Oh my god, could he be hotter? Let me ask
you a question, even if you had to like risk it,

(28:48):
which celebrity would you do? Right now? Go anyone to
be a Hemsworth? We all think, okay, Hemsworth, All right,
let's risk it. And some other people are giving us
at home concerts. Global citizens doing the Together at Home
Concert series. We saw Chris Martin do it the other day.
We've got now Horn, Charlie Pooth, Common, they all been

(29:08):
doing them on Instagram live. So keep looking for those
because those are on the way. And unfortunately a lot
of things that some people love are not coming back
because of the coronavirus. Playboy is actually done. Next issue
will be their last print issue. I'm sorry, Froggy. After
that it will be old digital. You just said the

(29:29):
self pleasuring was good for your health, and now they're
going to stop Playboy the weekend. That's a new album
out tonight today. You may want to get your hands
on that. Maybe it's comforting for you. Cardie Bees, Instagram's
always entertaining. As she went head first into Jenga, so
co Jack that out looks like she really hurt herself.

(29:51):
It really does look like she hurt herself. So go
watch it when you get a chance. On your television
this weekend. I've got a lot of new things on Netflix.
Of course, You've got The Blacklist, a in Idol, The
Walking Dead, and it is the season finale of Curb
Your Enthusiasm. UM. Next hour, we're gonna talk about what
some other celebrities have been doing UM with their time.
You're not alone. Celebrities have to isolate as well, so

(30:12):
that should make you feel a little bit better. Have
you guys noticed that Outbreak is the number one film
on Netflix right now? Yeah? Yes, yet is that a
little strange? Is it just me? Outbreak? Do we want
to watch that? That would freak the hell out of me? Yeah?
And then the other day so I Contagion was one
that was suggested for me to watch, Like, I don't
want to watch that right now? All these like, is

(30:33):
it like watching videos on YouTube on how to tie
a tie? It's teaching us how to get through an outbreak.
I don't know, people, I don't know. Let's test Gandhi's
microphone because we've been having Hello, Hello, can you hear me?
That's that's loud. It's very loud and distorted. Turn it
down again? What about no? No? Yeah? How about now

(30:55):
counter four one two, three four A little bit? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't know this is what we get? Uh, but
you sound good there? Okay, so I'll hold the mic
like here? Does that work? Yeah? I don't know what
we should do. She's social distancing from her microphone. You're

(31:17):
Mike distancing. That sounds like a name from a sportscaster,
Mike distancing. Okay, okay, So if you're if you're wondering,
Danielle's in her basement today, Gandhi's in her living room,
and Froggy's in his bedroom. I'm in my kitchen, so
everyone's a while. You'll hear me putting ice in a
cup or something. Sorry, someone actually heard my crig earlier.
It was like it was not a vibrator. I promise.

(31:41):
So I'm trying to sign I'm downloading zoom. I'm gonna
get this going because I've heard not only can we
do a virtual happy hour later today, but you can
open it to the public. Is this true? Yes? I
believe so yeah. Wow, Wow. Okay, okay, I'm gonna put
this together. I'm gonna organize this. I feel pretty good
about that. Um, let's see what else is going on.

(32:03):
Oh uh. Producer Sam says she watched Outbreak. Terrible idea.
Do not watch that. Don't do it, not a chance.
Rody says today is a great day to teach his
daughter how to drive because there's no one on the streets.
So maybe there's someone in your life you want to
teach how to drive a stick. Take him out of
the street, that room, or take him to the back
room and drive their stick. There is that a pinis show?

(32:27):
I think it is that. They said you're supposed to
be doing that right now, didn't they frog? Yeah, but
he said drive your own stick. It didn't say somebody
else drive it for you. You teach yourself. Yeah, it's
as long as someone to drive and stick. We're happy.
We're good. Straight and eight. We need to get into
the three things, all right, thank you, straight night, Let's

(32:48):
get into the three things you need to know from
Gandhi and hopefully her microphone will work here we go hopefully,
all right, guys, The governor of California is ordering nearly
forty million people who live there to stay home in
an effort to slow the spread of the coronavirus. People
will still be allowed, yes, agreed, they were already doing
it in Los Angeles and San Francisco. People are still
going to be allowed to do essential task to like

(33:10):
go to the store pick up medicine. Of course, you
can go out and go for walks. Police are not
going to be enforcing the order, but everybody is hoping
that social pressure will regulate the behavior. And this is
happening because there was a projection that fifty six percent
of the population could get infected over an eight week
period if they didn't do something to slow it down.
That's twenty five and a half million people, so they

(33:30):
are trying to slow it down. Bank of America is
going to pause on mortgage payments to help homeowners as
the virus outbreak spread. So if you are a customer
of Bank of America, you just need to request a
deferment to have the current payment tacked onto the end
of the loan. They're also going to refund late fees
on credit cards. And finally, we know that there has
been a shortness in Corona to virus testing kits. So

(33:54):
now a company in Texas is developing an at home
testing kit that they're going to start selling next week.
If you pass a few qualification questions, it'll be one
hundred and thirty five dollars and then they'll ship it
to you in two days and results should come back
to you within seventy two hours. So that's some good new.
Do we think this is real? I mean, this is legit.
It looks legit. If it is not, I'm gonna stop

(34:14):
telling people about it. You're sounding weird. Oh it was
before when she was vaderized. O, what're about here? No,
put the microphone up to your mouth and just turn
it up a little bit. Hello. Okay, I'm gonna turn
this up. Okay, okay, okay, all right, well those are

(34:37):
your three things. Yeah, all right, we're gonna work. We're
gonna work on Gandhi's mic we'll take a break. And
we do have a free trip phone tap on the way.
Believe it or not, we're giving away free trips to
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(34:57):
We're having a Friday. We'll be back after this, Elvis.
Are you feeling saucy today? Danielle? Does anyone know this? Man?
Rugg Now I understand why the wild eat? They're young, Gandhi.
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(35:40):
doing niffling into the microphone? Heyst sniffling into the microphone?
Stop that? Or was it sniffing something? He's gonna it's
kind of weird because I know in New York we're
gonna hit seventy today, seventy five, seventy five gonna be
seventy six, So seventy six in some places. Wow, Well,

(36:03):
I'm looking out across the field. Next you know, I'm
at the farm and it's it's really eerie. Because there's
a lot of fog because it's you know, it's getting
warmer outside. I mean, it looks like it could be Halloween.
This is frightening. I'm waiting for someone. I'm waiting for
someone in a clown mask to show up and scare
the crap out of me anyway across from me, and

(36:25):
usually they're right there. There's it's so foggy, there's nothing. Yeah,
it's like my brain. You know what I think? Last night? Uh,
I can't drink wine to night because last night I
had wine night. I don't know about you guys. Are
you drinking more than you used? Didn't drink? No drink.
I'm going to what's that, Danielle? I think this weekend
I might because we have this thing where every night

(36:50):
around six o'clock there's drama. Okay, I'll fill you in.
This is behind the same stuff. Okay, someone will call
it six o'clock ago. Okay, here's why we can't do
the show to a row. I'm like, yeah, but it's
always at six. So last night I made sure I
had not one drop of alcohol in me at six
so I could be prepared and focused, and right around
six fifteen, you could hear in the background, like we

(37:16):
had it all cleared up by eight though, didn't we? Right?
I think eight o'clock drama was over? Yeah? What about
what about you, Nate? Did you have late night drama
because of you? Well, and because of everything that we've
been going through. Right, So yeah, you know, and we're
all fighting. There's people like THEA and Mark and you know,
we're all just trying to keep this show on the
air and doing whatever it takes. And everybody's been so great.

(37:38):
Let me finish your sentence. They're fighting for us. We're
not all fighting. No, No, that's what I meant. Everybody's
fighting to keep this show on the air. Yeah, and
we have so many people who are just doing everything
they can to keep our show on the air. So
let's have a show. Um, let's go talk to Liz.
Liz is at home with her kids and she's now
their teacher. Let's see how this is working out for

(37:59):
miss Liz. Hi, Liz, how's it going today? Good morning? Good?
How are you? I think we're okay? Okay? So, how
many kids do you have? I have two girls and
they're twin seven year olds? Oh lord, I mean that's great.
Second grade yes, second grade is very hard. Um. It

(38:20):
feels like it was my fourth grade. Okay, all right, yeah, yeah,
second grade? Is that it's the new fourth grade? Or
is it the other way around? So what are you
teaching them right now? What are you? What are they
doing for homework? We are learning um, mass, we're learning um,
rows and columns, a raise and um. And if you,

(38:45):
if you have a piece of paper, I could ask
you to do one. Oh yeah, okay, hold on about
your paper up? Yeah? Are you guys up for a
little while? Sure? Sure, all right, here's the piece of paper.
Go right ahead, listen, construct a rectangle with five rows
of two tiles. Five rows of two tiles. Okay, I

(39:08):
got it. So we have to make a rectangle out
of five rows of two tiles. So but so two
like two tiles is a rectangle rectangle in itself, isn't it? Well?
I think we have a bad connection. We have a
bad connection. Can we do something visual? Yeah? What else

(39:29):
do you have? Yeah? Being on the radio doing the
visual one? Give us to give us something that you
can just ask, like a question like if Mary had
two apples kind of thing. Um. Every seven year old

(39:49):
rows and construct tiles and and do you know what
you're doing? I mean, I mean are you being successful?
Are you successful at this? Um? The teachers actually created
a Facebook group and they're posting videos and that has
been super helpful. I'm working full time, so it's been

(40:11):
a juggle. Wow. Well, look hold it together, and I'm
sorry we all fail miserably. Danielle, did you get any
of that? No? But I've been asking my ten year
old in my case, so, um, you've been doing this
online schooling? Do you need any help? And he's like, no,
Mama got this. I think he's afraid that I'm gonna
make him fail if he asks. And Gandhi, you're brilliant.

(40:32):
You should be able to answer what she asked us right.
I didn't have a pen or paper near me. I
had it in my head, the rectangles. You can't you
I know, I can't dry it. I don't have anything
to draw right now. I drew it in my head.
I can get count the count as great when you
buy someone at present, but you really don't. I wanted

(40:54):
to buy that for you, but I thought about Well listen,
best of luck for you in the kids, and please,
next time you call us, don't have any any math questions.
We can't handle it. Okay, thank you so much. I
listened to you guys every morning, and you make this
a little bit more sane. Well, thank you. I think
we just made everyone a little more insane. But it's okay.
We'll get back, have a great day. You tell your

(41:16):
kids all right, bye bye? Well, yeah, god, if we do,
we need to go back to school. Is that what
we're gonna do with our time out? I mean, I
don't know what to do. I feel so stupid. I
do like the let's learn a new language or sign language,
something like that. We're all about to have a like
a renaissance period. It'll be great. Did you think we're
about to enter the renaissance period? I don't know. I

(41:38):
see this going two ways, Like half the population is
going to come out with a new skill, and half
the population is going to come out stupider. This is
a deciding moment. We're going to find out what happens.
What do you think scary? I think that this is
going to be a time where somebody comes up with
a major invention and then we're gonna be hearing about
it a couple of years later. Say, hey, remember when
we were going through that time we were all quarantined
to our houses. Somebody thought of like, and it's gonna

(42:01):
be revolutionary. I don't know what that here was. Well,
I have a list of things we need right now
to keep the show on the air. We have a
whole list of things. I don't know, but it is
interesting to know that while we're doing our show, just
like Liz, we're also doing household things. For instance, I'm
sitting here looking in at the text messages. I'm looking
at you guys on Skype, I'm looking at the news,

(42:21):
and over here I smell my trash. I'm like, I
gotta take my trash out. So next let me play
a song. I'll be taking my trash out. You know
what I'm saying. You gotta put the vitamins out. The
vitamins out for the kids because I know they're going
to get up soon and they need their breakfast. I'm like, oh,
I gotta put their vitamins out and buy their breakfast.
Said oh good. I Actually I don't know if you

(42:42):
guys notice it, but when I was trying to fix
some things, I moved my computer and there was a
view of what I did food wise, like damage last
night sitting right at the corner of my couch. So
I cleaned that up real quick. Okay, that's good. Now, Froggy,
what are you? What are you doing? A household wise,
Lisa just walked in here and said, Hey, when you
get a second, can you feed the dogs. I'm like,
wait a second, I'm at work. I'm like, you can

(43:03):
feed the dogs. Seriously, what is she doing? I don't know.
Does she asked me, when you get a second, can
you feed the pups? I'm like, no, no no, no, you
can do that. No, No, really is she working today?
What is she doing? No, she would sitting on the couch. Oh,
come on, now, that's not fair. I don't know. So,

(43:26):
since I'm in the light radio station, they have the
biggest Christmas library in the world because they go all
Christmas for like three months. So we have every song
at our fingertips right now. We need a little Christmas
writes this very minute. Do we have that? Oh? No,
really get into this. Oh my god, again, this is

(43:52):
good stocking. I shing things, but the halls again, God
bless Johnny Mathis. Oh, we have a bunch of fruitcakes.
They're white. Hello, people are calling for Christmas. It's not

(44:15):
a single light side. Oh fruitcake, we already have that. Hey,

(44:39):
hell all right, I think we got a Christmas coming
from the light. The Christmas light station is here. Just
walked in over here. Hi, comy. He's like, what are
you doing. You're stealing my cake? Yeah, we played Christmas
songs yesterday. Great, we stole that from you. The idea
of playing Christmas music is it's your but we'll borrow that. Well,

(45:01):
there you go. A little Christmas that was far. Lady
down the block that still has her Christmas decorations outside,
she's not so stupid after all, No, not at all.
Let's go talk to Jay. She is on line five. Scary.
Oh no, she maybe this is more our speed. So Jay,
her daughter is not seven? Or your your child is

(45:22):
not seven? You're your your your child is three years old? Jay? Jay? Jay?
Hello Jay? Hello Jay? All right? Hang up by Jay?
That wasn't Jay. Who was that? Who was that? I
don't know where did Jay go? Not? Jay is not talking.

(45:46):
I think, okay, it doesn't matter. They're listening to the
radio and it's like, okay, let's let's move on. Let's
move on. Let's get into the three things we need
to know you're listening to Dana Verto of our show,
just falling off a cliff. I don't care, It's all good,
all right, gandhi. If your microphone works, let's get to

(46:09):
three things. We need to know what's going on. All right.
If it stops working, you guys, just scream and I'll
be quiet. We will now thank you. There are more
than thirteen thousand confirmed cases of coronavirus here in the US.
That is a forty percent jump in one day. Now
more people are getting tested, which means we're going to
have more positives. But experts are saying we're at a
pivotal point in the curve where we're going to see

(46:30):
right now how things end up being in this country.
Are we going to go the direction of Italy where
they're having some serious trouble, or are we going to
go the direction of South Korea? Now here's the deal.
There are four factors that they say contributed to the
success in South Korea, and those four measures are easy
access to testing, contact tracing, clear science based messaging, and
a commitment to social distancing and self isolating. So that's

(46:53):
why we all need to stay home as much as
we possibly can stay away from people as much as
we can. Still go for a walk at your fresh air,
but keep your disc Since Italy's death poll just passed China's,
so we need to learn some lessons from other people,
you know, Gandhi, there's something interesting going on. I heard
this on the news last night, you know, on nine
to eleven, or at any time when we've had a
huge disaster happened, we have the first responders. Believe it

(47:14):
or not, we are now all the first responders because
this thing will change because of what we do or
what we don't do. So the last thing you read
about on the list of things we need to do
separating from other people, that's what you have to do.
And people are slowly starting to understand that. Do that
faster and we'll be much better off. All right, back
to you. The faster we do it, the better it'll be.

(47:36):
The Olympic Flame is now on its way to Japan.
Even though this year the Olympics remain in doubt, obviously
because of the coronavirus pandemic. The Japanese Prime Minister said
it's still going to happen, but there are going to
be three stops with this flame. Today and there will
be at an airbase in northern Japan when it arrives.
And finally, we were talking about this earlier, but there
are some things you can do at home to boost

(47:57):
your immune system. Obviously, vitamins are going to help you
self pleasure and if you have a significant other, pleasure
them as well, because apparently that strengthens your body's fences
and it'll help us all get through this, not only
just keep you entertained, but boost your immune system as well.
So that's a good thing. And I hope if you're
at home you're taking care of yourself or someone else,
so you know, be healthier. Drink water in masterbait. Just

(48:21):
when I'm hearing rate gargle with water. Okay, I think
Jay is back on. If Jay is cool, we'll move
on with Jay. Jay. Are you there? Can you hear me? Yes?
Can you hear me very well? Are all right? So?
J had a mother of a seven year old call
earlier and we could not figure out their homework. But

(48:42):
your child three years old, so maybe this is more
our speed. What do you have? Um, Yes, he's three.
He turns four in like two weeks and he gets
a homework packet. Every week with like fourteen pages in it.
They want him writing full on sentences. Okay at three Wow,
they want to help by sounding the words out and

(49:03):
writing full on sentences. Okay, give us an example. Let's
let's try this. Oh no, it just says parents help
your kids write three sentences or more and it's a
blanche the paper. So if we write three sentences, we're
done for the day. I think, well, no, you have
to do two pages a day. They want you teaching

(49:24):
your kid which object can hold more fluid, which object
is heavier. That's very hard to explain to us three
year old. Wow, so is not very fun in our house,
I feel, So are you do you have other duties?
Are you working from home as well? In addition to
I go to work full time? Wow? So my son

(49:47):
is a daycare during the day. Sony, Lets you and
I reconsider that having the kid thing. Let's not do that, Okay,
I'm not planning on it, all right? Thank you, Jay,
thanks for calling. Uh No, and imagine being a parent
and teaching your kids right now? Yeah that's well yeah yeah,
And it's hard for a parent to teach when they're drunk.

(50:10):
Yeah it is. I posted at me the other day
that said, oh, where are all the have a or
said haven't heard from the When are you going to
have children? Being a parent is the greatest joy in life?
Crowd in a while, where y'all at? Oh? Now Daniel
still loves her kids. Oh, I gotta say, I'm enjoying.
But mine are older, so you can't. You know the

(50:32):
ones who have to constantly occupy their kids. That's that's
a lot right now. I have to admance it. We're
a lot lot of work. All right, Well, look, uh,
we need some poetry on this show. I think we
need to sing along. I wouldn't mind u uh flushing
the format today. I mean, we've got things we can
be doing. Oh did I get your attention when flushing
the format? Yea? All right, Big Daddy's thinking. Uh, textas

(50:57):
what do you want to hear on the show? Textas
at fifty five one. Let's take a break. We'll be
back right after this. Elvis in the Morning Show, Elvis
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(52:44):
email comes to us from Alex. All right, Alex Scary Jones,
as mister Michael Oppenheimer, our residents annoying telemarketer, we'll be
calling your dad to sell him something. Who knows or
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this is the first Michael Oppenheimer phone tap where the
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(53:05):
phone tap. Here we go. Hello, this is far Can
I help you? Ah, Yes, good afternoon. This is mister
Michael Openheimer with ninety said dot com. How are you
doing today, sir? Will I have The mister flex flexible
flashlight here for sale for just nine dollars and ninety
five cents. You can be light where you needed. How

(53:28):
does that sound to you? It sounds like, why are
you calling me on my cell phone trying to tell
me stuff because your name was on a list of
people to be called today that you might be interested
in this product. I'm not interested in anybody calling me
on my cellphone trying to sell me something, So could
you do me a faveryone getting Albula. It's got a
high intensity crypt on bulb. I got flashlights. You can

(53:52):
get a sun tan with perfect for autos reading home.
I don't drive. I walk everywhere I go. Maybe while
you'rexing the toilet under the sink, I have somebody that
comes in to do that kind of stuff. The mister
flex flexible flashlight beams light into any orifice. Maybe you
could shine that light up your ass of the beams

(54:12):
lighted to any orifice. It has a goose neck handle,
making it able to bend and reach deep into dark
nooks and crannies, so it sounds suitable to do deep
bee spots on. You should try it sometimes, sir, mister
flex flashlight features a flat two and a half inch
magnetic base for hands free use. Oh yes, sir, And

(54:33):
if you act now, you get the second one free.
You mean I can get two of something I don't want.
How many would you like to purchase today, sir? Thirty six?
I just want a ball one for everyone that lives
in my town. So I think if we just gave
a whole bunch of these flashlights up, maybe they might
have left me meta and well maybe then I could

(54:54):
everybody's life. Well, how would you like to pay for these, sir?
I'll trade my wife form because I won't need any
work of them everybody else's wife you we accept credit
card obviously, or CD cash on delivery, sir? How about
you to take my wife instead? How about this? Let's
get your information and we'll get your order processed immediately.

(55:15):
How does that sound? You know? I would almost say
that I would hire you as a sales guy for
my company. You have a company, sir, you're amazing. You're
doing the wrong thing. You need to go at him
sell something that daisy better commissions or something. Why is that, sir?
Because you know I can't believe I'll focus you on
it's it's unbelievable. I can hardly stay focused on this
end of the conversation. It's also great for emergency lighting

(55:38):
and camping outdoors. Do you camp, sir? No? But I
get a big refrigerator box or something and me and
my kids go camping and we hang out in it. Well, yeah,
it kind of closes a problem when we actually make
a campfire inside. My wife gets pretty upset. And that's
the reason why I want to trade if it's thirty
six hundred of year flashlights, so I can get them
out to everyone in my neighborhood and play with their lives. See, like,

(56:01):
as focused as you are on the mister flex flexible flashlight,
that's how focused I I'm on some of the hot
moms in town, okay, because there's some real hotties. I
gotta dude, you really you need to come to my
town and take a look at some of the moms
around there. You ever hear the phrase and mills? Okay,
But I'm here to sell you the mister flex flexible flashlight.

(56:23):
I don't want to buy the mister flexible flexible flashlight.
You know. Can you do me a sailor what's that?
Can you send me your resume. Why is that because,
to be honest with you, you have been the most
focused telemarketing guy I've ever heard in my life. I
can't believe how you haven't hung off on me yet
You're still sticking with it. Every time you say something,

(56:44):
you'll lead back to the mister flex flexible flashlight. You
said it so many times even I know what it's
called at this point, and I'm telling you I won't
give you a job. You'll make one hundred thousand dollars
a year. One hundred thousand dollars a year. Think about
how many mister flex flexible flashlights you can buy with that,
I'm sir, I get commissioned on the sale of each one.
If you buy thirty six hundred, maybe I should stay

(57:05):
at this job. I'm not gonna buy thirty six hundred.
How that, I'm not gonna buy any But if you
send me your resume, I will give you a job
and you will make one hundred thousand dollars a year. Really,
some of the sales people I've had to work for
me are humongous idiots and they make eighty thousand dollars
a year. Wow, Oh, I must say you've been quite

(57:26):
the customer here you're all for. I gotta tell you
something I really ensure like chatting with you too, if
you really want to know the truth. And we've enjoyed
phone tapping you. Oh awesome, this is scary. Jones Wells
ran in the Morning show you got phone tapped life
by your thirteen year old son Alex. No, that was great.

(57:46):
I can't believe that. That's too funny. Oh thank god
that turned out okay. At the end he's laughing. Sometimes
they don't laugh anyway, Thank you, Scary for that. Best
of in our phone tap vault, let's go talk to
Andrea online one. We got some news for Andrew. Andrea.

(58:06):
You are caller one hundred, just one a trip for
two to anywhere you want to go in Florida. This
is amazing. Did she just use the effort? No? I
do not she did. Okay, Well, next time, feel free. Hey, So, yeah,
you can go anywhere. You don't have to choose your
destination now. But thanks to our friends at visit Florida

(58:28):
dot com, you're taking your trip. Thank you so much
for listening to us. Thank you. I already know where
I'm going, Key West, Where are you going? Oh? Key West. Absolutely,
ok we can all use some two west right now, right?
All right, hold on one second, Aria, and thank you
so much to our friends at Visit Florida at visit
Florida dot com. Key West would be a lot of fun.
I could do that, right. I need a po boy sandwich.

(58:51):
IM just saying anyway, Uh so do we have more
free trip phone taps or what do we have next weekend? Anything? Good? Yeah?
We have um a free money phone technics week thanks
to our friends at the Logie Really yeah, really okay, cool?
We could pay some bills with that. All right, very nice.
We're gonna get into the Gandhi the Danielle Report in

(59:14):
just a second. But Gandhi, you had a special announcement.
I did so. I don't know. We were talking about Christmas.
I don't know if you remember, but I bought you
something at Christmas before you announced that you didn't want
any Christmas gifts, and the best thing that we could
do was to not give you something. So I ended
up keeping what I was going to give you. And
now that we're all home, this thing is staring at me,
and I want you to see the present that I

(59:35):
kept that I was going to give you. We haven't
right there in your living room here. Yeah, I just
took it off of the shelf and I'm gonna show you.
So this is the gift you're not giving me. Yes,
this could be a lot of fun if you want
the gift. The gift I'm not getting. It's a lamp.
It's made from an old timy microphone. Oh you're the Skype.

(59:59):
Oh there it is. Oh my god, hold that up.
I'm taking a picture of that. Hold it down, Hold
it down, put it down, put it in. Oh my god,
what is that? It's an old timy microphone with a lamp. Yes,
they made a lamp out of it. You want to
if you like to catch in from my Christmas gift
I didn't get. No. The only reason I kept it
is because I got it from this little like street

(01:00:20):
market guy. I have no idea where he went. I
couldn't return it, so I was like, well, I'll just
keep it. It's cool, but here it is. I love that. Well,
thank you. I feel like I gotta give you something.
I gotta give you a Christmas gift you give me.
We need we need a little Christmas right this very much?
All right? Well, thank you, Thank you very much. Hey,

(01:00:40):
straight ate, what do you want to do, mister producer man,
we could do the Danielle Report really quick. I'm so excited.
All right, Danielle make all this stuff up like you
always do, so this is actually not made up. This
is pretty nice. So many celebrities are donating money to
help during this crisis. They're doing food banks, they're doing
local government's Kelly Rippa, Arnold Schwarzenegger, justin Timberlake, Eric Stone Street,

(01:01:03):
Lady go God, Donta telling the Versace. And some of
them are not just donating like pennies, they're donating millions
of dollars. So that is so nice of them because
they have the money, so why not why not use
it for a good cause. Kylie Jenner has experienced with isolation.
She said when she was pregnant with Stormy, she didn't
want anybody to know about it, so she stayed inside
for eight months. So when the Surgeon General Jerome Adams

(01:01:26):
found out about this, they were like, you know, she
needs to use her voice to get other young people
and social influencers to get out there and talk about
staying inside, because a lot of them are not taking
this seriously. A lot of young people are not taking
this seriously, and we need to get them to understand
how important it is to stay inside. So we're hoping
that Kylie can use her voice and get other young

(01:01:48):
people to use their voices to get more people to
stay inside. Ellen DeGeneres, I don't know if you've checked
out her Instagram lately, but she is so bored. She's
calling all her celebrity friends like timber Lake, Jessica Bielle,
John Legend, Chrissy Teagan, Adam Levine and kind of just
she's like, so, what are you doing? So what are
you doing right now? And most of them are just like,
I'm on my couch, I'm just hanging out. So now

(01:02:11):
her latest is she called Kevin Hart so she just
posted that, so if you want to go and check
that out. She called him up on the phone, and
j Low and a Rod they're doing a lot of TikTok.
They just posted a new one that's up on A
Rod's Instagram. Prince Harry has decided the Invictus Games are
not going to happen at all this year. They have
been postponed toil may or June of twenty twenty one.

(01:02:31):
He said, is the most sensible decision, safest option for everyone.
So not going to happen this year. Several medical dramas
have suspended production. Of course, everybody's just a suspended production.
But these medical dramas are going to donate excess supplies
to local emergency services because on the show is they're
using all these supplies that real places need. So Grey's

(01:02:54):
Anatomy Station nineteen, The Resident, the Good Doctor, They're all
donating their supplies to real hospitals, which is pretty cool.
Daytime Emmy Awards canceled too many unknowns, so they're not
even postponed. They're canceled. The New York Glad Awards definitely canceled.
The met Gallet is canceled. A lot of things are
not even gonna be postponed anymore. They're just canceling them because,

(01:03:14):
like we know, like they said, they don't know what
the future holds right now for these types of things,
and so it's just easier to cancel them until next
Week's so crazy, Danielle and everyone, Yeah, how everything changed
so quickly. Everything is so different than it was two
weeks ago. Three weeks ago, you're talking about the Glad Awards, canceled,
and iHeart Radio Music Awards canceled. We actually went out

(01:03:37):
and bought outfits to wear to these things and then
speak and now I'm all dressed up in no place
to go. It's crazy. It's crazy. So also today the
Hallmark Channel is doing something to make us happy. They're
airing Christmas Movie Marathon. It's for two days, two to
three days. You need a little Christmas marathon. They think
twenty seven original holiday films starting today twelve pm Eastern Time.

(01:03:58):
And of course they're gonna have a couple of their
holiday movies and then they'll put their regular movies. So
just check your local listings for your Hallwark station. Also
this weekend, Netflix has a lot of cool stuff. The
Blacklist is on. You've got American Idol, The Walking Dead,
kurb Your Enthusiasm, the season finale of that, so check
what's going on there. And next hour, of course, we
got to talk about some other things that our favorite

(01:04:20):
celebrities are doing to pass the time and to help
us get through this time. Hey Daniel, what's that show
you told us all to watch on Hulu? Little Fires
or something like that, Oh, Little Fires Everywhere? Our friend
Rosanna Scotto started watching it last night and she actually
told me to leave her alone. She was enjoying it.
So I love her. Actually, Ali our web web guru Ali,

(01:04:42):
she texted me last night she hadn't she didn't read
the book, and she's like, oh my gosh, this is amazing.
I love it. So yeah, even if you haven't read
the book, you should watch it. It's it's so good.
Just got a text from Eric Code three oh five.
They were planning a trip to Disney in June. They
say they're not canceling it or changing it because they
know every thing is going to be fine by then.
So let me ask you this, What is wrong with

(01:05:04):
making plans for something several months from now, having it
on the calendar, knowing full well you can you can
get your money back. Okay, that's the only thing. You
have to have a refundabor ticket. But isn't it kind
of nice to know you have something on the calendar
just in case. I mean, June too soon? I mean
I don't even they're saying it's too soon. I don't
know what you think. I always I look forward to something.

(01:05:25):
I need something to look forward to in my calendar.
I need to put it there. And say, all right,
this is what I'm working for and living for right now.
So yes, I think June might be a little soon,
but you might as well book it if you can
get your money back, and if you don't have to
get your money back, that'd be great. You have something
in June, and if you do, that's okay, just postpone
it a little bit. So we booked a beach house
down the shore the end of June beginning of July.

(01:05:47):
So I figured, you know what, even if things are
not we're on the beach and at least we can
look at the beach even if it's from the house,
do you know what I mean, and just be in
a different location. It's just a different location. We can
try to tell you. It's kind of hard making reservations
for anything when half of your friends are out of
a job right now. I mean a lot of our

(01:06:09):
friends are. They work in the restaurant industry and they
don't know what they're gonna do. So my other thought was, well,
you know, if they're not working by then let's make
sure we can take them with us. Let's do something
with them, because I just wow, you know, the service
industry has been hit so hard. The hotels, travel, restaurants, everything,
And you gotta keep in mind when you walk into
a restaurant, it's more than just people who come over

(01:06:30):
and take your order. There's bartenders, there's people in the kitchen,
there's management, there's you know, catering all these people and
in the cruise industry. So if you have a friend
who needs a shout out, call them. Also, if you
have a friend who's a teacher that can't go to work,
or maybe your kids teacher is at home, do a
teacher shout out. Send them a text if you have

(01:06:50):
the number, say hey, little my little Johnny, missus. You
just don't want to say hi to you, you know
there's a lot of people out there you probably need
to read out and say hi to Hey. So, if
you're stuck in the house with someone, are you fighting is?
I want to know what stupid ass things you're fighting about,
because I bet it's funny. I bet there's some stupid things.
We'll start with you, Froggy, you and Lisa. I would

(01:07:12):
have fought her already. She walked in there telling you
to feed the dog. I'm like, you gonna feed the dogs?
I'm working. Hello, that's what I told her. I went
out there around in the corner, just the seeward she's doing.
She's sitting on the couch. I'm like, did you feed
the dogs. She's like, yes, I fed the dogs. Oh,
thank you, Lisa. Thanks Lisa. Our own Scotty B is working.

(01:07:34):
He's sequestered in a room in his house because he's
working on our logs and producing. He put a sign
up that says Elvis drand morning show producer and dad
and co head manager of this household Scotty B. Work
in progress. Dear Ashley and Cooper. Those are his kids.
Please don't enter, knock or anything during the hours of
six to ten am. If you need something urgent, ask mommy.

(01:07:55):
Please don't bother daddy, otherwise you will be sent to
live in your bedroom for the weekend without without your
favorite things. Oh my god. So look, it's weird because
I'm sitting here by myself in this house and I'm
kind of wishing I had someone to fight with. There's
no one to argue with here. I was like, what,
we had a fight yesterday because a box came from

(01:08:15):
Amazon and she just brought it in the house and
set it on the counter. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no. Do not bring any new boxes from
outside in the house. Open it in the garage and
bring the item inside in the house. I think that's
a good rule. I tell you what. The high showed
up again, Lisa, go put your box away, clean up.

(01:08:37):
I just I wish, you know, I wish, Froggy I
could borrow Lisa here in my house so I could
have someone to yell at. I would love to yell
at someone in a second, no problems, all right, we
want to hear about the dumb fights you're having. What
are you arguing about? Because you're stuck in the house together.
You can text us at fifty five one hundred. Can
you hear me right now on my own I don't
know I'm hearing text me now at fifty five one hundred,

(01:08:59):
or if you want to call us, we got phones
here one eight hundred two for two zero one hundred.
All right, take it a break, we'll be back after this.
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(01:09:20):
well at cbscher you getting breakfast off my boots. I
will never not be relevant. I wish I could just
complete a sentence. You'll be clo. You're getting a yeah,
we get this downwa shirt. It wasn't that scandalous. I

(01:09:41):
feel no sexual desire right now at all? Oh god,
that was crossing in the morning show. You know a
lot of us who are on our own in our houses,
like like Gandhi and uh Scary and me. We're by ourselves, right.
We don't have anyone with us for I don't I

(01:10:02):
may not have anyone waiting for weeks. I don't know yet.
But yea, it seems like this is a gift of time.
We can get stuff done. We can learn a new language,
we can watch movies, we can do all sorts of things.
But as a matter of fact, we're not doing any
of that. We're just sitting there and eating and sleep.
You sleep, I mean so, I mean, didn't you have
like a virtual happy hour ready to go with your

(01:10:24):
your girlfriends yesterday? Gandhi? What happened to that? Yes? Producer Sam, myself,
Carla Marie and Dina with the Pinkcare. We were all
going to do a virtual happy hour and somehow we
all ended up canceling like we had other stuff to
do and we don't. It was ridiculous. What did you do?
What did you do instead of the virtual happy hour?
So when Dina Tex said hey, are you guys all

(01:10:44):
ready to jump on? I was like, oh, I actually
just wandered outside to go for a walk. Can you
guys give me a little bit of time and I'll
be back. Carla Marie I forgot what she said she
had to do, and Dina was like, guys, we have
nothing going on. Let's reschedule for tomorrow. Like okay, yeah,
I'm sorry, we don't have time to get together because
well we're eating and lying on the couch. Okay, I

(01:11:07):
know this could be I look about with a sadness
or depression or anxiety. So let you know, we've got
to do something with our time. It's a gift and
I don't want to waste any of it. So we're
talking about getting into arguments. If you are stuck at
home with your with your significant other or your mom
or your kids, whatever, you're getting into stupid fights. But
let me tell you, when you're alone, you also start

(01:11:29):
making a list of things you've done to disappoint yourself.
For me, for instance, the other day during the food crisis,
I bought like three dozen bananas and they're all going
black at the same time. Oh yea, So now I'm
eating bananas every ten minutes. I refuse to let them
go to waste, and so I yelled at myself. I'm like,

(01:11:50):
why did you do that? You learned your lesson, don't
hoard food. It's gonna go burn. So if you're alone
you can argue as well. But any fights in your
house and you have two kids and an amphibian of
some sort, and what are you doing? Don't jinx it.
But so far it's actually been less fights with the

(01:12:10):
kids than normal. I'm good, Okay, keep it telling. Yeah,
it's really weird. They've been getting outside more and today
it's gonna be seventy five degrees, so I'm sure gonna
be outside kicking around the soccer ball. And we have
a park right next door, which it's a tiny little park.
Nobody goes except for the people on the block, and
they just go and kick the soccer, ball around, so
they have a lot of places they can go to
get their energy out there. I'm gonna come over to

(01:12:31):
your park and start fights. I'm coming over Line twenty
one is Pam. Let's see what they're fighting about. I
just want to hear the stupid things you're fighting about.
You can text me at fifty five one hundred. I
want to read about this. Hi, Pam. How's it going
going good? Okay, so you are stuck in the house
with your husband and you're spending more time than you
used too with each other? Correct too much? Oh? Okay,

(01:12:55):
I hear it. What are you like? What awful thing saying?
Are you fighting about? Right now? He's not folding the
towels the way I do is when you put in
the cabinet the follow over. He's not. But that's important. Yeah,
it is important. He's not folding the towels to your satisfaction.

(01:13:16):
I can't right, I understand. Yeah, you're used to one way.
I get it right. Is this his way of making
you fold him? Is he gonna be like, well, then
you fold them? I mean, is it going to turn
into that? Well he said that, and I said, well,
I'm not going to redo your job. You guys sound

(01:13:36):
like you're really you're really fighting over this. Yeah. Well,
at my work, I'm a manager, so I told him
I'm going to be the managers. You're going to be
one of my employees, and I'm going to give you
a director to do something. Oh oh boy, okay, well
that yeah, hey call us, yeah yeah, don't take college Monday.

(01:14:01):
Let us know how your towels and how your husband's doing,
and if you're still together. I want to hear if
you're going to separate. I don't know. Thank you, have
a good weekend. I love. I'm watching Danielle in her
basement doing the show and her husband in his underwears.
In the background, he's feeding the bearded dragon or giving
him water. I beg your pardon naked, and he's feeding
the bearded dragon. Know what I'm saying? Put pants on,

(01:14:25):
Guys that I'm on skype with the whole show. Right, Wait,
is he really putting a box of crickets in with
the Kimodo dragon. Yeah, he's gotta eat live crickets, so
he feeds him the live crickets every morning. Do they
ever get out and just jump all over the house? Oh,
we found crickets a couple different. Oh yeah all the time.

(01:14:46):
I think there's some in your husband's underwear. Right block
the camera. This guy's line twenty four is a Craig.
Let's see what they're fighting about. They're stuck with each other.
They love each other, but I don't know. Not every
moment's a golden moment. Hey, welcome to the show. Welcome
to Friday. How you doing, Hey, how's it going? Guys?
I think we're okay? Are we okay? Guys? Yeah? I

(01:15:08):
got a half naked man feeding crickets to a dragon
over here. Hi, Sheldon, So, Craig, you and your wife
are fighting about what. Well, I'll go out to go
get some home improvement supplies and she messes me and
wants me to pick up chocolate chip cookies. Well, all
the fast food restaurants are out of chocolate and cookies,
and she blames me like I'm in charge of their

(01:15:30):
food supply, that they didn't have chocolate. Ship. Also, what
she wanted you to drive around town to fifty different
grocery stores until you found chocolate chip cookies. I mean
she was mad that you came home without them, like
pissed off pretty much. Yeah, I'm sorry, Craig, that's not
did you bring her like a macadamia nut white chocolate?
I mean, did you bring her something different? No, it

(01:15:51):
was chocolate ship cookies or nothing. So yesterday I winning
got a chocolate ship cookies. Okay, good, I know. All right. See, Craig,
you want to make her happy, but that is something
silly to fight over. Thanks for calling, Thanks for listening.
Keep it together, man, and have a great weekend. Okay,
all right, guys. Thanks, all right, beth Is, Let's see
what Beth is arguing about with her husband. See, I'm

(01:16:13):
kind of glad I'm alone in a way. I don't Hey, Beth,
what are you guys arguing about? Right? So, actually we're
I live in New York City and we're recently married
one month in so this is a great test of
the marriage. And I'm usually out working very late. So
I started to take up cooking this week. And on Monday,

(01:16:34):
my husband gets home and he goes, what is this?
And he's smelling all these new smells. Took out some
new spices, and I made a crispy chicken, a breaded chicken.
He goes, it's supposed to be hotter. It's not crispy enough.
And yeah, and I took out a recipe book that

(01:16:55):
was made during my bottle shower, try to get really
crafty here, and that made that comment, and I looked
at him. I go, I guess you're going to be
cooking and the rest of our time at home. So
I've now stopped cooking for the for the time that
we are locked up here in our apartment. Oh really,
so you're going to prove a point by just refusing
to cook anything? Because oh yeah, and it started this week.

(01:17:19):
I now became the bartender in the apartment. Oh is
it like a new rule where he has to cook
his own food? Otherwise he just doesn't. Yeah, you know,
he will cook for me too, and I'll make the
cocktails while while he's cooking. All right, So the gay guys,
it sounds like they're adjusting. Okay, So it started out

(01:17:41):
as a brawl, but now you're okay, Now you're you're
getting drunk, you're the bartender. Now we're celebrating being home
by ourselves and actually spending more time together. But it
was a rough start, all right, Well, Beth, what did
you put in the chicken that he did not approve of?
It was a lack of crispiness or a weird spice. Um,
so we were trying some new spices. I actually added

(01:18:04):
the coriander into it, which she was not a fan of.
You know, you know what coriander is, right, guys, it's
dried cilantro. I love it. Oh God, you're Indian. You're
supposed to like that. Indians loveander. Yeah, we do. We
put it on everything. I know you all right, Look,

(01:18:26):
thank you, Beth. You just you stick with the cocktails.
We love you. Have a great weekend. Thank you, Thank
you too. Bye. I got Ryan fighting with his roommate
because of oh, a bad cleaning habit. Ryan, do you
want to fill in the blanks. Why are you yelling
at your roommate? Well, yelled him a lot begin with,
But yester, I called him cleaning the bathroom, the toilet,

(01:18:47):
the bath and floor of the sinking in the bathtub
with toilet paper. Yeah clean, You're supposed to clean your
ass with toilet paper, not the floor. Correct in the
fun things. I've shown him where all the cleaning supplies
are one hundred times, but he just wants for it.
All right, Well, so what is he yelling at you about?

(01:19:08):
Obviously there's something about you that's driving him nuts. Where
are you? No, he doesn't only he doesn't talk to
me that much. I just yell at him constantly. It
sounds like a lot of fun. That's why. All right, right,
good luck. But I think you're right. You shouldn't be
cleaning the bathroom with the toilet paper. So I don't know. So,

(01:19:28):
so okay, thank you have a great weekend. So the
question is this, if you're all alone and isolated like me,
you you wish you had someone there. But if you're
there with a room house full of people, are you
secretly wishing you could just have some alone time in
the house to yourself. I'm sure I don't think that's natural, right, scary?
You're doing okay in your isolation? Yeah, No, I'm fine

(01:19:48):
because I'm just by myself. I just I'm just having,
you know, fights within my own head. I'm like, like,
what what are you fighting? I'm like, am I gonna
you know? Am I gonna go? You know? And am
I gonna cook tonight? Am I gonna do a takeout?
Am I gonna you know? Am I gonna actually get
these chores done? Or am I just gonna lay in bed,
and I usually wind up laying in bed. You're not

(01:20:08):
an internal struggle. What are you in Heather fighting about?
We're arguing, you know what about the cooking a little
bit and the dishes. I've noticed I don't like to
do the dishes. I like to let them sit in
the sink, which she hates. But she's home right now,
so she should be doing the dishes. I hate to say. Oh,
so the little lady does the dishes like we do,

(01:20:31):
but some of them we have to hand wash because
she likes using the fine china for some reason. I
don't know. Fine, you guys have fine china, china, And
I'm like, why are we you know, this isn't the Queen,
you know, coming over to visit and I'm not coming over? Yeah, Daniel,
what were you about to say? I interrupted you. I'm sorry, No,
it's fine. Four hours yesterday after the show, I slept

(01:20:52):
I and I did not mean to, but all of
a sudden, it was like three o'clock in the afternoon,
and I'm like, oh, what the hell happened? Never heard? All? Right? Look,
you know, best of luck, don't fight with yourself, don't
fight with with anyone else. But sometimes it's good to
kind of like play fight, but you know, don't get

(01:21:14):
don't let it get too deep, you know, I mean,
but eating them fine, China, we got to talk about that, innate.
I don't get that at all. One more call from Karen.
She's a teacher. Yeah, Karen, you're you're arguing with your students.
What about Yes, I'm arguing with my two new students
about wearing pants. What do you mean? Well, my new

(01:21:35):
students are also my children, and they refuse to wear pants.
I have a four year old in an eight year old,
and she hates wearing pants. Apparently this week they can't
learn while they're pantless. Well, you know, she can. We've
been going a panphless because I'm trying to teach my
students as well as third grade and pre K. So
I'm picking my battle. So we're kind of doing a

(01:21:57):
pantless school here in our house. So I'm a lot
of kids who are who are computering in and doing
virtual classes. Are they going without pants? Because I mean,
you can't see below the you know, the neck. No, No,
I can't see them. So I hope they have pants
on because I teach fourth grade. So I'm hoping they
have pants on, but I don't really know who knows,

(01:22:20):
because I want to watch the news, and when when
I go into Wolf Blitzer's situation room, I'm wondering, are
they wearing pants? They don't have to wear pants? They
all right, Thank you, Karen, and best of luck and
have a good weekend. And gets nice to know someone's
listening to us. Should we take a break and get
out of here for a second, or should we do
three things you need to know? Let's do that? Um

(01:22:40):
with Gandhi? Who has no pants on? What's going on? Gandhi? Um?
I do have pants on just for this report. I've
dressed up for you guys. The governor of California is
ordering that nearly forty million people, all the residents of California,
stay home, in an effort to slow the spread of
the coronavirus. People are still going to be allowed to
do things like go to the grocery store, go for walks,

(01:23:00):
pick up your medicine, and it's not going to be
enforced by police. But everyone's hoping that social pressure will
really regulate this. And there's a reason for that. It's
because there have been some projections that fifty six percent
of the population of California could become infected in an
eight week period. That's twenty five and a half million people,
and some experts are warning that worst case scenario, if
we don't do the social distancing that we are all

(01:23:22):
trying to do right now, it could lead to one
million deaths because the spread of this is so rapid,
So that number can definitely be reduced to the thousands
if we adhere to the social distancing. So let's just
keep doing that. Lots of people jumping into action now
and changing the way that they operate, and this is
actually really good. Danielle reported earlier that all of the
medical shows that have stopped filming are donating their supplies,

(01:23:43):
so Grey's Anatomy and the like. Some automakers are shifting
their production lines to start producing ventilators, and a lot
of restaurants that we're not delivering before are now delivering.
So we have been saying it and we're going to
keep saying it. Support them if you can, because they
are local businesses and without your help, they're going to
have some problems, and they're helping as well. Divorce attorneys
are like pizza delivery. They actually just show up at

(01:24:04):
your house with the paperwork. You're like, okay, thank you.
They might be. And how about this. Americans are now
reportedly crossing into Mexico to buy supplies because we know
that all of these big box stores are limiting how
much stuff you can get, so people are hopping the border,
going to the costco in Tijuana and buying all of
the toilet paper and food and non perishables cleaning supplies

(01:24:27):
that they can. So there's been a rush now into
Mexico for supplies. And those are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi.
We'll be back right after this. Good good morning God.
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(01:24:49):
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Jose Camacho. He is on his way to work. He's
so give me a shout out. Okay, there's your shout out.
Thanks for listening, Jose, Welcome to Friday. You know, so

(01:25:12):
I had I have three dozen bananas that are going black,
and so everyone's saying, appeal them and freeze them. I
can use them in protein shakes. Great idea, smartest listener.
People are saying, you should make banana bread with your
bad bananas, yes, or banana cream pie. Oh my god,
Now I don't I have too many things. I need
more bananas. Now have to go buy more bananas. Shrimp? Yeah,

(01:25:36):
I know how many different shrimp and banana dishes can
we do? Here's okay, let me take you back to
the listeners again. Text me your answer at fifty five
one hundred. If I want to learn a new language
this weekend, what is the best app or program to
use or website? What is the best way for me
as an old guy who has a tough time remembering things?
What's the best way for me to learn a new language.

(01:25:58):
I'm gonna learn a new language. Maybe I'll start with English.
I'm gonna start learning English. College choice. Yeah, why not?
Let's go around the room. We never went around the
room thirty minutes ago. We'll start with you, Gandhi, what's
on your mind today? So? You know how we've talked
about how basically facetiming someone is like showing up at
their house. So because of that and all of the

(01:26:18):
increase in Facebook, I've had to cleep my apartment cleaner
than I've ever had to keep it before. And I
think that's a good thing because so many people are
just showing up now. And my mom, of course, is
the one who would be like, what's going on over there?
You need some help, I'll come there and clean your room. Nope,
everything's fine over here. Don't worry about me. Yeah, here's
what you gotta do. You have to have a FaceTime corner.
So if I see a FaceTime coming in and I

(01:26:39):
do actually pick it up, I run to that corner
because it's clean and you can't tell what's going on. Yes,
and lighting. You need to have good lighting in that
corner too, because good lighting calls man who I know.
It's like walking around Disney World and they have the
photo op places where you go where it's like really
nice photop areas at my house by the way, But
you're right, though, don't FaceTime unless you're warning me ahead
of time, because I'll never pick what about you, Daniel

(01:27:01):
what's on your mind today? So, you know, I never
thought I would miss certain people like so much, but Mustafa,
who is our coffee guy, and we see him every
single morning. He's the first person I see every single
morning when I come to work, and he always a
good morning, and he gives me my coffee and he's
always smiling and he gets my day going. I miss
him so much because he's the first person that gets

(01:27:22):
my day going. So still down there, I don't think
he is. He said that he was going to probably
stop coming because there was really no customers anymore. So
shout out to him because I know he listens every morning.
So I hope you're staying safe. We miss you, Mustafa.
We can't wait to get that morning coffee again from you. Wow, scary,
what's up with you today? You know? So it's been
it's been a growing trend where every day at noon,
the President would talk, and then at one o'clock the

(01:27:44):
New York Governor would talk, and then two o'clock the
theyre which I did something yesterday for the first time
that haven't done in two weeks. I turned it all off,
and I gotta say I was I actually had a
better day yesterday, you know, because you know when things
are important. I'm gonna phone notification. I'll find out. I
don't need to hang on every word of every minute

(01:28:05):
of every hour of every report. It's gonna be okay.
And I really can tell you that I'm I have
lower anxiety because of it, and you all should do
the same. Unplus, hey, you what's scary. If anything big happens,
we'll call you. So just turn out. I'm telling you.
Yesterday Mayor Deblasio in New York City did his thing
and it was a lot of death, doom and destruction.
I'm like, oh, dear Lord, turned this off. Yeah, it

(01:28:28):
was crazy, that man so good, very good timing. So
Danielle is in her basement with her with her family upstairs.
Gandhi's alone in her apartment in Jersey, and Froggy's in
his bedroom in Jacksonville, Florida. I'm in my kitchen out
in the middle of the country, and but Scary and

(01:28:49):
Straightenate are in the studio in Manhattan. What's it like
in New York City right now? Because it seems like
a foreign land to me. It's it's very very quiet, scary,
And I walked to the garage yesterday day and we
didn't pass a single person. We walked I think three blocks.
We didn't pass a single person person. And if you've
ever been in New York City, you know you can't
walk an inch without passing a person on the on

(01:29:10):
the sidewalks of New York City. It's it's kind of
like that movie I Am Legend. There's not a lot
of cars on the road. It's very quiet. And as
far as the building itself, the iHeartRadio building, we house
six radio stations here and there may be about eight
or nine people in the entire building, and everybody's doing
the social distancing, you know. I saw I saw our

(01:29:31):
friend Greg t in the hall before. I just kind
of waved at I'm like hi, bye, and in a
lot of other friends. It's it's interesting, it's very very
very eerie. Well, keep keep people all out of that studio. Yeah,
you guys got to stay stay nice and healthy. Yeah. Well,
and Scary's case just scaries it. You know, we don't
want to get worse, you know, listen, but a lot

(01:29:56):
of people don't have studios in their house. Like Garrett,
for instance, he is at home, but he's got it.
He's got a cool wife, he's got kids, he's got
a dog. You've got a good life out there. Are
you getting a little crazy out there? Garrett? How are
you doing? Oh? Yes, now we're at peak crazy. I
mean my son, Hudson wants me to teach him karate.
I know nothing about karate, but he wants to learn karate.
So here comes YouTube. But yeah, you know karate, and

(01:30:18):
now's the time get it? Though, I know exactly, but yeah, no,
I'm on my couch right now, just hanging. You know,
this is a very good show. If I wasn't working
for you, I would listen to the show. Oh really,
I don't know. I thought the first hour was kind
of slow. But it's picking up. And you're here with sound,
so you're here to save our lives. What's going on
in sound? What do you have? All right, let's talk.
Let's talk about the tonight show. So Jimmy Fallon's doing

(01:30:40):
from his house, and he was talking about how people
that want to go to amusement parks can't, so they're
turning to YouTube. People are now watching YouTube videos to
take virtual rides of Disney attractions. It's pretty realistic. Actually,
before you watch it, they still make you way three
and a half hours. You knows missing people laughing? Which
don't we have a laugh track? Froggy, Yeah, I do

(01:31:02):
have a lot of tell me, tell me when you're
ready to play it again. And when he gets to
the punchline, play the laugh track. This will be fat
Now watching tube videos to take virtual rides of Disney attractions.
It's pretty realistic. Actually, before you watch it, they still
make you way three and a half hours. Very nice.
All right, so uting the audience, this is good. I've

(01:31:26):
been getting back into Jersey Shore. So Jersey Shore was
on last night and Mike the situation obviously is out
of jail, and he was talking about the things he
did in jail, including smuggling chicken. So when Michael Cohen
came into prison, I was like, all right, I heard
he didn't need chicken. So I went straight up to
Michael Cohen. I was like, listen, Mike, I'm gonna need
you to do something for me. This is first day

(01:31:48):
walked in. You know, He's like, what if anything, Like,
what do you need? I said, I'm gonna need you
to smuggle chicken from me. I'm the main line. Give
it to me. I'm gonna put into buy locker, so
I get an extra serving and I'm gonna eat it
after I left. He's like, no problem, no problem. Thursday
comes around with his chicken day, Cohen is nowhere to
be found. M hmm. Interesting that they're talking about chicken.

(01:32:09):
And that's where we're going through with the grocery stores
right now. Michael Cohen, by the way, that was that
was Donald Trump's attorney that went to jail, Remember that guy.
So now correct, he's heading out with Mike. The situation
this is great. That's a bat reality show of sin
itself there, mix them all up in prison. All right,
go ahead, all right, So we've been playing great clips

(01:32:30):
of how Italy is handling with isolation. They got to
their balconies that they have groups sing along as they
sound great. Well, this one Italian woman decided to break
out her flute and didn't go over so well because
her neighbor threw a water jug at her, and then
she started beating up her neighbor. They were using all

(01:33:02):
sorts of fat language there by the way. I don't
know if you know that I was sold it was clear,
So okay, go ahead, all right, let's talk about some
new music that came out. Justin Bieber decided to put
out an acoustic version of his song Intentions. It's perfect
coaches make them job shall with Yeah, that sounds great.

(01:33:32):
You know, Justin Bieber's being very, very very good at
keeping us up to date with how he's doing and everything.
You know, I actually love taking a little time out
to see what our favorite celebrities are doing. And most
of them are doing okay. You know, it's good to
have him out there, especially if they give us new
music or if they perform for us live. Did you
see the video of um Oh, the guy who wrote

(01:33:53):
cats h three names, Andrew Lloyd Webber? Andrew Lloyd Webber?
Did you see him playing music from um when? Of
his musicals? Which one was it? I have no brain, see,
I don't remember which one of what he said that
it was like he had never played it before and
he wanted to see what people thought of it or something.
It was pretty cool. Don't you love listening to us
for the fact we don't know what they are, but

(01:34:14):
we'll tell you some of the story. And it was
it was weird. Does see Andrew? Would weever do that?
Because he's done? It didn't seem like the type to
be doing something like that, but I mean everybody's you know,
he played it. He played his piano beautifully. It was
from Phantom of the Opera. All right? What else? Yeah?
Sorry about that? All right? And then finally, if you're
having a dance party in your house tonight, maybe stream
this from Stevie OK lazingg and will I am this

(01:34:36):
is love you more? Oh my god. You know when
I hear of Stevie Oki, all I think about is
getting caked, because I would love a cake right now?

(01:34:59):
Are you guys? Do you have them lunches? Yeah? Yeah,
you're a good American Garrett, Thank you so much. Have
a great weekend, your kid karate All right, there you
have it? Uh, who do you want to do? You
want to do? Danielle here? Sure? All right? If you're
just turning us on for the first time this week,

(01:35:21):
if you're turning us on for the first time this week,
we're not in the same room with each other. We're
all over in our we're in our in our houses.
So we're looking we've gotten this far that we've we've
traveled this this far down the road. I think we're okay,
are you guys feeling good. Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling great.
All right, all right, let's do it, Danielle, what do
you have? Alright? So we were just talking about how
some of our favorite celebrities are getting through this. So

(01:35:44):
Anthony Hopkins posting videos playing piano for his cat. I
notice a lot of celebrities are playing piano and doing
single longs and stuff like that. Shack actually showed up
for our first grade class FaceTime lesson, which was really cool.
A family friend, Um is one of the students, so
that was awesome and the kids were excited, the parents
were excited. Imagine Shack, do you You're sitting there like

(01:36:06):
all of a sudden, Shack shows up, like what the hell.
And celebrities are getting in on the TikTok fun, especially
if it's a celebrity that has a kid at home
like Jlo and just like an album. Mariah Carey, I know,
Miley Cyrus was even doing some TikTok stuff. Jlo actually
just posted and so did a Rod some stuff they
did with the kids. I think yesterday Harry si Style says, Look,

(01:36:27):
I'm in isolation with a couple of friends. We're working
on music. We've got some games going on. We are
also doing face masks. He's learning Italian and sign language
Elvis right now. So that's what Harry Styles has been doing.
Cardi B has been entertaining herself. She played Jenga but
she used her head. If you don't know what I'm

(01:36:47):
talking about, go to her Instagram and just check it out. Okay, yeah,
Cardi B. The weekend, He's got a new album out today.
It's called After Hours. There are no featured guests on
this album, which is kind of interesting for weekend, but
he says that he's hoping that this album will be
comforting to everybody. He wants music to help heal the
world during this time, So if you want, you can

(01:37:07):
download that today or you know, however you get your music.
A lot of celebrities are doing those little online concerts.
The global citizens are doing these concerts called Together at Home.
I know the other day we watched Chris Martin do one,
John Legend did one, Nile Horn just did one, Charlie
Pooth in common. They're all doing them on Instagram live.
So just keep checking and just keep like you know,

(01:37:28):
googling and looking around because they're popping up here and there.
Playboy is done and they're saying it's due to the
coronavirus that the next issue the will be their last
print issue, and then after that it will be all digital. Sorry, Froggy,
I know you're very just okay. And the Hallmark Channel
thinks we need a little Christmas because we do. I

(01:37:50):
think we do. Do you think we do? They're gonna
do a Yeah, They're gonna do a little Christmas movie
marathon for the next couple of days, twenty seven original
holiday films. It's gonna start today at twelve pm Eastern.
It's gonna go all weekend. So just check because sometimes
they're gonna have a Christmas movie than other times they're
gonna have one of their other there are other fantastic movies.
I'm gonna get out my this is my Hallmark Christmas

(01:38:11):
watching Sweatshirt, and I'm gonna put it on today so
that I can watch my Hallmark movies. I can't wait
on Netflix. And Netflix has a lot of cool things
on this weekend, so check that. Also, you've got Blacklist,
American Idol, The Walking Dead, and Curb Your Enthusiasm is
wrapping things off for us as well. Okay, so there's
a challenge for the weekend. Okay, when we come back

(01:38:32):
Monday morning, I want everyone you have homework now. I
want everyone to come in with something they learned over
the weekend. I know that Gandhi is I hope you're
not mad at me talking about Okay, Gandhi's learning dance
moves on TikTok. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I
saw the Savage challenge and I try to recruit Diamond
to do it with me while we were all still
in the office. And now that I'm by myself, I've

(01:38:53):
been working on it. My boyfriend's I mean, what are
you what are you learning? No, I'm just watching them
do it, and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna
do this. I'm not doing the tutorials. I just keep
watching the videos over and over and adding my own
little flare. Okay, all right, so I want you to
You're gonna have to show us video Monday of you dancing. Oh, okay,
I'm gonna do it, Okay, right, all right, Daniel, what
are you're gonn this weekend? Daniel? Come on, No, I'm

(01:39:15):
thinking I'm thinking I might do this toilet paper challenge
that everybody's doing where they're doing the toilet paper on
their foot. It's like a soccer challenge. A lot of
the kids are doing it, so I might. I might
do that. My kids are doing it. I might do that. Well,
I know, but at sixty dollars a role, that's a
lot of we're only gonna We're only gonna use one role.
It's the same role we've been using. That's it. Oh god,

(01:39:35):
you're recycling toilet paper. That's challenging role for my bud.
What about you, Froggy? What are you learning this weekend?
What are you gonna learn? I'm gonna learn how to
I don't know, fix something around the house. Like I
just some electrical work that needs to be done because
I think I overloaded a circuitube. Now I'm looking. I'm
gonna fix it, and I'm gonna tell you how I
did it. No, no, no, you know, electricity maybe not.

(01:39:58):
Come on, I'm doing I'm telling you, I'm self sufficient.
I'm gonna do it, Okay, burn down the house. It
worked on learning how to put the TV on the
wall without it falling off. I feel like that would
be a better star. One that's in this room's hanging
just fine. I put that up. I know the last
one didn't stay up so long. All right, Frog, Good
luck to you and your family. What about you, a scary?
What are you gonna learn this weekend? I've always wanted

(01:40:20):
to learn how to skateboard? No true story, I never did.
My my youth left me before I did. I tried to,
and I don't have one. But I don't know if
it now is the right time to learn that. Maybe
I'll postpone that until we're you know, no that. I
have to buy a helmet. I have to buy I

(01:40:43):
have to buy all kinds of protective gear. I'm not
just gonna go on a scary for some reason. I
think you already have a helmet somewhere in your house.
I don't know. I'm gonna change it, though. That's not
gonna be doing. What do you learning this weekend? I'm
not gonna say anything, because nothing's as funny as scary
trying to be Tony Hawk over here areas well. I
put the call out there for people to text me

(01:41:03):
their favorite way to learn a new language, and by
far Duolingo it has won. Duolingo. Everyone says it's the
best way for someone with zero brain cells like me
to learn a new language. I'm not do alipa duolingo.
So I'm gonna try to learn this weekend how to speak.
And if I don't get that right, I'll make banana bread.

(01:41:23):
All right. Into the three things that we need to
know from Gandhi, who is learning from from the dance
tuts TikTok all gonna see me kill this snavage challenge
is gonna be great, all right. So far, the level
of cases confirmed in the United States is climbing and
climbing a lot more than thirteen thousand now confirmed cases,

(01:41:43):
and that's up about forty percent since yesterday. There's a
reason for that. Obviously, we're getting tested more, so there
are going to be more positive cases. But this virus
does spread and spread pretty quickly. So a lot of
experts are saying right now is the time that we
determine whether we go the direction of South Korea, which
is over the hump, or we go the direction of Italy,
which is really struggling. And the way to do that
is by social distancing. They say that four different things

(01:42:07):
had to happen for South Korea to be where they are,
and that is having access to testing, contact tracing, clear
science based messaging that means all this nonsense you're reading
online from people who are not scientists don't really pay
attention to it. And of course, commitment to social distancing
and self isolation, which is what we're all trying to
do and what everybody should be doing right now to
keep the death toll as low as it can possibly go.

(01:42:29):
The governor of California kind of falling in line about
this and now ordering that all of the residents stay
in place. This is because people are obviously it's very
contagious and they think that up to fifty six percent
of the population could become infected over an eight week
period if people don't stay home. Now, in California, it's
not going to become a police state. There aren't going

(01:42:49):
to be police enforcing any of this. They're just asking
their residence to please stay home. Only leave if you
need to go to the store pickup medicine, or if
you just need to go for a walk, that's okay,
but keep your distance from people. And this is going
to help us out. And now for a funny story
that I think I was tagged in ten million times yesterday.
Did you guys, see the elephants in China who were
not practicing social distancing and got into some wine. If

(01:43:12):
you didn't, there was a little pack of elephants about
fourteen in the herd that decided they wanted to go
check out this little area that happened to have some
corn wine. They got into the corn wine. They all
got drunk because there was sixty six pounds of it,
and they ended up falling asleep in a tea garden.
It is a really really funny picture. If you want
to go see a bunch of drunk elephants pasta is

(01:43:33):
this It's online everywhere. I'll send you, guys the story
right now. See if we can post it Elvis Duran.
I'll just google drunk elephants surely too many different places.
Thank you, Gandhi, very very very special. Thank you. Shout
out to everyone in the healthcare world, and thank you
so much for being on the front lines and teaching

(01:43:54):
us by example of look, you know, sometimes you got
to run into the fire and you have to do
the right thing. And thank you so much. And for
the rest of us, let's make their jobs better by
being on the front lines with them, by staying away
from people we just heard from Gandhi, and they're saying,
it really is the only way we're going to go
in the right direction. You have to distance from other people.
I hate this, but you know what, this is why
we're here together. I feel like I'm closer to you,

(01:44:16):
guys than than comfortably comfort close. Especially scary and by
the way, scary people are saying, do not learn how
to skateboard this weekend because you're gonna have to go
to an emergency room. It's probably not okay, I'm going
to save this from a good idea. Wait summer. Okay,
all right, well that said, let's take a break. We're
back right after this. Elvish. By the way, good meeting you.

(01:44:37):
Who have you killed? Danielle? It works better when it's
harder where you bitches that now, Gandhi, You guys are
a discussing group of people starting your day. I listened
to you every morning. I think you're all great. I
love you. Hey, guys, this is Seleni Gomes. What's up.
It's Fletcher, Elvis Durana. How dare you Helvis Duran and

(01:45:00):
show hell miss Duran in the morning show. All right,
let's do a roll call Danielle in her basement. Hello, okay,
Gandhi in her living room. Here, Froggy in his guest bedroom.
I'm here yep. H Scary and Nate in the same
studio but more than six feet away from each other. Yea,

(01:45:25):
and I'm in my kitchen. Hello. Just want to let
you know that we're all here, but we're not there.
You know what I'm saying. Katie is calling in. Let's
get Katie on the phone. Let's talk to Katie about
what she's up to. Hi, Katie, welcome to the show,
and welcome to Friday. Good morning. How are you doing
and what's up with you in your life? I am okay.

(01:45:45):
I'm actually about two minutes away from being late to work,
but I think this is important. What do you do?
What do you do? I'm an LPN, I work at
you to Kipedia trip Wow. So how has your job
change in the past two weeks? Um, it's definitely got
a lot, I want to say more intense as far

(01:46:08):
as the precautions were taking. Um, But honestly, we're making
it through. Anybody can do it, We're all doing. We're
doing good over here. No confirmed cases in our practice,
which is good. I love hearing that. Now, how about
your household? Are you? Are you married? Are you single?

(01:46:28):
How's that? What's going on? Yeah? I have three kids
that are all out of school, and I have a husband. Yeah.
I have a husband who works construction, but he's actually
been laid off for at least a month now just
because of everything that's going on. He works in New Jersey,
so I guess the area where he's at. It's kind
of got kind of hit hard. Wow. Ok all right,

(01:46:52):
well look um, are you familiar with a little company
called Amazon? I am? I order all the time. Okay, good?
Have you heard of Audible our favorite way to listen
to stories and listen to books when we're on the go?
I have, actually because I was. I'm part of it
because of you guys. Oh good, Well, okay, this is

(01:47:13):
gonna be a great payoff. Are you guys ready for
the payoff? You know something's coming? Yeah? Yeah. Well, today
is March twentieth. It's World Storytelling Day. It's a day
that celebrates the tradition of telling stories out loud, reading
stories so people can hear them in audible. That's what
audible is all about. So Audible this is their holiday,
really they're excited because Audible is the listening app where

(01:47:35):
you can stream audio books and original audio series and
news and everything. It's the best place to listen to
all kinds of stories. And today's Storytelling Day it's what
they're all about. So to celebrate World Storytelling Day, Audible
is doing a promotion called how do would you say this? Audio? Emoji's? Okay?
So today between noon and six East Coast time, so

(01:47:58):
six o'clock tonight, you can tweet any two emojis to
at Audible Underscore Calm. Is that right? Yeah, and they'll
tweet back the story that's right for you. If you
want to know more, they'll explain it to you. Just
go to Audible Underscore Calm, not a dot, it's this
Audible Underscore Calm, and they'll tell you send in two

(01:48:20):
emojis and they'll they'll send something back. How cool is that? Now?
Because we're celebrating World Storytelling Day with ad Amazon and Audible,
we're gonna give you one year of Audible membership totally
free to add on to whatever you have, and also
a two hundred and fifty dollars Amazon gift card to
spend it anyway you wanted. Amazon. Awesome, thank you so much.

(01:48:41):
You're very welcome. That's cool. I appreciate it. I could
definitely use it because, like I said, I worked, I
got the kids, my husbil, I'm in are in school,
so I got a lot going on right now. Well, well,
it's an honor to have you listening. And tell your
husband we said high and good luck. Someone in Jersey
is gonna need something build sometimes soon. I can feel it.
You hang in there, and Katie, thanks for listening. Hold

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on one second, and thank you to Amazon and Audible
for being a part of the day when so many
companies are well, you know, they're having to restructure and
not really participate. They're right there, you know, Amazon apparently
doing well right now. What do you think. I'm so
happy that they're partnering with our show. That was fun.
Someone come over and read me a story, all right.

(01:49:27):
I'm on the way, Gandhi come read me in a story,
all right? That is cool. Hey, don't forget next week
we have free money phone taps thanks to our friends
at Delongi who I'm about to warm up a bagel
and I Delongi oven right now. Thanks to them, we're
giving away a thousand dollars with every phone tap next week,
so make sure you're listening. And as we are alive

(01:49:47):
from all over the world and not in one studio
because we're separating, but we love each other. Let's take
a break. We'll be back with more after this. Welcome
to the Lord in the Morning Show. I love musical show,
all right. So I'm think I'm thinking about putting putting

(01:50:09):
together a virtual cocktail hour for later on. But the
thing is is I don't want to throw it and
then no one show up. There's nothing more sad. I'm
sitting in your room and no one's showing it for
the cocktail hour. You just sit there and drink alone.
So anyway, I'm trying to figure out zoom, and if
I can figure out zoom, I'll go on to social

(01:50:30):
at Elvis, duran at I, Instagram and Twitter and invite
you in. But I don't want to be alone. I'm
not going to do it by myself. So drinking alone,
I don't think you'll be alone like you are right now.
I'm sitting in a kitchen by myself, all right. So
that's gonna happen to sometimes cocktail hour like after five
o'clock East coast time maybe or six? What time is

(01:50:51):
a good time to have virtual cocktails? Now? People do six? Five? Why? Wait?
Six o'clock a nice time? People? Chance to get off
and work? Well, what's working? What are you talking about?
All right, okay, we're working. Yeah, you're right, you're right,
and thank you for working. By the way, let's get
into the three things you need to know. We have
a phone tap on the way, and don't forget next
week all the phone taps worth a thousand dollars with

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free money phone taps thanks to DeLonge. All right, what
do you have going on right now? Gon? Well? A
lot of Californians are waking up to a new reality today.
They've been ordered to stay home to help stop the
spread of the coronavirus. So far, more than thirteen thousand
confirmed cases have been confirmed in the US, which is
up forty percent. They're testing more so these numbers are

(01:51:33):
going to be higher, and experts say that we're at
a very important point right now in this curve where
we're going to see if we go the way of
Italy or if we go the way of South Korea.
We want to go the way of South Korea, and
the best way to do that is to stay home,
keep your distance, self isolate, don't go out unless you
have to. You can take walks and all of that
kind of stuff, but stay away from people. Which brings
me to a store that is doing something kind of goofy,

(01:51:55):
and that is Game Stop. They are insisting on keeping
stores open, even no local and state governments are saying
non essential business needs need to shut down. They're saying
that they're exempt from this because they're providing necessary products
and services. What do you guys think of that. I'm
not really sure that that's the case with games. But
they also, yeah, if you're if you can stay home gaming,

(01:52:17):
that's a great way to get people to stay home.
So okay, that is true. So maybe they are also
saying that they have other essential products that people like
us might need, including webcams, microphones, keyboards, monitors, chargers, audio equipment,
all that kind of stuff for staying home. But people
are pretty upset with GameStop today about keeping their doors open.
And finally, we talked a little bit ago about these

(01:52:37):
elephants who broke into some cornwine in China and all
passed out because they were too drunk. That is a
true story. I am not making it up and we
have it posted. Not only is it at the Elvis
Duran shaw on Instagram, but if you go to Elvis
Duran dot com you can get it there as well.
And those are your three things, all right, thank you?
Gotta your phone tap coming up after this, Durmand every

(01:53:01):
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So stuck him today. Available at Amazon, Elvis, Elvis durand
the Elvis Durand Phone Tap. The letter Dear Elvis, my
dad hates telephone and telemarketers. Oh you know what that means. Yeah,
it's another job for Michael Oppenheimer. This email comes to
us from Alex. All right, Alex Scary Jones, as mister

(01:53:43):
Michael Oppenheimer, our residents annoying telemarketer, We'll be calling your
dad to sell him something. Who knows or who cares
what it is? It doesn't matter. By the way, this
is the first Michael Oppenheimer phone tap where the victim
stays on the phone the whole time. It doesn't hang
up one time. Wow, let's listen in to today's phone tap.
Here we Goow, this is far Can I help you? Ah? Yes, Knethine,

(01:54:09):
this is mister Michael Openheimer with ninety SI dot com.
How are you doing today, sir? With hill? I have
the mister flex flexible flashlight here for sale for just
nine dollars and ninety five cents. You can be light
where you needed. How does that sound to you? It
sounds like, why are you calling me on my cellphone

(01:54:30):
trying to sell me stuff? Because your name was on
a list of people to be called today that you
might be interested in this product. I'm not interested in
anybody calling me on my cellphone trying to sell me something.
So could you do be a favorite? Getting all the
let it's kind of high intensity crypt on bulb. I
got flashlights and you can get a sun tan with
perfect for autos reading home. I don't drive, I walk

(01:54:53):
everywhere I go. Maybe while you're fixing the toilet under
the sink. I have somebody that comes into do that
kind of stuff. The mister flex flexible flashlight beams light
into any orifice. Maybe you could shine that light up
your ass off the beam blighted to any orifice. It
has a use neck handle, making it able to bend
and reach deep into dark nooks and crannies, So it

(01:55:16):
sounds suitable to do deep pea squats on. You should
try it sometimes, sir. Mister flex flashlight features a flat
two and a half inch magnetic base for hands free use.
Oh yes, sir, and if you act now, you get
the second one free. You mean I can get too
something I don't want. How many would you like to
purchase today, sir, funny? Six hundred of them. I just

(01:55:40):
want a ball one for everyone that lives in my town.
So I think if we just gave a whole bunch
of these flashlights out, maybe they might have left me
meta and well maybe then I could everybody's life. Well,
how would you like to pay for these, sir? I'll
trade my wife for them because I won't need it
any mark of them. Everybody else's wife makes a credit
card obviously, or CD cash on delivery, sir, how about

(01:56:04):
used to take my wife instead? How about this, Let's
get your information and we'll get your order processed immediately.
How does that sound? You know, I would almost say
that I would hire you as a sales guy for
my company. You have a company shirt. You're amazing. You're
doing the wrong thing. You need to go out and
sell something that Daisy better commissions or something. Why is that, sir?

(01:56:25):
Because I can't believe I'll focus you are. It's unbelievable.
I can hardly stay focused on this end of the conversation.
It's also great for emergency lighting and camping outdoors. Do
you camp, sir? No? But I get a big refrigerator
box or something and me and my kids go camping
and we hang out in it. Well, yeah, it kind
of causes a problem when we actually make a campfire inside.

(01:56:47):
My wife gets pretty upset. And that's the reason why
I want to trade her for thirty six hundred of
your flashlights so I can get them out to everyone
in my neighborhood and play with their wives. See, like,
as focused as you are on the mister flat flexible flashlight,
that's how focused I am on some of the hot
moms in town. Okay, because there's some real hotties. I
gotta dude, you really you need to come to my

(01:57:10):
town and take a look at some of the moms
around there. Are you ever hear the phrase and mils? Okay?
But I'm here to sell you the mister flex flexible flashlight.
I don't want to buy the mister flexible flexible flashlight.
You know? Can you do me a sailor? What's that?
Can you send me your resume? Why is that? Because,
to be honest with you, you have been the most
focused telemarketing guy I've ever heard in my life. I

(01:57:33):
can't believe how you haven't hung off on me yet
You're still sticking with it. Every time you say something,
you'll lead back to the mister flex flexible flashlight. You
said that so many times even I know what it's
called at this point, and I'm telling you I will
give you a job. You'll make one hundred thousand dollars
a year. One hundred thousand dollars a year. Think about
how many mister flex flexible flashlights you can buy with that, bro, Sir,

(01:57:56):
I get commissioned on the sale of each one. If
you buy thirty six hundred. Maybe I should stay at
this job. I'm not gonna buy thirty six hundred. How's that?
I'm not gonna buy any But if you send me
your resume, I will give you a job and you
will make one hundred thousand dollars a year. Really, some
of the sales people I've had to work for me
are humongous idiots and they make eighty thousand dollars a year.

(01:58:19):
Who I must say, you've been quite the customer here.
You're all. I gotta tell you something. I really enjoyed
chatting with you too, if you really want to know
the truth. And we've enjoyed a phone tapping you? Oh awesome,
this is scary. Jones from Hell was Durand in the
Morning Show you got phone tapped life by your thirteen
year old son Alex. No, that was great. I can't

(01:58:42):
believe that. That's too funny. Phone tap was prerecorded permission
granted by all party spies. He's Duran, phone tad ellis
Duran in the Morning Show. Welcome to the Morning Show,
Harding joanil Vistoran in the Morning Show. All right, Danielle,

(01:59:04):
one more shot to give it your all? What do
you have going on. All right, so this is pretty cool.
So Onward was out in your movie theaters last weekend.
It was number one of the box office. But obviously
nobody's going to the box office because a lot of
everywhere's close. You can't go to the theater. So they're
bringing it to your home as a five p actually
eight pm tonight Eastern time. You're gonna be able to

(01:59:24):
download it. You're gonna be able to buy it digitally
for nineteen ninety nine, so you can bring the movie
home and you can watch it in your house this weekend. Now,
if you have Disney Plus and you want to wait,
April third is when you can get it on Disney Plus.
But if you think about it, nineteen ninety nine is cheap.
If he went to the movie theaters, it'd be a
lot more money. Right. It took the family to the movies.

(01:59:44):
So get the popcorn out, pop some popcorn in the microwave,
buy it for nineteen ninety nine, and you've got something
to do for a couple of hours with the family. Right.
Anthony Hopkins posted a video playing piano for his cat.
That's what he's doing to pass the time at home.
Shack showed up on a first grade class's FaceTime lesson.
He is actually a family friend of one of the students.

(02:00:06):
Celebrities are doing a lot of TikTok stuff right now,
especially if you have kids. If you're a celebrity with
children like Jay Loo or Jessica album Mariah Carey, they're
getting in on all the action. I know Miley Cyrus
doesn't have kids, but she's doing a lot of TikTok stuff.
Harry Style says that he is isolating himself with friends.
They've got music and games, and they're even doing some
face masks Elvis and he's learning Italian and sign language.

(02:00:31):
So he's making himself a better person Italian sign language. Yeah,
she should. And Ellen DeGeneres has actually been calling up
all of her celebrity friends doing this on Instagram and
been posting it and having conversations with people and so,
what are you doing? She called Adam Levine on his birthday.
What are you doing? Nothing? Just sitting here with my family.

(02:00:52):
She's not really exciting, but you know, she's calling people anyway,
That's it. And to check your local listings. Netflix a
lot of cold things on television. Thank you, Danielle, We're
back After this, Elvis Durand in the morning show, It's
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