The Day We Talked To Nice Karens

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Portions of this program were prerecorded Elvis Duran Show, Elvis
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Show Delvi dur Show. Well look at that we were

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we we recited, we recited the house, We recited the house.
We did. It's not what I meant to say, but
now that I think about it, I bet we did.
It was a very very very good weekend, you know,
reciting the house and everything. I was about to say,
we survived the weekend. Did we do that? We did? Yeah?

(00:47):
Well I thought I had until I started talking. Well,
welcome to the Monday, June fifteenth. We're ready for another week.
Good morning, Danielle, morning, Hello, they're Gandhi morning Scary. Hello, Hello, Froggy, Hello,
straight Nate. He Ye? Did you guys hear Froggy? No?

(01:09):
I didn't he Now were you off on purpose or
was it just one of those glitches we cannot playing
on days. I think it's a glitch because I didn't
do anything. I'll tell you it's so bad. I was
asking is mercury and retrograde? Because I went to turn
on a light a while ago and it wouldn't come on.
I'm like, okay, maybe the lights burnt out. I walked

(01:31):
away from it and the light came on. I'm like, okay, oh.
Now I started printing something and a printer. The printer
is not printing, and then I come down here nothing
is turning it on, and Scary is his computer's broken?
It is? Yeah, we're three days, but mercury is a
pre approaching the retro grade. So three days, well, we're
all going to be. We have an early arrival anyway, Scary,

(01:54):
do you have some music to start today? We need
to start today? I do. How about Black Eyed Peas?
Which one? Yeah, it's starting, Okay he gets into this. Yeah,
all right, here we go now. And the base case
running and running and running, running and running, running and running,
running and running, running and running, running and running, running

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and running running, And in this context there's no disrespects
on when I fust my will you bring your nets?
We got five minutes for us to disconnect from all
intellect and left the running effect that google intition, follow
your intoition for you and the so and breaking away
from tradition. Because when we be out. Let's bullieve that,
you wouldn't believe how we would run Untiller's rowed out,

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Trunchiller's stood out, acking up from northwest east side. Everybody here, everybody,
let's get into here, get stop starting, its starting starting.
Let's stet is starting. Let's get it starting in here.
Let's get it started. Let's get it starting in here.

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Let's stet and starting. Let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started. Let's get it started in here here,
lose control, a body of soul, come up to fast people.
Just take a slute, don't get ahead, just struck into it.
You'll hear a body the piece of doing. Get started,

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get stupid, don't work a body. People who walking through
a step by step like an into new kid, inch
by inch with the new solution, transmit hits with new delusion,
the feelings risus, the going now loud ya, everybody here, everybody,
Let's get into it. Get stop by my starting, my
start starting. Let's stet is starting. Let's get it started

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in here. Let's get it started. Let's get it started
in here running and run none running, Come on, let's
get and y'all lock it and y'all it. Let's get night.

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Yea right, n Let's get ill. Basta dell app Dator
will bring the buck pearls. Lose your mind this sister,
time your CASTI tilt you some, bring your spine us
bob your head like me. Apple d I'm beside your
club ball in your bed. Lea yet messy owd sick
my basketball on another head? Triple comes them now, do

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not correct it. Let's get nignit. Let's get healthy. Everybody.
Everybody is getting too it. Get stop start. I'm all started,
get starting. Let's set it started. Let's get it starting
in here. Let's get starting. Let's get starting yet yeah yeah, yeah,

(05:31):
all right. I think we're gonna be okay. I think
we're gonna be okay. I think we're gonna get through
this thing today. Excellent song, excellent choice. Yeah no, no,
I know, so we have no choice. We have to
get through this thing. Line six is Leah, a nurse
over in New Jersey. No wait a minute, you feel
a little guilty that you missed the pandemic. Oh how

(05:52):
did you get out of well? Wall, Go ahead, I
feel so guilty. I had a baby. Oh that'll do it.
All the stuff you should have been doing with your
career was all put aside because you had a baby.
How selfish of you to have a child. I know
it only took me thirty five minutes. I can't believe it. Wow, Well, congratulations, Leah.

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Was there ever a time? Was there ever a time
playing with your new little baby that you were thinking, Ah,
I really should be at the hospital to help him
out right now? Was there ever really truly some feelings
of guilt? It was the two weeks before I gave
birth that I felt absolutely terrible that I wasn't there
with them. But I think once I had him, it

(06:40):
was like, well, this is a little bit safer and
probably better. So Plus, yeah, there was no sleep, so
I wouldn't have been able to do anything anyway to
help anybody else. Yeah, yeah, there is that. Plus you
know there could be another one on the way, so
don't give up yet another pandemic or another baby both. God. Yeah, Leah,

(07:04):
if I was you and I heard another pandemics on
the way, I get out there and get pregnant really fast.
We're gonna name this one. We're hit our second child,
second wave. Let's not forget what's important, and that's you
and your family. And I hope you have a very safe,
safe childhood. Well you know your child is the safe childhood,

(07:25):
and you have a safe motherhood. And thank you for
being the first caller of the day. We've got some
Elvis Duran Morning morning show scrubs from Hackensack Meridian. They're
on their way for you. Okay, awesome, thank you so much.
I love you guys are the best. Love. Listening to
you on my way into work gets me going, Wait,
is this your first baby? You said? And no, it's
actually my third. It's my second. Oh my first baby. Yes,

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but it's week back to work, all right, Danielle. Danielle,
what's the best advice you can give a new new mom?
Sleep when you can, Because the guy it's been I
don't know how many years now and I'm not getting
a lot, so sleep when you That sounds so great, Leah,

(08:07):
hold on one second straight night, it's gonna come on
and flirt with you, give you some scrubs. Hey, so
let's get our horoscopes going. Kind of curious to know
how we're kicking off this week. All right, let's see
it's ice Cube's birthday today. It is Neil Patrick Harris's
birthday today, so happy birthday to them. Capricorn, You're gonna
find strength during the hardest moments, so be sure to
put on that brave face. Your day isn't eight Aquarius.

(08:30):
Do not neglect self care. You're in need of a
U day to restore your mental health. Your day is
a seven hey, Piices, do not let anybody stay in
the way of your dreams. Keep going your days and
nine Aries. Do not get in your own head. You
own any room you walk into, so keep shining. Your
day is a seven Tauris. You may be experiencing some
dark days, but do not let it dull your shine.

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Your day isn't eight gem and I. When you speak,
people love to hear what you have to say, so
be sure you use your natural gift of gab. Your
day is a ten Cancer. Somebody around you is in
need of your guidance. Be sure to check in with
the people you love. Your days and nine Leo, be
bold as you navigate uncharted waters. You are humble and
you can see through any situation. Your day is at

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ten Virgo's self doubt is not welcome in your headspace anymore.
You can do anything you set your mind to. Your
day is in eight Libra. Your advice can help a
lot of different people, so keep on speaking your truth.
Your day is a nine Scarpio. Open yourself up to criticism.
You will always come out stronger when you evaluate your
own shortcomings. Your days and eight and Sagittarius. Your flaws

(09:33):
are what makes you unique, so don't hide what makes
you shine. Your day is a nine and those are
your Monday morning horoscopes. All right, let's get rolling into
the three things we need to know. By the way,
we enter into a free money phone tap week. Thanks
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So hang out, all right, Gondhy, good God, Where do

(09:55):
you start? So much going on? Let's start in Atlanta.
Atlanta was a flashpoint over the weekend after the fatal
police shooting of Rachard Brooks and a Wendy's parking lot.
Brooks allegedly grabbed an officer's weapon, which happened to be
a taser and fired it at them. As he was fleeing,
an officer shot him twice in the back. It has
now been ruled a homicide. The police chief has resigned,
the officer has been fired, that Wendy's was burned to

(10:18):
the ground, and now a Georgia district attorney is deciding
whether or not he will file charges this week against
the officers, telling CNN the death seems unreasonable. Doctor Fauci
says it'll be a while before the country gets back
to any sense of normal, but says ideally that sense
of normalcy will return within a year or so. He
went on to say a number of coronavirus vaccines are

(10:38):
making significant progress. The number of confirmed cases, though, does
continue to rise across the country, with the death toll
now passing one hundred and seventeen thousand and Finally, the
NBA is going to begin testing players and staff for
COVID nineteen beginning next Tuesday. Tests will be conducted every
other day for all personnel involved in the league's restart
in Orlando. Teams are expected to arrive in Orlando starting

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July seventh. And those are your three things, Thank you, Gandhi.
Let's take a break and we'll come back only if
you want to. Now, are you ready for a Monday show?
Can you handle it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, alright, coming
back after this we start the Monday Show. Hang Out.
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(11:26):
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only on MTV. Elvis Durran in the Morning Show, Well, hello, hello,
we want to take bets on where Elvis went. I say,
he just tapped out. He did the first break and

(11:47):
he's done. He asked me, and he goes, how much
time do we have left? I said about a minute
twenty seconds. He goes, oh, come back, Oh, sorry, all right?
Where are we going on? Are we? La? I thought
you tapped out for the day. I thought you said
you'd baby did the first break, and he said, you
know what, I'm going back to bed. I'm giving them
all I have. I gave it my all. I'm left

(12:11):
with nothing. No, my printer's messed up. I had to
go to another printer and it's it's just good Printerville anyway,
Sorry about that. Who I was walking down the stairs,
I said, they start speaking loudly. I could hear you talking.
I'm like, I think they're back on. That's the good
thing about having eight tires on this truck. One tire
goes down the other seven. But it's so funny to

(12:33):
all be sitting in the zoom room and like we're
all looking in your chairs empty, and which is like
back in and goes um because he knows there's only
twenty seconds left. I go. I told him there was
a minute twenty and he said he'd be back. I'm
guessing he's coming back. I don't know. Well I didn't
come back. I wasn't he did, I wasn't on time,
but I came back. Okay. I think Scary actually said,

(12:54):
well that was then and this is now. That's what
he says, I have to fifteen second. Yeah, well, okay,
I'm back. We could go on and on for hours
about how before we could just kind of lean into
the fact I'm back. Anyway, we do have a one

(13:15):
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I want to put it in my kitchen, it won't
fit because I bought the cabinets too low. But I

(13:38):
love this thing so much. I'm actually thinking about ripping
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will fit. It may win, it's the only option. It
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I love it anyway. We're giving away a thousand dollars.
Are we're also giving away a Delongi oven or some
sort of espresso maker or something too. Fortunately, no, Ell,

(13:59):
it's just the money. Oh come on, man, juice it up.
How to give something? Come on, I'm not brokering these deals.
I'm not. I don't have Arfryar's growing out of me.
Come on, yeah, but you know if you give it away,
they'll do it. They're so nice, they'll we love long.
So here's the thing they've they've because of the pandemic

(14:20):
a lot of more. People have been cooking at home,
making coffee at home, so they ran out practically everything.
Now they're finally getting back on the night. Yeah, they're
not hagging back in the stock. Is this a true story?
You're just making it? Oh, this is true. I was
waiting for an air fryer for like six months, saying,
you know what, else, You're right, that did sound like
a dad's story. That's kind of like it doesn't like
when the dad makes stuffing, the circus is closed because

(14:40):
he doesn't want to take care of that. Man, don't
make stuff up. Hey, you know what, we're adults here.
We can handle the truth, all right, Okay, so look
at least it's a thousand dollars and you can go
buy your own DeLong you with that. A thousand dollars
free money phone tape coming up about forty minutes from
right now. Hey, producer Sam, good morning, Good morning. How
you doing guys? Fantastic? Yeah, we're good. Yeah. I'm very

(15:05):
quart of Alex's pills last night, so I could sleep
a sleeping pill and I'm just not waking up. I'm like, broa,
it works so well, you're asleep right now. That's supposed to.
It's supposed to turn off at some point, right, isn't
there like a thing I can push and it goes?
That's how it. Later on this afternoon, you'll be a
wide awake. Alex said, you know you were screaming in

(15:27):
your in your sleep last night. I said, what did
I say? He said, you screamed out loud. We've got
to help him get his job back. I'm like, then
you don't remember out. I started filing to my dreams
and I just could not find it. So apparently, so
when we know lost his job and it's up to
us to get his job back, I hope it hits
you later on. Yeah, yeah, do we know anyone who

(15:51):
just lost the job? We know a lot of people
just lost it. Yeah, yeah, all right, I'll look into that.
These pills, man, I can't take him. Uh, producer Sam,
make his feel good? All right? I got you. So
so many people tagged me in the story over the weekend,
I had to feature it. It is about the world's
most adorable protest I've ever seen. So in Seattle, a

(16:12):
group of nine little kids decided to have their very
own protest in their neighborhood, and it's about as cute
as you're picturing. It's homemade signs, and in the video,
which is up at Elvis Durand dot com, you hear
these kids yelling black Lives Medal because they can't even
say the words yet, but they knew they believe in it,
which is fantastic. They also sold popcorn and lemonade, donating

(16:35):
the money earned to the National Urban League, and I
checked out the go fund me link this morning. These
kids have raised over eleven thousand dollars, So yeah, they're
putting in the work and it's paying off. At the
core of the protest is the cars. They're a huge
family of six, including four adopted children, who know firsthand
that sometimes kids with darker skin are just not treated

(16:57):
the same. The father said, our kids are too young
to understand the complexity, but it's up to us as
parents to help kids understand many complicated and at times
ugly things in life. So mom and dad are doing
something right because these kids are putting in the work
and getting some results, and I think that's amazing. Thank
you to everyone who sent me this story, and if
you have a story that deserves to be featured, email me.

(17:19):
Sam Elvistrand dot com subject line feel goods excellent? Sam?
What are you making for dinner tonight? Are you thinking
about it already? You usually just take the entire day
to plan this evening out. What are you doing? Yeah,
it's because when I forget I ends up ordering really late.
I don't know. I'm a little hungover. And we'll talk
about it later. Okay, you were having cocktails? Was it
margariteas yesterday is on Saturday? Yesterday was straight up beer

(17:42):
and it was great. It was your beer. Yesterday was
a rose day for us. I don't know what about
you straight name? What did you drink yesterday? Oh? I
drank a lot of water. I almost died on Friday.
I'll tell you later. I'll tell you now what he did?
You almost die Friday? Uh? Well, you know we I
can't have a dog right because I'm allergic. Well, we

(18:05):
still want a dog, so we looked up the most
hypoallergetic dog, which was a Yorkie about this big, like
the size of it, I don't know, a melon tomato. Yeah,
So we can't get the dog right until I know
I'm allergic. So they let us sit with this puppy
in the car for twenty minutes, and so I'm sitting
with this puppy petting it, and it's rubbing, you know,

(18:26):
rubbing it all over my face to see if I'm allergic,
and I'm fine, right, So then you know, we take
the dog back in and then I sit back in
the car and then all of a sudden it just
hits me and full blown allergies, asthma, my eyes, swell shot,
can't breathe, everything. So I've been trying to rehydrate and
drink a lot of stuff. But yeah, a puppy of
this big almost killed me. For two days. Yeah it's

(18:47):
still going on. I still can't breathe. But you know,
every time you hang out with Match the Schnauzer, you
seem okay, hey, you know, well, we want to talk
to you. We want to see if we should try
a Schnauzer because it was a Yorkshire Terrier. I mean,
it's not the most man we can roll around with.
You want to come roll around with my puppy. I
think I need to. I need to see it the
most manly of dogs. I want to have to walk
that thing out in the rain holding an umbrella, you know. So,

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I mean I want a dog, but I can't get
a dog because I'm allergic to literally every kind of dog. Oh, Nathaniel,
even though can back up, I'm allergic, Goddy, trust me,
I've tried, Can I back up? What did you say,
Froggy about are not being manly dogs? You know, I
know it's not the most manly of dogs, but I
guess that's what I have to do. Like, what are

(19:34):
you trying to say Elvis has a gay dog. I'm
not saying. No, I didn't say he has a gay dog.
I'm just saying it's not the biggest thing, you know.
I was talking to Scotty Bee, like, I can't play
fetch with Max with a frisbee, right, He's not gonna
run and catch fetch if you teach him. He's catch frisbees,
but he like he has a little gumby doll he'll
pick up and bring back. But Max is the kind

(19:55):
of dog that you need to put a sweater on
him when he's when it's cold. I don't want to
have to put any clothing on a dog. You know
what I'm saying. You don't don't do that. It's weird.
Maybe you don't need a dog because you know nothing
about dogs. I really don't know anything about dogs. I
was died from a puppy on Friday. So okay, maybe
let's rethink this. Let's rethink this dog thing. Maybe you

(20:17):
shouldn't be having a dog anyway, just saying all right.
Uh anyway, so where were we before this? We were
talking about alcohol? What do we drink? Yeah, doesn't to
be alcohol. What did you drink last night, Danielle? A beer?
We were outside actually, so we have a television outside
in the nice weather. So we were watching forensic files

(20:37):
last night. My mom's still here, so we kept watching
different forensic files than I had a nice beer under
a blanket. It was It was really nice, it was cozy.
I saw that you went flying a kite with your mom.
Is that true? Oh? Yeah. We had a big, huge
eagle kite that we got on Amazon and we flew
it and it was beautiful kite flying weather on Saturday

(20:58):
and the park was empty and I went with my
eleven year old and my mom and this We got
this kite to fly as a high as the string
would go, like, we used all the string on this kite.
It was incredible. People thought it was a real bird.
They got closer like, I thought it was a bird.
I thought the kite. It was so cool, it was
really awesome. You know you've let out too much string

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When an Air Force plane flies by and shoots down
your kite, that's when you know. Sorry, get me to
get in your way. Gandhi, what did you drink last night?
Last night was a lot of water. The night before
was the Jamison. We went to a bonfire and a
little get together socially distanced, of course, and I did
the same thing. Did I know, I didn't just just

(21:43):
to irritate you. But there was a dog there, and
I'm I'm more allergic to dogs than I ever give
myself credit for. But I wouldn't stop playing with the
dog until by the end of the night, I was like,
I can't breathe. We'd have to leave, and Brandon was like, yeah,
it's about that time. Why do you do this to
yourself because they're dogs and they're so cute. I can't hope.
What a great weekend. We were outside all weekend long,
and of course my eyes, my eyes were beat red

(22:05):
because I didn't have any Clareton or whatever with me.
It was like scratch, scrash, roof, what'd you drink. Last night, Scary,
last night I had some lemon cello and my father's barbecue.
And the day before that, I was at a different
barbecue and I had an Irish whiskey on the rocks.
The Bailey's Irish cream specifically look that awesome, very milky.
But Daniel, I love watching Scary's dad on his Instagram

(22:27):
story and he was cooking sausage. I love the sausage, Anthony,
the best sauceage. Nothing excites him more than cooking on
the back porch, big fat sausages on the barbecue. I'll
leave it right there. I like how you guys are

(22:47):
making fun of Nate getting a Schnauzer and you're you're
saying it's too fam of a dog, and then Scary's
drinking lemon cello. It's an Italian much. It's like it's
like it's like the little Schnauzer of cocktails. It's like, son,
tell you, well, I have to tell you guys. We're

(23:08):
about to take a break. But I am nervous, excited something,
something's gonna happen tonight. And I don't know what to where,
I don't know how to act. I don't know if
I'm going to freak out and and maybe not go
and do it. I'm doing something tonight, and I'm all,
just I'm beside myself. Oh, I'm going out to a
restaurant for dinner. It's the first time I've been out.

(23:32):
I don't know how many months. I mean, I'll I
was like, whoa wait a second here, No, not doing that.
Don't worry about that. All the women, You're safe. You're
safe tonight women. Yeah, no, I'll get to date. I remember.
I remember the restaurant. I remember when I ate, and
I haven't been inside a restaurant since then. Of course

(23:55):
it's outside dining, but still I'm nervous. I'm gonna be there, like,
how do you act? What do you do? Forky's easier.
I don't know where's the napkin? Go? I forgot how
to use a napkin. So I am excited. So tonight's
my night. So we're very happy about this. So anyway,
other than that, it's a beautiful Monday where I'm sitting.

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Let's take a break. We'll be back after this. This
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It's join Honey dot com slash duran. Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Yeah, you know a lot of people
just said vacation. No, I don't think we're gonna take
one this year, and then they started thinking about it,
like no, maybe maybe we should get out of town.
So a lot of people are planning vacations. They really are.

(26:05):
I know we all are. And of course vacations different
this year because most people want to drive. The question
is this, do you want to get on a plane,
get there faster and have less exposure to a less
amount of people on a plane but you're closer, or
would you rather stop several times, stay in hotels and
have exposure to different types of people in different places.

(26:27):
So there is a debate on whether which one is
the safest. If you think about it, if it's just
you by yourself, in a car, not stopping ever or
on the way across the country. Maybe that's the safest,
but doesn't sound very practical, does it. I mean? No, No,
let's talk to Shannon. Hold that thought. Let's get Shannon

(26:49):
on then we'll go to you. Immediately, gone to you. Okay,
Hey Shannon, Hi, Well, welcome to the show. So you
and the family, you're all in the car traveling right now? Correct?
We are. We are from Jacksonville, Florida. Drove up to
Wisconsin to visit family about nine days ago and we're
headed back right now home. Wow. So is this something

(27:10):
you would typically do or would you typically fly? And
how do you use it? You're always driving? We're flyers, definitely.
We have seven and eight year old in the car
with us right now. Yeah, there's a way to go. Yeah. Well,
so how was the trip? Because a lot of people
are planning on taking their vacations and they're not going
to be flying, They're gonna be driving, just like you're doing.

(27:32):
So what have you learned on this trip to and
from Wisconsin on your way back to Jacksonville. Well, there's
people all over the country. We, like I said, once
one end of the other wearing masks and sanitizer everywhere.
A lot of restaurants are still closed, only doing drive through,
like we just got the kids McDonald's because the sun

(27:54):
shining and they're starving, and you know, but you know,
everyone's still one about their lives and doing what they can.
And it was important to us to see family. And
my husband got burloads so he's off right now and
my hours got reduced, so we just stuck up, so
up and visit and we had some family. To be honest,
I didn't want to see us because of COVID and

(28:16):
that broke our hearts. My brother is you know, taking precautions,
but then other family and friends that were super excited.
So we have to respect everyone's everyone's wishes right now.
And you know it's true everyone's everyone's doing this at
their own speed, and we have to respect that. I
understand that. I do. I get it well. So a

(28:36):
lot of us on the show are about to hop
in cars and take vacations in a few weeks. Is
there anything you've learned, anything you need to teach us?
Just remind us about these long long distance trips, like
are you guys taking turns driving or is your husband
driving work I've been offering. We left Wisconsin at two
o'clock yesterday afternoon. We are GPS two hours and fifty

(29:01):
five minutes from home, and we drove straight through. Um
let the kids sleep. I offered to drive many times
if he told me no, he's not going my driving.
So I talked him into polling over about probably like
three hours ago, and he took a little cat nap.
So we're just going, Okay, I don't know, Frog, You're

(29:27):
about to hop in the car and go for a ride,
right we are. So we are going to drive from
Jacksonville to Hilton Head, stay for a couple nights. I
think we're gonna go to Charleston for a night or
two and then Savannah and then back home. And so
yesterday I was told that there's going to be a
list of rules before we all get in the car
of my driving, how fast I'm able to drive, how far? Wait?

(29:50):
Wait wait wait wait, So Lisa is posting a list
of rules. Didn't did you have rules in your car? Um, Shannon, Uh,
you know we didn't. If I found with my husband
long enough to know that he's driving, he's in charge.
You know I got the radio controls he's the boss

(30:11):
of everything else. Your assignments, doesn't It doesn't work though.
Lisa's like, hop faster you're going? Well, why are you
going that fast? Why why are you going faster than
those people? Well, you can't cut that guy off. You
gotta get over in that land. Oh God, terrible you guys. Rules,
you should have rules, Shannon. We'll let you go. You
guys have a safe two and a half hours left
and Jacksonville. What's what's your weather like today in Jacksonville? Frog, Oh,

(30:33):
it's going to be beautiful eighty four and sunny all
all week long. So you're coming home to good weather, perfect, Shannon,
Just be careful. Okay, thanks a lot. So yeah, rules,
what rules do we have? I want to hear? Do
you guys want to hear these rules? At Lisa's posting
on the yeah on the windshield, go ahead, as I say,

(30:53):
as soon as she wakes up, I'll get the rules
from her. But I know the number one is speed.
She thinks that I should never go more than eight
miles over the postage speed limit. I think that is
complete crap. Really, see I'm about the smiles. Yeah, yeah,
I mean you can get it right, definitely. No. When

(31:14):
you find no, here's what you do when you get
on the road and you're on a road trip. You
find some other person that likes to drive like you drive,
and you two stick together. Always make sure that person's
in front, because then they'll get the ticket first. However,
if you ride with them two people, you could really
make up a lot of time. Like, I'm somebody who
gets in the car. I turned the GPS on and
it says you're gonna arrive at four or fifteen. I'm like, bitch,

(31:37):
that's a challenge. You're getting there at four or five,
four or fifteen? Like who I'm oh, you're playing You're
playing a video game with your car and your kids,
your kid's life and your wife's life. So years. No,
I'm thinking, if I'm going to have the time to
go out there and do a road trip, I want
to just take my time, pace it out. Don't be
in a hurry because it's it's gonna take forever to

(31:59):
get there anyway. Like, what is the last time you
went on a road trip, Danielle, See I the farthest
I'll go is Wildwood, New Jersey, which is three hours.
Because I'm in the car with my mom, and Mom,
I love you. I know you're upstairs sleeping. But she
is something else in the car. She is the backseat
driver of all backseat drivers. I mean, I can have
the GPS on and she still thinks she's the GPS.

(32:20):
I'm like, it's on. I hear the voice. I don't
need you to tell me. I can hear the ladies talking.
You don't need to help. Thank you, just sit there.
Thank you. Lisa's a pullover. I need to go to
the bathroom. I want to get food. Let's go see
what this town has. No, we're on the road to
where we're going. But that's a part of the experience.
That's a part you're getting to know America. So I

(32:41):
know that you Ganda, you're about to hop in a
car and drive. You're going to Hilton Head as well. Right, Yeah,
we're gonna do Hilton Head and then visit the parents
in Florida. And because I have a decent amount of
family members that are in the medical field, nobody can
fly because they're not allowed on airplanes right now. They'll
have to come home in quarantine for two weeks. So
we're drying and it's really making me contemplate how much

(33:02):
I actually love everyone in my family, Like, do I
really want to drive all the way down to Florida
to see you guys? I don't know. That's a long
long drive. It is, you know, it's kind of sexy, like, oh,
let's just drive across America. But once you're halfway across America,
you're like, God, can't we just bail the cards, bail
out of it and just get in a plane and go.
I'm one of those people. Everybody go to the bathroom

(33:22):
before we get in the car, before we get on
the road, and we'll stop when we get where we're going.
We're not going to stop seven times. Not necessary. I'll
tell you why. Amanda on line twenty four has has
it figured out? Amanda? Yes, what did you buy for
your for your well, good morning you welcome to Monday.
You know what did you buy for your a long
haul trip? Um? I bought a funnel? A funnel, a

(33:47):
P funnel, A woman's P funnel, not a man, a
woman's P funnel. So if we need to go the restroom,
we have it right in the car for us. Okay,
who all is in your car? Um? It is my husband, myself,
and two of our two kids. We have a nine

(34:08):
year old and a six year old and funnel around
the car. Yeah, and where do you put it in
a jar? They It comes with a case and it
kind of folds up. Okay. I was just hanging it over,
hanging it over the rear view mirriage. So we have

(34:31):
it if we need it. So we came prepared. Hey,
it's good. You never know when you need it. I'm
with you. I always need it, all right, Will you
and your pet funnel have a very very very wonderful
though summer of traveling. Hope you get a lotto mileage
on your pet funnel. All right, thanks for listening to us.
I appreciate it. Amanda, Hey, Danielle, who be having a

(34:52):
conversation with about travel. So, I was talking to one
of my friends who works on airplanes. He works like
he works, like fixing them and helping out with them.
And he said, the amount of safety stuff that they're
working on right now just to sanitize and make sure
that we're safe flying is incredible. It will be the
safest way to travel very soon, he said. And flying

(35:14):
right now is not the way that it used to be.
He says that we think we're getting that recycled air
He said, you're really not getting the recycled are like
you used to. So he says there's a lot going
into airplanes right now, so he's very excited about it.
I was very excited talking to him because I was like, good,
I have heard from a lot of people in the
airline industry, industry they say the same thing you're saying.

(35:36):
They're saying, it really is safer than you think. So yes,
you sit right next to that coughing old lady. You'll
be fine anyway. Danielle, why are you here? Let's get
into the Danielle Report. What do you have going on? All? Right?
So this was cool. Over the weekend, Barbara Streisan actually
sent a special gift to George Floyd's a six year
old daughter. She made her a Disney stockholder. And obviously

(36:01):
the docks are not worth as much as they were
before coronavirus, but it's so pretty cool and the socks
could go up right, so that was awesome. She was
very excited about that. So there are rumors going around
that Megan Markle's mom has moved in with Megan and
Harry and that she's actually been really good taking care
of the baby and helping in that. They want to
buy the home that they're renting so that mom could

(36:24):
move in permanently and help them out. My mom would
like me to add on here so that she can
move in permanently. She was. She was showing me over
the weekend where I could add to the house for
her that she could she could move. It was so cute.
She was so cute. All right, if you're a fan
like I am of Outer Banks, John b Sarah Cameron

(36:45):
from the show. I know it's just the characters, but
in real life the actors are dating. Oh my gosh,
I was breaking out over the weekend. Oh my gosh. Yes,
Jase Stokes confirmed his romance with Madeline Kline. They are together.
It's Instagram official, guys, I know. Okay, so cool. So
Sia caused a little controversy over the weekend. I don't
know if you saw this, but some of Nicki Minaj's

(37:08):
fans were asking her if she would maybe collaborate, consider
collaborating with her, and she accidentally said sure, I love
Cardi b I would love to collaborate with her. And
it was Nicki Minaj. They were talking about so he
confused thea It got really it got really interesting, and

(37:30):
then and then they started Then the fans started talking
about the feud, and then Cia said, do you really
think with everything going on in the world, Nicki Minaj
and Cardi B really care about their feud right now?
And then Cia had to come back and apologize and
it was really crazy. It was yeah, it was nuts.
So anyway, she apologized. She says, why can't we all

(37:50):
be friends basically, and she says, why can't I love
you both? So let's talk about Jason Derula. We know
he's the TikTok king. I think we can all agree
with what He was doing something today and drove me nuts. Okay, well,
the other day he did he ate he wanted to
do twenty two burgers. He wanted to eat twenty two
burgers in two hours because he hit like twenty two
million on TikTok. He got to twenty burgers, that's all

(38:11):
he could do. So now he is challenging uh Dwayne
the Rock Johnson to hot dog eating contest. He thinks
on July fourth he could go head to head with
the Rock in a hot dog eating contest. So far,
the Rocks hasn't answered. I know, wouldn't that be cool?
So if the rock would like, yeah, well we'll see
if it happened. So I don't know. Um The Bachelor

(38:33):
yesterday and I feel like I feel like I'm killing
myself slow. Really I don't see him no. And Jason Derulo,
why would you want to put that in your body
when you have those halves? Man? Those Oh my gosh,
so hot. I can't even don't worry about his dam'll
he'll keep those? I know? So nice. The season finale
of song Land Usher is on there helping out You've

(38:54):
got ninety day fiance. I started watching The Chilling Adventures
of Sabrina finished season one. I know I'm late to
the party, but it's so good, so if you haven't
jumped on that. And also Netflix has the Forensic Files collection.
I cannot believe how they can figure out these these
stupid cases with like one piece of fiber from a

(39:15):
wool skirt. It's so ridiculous, but they do it, and
they solve these murder cases. So you should check that
out as well. And that's my Danielle report. Thank you, Danielle.
It's true. We have a one thousand dollars to long
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Morning Show, I just had a few people over for

(40:01):
a quick barbecue outside for Alex's big birthday weekend. We're
not giving the number, We're just calling it big and
anyway down the street in Chester, New Jersey Chester meat Market.
Everyone goes there for meets. The guys who run it
are just the best guys in the world. Right, So
I get there at seven in the morning, thinking no
one's gonna be here at seven. They open at seven.

(40:23):
This is gonna be great. The line was already down
the sidewalk. I mean it was maybe maybe fourteen people
deep already, of course, and you're spread out, so we're
I'm all the way down near the near the wall greens,
if you know what I'm talking about. But finally get
in there and the world of meets was waiting for me.
It was just fabulous. So thank you to Chester Meets.

(40:43):
We gotta meet, We got I got extra stuff. We
came home, had a beautiful night. It was wonderful. And
then Alex says, let's go out to dinner tomorrow night,
Monday night. So I found a restaurant not far. They
said it's their first night open in New Jersey. So
get there, you know, by seven o'clock. And they don't
know what to expect. That it could be a wait,

(41:04):
we don't they don't know. I said, it's okay, it's
a byob. We'll bring our wine. I think we talked
about this right and I realized looking at the calendar,
I have not been in a restaurant since March ninth. Wow,
long time. Yeah, let me know. I don't think it's more.
I can't even remember the last time I went into

(41:25):
a restaurant it was. It had to be before that probably,
and I haven't been inside another one but to pick
up takeout since. Yeah. Our last dinner was a place
called Veronica with our friends Lee and Ricardo. It was
our last sit down dinner in a restaurant. The last
party I went to was a birthday party on March twelfth.
I was there with Scary Wow, our friend Cheryl Crowley's

(41:47):
birthday party. Now was there? Was there already a feeling
at that party that we shouldn't have been at that party?
How are you feeling? Scary? I was feeling okay, but
they were people like my girlfriend was like, I don't
know if I should come and out. I might just
go straight home. That was that uneasiness in the air.
That was the week of the uneasiness for sure, and
then that weekend is when it started to really close up. Yeah,

(42:07):
the last big we went to we went to a
dinner party to friend's house on the fourteenth and we
all knew this is it. Yeah, we're done. Where are
we saying, Danielle the well. The last big dinner I
went was February twenty eighth, which is crazy. But the
last big event we went I think was for Remember
Women in Radio Gandhi and yeah for iHeart and then

(42:28):
that was our big thing and I think we even
were all like because we were all talking about it.
They are going. I wonder how much longer we're going
to all be able to get together like this, and
then it all happened. Yeah, it's crazy now. So Froggy,
you were the first in our family to start going
back out again, because down in Jacksonville, you guys hit
phase one phase two quickly, right right, Yeah, I mean

(42:51):
we've been going to outdoor, but once again, I like
to just stick to outdoor dining. I know that you know,
line with me. You can go inside. And now I
think Florida fifty percent without allowing fifty percent, and they're
still social distancing and all the serverys are wearing masks. However,
I just feel more comfortable sitting outside. I would prefer

(43:11):
to be outside anyway. I love it al fresco. Pandemic
or no pandemic. I mean, lista. I went to have
dinner the other night. It was raining, and we still
found a way to sit outside underneath the edge and
the way the wind was blowing. It was still kind
of blowing the rain in. I didn't care. I'd rather
sit outside inside. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I will
tell you this. I wanted to share this with you guys,
even though we're doing very well in our own houses

(43:33):
away from each other, and you know, think God, Scary
and Nate and Scotty Bee can be at our studios
to keep things working because they have to be. Someone
has to be, and we're all spread out. Danielle is
in her house in New Jersey. I'm way out of
New Jersey on the farm, and Gandhi's in Pittsburgh or
I mean Detroit, and then you know Frogs in Jacksonville.
I was watching video the other night of all of

(43:55):
us in the studio doing some bit or something, and
I was like, Wow, that would be that would be
great to maybe be in a studio together one day.
We should I used to hang out with those people.
I remember that, and I remember it all came back
to me, the dynamic of us being in the same
room with each other and being able to talk and

(44:16):
look at each other and talk at each other and
look at each other, and it's sort of you know,
I don't know it would do you're self a favor.
Go watch a video of us in the studio together
and you'll be like, whoa, it's so long ago. Wild.
I think Danielle's last time she traveled us to come here,
right Danielle. Yep, last time I try that was a

(44:38):
couple of months a couple of months back. My mom's already.
So I missed throwing things at you guys when people
upset me, like, I can't do it here. I just
have to sort of like minimize your screen. But when
you're in the studio you can launch something. And I
really missed that feeling. Where's my can I'm gonna throw
things to you out of the screen, scary stuff. It

(45:04):
effective the same, it isn't the same. So anyway to
be going out to the to the restaurant tonight, I'm excited.
It's gonna be weird. I'm putting clothes on for the
first time, you know, I haven't worn clothes, and uh,
we're bringing our own wine and we'll sit outside and

(45:25):
we'll do our thing and you know, well we'll learn
it together. I mean, if we make a mistake, they'll
call us out on it. Now, I got a question,
are you bringing your own like forks and knives and
stuff like that, okay, because that kind of freaks me out,
even with takeout food, like they go, do you want,
you know, forks and knives and stuff like? No, thank you?

(45:47):
I use my own at home, like I don't know,
like I feel like have fork will travel. That's I
feel I am right now. I don't know. Speaking of
someone said of Texas, said, yes, Elvis, they still use utensils.
I know it's been a long time since you been
like we use our hands like only a medieval times, right, Yeah,

(46:09):
I don't know. So uh scary, I mean Scotty. Scotty's
nervous to go out on Long Island. Restaurants are open now,
aren't they. And yes, I'm hearing he's he's just not
ready to go out yet. And that's fine. If you
have some people in your circle that are not ready,
don't you know, don't push him him do their own thing. Yeah,
I was, yes, go ahead. I was moments away from
taking my daughters to Chili's yesterday just to sit outside

(46:32):
because there's a beautiful day, and my wife and I
kind of looked at each other and said, I just
I don't know. I just don't think we're ready to
do that yet. We're not comfortable going to a restaurant
with other people, even if it's outside. So I'm not
sure when that feeling of okayness will return. I just
don't know when we can go. Yeah, well you go
on your own terms. I TOOKTT because I drove an

(46:52):
hour to Long Beach on Friday night for dinner, sat outside,
and on Saturday night went to this place Salt on
the Water by the way, where I met Anthony, the
best waiter ever. They have a huge patio with plenty
of social distancing. That's in Merrick Long Island. So shout
out to you and Scottie. You should go there because
you could. You could like throw have a football game,

(47:12):
like you'd go back and forth basketball. That's how much
social distancing at some point. Okay, I thought a game
is gonna desunt. The weirdest thing you would like this restaurant,
you could like throw a ball. Okay. Um, anyway, looking
forward to going back out Tonight's to night. I'm so excited.

(47:32):
I'm gonna absolutely put on a really nice T shirt.
It's gonna get really crazy. Uh, Danielle, let's get into
your daniel report or no to three things. I'm sorry,
yeah really late, My apologies. Um, okay, the three things
you need to know from Gandhi. What's going on? Gandhi? Well,

(47:53):
Atlanta had another bad weekend after the fatal police shooting
of Raciard Brooks and a Wendy's parking lot. Brooks allegedly
got into a physical altercation with police when he grabbed
an officer's tazer and fired at them as he was fleeing.
He was shot twice in the back, and it has
now been ruled a homicide. The police chief has resigned,
the officer has been fired. That Wendy's was also burnt
to the ground. A Georgia district attorney will decide this

(48:15):
week if charges will be filed against officers, telling CNN
that the death seems unreasonable. On Friday, the Trump administration
finalized a rule overturning Obama era protections for transgender people
against sex discrimination in healthcare. The Department of Health and
Human Services says it will now enforce sex discrimination protections
according to the plain meaning of the word sex as

(48:37):
male or female and as determined by biology. This officially
rewrites an Obama era regulation that was shaped by a
person's internal sense of being male, female, neither, or a combination.
This decision has caused a mens controversy, and finally, a
tattoo parlor in Kentucky is doing something pretty interesting and
giving free cover ups to anybody who wants to get

(48:58):
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make it happen. And those are your three things. I
was thinking about getting my gang tattoo removed. Yeah, now's

(49:19):
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David Brody. Here we go Duran, Elvis Durand phone tap.
The emails came in, Dear Elvis Durand with my mother

(51:12):
Nava is having a very expensive in ground swimming pool
with a deck installed in her house in New Jersey.
How nice is that she just failed her a final
inspection for a very minor problem. So we're just trying
to get the pool in. How great would it be
if you called my mom Nava and told her that
you're you're working for the pool company and you were

(51:33):
told there was an even bigger problem and you have
to move the entire pool, fill it in, mess it up.
She will go crazy, She'll go nuts. Make sure you
wear earplugs because when Mom gets mad, her voice will screech.
We think this is a great candidate for a phone tap. Anyway,
she was dealing with a guy named Gary from the
pool company. So call as and pretend to be Gary's boss. Okay,

(51:55):
this comes to us from Nava's son, David. Our own
David Brody is gonna be calling Nava as the boss
of the pool company. Her son David will join in.
Let's listen in to today's phone too. Hello, this is Nava, Yeah, Nava,
this is Bob shandy from my look now, pools, how
are you today? Fine? Thank you. It looks like we've
screwed up. There's an underwire cable and running under your property,

(52:17):
and the pool is too close to that, so we
have to move the pool back about nine feet. So
how some they came and they measured everything, and they
sprayed everything, and they own care to everything. I really
am trying to understand what you're saying to me. Well, look,
I can talk slower if you want. I don't understand
what part you don't understand. You don't understand what part.
That's the part that you have to break down my

(52:38):
pool and dig again. This is something very hard to swallow. Yes, sir,
listen to me, honey. I want to understand how this
school up can happen. I don't know why I didn't
design a frigging neighborhood, lady. I'm just telling you we
got to move to the pool or we can't finish
the job. No, no, no, it doesn't go like that.
Excuse me. It really does not go like that. Oh,

(52:58):
it goes like that first of the blueprints that somebody
showed you. You come and show me. I don't have
to shut listen, I just have to get there. You
have to show me. I don't have to okay everything
that you say to me. I don't know you. I
know Gary, yeah right out with Gary right. Please don't
lose your patience with me. I already lost my patience

(53:20):
because I think if somebody would do this to you
on your property, you would not act different. So please
have a distant set to show me what you were
trying to talk to me. How does your husband put
up with that voice? You get a little whiney? Did
you notice that? And you're like my mom LiLine in
my ear? It's kind of Can you tone it down
a little bit? I'm getting headache? How dare you? How

(53:42):
dare you? This is not the way if you call
yourself a businessman to talk to anyone. Because I'm shaken
from the way you spoke to me, shaken from the
way you spoke to me. I please please get you're
getting old whiney again. Stop lasting it's my voice. I'm
very sorry that you can't handle my phone voice. There
we go? Should I call her? Can you three away? Call?

(54:08):
What's up? Somebody called me just now? Ye whir ring?
I'mer my property for the table of the town. He Saidpathy,
they have to fill up the pool. Okay, I'm going
back nine No, no, no no, call him back, he said,
tell me, how does your husband put up with your
quack quack voice? Nobody? Your voice telling me a little

(54:29):
bit annoying sometimes, I mean, who are you yelling at him?
I'm allowed to ask as many questions as I was
for you as well to educate. I'm not educating you.
I'm just asking you. Who's your choice? A choice? I
am entitled to question and scream as much as I want. Okay,
for my money, somebody's gonna call my Oh, I don't know,

(54:54):
I never heard in my life and tell me you say,
we're coming to fill up your pool. Cool there ready, Hey, No,
it's gonna do this to me. Okay, Okay, I have
a Bob on the line with us. Hello phone. Yeah, yeah,
we're at your house. So we're gonna fill the We're

(55:15):
gonna fill in the pool today. You're not feeling anything.
I'm coming ahead up the liner. You're my propathy. You're
not doing anything with my own kerry. Look, what do
you want from us? What I want from you? I
want to speak to Gary. That's what I was saying
Gary's dead to you. The minute I will speak to Gary,
I will understand exactly what you want from me. You

(55:37):
are off Nytropathy. Now no, I'm on your property and
Gary's dead. You're gonna be off hytopathy. I'm sending the
police open to you. Now hold on, we got the bulldozer.
Go ahead, dump it in. Excuse me, excuse me. Don't
know what I don't want to you from here any listen,
don't don't I have a contract. This is the most
hyspastic thing I ever saw in my life. Shut off, Jimmy,

(56:01):
shut it off. Let's say crazy lady, cray lady. When
I saw your face in We'll see who's the crazy lady?
Is something you should know about your son? You've been
phone tapped? Oh my god, oh my gotty far from

(56:22):
meets you. No of anything you'd like to say to
your son. I will punish you for the rest of
your life. And there you go. Dave Brodie in charge
of irritating people and getting paid for it. That is
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(56:45):
you just won one thousand dollars from DELONGEY got it here,
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you guys. I can't say enough how much you guys
have a help. But everybody does the same thing. But
listening to you guys every morning gets me through, you know, Gandhi, Danielle,

(57:06):
the whole family. I'm just you know so you Oh.
I love the word elated and we are thrilled. We
are thrilled that you're elated. Hey, Greg, and you're also
lucky man. You're calling one hundred thanks to our friends
at DeLonge. A thousand dollars is coming your way. How's
life these days? How is it from your perspective? How
are you doing? From my perspective? It's it's a little

(57:29):
bit different. It's a new it's a new time. I
clean carpets for a living, and I get to see
how people live really, and it's sometimes not to your
pleasant right. At least you'll leave them with a nice,
nice clean carpet. Hey, here's the thing about about dogs.

(57:50):
If a dog poos on the rug and you can
clean it up as best you can, they will always
typically go back and find that same spot and poo
on it again. Can you actually guarantee that my dog
will never who on that rug again if you come
clean it. No, that's a very good question. Every single day,
and no question. You can't get rid of the smell.

(58:11):
That's it. Okay, Yeah, well it's that it's the smell
that keeps them coming back. I think you know how
dogs are anyway. I love Greg A question of question.
Is there something you can put on my rugs to
keep my cats from using it as a scratching post.
That's that's another good question. I see self under natural
scratching posts, so I don't have anything other than I

(58:33):
see people use mousetraps on furniture. But that's about it. Yeah,
they said, like that's on furniture, so animals don't crawl
up to it. Put mouse traps on. That's that's always
Gandhi's idea, mouse traps. Yes, and I'll explain that in
a second. Greg. We love that you're listening every day,
and we're so so happy that we can give you

(58:54):
a thousand dollars and keep all listening. Man, you keep
those carpets clean. We appreciate it very much. Love you guys.
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(59:16):
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just did. Go to Elvis Rand dot com. All right,
so I told Gandhi, I said, you know, we had
some friends over. We had a pool, barbecue and everything.
I bought this big mountain of desserts. Oh my god,
here here, I don't know if you can see it.
There's biscotty lemon bars, these iced cookies, and some chocolate

(59:42):
chip cookies and tons of stuff, right, tons of it.
So it's sitting out in the kitchen and every time
I walk by it, I grab one. I've got I
gotta stop, gotta stop it. And you know, the friends
are all gone. It's just Alex and me and I
do not like to throw away food. I think it's
just a sin to throw away food. But I don't
consider this food. I think this is dessert. There's a

(01:00:05):
rainbow cookie. Rainbow cookies are So what do I do
if I throw it away? I live with a guilt
of throwing away food. If I keep it here, I'm
gonna eat it all. I'm trying to figure out what
to do, right, So I said, I think you just
need to place a couple strategically place mouse traps within

(01:00:26):
the cookies so that maybe you'll get a cookie, maybe
you'll break your finger off. I don't know, is it
worth it? And then you'll think about that every single
time before you go get that cookie. Well, I really
want to go into her week without eating cookie. I
think I could do that. I think I hear that.
I think what's scary. I had the idea of getting

(01:00:46):
those doggy treat machines and setting up one in your
house and putting all the cookies in there, and then
we can remote control spit out of a cookie, have
the hue prowl over every three four hours or once
a day. How do you think? What do you think?
I love that we reward him for his good behavior
with a treat. So good, here's a rainbow. So you're

(01:01:08):
gonna you're you're gonna hook up a pet cube in
my house so you can remotely you can push a button.
It'll it'll pop a cookie in my mouth. Here's act.
And what do I What do I have to do
to deserve that? I mean, what would I do to
deserve a cookie? I think it's more of a time
based thing, a time release, because so this way we

(01:01:30):
know we can control the calories and the and the cookies.
And for good behavior. It's good behavior. What are you
talking about? He's got to be so nice and he's
got to his game like five stars. And when he
reaches five stars on his chart, he gets a piscotti.
That's forty five minutes on the peloton. Here have a cookie.

(01:01:53):
Here's would you stop making that noise? Part cookie? It
makes cookie? Oh that's disgusting. Why no? But here's here's
my other problem is I've got the machine in my house.

(01:02:14):
I'll find a way to open this machine. It's not
it's not like an atm. Okay, I'm not gonna put
I'm gonna put off the back of my car and
drag it into town. I have started to break into
my cookie machine. That's where the mouse traps come in. Handy. Well,
people are doing well. I was thinking about doing putting
everything in a freezer bag. Put it in the freezer.

(01:02:34):
It'll last forever. So I may get that done. Can't
you do aies? What do you mean? Well? Like I
sometimes will say, okay, if I can go this whole
week and work out this many days and be good
on Friday, this is my treat, and then I like
put that one cookie aside, and then I get so
excited to have that cookie. You know, all right, yet

(01:03:00):
he just rewarded himself for what I don't know. Listen
to Danielle's idea, and when it's done, very very good,
good job, and well put him over here. Okay, oh man,
that was good all right, Danielle. Yes, okay, A lot

(01:03:27):
of us enjoy the verses, right, we watched it. I know, gone,
do you enjoy it? Right? So John Legend and Alicia
Keys are gonna be going up against each other? How
cool is this? The epic piano duel? Yes, June nineteenth
is one. It's going to be happening. So get rid
of that one because that's gonna be a lot of
fun to be right, because they're both they're both so
great at piano, they're both so talented, so talented. So

(01:03:51):
Dave Chappelle released a half hour comedy special on YouTube.
There wasn't a lot of comedy, and he actually spoke
passionately about racial and injustice, particular leave the murder of
George Floyd. So if you get a chance, you may
want to check that out. Over the weekend, Nickelodeon taking
part in the celebrations for June and Pride Month, and

(01:04:11):
some people are thinking they may have confirmed that SpongeBob
is gay. I don't know, they are confirming that SpongeBob
is definitely a member. Come on, here's what they did. Okay,
let me tell you what they did. He's a sponge
They posted a picture of a SpongeBob and then they
posted a picture of two other people on SpongeBob. Right,

(01:04:31):
and now we all know that they have said SpongeBob
is asexual. Right, But they posted celebrating hashtag Pride with
the LGPT LGBTQ community and their allies this month and
every month, and so a lot of people said, that's it.
It's confirming he's part of the community. SpongeBob must be gay.

(01:04:52):
So I don't know what do you think is SpongeBob.
He could be sponge exactly. Okay, Well, why can't he
be a gay sponge. He could be a gay spine. No, No,
he can wear he can wear a rainbow stuff and
support and be an ally. He can be an ally sponge. Right,

(01:05:14):
I guess an ally sponge. Okay, we're talking about a sponge. Okay,
speaking of Speaking of Pride month, Halsey gave us a
new version of Wipe You of, Wipe your Tears. Here's
what it sounds like a lopie. So Halsey is actually

(01:05:44):
saying there are three versions of this song. Now two
are actually out, so that means there must be another
one on the way. At some point. Movies are getting
adjusted again because people are still not filming. So No
Time to Die is now November twentieth, Matrix four, twenty
twenty two, so they're just moving things around. The Mulan
remake is supposed to be in theaters in July. We'll

(01:06:06):
see if that happens. That's supposed to be one of
the first movies that will be in theaters when we
get to go back to the theater. So we'll see
if that happens. Keep you posted on that. And the
Oscars are really trying to make an effort to make
good on their hashtag Oscars So White controversy. So what
they're doing is trying to change everything and doing better
with their representation and the inclusion standards, starting with the

(01:06:30):
twenty twenty one eligibility Factors and the twenty twenty two show.
So we'll see if that happens, we'll see how they
work on it, and we'll keep you posted on all
those things. And for you, Nate, five of your actors
from Game of Thrones, we'll be playing dungeons and dragons.
They're doing it. They're doing it for Red Nose Day,

(01:06:50):
which is happening in the UK and June twentieth it
will be on Twitch, it will be on YouTube, so
you'll be able to follow along. I don't know, I
know I'm late to the party. The Chilling Adventures of
Sabrina Season one, but if you need something on Netflix,
I know, it's a couple of seasons and it's so
good you should watch it. Also, Forensic Files they have
like the collection on Netflix. The things they can figure

(01:07:11):
out by one piece of fiver from like a wool
skirt is so ridiculous. It's so awesome. So watch that
The Bachelor, the greatest season's ever. You've got song Lands.
Tonight's the season finale. Usher is actually on their helping out.
Ninety Day Fiance is on as well, and that's my
Danielle report. Hey, I just sent some of you. I
just sent you a text of the balloon sculpture that

(01:07:32):
was made for Alex's fortieth birthday party. Wow, I've never
seen a quite like this. It's got everything in it.
Tell you what there is such art history to being
able to put together a balloon thing. What do you
call it? The sculpture, right, yeah, sculpture anyway, I just

(01:07:57):
want to send it to you. You know, he comes
from he turned the I had. I thought I had
the name here. It's somewhere around out in New Jersey.
I'll find the name of it and i'll he said.
He said it was like a tiger King theme birthday.
It is it is. He may have posted it on
his Let me see if he posted it. No, he
didn't post it. He posted other balloons, but not this one.

(01:08:18):
I'll get it posted up there. But there's something. So
the lady delivered it to the house. Right. I hear
this thing, and I said, yes, I have delivery. Went okay,
I said, just leave it there, you know, at the gate.
I'll come down and get it. You know, no reason
to you know, no, I think I should come in. Okay.
So she comes in. She opens this massive truck and

(01:08:38):
out comes this I mean, it's at least seven feet tall,
made out of all these balloons and balloon animals and things.
So she handed it to me, and as she handed
it to me, the wind picked up starts balancing across
the front yard. You could see. It took a lot
of time and effort to put this thing together. I
just knew it was gonna be demolished. So I ran in,

(01:09:00):
caught it, and she ran help me cash it, and
so we were. It took us twenty minutes just exe
through the door. It's frightening. This balloon, this balloon art
is frightening. It's it's nice. But anyway, I'm gonna get
the name of this company because I think everyone should
use them. They're really good, pretty perfect. Watching people with
balloons on a windy day is amazing. It's like umbrellas.

(01:09:21):
You never know what's going to happen. It never goes
well for them. But I have a really good time
enjoying it. So I bet you brought someone joy that day. No,
it was beautiful anyway. I had this conversation with him about,
you know, you turn a certain number as far as
your birthday, your age, and it really bothers people. We've
had this discussion on the show before. Oh god, I'm

(01:09:41):
turning thirty this week or I'm turning four toy this week.
I just can't handle it. I'm like, well you will.
You're gonna handle what the alternative is. You don't handle it,
and we don't want to know what that alternative is.
Are any of you are? Any of you had all
hung up on your age and like, oh god, I
don't want to turn that age. I just can't do it. No.

(01:10:03):
I panicked when I turned twenty five because then, oh
my god, I'm suddenly closer to thirty than I am
to twenty. Oh this is crazy. And after that, no,
never again. Nope. I always feel like, if you have
to turn it, you got to celebrate it. That's my
one thing. Turn it. If you got to turn it,
you might as well celebrate it. And two, it's like
you're only you're only as old as you feel. Like
if you don't feel your age, and if you're doing

(01:10:25):
everything to take care of yourself, then like what who cares? You?
Know what I mean? There's like twelve as crazy. As
long as I don't have to act my age, I'm okay,
it's just a number. Well, there are sometimes you do
need to act you're a little more appropriate. There are laws. Yeah,
I don't want to see you at the in the
ballroom at the McDonald's jumping around with kids. But I

(01:10:48):
can go on TikTok. Yeah, go on TikTok. That's as
close anyway. I say it every year. I'll say it again.
Even though we are at a place on this earth.
It is just turning our worlds up, our world upside down,
for the better, for the worst, all of it. I
still sit here before you and tell you I am

(01:11:10):
happier now than I've ever been in my life. I'm
a little good, curious to know where life's going. But
I'm I'm telling you it's okay. Getting older, it's good.
Take it for me, the old one. Oh stop, get
out of here. Whatever I mean. Look at Brody for instance.
Talk to Brody. Brody's younger than me. But he's miserable time.

(01:11:32):
Why are you? Why are you miserable? You're always miserable
all the time. I am not miserable all the time. Okay,
last night on Twitter? Was any example? What happened on Twitter?
Lesson Scary? You're my friend, You're not my friend. Here

(01:11:58):
we go, what happened? I'm missing out on something. What happened?
I don't I don't understand. Well, I don't know what
scary things happened. But a listener of Who Listen Star
podcast made an observation of something that happened to them
in a store, and then a few people who don't
believe in wearing masks got very nasty with her, and
I defended her. So if that's what Scary's talking about,

(01:12:20):
then that's why I was getting a little gruff on Twitter,
defending our listeners. That's what he's referring to. Yeah, Twitter, right,
all right? Why Terry? Yeah, yeah, Scary. I don't think
that's a sign of him being grumpy. I think he
was just coming to the defense of a listener. Probably
a difference, that's fair, but Yeah, I'm just saying I

(01:12:43):
Brody has his moments where he where Sometimes I wonder
just about what, no about I'm not thinking in this hole. Okay,
I'm good. Started you No, no, you farted on the elevator.
Now you're trying to get off. You're gonna come out
here with the rest of us. You're gonna you can't
get the full scar on the brook Boys podcast. That's

(01:13:05):
my You don't want to hear it on this radio show.
Trust me, because I go in. I'll hear you all
the time. We we bicker like the two I will
trust you. We're gonna move on. Yeah, well whoa what
a podcast? Can't wait to hear that one, Elvis, Yes, sir,
if I can answer you a question from a few
minutes ago, why I'm grumpy? That's my friend talking. This

(01:13:30):
makes sense. Okay, it's all becoming it's all becoming very clear. Now. Yes,
thank you, Brody. We love you. Brody. You go relax
and then we'll talk to you soon. Okay, I love
you too. Guys, except for scary all right, take a
break and we'll be back right after right after this.

(01:13:51):
I know I feel sorry for them too. Hey, guys,
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(01:14:12):
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(01:14:33):
Duran in the Morning Show. Delvis Duran in the Morning Show.
I was so excited. I woke up to the most
beautiful Saturday. I drove over to Bedminster, uh Farmer's Market,
bought some beautiful vegetables, came home, had had him displayed,
you know, in the vegetable bowl on the in the kitchen.

(01:14:54):
They look great. Now like this comes home from work
so we can have his his uh his birthday dinner.
And then I look up and there's a zucchini missing.
I'm like, well, I had I had two zucchini's one's missing.
And I looked down. Alex put it down his pants
and was taking a selfie of it. He too, took

(01:15:14):
a picture of this huge zucchini and his pants and
then he posted it online. Yes, I did, what are
you doing? What's wrong? Now? Nowadays? You gotta have fun,
you gotta laugh, you gotta just have fun. And that's
what I was doing. I was celebrating my footieth birthday, putty,
and I was having a bottini and feeling great about myself,
and I said, you know what, let me put a

(01:15:36):
zucchini down my pants, the front pot, not the back pot.
Why not? Ja Derullo's got a zucchini and his pants.
Why do you get Alex? That's his so so I'm asking,
I'm like, what are you doing? You're trying to get
people to comment on your big zucchini bowls. I was

(01:15:57):
just feeling great, you know, Martini's in my footieth birthday.
I'm selling the braided with my husband for with a
nice dinner, just the two of us. And I'm like, hey,
you know me, I like to joke around you just
and that, and did you guys see the picture? Yeah?
I saw the picture and I zoomed in immediately because

(01:16:18):
I was like, whoa, hey, whoa, what's going on? So
then my boyfriend leaned over and he started to analyze
it too, and he was like, nah, that's not real.
He got something in his pants. It's like, yeah, I
was trying to convince Lisa that it was real. I
thought that was really all you, Alex. It's not far
from it. Yeah, can you send it to me. I

(01:16:41):
didn't get to see it when you posted it. I'd
like to analyze, can you. I'll repost it. Send it
to me and I'll repost it. But I'm not gonna
leave it up there. You'll just send it. Just text
it to me. Yeah, anyway, okay, So we'll put it
up and you'll see if it's offensive or not. Of course.
Finally I got my zucchini back and we had a
nice dinner. So Alex and I are going out to

(01:17:07):
dinner tonight. It's our very first for a back out
into the restaurant scene since March ninth. Did you know that?
March Wow? That's when we went out to dinner with
Lee and Ricardo. It was March ninth. Wow. So I'm
thinking there's got to be these rules that things we
got to like, I don't know what to do. I know,
you arrive with your mask on and then at some
point you can take it off. Scary, Yes, you've been

(01:17:29):
doing this since they opened up. What are we doing proper?
Phase two outdoor dining etiquette includes when you show up
you should have the mask on. You have to, and
when you're on the move. Just remember when you're on
the move to the table, mask on. At the table,
you could take your mask off, and then if you
have to get up and go to the bathroom, mask
on again. So pretty much anytime there's movement, mask on.

(01:17:51):
So and all the waiters they all have masks on,
everyone all the Yes, everybody there has the mask on. Also,
a lot of these restaurants are now off bring the
QR code a picture of the QR code of the
restaurant's menu, so you could so you don't have to
touch the menus. You can actually, you know, literally put
the q scan the code to your phone and the
menu pops up on your phone contactless. Yeah. Something tells

(01:18:17):
me the place we're going to is not going to
have that feature. But all right, so now when the
when the waiter comes up, do I need to face
the other way so they don't get my spit on
the right. No, it's business as usual. It's exactly how
you were nervous. Aren't you a little nervous, Alex? Alex,
I'm a little nervous. I haven't done it in over

(01:18:38):
three months March ninth, I was with you. All right, Well,
we're excited. Tonight's to night. I'll report back tomorrow. Speaking
of you know, trying to figure it out and maneuver
through this world of our smiling Stephen are producer at
q ANDO two Philly. We received your incredible well good morning, Stephen.
We received your incredible happy birthday Alex text yesterday. Thank

(01:19:00):
you very much. We had a great night for both
of you. Oh I'm glad. So tell everyone what you're doing.
And you feel you feel kind of dirty? Yeah, well,
I need a haircut, and where I live in Pennsylvania,
haircuts are not open. There's no schedule to be open.
It's just kind of closed right now. Delaware, which is

(01:19:21):
about like thirty minutes from where I live, they're all open.
You can go get a haircut. And New Jersey, which
is another thirty minutes off, starting back up on Monday
next Monday. So I am trying to figure out if
I should sneak over a cross state lines and go
get a haircut? Do it? Well? Is that a thing?

(01:19:43):
Are they discouraging people from driving over to Delaware to
get a haircut? Well? I know that. Like Delaware for
a while was like if you're coming out of state,
you need to quarantine for fourteen days before you like
go out into public. But they've recently taken that back.
But still I feel like, I don't know. There's there's
like all this stuff. You know. I don't want to
bring any of my Pennsylvania germs into Delaware or New Jersey.

(01:20:09):
So you're so sweet, so kind, So what are you
gonna do? I mean, I I think I'm gonna do it.
I mean I it's grow like my back of my head.
It looks like a mullet right now. I've tried chanting
it myself. I've done everything the right way, and I
feel like if it's okay for Delaware and they're only

(01:20:30):
thirty minutes away, then it's okay for me. We're all
in the same area. Like people cross the line all time.
I do it. I do it for it. Man just keeps.
But does that make me a bad person? Because I'm
like the Pennsylvania doesn't have it, and I don't know

(01:20:50):
I need so much. You need a haircut. I know
you need a haircut. Now, if you live in Delaware,
do you have a problem with our smiling's to even
driving over from Pennsylvania? Are you okay with that? Would
you let us know? Text now? At fifty five one hundred,
I'm sure they would welcome you. And I mean there,
it's not like they're at the state line looking for
license plates and they're gonna make sure you don't go
get your hair cut. I mean that there was a

(01:21:13):
high tail it right through. Well, I will tell you, Stephen, Stephen,
you don't have this problem yet, but I have. I
have hairy body. I have old man hairy body. I'm
growing hair in places where I shouldn't be growing hair.
And so yesterday I put the I put the tarp
down in the in the bathroom, and I turned on
the on the clippers, and I just I did everything everything,

(01:21:37):
Oh God, and then it annoying all over the place.
When that happens, I have the light was at vacuum
two times to get all the hair off the floor. Well,
the key is to go to home depot and order
one of these, or go to Lows rather get one
of these tarp things. What are they called, drop drop cloth?
Drop cloth, and then you just roll it all up
and throw it away. I didn't I dare you to

(01:21:59):
find one hair in my bathroom because I was very
very clean. I thought somebody's skinned to bear. No, well,
they kind of do that. So at the end, I'm like, oh, Alex,
because there is a part of my back I can't
get to. So he he came in and he did
what a good husband would do. Yeah, and he shaved

(01:22:21):
my back. You did a great job. Thank you. Thanks
for doing that. Now I'm all smooth. Do you think
I could ask the back of my head? Yes? That No,
shaving the back of your head is not weird. Shaving
your back or anything else is a little weird. Okay, okay, okay, yeah,
anything you have to take clothes off for and you

(01:22:41):
need somebody else to shave it, that's a little weird.
When he glows on and that's okay. Yeah, keep your
clothes on, all right. Yeah, I'll try. You can reach it,
you can, you can cut it. I mean, Danielle, are
you and Sheldon? Are you in Sheldon like preening with
each other? I mean, what are you doing? No? And
I've offered. I said, do you want me to to
get the back of your hair? And blah blah blah,

(01:23:02):
and we were gonna do it at first, and then
he's like, ah, whatever, who cares. He's just wearing his
hat every single day and just waiting for the place
to open up. I'm getting I think I'm going, and
then the kids are going right after me. His place
still hasn't given a date yet when they're opening up,
so I don't know what's going on there, all right, Yeah, frog,
I order this thing online called dak Blade. It's bak

(01:23:24):
Blade back blade and it's a big old handle with
a razorry. It works perfect. You don't have to take
your clothes off and asking anybody to help you shave yourself.
I have I have one of those. No, no, I
have one of those, and I just I can't figure
it out because it's you have to think backwards, you
if you want to lean it this way to move
and I'd rather just have Alex come in and shave me.
It's done. Thanks for shaving me, You're welcome, Happy birthday.

(01:23:48):
Shaved me on his birthday. A great name, and I
got a rug out of it. You got I love Alex. Alex, Hey,
by the way, smiling Stephen text just came through and says,
tell her to come to Delaware. Pennsylvanians here, all right, Stephen, Okay,

(01:24:11):
are you going today? Are you going to day to
get your haircut? As a done deal? And it's happening.
I have to I'll call it. I'll google around today
and then I'll call and make that appointment. Well, I
haven't seen one negative. They're all saying, come on over
to Delaware, Stephen. We're ready to cut your hair. So
you're you're welcome in Delaware. Okay, perfect, Thank you very much.

(01:24:33):
What Nate's so nervous? Well, I've I've talked to several
people off the air and all of them said, yeah,
tell her to come on down. Yeah, Steven's not a her.
I know that, but I don't know who are we
to guess who is who? Anymore? I'm Stephen to Stephen.

(01:24:54):
We love you, Stephen, have a great day to day. Okay, thanks, guys,
really appreciate it. Yea too late for John, John John's
calling to tell you to come to Delaware. John also
said he I think it's funny when we had the
same sort of survey about Scary interloping. Everybody said, hell no,
keep Scary out. But Stephen's so happy and lovely. They're

(01:25:14):
in fighting them on over a great ouation. I was
thinking the same thing. Gone. I'm sitting here thinking like,
wait a second, why didn't they want me coming to
spend my money over state lines in Connecticut when it opened?
Is it? You're different? You're different because his approach is different.
His approach is like this, God, you know what, I
really want to do the right thing. I don't know
if I'm welcome to get my haircut. I really need
a haircut. I don't want to do the wrong thing.

(01:25:36):
Your thing was, your table's open, I'm coming. You're like
the koolait man from state to state, just kicking out
the door like, oh come, haircrub scarer, Oh yeah, through

(01:25:58):
a wall. Well I'll ask you. Did you have a
happy birthday? Alex? Yeah? I loom guys and all of
Scary's friends vine. I'm like the grapes and then whatever
coming all right? I went ahead and posted the photo

(01:26:19):
of Alex and the hidden zucchini. See if you could
find it. See if you can spot the hidden zucchini.
It's it's online. It's at Elvis Duran on Instagram, and
I'll take it back. As soon as someone's offended, I'll
take it down. Karen out there, that'll be offended. It
looks real to me. By the way, if your name
is Karen, can we talk to Karen next break. I'm

(01:26:41):
feeling like there's a lot of good Karen's out there
who are really getting getting a bad raw deal these days,
a bad name. Yeah, seriously, I know, but they were
great before. You know, it's just one Karen ruined for everyone.
I don't think that's good. I love the text that
are coming through. Happy birthday to Alex forty years young,
have a great day. Here's some one. I shave my

(01:27:03):
husband's butt hole. Whoa person? You If you love the
person you're with, you'll shave anything for them. That's true love.
How fat? You can't shave your own butt hole? That's
it's that hard. It's a lot of trust. A mirror
to go over, a mirror, get one on the floor,

(01:27:25):
a hover, a mirror anyway they're talking about. By the way,
when you look at the uh, when you look at
Alex as he's hiding the zucchini in the photo, he
is wearing an interesting logo on his shirt. By the way,
no one has even talked about that. Oh I thought

(01:27:47):
I had to ask answer questions about what it was.
If you if you wonder how Alex makes his extra cash,
it's right there, so check it out shirt. It's trailed
his shirt at Elvis Durant Instagram. Let's get into the
three things we need to know. There is a lot
of serious stuff going on, so let's bring it on back.
Let's get to work, Gandhi, what's going on right now?

(01:28:07):
All right? Atlanta had another weekend filled with unrest after
the fatal police shooting of Rayshard Brooks and a Wendy's
parking lot. During the incident, Brooks allegedly got into a
physical altercation with police when he grabbed an officer's taser
and fired it at them as he fled. He was
shot twice in the back, and it has now been
ruled a homicide. The officer involved has been fired, the
police chief has resigned. That Wendy's was burned to the ground.

(01:28:30):
Later this week, the Georgia District Attorney will decide if
charges will be filed. GOP lawmakers in the Iowa House
and Senate have added restrictions to the state's abortion law.
The new amendment requires women to wait twenty four hours
after their first appointment to get an abortion. Women would
also be made to look at an ultrasound and get
adoption information before an abortion is allowed to take place.

(01:28:51):
And finally, some lawmakers are pushing to recognize Juneteenth as
a national holiday. If you didn't know, June nineteenth, also
known as Juneteenth, marked the end of slavery in the US.
Many say, it's been long overdue. And those are your
three things. All right, thank you, Gandia. Let's take a break.
We're back right after this. Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.
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(01:29:13):
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there gets to call us two zero, Elvis Durand in
the Morning Show. So you know we're a part of
this Karen problem. I mean every time it seems someone's
out there jaw jack in for the wrong reasons and
making people feel like crap and just hanging their stuff

(01:29:53):
on other people. It's they're going, it's like, Okay, take
a seat Karen, and we call them Karen. All right? Yeah?
What does that due? What does it due to people
who are actually named Karen? I know, I mean, it
can't be totally fair. Do we have Karen on line
twenty four? Hey, hey Karen, I'm here. Hi, Hi Karen.

(01:30:14):
Are you a nice Karen? Are you I Yaren? I
might trying to be kind to everyone. I'm always giving people.
I'm not. I'm not that stereotypical Karen at all at all.
So how is this? How is this affecting you? Knowing,
knowing that your name is being used in this way.
I cannot tell you how many times a day I

(01:30:35):
get names tech message to me Karen memes. It's crazy.
I mean, you have to tell my last time because
they are funny. But I'm like Lucy, I'm starting to
regret my parents name me Karen. I don't know. I'm
not quite sure. You know. How did the Karen tag begin?

(01:30:56):
I don't know. I've wanted that myself I haven't done idea. Look,
I can be a pin mass sometimes, but not because
my name is Karen. More because I'm a spicy quarter weaken. Okay,
all right, Gandhi, do you know where the Karen tag
came from? So Karen really started because it was just
like the stereotypical complaining like soccer mom. It could It

(01:31:19):
was interchangeable in the beginning with like Linda, Lisa, all
kinds of stuff. I don't know why Karen got stuck
with it, but Karen's are now stuck with it. Enough.
Let's sorry, Karen. We don't want you to feel like
you're disliked. I mean, have you have you ever said, yeah,
my name is Karen and people look at you and go, oh, yes,

(01:31:44):
it's not fair. Sometimes I'll just give a fake name
or something. Yeah, you should not have to give a
fake name because your name is Karen. Someone just sent
a Texas says I'm Karen, and I'm the most un
Karen Karen you'll ever meet. Now, have you ever complained

(01:32:05):
to the manager? I will admit I have complained to
the manager in the past, but not THEE like little things,
not THEE like a little face. You know, Cashier or something.
You know that it's clearly taking their day out on me.
Then yeah, I have a Okay, Karen says, you're a

(01:32:30):
good Karen. Could you have an intervention with the bad
Karen's Because of Karen, an actual Karen ruined my fun
this weekend and I'm mad at her for it. So
I need you to talk to the other ones. Yeah,
really what happened? Yeah? Okay. So we went to a
bonfire this weekend and it was this guy's birthday, so
we decided to bring him a gift. And I'm in

(01:32:51):
Michigan right now, where apparently there are no laws and
you can buy the craziest fireworks ever just on the
side of the road. So we bought a bunch of
fireworks and we went over light them off legally, and
right before we did it, this guy's girlfriend was like, freeze,
everybody know, Karen's gonna get pissed. She's gonna call the cops.
I thought she was joking about the neighbor. No, they
have a neighbor named Karen who calls the cops on

(01:33:12):
them all the time. And I couldn't shoot off my
fireworks because of Karen. So I need you to have
so it just so happens. It's a coincidence. It's a coincidence.
The complaining lady's name was actually Karen. It is this
kind of or Karen. I don't know, do we all?
We feel you're a good Karen. Daniel, right, you hear

(01:33:33):
good Karen right here? Right? Yes, I hear a good
Karen through and through. Yeah, she sounds free. All right,
you're a good Karen. We have another Karen. We're happy
to talk to you too. Karen. It's not nice to
talk to a good Karen. You really are kind of
turning turning us around on this. Have a beautiful day, Karen,
and take care of you. Thank you, thanks for coming

(01:33:53):
on with us. Line twenty three is Karen. Let's see
how she stacks up to the other Karen. See Karen.
So far, we're having very good luck with Karen today. Yeah.
I tend to think I'm a good Karen. I hope
I'm a good Karen. I heard that this was a
mean thing like a year ago, and my daughter Sodo
is really funny. I'm like, what do you mean? And

(01:34:13):
they started showing me things. I'm like, this is terrible, Like,
I don't think i'm a that kind of Karen. Karen,
have you actually had to ask other people? Pardon me?
Do you think I'm a good Karen? To see? The
overall feeling is no. But I do find that when
I'm going, like if I'm calling someone and I say

(01:34:34):
my name, I feel like I pause after I say it, like,
oh my god, I shouldn't have even give him my
real name. See, that's not good if you if you
have to resort to not using your real name because
your name is Karen, that's that's not fair. Few Hey,
don't have a clip from Dane Cook here somewhere. I'm
system if we have it. I don't know if we

(01:34:55):
we do, Karen, listen to this. This is Dane Cook.
Let's see what he's There was one person in every
group of friends that nobody likes. You basically keep them
there to hate their guts. That's the short version. I
don't know. But anyway, he goes on to say, and
her name is Karen. I don't know why that about Karen?

(01:35:19):
And managers, did we ever figure out what the male
equivalent to Karen was? Or no? Do we just call
him Karen too? We did? We had it was a
Chad Carl Carl. I don't think we're doing I don't
think we're doing anyone a service. I found it. Yeah,

(01:35:42):
it's okay, we've moved on. No, we're good, all right.
So look, Karen, you're a good Karen. Don't let anyone
mess with you. We will we will defend you till
the ends of the earth. Okay, And I will say
I have never asked for a manager. Wow. Never, Well,
you know, maybe it's start. It's time to start. If
your name is Karen, you have lights and stew go

(01:36:03):
right ahead. It's all your but thank you, Karen, have
a beautiful day. Thank you for listening to us. Thank you.
Take care. Uh yeah, someone just said my name is Debbie,
and they'll assume I'm a downer because I'm my name
is Debbie. Anyway, we need to get into sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett,

(01:36:27):
what are you doing for the kids for breakfast? Oh?
This one, Uh it's called breakfast apple nachos. So it's
not cheese on top of apples. But we got a
you know, peanut butter. We got fruit drizzled on with
uh with some whip cream. So they think they're having nachos,
but they're really having you know some form of healthy food.
Got to trick the mind. Excellent, You're doing a great job.

(01:36:49):
I'm gonna commediate your plays. Please, I'll leave it outside today.
I have outdoor seating by the way, if you need um.
So perfect. Let's talk about some new music that came
out over the weekend. A J. Mitchell. I love this song.
It's called burn. I'm gonna even if it hurts. He's

(01:37:13):
been to a daught to see the light, to see
the light. We gotta watch you, all right. That's a J. Mitchell.
Now let's move over to Zach Brown. Now this Sunday
being Father's Day, and if you have a daughter in
your life, uh, this one will make you cry like
it did to me this weekend. The man who loves
you the most. I hope you see Saven Moms. I

(01:37:36):
hope save seven seats. I hope you the whole world
in your heart. But still gotta roo me. I hope
it fine again, cheat you right on you that al
raise a toe soap, he understands hell always be the
man love all right. And then Tyler Yahwe featuring post Malone,

(01:38:05):
post Malone's first song in a while, and this is
called Tommy Lee John, I'm Tommy. I got a stick
and a ride with me always post malone sound right there. Now,

(01:38:30):
as sports start to come back, we're gonna hear a
lot of this, a lot of cursing on TV Live.
So let's go to golf and uh, Jim Nance is
doing the play by play and brooks kepka uh let
out a curse and then Jim Nance had to apologize
for the foul language. Here's rom at the eighth just
a moment ago. Pretty good there. Well, we were hoping

(01:38:55):
for better audio with no fans. Start writing the course
with polo as if anybody was offended but white, they
may have heard there the scoops. Yeah, we're gonna hear
a lot of that as sports slowly comes back. And
then we're all finding many talents in quarantine, including this guy.
He realized he can make a motorcycle sound with soda
cans empty sodas. Very talented. How did you get to

(01:39:24):
that point? You've got to be really bored and that's it.
That's it, all right, We'll enjoy your breakfast. I appreciate
you're a good American, Garrett. So I'm looking over the
comments on the instagram of the photo of Alex with
my zucchini down his pants. Yeah, there are some people
who are offended. Soone says, oh, the show must be
slipping in the ratings. Wait a minute, Instagram pictures help

(01:39:52):
our ratings. I had no idea. Let's all go post them. None.
But here's one. This person's name is always be Improving.
And they say, pretty sure, you guys have gone a
bit too far with this one. All right, yeah, don't
do that. I just wanted. I just wanted to put
up for a little while. No, I think it is offensive.
I don't. I don't see the point. Then someone else,

(01:40:13):
I'm sorry, Instagram, we'll take it down. Someone who wasn't
listening said, that's not real. It's fake. It's not centered correctly.
It's a zucchini. What's said, Alex? Somebody asked, will you
be grilling that bad boy later? Yes? I will. I

(01:40:36):
will wash it first, mind you. All right, I'm gonna
take it down. No, come on, No, the Karen's are
winning again. They're undefeated. I don't like that. No, no, no,
it was it was only up for a temporary I
too temporary posts all the time. This is what I do.
No big deal, Okay, I got a bone to pick.
I beg your pardon. It's the Elvis Durand show. You

(01:40:59):
post did the picture of you hold them my balloons?
That's just the amazing balloons that Elvis got from. But
you didn't get them. Mikey Russo got them. Yeah, No,
I didn't post. Well, I'm not taking I didn't post that.
Ali Ali posted that probably if you those are beautiful
balloons and those those are from Rickey and Mike Ritchie

(01:41:19):
and Mikey. No, I didn't say those are mind. Why
is it when yelling at me, I'm not gonna be yellow?
Why are you doing this? I didn't do it, Jesus Alex.
Oh that's it. I gotta go, all right. I don't
know what that means to turn that microphone off. All right,
we gotta take a break. I think Danielle is coming
up next, though, Danielle, what do you have coming up?

(01:41:40):
We're gonna talking about she had made a little booboo
over the weekend. We'll talk about her she did that
and more with Danielle coming up right after this. Oh
my god, I'm hearing myself on the radio now, okay,
sorry guys in the morning show. Oh this is obnoxious

(01:42:03):
in the morning show. By the way, if your significant
other says, hey, let me use your phone. I need
I need to order something from Amazon, don't let them
have it. Why no, never, I vaguely remember through the
haze of rose yesterday. So let me let me have

(01:42:24):
your phone. I said, why I need to order something
from Amazon? Well, I said, to use your own phone.
He said, well, I'm gonna have it delivered it to
this house. Okay, so I'm looking on her now. He
ordered not one, but two fire hydrants. Why what's a
fire hydrant for? They're like doggy pepe fire hydrants. Oh, oh,

(01:42:46):
that's kind of cute. Two of them. I didn't I
didn't even know they made those. That's kind of cool.
I didn't either. What them outside to make them feel
like they're at home? I guess, Well, you may have to.
You may have to bait it. So you may have
to like collect some dog pe and put it on

(01:43:06):
the fire hydrant, and then that way the dog will
go back there and pee again. So how you'll collect that?
Froggy is smart, he knows dogs. It's true. It's a
it's the fire hydrant statue, puppy p post and pet
storage container. Oh, it stores things too something and nothing's
better than well that soaked things with urine stored and

(01:43:28):
the fire hy don't make sandwich in there. I can
keep my lunch out so anyway, So all I'm saying is,
next time someone says here, give me your phone, don't
give it to them. Just for whatever reason, don't let
them do it. The other day, I said, here, give
me your phone. I'm gonna give you my digits. So no,

(01:43:50):
I don't want your digits. This is, well, how come
you don't want to call me? I said, no, I
just don't want people who call them digits. Nothing to
say to people, the digit people, And then they come
up to you and they have their phone out and
they hey, man, give me your digits, Like, no, I
don't get my digits. Well, okay, you're a phone number. No,
I don't know you. I'm not giving you my phone number.

(01:44:11):
So if you do, if you just walk up to
someone and you think that you're really good friends or
you're getting to know them, and you just assume that
they're going to give you their phone number, I would
not put myself in that situation because you're If someone
says no, don't be offended. You understand that, right. I
tell them I don't know my phone number because I
don't call myself ever, so I don't even know my numbers.
And they're like, how do you not know your phone? Uber?

(01:44:32):
I'm like, I don't remember the last time I ever
called myself, so I don't know it. That is so lame. Yeah,
does it work? I just toss out like a, hey,
you can catch me on Instagram at Baby Hot Sauce
and then when they send you a DM you can
just ignore it. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, feel free to
email me. What's best? Emailing or calling U? Neither? That's nice. Well,

(01:44:54):
I don't know. You know what, do you really want
to talk to a bunch of people? Do you need
more people calling you? I don't think so. I don't
even answer the phone in it rings. I'm not trying
to be an a hole. It's just like I don't
like talking to people. I talk all morning. Yeah frog
speaking of phones. So, Lisa about a week ago said, hey, um,
I know your phone has the face facial recognition thing.
I think we should store my face in there as well.

(01:45:15):
I'm like, why is that? She said, Well, if we
if you were to have an accident and I needed
to open your phone then that way it would recognize me.
I'm like, no, no, I'll just give you the pass code.
You can open it. Okay, you we're not going to
be storing your face in my phone, leave me alone,
but it's what happens. You're gonna give her the code
now though, because what happens if something does happen to you,

(01:45:37):
she's got the code, she can open up with the code. Okay, good,
because you know I'm not going to store your face.
You know, my dad never gave us the code and
we still can't get it to his damn phone. And
he's been passed away what six months ago, And when
someone calls then we try to do stuff and get
in there and figure stuff out again, and we lose
access again. And it's been it's been kind of tough.

(01:45:59):
So we're trying to So all, do you actually sit
around calling your dad phone or come on, help me
figure this out? You can actually, I don't think. I
don't think you can crack in that way. No way.
We keep we keep calling and they're like, well, no, sorry,
but he's not here anymore, and we need to figure
some stuff out too bad. They just it's you cannot
get in. Yeah, they won't do it. Nope, no wow.

(01:46:21):
I mean, like the police had a tough time getting
Apple to crack into phones for huge issues, and I
don't know if they're just gonna do it for us
and every day people. Ever, I can't even get into
my own phone sometimes, so I just stop. I give up.
What's gary? They need to set up something like Facebook does,
where you have the memorial where there's like a memorial

(01:46:43):
thing where you can actually designate somebody in the case
of your death to be able to get into like
like social media for instance, but for your phone, right,
and then you'll have like a legacy situation. You understand
they have that one time gone, I don't care what
you find in my phone. I don't care whatever one's
not hearing. Hold on, you're not gone yet. What's in

(01:47:04):
your phone? That's my point is that there's something in there,
so I don't really care. And if there was something,
once I'm gone, I don't care what you find. I
couldn't go tens of thousands of photos. There's only one
photo in here. There's one single phone photo photo in here.
Though I didn't want anyone to see. Some people have

(01:47:25):
seen it, but oh describe it. No going to do it,
So I'm not even gonna trying to look for it.
There's only one only one photo, and it's not even incriminating.
I mean, you can't see faces. I need my phone

(01:47:47):
to stay destruct if anything ever happens to me. It
just there needs to be a setting in the phone
that like, when my heartbeat stops, so does the phone.
It just dies getting into it. Well, can you say,
please bury the phone with me? I mean you maybe
you can put that in your living, your last you know.
I think people try to get it out to it
before I am all the way gone. I don't trust

(01:48:09):
any of my friends. There's gotta be a self destruction
code where you say, you say to me, gone, do
you say Elvis when I'm dead, and you confirm it,
call this number and punch in this code, and then
I know that it will it will turn your It'll
totally erase everything. Yes, okay, perfect, let's do that. Danielle.
All right, So one story, yeah, not just not just

(01:48:34):
one story, but just a quick report, quick Danielle. Danielle,
stuff is it's important. We need to hear it. It's
very very important. Yeah, just a shorter report. Okay, Danielle,
listen to him. You do what you want to do, okay.
So Cia cause a little controversy over the weekend. Um

(01:48:55):
so a fan posted a picture of Nicki Minaj in
a black and white wig similar to and of Sia's wigs,
and then she said, hey, would you consider kind of
collaborating with her, and so Sea wrote sure, I love
Cardi BA. So anyway, the fans went back and forth
and talked about how Cardi B and Nicki Minaj don't

(01:49:19):
like each other, and it got really bad, and then
it got talking about everything going on in the world
right now, and see it got involved and anyway, Sea
wound up apologizing and she said, why can't we all
get along? Why can't I love both? And you know everything?
It was crazy. Anyway, Kylie Jenner Travis Scott are they
back together? It's not confirmed, but they were together at

(01:49:40):
the same place. They didn't leave together. It looks like
it was orchestrated so that one left and the other
left this way, the paparazzi didn't get pictures, So who knows?
And tell us who have took to social media because
she would like the removal of the statues that celebrate
racist historical figures in her native Tennessee. So she would
like those figures to be gone. We'll see if that happens.

(01:50:02):
And I don't know if you saw, but Barbara Streisan
sent a special gift to George Floyd's six year old
daughter over the weekend. She made her a Disney stockholder.
The shares are not worth as much as they were
before coronavirus, but that could change, right, stocks can go up,
So we'll see if that happens. And I'll end with this.
Nate Jason Deruloh, we know he is the TikTok King.

(01:50:23):
He had a challenge for himself the other day when
he hit twenty two million followers on TikTok, he tried
to eat twenty two burgers in two hours. He got
to twenty burgers. He didn't quite hit twenty two burgers.
But now he wants to challenge Dwayne the Rock Johnson
to eating hot dogs on July fourth. So I don't happen.

(01:50:44):
We'll see what happens. We'll see if he'll even do it.
The Rock hasn't said anything yet, so we'll see if
the Rock comes forward and agrees. Anyway, check your local listings.
I don't have time for television because nath doesn't want
me to do it. And that's my reply. Wow ever
passive aggressive? Oh, Nate, you can't quit. No one else

(01:51:07):
will take you. We're the only ones that will allow
you up. Let's take a break. Thank you, Danielle. We're
back right after this. Blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah. Hi, this is Chelsea. Hey, this is
Taylor Slift. Hey, what's going on? This is Brendan Ury
from Panic at the Disco. You're listening to Elvis Durand
Elvis Durrand in the Morning show. Elvis Durand in the

(01:51:29):
Morning Show. Well, well, well, so what have you learned
during the quarantine? I have learned how to plant things,
h anyone else that's a good one. I've learned how
to do well. Mine's kind of along that same lines.
I've become a real pro at landscaping. There you go. Oh,

(01:51:50):
let's go, thank you pro. What about you? Gandhi. I
think I've gotten a lot better at cooking because I've
been cooking so much more. Now I'm actually trying to
do a good job so I don't poison my boyfriend.
And I'm impressed. I'm happy with it. Let's not forget
your art work. You've been doing some amazing work. Yeah,
thank you. I appreciate that. Yes, I've also been doing art.
I would love a piece of that. Uh, you know

(01:52:12):
what I mean when I say that? Right? And Danielle, Danielle,
what you learned? What have you learned so far? I
definitely have gotten better at baking. I've gotten better because
I've baked a lot. I got better at organizing, so
that was good. And I got better at throwing crap
away like I'm so like, I don't need this, it's
in the garbage like that's me now. And patience I

(01:52:32):
feel like I have I definitely. My family may not
think so, but I think I have more patience. Now.
I was gonna say, can we can we get their opinion?
I'm gonna text Sheldon hold on, I'll let you know.
Don't you scary? Scary? Scary? I'm just scary? Now? What
have you learned? I've learned that I don't like being
alone with myself because every waking moment of every day,

(01:52:54):
I'm trying to find things to do and things to
occupy my time that involve others. And that's just me
being honest. There you go straight, and if you learned anything, Yeah,
I'm along the same lines as Gandhi. I learned I
don't really hate cooking as much as I thought I did,
because I can make a mean shepherd's pie, or as
somebody said, a cottage pie because I didn't use lamb.

(01:53:16):
Who cares, it's a shepherd's pie. So okay, so we
all feel like we learned something, so far as it
can I can. I maybe add one more and maybe
you can agree with it. I have learned it's okay
to rethink life and to change priorities. It's okay. Yeah,

(01:53:38):
I have learned that. It's it's it's not a bad
thing to want to change direction. So therefore I'm resigning. Now,
get out of here. That's not good, and we need
to discuss that before you make a big announcement on
the air without telling us. Thank you. Okay, all right,
I'm not I'm not resigning. Okay, okay, I'm not resigning,

(01:53:59):
but I'm thinking about it. All I'm saying is this
my God, no, no, no, If you let me speak
it'll make sense. But if you interrupt, it's not going
to make sense. Okay, everyone should have the same feeling
that you're not trapped. Look, if you have food you've
got to put on the table, you've got to get
in there and do your one, two, three jobs because
you've got you've got a mouth's defeat. I understand. But

(01:54:21):
at the same point, if you ever feel trapped, you've
started getting angry. You get angry at things, you get
all frustrated. And even if you are in a situation
where you have to keep working because you have to
do the right thing, you can still find a way
to do it where you don't feel trapped. You have
to otherwise feeling trapped is killing you. You've got to
understand that there are other ways to do it. There

(01:54:43):
could be a different job you could be taking, there
could be a different way to approach it. All. I
don't have those answers, So don't call me mister Oh
you're blah blah blah. No, I'm not mister blah blah blah.
I'm just saying feeling trapped is the worst. If you
feel like you're trapped at anything, find a way to
make it feel like you're not trapped. You're blessed. Actually,
I'm blessed to have these great kids. It's going to

(01:55:03):
take it's going to take some work to make sure
it works, and it's gonna be frustrating. But look how
lucky I am to have these kids. I'm just saying,
we're not trapped, none of us. Yeah. Now, I have
a question, if you were to resign, who do you
worry most about? I'll tell you who I think you
should worry most about. That's scary, but who do you

(01:55:24):
I don't worry about anyone. I don't worry about any
of you guys. You're all talented enough to do your
own thing. And besides, if I quit, it's up to you.
I'm not. I'm not. You know, I'm not gonna hang on.
You don't want me to stay here for you, you
want me to stay here. From that, we're all happy here.
What I texted Sheldon's husband, Danielle I said, has Daniel's
patience gotten better during the quarantine? He texted back in

(01:55:45):
capital letters, No, and why don't you ask her about
her patience with the kids yesterday? So that's his hands,
you know what, He's not supposed to hear my dirty
laundry on the air, I'll be right back. Well, you know, look,
you know, having kids, it's got to be ups and
downs until you are allowed to have your moments. We've
been told that we have to take a break. We

(01:56:06):
have to take a break so Danielle can go upstairs
and have another moment. And your phone tap coming up
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(01:56:27):
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Elvis Durand Phone Tap. The evil came in, Dear Elvis
Durand with my mother Nava is having a very expensive

(01:56:49):
in ground swimming pool with a deck installed in her
house in New Jersey. How nice is that she just
failed her final inspection for a very minor problem, So
we're just trying to get the pool in. How great
would it be if you called my mom Nava, and
told her that you're you're working for the pool company,
and you were told there was an even bigger problem
and you have to move the entire pool. Fill it in,

(01:57:11):
mess it up. She will go crazy, she'll go nuts.
Make sure you wear earplugs because when mom gets mad,
her voice will screech. We think this is a great
candidate for a phone tap. Anyway, she was dealing with
a guy named Gary from the pool company, so calls
and pretend to be Gary's boss. Okay, this comes to
us from Nava's son, David. Our own David Brody is

(01:57:32):
gonna be calling Nava as the boss of the pool company.
Her son David will join in. Let's listen in to
today's phone tap. Hello, this is Nava. Yeah, Nava, this
is Bob Shandy from my own pools. How are you today? Fine?
Thank you. It looks like we screwed up. There's underwire
cable and running under your property and the pool is
too close to that, so we have to move the

(01:57:53):
pool back about nine feet. So how some they came
and they measured everything, and they sprayed everything, and they
okay to everything. I really am trying to understand what
you're saying to me. Well, look, I can talk slower
if you want. I don't understand what part you don't understand.
You don't understand what part. That's the part that you
have to break down my pool and did again. This

(01:58:14):
is something very hard to swallow. Yes, sir, listen to me, Honey.
I want to understand how this school up can happen.
I don't know why I didn't design a frigging neighborhood. Lady.
I'm just telling you we got to move to the
pool or we can't finish the job. No. No, no,
it doesn't go like that. Excuse me, It really does
not go like that. Oh it goes like that. First
of all the blueprints that somebody showed you, you come

(01:58:37):
and show me. I don't have to listen. I just
have to get there. You have to show me. I
don't have to okay everything that you say to me.
I don't know you. I know Gary, yeah right, delt
with Gary. Right. Please don't lose your patience with me.
I already lost my patience because I think if somebody
would do this to you on your property, you would

(01:58:59):
not actually friend. So you have a decent seat to
show me what you were trying to talk to me?
How does your husband put up with that voice? You
get a little whiney? Did you notice that? And you're
like my mom lamlamline in my ear? It's kind of
can you tone it down a little bit? I'm getting
a headache? How dare you? How dare you? This is
not the way if you call yourself a businessman to

(01:59:21):
talk to anyone. Because I'm shaken from the way you
spoke to me, shaken from the way you spoke to me.
I please, please get you're getting old whiney again. Stop lasting.
It's my voice. I'm very sorry that you can't count
to my voice. There we go. Did I call her?
Can you three away? Call? What's up? Somebody called me

(01:59:44):
just now wine ringing? I'mder my papathy for the table
of the town. He Saiday, they have to fill up
the pool. Okay and go back to ninety No, no,
no call back, he said, tell me, how does your
husband put up with to your quack quack voice? Nobody?
Your voice can tell me a little bit annoying sometimes,

(02:00:04):
I mean, who are you yelling at him? I'm allowed
to ask as many questions I want for you as well.
I try to educate. I'm not educating you. I'm just
asking you. Who's your other choice? No choice? I am
entitled the question and scream as much as I want. Okay,
for my money's gonna call life. Oh no, I never

(02:00:29):
heard in my eyes and tell me you're very We're
coming to fill up your pool. Cool, they are ready. Hey, No,
it's gonna do this to me. Okay, okay, I have
a Bob on the line with us. Hello, Yeah, on
all phone. Yeah yeah, We're at your house. So we're
gonna fill the We're gonna fill in the pool today.

(02:00:51):
You're not feeling anything. I'm coming robot the liner. You're
my property. You're not doing anything with my own kerry. Look,
what do you want from us? What I want from you?
I want to speak to Gary. That's what I say.
Gary's dead to you. The minute I will speak to Gary,
I will understand exactly what you want from me. You

(02:01:11):
are off nytropathy. Now no, I'm on your property in
Gary's dead. Are you're gonna be off hytopathy or I'm
sending the police over to you. Now, hold on, we
got the bulldozer. Go ahead. Don't excuse me, excuse me,
I don't know what. I don't want to him here
any listen, don't don't I have a contract. This is
the most hypastic thing I ever saw in my life.

(02:01:33):
Shut it off, Jimmy, shut it off. Let's say, crazy lady,
Crazy lady. When I saw your face in or see
who is the crazy Lady's something you should know about
your son? Oh my god, you've been phone tapped. Oh

(02:01:53):
my god, Oh my Gary fall from me. It's you,
not of anything you'd like to say to your son.
HI will finish you for the rest of your life.
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