The Day We Took Back Our Toys

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Shut the hell. I'll switch your toes if you don't
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Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran, Melvis Duran in
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We're on the air per less than a minute. We

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already have a larger audience than this year's Academy Awards.
Out of the shoot and shooting into the sunset. All right,
who's whose computers are going? I heard that? Yeah? All right,
all right, anyway, who was that scary? Sam? I had
to turn her off for a second. Not gonna turn
her on, Not on my end, baby, Yeah, okay, now

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it works. No, Okay, here's the thing. We technical issues
will arise, and when they do, you cannot take them personally.
You can't stop it, Samantha. The only worst offender than
you it is Danielle. Oh yeah, tell me something's wrong
on my end and it pisses me. I know, she
goes off. I'm a producer. It's my job to make
sure that doesn't happen, though it falls under my umbrella. Okay,

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sometimes your umbrella has a hole. In it, and was Garrett?
What do you mean Garrett? Garrett just signed on during
that and I saw him and then he went away.
All right, we move on. Look at that. We still
have a larger audience than the Academy Awards. Well, good morning, Froggy,

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Good morning of us. There's Gandhi, Good morning. There's my Danielle,
there's Scary, there's producer Sam, good morning. There's of course
Scotty b and Master Control. Hey Bodos, Senor Na, Senor Dryan.
All right, I do believe I have the pick for
today's first song. Oh right about now, my funk soul

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brother right about yea, yeah funk. So there you go,
Rocketfeller skanks. What does that mean when they our studios
at the Rockefeller Center? Are we all going to be
a bunch of Rockefeller skanks? Find out? Welcome to the day.
It is Tuesday, April. I can't twenty something, but who cares.
It's since it's another day. It's gonna be nice where

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we are. Hope it's gonna be nice where you are.
Let's get into our first caller of the day. Melanie
Online three, excited her third grade son finally went back
to school last week. How's it going, Melanie? Good morning guys.
Who are you doing today? We're doing well? Is it?
Is it? Peace and love in the house. Now that
they're your your third grade son is back in school,

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it has definitely helped. Yes, I also have a high
schooler who is still going hybrid, so he's the land
two days a league, and that swo of them definitely
needed some time apart. So five days a week is
definitely bed and blessing for us. You know what. And
we're going to get some new news from President of

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Biden in the CDC today about wearing masks outdoors if
you're vaccinated. We're also going to get some news about
how far away you really need to be from someone
fear outdoors. And I don't know. Slowly but surely we're
inching our way back into a life of fun and
a life of spitting on each other. And oh, I

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can't wait, sneeze in my face. Everything well, look fabulous, Melanie.
I'm happy for you and your family. You are our
first caller to day. We're going to send you some
Elvis Drain Morning Show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. Here they come.
They belong to you. No one else. Thank you guys
so much for everything you've done. Um, just being here
in the mornings, it's really been and blessing. Well, thank you.

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We're we're not done. Yeah, yeah, a bad show. I
think it's your bad show. We've had a lot of
best shows laughing and I enjoy the most so kind.
You're way too kind. Well, look, Melanie, you go have

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a great date. Thanks for starting our show off on
the right foot. Hold on one second. Okay, thank you
for your Yeah you ever done that, You've ever done
anything in life, and you think you're really screwed at it,
and then everyone goes, that's the best you've ever done. Yeah.
That's usually when you think you look the worst, and
then somebody gives you a compliment like wow, your hair
looks fabulous, and you go a lot, how's that possible?

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It's always that way, you know. That means we need
friends with higher standards. Yeah, all right, let's keep rolling
into the three things we need to know right now, Gandhi,
what's going on? All right? An NYPD officer has died
after being struck by a passing vehicle while investigating a
crashing Queens and one person is now in Police custody.
The officer was struck on the eastbound lanes of the

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Long Island Expressway near Francis Lewis Boulevard just before two
am this morning while directing traffic. A crash happened prior
to that, around twelve thirty am. Three people were injured
in that crash, one critically, and an eyewitness is saying
he saw the officer arguing with the driver of the
vehicle that apparently did not want to stop. That car
then struck the officer as he was directing traffic. A

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police launched, a police search was launched. One woman was
later taken into custody, but that officer did die of
his injuries at the hospital. President Biden is set to
reveal new guidelines today about wearing masks outside during an
update on the pandemic. He could give different recommendations for
people fully vaccinated against coronavirus and those who are not
protected yet. This is all coming on the heels of

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the White House Chief Medical Advisor saying the risk of
getting COVID is low in fresh air. Doctor Fauci expects
a nation to see a turning point in a few weeks,
and finally, a new study is showing that climate change
could be causing a shift in the Earth's rotational spin.
Researchers in China believe that global warming is melting polar
ice and that most likely is behind the recent polar drift.

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Scientists say that the shift so far isn't enough to
affect daily life just yet, but if it continues, we
could see some interesting things happening. And those are your
three things. All right, Ganda, you guys ready for your Tuesday?
Is it Tuesday? Are you ready for your Tuesday? Yeah?
All right, we're gonna have a Tuesday. Hey, I'm a

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brand new listener. I love you guys. Thank you so much.
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you know, every morning, Froggy is the first voice I hear.
We always connect before the show. I'm so sorry today
Foggy talked about the dreamy head last night. You want
to tell him I did, I had a dream and
it was so real and so scary. I had a
dream I was fired. Oh terrible feeling. And of course
I said, and here I am to make all your

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dreams come true. And the worst part was I talked
to Danielle. She started crying when I told her, and
she asked me if I had talked to Elvis and
I said no. And when I tried to call, he
wouldn't answer his phone. Well, of course not. You don't
work here anymore. I'm not gonna talk to you. I
can sit here and pretty much promise you you're not

(07:33):
about to be fired. But it's okay, six twenty am, right,
it's early. I think you're okay. Now, How dreams can
be so real, so vivid? So I felt it going on,
and I kept trying to wake up and think it
wasn't real. I couldn't wake myself up. It was so
it was just dreams are so weird sometimes. Yeah. Well, look,
I'm pretty much, like I said, positive that you're not

(07:55):
about to get fired. But I can't say that for
everyone here on the I've been on thin ice for
two and a half years. Have I don't know? No
I got I got bad news. No one's going anywhere.
I have another question. I was totally off base last night.
I called Lisa Blanche, because you know how you do
that sometimes. I said, you did, Blanche. I love the
word Blanche. She got so upset she thought it was

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calling her an old lady. Like, no, that's not what
it's kind of. It is really Blanche. I mean, let's
all degree, it's it's not a negative thing, but it
is a name from yesteryear. Yeah, it's a classic. Yeah,
I'm so I arn an apologies. I really didn't mean
it that way. I just said it to be funny,
because it is funny Blanch. And that's like, yeah, you

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ever saw that old old movie with Joan Crawford and
Betty Davis whatever happened to Baby Jane or that? And
so Blanche is saying something blah blah blah, but I
used to vision, but I'm getting old, And then Betty
Davis says, but you Blanch. If we can get the
exact word, it's really a great thing. So yeah, calling

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someone Blanche is always fun. And of course McClanahan in
The Golden Girls she was Blanche as well. That's right, right.
I think that that was the cut off date for blanches. Yeah,
let's get into the horoscopes. Yes, here they come. Who
are you doing them with it today? Producer Sam, let's
make it special? Scare you want to help me out?
Of course? Oh? Thank god? Okay, good. Well. If you're

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celebrating a birthday today, you share it with Lizzo Turning
thirty three, Patrick Stump, the lead singer fall Out Boy
thirty seven, and Hot Ones. Shaun Evans is thirty five Capricorn.
Be ready to be a source of emotional support for
someone close to you. Your day is a nine Aquarius.
Take care of yourself and don't let others bring your
mood down. Your days of nine Pisces, do not push

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yourself to do more than you are physically and emotionally
capable of. Your days at eight aries, be aware of
someone who's speaking in vague terms. Make them get right
to the point. Your days of seven Taurus, look after
yourself and give yourself some time to take a mental
break if needed. Your days in eight Gemini, some important
changes can lead to great strides in your personal and

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professional life. Your days of ten Cancer. Sometimes you can
have too much of a good thing. Try to get
a more regimented schedule to keep yourself focused and your
days in eight. Does he sound just like you know who? No, No,
you're sounding like the telemarketer guy. He does a little bit,

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a little bit. Okay, go ahead, sorry, Leo. Use your
persuasive nature to get in the good graces of a
connection you may have overlooked. Your days of nine, Virgo,
put yourself in a position that'll make you uncomfortable. Your
routines could be hampering your creativity. Your days of seven Libra,
take pride in your work and be sure to celebrate
your accomplishments often your days of nine Scorpio, strive to

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learn a new hobby or activity to keep your mind
active your days in eight, and finally, Sagittarius, put your
mind to finishing whatever you have long set out to accomplish.
Your days of ten and those are your Tuesday morning
horse ghosts excellent. I love this text. I can't believe
it's already been two and a half years with Gandhi.
That's crazy. It seems like just yesterday Great Tea was
cooking meat on his ass. Oh yeah, you ain't asked me.

(11:11):
Oh yeah, we we we we plugged in a George
Foreman grill, put meat on it and Great Tea sat
on it as it started getting warmer and warmer and warmer,
and then Daniel ate it. I don't know it was
a roast. What do you Okay, so we're gonna talk
about SNL why some of the cast members are pissed off?
And did you see the Shrek boner? No? No, okay,

(11:35):
I'll go look for that all right. More all the
way after this, Elvis, Duran and the Morning Show they
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I don't know why, but I was thinking about that
BTS song that came out god less than a year ago.

(13:23):
What was it? And we played the hell out of
it? It It was so great. Oh, their first American single,
if you sing, I gotta play that, We gotta play
that dynamite. Yes, you know. They have their second one
on the way right. It's called Butter. It's coming out
May twenty first. Oh my god. Yea their second out,
their second English single. Yeah, I love BTS. Anyway, I
just went upstairs and saw something I'll never be able
to erase from my brain. I went up. I went

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up to make sure Alex was awake, so he has
he has things to do today, right uh. And I
walked in and he was not only in the bathroom,
but he was using the tushy. I heard it like
the ya the tushy water was Oh boy. I'm like,
oh god, I can't close the door. Man. No, he's
gotta love it and high five him for having a

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squeaky clean But I'm not going to touch him. But no,
I want you, said you you must love seeing me
sit on the toilet, you love coming up here and
seeing said no, I don't do no, thank you. I
don't mind you peean, but I don't want to see
your butt cheeks on the bowl. But I'm hearing it.
I'm hearing that water flow. I'm like, oh, you know,

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such a happy sound. To me. Another gross thing from
Samantha's bathroom. Tell her, tell her everyone what you did
when you went to use your deodorant. I opened the
lid and there was a long hair on it and
I shave, So that's not mine. When I asked William,
He's like, oh, yeah, I thought that one was mine.
I've been using it. And then I was the only
one of the two of us who proceeded to freak

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out over that. Misscommunicado right sharing not okay? Is that
a thing disgusted better than a toothbrush? Yeah? I feel
like if you're desperate and like you don't have it,
then I say yes, but acceptable. Normally I wouldn't want
you to, but not expected. Don't leave, don't leave remnants.

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You know what I'm saying. Get your hair. You know,
when Shelley gets pissed off at me, if like I
use his like razor, just say I have like one
little hair and I'm like, oh, I got to get that,
and then I take it. He's like, I know somebody
was using my razor. It's like, you guys know that
the Blazers sharp and a certain I ruined it all.
Forget it, so not that it matters anything to you,

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but it does to me. So I must bring this up.
Someone passed away yesterday. His name is Ron Chapman. If
you read my book, you know who he is. He's
the reason I'm doing what I'm doing today. In radio.
He was a mainstay, a legend in radio in Dallas, Texas,
where I'm from. He died at eighty five, eighty six
years old. I gotta be honest, I didn't even know
he was still with us. I lost track. But he

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was quite a pioneer in morning radio, starting at this
legendary station KLIF in Dallas, saying those call letters against
me goosebumps, and he went on to be to be
the hugest, hugest morning presence in Dallas radio for many
men in many years. Even so I just had to
bring it up. I'm just saying, you know what, memories
of listening to this guy on the radio, and I

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always wanted to do that, And it makes me ask
this question, was there anything ever that you experienced as
a child and you kept saying to yourself, that's what
I want to do, that is exactly what what I
want to do. I don't know about your dreams, and
you had as a child. But my dreams all came true,
and I'm doing it right now as I tell this
story about Ron Chapman. So whatever dream you have doesn't

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matter how old you are, how young you are, don't
forget about your dreams, and don't forget to thank those
people who inspired you to reach for those stars, because
it's so important. So Ron Chapman, thank you. Thank you.
Everyone here thanks you as well, except for Froggy, who's
about to get fired. I want to get fired to
turn it around. You know you're not getting fired, Daniel,

(17:08):
You're ready to go. Yeah, let's go, all right? What
do you have going on? All right? So Chadwick Boseman's
family is not upset that the late actor got snubbed
from the Oscars. You know, Anthony Hopkins one instead, And
by the way, he put out a nice little, nice
little something for Chadwick, just saying how talented he was.
Chadwick's brother says, look, every nominated actor was excellent and
deserved to win. So they totally understand Billie Eilish teasing

(17:32):
some new music. It was a tiny little tease. Yesterday
she just posted Happier than Ever And here's what it
sounded like, so we're wondering, is that the song's name?

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Is that the album's name? What is it? Then? When
are we getting it? That's what we want to know. Okay,
I told you guys that SNL fans, some of them
not happy Elon Musk was gonna be hosting in May.
Well they're not the only ones. Some people from the
cast members are not happy either, and they took to
social to basically say they're really not happy about it,

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and they you know, said different things. Uh. The tweets
have since been taken down, but a lot of people,
I don't know. This is actually the first time a
non act or a non athlete has hosted since Donald
Trump did it back in twenty fifteen. So that's another
reason people are like, come on whatever, So well, I
don't know, what do you think about it. I'm gonna
watch kids. I think it's it's gonna be a train wreck. Yeah,

(18:37):
I'm gonna watch Always Down. It's gonna be a driverless
train wreck. I wonder how many cast members are gonna
be like, yeah, no, I'm not writing him a script.
I'm not writing him a scene. Sorry, nothing, they will.
Let's see Shrek came out in a long time ago, right,
And there's a TikTok user that just noticed a snippet
of scandal in the movie. Lord Farquard is in bed

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at one point and he's under the covers. He has
no shirt on, and he's looking into the magic mirror
and he basically wants to see Princess Fiona, who he's
supposed to marry. Well, then all of a sudden, Lord
Farquad takes a little sip of a martini and something
appears to lift up in the sheets, a little boner action,
and then he lifts out a sheet and he takes

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a peak underneath. It's so obvious. I don't know how
we missed it back in the day, but we did.
So if you get a chance, you're way too excited
about this story. It's so crazy. It's like they always
hide there. Thank you, scary. Okay, there's a lot of
Kardashian news going on. Chloe and Travis so hot and heavy,
Kendall and Devin Booker from The Phoenix Suns. They seem happy.

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Kim Kardashian and Van Jones from CNN. That's a rumor
going around right now. That's cool. Yeah, that would be
kind of cool. So just letting you know. They've been
friends for a while, so I don't know. Caitlyn Jenner
is upsetting family members because she wants to be the
next California governor. Her sons are saying, oh, you're not qualified,
we don't want you to run. So I guess we'll
see what happens with that. Tory Kelly will sing the

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national anthem at the Kentucky Derby and oh, let's just
end off with this. I see you, Nate, let's just
end off with this. The Academy Awards the lowest ratings ever.
Under ten million people checked it out. We have more
listeners now than the Academy Awards. Oh my gosh, television
just for Scottie B. Pooch, perfect and looking to tomorrow, Danielle,

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we really got we gotta go here, sorry, Handmaids Tale tomorrow. Okay, bye, okay, thanks?
Do we even have time for it? Do we need
to take a break? You could get it in real quick,
daniel She's like, what, I'm not still get Nate, Okay,
tell you so, so let's take a break. It will
do the feel goods coming up next, Thanks, Danielle. Sorry,

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we've also got a good friend of ours Elvis Durant
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com slash Elvis, Yes, Hi, good morning everyone. Show So Daniel, Yes,
having two boys, raising two kids. Yeah, did you ever

(21:34):
find yourself like just spending half of your day just
picking things up? Oh? Well, what do you mean half
my day? All my day it's picking things up and
end up everyone. Yesterday there was Preston was eating something
and he had to go to practice. So he goes
to practice and I said to Sheldon, my husband, I
just would like to show you something, and goes what.
I come over here and there's a dish with a

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wrapper and crumbs and a napkin, and I go, why
do I have to clean this up? Am I the maid?
I'm not the maid, I'm the mother. That's the question.
So that's my question here in my house. Yeah, am
I the mother? Am I the maid? What? Am I? So?
I just I just set you guys a photo from
our TV room. Yes, this is how this is. When

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I get off here at ten, my workday begins. Looks
like someone had quite a party there last night. It does.
So we have these big, fun, furry beanbag chairs that
we like to lounge in to watch TV. But look
at the whole place. It's like that every single morning.
Oh nope, nope, it just looks like signs of a
good time. I'd be like, oh, yeah, I had a
party last night. But does he leave it for you

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to clean them? Yes? Oh yeah, bull crap. And I
happily do it because I love him. Yea. Just let
you know. It's just it's it's like I never I
always wanted to know what it was like to be
a parent. Now I'm starting to figure that out. You know,
you happily do it to a point, and then after
a point you go, you know what, I'm not so
happily doing it anymore. Right, Like you had the issue

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with the with toilet papers for her house, but with
your husband, right, so yeah, so I like he doesn't
really change the toilet paper. He just like if the
role is like just the cardboard, it just kind of
stays that way. You know, unless you guys do whatever,
you don't really use the toilet papers because I do.
So I said, I'm going to test this out. I'm
gonna see how long in our bathroom upstairs it takes
for someone to change this toilet paper. Three days, guys,

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it took three days. I brought up my own stuff
to take care of myself, and I use the other
bathroom if I really needed to, and then three and
then I said to him, Hey, honey, I just want
you to know it took three days. He goes for
what I go for you to change the toilet paper.
He's like really, He's like, why didn't you change it?
I said, exactly, because I always change it. Well, so

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hitting for you to change you don't think he was
testing you? Maybe I don't think so. Oh, I'm sure
he will. He will say some other crap about me.
But I'm just saying, but when you get to the
end of the toilet paper, it only has like a
paper that is glued to the cardboard. But yeah, they'll
like shards and you actually wipe with it. I mean,
it's like it's good. I'm surprised that they don't take

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the toilet paper off the roll like the cardboard and
wipe with the cardboard. I swear it godd So the
other day I always cook like I'm the one that cooks,
and then I end up doing the dishes too, which
I always thought the person who cooks shouldn't do the dishes.
The other people should do the dishes. But that's fine.

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So I didn't want to do them the other day,
and I said to Brandon, listen, I'm really tired. I'm
going to bed. If you want bacon tomorrow, you got
to clean that pan yourself, assuming he would do all
of the dishes. No. No, I got a little notice
saying I cleaned the pan, the one we could get
breakfast in the morning. Do you know the rest is
still in the dish room. What my sister does, which

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is awful. If she cooks dinner, he's in charge of
the dishes, and if he doesn't clean them, they will
stay in the sink for days. And she doesn't care
if they start to smell. She's like, I don't give them.
You're gonna you wash them? Leave them? Yeah, Froggy, we
have a problem. My son takes his socks off in
a ball and I do the laundry and I'm like,

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I refuse to put my hand in your sweaty socks
and pull it out right. So I'm like, I'm not
washing your socks anymore. I'm they're just stay in the line.
I'm not watching them. So the other week he's like,
I don't have many socks for work, and I use
them of yours. No, absolutely not go to work without socks.
On al I'm like, I don't care starting your socks out.
These are lives that we live, and you know what,

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and I wouldn't give it up for anything. You to
know that I go through motherhood just like everyone else,
because I think one day I'm going to want them
to do this and They're not going to be in
my house anymore and I'm gonna cry. So I'm okay
with it, all right. We gotta get into the feel
goods with producer Sam. Hello, producer Sam, How Yeah, I'm

(25:54):
doing fine. We really need to be made to feel good.
What can you do for bald socks? Gotcha? So Paul,
heeneg sent me today's feel goods and it's all about
Long Island Railroad conductor Jonathan yellow Day. So we've chatted
about karma on the show. And if you found a
wallet full of cash, which of us would return the wallet,

(26:14):
who would keep it, who would expect some money in return?
Doesn't matter. None of us are going to do any
better than Jonathan. So he found a plastic bag holding
a case of jewelry with thirty six engagement rings inside,
worth over one hundred thousand dollars in diamonds. So Jonathan
debated not doing anything, just holding onto it because he's like,

(26:36):
there's no way this stuff is real. It campy. But
once he realized, boom, straight to the police. It turns
out of Manhattan jeweler left them behind on his way
home one day and thanks to Jonathan, now has them back.
And of course everyone is hailing Jonathan as a hero,
but as a true good person. He's like, no, I'm not.
I just did the decent thing. So Jonathan, you're awesome.

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We should all strive to be more like you. And
if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
email me Sam at elvistrand dot com, subject line feel goods.
Thank you, Sam. So, look, you know when you pull
your pants off so they go inside out and you
leave your underwear in there, do you ever do that.
I know some textures said that said, I love it
when they decided to leave their underwear inside the pants

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stuck together inside out, And this happens to to to
the straight nag as well. My god, every pair of
yoga pants that Heather ass which is like forty seven
of them, every pair has, has a pair of underwear
that's like stuck right to the crotch area. So you
gotta feel the thing. Look, you know, as long as

(27:40):
it's not causing damage, you can let us sit there
for a few days. Okay, so the mac and cheese
gets hard on the casserole, do you know what? All right,
in a couple of days, I'll chip it out of there.
We'll start over. No, in my house, when they take
off their baseball pants, not only do they have the
baseball like underwear, but also the cup is still in there,
and sometimes the cup winds up going to the watch. Okay, yeah, Scary,

(28:04):
you should be happy you live alone. You don't have
to do with any of that. Yeah, you're not going
to find a baseball cup in Scary's house. Kind of creepy.
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(28:53):
you what did you used to dream about? Gandhi? I
used to dream about working in radio. In fourth grade,
we had career day projects and I chose radio and
it was amazing. And now that I'm working in radio,
I think the same thing you said earlier, which is
I'm living all my dreams right now and it's amazing. Well,
I'm living some of my dreams on the radio. But
also I wanted to I wanted to address in women's

(29:15):
clothing and do nightclub acts. Well, you could still do that.
Have you not done that yet? Get on it? I know,
never too late, I'm kidding. I heard from Coaster Boy Josh.
He's now I believe, spending some of his time in Nashville.
He's living there and still working for the show. He
said he had a dream, dreams about working on our show,

(29:35):
and now he does in another city. Well, I guess
most of us are working in other cities, so we're
all This dream talk is making me nervous. Why Why?
Because I dreamed last night that I got fired, and
you keep talking about this. It's really making me so nervous.
Dreams can come true that don't happen to you. I

(29:56):
want to, you know, Froggy every Thursday night in Jacksonville.
This month they have these outdoor concerts, right and jams.
He's hosting Jack's River Jams Thursday night with Sugar Ray performing.
Mark McGrath such a nice guy. Anytime he came up
to the station, he was always the nice guy. So

(30:16):
fun truly is Yeah, I'm so glad you're hosting. I mean,
you're you're becoming like the toast of Jacksonville. Well, the
Melbote toast of Jacksonville. No, but no, you know, I'm
decided to do it. I saw Vanilla Ice and not
not Quad City DJ's but a tag Team a couple
weeks ago, and now I'll get to do Sugar Ray.
So having live music again and seeing people and seeing

(30:36):
what music does for people's soul is so good and
so fun. It's true. I would love to see some
live music right now. Um, let's see we do have
a one thousand dollars too long? You free money? Phone
tap on the way. Nate looks like he has something
snarky he wants to say. Yes, Nate, I love some
of those you know, those one hit wonder bands from
back in the day, like Sister Hazel. I would love
to intro them because it was like they got me

(30:58):
and my starting radio. You guys remember this girl named
Jennifer Paige. She does something called Crush Crush. Oh yeah,
I would love to en No. I would get such
a thrill. I know how Froggy feels. I'm so happy.
Do you ever listen to the one Hit Wonder channel
on iHeartRadio? Awesome? We have that on there all the time,

(31:19):
but everyone stile one will pop up. Wait a wait,
they had two hits. Yeah. Every time someone says one
hit Wonder, I just think of Chumbley Oh yeah. Sometimes
they had like one and a half hit had one,
and then a second one was because they were trying
to live off that first one just didn't work. He
watched I watched that movie Nobody last night. Yeah, because

(31:40):
Dave Brody told me too. Is Brody on the line, Yes,
So Alex and I watched Nobody. We paid nineteen dollars
for it and nine cents and nine cents, and I
gotta tell you it was worth every penny. I enjoyed it.
It's not the kind of kind of movie I would
typically like. I mean, it's it's definitely a shoot them up,
high body count, lots of fight and gun choreography. Does

(32:04):
that make sense? Lots of it? And so Brodie says,
I've seen it twice. I said, okay, let me go
see what it's all about. And I'm happy I did.
I don't want to see it again. It was great, though.
I liked it. Brodie. Thanks for your suggestion. Well, I
got worried because you know, you recommend a movie that
you have to pay twenty bucks for, and I don't
often recommend movies to everyone, so I was nervous about

(32:26):
my excitement. So I'm glad that you liked it. I did.
I did if anyone else has seen Nobody, you know
what I'm talking about. I mean, it definitely is. There's
a lot of blood. I mean it's a lot, but
it was well done and he's a great actor. Oh,
Bob Odenkirk, Yeah. I mean he started out as a
comedy writer on Saturday Night Live and Colin O'Brien, so

(32:49):
for him to take on a role like this, he
trained for like two years learning how to fight and
do action scenes. So I was impressed. So I mean,
there you have it. I mean, does it sound like,
on the surface, a movie you would want to see
like Danielle Gandhi Froggy. Yeah, actually, oh yeah I would. Yeah.
I like like the choreographed fight scenes and shoot him

(33:11):
up movies and action stuff. I love that. So yes,
it's definitely something i'd want to see. Then you would
like this, Okay, now would your boyfriend Brandon? Yeah, he
would love that. I mean we spend our weekend watching
Wortal Kombat, so we're in I like this a text Elvis.
I agree. My husband and I took a chance on Nobody.
We absolutely loved it. Not my kind of movie, but
it was good. That's my point. It was like, did

(33:33):
you ever see Taken with Liam Neeson. It's one of
those one of those films where there's a lot of
a lot of violence in there. Just what we need
in our world, more violence. But he's really funny. And
so again I appreciate your your suggestion. Brodie, thank you.
What's going on in the Brodie House today? What are
you doing? Oh? Today we have an exciting day, all

(33:54):
of the same stuff we do every day, okay, followed
by some repetition and some stagnation consistency. I have a question, though,
you have kids and kids right now, like the sports,
the dance, all this is reopening up and they're out
there doing their things. So I mean for you to
say that it's the same ever you did, I don't

(34:14):
think that's that's probably not the case. Well, um, my kids,
one of my kids is doing school from home, okay,
one of them. I pick up every day and drive
her to her after school activity every day, so that
that doesn't change. Um. And so yes, my middle daughter,
who's in high school, a senior in high school, is doing, um,

(34:38):
a couple of outdoor activities, but not a lot. It
really is kind of the same thing. Yeah, I would
like to see you in a dance class. Bro, you like, yeah,
a little too too hip hop dance, hip hop dance,
hipop dances. So I tell you something, I'm a beer
boy from back in the day. Don't you worry the

(34:58):
fact you said that, It really says a lot. Hey,
there's another show. We got sucked in, actually to an
entire network last night, watching the Travel Channel. They're doing this, this,
this entire series after series of UFO sighting shows. Oh
and you know, this has been in the news of
late and I can't believe more people haven't been reporting
on it. I mean, but they're saying. The government is

(35:21):
now saying, yeah, there's stuff going on here. Okay. This
was a big thing on keeping up with the Kardashians,
Um the last episode. I'll tell you why, because they
are from outer space. They are alien plants. So Chloe
is so into all of this, and she stayed up
late watching and something did appear in the sky. It
was like a whole big thing. It's like freaky Chloe Kardashians. Yeah,

(35:44):
Chloe Kardashian. True, Hey, don't make fun of my Kardashians.
Beyond the Kardashians, the news has been reporting that there
are government officials and high places saying, yes, indeed, we
are seeing things we cannot explain. Gonda, you you read
the news, I mean tell everyone absolutely. I mean you've

(36:06):
got You've got the Navy saying yes, we have plenty
of footage of unidentified flying objects and we don't know
what they are. We don't know where they come from.
So yeah, they're UFOs, they're not from this planet. I
love this. I know it scares people, but like I
always say, if they haven't done anything to us yet,
they're probably just driving by, realize we're not worth it
and move on. Probed by them, Yeah, yeah, Nate believes it.

(36:30):
He was annually probe. Yeah, back when I was a child. Well,
that's that's what I don't know. I'm not one hundred
percent sure I was probed, but I'm I'm ninety nine
point nine percent sure that was abducted. Yeah, they just
folded you with that, They folded you into their experiment
experiments for a second or yeah. Yeah, it started out
as a dream and then all of a sudden, time

(36:51):
just passed so quickly, and I woke up in my
bed hours later, and then I knew I was abducted.
Nate wasn't in our friend Aaron that we were talking
to about he and his identical twin brother. It wasn't you.
There was someone I was having lunch at one of
our favorite restaurants and Aaron as the manager. He and
his identical twin brother that got together not long ago,

(37:13):
I think for whatever reason. And his brother started talking
about this dream he used to have. They shared, you know,
two beds in the same bedroom growing up his kids.
He said, he remembers this dream of this light outside
their window shining in from outside. And then Aaron went,
wait a minute, I had that same dream, And he said,

(37:34):
and you walked over to the window and put your
hand on the window. I told you to get back
away from the window. And his brother went, oh my god,
I remember that dream too. So they're now realizing that
something was a miss with some light outside their window
and they both witnessed it. They thought it was a
dream and it wasn't. Yeah, I really feel like these
aliens are smart. They're abducting young children, and so people

(37:56):
hear this story, they're like, whatever, you're just a kid.
You're making this up. But we're telling the truth here, guys.
This is a big storyline on Riverdale. That's great Judasians
and Riverdale. I'm just saying, jug heads been seeing some
stuff there. You go from the mouth of Jugead. You

(38:16):
know it's got to be true anyway, So I don't know.
I don't know if you've been sucked in. But the
Travel Channel, all their UFO coverage, it's just been spectacular,
ye gandhi. I mean even recently, just yesterday, the SpaceX
crew said that they were warned when they were taking
off that there's an unidentified object up there and we
don't know what it is. You guys have to dawn
special suits and brace for impact. They said it was

(38:36):
it's close as twenty seven miles away, which in space
distance is really really close. Its close. They didn't see. Yeah,
they didn't see it, and they still don't know what
it is, but they were warned about it. So I
just laugh at us anyway like that, Look at these
idiots that can't get along down. Oh yeah, look at us.
We are We are the neighborhood. You roll your windows
up when you drive past, like nobody wants us. So

(38:57):
I must assume that they are checking out our atmosphere, right,
they're checking out if they can how our minds work collectively,
because we all know that we're connected in some weird
way or another, and they're they're gathering this data stuff
that we don't. I think we're too shallowed to experience ourselves.
I love it. Anyway, we got to move on. Thank you,

(39:20):
travel channel UFOs traveling to uh the United States of America.
There you go, Brodie, thank you for the suggestion for nobody.
I appreciate it very much. Oh glad you liked it,
very glad at nineteen ninety nine though, just so everyone knows,
it's not free. Yeah, what scary? What's scary? All of
a sudden he has that echo like he's in a bathroom.

(39:41):
Did you just like take the phototo the bathroom? Well?
I thought he was doing me. Yeah, yeah, to be honest,
I am. Now I've got to move on. Let's get
into the free things. When you do from you're one
thousand dollars to long keep free money, you put them
on a hold. Now, s y, thank you you're one

(40:02):
thousand dollar free money. Phoned app Deloggie on the way. Yes,
what's going on, Gandhi? I'm actually going to start with
a very sad story an NYPD officer has died after
being struck by a passing vehicle while investigating a crash
in Queens and one person is now in police custody.
Officer and Astasio Sakos was diverting traffic on the highway
shortly before two am following a previous deadly crash when

(40:25):
he was struck in the eastbound lanes of the Long
Island Expressway. Police say a thirty two year old woman
from Hempstead veered and hit the officer head on. She
was allegedly driving while intoxicated and had a suspended license,
and eyewitness says he saw the officer arguing with the
driver of a vehicle that apparently did not want to
stop right before she floored it. Officer Sakos was forty

(40:46):
three years old, a fourteen year veteran of the force,
a husband and a father of two. Really sad. President
Biden has a busy day ahead. He's expected to sign
an executive order to raise the minimum wage to fifteen
dollars an hour for federal contractors and tipped employees working
on government contracts. It's currently at ten dollars and ninety
five cents. He's also expected to change the guidelines for

(41:08):
wearing masks. Outside experts believe his update on the pandemic
will include different recommendations for people who are fully vaccinated
and those who aren't yet protected. Biden has asked everyone
to mask up for his first one hundred days in office.
That milestone is happening Thursday. And finally, former NFL or
Chad Johnson did something pretty interesting while he was in Jacksonville. Froggy,

(41:29):
you missed out, but he hopped on Twitter and tweeted,
anybody in Jacksonville want to make an easy one thousand dollars?
I need a ride to Starbucks. Please five hundred bucks
going five hundred to drop me back off less than
an hour. I know. I don't know if he's hurt
of uber just didn't want to do it. I have
no clue. But one fan, actually at fan took him
up on the office offer and was thrilled he got

(41:49):
that thousand bucks. Ojosinko got his coffee and that's that
those are yours. I only would have done that. That
is definitely surge pricing right there. It's certain five stars.
Take it a break your thousand dollars DELONGI free money
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(42:34):
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(44:01):
does the phone taps, Gary Garrett, Here we go, Elvis,
Elvis Durant Elvis Durant. Phone tap, all right, the phone
tap email, Dear Elvis, my name is Geo. I would
like to phone tap my mom. Oh no, I recently
went on a vacation with a bunch of my friends
ended up hugging a statue while drunk, causing it to
fall over and break. So why don't we call mom

(44:25):
looking for a little money for the statue. I broke
all the old pay for the broken statue bit. All right,
here's the setup, Garrett, our own Garrett starts the call
as the hotel manager looking for the money to replace
the statue, and then Geo comes on to add fuel
to the fire. As Geo and Garrett phone tap mom,
let's listen in to today's phone tap. Hi Giovanni I

(44:49):
Luciano Please, Oh jesus, this is Ac Slater. Uh I
work for the hotel that mister Luciano stayed at last week,
and uh I kind of let him go for knocking
over statue at the hotel I work at. So I
was just calling him up because my boss is on
my ass. I kind of need that money that he

(45:09):
promised he would get to me. He paid you that money?
Who is this? First of all, ac Slater. Okay, well
you have insurance, yes, But here's the deal. I don't know.
He knocked over one of the founding fathers of the hotel,
and I have him coming to the hotel within a week.
And if I don't have the statue that your son
knocked over of our founder, Zach Morris, we're gonna have

(45:30):
a problem. Your hotel should pay for whatever time now
when your son knocked it over on purpose? How much
is this, how much is it, whatever kind of statue
it is, I need seventeen hundred more dollars. Yeah, you
are absolutely out of your mind, the hotel's mind, or whoever.
I also have a business, and if something breaks inside

(45:51):
of my business, I have insurance for that purpose. Do
you run a four star hotel, bay a four star bakery?
Oh yeah. If one of your customers came over and
knocked over the Pillsbury doughboy, I'm sure you would make
him replace it too. He gave you enough money for
your damn statue, so you know what you can serve it. Listen,
I'm gonna get that money, and I'm not getting paid

(46:12):
in doughnuts. You ain't getting bad in breads or donuts
and by the way, donuts. Okay, yeah, okay, I'll believe
it when I taste it, all right, So all right,
but I ain't giving you no more dough either. How's that? Yeah,
you're giving me more dough. I mean I will come
to the bakery and take it out of your cash
register if I have to. Well, you know what, before
you do that, you couldn't have to pest with the

(46:33):
door and past by me. First, he gave you more
than enough to pay for your statue and another three
statues after that. Three hundred dollars buys me an arm.
And I'm not gonna show a founder of my hotel. Hey,
here's your arm. I'm sorry, I don't have the rest
of your body because some twenty one year old was
drunk and decided to dry hump you. Do you have
any crazy glue? My suggestion is, okay, if that statue

(46:55):
with that important, you should just crazy glue it together.
I'm sure he wouldn't ever known the difference he came in.
If not, no, you listen to me. You're listener, mister
um are you going to listen to me? Listen, son
of a you'll listen to me. I raised a man,
I raised a decent kid. I'm like you yet, Come
come here now, okay, I'll pay your point tickets. Come
here now and come say that to me in my face,

(47:17):
and then I'll show you who's the animal. No, no, no.
If you saw your son act to me, no, no, no, mister,
whatever the hell your name is? Slater? Yes, Slater? Later,
Slater what whatever your mom decided to name you. I
think I'll cut and make you eat them if you
don't stop saying things about my son like that. Okay,
and you know what, I'll probably spit it out because

(47:39):
you're probably a bad cook too. So you have nothing
to do at your first hotel? I mean, is it
that's happy that nobody goes there because obviously you have
nothing else to do but stay on the phone. Well, no,
I have a lot to do. But when I have
a pain in my ass that I need to take
care of, I take care of it. You can't top that. No, listen, listen,

(48:00):
miss missus slad joke Okay, later, Joe, because you know what,
if you want it, you be, You'll hear my f
I'll talk to on the phone. Come here, I'll give
you the money, so I don't even give you a cannoli. Hey,
missus Luciano, I think I would take that cannoli. My
name is Garrett from Elvis Durand in the Morning show.
And you got phone tap by yourself. Oh my god,

(48:21):
both of you. I always listen to your dad station
in the morning, and I got car like an idiot.
Oh my god, you really want the canoli? There you go,
a thousand dollars free money phone tap. Let's go talk
to Marianna on line ten. Oh my god, you're kidding.
She's already on fire. Oh my god, Danielle, this is

(48:44):
a joke. I'll tell Marianna what happened? What what happened?
You just won? There's no where h yes, congratulations, Oh
my god. Tell her what she won. You won a
thousand dollars. Oh my god. Now here's my question. Would

(49:08):
you like to double the thousand dollars with the all
or nothing question of the day. Oh yeah, If you
get it right, we double it. If you get it wrong,
then you lose everything. Marianna, Yeah, I'll double it. WHOA
I want to try? I was just kidding. We're not
doing that. Second. I would ask you, I would ask

(49:29):
you the most difficult question ever just to save face,
Marianna a thousand dollars thanks to our partners at Delongie.
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work right now. Sister. Yeah, you work with your sister? Yeah,

(49:51):
she's my boss? Wow? Yeah? Well is she a good boss?
How is it? How is that working with you? She
buys me breakfast, So that's good. I can buy breakfast now,
I guess. So maybe you shouldn't have been so excited
in the car with her running all that money. You
think I'm kidding. So this is a fun. Let me

(50:12):
talk to you. What's your what's your sister's name? Her name?
You can talk to her. I'll talk to Paige Caro, Hi, Page, Hi.
Your sister needs attention. Uh, she didn't win any money.
I don't know. Oh, I'll have to ask a controler. Yeah,
I don't know. She's pretending she wont just to put
on a good show for you, so must needs. I

(50:41):
don't have to talk with my box about that your
other sister. All right, Paige, you and Marianna have a
beautiful day. Put put my winner back on and you
have a bill. Have a nice drive, Marianna. Congratulations on
your thousand and it's a pleasure meeting you and your sister.
Thank you so much. Watch Oh my gosh, hold on

(51:04):
one second. Okay, there you go, Marietta one a thousand.
You're tomorrow with another DeLonge free money phone tap. Thank
you Delongi so much for being a part of the love.
I can't wait to plug plug in my new Delongi
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(51:24):
would have thought it was an actual firefryer, but nope,
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Is it the same as breathing oil? I mean, can
you change those out? Anyway? Never mind? Moving on, it's
the deep questions. Hey, let's get into Danielle's report. Danielle, Ye,

(51:44):
you're up right now, it's you all right? So a
pair of shoes? The Kanye west Ward during his performance
at the twenty two thousand and eight Grammy's just sold
for seven figures. It's the prototype Nike Air Easy one.
It went for one point eight million dollars in a
private sell. Southby's actually brokered the deal. I think they
smelled like his feet. I don't know. I love all

(52:05):
these years later. Yeah, but I looked at them and
I was like, they're okay, I mean really, I mean, well,
they're also the shoes that he was wearing when he
stormed the stage right with Taylor Swift and talked all
that crap. I'm gonna let you finish, but you weren't
the best. Yeah, and he was singing. He sang like
hey mama, and stronger when he happened on or something
like that. So I guess, I mean, I don't know.

(52:26):
Lizze Chris Evans are still dmming each other. By the way,
today is Lizzle's birthday, so happy birthday to her. So
she took to social on a TikTok video and she
kind of posted what he DMed her, but she did
it so fast like if you blinked, you missed it,
and they're just you know, talking. She said, Oh my gosh,
I'm just so glad you know me, and he was like, yeah,

(52:47):
I'm a fan, keep up the good work. So it's like,
it's cute because she's she's totally in her glory because
she loves him so much. So cute. Olivia Rodrigo did
an interview with El magazine. She talked about growing up
in the Spotlight. I don't know if you watched her,
but I did on the Disney Channel in Bizzow Bark
and she said it wasn't as glamorous as everybody thinks.
She says, two years into the show, I had an
identity crisis. I was fourteen years old and I was

(53:09):
questioning who I was, who I was about how am
I supposed to treat people shows. It's a whole different
world when you're growing up in the spotlight. BTS is
about to drop their latest single. It's called Butter. It
is a dance pop song and it is their second
English language song. It's coming out May twenty first Dynamite,
you remember was there first, and I know the BTS

(53:31):
army was so excited yesterday. It was so awesome because
I mean, the guys are getting a McDonald the McDonald's meal.
Louis Vatan deal they just signed. Now their second English
single is coming out, so very exciting stuff there. DMX
is getting his own day in New York. The State
Senate is officially declaring his birthday December eighteenth, DMX Day.

(53:51):
So that's pretty cool. And tonight on television, Pooch perfect
for Scottie B. You've got Blackish mixed Dish, ncis Keenan
is Aunt. Keenan is the cutest guy ever. I can't
watch SNL and watch him because he's he's always smiling,
even if it's the most serious thing. He's just always smiling,
and he always makes me so happy. Danielle, I'm so
glad you pointed that out. I agree. I love him.

(54:14):
He's always fun. Yes, he's the cutest thing. Um. And
also Elvis is loving on the Travel Channel they're doing
this stuff about UFOs. Oh yeah, so that's pretty cool.
And I know that if you pay twenty bucks you
can watch Nobody on demand nineteen ninety sorry, nineteen ninety nine.
It's very bloody and gory, but apparently people are liking
it's Danielle, import give nobody a chance. I mean, it's

(54:37):
it's intense. Thank you, Danielle. We'll go around the room
and do some other stuff coming up after this strand
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nine a month, Discovery Plus stream Now, shut the hell,
I'll slish your clothes if you don't get out of
my way. Speaking buddy in the Morning Show, Helvis Duran,

(55:28):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey, congratulations on all
the work you're putting into your charcuterie boards. But you
know what, if you're gonna make a rose out of salami,
I don't know. I feel like I'm eating a third
grade student's art project, but it still tastes good. It's

(55:49):
macaroni art. Eat it. I would like to make you
know what, if you want to really impress me, rather
than a gingerbread house for the holidays, to do a
charcuterie house, a house built out of meats and cheesus
do it? Why not? Just a thought with me. I've
done the charcouterie board fanciness before, where you make it

(56:11):
look like a skeleton has all of its guts coming
out of it and like spewing out of the head
with a brain. It's great. Yeah, so appetizing it is.
I'm telling uh, Froggy, are you still living in a
world where you think you're about to be fired? Well?
I had that dream last night and it seems so real.
And then today we've talked about dreams even more than

(56:32):
we usually do, and so yes, I still believe it's possible.
You're not getting fired. Okay, no one, No one in
the show is getting fired. Day. Let's go around the room,
Let's see what's on your mind. And as we do,
may I do it around the room? Yeah? Yeah, A
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(56:54):
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(57:16):
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that correctly? That was perfect? Okay? Just making sure that
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save some money, gets those flowers ordered from mom. Froggy,

(57:36):
what's on your mind today? You know? I know we
all love our animals and whatnot, and I give my
dogs treats when they go outside. If they do something
that they go to the bathroom or poine of the
masks to go outside. Me they do something good, I
give them a treat. Lisa gives them treats for the
dumbest reasons. Yesterday she said, Oh, they're gonna get a
mommy came home treat. Oh they get a mummy woke
up from a nap treat. Oh God, just get they

(57:58):
get treats for the dumbest reasons. I respect all of
those reasons. No, no, no, no, they're gonna be fat. No.
I'm like, we give the food and they get treats
and then do something good. At least they give them. Oh, Mommy,
give the dishes treats like they get treats for everything.
She's bonding with them. You know, they live by the
treat jar. Now you know what we did last night?

(58:19):
I mean you know, you know the congs where you
can put you can put food in or treats in
the ball. Yeah, and they it's enrichment for your dogs.
I mean they go at it for hours and hours
and they were trading with each others see if the
other one could crack the other one. I love I
love my pets. I love my little puppies so much.
Hey Gandhi, what's up with you? So you guys always
call me a crazy plant lady, and I am. I

(58:41):
have lots of plants all over the place, so our
listeners ask me for advice on things. And I just
posted some advice on roses. If you haven't seen the video,
go to my Instagram story at baby Hot Sauces in
the story and it's all about how to make your
roses look amazing. Even Sam commented on it yesterday and
was like, oh my god. So there are some tricks.
You have to cut the in the stems at forty

(59:02):
five degree angles. You have to make sure you take
all the leaves off because if the leaves are on
the water, they tend to take up some more of
the water. And then you take the rose out. You
want a firm rose and you kind of spin it
in your hand to plump it up. It's awesome. You
will have a very different experience with roses. Just go
watch it. You're welcome those. That's for me, Nates, as
you stole his around the rock. Oh, I'm sorry. Was

(59:25):
it about my story or about did you find it too?
I know I saw it on your story and I
was all sorry. And there's also a tip. You can
put a penny in the in the water and it
makes the flowers stand up tall and straight. What I
was a penny is like it's like the purple pill

(59:45):
for flowers. Yeah, yeah, okay, Oh sorry, Nates, No, no, no, no,
Go go to Gandhi's Instagram story and watch it because
I've been buying flowers for people for years and they
lasted day and a half. So please check is out
if you want your flowers. The last great advice. I
love I love my flowers. Hey, I produced you, Sam,
what's on your mind today? We're overlapping so much today because,

(01:00:08):
just like Froggy, mine is about dogs. So yesterday I
went out and I got myself an ice cream cone
because I felt like it, and I took the vent
of a walk and she is staring at me, but
not in like the normal dog way, in the I
am holding the key to the center of her universe
kind of way. So I went back in and I
got her her very very first mail ice cream cone.

(01:00:30):
It was the most fun forty five seconds of my
life watching this dog devour with these giant like drug
out excited euphoric eyes. And it was just such a
grave moment. And I think that there are so many
more moments I don't even know about a head. So
if you are considering adopting a dog, I know there
are so many things to worry about, but the payoff

(01:00:51):
is incalculable. It is going to be amazing for you.
Do it, be responsible, but do it and getting I
could not agree more. Hey, Danielle, what are you thinking?
Sometimes you know, you pass by a restaurant and then
you see it again. And you're like, ohly, and I
really want to go there, but I don't have the time.
Take the time to stop, because we have been passing
this burrito place called Bubbacoo's Burritos, and I was like,

(01:01:13):
you know what, I'm just gonna order from there on
the you know, DoorDash whatever. It is amazing. They have
boneless wings also that are so good. Their barbecue sauce
is so good. But they're little like protein bowls with
steak and chi. Oh my gosh, so so so good.
So I love Bubbacoo's Burritos. And if you have a
little place you've been dying to try, I say, you know,

(01:01:34):
give it a try. Don't just pass by. Okay, be
worth it. Take me in. Buy me lunch, scary, buy
me lunch today, I will. I'll bring it over. I'll
bring over the food you grill it. How about that.
That's not buying me lunch, that's buying a project for
me to do for you. What your Yeah, Well I'm
noticing this trend. I have been invited to two wedding doovers.

(01:01:58):
Well because well then well this so next month they're
supposed to go to this wedding, right and They're like, well,
that's just really the pandemic version of the wedding because
it's kind of scaled down. So I'm gonna do like
fifty or sixty people, but then we're gonna do a
real blowout in October at another place. So now I'm like,
do I owe two gifts now or do I give

(01:02:18):
like half a gift for the first party and half
a gift for the second. And by the way, there's
two weddings that I have that are doing this. That's
four weddings and it's only two people. Craziness. They feel
like they want to do over because they're not getting
the full scale party now, So they'll do a party
now with the ceremony, all right, and then they're gonna
do it a giant reception later on. On that note,

(01:02:40):
I will tell you, you know, Alex had a big
birthday in the year twenty twenty. Yeah, and a couple
of my friends did as well, and they were totally
disglossed over because we couldn't do anything big. There was
nothing big we could do. So somebody tells me, as
we open up this summer and we get into well,
events gona be bigger than ever. I mean, this is

(01:03:01):
a good time to be a caterer. I think I'm
gonna just say it. I'm telling you. Caitlyn on line
twenty four has a tip for flowers. Welcome to flower tips.
He's morning Bhi, Caitlyn, Come on, tell us how to
keep your flowers looking beautiful longer. So my grandmother and
mother always told me growing up. So you mix a

(01:03:22):
can just like a regular twelve on can't of sprite
in your water. And it's I guess it's something I
have to do as a carbnation. It's supposed to make
your flowers laugh, longer and more beautiful. Now do you
actually see that working? Yes? I always screw it up
because my grandmother always loves flowers. My grandfather would always
get them for and she would mix it in. You
know that little pack of powder that always comes into

(01:03:45):
flowers because I snort it and I don't feel anything.
I mean, you never know, snorty again. It could make
you last even longer than so it don't maybe stands
straight up, Kaitlyn, you know, uh sprite. I grew up
putting sprite in the Christmas tree water always. It was
always sprite in there or seven up you know it

(01:04:05):
was one of the one. There you go, Thank you, Kaitlin,
welcome to Flower Talk. Say you too, thank you very much.
By Well, there you go. The things you learn from
this show, yeah, all the things, the more you know.
All right, So does does Brodie have a game coming

(01:04:25):
over for us sometime soon? He's working on Pyramid right now.
Oh good, you get to host so we can all
tell you about how much you suck being a host.
I'm really tired of beings. You gotta stop sucking and
you won't get sessed. Wow, that's like that referee of
the game, and try to kick me out if he
gets the calls right, I'll be quiet. Right, you do

(01:04:46):
a good job. We won't say nothing. I don't need handling.
This is far enough as it is. Hey, So there's
another Sicilian town in Italy selling homes for a dollar.
Oh I almost got suckered into the last one, Yesta
Casta one Chilia. It sits on the slopes of Mount
Etna in the Catania area. Here's the thing. You spend

(01:05:08):
a dollar for a house in a beautiful, beautiful hamlet
in Italy. The thing is is you have you have
rules and regulations. You have to have it fixed it
by a certain time, it has to be up to
certain codes. How much more money you have to spend
on it you can get it to look nice. Well,
you know people who are actually completing these because this
this trend started a couple of years ago, and they're
actually some of them saying it's it's the best thing

(01:05:29):
they ever did. Really a full time investment. You got
to be over there. Dealing with the workforce in Italy
can be challenging at times. All right, it's not, you know,
like you think Nate had a lot of trouble getting
his renovations done. Keep in mind also you're dealing with
facadge and homes that have been around since you know,
the thirteen hundreds of mean, right, maybe you need to

(01:05:52):
update the electricity. I don't know, you know, right, And
then some of them part of what deterred me was,
let's say you fix yours up, but the pipe is
bad for the whole building that you're part of. You
have to wait for everybody to fix their stuff, or
you have to fix the pipes for everybody there. This
is a little tricky. And then exactly what Elvis said,
they said it would probably cost you about twenty five
to thirty thousand US dollars to do this renovation, which

(01:06:15):
sounds great to own a place in Italy, but you
may get slowed down because sometimes you need to give
people bribes to get them to do the work faster,
and then it can cost two more money. It's like Brooklyn,
It's the same as yeah exactly, Hey was it? Who

(01:06:35):
was it? Said a few moments ago during the song
that they just remembered that their friend from childhood borrowed
it was you, Nate, Yeah, your friends from childhood? What's
your what's your friend's name? By the way, when you
tell childhood stories, you always have to use first and
last name. It makes it funnier. What happened? Danielle said
something that triggered it, And I remember we were trading

(01:06:58):
baseball cards and I gave him my eighty nine tops
Kirk Gibson card and he traded some other cards back
to me and whatever and I and then afterwards, I'm like,
it wasn't really a fair trade. So I asked him, like, hey,
can I back card back? And he never gave it
back to me. He still has that card, my eighty
nine Kirk Gibson. I just looked it up at nine
nine nine that it was thirty two years ago. Is

(01:07:22):
it too late? Is it too late to call him
and say, Yo, I want my card? No? No, I
think it's pretty. And then I remember Jimmy Janetki borrowed
my Hearty Boys number like one hundred and twelve, and
he read it and never gave it back to me either.
Oh look at that. Yeah, stole your heart on boys things.
I'm like, where are hard on Boys? Yeah? Foggy. When

(01:07:43):
I was ten, I stayed at my friend Greg Broaden's
house one night and I took my Optimist Prime Transformer
with me, and my mom came to get me a
little early the next day, earlier than I thought, and
so I had to just run out of the house
and get my mom's car to go somewhere. I left
Optimist Prime at Greg Broughton's house and I never saw
it again. Still there, I don't know. Yes. Gandhi Andy Donato, Yeah,

(01:08:05):
he borrowed like ten DVDs for me because he was
on house arrest and needed something to watch. I never
got one back hold on. Leave it to Gandhi to
be the person on our show that has a friend
and house arrest. Yeah, and we were in school, but
the house arrest and you trusted him not to just
deal with your DVDs. I knew, and they were like
the best DVDs, like never Been Kissed and ten things

(01:08:25):
I hate about you. I need those back, Andy, and
you can hear me want them. Yeah, yeah, Danielle Danielle Farahan.
I borrowed forty five records. I remember the big song
back then was um, oh my gosh, what the hell
was it? Yeah? Whatever it was? And I left the

(01:08:46):
forty fives there and she never returned the Piano in
the dark, Piano in the dark, thank you. And I
was so pissed off that she had my piano in
the dark forty five and never gave it back. So
you're thinking right now about who who borrowed something from
you years and years and years and years ago, and
now it's been years and years and years later. Is
it is it too late to call what's very well?
Elvis Duran borrowed a twelve CD set of my Cocktail

(01:09:11):
Party mixed CDs some party he was drumming in nineteen
ninety seven, and then when I asked for them back
about a year and a half later, he said, I
don't know where those are. I watched them, the Boston
Nova one. There, there's so many. It was a great
CD collection. It's a great Yeah. I think you need

(01:09:31):
those back because your CD players ready to play at
your next party. I remember I found a VHS tape
a porn of my dad's one time. I took it
over to my friend Walt Rowland's house and I left
it there. I never saw it again. So Walt still watching.
You don't want, No, you don't. So years ago I
was I went and bought this massive, like metal Buddha

(01:09:53):
to put out in the garden. I mean, the thing
is is like five feet tall. It's huge. And so
my friend Pattista said, well, you're not gonna do that garden.
I'm gonna hold on to that until you move into
a house where you can get it back. So she
this beautiful Buddha featured in her dining room. I mean
it looks like architectual digest broom. And I'm like, I'm

(01:10:13):
never gonna eat Patty Steel still has my Buddha. I'm
never gonna see it again. You have to let her
keep it, that's I know. I think you have to
call and get it back right now, we know where
she is. It's a boot. You can't steal a Buddha.
You can't. Buddhas aren't for stealing. That's it. Uh text message.
I'll let my childhood friend Jennifer Capone borrow my gold

(01:10:34):
Mike's Princess necklace to make her boyfriend jealous, and she
never gave it back. Oh hell, I had a friend
take my lip gloss. She kept denying it, but I
knew she took it from it because I took it
from another friend. Wait, here's someone who says, yeah, I
want my virginity back from my ex my neighbor borrowed
by Spice Girls movie, can't get it back. Look at this.

(01:10:59):
My sister took my whole the graphic U Charie's ard card?
What is Pokemon? Yeah that's a trade card and traded
it to some other dark and I I'll never see it.
Oh hell now, yeah you, But keep in mind. The
takeaway from this is, yeah, you're gonna lose things along
the way and you're never gonna get them back. But
my favorite thing is when telling childhood stories, you always

(01:11:20):
have to use the first and last name, and when
you get older, you do that too, because my mom
always uses her friend's name. Is like, oh Mom, I
know you who you're talking about. You don't have to
tell me their last name. One person with that name.
I don't get it, all right, Sarah. Line three, she's
pissed off. Sarah's online four? Actually hello, Sarah, Hi, Yeah,

(01:11:42):
I can hear the anger in your voice. Who's who? Yes? Oh? Yes?
You probably have me blocks on Facebook because I let
the world no. Every single time I see him, I'm like, hey,
you suck. I want my shirt back that you took
from my friend's house. That was my my favorite boyfriend's
shirt and he wore in his graduation picture and he

(01:12:03):
gave to me in it was one of my first
misfit T shirts. And if you know me, I love
that man. What's his name? What's his name? His name
was Chris da Silva and Fort Walton Beach, Florida. Okay,
Chris Silva. I knew sits shirt back? Now? Now alright,
riot him, Sarah, tell him you hurt? All right? We

(01:12:27):
got to get into the three things you need to
know from Gondhi. Gondhi, what do you have going on
right now? What's up? Well? A North Carolina city is
under a state of emergency as a seventh day of
protests are planned over a deadly police shooting. The declaration
was made yesterday before body camera video was released. Turns
out the family of Andrew Brown Junior was only allowed
to see twenty seconds of that video. They claimed Brown

(01:12:50):
was executed as he tried to drive away from his
home when deputy served a search warrant for his arrest.
One private school in Florida doesn't want it's staff to
get a coronavirus vaccine, at least not now. The school
alerted parents in an email, calling the vaccine an experimental
drug and going as far as to say it won't
keep any teachers who get a shot and doesn't believe

(01:13:10):
children should be around teachers who are vaccinated. Meanwhile, on
the opposite side of the spectrum, West Virginia is paying
people to get protected against the coronavirus. Anyone between the
ages of sixteen and thirty five will get one hundred
dollars savings bond after they get vaccinated. The state will
use funds from the federal COVID nineteen stimulus package for
that program. And finally, we talked about this a little

(01:13:32):
bit yesterday, but I don't think it made it to
the air. We know that tourism is coming back in
some places and rental cars are in high demand. But
have you seen the prices of rental cars in Hawaii.
It's huge, seven hundred and twenty two dollars a day
for a smaller vehicle. Yes, So people have decided they're
going to scam the system and instead they're renting U

(01:13:54):
haul trucks. So all the tourists are driving around in
boo halls over in Hawaii right now. I wouldn't be
hall on that road to Hannah. Oh no, I wouldn't either.
But apparently the shortage was caused in part because a
lot of rental companies sold off as much of as
a third of their inventory to stay afloat over the
past year, led to smaller allotments of cars being available,
hence higher prices. It's not just in Hawaii, but Hawaii

(01:14:16):
is having the biggest spike in prices right now, and
hence all the U halls. And those are your three things,
Thank you, Texter coming in. I lended my Elvis Duran
book to a co worker a year ago. I'm never
gonna see it again. Can we get the information and
send them another one. Come on, Eric, Line twenty four
is Giuseppe. Good morning, Giuseppe, how are you? Good morning?

(01:14:37):
I'm doing great. How are you guys doing? Oh well,
it sounds like you're doing okay, but you have an edge.
What happened? Who took what? My best friend? Says our Montez,
a childhood friend of mine borrowed my nineteen ninety eight
black and Tan Montero's sport and never returned it. So
my SUV has been missing for twelve years. That's a

(01:14:57):
serious one. That's a serious one. Oh God, for cars. God,
I mean you got the car back? Did you ever?
I mean, how do you write that off? I mean,
did you insurance pay for it? Or is it just gone?
I have the title to this car. Every once in
a while I think I spot it rolling around in
Delray Beach, but can I trying to chase it down,
but I never found the car. And I asked him, like,

(01:15:19):
where's the car? He's like, I left it in this
parking lot and it's just disappeared. Called toe yards. How
many years? Twelve years? He said, twelve years ago. Okay,
I don't think it's coming back. Maybe it's time to
go shop for a new car and just said a
new car, new friends. I know. Yeah, best of luck

(01:15:39):
with that. Thanks for listening to us. Man, have a
great day. Okay, there you go. All right, we gotta
take a break. We're back after this Elvis in the
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We've been pretty consistent all morning long. We're about three
hours into the show. We still have more people in
our audience than they had at the Academy Awards watching
the other night. Thank you. That was low, low, low numbers,

(01:16:22):
the lowest in the history of the Academy Awards. And
there you go. Why do you think to this Do
you think people are just over these award shows? Are
they just kind of done with them? First of all,
it's a combination, and I think they knew it was
going to be different. It wasn't going to be the
same as it normally is. From years past. But also
I think people are just done who cares. I also

(01:16:43):
think that awards shows, for instance, the iHeart Radio Music
Awards is always fun. Yeah, it's always cunning, edge and
different with categories that are refresh and it's not about
the Academy voting on everyone. It's you listeners vote. I
think that's what makes it stand in front of these
old award shows. Yeah, yeah, of course I had to
say that, because they pay our paychecks. Right there you go.

(01:17:06):
I think also though, after a year of people struggling
so hard and things just being bad and you're losing
loved ones and everything is closed down, that to then
see a bunch of celebrities get all dressed up, super
fancy and celebrity each other with you know, whatever it
is that they're doing, people are kind of just over
that and don't want to see it. I'm with you.
And Plus, I think a lot of these shows now
it's not just about getting your award and thanking people

(01:17:27):
and being you know, like that. It's because it's always political.
There's always something, you know, some message they want to
get across, and they have to get across when they
get their award. You know what I mean that's the
part I like. I'm like, yeah, go off, Yeah, you're
so funny. You know. Interesting. I was reading now that

(01:17:48):
millennials are approaching forty years old, they're finding themselves saying
middle aged things like calling a millennial no okay, but
old age things, yeah, you say, like geriatric things. Yeah. Um,
Like like a twenty one year old, twenty one year

(01:18:10):
old guy, you call him a kid, was just twenty one.
He's not a kid. He's a man, right, very true.
They don't just make him like they used to. These
are all very very big, straight nate things. Yeah they don't.
I'll be honest with you. What are they? What are
the things? Oh? A lot of stuffs, I'll tell you.

(01:18:33):
The other day, he tried to fish me into some
conversation he was having with his other friends about the
best office chairs for lumbar support. I'm like, I don't
want to have this conversation with you. I don't. I mean,
I'm older than you. I'm older though for your dad,
I don't want to talk about lumbar support. Oh man,
they well they really don't make those like well, actually
they're kind of better than air on chairs. Now wow,

(01:18:53):
I mean He's one of those things you're asked, Nate,
I said, when's left to me had a drink? Well,
I just don't really drink that much anymore, not to
I'm alcohol free. It just makes me sleepy. Wow. Wow, Yeah,
I don't know. One glass of wine. I'm out. It's
like a benadroll for a minute. Oh me too, I'm
with you. One glass of wine. I'm like, Oh, I'm
so relaxed. I'm so ready. This is wonderful. You know

(01:19:16):
they're getting old when you say, hey, let's go out
for dinner. Let's let's go out tonight. Oh No, I
have a chicken the fridge. I have to cook it
before it goes back. God, yeah, totally, Yeah, No, I
have to. I have to. My whole life must revolve
around this chickens tether to stay in one day because
I found some tuna salad in the fridge. I'm like,
we gotta eat this by tomorrow or else we Nate,

(01:19:41):
you know, he moved into that neighborhood. He gets mad
at the at the teenagers next door with their loud
bluetooth machines. Yeah, there's this kid practicing the violin, and
they weren't very good. So I couldn't tell which house
it was coming from, though, because I have the ringing
in my ears. So I think it was the right
the next door and want the one over from the

(01:20:03):
next door neighbor, so I might leave a note if
I hear it again. Can you imagine the nerve? Well anyway? So, uh, yeah,
you know, you find yourself when someone says you know what,
you're becoming your dad. When I was younger, it used
to make me mad, and now I love it. I'm like, okay,
I love my dad. Yeah, that's pretty cool, awesome, So
there you have it. Um, it's okay. Hang out with

(01:20:25):
people like like Nate and you'll age up quickly. Hey,
did Brody what I'm your huckleberry berry? That the guy
for the job. I think that's what it means, right,
doctor said in Tombstone? Is that an erie Pennsylvania thing?
I've never heard it? Like an old West? Danielle, have

(01:20:47):
you heard Old West? Maybe you'll learned that when you're
working for the original Wells Farger before they were a bank,
they delivered male litle horse. It does mean that, Nate,
It's an old West saying meaning I'm up for anything.
It could also mean that you were the one to
bring trouble to your opponent. Oh really are, Huckleberry, Yeah

(01:21:10):
you are. Where did you get all these old phrases?
Is you are a treasure trove of old phrases? Oh,
brobably my dad. My dad says a lot of them
his favors when somebody annoys him, because oh, go jump
in a lake. Love that heard that a lot? My
dad was like, go play on the freeway? Is it

(01:21:31):
still free? I just picture Nake getting up on a
Saturday morning, sitting outside and in his porch on his
Adirondack chair, eating his grape nuts cereal and reading the
newspaper with his bifocals on. It's it's a rocking chair.
It's not. And don't forget the worst. He's sitting on
a glider and he's yelling at those loud teenagers next

(01:21:52):
door with those bluetooth machines. Hey, so I do believe
Brody has given us a match game? Which one? Is it?
Family feud? A pyramid? Oh yay? Oh okay, all right?
So are you hosting the pyramid? I think you host
the pyramid? I do the family feud? And then I
know a little bit family feud I thought we're gonna
do that today. We don't have one ready. Yes, he

(01:22:14):
might have Bartelli. I will do one of those, uh,
coming up, but we have to take a break. We
would have contestants, but we can't because we don't have
any money. I've been saving you a lot of money. Later,
thanks Dad, all right, we'll take a break and back
after this text messages coming through. We were smoking a

(01:22:36):
ball of pots in the back of the bus and
I caught my hair on fire. Ah my god. Look
at the text Strand in the Morning shown here, And
if you're tired of tossing and turning at night, triy
ze Quill pure Z's All Night. It helps you fall
asleep naturally and stay asleep longer through the night. Plus

(01:22:57):
it's non habit forming and made with the blended botanicals
like lavender and hem amal finding in retailers. Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, what's the matter? I don't know exactly.
I'm looking in the zoom room or in the song's ending,
and Scary is throwing his hands up as if he's
just given right. If you were listening to this on
Z one hundred in New York City, you had two

(01:23:18):
songs playing at the same time. Right there, Scott, why
are you playing two songs at the same time. I mean,
we do like to say we play more music, but
what happened was all at the same time. Scary turned
my microphone on, which mutes my studio, so I couldn't
hear anything that was happening. And he never does that,
so it messed me up. You're saying partially ultimate. If

(01:23:39):
you could just work that out, we'd appreciate it. I
also missed time something, but Scary screwed me up to
exciting scary fight. Ye know what, folks, It's never gonna
be perfect. Okay, well I know, but we shouldn't say
that's our excuse and move on, right we should try

(01:23:59):
Scary through his hands and he's like, I give up,
I apologize. I strive for perfection. Elvis, you taught me
how to be perfect in this industry. I'm nowhere near perfect.
I made a living out of not being perfect. Anyway,
we're about to get into the pyramid. If you want
to play along, you still have welcome. There's the music.

(01:24:20):
See that was perfect. All right. We already have one
contestant ready to go. We need another. But we don't.
I told you we can't do contestants. I don't have
any money. What are you doing to me? Listen, I've
been saving you a lot of money. Later, No, listen,
it doesn't have to be ten dollars for every point. Okay, well, okay,
you should be on the phone picking up another buck

(01:24:42):
person a dollar. Who wants to who wants to play
for a dollar? Right? Anyway, we have a few moments
to get another contestant. It one eight hundred two for
two zero one hundred all right, done? Um, what do
we do till they get here? Uh? Okay, let's play

(01:25:02):
a couple of songs at the same time. Okay, we
already did that. What I could do three things? If
you would like them, you do them all at the
same time. I could try I think them back and forth.
Here's what Nate did say. By the way, if you're
calling in to play, Nate says, oh, the good thing,
it'll be easy to get a contestant because they don't
have to be smart. No, well, that's exactly what you said.

(01:25:27):
What I said, but that's not what I meant. That
is not nice. I don't need to be as smart
for like the nineties, songs or the movie quote. All right,
are you ready to go? Do you have someone? I
got to go to Dina first, then I'll get the next. Okay,
here we go. Listen, get the music back, music back on,
and get ready to play the pyramid. Good morning, doctor Dina,

(01:25:49):
Good morning. I can't believe I'm going to fall with you.
I can't figure we figured out how to put a
phone on. To be honest, I'm gonna try not to
be straight. Nat doesn't think I'm so smart, but I'm
still want to play. You're smart. She's smart. First of all,
doctor Dina is a sports medicine doctor. She got through

(01:26:10):
medical school, so I mean, hello, okay, all right, well
here we go. We're gonna play the pyramid. Do you
know how this works? Yes? Okay. We'll have so many
seconds on the clock, a total of how many seconds?
Sixty six? Wow, that's a whole minute. That that's a
forever time in radio. With sixty seconds on the clock,
Doctor Dina, uh Gandhi will feed you clues and you

(01:26:32):
have to guess what the answer is. Okay, all right,
are you ready to doctor Dina? I'm so excited. I
am ready. You're ready to hold the thing up for Okay,
ready and let's play the pyramid. Go okay, um farts
poop um, yeah, smelly things good okay, Uh buckle up,

(01:26:54):
you close your table, you close your trade table. Will
you open the window? Plane on an airplane? Yes? Um
uh pass, come on okay, um shoot shack, shake, shart, shimmy.

(01:27:16):
Yeah sounds um. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Friday week picky, ikey, sticky.
They all have something in common. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, picky,
they have the same soundy sticky. Oh geez, I don't know. Okay,
pass it um A vacation, a wedding, a picnic, friding,

(01:27:44):
things outside, outdoor events. Umka, okay, that was things you
plan in advance a very fast minute. W we count
I know so and so works. And in the letter
why is when she was doing That's okay. You have
three points and in our world that's a lot of points.

(01:28:07):
So yeah, Danielle did a good job, doctor Tina, Yes
you did, doctor you were so great. Sorry I didn't
get those two. No, you got you got a lot.
No hold on, doctor Gina, you did better than you think.
Let's go talk to line seven. Alex A. Realist head agent.
Welcome back to the show. And even though you've never
been here, but I'm welcoming to you back because I

(01:28:28):
feel like i've met you before. I don't know what
that mean. Everyone, you're an old friend. And Nate says
you don't have to be smart to play the game,
so welcome, and I said that's okay, because I'm that
very smart. So we're a good pair. You know what.
I bet you are going to ace this, Alex. All right,
here's how it works. Danielle is playing for you. She'll
give you all the clues without actually saying the answer

(01:28:50):
in her clue. I say that as the rule because
daniel always messes that up. Yep, it's okay. If she
does give you a word out of the clue, we'll
have to pass and move on to the next one. Okay,
those are those special Danielle rules, special rules. I like that.
With sixty seconds on the clock, Alex, you're ready to go, Yes,

(01:29:13):
all right, here we go. Let's play the pyramid. Let's
go boobs um boobs? Really? I mean men like now
old your chin, your skin? Um? Old sad said it? Um? Okay,

(01:29:39):
shoelaces um, Oh my gosh, Kate William. Uh, people that
are in the news, people that are in royalty. What
a bone water eating dog uses? Perfect? Okay, Oh, put

(01:30:06):
three minutes and then I'll be ready. Um here, I'm quickly.
Things are putting the microwave. Good. What that's it? It's over,
it's over. Stop me out some object sense? Giving her

(01:30:28):
the last one? Nay? Put that dog one up again?
What the hell does that say? Things you would have
in your house if you have a dog. Oh, I
read it wrong. Okay, okay, but I think they still
gave it. They still gave it to me. Okay, so
uh yeah, but okay, it looks like it's tied three
to three. You got four right, but one of them
is very questionable. Not because of you, Alex, because of

(01:30:52):
the person giving you all right. I had to had
to hit the buzzer on Danielle. You missed a few
words there, But we're back. She told me to place
something up my rear end. Okay, what do we have
for both of them? Can we send them both something? Yeah,
we don't have anything. Did you read? This is the
worst contest ever? I know. He's literally looking around his

(01:31:15):
desk to see what he can send you. Like kids,
Just crap, did you read my book? Maybe? I don't know.
We could give her a flight of Cholula hot sauce.
Oh my god, that's awesome. Do we have flights? Don't?
It was yours a year and a half ago. Half
you even don't give out a year and a half
old lula? Is my chance? What about that wooden malone?

(01:31:39):
What about that wooden penis you have on the desk? Okay, okay,
please hold, please hold out of control, everyone microphones off.
I must put everyone in the corner um. That was awful.
What about your book? Can't you give them your book?
I don't want to bore him. It's like heve, I'm
going to force you to win a prize. It's all
about me. People love that thing. Yeah, well some of

(01:32:00):
them do, but I don't want to force them. Here's
a book you may not be interested in. Here. I
don't know. So that went well. I just think I
think that game is fun. I just think though, that
when you play this game and you have to read
something that's four sentences long before you can start giving
the clues, it takes time. It should be like things

(01:32:20):
you eat like quick, not like things you would have
in your house if you owned a dog like that
takes time for your mind to process, like going okay,
waitn't seem too difficult, No, it was difficult. Take that
takes like a minute. You know you only have a minute.
It's just stupid, Danielle, a minute to process that. Yes,

(01:32:42):
it takes me a moment to go wait, okay, wait,
I don't have a dog, so let me think of
what I would have if I had a dog. Okay,
move on, we have some time to kill. Should we
talk about what happened on this date back back in
the day, April twenty seven. Yea scary what I just
wanted to say. In Danielle's defense, When you are put

(01:33:02):
on the spot, you a lot of thoughts roll through
your head. You feel like, all of a sudden, like
you're under the gun. You haven't. I feel like sometimes
you get dumbed down a little bit. I know it's
easy to panics, and some of those clues are very
long and ridiculous. The reason why no one should be

(01:33:23):
panicking is because, well, first of all, no one's playing
for anything of any value exactly. You know, you know
what I'm saying. I think everyone just gets so competitive
you're really there's nothing good coming out of this other
than we have a little chuckle. If he said Disney Princesses,
Like that's two words and it's easy to figure it
out things in your house if you owned a dog

(01:33:46):
like that, Disney Princesses would be hard for me because
I'm not really into it. Don't you have a dog
I would be able to do. Let's go talk to
Dave Brody. He wrote all the clues. Oh, here we go,
he wrote all the answers. I happen to think it
was fine. But if you guys want to tear him up,
go ahead, Hi Brody. They're they're all mad at you.
So I think next time we play, I'm gonna have

(01:34:06):
a category called stuff Danielle likes to say, and that
this way, but I have to make it shorter, like
day y'all talk oa, So it's a short clue as
I feel bad now because I tried to make it easier,
but I guess I failed again. So I don't feel
I don't think you failed pretending. I just think that,

(01:34:29):
like I said, like, if you're taking the time to
have to read what the clue is, it should be
very short and quick. Well that is part of the game. Yeah,
I just yeah, I'm writing them like the game rights.
I'm on tell now, I don't watch the game. I
can make him shorter next time, though, Well it's time.
I will pass my time over to Elvis and he

(01:34:50):
can play with the contestant because he'll do better. No, oh,
not here, No, I'm serious. I'm not being were at all.
I am totally serious. You're fine, You're fine. Everyone did
a great job, and I think straight. Nate. Hey, Nate,
your show's falling apart over here. Nate knows. I don't
like to play those Everyone's yelling at each other. It's

(01:35:11):
just it's not good. Everyone's being passive aggressive. I'm totally honest. Yes, Gandhi,
what I just I thought I would totally change the
subject because when you just said it's April twenty seventh,
it reminded me that today's a couple of very important
things happening in my life. One Happy birthday, Mom. Today,
it's her birthday. I love you. I don't know if

(01:35:31):
she's listening her awake. But it's also my anniversary with
Brandon two years today, So happy anniversary, Brandon, Happy birthday, Mom.
Thanks for turning our show around. You're welcome. I thought
I would just change a sometime. Did you know today?
Twenty five years ago? In nineteen ninety six, Playboy playmate
Shauna sand married Lorenzo Lamas. I did not know that?

(01:35:52):
Did you know? Today? April twenty seven, twenty five years ago?
In nineteen ninety six, Robin Wright married Sean Penn. No,
didn't know that, did you know? Forty years ago, Ringo
star married actress Barbara Bach, his co star in the
blockbuster movie Caveman. No, who else got married on this day?
Decades ago? Here's one one hundred and forty one years ago,

(01:36:15):
on this day, Francis Clark clarking MG Foster whatever. No,
Francis Clark and MG Foster to put two words together,
they patented the electrical Hearing aid on this day. I
thought I'd just fill you in. I'll let you know
what's happening on this day. All right, Well, maybe we

(01:36:37):
should do something else now, Brodie, any suggestions? Uh no,
but today's the anniversary of the first time I kissed
my wife. How about that you should celebrate by re
enacting that first kiss? Yeah, good luck with that, all right,
I'll tell you what let's get let's get into the

(01:36:57):
free thing. Let's get into the three Okay, he's asexual, guy,
I know all right, The three things are pretty serious.
This morning, an NYPD officer has died after being struck
by a passing vehicle while investigating a crash in Queens.
One person is now in custody and we have some
details as to what happened. Officer Anastasio Sakos was diverting

(01:37:19):
traffic off the highway shortly before two am following a
previous deadly crash when he was struck in the eastbound
lanes of the Long Island Expressway. Police say a thirty
two year old woman veered and hit the officer head on.
She was allegedly driving while intoxicated and had a suspended license.
An eyewitness says he saw the officer arguing with the
driver of the vehicle that struck him. Officer Sachos was

(01:37:42):
forty three years old, a fourteen year veteran of the force,
a husband and a father of two. Human Rights Watch
is accusing Israel's government of committing crimes of apartheid in
persecution against Palestinians. Israeli government officials are responding angrily to
that report that was released today. US Human Rights Watch
that it's using the term apartheid in a descriptive or

(01:38:04):
comparative sense in regard to the Palestinians. But the US
based organization said Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyah, who's government has
actually crossed a threshold into a crime against humanity. The
Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affair says claims in the report
are preposterous and false. And finally, on a much lighter note,
but some people are really upset about this. There's another

(01:38:24):
shortage in the world right now. Anyone guests have a
guess what's going on? Good radio shows? Yeah, that's one
of them. Good job. But apparently helium m I think
the helium's coming back. Now. This is food that everybody loves, well,
a lot of people love, but apparently heavy demand and
brutal Texas winter led to an understocking of chicken wings

(01:38:47):
across the country. Currently, prices for chicken wings are as
high as they've been in thirty three years. Some restaurants
are even saying they don't have enough flats and drumsticks
to make it through the weekend. So if you love
your chicken wings, cherish them because they're kind of scarce
right now. And those are your three things, all right,
taking a break, We're back after this. There's just something
about his tongue, all right. We gotta watch him TV tonight.

(01:39:14):
What should it be, Danielle. I'm loving Keenan because he's adorable,
and you like the Travel Channel with the UFOs. I
do hope they're doing it again tonight until tomorrow. Say
peace out, everybody, everybody,

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