The Day We Were Naked And Afraid

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show and everything about it show. Look at that. We
finally made it to Friday, an't they cool? Yeah? Yeah,
it is going by the cloud. Today is Friday, on
the Wednesday Friday. You know, Gardy Gondhi, years ago before
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for seven days and was coming to night. What change
can we bring that back? Maybe we have a responsibility
to be on the radio tomorrow. Anyway, Welcome to Wednesday.
Hi Froggy, good morning. Hello, there's Scary, Hi, there's Gondhy,
Hell Hi, producer Sam, good morning, there's my Daniella, Scottie
Be's and master Control and name. Hey, what do you

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People texting and love it. So look here we go Wednesday.

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Our first caller of the day is Loretta. Works in
a hospital lab analyzing pee and Pooh all day long.
You know, Loretta, I'm gonna send some over see Hello, lady, Hello,
how are you doing? You ready for another day of
Pooh and p analyzation? I'm always ready for another day
of stranges that analysis. Well, look, you know, people don't

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remember sometimes whatever comes out in your excrement or your urine, whatever,
it can tell the story about how you're doing, how
you're feeling. I mean, it can all be found out
right there. You can read it in the leaves as
they say. It absolutely does. Most people don't recognize what
we do for a living, and a lot of doctors
actually base their diagnosis off of what we tell them.

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And we can usually tell, you know, even before we
put it on the instrument, if you're sick or not.
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and say, hmmm, I think this could be a B
or C. Yeah, that's with you know, blood, pea or poopo. Wow.
I know it's the elixir of life. But the fact

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that you do that every day and you're keeping us
on track and keeping us alive and functioning, Loretta, we
love you. Thank you for doing that. Thank you. I
love you, guys. To you, guys make my day every
single day. I look at you every morning and I
appreciate it. And to keep in mind, you can analyze
all the pooh you want and we'll keep We'll keep
we'll keep making it out there, we'll keep dropping it around.

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We'll have a beautiful day to day. And thanks for
keeping us healthy. We're going to send you some more
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Thank you. Have a great day. Okay, thank you you too.
All right, hold on one second, this is day number
two of me having this cankers or whatever. My tongue

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I mean, I can't really pronounce certain words because it hurts. Oh,
it hurts. Those are the worst. And then you keep
biting it by accident and just and then we went
up from Margaritas yesterday. That made it more to death. Yeah,
what the hell was I think? Anyway? So if you
have you know exactly what's going on? Okay, thank you.

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It are the three things we need to know from Gandhi's,
then we're gonna move on and have it a Gandhi,
it's you, what's going on? A new grand jury is
expected to decide whether to indict former President Trump New
York prosecutor's plan to present evidence in a criminal investigation
into Trump and his company. He denies doing anything wrong
and calls the move a political witch hunt. The Washington
Post reports that the grand jury will sit three days

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a week for six months, but will likely hear other
cases during those times as well. Police and Oregon are
declaring a riot after demonstrators smashed windows in downtown Portland.
About two hundred people gathered last night to mark the
one year anniversary of George Floyd's murder. Some set off
fireworks and lit a dumpster fire, while others through objects
at officers. The crowd then began marching and damaging businesses.

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Police and riot gear ordered them to stop and later
made what they called targeted arrests. And finally, if you
can look up in the sky, you might see something
really cool. In a little while. The rare super flower
blood moon is going to grace the skuys today. The
supermoon can be seen all over the world, but a
full lunar eclipse will be visible in the western part
of the US That starts at seven to eleven am

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Eastern Time and will last about fifteen minutes. Those on
the East coast. We're missing the entire blood moon, but
we should be able to check out a partial eclipse still,
So go ahead and take a look up. And those
are your three things. Yeah, a lunary clips It's okay
to stare at it. Yeah, you don't have to. You
don't have to create that little pinhole in a box, right,
you know what I'm saying. Okay, Hey, this one's all right,
You're safe, all right, Welcome to another super flower blood

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as they roll through that room. They used to call
that the red carpet. Now they called it that room.
But what's great about this iHeart Radio Music Awards Show
tomorrow night is everyone is like triple tested and sitting
together in the Dolby Theater in Hollywood. I mean the
energy of a live show right there. You know what

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I'm saying yeah, miss that that's gonna be awesome. It is.
It's gonna be weird, I'm telling you. And we've we've
been in contact during rehearsals with all the people performing,
and everyone's excited about it. I mean, they feel like
they're getting their stage back. And so this will be
the first time all of them can come in together
collectively as a bunch of different artists that we all

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love and do their thing and with lighting and everything,
it's a show, real show cool. So that'll be tomorrow
night on Fox at eight seven Central. Make sure you're watching.
It's gonna be pretty cool. Horoscopes. Who are you doing
it with? Today Producer Sam? How about Scottie b Today?
Thank you? Yes, thank you? Yeah, well listen, thank you,

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thank you. Everybody. All right, here we go. All right,
let's roll some high numbers here. We got a lot
of celebrity birthdays today. If you're celebrating, you celebrate with
Scott Dissac, Stevie Nicks, Lauren Hill, and Lenny Kravitz. Capricorn,
focus on your social life and let others know you
want to play your days of nine. Aquarius. Set firm
boundaries and don't let others deter you from what you want.

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Your days of nine pieces. Be aware that your adventurous
mood could be a turn off to others looking for
a more relaxed experience. Your days of seven aries. Ask
for advice from others as you navigate your next steps.
Your days of nine Taurus, your relationships with others may
have run a muck. Take a much needed break to
recharge your social batteries. Your days of seven Gemini, rethink

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your daily routines and strive to do more. Your days
of nine Cancer, some unexpected drama could turn your day
upside down. Try and stay clear if possible. Your day
is an eight Leo. Your focus on what could be
next will prove fruitful in more ways than one. Your
days of ten Virgo unexpected new ideas well. Have your
mind racing a mile a minute. Your days of ten Libra,

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look for some sense of security to bring as much
needed to bring a much needed boost to your mental health.
Your days in eight Scorpio, let your creative side sore.
Do not hold back your great ideas. Your day is
an eight and finally, Sagittarius, make time to rest as
you'll need your energy for a big upcoming project. Your
days in eight and those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes. Excellent.

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Thank you so much, Scottie, thank you for you nunciating.
You're welco how you sounded very very I heard all
the consonants, all the vowels, and what about you, producer sandwich?
You have for dinner last night? Anything good? Last night?
Of our friend the Dessertest sent me a bunch of
cake pops, So I'm shamed to say that was dinner. Well,
a lot of people don't know the Dessertest all of her,

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all of her desserts have like a pound or a
gallon of booze and every every bite right, so you know,
I had a fun night basically drunk after dessert. All right,
I've seen a few minutes. Danielle, you're up next. What
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you they're still at it and Scooby Doo is getting
a cast reunion. It's going to be fun. Wait, wait,
are you be watching j loo in her relationships every
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in the morning show. So it was twenty four hours ago, yesterday,
at this time, I announced to the room I need
to choose one of you to join me as I
apply to appear in Naked and Afraid. That's right, yes,

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and so it makes you look at your co workers
in a whole different way. Right. So I haven't made
a decision yet, but still working on it, but I've
filled out the application. I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay, I'm
I'm sitting here speaking to you right now. I'm Naked
and Afraid. He decided for sure who you don't want
on your team? Scary, okay, though you didn't give me

(11:21):
a clear answer. You can't handle the truth. No, No,
it's not your your nudity ability, it's your ability to survive.
I just I don't know if you would be the
right one. I mean, they don't they don't have you know,
Uber eats on these from these places. But anyway, so
Charlie for Tiny is on the line. Let's go talk
to Charlie. Good morning, Charlie, Good morning guys. How you're

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doing now? As we speak to you. Are you naked
or afraid? Are you okay? On both both fronts? That
doesn't take much to get my clothes off. I could
say that now. Wow, Charlie, for tiny, was not on one,
not two, but three different seasons of Naked and Afraid.
So has anyone else been on Naked and Afraid as

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much as you? Oh? God, yeah there's been. There's been
a fat handful of guys that have done it and girls.
Still a lot of women do it as well. Yeah,
because people have been on it quite something. So look back,
Charlie to the very first season of Naked and Afraid
where you appeared. Uh, do you remember what it was
like that first moment where you had to like, okay,
we're on you know what I'm saying. What was that

(12:25):
feeling like for you? Yeah? I was in Colombia and
it was It's funny because they put in there was
about five production people. There were three girls and two boys,
and they with the girl that I was with. They
found out later they put the boys with her, and
it kind of makes you feel uncomfortable. But yeah, you
get undressed, but you don't do it once. You do
it about four times, right, But the thing is when

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you're in the terrain, is I mean, it's even if
you have clothing on, it's difficult to maneuver through there.
But you're walking around naked with someone who's basically a
total stranger trying to survive. So I would assume being
naked just you don't even see that after a while.
Is that true? It's like who cares? Oh? Yeah, you
don't even pay attention to it. You girls are walking
around and sometimes they're they're having the time of a

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month and their strings hanging out, and they don't You
don't even care, You don't play attention. Oh it happens.
That puts the real in reality to you. Let me
tell you I've done a lot of TV. Is the
most real reality television show I know for a fact.
It's about ninety six woow, there you go. There you go,

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so bug bites and stepping on thorns and you know,
injuries and just trying to like light of fire, I mean,
lots and lots of challenges. What do you think, Gandhi?
What do you have a question? Oh? I have so
many questions. Okay, the first question is do people ever
hook up? I know you said it wasn't really all
that sexy. But if you suck for a while, well,

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I mean when you when you want to hook up
with someone, you take a shower first. You make yourself well,
pretty guy all you're dressed up nice. When you're day,
you're dirty, you're filthy, you're hungry. Yeah, you're miserable. It's
raining out, you're wet, you're called. The last thing you
want to do is hook up. Okay, I can't imagine
getting horny in that situation. You do. You do get

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up in the morning sometimes and it appears as if
jaw you can't control that. Yeah, Daniel, do you have
a question for y How long are you actually out
there for? Like? How long do they dump you out there?
The first time I went out for twenty one days.
You're out there twenty four hours at base and told
it until it's over or you quit or you get

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pulled out. Um, so you're out there until the end.
The first one was twenty one days, and then the
other two I did with forty. But I hold two
records on naked mcfraid, one being the oldest one to
ever do it. I'm turning sixty this year. Hopefully I
get to go out again. And the other one is
that I was the fastest to leave when I was
in equiabook. I was there four hours. What I was

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in the in Equador. Let me tell you the Amazon,
all it wants to do is kill you. You look
up when you go to the Amazon. What to wear?
They tell you where long sleeves. Take the sleeves, wear gloves,
wear mosquite on. That's where a hat with something around
your ankles. You don't get bit wear high boots, wear pants,
long pants tied around your waist, and you go out
your naked. Well, I was walking down the hill. I
stepped on an ants nest and they're like bees. So

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I got ants stattoos all they're like thee So they
swung my leg. I moved to the right and I
severed my quad ten four hours. There's more. There's more
to it. So, Charlie, didn't you have a heart situation
that play? I was in the Philippines. Yeah, I got
dan gay fever without knowing it, and I had a
stage two heart failure. I was out for twenty nine days.

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They pulled me out and I was in the hospital
for another ten days. And you are back and do
this again, right, They asked me to go back this year,
but I can't do. My schedule on't allow it. I'm
dying to go back. I'm gonna be six day on
the oldest one to complete it, and I'm trying to
go out to sixty days. So if I can make it,
if you guys want to sponsor me, I'll tattoo your

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names on my back and I'll go ahead and wow
you guys if you're just turning, if you're just turning
us on. Uh second, Charlie Fortini is here not I
mean he was on three count of three seasons of
Naked and Afraid and uh, I'm afraid just listening to this.

(16:22):
I mean, Daniel go ahead, I'm sure you look him
up on the internet. The first thing that comes up
is that he nearly died after competing on the show.
That's so he's ready to go back. Yeah, that's crazy.
I went down. I went from two hundred pounds to
one hundred and fifty three pounds and twenty days I'm in.
It's a hell of a diet. But and that's how

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I hate a lot of stuff too. But Charlie, Charlie,
two huts, failure in a double and lean Hernia when
you test. Oh my god, Charlie, there are people texting
in saying they're so happy to hear your voice. They
were so worried about you, wondering whatever happened to you.
You really really left quite a footprint on many people,
many fans hearts, and so you obviously, no matter what

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you did in there, win or lose, you won their hearts.
You did a good job. Great for you, well, thank you.
You do with integrity. The people that go out and
they do it for showmanship. Everybody that goes on this,
even the ones that I don't necessarily like, but they
all do it for their own personal reasons. We don't
do it for money, We don't do it for Some
of them do it for the same. But we do
it to challenge ourselves. So that's the reason why we're

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in it. Well, Charlie, look, you know going out there
three seasons of naked and afraid and surviving all of
those challenges that came your way. Uh, the important questions.
I have two important questions. Number one, what's the best
kind of leaf to wipe with? Why but a calm
thing or fern? Fern? You find out what we find

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whatever leaves the closest to your butt when you're taking
Now Charlie, for by the way, was in the Marines.
Thank you for serving our country, sir, and I'm assuming
that may have helped prepare you for the show. What
advice do you have us for us who are just
we're naked and afraid in you know, in traffic, in

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our families and with our careers every day. What life
lesson did you really really learn from these three seasons
of Naked and Afraid? Charlie, Listen, you guys could be bad, growless,
you could be the best survivors in the world. If
you're not psychologically ready for it, you're never gonna do it.
You can't panic. You can't be afraid of a ventomous snake,
and you have to be able to pick it up
and cut it and need it. You can't be afraid

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of anything. But you also you have to keep your smarts,
don't don't panic, and if you don't, you can do it.
Put my name down, I'll go with you. Charlie. There
you got no Charlie. I hope we get to talk
to you again in the future and when we can
open up and ever, if you're ever in New York
with we'd love to have you in because I just

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I just feel like you have so much in your
heart and in your brain to teach us about many
things in life, including being naked and Afraid of Ecuador.
But thank you so much for your time today. It's
it's an honor to talk to you. No prob when
you open up. You guys got my number, you call me.
I'll make a trip down to New York and come
in Central visits in the studio. All right, excellent. By
the way, Charlie's up in May. I was gonna say,

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how right here, we're gonna come at great day. Wow, Wow,
that was awesome. All right, tell you I'm gonna move
the clock around. Let's do feel goods with Sam here.
Then we'll take a break and come back and do
Danielle's report. It's the top of the hour and I
gotta run outside and go see the uh the dirty

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Redheaded Moon or whatever flower bloon because I here in
New Mexico. I think it's it's time. I like Dirty
Redheaded Moon better in college. Yes, someone on the Texas
they should do Naked and Afraid in New York City. Imagine,
just go on the subway. You'll see it. Let me

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tell you that show has been on for years. You're Sam,
it's all you. What do you have? All right? Teresa
O'Neill sent me a great story about Washington University senior
Maya Napost. So if you think back to college days,
a lot of us will recall meal points and you
buy a package at the start of the semester a year,
and it's what you used to eat on campus that

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whole year. So Maya was about to graduate and had
about six hundred dollars left in points because she was
hardly on campus. At first, she thought, hey, I'm gonna
take all my friends out for a dinner and we're
going to burn this. But then she realized there are
a lot of people in Saint Louis who are actually
hungry and could seriously use her meal points. So the
next day, Maya made care packages for unhoused people. She

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used up all over points, and she drove around for
five hours. She handed them out to people in the community,
and she said, not only was it nice to be
able to help people, but she had a conversation with
every person. It was such a great way to make
these connections. She later found out that her university let
students donate meal points to charities, and a lot of
schools do that. So if you're in a similar position,

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maybe look into that. You can really help some people out.
So thank you Teresa for this story. I love it,
And if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
email me Sam at Elvis Durand dot com, subject line
feel goods excellent. Thank you, producer, Sam Daniel. You're up next.
What do you have? We're gonna out j Lo and
Ben Affleck. Not only are you watching them by the day,

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but by the hour. Let's see if they're still together
this sum and what else? Oh, we're gonna talk about
DMX's album, the first one since he's passed away. All right,
thanks Daniel. Here it's the one, only one, only Elvis
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dot Yeah, Hi, good morning everyone show. All right, So
here in New Mexico. It's still dark. So went out

(22:04):
to look at the super flower blood moon, and it's
so it's so cool because you know, you can see
the eclipse and uh, it's a little bit of a
sliver of the moon is still left. And of course
I'd use my my iPhone to try to take a picture,
and it never does moon shots, even in night mode. Terrible. Right,
I'm sending you guys a picture. You can see what
I got. You can actually see the eclipse a little bit.

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But yeah, one outside to try and look too, but
the cloudy New York City sky does not allow for that, right,
there's that raining anyway, So that's going on. Don't you
love science? Love it? I do too. But so wherever
you are in the country, you see, of course from
a different perspective. And here, you know, you can plainly

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see it. It's so nice you can see it. Yeah, yeah,
but it doesn't do it justice anyway, Daniel, excuse me.
I just coughed up you know what, I just coughed
up an entire up for Flower blood Moon. The next
iPhone update. They need to have the the moon view camera. See,

(23:09):
they need to work on that. But it never does moonshots,
not those kind of moonshots frog you know. I mean,
because of this, I may have to move over to
that other one. No, you'll hate it. I will shots update.
We need a moonshot lens. Hallo. I bet there's some
someone out there that knows. Oh no, if you do

(23:30):
this to your iPhone, it'll make a They're gonna try
to tell you to use the night vision, which makes
a little bit of a difference, but not much. Damn it.
All right, um, let's get into it. Let's go. Danielle,
Sorry you're little late, but we had to. We didn't
talk to Charlie. J Lo and Ben Affleck are together.

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They were spotted at the gym in Miami and they kissed.
They're not hiding it, They're doing it in front of everybody.
They're also staying together. It's amazing water front property which
has eleven bedrooms in twelve bathrooms, which I don't know
why they need that much room, but you know, who knows.
Maybe they don't want to see each other at certain times.
I don't know. There's a pool, there's you know, you
know what they have in those kind of places. So

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it looks like they are happy and they're together. Prince Harry,
you know, he did the Apple TV plus the Me
You Can't See special and he talked a lot about
mental health and how he was abusing drugs and alcohol
because he was so unhappy. Well, apparently the Queen is
not happy with Harry right now because he went and
said all of this stuff and in front of everyone.

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I mean, the whole public knows it now. And she
didn't like his comments about Charles's parenting, saying that he
didn't know any better and that he was parented the
way that he was because Charles was parented that way himself.
So I don't know, it's crazy. I think a lot
going on there in the royal family right now. If
you didn't see this as us last night, the season finale,
I'm just warning you there are spoilers everywhere. And it

(24:58):
was a big show because I just put one word
into the computer this morning and everything popped up, and
I'm like, oh, oh my gosh. If I hadn't seen that,
i'd be pissed off. So I'm just letting you know
that's out there. DMX's album, the first one after he
passed away, is coming out on Friday, and it will
definitely be named after his youngest son, Exodus, and apparently

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though Exodus was going to be the name all along
they had been talking about. It's not like all of
a sudden they decided to name it this. He was
planning on that. There's two songs on the album that
are dedicated to his son as well, Chris Hemsworth. Yesterday
this made me smile. He posted on his Instagram, holding
my little man's hand and asking him what do you

(25:39):
want to be when you grow up? And he said, Dad,
I want to be Superman. And you know that Chris
Hemsworth is Thor. So all I could focus on that
photo was his arm. It looks unreal human arm. Oh man,
that arm was so incredible. But he said he's glad
he has two other kids. Maybe one of them will
want to be Thor. I don't know. The iHeart Radio

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Music Awards going down tomorrow night. Elvis will be on hand.
Apparently Usher is gonna have Club USh at the side
of the stage where he's gonna be able to hang
out with a lot of his friends and then do
cool things with them. They're saying, you do not want
to miss the beginning of the show. The weekend in
Ariana Grande's supposed to be absolutely amazing, so make sure
you are their eight pm Eastern time when it all

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kicks off. And this is my favorite story. The CW
is doing a Scooby Doo reunion. Now, you guys know
there's a lot of reunions, I know, the Friends one
is on the way. Well, this one is not the
voices of Scooby Doo. These are the actual characters from
the show, Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, Scooby. They're all getting
together for a reunion. They're gonna they are They're just

(26:43):
gonna talk about, you know, all the cases that they've
been on Elvis. It's gonna be the real people. And
then at some point something's gonna go wrong in the
studio and there's gonna be a monster that they're gonna
have to find. So it's it looks like it's gonna
be something really cute and if you're a fan of
Scooby Doo, you're definitely gonna want see it when comes
out at the end of the year. The one hundred
thousand dollars Pyramid is on tonight. That's where Scottie will be.

(27:05):
I'm pretty sure can't say the darnedest things. This season
finale of the Mask the Masks, I think singer is
on tonight. Three singers left. That is it. It's supposed
to be incredible, So watch that. There's a lot of
season finales tonight. You're Chicago Midfire. Wait wait wait, Nate
finished Army of the Dead last night, Danielle, I was

(27:27):
gonna ask you, yeah, if you talk to Nate. Nate
actually the Army of the Dead on Netflix. By the way,
just a little background. As bad or good as that
movie is, depending on what you think. Uh, Nate was
watching it like four minutes at a time, and then
he would he would turn it off and watch four
more minutes the next day, which is what's up with that.
It's like watching the TikTok version. I was averaging fourteen

(27:47):
minutes a day, but yesterday I powered through. And let
me just tell you, I mean it was like a
third grade class had a group project to write a movie.
A lot of people said it was a really really
a sad, lame limp ending. Yeah, you know, such promise,
such promise at the beginning, and I don't think there

(28:09):
was any promise ever, but a can we go about
to Scooby Doo for a minute. Yeah, you know, of course,
the premise of the Scooby Doo was, uh, you know,
someone would own a big piece of property and then
people who want them out of there would dress up
as ghosts and try to scare them out, and then
they and then the Scooby Doo team would figure out

(28:30):
who did it and they'd take the mask off of them.
At the end they would know he was doing it, right, yep.
Have you ever had a neighbor that you really consider
doing that too? Have you ever thought about like turning
a neighbor's house into like a quote unquote haunted a
house to scare the crap out of him so they
would leave because you hated them. I bet you. In
this weird country where nothing surprises us anymore, there's someone

(28:51):
out there plotting it as we speak. Oh man, I
know people who have done it because they didn't want
to sell their house and so they said, if people
them over and think it's haunted, they're not going to
want to buy it. So oh yeah. A couple of
people I know, they they didn't want to move and
people wanted them to move, and they were like, Nope,
I'm gonna make sure it's haunted, so they I'm not
going to point. Okay, so Scooby Doo, it's more than

(29:15):
just a cartoon. There's actually some there's some validity behind
with their their their premise. All right, good, Hey, we
don't have a free money phone tap on the way,
but we do have another twenty five hundred dollars to
give you today. As you know, of these past couple
of weeks we've been celebrating our twenty fifth anniversary. What
hour should we do? I think we should do it
this coming hour right now? You all right, this hour
between now and then in an hour from now, listen closely.

(29:38):
We'll tell you to call into when you're twenty five
hundred grand? God, what is it with these people? Elvistran
in the Morning Show. All right, this story is a
few days old. It came out last week. Maybe in
Jacksonville where you're living, Froggy yep um, there's this high school.

(30:02):
It's Bartram Trail High School in Saint John's County, right
up the street from your house, right down the street.
And of course, back in March, I remember this school
made headlines because they had yanked dozens of girls out
of class in one day for alleged dress code violations.
So they they they're on it at the school, right, right,
So their yearbook came out and eighty of the girls

(30:27):
had their clothing edited digitally, right because they said that
they were they were going against they were violating school
dress code, right, And some were ridiculous edits. I mean, like,
there was nothing wrong. When you see the original photo
and then the eddie, you're like, wait a second, what
was wrong with the original photo? There was nothing wrong,
there was no reason to edit, and they were showing,

(30:49):
they were showing Cleveland. There's a couple of girls that
have brand new shirts on like they've been basically, what
the hell is this? So in another another their perspective
from this is a lot of the male students from
the high school were walking around in skimpy little speedos,
which also violates the dress code. But they were not edited.
They didn't they didn't put a cargo shorts on them.

(31:14):
Heaven forbid. So anyway, so what's the feeling in the neighborhood,
I mean, what are people talking about in Jack's Oh,
people think it's up, you know, they think it's ridiculous.
They're upset about it. They are offering refunds to people
who pay for the yearbook if your picture was edited,
they're offering refunds. Um they say, this won't happen again.
And now the county's going to meet on a dress
code that is more defined, so there's something like this

(31:37):
does not happen again in the future. So they're saying,
there's one teacher, her name is Anne Irwin. She had
the final okay on what made it into the yearbook,
and so she was, nah, gotta cover those up. Oh
my gosh, what about what about this one? Miss Irwin?
Can this nad? So Miss Irwin was sitting there like

(31:57):
stamping her approval on who could go I am not
And there's one girl. At least I saw the one picture.
The girl had to like a teeny teeny bit of cleavage,
like not even anything, like nothing, and they still put
a new shirt on her. It's ridiculous. Well, look, and
we all understand why schools have dress codes, but this
one just it's just weird. When you dressed up a

(32:18):
certain way and you wanted to look great for your photos, right,
and then it comes out it looks like you're wearing
a turtle neck. What happened? Well, the first thing everybody
does when you get the yearbook is you go look
for your photos. I wasn't wearing that second, that's not me.
I'm looking at some of these photos and I have

(32:38):
more cleavage than most of these girls. Seriously, it wasn't
that bad at all. If I had to go back
to uh to Bartram Trail High School, they would have
to edit my my photos. Look big Harry boobies. Look,
I'll tell you and Irwin would have a field day
with my photos. Anyway, we'll keep an eye on that.
So so they're gonna meet, they're gonna try to You're

(33:00):
at what they can do with the future as far
as their their dress code goes. I got Denise on
line twenty four. Hello Denise, Hi, So Hello, Well hello lady.
So you don't go to bar From Troil High School,
but this happened to you in your high school? Right?
What happened? Yes, it's it. So I have like a
beauty mark on my face underneath my nose, and all
four years of high school they air brushed it out,

(33:23):
And at first I was like, Okay, this is weird.
Your year pictures they air brushed it out, and they
told me that they thought it looked too better that way.
But that's that's your that's you, that's what makes you
unique in you. That was a stupid move. So what
did you do after they did that? Did you say
something to them? Yeah, so the people that did the pictures,

(33:45):
I like reached out to them. I was like, hey,
this is I know, this is on my face, like
you can leave it on there. Um, And they they
resent me pictures. Um. But I mean the yearbook, I'm
I'm pretty sure it doesn't have it in there. So Denise,
when you were growing up, did you ever have any
any problem with your with your your birthmark? I mean,
were you ever embarrassed about it or do people give

(34:05):
you crap about it? No? No, And I mean it's
not big. It's just like a freckle really, but it's
like it's clearly on my face, like I know it's there. Yeah.
I have one of those on my underneath my chin.
And people used to try to wipe it off, thinking
it was a piece of chocolate or something, or they
come up to you and they licked their fingers and

(34:25):
try to get it off, like you got something over
there gotten out. No, Sorry, that doesn't come off scary.
This is like when I was taking radio production courses
in college and they tried to get rid of my
Brooklyn accent, my New York ways. They're like, you can't
talk like that if you ever want to do anything
with radio, to get it out of me, and they
try to make me speak with a pen between my

(34:47):
teeth to work. I should go back and find out
where where they're working today. And Denise, look, I'm glad
you finally talk some sense into them because that that
mark on your face, it's part of you, and that's
that's awful. Thank you so much for listening. You have
go have a great day. Okay, Thank you, Bill, Thank you.

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Lyne twenty three is missus Rebecca a teacher that refuses
to report a kid for dress code violations. Well no,
but Rebecca, if they show up, we're wearing nothing. I'm
sure you gotta do something, right, I mean, where do
you draw the line? Well, yes, that would be a
different situation. But the issue that I have is, you know,
you get girls that are wearing tank tops and they're

(35:30):
not supposed to be a guest um and you're supposed
to send them to the office. But if I have
a boy who's wearing something very similar, no one will
ever say anything. So go this whole day and not
have to go down to the office. I just don't
think it's a fair rule. No, not at all. I
was sent home one time wearing a T shirt with

(35:50):
Mickey Mouse shooting the finger and it wasn't showing any
cleavage at all. Anyway, we're at it. It's a pleasure
of having you here. And you know, we love our teachers.
Thank you for listening to us. Yes, I'm so happy
to be on I can't believe I've been listening for
years and years. Well, we appreciate it, and we can

(36:11):
tell that you're a cool teacher. You keep doing that. Okay, okay,
thank you, all right, do you take it easy. Let's
get into the Oh yeah, Froggy. One thought I was
in school, and I was when Bart Simpson first came out,
when the Simpsons were and so I wore a shirt
to school and then it said Hi, I'm Bart Simpson,
Who the hell are you? I had to turn it
inside out and where it instant out the rest of
the day, which looked worse, made people look at it

(36:31):
even more it's like really anybody, wow, Bart Simpson and
making you wear it inside out, inside out. Yeah, I
had to go home. Anyway. Let's get into as we
get into the three things you need to know. As
you know, we're Sheldon Rainy, our twenty fifth adversary giving
you twenty five hundred dollars any minute now, it's going
to happen. We're about to blow it here. It goes

(36:53):
all right, Ganda, you're up. What's going on? Half of
all adults are now fully vaccinated in the US, which
is a huge step for the fight against coronavirus. President
Biden says his fourth of July goal is one hundred
and sixty million people, so only thirty two million more
to go. He also wants seventy percent of adults to
have at least one dose by then. The CDC shows
that the nation has hit almost sixty two percent, but

(37:14):
the White House points out at least nine states have
already crossed that seventy percent mark. And on that note,
if you are planning on spending Memorial Day weekend at
any New York City beaches, you can actually get a shot.
Mobile vaccine buses will be stationed at four beaches they'll
also held. They will also go to other hot spots
over the summer, including Central Park. Mere. De Blasio says
anyone who gets vaccinated at Madison Square Garden also has

(37:35):
a chance to win Nick's tickets. The CDC has now
approved simulated voyages via cruise ship from Miami. One ship
will hit the water next month with volunteer passengers, which
will allow the company to test out coronavirus protocols. The
cruise industry has been at a standstill as we know,
since the start of the pandemic last March. Other voyage

(37:56):
other voyages can start again by July if mostly everyone
on board is vaccine needed. And finally, this is something
I think all of us would think about. But here's
why we know it's a bad idea. Two cargo handlers
at Los Angeles International Airport are accused of stealing gold
bars worth two hundred and twenty four thousand dollars. The
guys were arrested and charged yesterday. Those four gold bars

(38:16):
were stolen from a giant shipment of two hundred thousand
bars I'm sorry, two thousand bars being said from Australia
to New York by a Canadian bank. One box got separated,
and these guys decided nobody was going to miss it,
so they just went ahead and took the gold bars.
We don't know what they were planning to do with them,
but obviously it was noticed. They are under arrest, they
are in trouble, and the bars were all recovered within

(38:38):
about two weeks. And those are your three things. Remind
me not your travel with my gold bars. God. Now
they're taking everything right like you want to take one.
But I think it's going to be really, really noticeable
when you show up with a gold bar to cash
it inhead to get that how much you gonna get
me for this? Thank you? Gandhi. So the text are
coming through. So we had a little conversation with my

(38:58):
principle and my teacher because I want to wear my
t shirt that says crack is whack. And another one
said in sixth grade, we used to quote eating lunch
with my homies on the picture and they made it
just eating lunch. You can't say with my homies? Why
because people are stupid? Why? All right? We got a
phone tap of the way twenty five dollars thinks to

(39:19):
smart mouth. You can check him out at Smartmouth dot com.
That's why we all have fresh breath. Hang on, It's
gonna happen any minute. So amazing how you guys feel
like a family working with each other. Love hate thing
going on, but it's more love than anything. Show. Just
talk to some friends who were already doing rehearsals this
early in the morning at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood,
getting ready for tomorrow's twenty twenty one I Heart Radio

(39:40):
Music Awards. The cool thing about the awards when you
watch tomorrow Tomorrow Night on Fox, is it's the first
live show where you'll actually see a packed audience singing
along with their performers. So crazy, I know. And so
everyone's vaccinated, tested multiple times, no empty seats on camera.

(40:00):
It's this moment in time that we've been waiting for. Right,
It's gonna be pretty cool. And the opening it starts
at seven at eight seven Central on Fox. It's Ariana
Grande and the Weekend Together. And we heard their rehearsal yesterday.
They were together. Their vocals when they sing with each
other is they say, it's unbelievable. That's awesome. With the
Weekend and in Ariana Grande also they were watching rehearsals

(40:25):
with Ariana on our own and Bruno Mars and Usher,
and they already had people in the audience, the production
crew watching them. They were excited just to have them
in their watching and I mean they've they've been craving
being on a stage with a bunch of people in
an audience. They're gonna get it. It's tomorrow night, eight o'clock,
seven Central on Fox. If you listen to it on

(40:46):
a million different platforms that we that I hearts giving
it to you on. I'll be there interviewing the stars
as they get into the Adobe Theater tomor ight. It's
gonna be pretty cool anyway, so make sure you watch.
You know, it's been kind of crazy twenty five years ago.
Danielle and Scary and Scottie b when we started this show. Yeah, um,
it was the three of us and more and David Brody.

(41:08):
But when we started this show, we didn't have things
like I Hurt Radio Music Awards. No, no, no, we
had we had the very beginnings of jingle Ball, and
even then we had to give tickets to people on
the street to beg them to come in. I think
the first the first show was called Acoustic Christmas, and
that was before they changed the name to jingle Ball.
That its true. Yeah, and that's why I remember when

(41:29):
Billy Idol came in from our Christmas concert and he
threw up on everyone in the front road. Yes, that's awesome.
I also remember a time where they said, hey, Scary,
you want some tickets to the show. I'm like, yeah, here,
take real seven take the time. They forget it. They
used to give us like forty fifty tickets. It was crazy.
We couldn't give them away. And now jingle Ball sells
out in less than a minute. Now we have the

(41:50):
I Hurt Radio Music Awards, we have the I Hurt
Radio Music Festival, we have we have all these festivals.
It has changed a lot in twenty five years, and
we've seen it all because our show is twenty five
years old old. That's why we're giving you twenty five
hundred dollars right now. Here we go. I told you
I'd do it. We called her twenty five. Call Nate,
Nate here, you gotta pay attention. Now, do you know

(42:10):
how to counter twenty five? Honey? I can get it
to twenty for sure. You go their sisters all right,
Call straight Nate now at one eight hundred two four
two zero one hundred you call her twenty five. We're
gonna give you twenty five hundred dollars. All right, let's
go talk to Jen on line ten. Oh it rhymes Elvis.

(42:32):
That's your new name, line ten gen Elvis. Congrats on
twenty five years. I love you, guys. Who's the best.
I've been listening to you since nineteen ninety five. Oh
my god, Wow, Look yell, I remember when you had
your babies. Okay, remember Danielle went into labor on the show.

(42:53):
I did said you need to get to the hospital
right now. And okay, now I guess why you were
a thousand dollars? How much do you want to take
it off you thet I'm gonna open my wallet and
give you what you want. Twenty five hundred dollars is
all is in there? Do you want the whole thing?
I do? I really do? Wow? Take it all? Well? Look,

(43:16):
thank you for listening to us and God, since nineteen
ninety five, that's a long time. Jen. The money's on
the way. Okay, you guys the best. I love you
so much, Thank you so much. Hold on what if?
What if she had said, Oh, I'll just take a
thousand and we could split the fifteen hundred. You know,
how would be nice? Tried that? Thank you to smart
Mouth being our partner this week. Uh, smart Mouth made

(43:38):
it possible to give away twenty five hundred dollars a day,
as we will give away another twenty five hundred tomorrow.
By the way, you know I'm off tomorrow. So Nate,
are you a little excited about hosting the show tomorrow?
I get to giving away twenty five hundred dollars. I'm
gonna give away some more money. How are you what? Yo?
I'm gonna find some You know, he does the things

(43:58):
he shouldn't do when you're not here. Do not give
my money away we have that's nothing. We'll give away
more than that. Elvis can't wait to run an Elvis
Duran phone tap tomorrow. Oh yeah, what are you? Why
are you taking your advantage of me? In my because
it's tradition that every time you're not here, we always
play an Elvis phone tap because you won't let us
play when when you when you are here. Okay, then

(44:22):
there's a reason why I don't want you to play bad.
They're not good. He's not a fan of his own taps.
All right, No, I'm not all right with that said.
Tomorrow Nate is going to host the show. You guys
be nice to him. Okay, no promises. Yeah, all right,
let's get into the Daniel Report. Daniel, you're up when
you got going on? All right? So Samuel you right.
You know him as the voice of Sebastian the Crab

(44:44):
and the original Little Mermaid movie. Here's what he sounds like.
He unfortunately has passed away at seventy four years old.
So the town that he grew up in, Montgomery, is

(45:06):
actually where the news broke, and they said he was
pure joy to those who interacted with him. He loved
to entertain, he loved to make people smile, laugh, and
he just loved to love. Isn't that cool? But to
be remembered like that, that's just awesome. I love it.
So our best to his family. So, I don't know
if you know who rapper Metro Mars is, but it's

(45:27):
got a song called by Felicia, a couple of other
things going on right now. Just got signed to a
big label. So he got an ovation after he made
it rain at his high school graduation, he walked across
the stage and he started throwing money. He wound a
thrown about ten thousand dollars in cash. He had to
be escorted out. Of course, police got involved and they

(45:47):
said he incided a riot to sort ofly conduct. He
was ticket in a lot of people were like, it
was just having fun, but you know everybody who's trying
to grab the cash. But it's interesting to see it happened.
I watched the video yesterday. You guys remember the man
and a few weeks ago that went swimming naked in
Kendall Jenner's pool. Well, he took a plea deal, pleaded
no contest to one count of trespassing, one count of

(46:08):
loitering with the intentive criminal of committing a crime, and
he has to spend one hundred and eighty days in jail.
So after he went to Kendall's house, he went over
to her other sister's house too, So he's like making
the rounds this guy. Thankfully they got him. That won't
be happening. So there is a warrant out for Marilyn
Manson's arrest. This is from twenty nineteen. They said that

(46:29):
he bent down and shot a snot rocket onto a
female camera. Woman at his own. Yeah, I can't believe
you're telling the story while I'm drinking. It was in
New Hampshire and they said he hasn't come back to
New Hampshire so they haven't been able to arrest him yet.
But he was spitting everywhere. The woman said he spit

(46:52):
on her camera, so she wiped it off and she
looked like she was upset. So he was like, oh,
she's upset, I'm gonna do it even more, right, That's
what he says, started spit even more and then did
what I just said. And yeah, so now they're trying
to arrest him. Those are the grossest things ever, So disgusting,
so disgusting. Matthew Perry is shutting down the rumors that
he was under the influence when he did that Friends

(47:14):
reunion promo. They're saying he had to have emergency dental
work and that he wasn't a lot of pain and
that was going on there. The one hundred thousand Off
Pyramid season premiere that's on tonight. I know that's where
Scotty V will be. He loves that show. Kids say
the darndest things. That's on tonight as well. Also the
season finale of the Mass Singer. Three more people are
left on the show supposed to be incredible tonight to
check that out. And of course the season finales of

(47:36):
Your Chicago Medfire and p D and Nate finally finished
Army of the Dead on Netflix and now he says
it is not worth it. And that is my Danielle
report this Elvis dran in the Morning show me here
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(47:57):
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I don't know what I would do that in the
morning show in the morning, can we talk about your
butt for a minute? Vibrator vibrato? They are they only
could smile on my face, like, why are you shoot?

(48:17):
Is not part of the I don't even know your
foot could grow hair there sometime when you laugh a little,
you Pete. I just love the show and everything about it.
Nobody in the show. All right, here's what we want
to do. Let's go around the room, and once you
guys are done, I haven't around the room. I want
to do. Do you find if I do on the
round wall. It has to do with a phone tap
that we just played. And I'm very, very concerned about

(48:39):
phone taps in general, and always have. I've never been
shy about telling you about how much I detast the
phone tap. This is true, This is true. I mean,
everyone's mother's a funny one. Today's phone tap, I thought
we need to discuss around the rooms. Froggy. We'll start
with you, what's on your mind? So obviously I've become
very friendly with the Amazon guy who stops in my
house on the regular. But we have ordered anything from

(49:00):
Amazon in almost two weeks, Like I can't believe it
was Yeah, So yesterday I saw him dropping off a
package across the street and he goes, hey, everything good
over there, you guys all good? Like, yeah, we're good.
He goes, haven't stopped buying a couple of weeks, just
making sure you're all set. I'm like, it's never good
when any delivery guy thinks there's something wrong because you
haven't ordered things in a while. But I see it
as a small victory as well. I know the world

(49:22):
the pandemic going on. If someone disappears out of your life,
you kind of wonder what happened. Yeah, yeah, there's little
Amazon packages haven't been arriving every single day, all right,
So yeah, you know what, So if you're getting some
Amazon packages or whatever in the next few days, if
you see the Amazon trug, stop and say, hey, I'm alive.
I'm still okay, Hey, what's going on? Gandhi? What's up

(49:44):
with you today? I have an update for you guys
about something that was making me nervous. So I told
you Brandon is coming to Florida for a Memorial Day weekend.
We're going to visit my parents. This is the first
time he's going to spend a long time with them,
and one of the things we were concerned about was
the sleeping situation. Who's sleeping where? What's going to happen? Well,
since my sister is also coming down with her boyfriends,
there aren't enough rooms for everyone to sleep separately, so

(50:05):
I'm sleeping with my boyfriend. My parents have finally said, fine, whatever,
you guys are grown up, do whatever the hell you want.
I know you're never getting married so that's the situation now. Yeah,
I was wondering. I didn't want to ask. I didn't
want to pry. I know, no pry away. My sister said,
don't worry. I brought it up for you. This is cool.
Mom said, will be uncomfortable anyway or do you think
you're going to go right through it? I'm gonna be

(50:27):
fine with it. If anyone's uncomfortable, it's gonna be my mom.
She's gonna have to get over it. My dad doesn't care.
So if my dad doesn't care, I feel like my
mom should just you know, let us know. Danielle, what's
up with you. So a lot of things starting to
open up, you know, get back to capacity or whatever.
So if you haven't gone and done anything locally in
your area, you should. My son's and my husband went

(50:49):
to see the Nets and the Yankees the other night,
and they said it was the most unbelievable experience. They
had such a great time. They came home with big
smiles on their faces and it was just so cool
to see and to see them, you know, with other
people and having a great time. So just try and
get out there and do some stuff. I mean, do
it safely. Obviously, however you feel you need to do it.

(51:10):
But it's just it's just cool to do stuff, especially
in your area. You know, maybe some stuff you've never
done before. Excellent, get out of the house. Yeah, he's scary.
What's up with you? Have you ever had a T
shirt that you wore or piece of clothing that you
wore so badly and so much into the ground that
all of a sudden you get a present from your

(51:31):
significant other that says, hey, it's time and did they
she lit My girlfriend Robin literally replaced my old T
shirt with the new T shirt of the same exact shirt.
But it's now all these years later, so now I
just kind of thought it was kind of cool that
she did that for me. But I thought maybe once
a shirt is retired, that print is done and move on.
But no, not in this case. I have now a

(51:52):
new version, of fresh version of my old shirt. She
made it seem like it was a great gift for you,
but it was actually a gift for her in that
shirt exact stuff, embarrassing her because it's like everyone wins
yuh straight, Nate, what's up? Okay? Earlier in the show,
you mentioned you had a cancer story all this, and
as a lifelong sufferer of canker storre as, I can
tell you that a lot of the theories and methods
to get rid of them don't work. Don't pour salt

(52:13):
on it. I've tried that. Uh, don't pour alan powder.
I've tried that too. There's one thing that might work.
It's rinse and all. And you can find it on Amazon,
because I've tried it. By the time it's here, it'll
be gone, you know. But having it, having it ready
to go ns Oh God, take take it from old dad, Nate,
he knows God. I used to stick my tongue in
front of a light, in front of an electric fan.

(52:35):
I mean, I tried everything. Oh gee, excellent, all right,
turn the music down. Scary. So we just ran a
phone tap a few minutes ago. Uh, And I gotta
be honest, I didn't even hear it, didn't listen to it.
But the response from this phone tap was an avalanche
of concern. Um. Look, you know, the phone taps have
been on this show for many, many years. I've never

(52:56):
ever ever hidden the fact that I hate them. I
don't like them. I think for many reasons. I think
I think they you know, they make fun of people,
They make people uncomfortable. You know, it just old people
getting picked on it and and then and then you
talk about different uh, members of different of our community
is a different society of members and from from different

(53:18):
points of view and and and race and this and that,
and that really sets me off. I hate that. Um,
I just never saw how that could benefit us as
a show. It has for some reason. There are good,
nice fun ones that go by that are that don't
make anyone feel uncomfortable, but everyone once in a while,
a cringing one rolls through and it just it just

(53:41):
it's upsetting. And the only thing that makes it more
upsetting than I don't like them is when listeners don't
like it. And um, I'm the host of the show.
I have to take full responsibility for every single word
that comes out of this show. That's just my job.
And even though we do have a collection of people

(54:02):
who are the safety nets to make sure that we
are careful in what we put out there, and that
these phone taps were running, they're all old. They're not
new because when the pandemic began, no one was in
the studio where they could make phone taps and whatever.
And it's interesting because it's kind of a town. It's
like a time capsule. You actually go back in time

(54:23):
where we lived in a world where it was actually
accepted by many people to poke fun of others who
were different than them. And to me, it's a learning experience.
It makes me go, well, why were we ever like that?
And we thought that was funny. You can actually go
onto some of the networks that play old comedy shows

(54:46):
and you see their brand of humor back then that
we could actually say the words. They got away with
that back then they couldn't. Now there's a reason for that.
Back then, if you lived in a marginalized society or community,
you just unfortunately had to grin and bear it, yes,
and you had to just go home at the end
of the day and say, here's what they said to

(55:07):
me at work today, And we all had a good laugh.
But I walked out of the room after they were
laughing at me because of my skin color or my
race or whatever, and I actually had a moment where
that is uncomfortable. Well, today we don't do that. We
cannot do that. So when we play an antiquated phone
tap from the nineties that takes us back to a
time where a lot of us thought we were okay

(55:28):
doing that. We weren't. The good news is we learn
from this. We don't cancel each other. You can't. I
don't want anyone to cancel our show because we made
a mistake obviously then, and we replayed it today when
it was a blaring example of how we were wrong then.

(55:49):
So Gandhi, Yes, what are your thoughts? My thoughts are
It almost makes me want to get a little teary here.
I really appreciate that people have realized how are back
it sets us to act that way, and how what
used to be hilarious was not hilarious to a certain
group of people. I was on the receiving end of

(56:09):
that a lot of times, and Yeah, everybody would be laughing.
I would walk out of the room and think, Wow,
people are laughing at me, and they're laughing at my culture,
and they're laughing at everything about me that made me me.
And I think that us sort of being able to
make this mistake in a very public way and say
sorry about it is a big deal. And as much
as I'm sure that did hurt some people's feelings, and

(56:30):
I hope that you guys can understand where everybody's coming from.
I know everybody in this room. I know where everybody's
heart is. I know that that upset people in this room,
probably a little bit more than it upsets some listeners.
And I love you, guys, and I'm glad that we
were able to acknowledge that that's not cool and that
we're not going to do that again. And it's a

(56:50):
learning moment I think for everybody. Look, I'll just laid
on the line for you as taps go. We work
for an amazing company that had is so so generous
with their resources in order to keep us on the
air and doing the right thing, staying away from saying

(57:13):
the wrong things. I mean, they're out there talking to
Americans every day about how they're feeling about every topic
you can think of, and they tell us, yeah, you
need to steer away from this and that, because this
is just not acceptable, and we know in our hearts
and our stomachs it's not in our guts. At the
same time, for years, for years, I've been saying, I

(57:36):
don't like these phone taps. I don't like them, just
don't They're not I think they're hurting us more than
they're helping us. And the excuse is, well, they research
so highly with so many people. If you get rid
of the phone taps on your show, it could be
a problem. So I being spineless in this area, obviously,

(58:00):
I don't want to lose listeners, and so I go
buy the numbers. They say, if you stop doing these
phone taps, there's a chance your ratings you're gonna go down,
and you don't know what's gonna happen. And then God forbid,
someone across the street's going to do them, and then
they'll get all the credit for then everyone turn them on.
Well I'm okay, I'm not worried about that anymore. To me,
phone taps are a relic. I think they're They're a
thing of the past. They have nothing to do with

(58:22):
being relevant today and a lot of people listening right now. No,
I love phone taps, and I love you for saying that,
and you're the reason why we keep doing them. I
come in here in cringe every day when we do
phone taps. But because you love them, and I want
you to be happy, I want I want, I want
you to have a show here that that you like.
So what do you do you know? It must be

(58:43):
like being a parent, Danielle, when you know that your
kid really wants to do something and it'll make them
happier than any other kid on earth, but you know
that you can't let them. Ye, where do you draw
the line? You gotta do what's right, and you gotta
right making them happy or no if you them say
keeping them safe. Of course, one day I think they
will thank me for that one day they do. Yeah. Okay, Cayden,

(59:09):
your son graduating high school this year, Think of all
the times where you had to pull the line, this
is going to hurt me, that a lot more than
is gonna hurt you. Where you wanted him to have fun,
to be a kid, but you knew you had to
make a decision. What do you do? And I never
believed that line as a child, that it could possibly
be hurting my parents more than it was hurting me.
But then I lived it, and I can tell you

(59:30):
that now that he's eighteen years old, he has looked
at his mother and I and said to us, thank
you for all the things you taught me, and thank
you for saving me from myself multiple times. Well, and
so it does. It comes full circle. So being a
host of a show and you know, directing this ship
in the direction where hopefully will continue to have success.
It's it's it's it's you know, I'm not asking for
you to pity me or pity anyone that's producing the show,

(59:52):
not at all. God, we have the best jobs in
the world. But I got to tell you there comes
responsibility with that, right And you know, it's it's rough.
It's rough. Sometimes you think, oh, you just go in
there and push buttons and play songs and laugh at farts,
you know, well, you know, yeah, we do that, but
there's more to it. You know, there's a responsibility. We
have a world that's spinning out there that needs attention.

(01:00:14):
We have things that we have learned in the past year.
You know, I'd tell you a year and a day ago,
our world's significantly significantly changed with the death of George Floyd, right, absolutely,
and look at all the growing we've had to do.
And it was a painful, painful time for many people,
but those are necessary times. So we come on the

(01:00:34):
air today and we play a phone tap that pokes
fun at another race, and I'm like, um, really we
did that. We can do that. We have an obligation
to our listeners first and foremost our company, ourselves, and
we have an obligation to the world even if people

(01:00:55):
aren't listening. What if someone listened to that phone tap
today and thought they'd go out into the world today
and mimic what or mirror what that phone tap? Did?
You know? It's like we we set off a bomb
and sent it out, you know, to insult someone and
make him feel like crap. I don't want to be
the guy the guy responsible for that, do you? And
if you guys want to be responsible for no? All right, Look,
we could go on and on and on. I could

(01:01:17):
do twenty hours on this. Just understand that I'm telling
you now. I'm so sorry that that phone tap saw
the light of day today. It's my fault because I
I it's my name on the T shirt. What do
you want? It's my fault. I just want to let

(01:01:38):
you know. I'm sorry. We love that you listen. We
make mistakes, just like you make mistakes. Look at me,
it's not about me, it's about you. You're the reason
we played that dumb phone tap. No, you're not. It's
our mistake for playing a phone tap like that, and
it's our responsibility to do a better job. If we're
going to still play these caved in, antiquated pieces of comedy,

(01:02:01):
I'll do it because you like it. Look, I don't
like certain foods. I'm not gonna give you hell for
eating fried liver. I hate it. But if you want
fried liver in my restaurant, I'm gonna serve it. Okay,
does that make sense? Yeah, the fried liver conversation. Anyway,
I love you. I'll take full responsibility, and we've got
to take a break. We'll be back after we're watching

(01:02:23):
everything you text. There's one here that says when my
boyfriend makes me mad, I do mean things to him
like putting halapinos on the toilet seat and having the
dog like his sandwiches. Oh my god. Text message rates
apply elvistrand in the morning, shop Selvis drand Yeah. It's
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here to see Elvister in the morning show. So I
was justin Bieber on the Billboard Awards. Um, I don't know. Well,

(01:03:09):
I know we have some sound of him singing peaches,
where's that? Where's that coming from? God? The Voice last night? Oh?
The Voice? He was on the Voice last night? Yes,
Oh my god. Let's find out when we listen. Did
they let him use the word weed on National? They
don't let us do it here? I mean on our show,
we forced him to play the weed version, right, And

(01:03:29):
I'm hearing a little echo. Who is you? Turn on
your headphones a little bit. So we'll find out that
in a second with some sound with Garrett. Also, we're
going to crawl into the old old school time machine,
celebrating twenty five years of doing the show. So we're
gonna go back to Ryard first year, nineteen ninety six.
God only knows what we've got going on with the
old school time machine. Uh, let's get into into sound

(01:03:50):
first with Garrett. All right, Garrett, what do you have
going on? All right? So this is such an interesting
story coming out of Massachusetts. So a store owner was
closing up a store for the day, and he was
going through the garbage and he looks at the lotto tickets,
the scratch off tickets, just to make sure there's no
losers in there, and he found one turned out to
be a million dollars that someone threw out, and he
tells the story of what happened here. I mean, I

(01:04:12):
had a one million dollars in my hand, and on
the other hand, I wanted to do something good. And
one evening I was going through the tickets from the
trash and outside, and I found out that she didn't
scratch the number, and I scratched the number and it
was one million dollars underneath the ticket. As soon as
she came in, I hand her one million dollar ticket
and she freaked out and cried like a baby. Yeah,

(01:04:36):
oh wow, what an amazing person he is. Oh my god,
cat that too right, because she threw her away, so
she gave it up. A nice guy. She'll get why
he gets No, he still gets money because the store
that that gives out the ticket gets money back. So
I wonder how much they get because they don't get
a lot. I mean, it can't be anywhere near a
million dollars, you know. I hope, I hope great things

(01:04:57):
happened to him. You know carm Karma. Yes, let's talk
about a Virginia dad who decided to invent a spittle
free way to blow out candles. What birthdays may feel
a little different these days? And let's be honest, blowing
germs all over the cake was always a little gross,
but wishes are coming back in a simple, safe and

(01:05:20):
fun way. Blow into the open end of the blowsy
to actually be the battery powered fan which blows clean
hair to extinguish the candles while redirecting your breath away
from the cake. Blowsy. Blow out the candles, not the germs.
Oh please, I think that's so stupid. I can't wait
to order one. I need a blowsy in my life.

(01:05:43):
All right. Danie always talking about DMX's album that comes
out on Friday. This is the first song that they released,
called hood Blues. I drew up at the dock side,
never been scared. Yes, this songs out. Yes, it's called

(01:06:09):
hood Blues. It's out. Now. Let's go to the voice.
Last night, as we were just talking about not going
to give away the winner, but here is the long
drawn out Carson Dally trying to tell us who the
winner is, the winner of the voice is, Oh my god,

(01:06:32):
really you're kidding me. It was that long? And then
I cut it off exactly when he came back and
said who the winner was? Well, the people who were
clapping that was that? That was it real? Was it?
No one clapps that long? Right? It sounded a little
stage but you know, am I to judge? All right?

(01:06:53):
We're talking about Justin Bieber. He performed Peaches and he
was allowed to say weed on on NBC last listen
me up. Oh I'll be ba the end. I got
my pitches out in joy, I give my out. We
from California in the kyat that I give my lie.

(01:07:14):
But they bleeped out the bea word. But don't call
people bitches and they noted. Finally to Maroon five perform
last night, and I found this online thought it was
super interesting. One of their first songs was she Will
Be Loved And listen to Adam Levine just his vocals
alone are super crazy and it's you know, it's a
minute and change, but listen to some of this right here.

(01:07:37):
Beauty queen of only eighteen, she had some trouble with herself.
He was always there to help her. She always belong
to someone else. M I drove from miles and miles

(01:07:59):
and wild up at your du I've had you so
many times, but somehow I one more. That's just impossible.
Really spand it ever doing? He sound like he misses
one note. I love the breath, like when he takes

(01:08:19):
the breath right before the next verse, but he go, Yeah,
isn't it weird? They breathe? They have to breathe. They're human?
Human these things really it trips everything away. You actually
hear someone being human and sounding awesome at the same time.
You're a good American, Garrett, we love Thank you so much.
That was awesome. All right, do you guys have your
passports with you? Yes? Those out? Please? He time. Okay,

(01:08:52):
So going back to ninety six, the first Yard Show
hit the air twenty five years ago. Some of these
songs I don't really remember them until kick in. Then
I'm like, oh my god, do you remember Coco John
Boo by Mister President. Yes, I think I remember it.

(01:09:14):
I don't know. Someone just sent a text and saying, hey,
where over you're singing singing Coco John Boo? Like no
time has passed? We know all the lyrics? Really? Okay,
got twenty five years ago. How can we expect to
remember everything? I don't know if we can't. All right, well,
there you go. Anyway, you have your twenty fifth birthday
to watch. Let's get into the Danielle report. Then we're
gonna take a break. And what's the game today? Named

(01:09:38):
that Tom? Named that Tom? There are a lot of
them in the world. Famous Tom's in our lives. All right,
we'll see if you can name the Tom that's coming
up in a few minutes. All right, Danielle, that's all you.
What do you want to do here? All right? So
Johnny Knoxville is officially done with Jackass. He says the
upcoming movie Jackass four, which comes out in October, will
be his last. He was talking to GQ about it.
He says he can't afford to have any more concussions,

(01:09:59):
so here to be done. Chris Hemsworth posted on his
Instagram the cutest thing you guys know Chris is thor.
Obviously he's holding hands with his little guy, and he writes,
holding my little man's hand and asking him what do
you want to be when you grow up? And he says, Dad,
I want to be Superman? Okay, so not thor Superman.

(01:10:20):
So he said, well, at least I have two other kids,
so let's hope for that. Don't forget tomorrow. It's all
about the iHeart Radio Awards, right Music Awards. I Let's
at festival, but that's not yet. The iHeartRadio Music Awards
going down tomorrow night. Elvis will be on hand. Usher
will be your host. Usher is gonna have this really
cool built in a club. It's called Club USh on

(01:10:42):
the side of the stage. He's gonna have access to
a lot of people having fun there. They say, don't
miss the beginning because Ariana Grande and the Weekend are
going to take the stage and sing together. And their
sound check was amazing. And it all starts eight pm
Eastern time. You can watch it on demand, Fox Now, Hulu,
on your iHeart Stage listen to it. So it's gonna
be all over the place. You're gonna definitely be able

(01:11:03):
to get that. Jesse Tyler Ferguson from Modern Family sold
his Los Angeles family home. He's had it for the
past eight and a half years. His husband and his
son lived there with him. Seven point one million dollars,
four bedrooms, five bathrooms. If you get a chance to
google this. It's a Spanish style home. It is gorgeous
and it is just the way they decorated it Elvis.

(01:11:24):
When I saw it, I thought right away, Elvis would
love this house. It is so cool. So check it
out if you get a chance. Whose house is it,
Jesse Tyler Ferguson. I think you'd love his taste. Yeah,
he just sold it for a ton of money seven
point one million. Oh my gosh, yeah, but you'd love it.
I thought, it's so your taste when you look at it,
so cool. I love it when you get architectural I
like your report. Oh thank you, Okay, thank you, jay Loo.

(01:11:47):
I'm glad that's the only time you like it. Jay
Loo and Ben Affleck at it together in Miami. They
were at the gym. Apparently they kissed it in front
of Painful, so they're not hiding it. Oh my god,
I got second. Anyway, they are. I always remember j
Loo coming to the show when she was dating Ben
Affleck and we asked her how are you, and she

(01:12:08):
said I am doing great. She was like all Gideyon
stuff with you had that pink ring. Okay, I'm gonna
move on. She was all giggly she was she was
remember would say like old dads used the word smitten,
and Halsey seemed to tease her fourth studio album, so
she quietly followed this private Instagram account that shares a

(01:12:31):
link in its bio that when you click it transport
you to a website with these cryptic phrases like y'all
this is temporary, or why do you need love so badly?
And then it said lp IV So everybody thinks the
LP is album and the IVY is four, and they're
thinking that it is a tease for Halsey's fourth album.

(01:12:52):
So you know, all these these artists now doing all
these cryptic messages and stuff. Tonight the one hundred thousand
dollars Pyramid, it's the season premiere. That's will you'll find
Scotty kids say the darndest things. It is the mass
singer wrapping it up for the season three contestants leapt
so we'll see who wins there and the season finale
of Chicago med Fire PD Nate finally finished Army of

(01:13:12):
the Dead last night on Netflix and he said it
is not worth it, and that is my Daniel, Look
at all the time you invested, right movie I'm watching
it four minutes at a go, and so too. You
were a week to watch it. Yeah, it was two
hours and twenty eight minutes long. Credit Now you regret
every second. Uh sorry, I wish I had that two

(01:13:35):
hours and twenty eight minutes back. Man, I'm not going
to watch it. It had a great The first fifteen
minutes were really good, The second fifteen minutes were okay.
The last oh man, terrible. Sorry, daniel people are texting
in once again. Tell them where they can watch the
iHeart Radio Music Awards to our night as if they
can watch without cable. Absolutely, it's everywhere without cable. Yeah,

(01:13:57):
you can watch it on demand. You can watch it
on Fox now, on Hulu also on all of our
iHeart stations. It's going to be all over the place,
so you can get it all over And if you
do have cable, watch watch it on Fox at eight
seven Central tomorrow night. Hey, can we talk about everyone
who's trolling on Chris Hemsworth's legs? Yes, you please tell
him Gandhi guys. Okay, so this the picture Danielle was

(01:14:19):
talking about. Is Chris Hemsworth holding his son's hand In
that photo, his arm looks like something you've never seen
in your life. No human arm looks like that. It's incredible, humongous.
His upper body is giant. I send the picture to
our slack room and Nate slides in with He skips
leg day this skinny little legs, new hater, Yeah, Nate says, looking,
Chris Hemsworth's got chicken legs. I mean he spends too

(01:14:42):
much time on his upper body and they really work out.
You split the time. Okay, look, okay, your body's even
top to bottom. I mean to have Chris Hemsworth's arms, chest,
probably stomach, that's cool. So he doesn't face focus enough
on his legs and you think it's like cringeworthy. Obviously

(01:15:06):
most of the Chris Hemsworthy you're Nate. Obviously most of
the shots in this movie are of his upper body, right,
So he's probably working out that constantly, and he's got
no leg shots. So he's just spending all the time
in the gym doing pull downs and you know, on
the bench. He doesn't care about his legs. That's bad.
You should definitely send him work out tips. Oh yeah, hey, frog,

(01:15:31):
if you could have Chris Hemsworth bought Chris Hemsworth's body,
that upper body and those those smaller, not as worked
out legs. Would you want it? Hell's yes, Yes, he
does nothing to his legs and he look better than mine.
Oh yeah, I'll sit out right now. He's not proportional.
It's it's not it doesn't look right. Yes, are you crazy?

(01:15:52):
It's Chris Hemsworth. He's perfect. Here's no, he's not man
or woman on the planet. Who's gonna look at Chris
Hemsworth and pass because he skipped leg day? According to Nate,
I think someone's jealous. Gandhi, I think so too, a
little a little bit. He's like a popsicle. I mean, look,
I am not even going to comment on what we
could do to that pop Has it never occurred to

(01:16:15):
you that his upper body is so worked out? His
legs probably are in fantastic shape. They just you know,
they contrast at Don't get me wrong. That arm looks
like how can we not get you? What do you mean?
Don't be wrong? That arm looks like it's chiseled out
of marble. But look at those legs. They look good
to me. Making a wish of those You are bore,

(01:16:35):
Kid's got thicker calves than than he does. Hey, let's see,
I mean, Nate, let's see your legs. I'll show I'm proportional.
Of course, the top of the bottom alright, equally unimpressive,
I don't know, upper body and lower the muffin top
matches the tree trunks those they're twigs, they're not tree trunks. Wherever, however,

(01:17:00):
mister Hemsworth wants to look, and however you want to
look as well, Nate, we should be totally open to it.
You're fine, froggy, your legs are great. Everyone has legs. Now,
it's al awful for making fun of scaries calves. Oh well,
the opposite Scari's calves are larger than Chris Hemsworth's calves.
The trade any day. Honestly, if you took Scaries calves

(01:17:26):
and put them on Chris Hemsworth's body, perfect human being
right there. But that's not how nature works. That's not
how it works anyway. It was just the same. Chris
Hemsworth needs workout tips on his legs from Scary. How
baggy those shorts are. And Chris Hemsworth, all right, he's
got some really such a hate or move from Nate.
Everyone's like, oh, look at that arm. Oh my god,

(01:17:47):
Nate's like, well, his legs are a little fun exactly.
This really goes beyond the picture of Chris Hemsworth's body.
It really has to go to the fact that Nate
is just a turd on. I'm not the only person
that thought it, im. I kept thinking. I just kept
thinking when with the little kid, that's your dad, your

(01:18:07):
dad is arms like that. It's exactly anyway, all right, Nate,
we love you, but I think you're a little off
base with this one, a little just a little callee
gotta take a praise back after this. I'm sorry. Are
we on? Yes? Are we on? We are alive, and

(01:18:28):
we are we gonna turn that off. We interrupt that
thing to tell you that we need for you to
call now to play name that Tom. Yeah. Sorry. See,
this is what happens when the producer of the show
is paying all attention to Chris Hemsworth's legs and not
the show. That's where I should have said, please call
now to play guess that Tom. Just just to make

(01:18:50):
my point one more time, Oh my god, Chris hemsworth
brother Luke Hemsworth left the comment that said, bro, you've
been skipping leg days again. Okay, his own brother, Nate,
You've got to move on. Remember what I said about this.
When I say we got to move on, we really
you should pay attention because I don't like to move on.
And when I say we're gonna move on, you don't
try to back. Okay, So called now to play? Name

(01:19:11):
that Tom one eight hundred two two zero one hundred.
We're watching everything you text? It's someone send us a text,
he said while he was having sex with his wife,
the dog licked his no go hole, no text us
and messaging rates me apply Elvis Durrand in the morning ship.

(01:19:34):
So many important toms in our lives. Can you guess
all of them? Name that Tom? Coming up in a second.
Our friend Lesha's ready to play, so I don't hold
on for that. But we go live to Jacksonville, Florida,
to Froggy's driveway where his wife Lisa just backed over
the trash can, knocked it over and spread trash all
over the neighborhood. And for some reason we're finding out
it's his fault, right, it's my fault, my fault that

(01:19:57):
the garbage can got mowed over. Would you do Froggy um.
She said that when we when we got her car,
I was cheap and I didn't get the one with
the backup camera. However, it does have hold on. It
does have a rear view mirrors, one on each side
and one in the middle. I don't know what she
was looking at, but she wasn't looking so she mowed
over our garbage. Wait wait, wait, so she's being serious.

(01:20:18):
It's your fault she knocked to trash over because you
were too cheap to buy a backup camera car, she says.
Your car beeps when it's about to hit something. Mine doesn't.
I didn't even know until I hit it. Oh dear god,
that was a kid, right. That was my exact point.
Most of the time I take Lisa side and your arguments,
and this one I had nothing for her. But Danielle does.

(01:20:39):
Danielle gets his fault right. Nope, thank you, Danielle. Wait
a second, but the first time I'm actually going to
agree with with Froggy. Yeah, the first fot, I put
it behind her car. I didn't I think the garbageman
when they when when they came here to get the
first can, they moved it over to behind I did
this the other day and it was unfortunately my fault

(01:21:02):
because I wasn't looking and I ran over the backed
over to can too. Yes, I did surprises you back
over things all the time. The problem was that we
had construction being done in something being fixed in our house,
and my husband had to move the cans over a
little bit because the truck was parked there, and I
didn't look, and I mowed them over. And then it

(01:21:23):
was I said it was his, but to be honest,
it was mine. But I gotta say he didn't know
I did it. Hold on, I'm looking, and the and
and the guys who were fixing my house said, we
won't say anything. Don't worry, we'll keep it to ourselves
because they saw me up. I took your side from me.
Well that's a good point. Never mind, if you're if
you're driving the car, you're the captain of that ship.

(01:21:46):
If you ate a trash can, that is you for false. Right,
there is no way to get out of that. They
should make those trash cans higher or like, unless you
are already unless you were already moving backward in an
invisible man through a trash can behind your car, right,
that might have happened, all right, so Froggy's your fault.
You need you needed it like a weekend jobs. You
can afford a better car that beeps when you're about

(01:22:06):
to hit trash can. That's what she's saying. She's saying, Froggy,
my husband, you're a failure, and this is your fact.
That Danielle did it means she's gonna go See it's
not just me, Danielle. She thinks if Danielle does it,
that makes it right, that makes it worse her. All right,
keep using forms of what's going on. All right, let's
play native that Tom. We'll go to a line sixteen

(01:22:29):
and talk to Alicia, works in hospital management in bel Air, Ohio,
between Wheeling, West Virginia and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Right there in
the middle, nestled in the middle. How you doing there, Alicia?
You know I am doing awesome. If I was any better,
I would be twins. Oh wow, I may have to
steal that, Okaye, better be twins. All right, I've done

(01:22:51):
it all right? So, uh, sometimes we forget how important
the toms in our lives truly are. Do you have
a lot of and a lot of them are in
movies and TV shows. We're now going to test your
Tom knowledge. Yes, yes, so one thing. It could be
a Tom or keep in mind a Thomas either all right,

(01:23:15):
so that means or maybe a Tommy could Okay, all right,
here we go. And we don't know if this is
a piece of sound from a concert or a TV
show or a movie, but it's a Tom or a
Tommy or Thomas or whatever. Here we go. Here is
Tom number one. Oh you think Doglas is your allie?

(01:23:37):
You merely adopted the duck. I was born in it?
Who is that? I bet you saw that. This sounds
very familiar to me. Let's see, can you guess what
the character is that this Tom is playing. Well, obviously

(01:24:00):
it sounds like it's a bad guy of some sort.
So m it almost sounds like it's kind of Star
warsy or something like that by Star Wars, Batman, Star Wars.
I didn't know Batman, Star Wars. Well, you never know.

(01:24:23):
You never know nowadays. That might be the next new
thing that's coming out. I'll go ahead, Gywalker or something.
Say I don't know, I don't know. I'll tell you. Okay,
that was Tom Hardy. Do you know what part he
was playing in Batman? He was playing Bain Bain. Yeah, no,

(01:24:47):
she's okay, Okay, I didn't tell this works. By the way,
you've now always ten dollars here, I have it. I
have my credit card out already. I'm ready named that
Tom number two. Here we go. What it's like to
be me out here? For you? It isn't up at
dawn pride swallowing siege that I will never fully tell

(01:25:08):
you about. Okay, Who is that? Named that Tom? One
of my favorite one of my favorite movies. Actually, who
that was was Jerry McGuire speaking Tom Crewe. All right,
there you go. You're now even Stephen at zero. We
owe you nothing, you will nothing. Let's move on. Oh perfect, perfect,
Now here we go? Here is this could be a

(01:25:29):
little older for you. But I love this guy named
this Tom. My. Mom always said life was like a
box of choco. Let's you never know what you're gonna get.
All right? Who's that? That was a Forrest Gump played
by Tom Hanks. Yeah, this is the time I was

(01:25:53):
talking about. This is the Tom. You've got to be
old enough. I love this Tom. Named this Tom right here.
It's not unusual name that Tom, Alicia. Oh my gosh,
that brings me back to like the seventies. The is it?

(01:26:14):
Oh um um Tom, Tom Johns, Tom Jones, Tom Jones
is not unusual. You're no to twenty dollars. This is
going very well. So you were in the seventies two,
I didn't I didn't see you were there. I was
there as well. Yes, you got twenty dollars. Let's move

(01:26:37):
on to name that Tom number five, who's death play
football for a living, to have a beautiful white that
I love so much, and the most beautiful kids and
that are healthy and happy. And you know I come
from the best family with the supported parents. And yeah,
what Tom is that? That is definitely Tom Brady, Tom Brady.

(01:27:00):
All right, you're to thirty. That was a pretty easy one.
This is a more challenging Tom. And I'm gonna go
ahead and say it maybe a version of Tom, but
not just Tom. And you'll hear it right here. How
is this to beat? Every one of you? Is a
hard target? Search every gas session, residence, warehouse, farm house,

(01:27:21):
and house down, house and dog out in that area.
Who's that named that Tom? That is Tommy Lee? Do
you know why I give you a little important piece
of automobile trivia? Do you know why they put a
hood on every car so Tommy and E Jones might
have a place to spread out his map when they're
looking for you to say, I will definitely use that

(01:27:45):
pizza trivia. Thank you, you got the maps always in
the car. All right, you have forty dollars. Let's move
on to Tom number seven. Who is this? I'm a
bad breaking all right? Name that Tom? Who is that? Oh?
That is Tom Patty? All right, let's let's go fast.

(01:28:09):
Let's crush this thing. Let's listen to Tom number eight.
Who is this? The idea of being on live TV,
being present in the moment, I'm excited. I don't get nervous.
I get lit up, and if something starts to go wrong,
I'm like a kid on Christmas morning. All Right, name
that Tom. Unfortunately I can't Tom bergeron Yeah, from Dancing

(01:28:32):
with the Stars. Oh okay, Tom Burst, Okay, I love him.
He's been my favorite. All Right, you're down to forty,
but you still have forty. Name this Tom, and keep
in mind it could be Tom, Tommy, Tomas, we don't know.
Listen closely, all right, name that Tom. Oh? I know

(01:28:55):
that song Let's see up? Was Thomas um Okay, you
got the second half right. What's your first name? Um uh? Mark,
Mark Thomas, Mark Thomas. It's Mark Thomas's best friend, Rob Thomas.

(01:29:19):
I got one more fun. Okay, Sky could be considered
an assassin because he has three names, and they all
have three names. Don't think name this Tom Hankle Skot
when I'm king, what'll that make you a monkey's uncle?
It's so weird? Who is that kid? You gotta go?

(01:29:44):
Come on? Three names? Well, the only thing that I
could think of is is three names. But you know
it was a long time ago on Home Improvement was
Jonathan Taylor Thomas. You know you're walking away with forty
dollars in cash. It's so good for you. You know what,

(01:30:05):
I'm probably gonna buy some pizza with it. Ye, have
a great day. Thanks for playing. There's one here that
says I have sex with my girlfriend's mom more than
my girlfriend. Whoas apply all the text strand in the
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What is today? I know diamond sends us the emailed
every morning to tell us what today is? Is it
National wine Day or something like that? Let me luck

(01:30:51):
kind of hope, so wine down Wednesday. It's really funny.
I've a friend who's visiting and he had to go
on a conference call yesterday and it was like a
two hour of conference call and he walked out of
the room where he was He walked right over to
of a wine bottle, opened it up and drank it
out of the bottle, having a bad call. I do

(01:31:11):
know what today is? And I just kind of brushed
over this and I came back to it because I
couldn't stop thinking about it. Today is National paper Airplane Day.
Oh really? And I made paper airplanes when I was
a kid. It was and I don't think it. You know,
do kids today even know how to fold? Oh? Yeah.
My son Preston, when he was homeschooling, he was making

(01:31:32):
paper airplanes all the time and flying them all over
the house. Loved him well, many believe, And I didn't
know this. The use of paper airplanes originated two thousand
years ago in China. Oh wow, long before the Right
brothers decided to get that thing off the ground. And
so I asked Nate, Nate, do you know how to
fold a paper airplane? Absolutely? Elvius, who does it? Hello? Okay,

(01:31:56):
I don't know how to, I asked Gandhi and her
unsure was no, I don't, but I can. And I
can make a paper crane a crane. Yeah, I can
make a thousand of them. I did it in third grade.
Like a crane isn't a bird? Yeah, there was a
story we read called Sedaco in a thousand paper cranes read.
So then we all learned how to make Oregami cranes,

(01:32:18):
and it just kind of stuck with me. Are you
folding one now? I'm making one right now? Yeah, there's
two steps. I can make balloon animals. Well, okay, well
we'll get back to you on national balloon animals. They
don't fly, but if you you know, undo the knot,
they'll fly along. Can you make it in an airplane
out of paper? And not very good? Mind? Mine hit

(01:32:40):
the ground faster than anything else. But I can do
the fortune teller thing. Remember the thing you put your
fingers in and go one or whatever. Hey, so Scary
and and Nate both say they can do a paper airplane. Yeah,
I want you both to fold one now, and let's
see which one flies the furthest okay mine? No? Con
Now do they have the basic fivefold one? And you
know that's this several models of these planes, but this

(01:33:01):
is the basic one that people used to throw around
the classroom. Is this the one that Boeing had to recall? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
all right, So are you gonna go out to the
living room with Nate? This is quite a visual you're
listening to audio. Yeah, oh yeah, Nates is gonna go
twenty seven times something you would not board. You would
not get on that plane. Yeah, I would not get
on Scary plane. But look at Nates. That thing is

(01:33:23):
my aero dynamic and beautifully it's like SpaceX over here.
Scaries is like a spruce goose. That's like you got,
isn't it funny? Only an old guy like you would
know the spruce goose. Baby. Yeah, Howard Huse. That thing
flew maybe a foot and then he landed it. He
took off off the ocean and fludes it's a few seconds.
Then put it right back the value yet is not

(01:33:46):
going to fly. There's scary. Scary's actually flew back to him.
It's like a boomerang. He throws it forward, it goes
back at him. Hit the wall doesn't want to go forward, Scary.
Whatever the window, I went out this way, Scary. It

(01:34:10):
flies to the right. It leads to the right, just
like your private parts. Clearly look at the beautiful Oregamy crane.
That that's beautiful. Thank you, no Eve, it'll fly. Yeah,
that thing's terrible. I wish I would have recorded that.

(01:34:31):
That was the worst thing I've ever seen. Maybe you're
throwing it too hard, Scary, Do it like a like
a like an easy glide. Okay, here he goes, Scary.
Who taught you how to make paper on a paper plane?
Let me try throwing? Can't hear you? You? Oh you're
gonna puiral spiral a boomerang. Someone's online said, there's a

(01:34:56):
website called fold and fly dot com. Oh, let me
go make sure that's not pooring. Hold. There's a store.
There's a store called five below, which I know people
have them all over the place. They have really cool
like books that show you how to make paper airplanes.
And it comes with the paper and they have Oregami
books and it comes with the paper to make the oregon.
It's pretty cool, dude, this is so cool. Yeah. Paper

(01:35:17):
yet it's fold fold the letter in and then fly.
Now scaries is the basic and then nape looks like
the basic dart and it goes much further. Fly. Yeah,
like you said, it's the word, fold in the letter
N and then fly fold and fly dot com. Uh,
when's the last time you guys flew a kite? Oh?
I fly kites all the time. It's one of my

(01:35:40):
son's favorite things to do. I would love to fly kite. Yeah.
I know when you're driving round South Florida. I remember
into those fields when you're driving between foot Water Dale
in Miami and they have oh and then I have
that like that scuba diver kite up there. Yeah. So
in India kite flying gets so intense. It's really really competitive.
People actually line their their rope to the kite whatever
you call it, with fiberglass so that they can cut

(01:36:02):
each other's and cut them off and it flies. Oh
my god, it gets intense. The kite God can we
don't do that? It's insane. But you can get some
kites on Amazon for very inexpensive. They're very inexpensive at
kites don't live very long. Sorry anyway, I'll try moving along.

(01:36:22):
Have you heard of the term, and this is a
little more serious, but it's worthy of exploration, the term
enthusiastic consent. No, well, we all know as far as
dating and U you know, hooking up with people, consent
is a very very very important part of that entire journey. Okay,
they're saying you don't really need enthusiastic consent. I mean

(01:36:45):
you don't need consent, You need enthusiastic consent where unless
they give you a hell yeah, then it's a no. Oh.
I actually I think I'm on board with that for sure.
Talk about it. If there's any great area, if there's
any maybe this person is into it, maybe they're not.
Just go ahead and say that that's a no. Yep.
Don't even leave any room to wonder If it's not

(01:37:05):
a very, as you said, enthusiastic form of consent. Just
move on. And it could apply to different things. When
to have it or where to put it? You know, yeah, yeah,
because you know, if they don't. If you want to
do something with someone and they give you one hint
that it isn't really where they want to go, that's

(01:37:26):
a no, right out doubt without that right So it's
enthusiastic consent. So next time, next time, Danielle, when I'm
over and I want to make love to you, unless
you start jumping them down like a cheerleader and go
yeah yeah, unless I'm Tom Cruise on Oprah's couch, exactly,

(01:37:48):
it don't worry, I will I will get nowhere near
you unless you practically beg me. There's like a little
hint of oh, yeah, I guess, So that's a no. Yeah,
that's a no. Yeah. But if you like, if he's like, gosh,
I can't live another second without you, Elvis, then that
to me is a yes, yeah, okay enthusiastically exactly. Or

(01:38:11):
if you say something like let's get lunch, that's a no.
You know what I'm saying, Yes, I mean no exactly. Um,
Scottie B. What are these candles you sent me yesterday?
You have a candle line? Oh yes, that's our Serial
Killers podcast candle line from the Wax Cabin Candle Company.

(01:38:33):
So that's cool. They smell so good. I didn't bring
them upstairs that you. You sent me two cereal flavors
yesterday in candle scent form. When are they? Yes? My
scent is frosty and flakey, and andrew scent is cinnamon
hot buns like ridiculous there, so for two weeks only

(01:38:56):
if you go to Cereal Killers PC dot com you
can buy them. Why do you have other sense as well? No,
but I'd like to see some more hit If you
know we saw some of these, maybe we'll have some
other varieties. Can I ask how you decided who was
going to get these candles? Because I didn't get any candles.
Oh um, I guess I said person with the most followers.

(01:39:19):
We know that's not that's dottie. I'm never promoting anything
for you ever. You can't I have if you want.
That was not enthusiastic. That was that was not cool. See,
you should do a boring one like Cheerios sent did
boring one stupid candles. Can post that on my no

(01:39:42):
followers Instagram account. How is your Serial Killers podcast doing?
I know you guys did another one the other day. Yes,
we're up to episode one hundred and eighty. That's incredible
that there's that much serial in the world. I know
somebody who won't be listening anymore. Yeah, I'm eating everything.
Good bye Cereal Killers podcast. Wait you'll really like anyone?

(01:40:03):
Look at this new one that just came out from
a cinnamon toast crunch. Oh my god, my favorite cake
that'll be coming soon. Really, And what's a good old
school cereal that you're really vibing on? Um? Well, I
like Special K, the drug, the animal tranquilizer, the one

(01:40:25):
with the red berries that's been around for a long time.
It's strawberries that I really like that one. See those
are dehydrated strawberries. But the other day I went to
have some Special K with the strawberries in it, and
I caught Lisa dumping the bag into a big bowl,
picking all the red berries out and putting them back
in the bag. I'm like, what are you seven? I'm
you're king the restless cereal for everybody else. Don't do that.

(01:40:48):
I've done that. No. When I'm into when I just
want some dried fruit, I'll dig through cereal and just
take the fruit. When do you want some dried fruit?
We look at all the cereal behind me. Sometimes I
just need a snack and I like dried fruit, so
I'll go dig through them because the cereals all stale.
I'll just take the truth out. How is um? Oh
you know, I saw the rankings of our our heart

(01:41:08):
radio podcast, and Brooklyn Boys are doing very well. Thank you. Yeah,
and we're doing okay. They need candles. Yeah, we also
need listeners as many as possible. Well we do too.
Now keep in mind, our Elvis Drain Morning Show on
Demand is considered a podcast. She ain't doing so well
this week. Yeah, right right, It's been much higher before.

(01:41:29):
So you know, you can listen to anything on our
show again anytime you want. You can control fast forwarding
through things you don't like, maybe like this conversation for instance.
I don't know wherever you get your podcast, especially, we
hope you get them from my Heart Radio. Do a
search for Elvis Drain Morning Show on Demand. It's just us,
no songs, no commercials, nothing, It's just that. So check
it out. Come on, let's see if we can maneuver

(01:41:50):
our show up the rankings. We could use some help.
M Brooklyn Boys is doing well. We shouldn't even talk
about you, guys, because you're doing too well. Last week,
Elvis Durand on Demand was number nine. Oh this week
it was like seventy eight. Yeah, it fluctuates. It's like
investing in cryptocurrency. You just don't know where it's good.
What did we do differently? Lactic? Like, did we talk

(01:42:12):
more poop last week than this week? The Elvis wasn't
there for two days? Oh Elvis, what that's why we
did poor? No? No, no, no, no, no different no no,
we're not talking about the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Sorry, no,
we're talking about the Elvis Durin Morning Show on Demand.
Thanks on your stupid candle study. I was with Scotty.
I was talking about the podcast. Well, I tell you,

(01:42:35):
the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast did better than the
Elvis drain Morning Show on Demand this week. Oh, let's
go figure because we talked about poop. So do its
a faith Elvis duran Morning Show on Demand? Listen to it?
Give it a listen to it? All right, let's get
into the three things you need to know from Gandhi
and Uh. I like that we just talked about like

(01:42:57):
seventeen different things. That's pretty cool. Uh, go Gandhi, it's
all you going on. A new grand jury is expected
to decide whether to indict former President Trump New York
prosecutor's plan to present evidence in a criminal investigation into
Trump and his company. He denies any wrongdoing and calls
a move a political witch hunt. The Washington Post reports
the grand jury will sit three days a week for
six months, but will likely hear other cases during that

(01:43:19):
time as well. The Southwest could see its hottest temperatures
of the year starting today. Forecasters say that more than
seventy cities and towns could break daily heat records as
a high pressure system locks in over the eastern half
of the US. AccuWeather says cities like Charlotte and Raleigh,
North Carolina, could see afternoon highs near or even above
their usual July and August peaks. Forecasters say several days

(01:43:42):
of record highs are possible, with parts of the southeast
saying hot all the way through the end of the
work week. The temperatures will be in the nineties and
in some places hitting the hundreds or above. I know,
and finally, this is a crazy story. Authorities in San Bruno, California,
want residents to be on the lookout after a mountain
lion broke into a man's house. The cat smashed through

(01:44:06):
a glass window just after midnight this morning. Wildlife officials
think the mountain lion mistook several taxidermy big game hunting
trophies that were mounted inside this guy's home as living prey.
The animal ran off after the homeowner scared it away.
I know hasn't been seen since nobody was injured, but
officials say even though mountain lion sightings are common in

(01:44:26):
northern California, a mountain lion crashing through the glass to
get something is kind of unheard of, So they want
everyone to be aware, be very careful, and just look
out for this thing. Those are your three things. Can
you imagine being a mountain lion looking in a window like, oh,
look at that elk? Oh yeah, yeah, the break Eddy,
you find it. It's only the elk's head and it
has glass eyeball, Yeah, it has a point the heck yeah,

(01:44:48):
I know. There's a lesson to be learned there bank
in the course of an hour morning Good Morning show.
All right, before we get out of here, reminder our
friends Straight and eight is hosting tomorrow. I'll be in
LA for the iHeart Radio Music Awards. Make sure you
watch them tomorrow night, especially the opening a duet with

(01:45:08):
the weekend and Ariana Grande. That's going to be incredible.
They saw them warming up yesterday in rehearsal. They say
it's mind blowingly fantastic. The whole show tomorrow at eight
seventh Central on Fox, or you can stream it all
over all over the place Danielle TV. Tonight, though, what
are we watching? I say, season finales of Chicago, Medfire
and Pet We'll see tomorrow. Till then, say peace out everybody.
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