The Eye Patch

How did Elvis get an eye patch?!?! Also we talk how are we are getting rid of all the stuff from our office. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis to represent fifteen minute Morning Show. Well, well,

(00:25):
well nothing to see here, nothing to see here? See um,
did you have an eye patch in your office or
scary head of spare? And I have a question. Most
eye patches they're usually black. Why is yours pink or
red or whatever color that is? It's probably promotional? Well

(00:45):
maybe I like a pink eye patch. Yeah, I mean,
can't you like open your mind, Froggy instead of guard
you go like, hey, is that the case of the
pink eye? Hey? Um, yeah, let's just pretend it's not here.
Can't we just move on? I do it? Wait, hold on,
we're Gandhi and Daniel. I have no idea the recording
stuff one, but they said be right back. That was

(01:07):
the last words I heard from. Well anyway, welcome to
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. There's a Nate and
they're scary, and there's Froggy, there's got It and me
and Scotty and Scotty By and now here's Gandhi. Thank
you for joining us podcast. We're doing one problem with
my eye patch? Don't I absolutely like a good eye pass? Well,

(01:28):
you know, I I have a black eye from an
unfortunate swimming pool accident. Swimming pool one one. I lost
that that argument. I just I refused to open my
eyes underwater. I can't do it. I'd never have been
able to open my eyes underwater in a swimming pool, really,
And so I ran right into the steps. But and

(01:48):
you're not supposed to too, because every time I opened
my eyes in the swimming pool, I come out and
it looks like I do do drugs because my eyes
are bloodshot. And what about the saltwater pools? Those still
bothered wader pools have chlorine um too? Yeah? Yeah, minds
of salt waterpool and it has chlorine. Salt just generates chlorine, right, yeah,
but it's usually not as strong and it stays at
a better n I don't okay, you don't use goggles.

(02:14):
Are a scuba mask? No, I'm just under water for
a second. I would I would. I don't even go
don't have the victim? You Why are you yelling at
the victim. No one's questioning the pool. Yeah, go talk
to the pool at that pool. I like the eye patch.
I think if anyone has an eye issue, instead of
just trying to take care of it. You cover with

(02:34):
the eye patch, like you know. I had to wear
an eye patch a couple of years ago because I
had I had retina surgery. That's right patch for several days.
It was that my fucking eyeball was like it's just
hanging out and stuff was nasty. Anyway, moving on, have
foul language today. I do have an observation. So Froggy
mentioned at the very end of the show that he

(02:55):
knew what kind of fart he was going to have,
right like you knew it was going to be allowed.
Ye asked know that, like my ask like I know
which fart is going to be a bad one, and
I know which farts just gonna be one that just
makes noise and doesn't Keep in mind, you've been doing
this your entire life, and so you're you know, you

(03:15):
can you know what's about to be Nin's a pressure thing.
This next one might not be just a fart. I'm
not sure, So I shouldn't do it here. No, you shouldn't. Well,
I could tell never trust a fart. No, I don't anymore. No,
but Scotty does that all the time. He goes, I
don't know, and it's never the case like he always
he always thinks it's gonna happen, but it never does.

(03:36):
Better think it's going to happen than chances it has
disappointed because he does it all the time. He goes,
oh it's and he runs out the door. I just
woke up and realized I'm sitting here with a pink
eye patch on talking about farts. To find the ipatch
laying around here, you can you can wind up with
pink eye from farts right. Also from the Circle podcast

(04:00):
we talk about anything but parts. Yeah, I prefer not
to talk about that. Actually, that is kind of interesting
that you had the eye patch because I was just
guessing that you had an eye patch in there, and
then Scar like, let's make a deal, like, hey here,
that was found in a random box. You're definitely getting pink.
What was it? Was it used or open? I mean
are closed? No, it was just sitting in the bottom

(04:21):
of a drawer with is like Mary Poppins's bag, by
the way, Like the amount of things that are there.
There's playing cards, there's cigarette lighters there. You know you're
going to clean this crap out Before I was just
thinking that, I'm like, this is gonna be a huge
undertaking because we have about twelve fourteen years worth of stuff,
you know. Okay, So my friend Michael has this incredible
company called trash Masters, right, and what they do is

(04:43):
they hire out to companies to do demolition, so we
would high, like I heart, when you're ready to move
out here, rather than us worrying about what we're gonna
do all this stuff, they hire them and they committed
to attack the place, and they throw stuff out. They
sell things that can salvage whatever. I mean, it's a
very lucid of business. So I think that's what we're
gonna do here rather than us worry about throwing stuff away,

(05:04):
just walk out. Wait a minute, I want to I
want to have the Morning Show garage sale, and I
think the pro season donate them to check. But I
think it's a great idea of that. Okay, organize that. Wait,
there's also going to be stuff that nobody wants, Daniels.
That's what friends of the thing. If you go down
to the up to the fourth floor where Nate's office is,

(05:26):
okayd It's as if everyone was there and then the
next moment they were gone. Their TVs on, Like you
can see there's news programs on TVs. There's coffee cups
where they all the water stuff does alve like you know,
it just evaporated. And there's the coffee ring, you know,
because nobody moved the coffee cup from March seventeen cigarettes

(05:48):
there's still a globe. I should go on to tour
up there. You should. It's frightening. It's almost as if
they walked into a very busy office filled with people
and said, all right, everyone, fire droke it out and
they all left. Can we take the TVs? I talked
to Jeff. I think everything's up for grabs. It reminds
me of like the movies, like like Stranger things, like
the mall scene where it's like the mall is just empty.
That's what the fourth floor looks like. It's weird. Time

(06:11):
just stopped. Scotty has a theory as to what's going
to happen to this place. He doesn't think that whoever
moves in here, uh or the building is going to
hire anybody to clear this stuff out. So there's just
gonna be boxes of cereal left in fifteen years. I
don't think anyone's gonna move in anyway. I think this.
I think the serial museum is just gonna sit here
covered in dust and come. We're not going to throw
everything out before you leave it, gonna leave it. Well,

(06:33):
it just walk out. If I want to keep it,
I'm just gonna leave it. I think they are hiring
someone to come in here and through this. They're not
touching my stuff here. But let me tell you I
have a problem right now, and Gandhi does too. People
are taking so we have a We both have desks
and we have stuff on our desks, but that's our stuff.
All of a sudden, it's become the trash dump. There

(06:54):
are there are Christmas trees, shut up Christmas trees and
lights and now there are plastic tubs back there doing it.
You can't even get to our desk. God is doing
I saw him do it. There is a box depot
back there. There are boxes piled up against my desk,
and I know that there is. I didn't do it.

(07:15):
I had cereal boxes on the empty desk. Blame Deana.
She moved all that. I'll tell you all that crap
is going in the trash. I don't know who. The
guys weren't here for like two years. It was less
than one We weren't supposed to be here. It doesn't
matter that you have should ask hey, do you mind
if I put this on your desk? You don't just
go put something on someone's desk. That's not very nice.

(07:36):
Are you going to keep the photo? Are you gonna
keep the photo of Nicholas and just get Simpson kissing
on stage? Of course, that's that is classic. She likes
that be nice. But this is I have that. I
have a full bar. What a doze? Drink it? Drink it.
What are you to do with your art? You have

(07:57):
amazing art around to go in a storage manette the mannequin.
That mannequin was a gift. I can't just leave this
mannequin here. But you can't bring it to the new
place because they don't want them. They have no mannequin policy.
It's small and I at least put that on my
desk and a picture of my family desk. You don't
have a desk. What do you mean we don't have
a dad. I don't think we have done. Are you serious?

(08:19):
I'm saying, even if you have a desk, Daniel, you
can't have anything on it. Well, I can have two things.
I'll have a desk can I put my dam who
will be at my desk? That one? Why didn't you
rent out space on your desk? Here's the thing. Alex
and I were walking to dinnerally something. He said, I
got a question for you. He said, do you really

(08:39):
want to move up town with the station? And said no,
I want to stay downtown. He said, why don't you
just stay? What do you mean just stay? Just don't go?
I refused to go. I said, well, they're gonna the
microphones like a squatter, don't leave you one of those
things where you like, you know, you cross your legs
and you're squatting and you just sit You don't sit in.
Let's have a sad tame yourself to this room, chain

(09:01):
myself to this room. Oh my god, they'll melt us
out of here. We'll sit here for five minutes. We'll
get hot, im out this place. I fall in love
with this whole, this whole neighborhood and everything to live.
But now, because every time every time we moved, it
was it was a big deal and I didn't want
to move. It was crazy. Just move number four. The
garbage guys are just gonna throw us out if we
do a sit in what's that rule that if your

(09:23):
office moves a certain distance they have to pay you more.
Does that come into effect here? I think our new
places like three inches shy of that. It. It is
very tough though, because I know a lot of us
specifically chose where we live based on this being right
here downtown. So now what do we do. Do we
have to move? Well, that's up to you and put

(09:46):
here's what we gotta do. Let's go with the flow.
They're building us beautiful studios. I helped design the studios.
They're beautiful in Canada and here in Canada. Um, let's
let's let's go with it. Let's see how we work
with it. Just live with it. You gotta live with
it for a minute. I can't wait to see my
new desk. Well about that, I'm just saying, Daniel, come

(10:10):
into the office. We have to talk about your David
Peckham statue. You should really start taking like one thing
home a day. I can't even get to my stuff
to take it home. Do not me. It's an opposite course, stuck.
I will tell you this. Uh, let me go and
take a look first. But I want everyone to grab
something from the bar and take it home to their family.

(10:35):
I want the I patch I want. I think it's empty, Yeah,
the empty bottom Daniel Craig David autograph can that's coming
home with me to got something from the drawer of iPads.
Those things are from two thousand six. I don't care
they still turn on. I have like three computers in

(10:56):
my desk draws to that I like there or something anyway.
So yeah, so we're moving. Everyone's bitching and moaning. I'm
I know we're gonna do it. We have no choice.
Let's go. Let's the best. Maybe we have a dumpster day.
Do we have a dumpster day? Yeah, they're gonna have Okay,
that's good, Okay, all right, what else you wanna talk about?
That's it. I think we're done. Okay, Is that it?
All right? Well, I'm really getting used to my eye

(11:17):
patch overcorrected. Yeah, it's weird because I and Dianna was
talking about this. I have no depth perception, so I'm
like running into things to get another black guy on
her microphone. Right, you need eye patches. I can't win,
all right? Fifteen minute Morning Show