The Family Meeting

Just like family gatherings, it takes a few minutes to get up and running. We all catch up in ONE zoom room to see how everyone is doing.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
To What would you talk about on your on your
podcast firm Elvis to M Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show.
Welcome to the ship show. Wait, I think I consider

(00:27):
myself all right, all right, we're trying to righting our
room meet eating. I'm so sorry sorry talking failure, congratulation.
I think turn off clean. We should all talk at
the same time. Why colonel clean, clean clean everything? I think,

(00:49):
turn off plank clean. This is awful. All this much better.
I just got everybody with clean feet. I would kill
her anything like what twice? Andrew's okay, it's echoing. Yeah,
I turned it off. All right, So who's an Okay, Nate,

(01:12):
you're in charge of the meeting? Right, shall I turn
one of me off? Oh? I can't hear Nate now? Yeah,
you got on mute on your on your screen. There
you go. Now can everybody hear me? Now? I'm hearing myself.
Why your dog barking? Okay? Yeah, this is going really well?

(01:41):
All right, test test can you everybody? Deanna? Can you
hear me? No? No, I think Andrew. Can you hear me? Okay? Diamond, Ali,
I think Diana is the only person that can hear me. Everybody,
everybody Brodie, can can you hear me? Everybody forget about

(02:03):
the clean feed? Did everybody turn your your microphones on
zoom and off clean feed? Aboard mission? This is like
a miss Marshkellops's phone tap. It really is bad. You
don't have relaxes, Josh, Josh, it looks so relaxed. I
wish we were there with you. Everybody else needs to

(02:25):
go through zoom except Elvis, myself, Danielle and Gandhi and
everybody else and Nate. Everybody else has to go through zoom.
We're going through scary board, right and so okay, okay,
let's do a test. If you can hear me, raise
your hand. Oh, Deanna is not on a right fine?

(02:50):
Uh well no it's not Fine is the one who
wanted the meeting. I'm trying to think maybe I should
call Diana on her phone. Hold on, I don't think
Deanna can hear any of us, Dedanna, can you hear
any of us at all? Yeah's anything, Dianna. Maybe it's
because she's recording you the podcast. This is going well,

(03:12):
they're so smart. There's no meeting. Hey, I love seeing everyone.
This is kind of cool. Well, let's just start um
my air conditioning decided not to work again in the middle,
so that was great. So I have to punch the
pipe to make it work. So it's a struggle, but

(03:34):
we're getting through it. Okay, can you give us a demonstration? What? Yeah,
punch the pipe. Go ahead, punch the pipe. That's what
I do. That's what I do. Do that sometimes on
the Friday. Your armpits. It's what are we doing? Now?
Hold on? Okay, hold on? Hold on. First of all, Brodie,

(03:57):
can you hear us? Brodie livesn't look like he's in
at all. Okay, yes, okay, good, good, good, good. Dianna,
can you hear it? S yes, I can hear you. Okay.
If if we're gonna have a meeting, let's have a meeting. So, Nate,
what are we meeting about? What we're talking about? Andrew's

(04:17):
air conditioning? We have eleven minutes left. Andrew wanted to
to you know, I'm getting a loop back on this.
I can't all right, I gotta uh. Andrew wanted to
have a meeting to just catch up with everybody, right, So, Diana,
what's been going on with you? Update us? Like in

(04:38):
my life with the show my Mom beat cancer During
the quarantine, which is amazing. That's amazing. I'm I'm so happy. Um,
and I have a boyfriend now, yeah, his name Dennis

(05:06):
and candy Candy. Yeah, well he's that's his food. I mean,
I mean, like whatever. But and then with the show,
I'm just so happy. We filmed something every day. So
I'm pretty happy right now. And you're happy being quarantined.
I mean, are you still where are you staying at
his house? Where you staying? No, I'm in my apartment

(05:28):
in Homeboken. But um, I'm like going back and forth
between my hometown like with my mom and here because
he still lives there. But I like, I would like
to go back to the office and getting very sick
of being in a small space. But well, the update
on that is, uh, there really is no update. We
don't know when we're coming back. So oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

(05:53):
What did you say about Dennis? And I hope you
like Dennis. You might be stuck with him for a while.
And he was like, let's keep going around the zoo
room alley. Um, a bunch of things. I'm moving back
to Manhattan after four long, very long months living at
my parents house on Long Island. Um, I'm FaceTime dating

(06:17):
and going on my first real in person date since
the que next week. I'm like really nervous for that.
I hope he doesn't the new phases, um hat fishing
people instead of catfishing. So it's like the deceiving people
because you wear a hat in all your photos. Um,
you don't know how big they're foreheaded, you don't know
how their hairline is doing. I'm a little nervous about that.

(06:42):
I know how that goes the room with a hat on.
I've lost twenty towns in the queue. So Diamond and
I we call each other like once a week and
kind of get beat off of each other and like,

(07:03):
she's my inspo, So props to her. You guys look
amazing and yeah, just working every day. But I'm excited
to be back in the city. I could walk to
the studio, So if you ever need me, I hope
we all get back in here someday so you can
walk to work. Right, you lost twenty pounds. Guess what

(07:24):
scary about to say? I picked up? Are you left off?
You're connected? What about Diamond? Diamond? You know you guys
don't know this, but we were planning on a top
secret weekend where she was going to come out and
hang out, you know, but I'm petrified. I'm petrified to
leave this gate, this front yard. It's ridiculous, don't do

(07:49):
It's frightening. But you look awesome. Yeah. Let me tell you, guys,
I was scammed by PayPal. Okay, someone's scammed me. Okay,
that is the big news of Okay. I'm very heartbroken
about it, and we're trying to figure it out. But

(08:10):
until then, we're heartbroken. What Nate? Somebody I don't know
who did it. I don't know who did it to.
Some anonymous person charged my PayPal account for over a
thousand dollars worth of things. I don't know who it is.
What they did. They changed my password, they changed my number,
and then close the account. And guess who still can't

(08:32):
get in contact with an actual representative from PayPal? This girl?
What's the baby? Come on? So that's the big news
for Diamonds. The worst thing happened to you during was
that that butt on your head. Listen, the heat damage.

(08:56):
People don't tell you that wearing weaves really does like
damage the top of your head. So I gotta wait
till it broke out I'm like, this is insane. I
want to come over and cut it off. No, maybe
maybe especially not come out, because I'll sneak into your
room at night and do your head. Gay guys, do that?
You know? All right? Can you start to go fund

(09:17):
me for diamonds? PayPal problem? Yeah? What they buy? What
they buy for a thousand dollars? Don't even know. But
I got an email this morning saying that whatever it
was were shipped, So I I don't even I can't.
I can't even do this right now? What about Josh?

(09:37):
Where are you right now? What's that? Are you for?
The wind? I am like a city. I'm It's called
Lakeside marble Head in Ohio. It's like I'm on an
island actually, um Johnson's Island. It's called um that my

(09:59):
dad's place hanging. I bought kayaks. That's been fun. I
know you've you've had, you've had a list of rough
things happening to you so far this year. But there
you are, out there on an island on the water.
There there must be something really cool about the peacefulness.
Are you bored? Are you actually loving it? No? I'm

(10:20):
loving it. I'm loving It's very peaceful. No coronavirus here. Yeah, good,
good good, Okay bye, is a meeting over? You've got
three and a half minutes left? Okay, Sam, what's been
going on with you? Um? Nothing new? Really, My mom

(10:43):
this weekend took it upon herself to start planning my wedding.
Spoiler alert, I'm still not engaged. So that was kind
of weird. We went to the restaurant. No, I'm like,
I'm not. No, that was a twitch. That was how
uncomfortable the situation is, like, I'm no, like, nothing's going
on here. But we went to a restaurant and Mom

(11:04):
called over a waitress to ask very serious questions because
she loved the place, about how much a wedding was
and how the setup is. And she pointed to me,
and I was mortified because the waitress came over and
congratulated us, and I had to tell her, no, sweetie,
that's just my mother. We're not engaged, and I'm so sorry.
So she's really there's not even like a kouth about

(11:27):
her anymore. She's just you know, gets drunk and start saying,
why don't I have grandkids? Yeah? The fox wrong with
you too, So that's so that's fun. During the queue.
Oh my gosh, after waiting, after I had kids. After
I had kids, I would still stay on my prenatal vitamins,

(11:47):
and every time i'd go pick them up at the pharmacy,
they would congratulate me on my pregnancy. But I wasn't pregnant.
I just it's not for them to do. That's so weird.
At least, this is my mother vitamin to you feel
like you're a pre natal right, right? Okay? Do they
comment on your her piece? That's kind of weird, guys, question,

(12:13):
are you happy? This was the meeting? Now? Danielle and
Froggy were expecting people to be fired. No, no, not
not not, Froggy daniel told me, And I said, that's
not what it is. Yeah. By the way, scary overblew that.
I sent him a text go hey, just a meeting,
and he goes, I'm going to investigate. And I read

(12:34):
the email and he said, and here's here's the text
and goes, no, just a meeting. And then twenty minutes later,
after he panicked, he goes, yeah, you're right. He put
thoughts in my head. Made me call date starting your
chain reactions occhio, No, no, no, hold on, you made
it sound like Garrett was proportion. It was you in

(12:54):
your head that you just admitted it. When I saw
the invite from Andrew come through, I took it at
phase Vale you until Garrett got me thinking. Then I'm
like my mind started running away with crazy thoughts. So
I have people never see because Okay, so let's go.

(13:14):
Let's schedule another one of these meetings. Let's say in
three months, we'll see you in three months, We'll do
the same dance in three months again, people not getting
Oh maybe people will be getting fired by then. I
don't know. I just want to say how excited it
wants to see your faces. Yeah, it's so great seeing
all of you. Well yeah, and and in all honesty,
I think one of the things that we just wanted
to say is we don't know when we're coming back. Um,

(13:36):
you know, I don't know if this is going to
make it onto the podcast. I think it actually is,
but we don't know when we're coming back. Um. We've
gotten some estimates that maybe after labor Day, but I
think it might get get pushed back even farther. And uh,
if there's anything you guys need to let us know
to make your jobs easier, although I think you probably
figured it out by now. You need to place to park.

(13:59):
That's what we need. Oh yeah, thank you. Yeah, we
actually got our first parking tickets yesterday. So welcome to
the club. And to reiterate what Scary just says, he
can't wait to kiss each and every one of you
on the lips and pelvic thrust you. He wants to

(14:24):
rub his dick on you when he hugs you. He
can't wait. Nice about it. We have ten seconds left, Elvis. Yeah, well,
it's good to see each and every one of you.
I cannot wait until we can get together at least
once a week, you know, in the studio and hang
out with each other. And uh, if we had to

(14:45):
vote where we wanted to be right now, I would
want to be with Josh on his coach island. I
vote Josh. Don't let visitors on Josh. Everyone everyone looks awesome.
It's great seeing you guys. See you guys later away
The fifteen minute Morning Show