The Holiday Lunch Recap

From magic , drinking, to foooooood!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Elvis Present show. The calculates you ows too many?
Can we just get on Jesus Christ? Okay, yes, okay,

(00:25):
all right, I hear it rumored that we're rolling Elvis.
Yes what uh? Nate told me that he calculated the
entire year fifty minute morning show podcasts and we're over
by sixteen minutes for the year, so we don't have
to do one today. We're done. Let's peace that everybody,
you know, we do roll over to the new year,
so we can use that credit into the next kid. Yeah,

(00:48):
places at once. What do you want me to go
out there? Stay here? I didn't shut off that other computer.
I mean it's it's my jacket's in Patagonia. An empty chair. Well, also,
Gandhi's chair is empty because she took today off. She'll
be back tomorrow on the show. But I guess this
is our last podcast of the year. Right, So Danielle
is here, the only woman in the podcast, And there's Garrett,

(01:10):
and there's Scotty b and there's Brody and the Dan,
and there's a straight Nate and the Ghost of Christmas
passed right, and Nate in the other chair over there. Yeah,
look at that, and Froggy is hopefully making it on
a flight as we speak. Yes, So a lot of
people were thinking, well gone, you didn't come in today
because she overdid it at your staff party yesterday. No, No,

(01:32):
she's fine, she has some stuff to get done today.
She'll be in tomorrow. I overdid it? Did you really loud?
Can you turn yourself down? Danielle is echoing? Why was
some one echoing passed the way? I think it's just
your stuff over there? You though, what is daniel echoing?
Anyone else? Am I echoing to anyone else? But Brodie?

(01:53):
I don't hear any echoing neither right anyway? So Garrett
you I didn't think you overdid it. I didn't see
you drinking. I had a few right before the state came.
But you know, I woke up this morning very early
and I said, you know what, never again? Can't I
do the I do the I'm never drinking ever again.

(02:13):
I'm that guy. I realized I'm that guy drinking. It
is fun while you're doing it, and then it's not
fun later. There's a price to pay. There is that.
We did have a few people that over did it.
And they're not here, but it wasn't on purpose. Like
poor Ali was sitting there and she's like, she looks
at me. I go, what's the matter. She goes, I've
been sitting there for two hours and I didn't realize

(02:34):
they've been refilling my glass. But I was wondering why
the wine wasn't going down. And then then producer Sam
was sitting next to me and she drank a martini
and you know, martini on your ass time. So I
don't know, but I did. I did look around while
everyone was eating, and I saw that everyone enjoyed the
food at il Molino Prime. The food was great. So
we go to our food expert and take home expert

(02:57):
Brody Brodie, your evaluation of your lunch yesterday, Well, let
me go in reverse order. I will say that the
veal palm chop that I had, uh fairs very well
cold in the morning, cause I had a little bit
about twenty minutes ago, and so the the re eatability
of it excellent. Live it was great. The only problem
was the advertisers were so good, uh scary and I

(03:19):
shared big clams. I had the fried callumari and then Elvis,
you out of nowhere, said to me, Brody, you gotta
try the the Regotta cheese meat balls. Fantastic And I said, well,
I have all this food or to want to take home, Brody,
it's so good. And then so Scary gave me one
of his meat balls, which was a shock. I gotta
tell you. It was fantastic though, and I hardly had

(03:40):
any room for the veal chops, so it was great.
But I've got a lot of it here because it's
it's about this big. I'm getting fool just hearing about it.
I'm like, oh, but those meat balls, and I'm pretty
sure Lisa, Froggie's wife, had said ordered the meat balls
and will share them. But they were so good I
forgot to share them, and I hate the entire thing myself.
It was awesome, and I was tasting those French fries

(04:01):
well into the night. I even texted Nate. I'm like, dude,
you still tasting those fries? Tuff? Oh yeah, you know.
Scotty and I did something very romantic. We got two
meals and shared them. Yeah, yes, I did that too
with Lisa. I love sharing meals because you get two meals.
That's my drag name Sharon meals. We got two meals

(04:22):
for the price of nuns, so that was even better. Yeah. Anyway,
so we had a great time and there were a
lot of surprises we had. John Cecil, our favorite magician,
showed up, the one that levitated us earlier that everyone
bitched about the way can we talking about that? So,
you know John Stecil follow him on Instagram. You see
a lot of a lot of his incredible illusions. He's
an illusionist, okay, And so he was levitating us here

(04:45):
in the living room here at the studio, and we
we posted and people were like, he's not levitating you, Like, really,
no ship, you asshole. We know we weren't levitating. It's
it's an illusion, right, And we're not going to tell
you how he did. I even have family members that
texted me how did he do it? I'm like, I'm
not going to tell you. People were getting nasty about it.

(05:05):
How dare you try to lie to us and tell
him tell us that he's levitating you? Really? But I
have a question. So all the card stuff that he
did at lunch, I mean, it's not an illusion if
it actually happens, and it actually happened, that was magic.
But no, there's got to be something. But by the way,

(05:27):
there's another type of person that we didn't talk about,
the conspiracy theorists. So Josh and Froggy are these conspiracy
theorists and a little bit of brody when he comes
to magic and illusion, they go, okay, So Andrew hired John,
So he was picked. Garrett knows John from apart, Scotty
hired Scotty knew John from four years ago. And but

(05:52):
but that's the thing. I I know. I didn't talk
to John at all. I didn't know anything about the trick.
But they were convinced also Garrett and of us. If
Danielle yells, oh my god, how did he do that?
If I tell you how he did it, don't get
mad at me for telling you. You just said, how
did he do it? I know, but I don't really
want to know. It's just you know, your reaction when
someone does something like that. Don't tell me how he

(06:15):
did it? No, not, no, no. I just think that
you should just leave it be. Yesterday on this back
yesterday on this podcast, he made me sign this dollar bill.
Y'all saw it if you watched yesterday's episode. Okay, and
somehow with me holding it like this, unfolded it, and

(06:36):
a piece of a card that he had Froggy rip
Off was inside the dollar bill inside. Yeah, that's crazy.
There you going, Elvis, Oh, you gotta looking for your phone. Okay.
So what I'm trying to say is you had people
like Froggy saying, well that that wasn't your dollar bill.
He switched it out. How did he get up? How

(06:59):
did he make a pocket inside of the dollar bill?
The dollar bill? How? But rather than try and solve
the problem right, try and figure it all out, I
just want to say he's a genius of an illusionist
and I'm going to keep it right there. And he
spends hours and hours working on his illusions. So, you know,
and Nate's face, Nate's face after the water trick, I

(07:22):
mean that was priceless alone, like he was shocked. Like
I'm trying to still, I'm not trying to think of
how it happened, because as soon as I got down
from the quote unquote stage, there was like so wait,
there was a hole in the cup. There was no
bottom in the cup. Hang on the cup? Uh, you know,
was waited like no, there was water in the cup,
and then there wasn't water in there. I thought, I'm

(07:43):
gonna post this. I videoed the whole thing, so I'm
going to post it on my Instagram today so people
can see the water track describing it doesn't do it justice. Yeah,
And then I always and I told all of you,
especially Gandhi, don't leave early, because you know, Gandhi does
the iris exit and walks out the door backwards while whistling,
So don't leave early. The lunch has a very big

(08:04):
surprise at the end, and so it was a big
ball of cash bonuses that was on fire. So the
trick was you had to grab as much of your
bonus as you could before it burst into flame. I
went straight to the e R right after it. But
it was worth it, exactly. I don't have any fingerprints left.
But I got at my favorite part because you threw

(08:25):
out the bonuses to everybody and they were in gift
wrap boxes like individual boxes, and they had they had
actual cash. It wasn't checks, and you know, scary and
I will look in discreetly and I'm like, yeah, we'll
look at it later. And Uncle Johnny Tesla's taking out
the money, going, oh my god, I got blah, blah
blah blah. Oh he counted it. Did you see him?
He counted out loud and then everybody and then put

(08:46):
it in his pocket. It was sorry, how much did
you get? I got blank? The whole rooms excited, the
whole room is joyous and scary Scary goes oh, this
is great. And then Johnny goes, oh, I got this,
scary goes oh. Well everyone got the same. Well not
act uncle Johnny or Johnny made up a number Johnny. Okay,

(09:13):
according it was a great party. It was a lot
of fun. You throw a great party. I really do.
I really give myself all the credit in the world
for those great party. All the girls. All the girls
exchanged presents yesterday because that's what you know normally. This

(09:35):
is what Deanna gave me a Mickey Mouse sweatshirt for Christmas.
How cute is it? It's one of my favorites. Okay,
So do the girls by each in, every single one
of the other girls a gift or is it a secret?
Now we all buy each other. Each girl gets a gift. Wow,
that's a lot of gifts. That a lot so cool.
I love that my girls all love each other and
they want to do we love each other. Those guys
are dicks. Hey, Elvis, you know what I want to do?

(10:00):
Tell you which a little subtle thing I noticed from you.
Where on the box that we got from you, where
it said you know too and from you crossed out
the word from and wrote the word love on there
to and from. I'm like to you and love Elvis. Yeah,
I usually do that on the families. And then I
got lazy. I left the front from a candy bar.

(10:26):
When I got sorry, it was in a candy bar.
Can How are we doing on time? Who's timing this thing?
How long is the frog's not here? We're not timing
It's ten minutes and twenty one seconds? How much we
have four minutes left? Jesus? Well, look, you know this
is our last podcast of the year. We are doing
our big show tomorrow Friday, and then we're gone. Yeah,

(10:49):
we're gone to Lagou for two weeks, you know, but
the show still must go on, so somebody has to
work here we go. Are you gonna pull your super
jew long long shift like they don't? You know what?
They used to give me sixteen hours ships on Christmas Day?
Now it's four hours. They cut it. You love coming
I would get to clean my desk in my studio,

(11:11):
but now four hours it's it. Man disappointed. Did you
ever diddle yourself while alone? Oh my gosh, don't say
that in this building? What nothing in the Sea Caucus
building or the Jersey City Building? Where did you? Never? Never?
Never did you put the cauk in Sea Caucus that
I did well? Anyway, with that said, it's been an

(11:35):
interesting year to put the least, to say the least,
we're like everyone else. We're hobbling up to the finish line.
I hope we make it, but we're gonna make it.
It's it's good. We all need a little rest and relaxation. Yes,
thank you all for everything. We love you guys so much.
We do. Let's come back refreshed. Well, let's start by

(11:57):
coming back. Okay, the steps babysit all right, let's get
out of here. Uh, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and
we'll see you in two by get out of here.
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