April 22, 2021 • 14 mins
From turning the thermostat up or down, or is it in or on? Nate tries to do a tarot card reading for some of the show members.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show,
whether you like it or not? Here we go. It
was a fifteen minute morning show podcast. There's Froggy and Danielle,
Scotty B and Master Control, and there's Beautiful of Gandhi
(00:24):
look at that hair looking so fabulous. And there's Scary Jones.
There's Straight and Nate, there's Garrett, and there's Brody in
the Dan. Hi, Brody in the Dan. Hello, how's the Dan?
Then's great, it's very brodieful. Thank you. I was wondering
what your name was, and I'm glad you wear that
shirt now I can remember it. Well, there's more to
the shirt. It has a saying on it, which is
why I got it. I can't read it. I just
see it says to save time. Let's just assume I'm
(00:46):
never wrong. Oh God, thank you. Did somebody make that
for you? Then? A custom shirt? No? Got it online?
Apparently Brody is a name that's always right. No, you
had got it off Amazon. Go search for Brody is
always right. Froggy, they hate it. But I wore today
for all of you. So any idea what we're doing today?
(01:08):
You know what the past a few days have been
very racy talking about self head and self head and
stuff like that. What let's change it up today. Uh,
there's a fight going on on my Facebook page that
I'm just got involved with. And so one person is
from Texas and they said when somebody says to them
(01:31):
turn up the air conditioning, that to them it means
make it hotter. And everyone from the East coast is
saying no, that means make it colder Texas, and I
don't recall that. So if someone says turn up the
air conditioning to me, that means make it colder it
if they say, if they say turn up the thermostat,
(01:52):
that means make it warmer. And that's that was my
addition to the conversation. But people are getting very upset
because people are like, no, if you turn it up,
then you're turning it up. Hire and just show them
your shirt, brody and it'll end everything. People to say
in line or online like no, you're in line. I
always thought it was in line, but I hear online
(02:12):
all the time. I think it's in line for skating.
There's a line you're in You're not it, you're not
sitting the line is straight, then you're in line. On
the line, right, But you've never told your kid, hey,
(02:34):
go get on that line and save time. I get
in the line. It's a line, and I'm getting in
the line. The first time I went to England. What
happened to me? So they called a line the queue, right?
So I don't didn't know that. Nobody told me. So
Everybody kept saying are you in the queue? And I
kept saying no, and people kept to sing people show.
(02:55):
My husband comes over and he goes, what's happened? What's
going on? I go? He goes, I thought you were
for the up in the in the line. I go, well,
they keep saying am I in the queue? And I
keep saying no. When he goes a queue is a line,
like oh oh, was there a lot longer than yes?
In the queue? And I got yelled at on Facebook
yesterday for calling it an undercover police car. That guys like,
(03:16):
it's not undercover. If it was undercover, you wouldn't see it.
It's unmarked. I'm like, just shut up practically right. I
didn't have the arguments on Facebook because I don't go
on Facebook. It's a good way to do it. It's
a good way to do it. I will be honest.
The other day, someone said, hey, I posted something on Facebook.
Did you see it? I said, well, no, I don't
really go on so I went on Facebook. I swear
to you you, I h has changed. It is nothing like
(03:39):
it was old school. You know that was I didn't know.
It's still a thing. People still go to Facebook. It's
a big major. I don't even know how to use it.
That's my excuse, can you and then I don't even
know how to use it? Thank you? I don't want
to learn of our listeners follow our Facebook page, you know,
so I don't want to discredit it and say it's
you know, it's I don't know. I'm just never there.
(04:00):
And there's half a million people. Yeah, we have a Facebook.
I don't have the bandwidth to have that many things
to check every day. Hey, do you follow anyone on
let's say Twitter? There you really want to just drop
them because they just all they do is belly ache
and bitch and moan. But but you keep them there
(04:22):
because you just you just want to always just keep
up with what they're bitching and moaning about. Does this
make sense to anyone? Yes, I have a couple like
hate follows, and I'm not proud of it, but it's
just so entertaining to see what goes on. I mean,
there's one girl I follow who has different drama every day,
and I'm just like, how how does this happen to
one person all the time. I know it's her, but
(04:43):
still I gotta follow get rid of it. This woman
I'm following, she has drama every ten minutes. I mean,
I wonder if she even has anyone in her life
because she communicates with Twitter literally ten minutes, Tim and Tim.
I mean it's all day long, every day. I want
to follow this account? What does it say about? So
what I do is I've got three or four people
(05:04):
who just I don't but I don't want them to
know why I followed them, so I mute them. I
have to have an app that lets me mute, and
then it makes a mute list. So when I want
to get angry about something or I just want to
see what these idiots are posting, I go over to
my mute list and it's all just those people. Wait wait, wait,
so when you want to get angry about it, I
feel like I really want to be like, you know,
like when I'm like what, you know, what like something
(05:26):
will happen that I know will trigger them. And I'm like,
all right, let's go see what the idiots are posted.
And then I go, look, wow, but I mute them,
so they don't know that I'm not following them. Yeah,
all right, I do. Now, No, you're not on my
mute list. Sorry, you're on my real list. Party. Thank you,
You're welcome. Well, I haven't been on this thing in
a few days, and it's weird being back, because you know,
(05:49):
I think you missed he missed quite a quite well, okay,
the day that you called my husband and asked him
if he's ever tried to blow himself, that was an
interesting day that. Yeah, I had a good time with that,
and I really thought we should investigate further, but everyone
said let's move on. So although although I will say
Alex was the only one who said he could do
it a certain way, which makes him very gifted. Yeah,
(06:10):
so he was the only one that did. He say,
I don't I don't know this. He said, he want
us to talk about this again. He said, mission accomplished.
He can go backwards. No, everybody else said, legs in
the air on your back, and he said no. I
just looked down. Yeah, he said he was very bendy
from being in jiu jitsu for years years ago. Alex
(06:33):
Alex used to have have like a like a body.
He was so kicking and he looked like a punk.
To me, I'm like, you look like a street punk.
But no, he heed have this built body. That was
just I guess he was limbered enough that he got
married put on the twenty pounds like they all dor.
(06:54):
He lost a lot of weight before the wedding. I remember, right,
wasn't he on the the both did? But you know,
what do you wanna do? Alright? Never blowing ourselves? Uh? Yeah, okay, yeah,
next one. I have tarot cards. Would like somebody like
me to do a reading. Do you want to tarot cards?
(07:15):
Let's let's see what he would Yeah, I would like
to hear what this would go like. You know, if
you if you play a certain card, you think it's
one thing, it's not that it's something else. But the
tarot card readers on like the boardwalk, they're fake. They're
not really real. Those people are real. How dare you
just which ones are the real ones? Have you ever
had anyone want to cross the street from our building?
(07:37):
I've had. I've had real tarot cards read for me,
and I thought they did a great job. Absolutely, says
the guy who hates sculps. Have you ever had your palm?
So the cards face? Okay, I hate horoscopes because I
know where you guys get them. They don't they're not real. Okay,
it's not connected area. Who's got their cards? And she's going,
all right, yeah, you don't know about that. Marie should
(08:00):
have her whole life and read all of this. Can
we get back to Nate was gonna give me read
my cards? Come on date? All right, here we go.
I think the cards, Brody's cards. I want to hear
these first. Okay, I lay three down, and then this
(08:22):
is your past card, which is the four of pipes.
Let me read with the four of pipes? Is isn't
that what we talked about yesterday, that your past is
the discipline discipline of expressing your true nature. I don't
know what that means. Okay, sucks, nailed it, Froggy. Your
(08:45):
present as you see it now, it's the rebirth card.
You're going to be okay or you're gonna die. And
it doesn't say my little thing here, this is not good.
This is uh, yeah, it doesn't say it should someone
be googling this as you're looking for it. A wondrous
(09:06):
event is about to occur. Oh that's good, your innocent
excitement to be expressed. Go ahead and feel your youthful exuberance.
Participate fully in this tender moment. Okay, hold on a second.
So I'm going to the doctor today to check on
my second aneurism, and in very rare, rare cases, a
second aneurism can go down in size once one aneurism
(09:30):
has been clipped and remedied. So I have been hoping
and praying that I will be one of the very
small cases where the aneurism does go down in size
and it will no longer be an issue. So that
makes me believe that today something good is going to happen.
And maybe what it is, I can't wait to go
to the doctor now. If it doesn't, your full ship,
(09:51):
nab you future? Okay, your future is the last card? Yeah,
two of arrow. It's great to get shot with an A.
The last card was stupid, aim high above the common thought.
That's your brain froggy. Hi Sometimes who wants to be next?
(10:16):
After that? Thanks? Cards definitely shuffle shuffle off the buffalo. Hey,
there's some weird man mowing outside my window. I hope
you're paying him to good looking. I think he's mowing
the wrong the wrong pasture, like a lot of porns
(10:37):
have started this way. Yeah here, Yeah, Brodie's past is
Oh the Trickster that was a good band back in
the in the nineties. Tricks, and y'all knows one of them? Yeah,
I do. That is words can fool you. Right now.
(11:00):
You are tripping over concepts that are hidden behind the surface.
Words you used to describe your present situation. Notice words
that cause you to have an emotional response than examine
your underlying beliefs. The cause of your apparent trouble is
a negative idea you hold to be true. That's life
in general. Well that's very very high concept. I don't
(11:21):
even know what that means. Okay, uh do we want
to keep going with this? You got three minutes to fill,
so I can't believe people believe this crap. It's all coincidences.
I was really feeling good about today. Present is the grandfathers,
(11:43):
and it's now more than ever a certain history is
becoming important to you. Contact sources of ancient wisdom for
fresh insight into your life situation. On are the ways
of your grandfather that help you something back? Would be great?
Brod even lack he was digging into his I thought
you moved on to somebody else, onto the ways of
(12:05):
like sure grandfather Frog. Today, can you before the doctor
starts talking, can you say what your tarot cards were
to your doctor and then see if it really matches up? Doctor?
Who's going to think of something wrong with me? If
I walk in there, He's gonna Aready had an ann
Taro reading said I'd be fine straight Nate said, I'm
(12:26):
going to be good. Yeah, I wouldn't trust this ship.
I'm sorry, I don't even know what Hey, how have
we been doing this show right here for twelve twelve
in twelve hours twelve minutes? And second, we're never gonna
get this time back ever, never, never, neither of the
people that are listening to this. I hear he's not
(12:46):
putting his head under the More because this show is
so boring. Okay, more fun watching the More guy and
sitting in the room when you tell us not to
talk about poop and not to talk about s on
our own das, this is what you get I left.
We have had very entertaining fifteen minute morning show podcast
where we didn't talk about blowing ourselves and pooping on
some elvious You really shouldn't crap on the content. I'll
(13:08):
tell you why. On a previous show that I worked
on a long time ago, the guy was talking about
something really boring and he looked over at me and goes,
what are you doing? And I'm like, do you hear
that sound? Because it was on the air, and he's like, no,
I don't. He got really quiet, like listen really close.
He's like, what I don't hear it? I go it's
people turning off their radios all over town because this
is boring. And he sent me home that day. That's
(13:29):
the sound are we doing? Um? You got? You have
one minute left? Nate? One minute? Who Moments like this
where I believe Nate was hired by the competition to
just bring the show all the way down today. I
think I'll do the old tarot card trick that will
(13:52):
run all the listeners off. I didn't. I didn't hear
anybody else come up with any ideas. You just put
your eat us up at us, listen your penis. You've
got wood. I'll have a bright idea tomorrow. Tomorrow. We
don't we don't do it. We're almost there, only twenty
(14:20):
seconds left. We could just jump off early. What do
you say that we should do? Would in my cats asleep?
You should see did a card say we should leave?
It's not our cody the way now I woke up,
but here on this sinking ship. Could you give this
this podcast the title the most boring podcast? We've ever
done it? Right now, morning, we're there minutes for the competition.
(14:46):
Sorry about that fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show,
whether you like it or not? Here we go. It
was a fifteen minute morning show podcast. There's Froggy and Danielle,
Scotty B and Master Control, and there's Beautiful of Gandhi
(00:24):
look at that hair looking so fabulous. And there's Scary Jones.
There's Straight and Nate, there's Garrett, and there's Brody in
the Dan. Hi, Brody in the Dan. Hello, how's the Dan?
Then's great, it's very brodieful. Thank you. I was wondering
what your name was, and I'm glad you wear that
shirt now I can remember it. Well, there's more to
the shirt. It has a saying on it, which is
why I got it. I can't read it. I just
see it says to save time. Let's just assume I'm
(00:46):
never wrong. Oh God, thank you. Did somebody make that
for you? Then? A custom shirt? No? Got it online?
Apparently Brody is a name that's always right. No, you
had got it off Amazon. Go search for Brody is
always right. Froggy, they hate it. But I wore today
for all of you. So any idea what we're doing today?
(01:08):
You know what the past a few days have been
very racy talking about self head and self head and
stuff like that. What let's change it up today. Uh,
there's a fight going on on my Facebook page that
I'm just got involved with. And so one person is
from Texas and they said when somebody says to them
(01:31):
turn up the air conditioning, that to them it means
make it hotter. And everyone from the East coast is
saying no, that means make it colder Texas, and I
don't recall that. So if someone says turn up the
air conditioning to me, that means make it colder it
if they say, if they say turn up the thermostat,
(01:52):
that means make it warmer. And that's that was my
addition to the conversation. But people are getting very upset
because people are like, no, if you turn it up,
then you're turning it up. Hire and just show them
your shirt, brody and it'll end everything. People to say
in line or online like no, you're in line. I
always thought it was in line, but I hear online
(02:12):
all the time. I think it's in line for skating.
There's a line you're in You're not it, you're not
sitting the line is straight, then you're in line. On
the line, right, But you've never told your kid, hey,
(02:34):
go get on that line and save time. I get
in the line. It's a line, and I'm getting in
the line. The first time I went to England. What
happened to me? So they called a line the queue, right?
So I don't didn't know that. Nobody told me. So
Everybody kept saying are you in the queue? And I
kept saying no, and people kept to sing people show.
(02:55):
My husband comes over and he goes, what's happened? What's
going on? I go? He goes, I thought you were
for the up in the in the line. I go, well,
they keep saying am I in the queue? And I
keep saying no. When he goes a queue is a line,
like oh oh, was there a lot longer than yes?
In the queue? And I got yelled at on Facebook
yesterday for calling it an undercover police car. That guys like,
(03:16):
it's not undercover. If it was undercover, you wouldn't see it.
It's unmarked. I'm like, just shut up practically right. I
didn't have the arguments on Facebook because I don't go
on Facebook. It's a good way to do it. It's
a good way to do it. I will be honest.
The other day, someone said, hey, I posted something on Facebook.
Did you see it? I said, well, no, I don't
really go on so I went on Facebook. I swear
to you you, I h has changed. It is nothing like
(03:39):
it was old school. You know that was I didn't know.
It's still a thing. People still go to Facebook. It's
a big major. I don't even know how to use it.
That's my excuse, can you and then I don't even
know how to use it? Thank you? I don't want
to learn of our listeners follow our Facebook page, you know,
so I don't want to discredit it and say it's
you know, it's I don't know. I'm just never there.
(04:00):
And there's half a million people. Yeah, we have a Facebook.
I don't have the bandwidth to have that many things
to check every day. Hey, do you follow anyone on
let's say Twitter? There you really want to just drop
them because they just all they do is belly ache
and bitch and moan. But but you keep them there
(04:22):
because you just you just want to always just keep
up with what they're bitching and moaning about. Does this
make sense to anyone? Yes, I have a couple like
hate follows, and I'm not proud of it, but it's
just so entertaining to see what goes on. I mean,
there's one girl I follow who has different drama every day,
and I'm just like, how how does this happen to
one person all the time. I know it's her, but
(04:43):
still I gotta follow get rid of it. This woman
I'm following, she has drama every ten minutes. I mean,
I wonder if she even has anyone in her life
because she communicates with Twitter literally ten minutes, Tim and Tim.
I mean it's all day long, every day. I want
to follow this account? What does it say about? So
what I do is I've got three or four people
(05:04):
who just I don't but I don't want them to
know why I followed them, so I mute them. I
have to have an app that lets me mute, and
then it makes a mute list. So when I want
to get angry about something or I just want to
see what these idiots are posting, I go over to
my mute list and it's all just those people. Wait wait, wait,
so when you want to get angry about it, I
feel like I really want to be like, you know,
like when I'm like what, you know, what like something
(05:26):
will happen that I know will trigger them. And I'm like,
all right, let's go see what the idiots are posted.
And then I go, look, wow, but I mute them,
so they don't know that I'm not following them. Yeah,
all right, I do. Now, No, you're not on my
mute list. Sorry, you're on my real list. Party. Thank you,
You're welcome. Well, I haven't been on this thing in
a few days, and it's weird being back, because you know,
(05:49):
I think you missed he missed quite a quite well, okay,
the day that you called my husband and asked him
if he's ever tried to blow himself, that was an
interesting day that. Yeah, I had a good time with that,
and I really thought we should investigate further, but everyone
said let's move on. So although although I will say
Alex was the only one who said he could do
it a certain way, which makes him very gifted. Yeah,
(06:10):
so he was the only one that did. He say,
I don't I don't know this. He said, he want
us to talk about this again. He said, mission accomplished.
He can go backwards. No, everybody else said, legs in
the air on your back, and he said no. I
just looked down. Yeah, he said he was very bendy
from being in jiu jitsu for years years ago. Alex
(06:33):
Alex used to have have like a like a body.
He was so kicking and he looked like a punk.
To me, I'm like, you look like a street punk.
But no, he heed have this built body. That was
just I guess he was limbered enough that he got
married put on the twenty pounds like they all dor.
(06:54):
He lost a lot of weight before the wedding. I remember, right,
wasn't he on the the both did? But you know,
what do you wanna do? Alright? Never blowing ourselves? Uh? Yeah, okay, yeah,
next one. I have tarot cards. Would like somebody like
me to do a reading. Do you want to tarot cards?
(07:15):
Let's let's see what he would Yeah, I would like
to hear what this would go like. You know, if
you if you play a certain card, you think it's
one thing, it's not that it's something else. But the
tarot card readers on like the boardwalk, they're fake. They're
not really real. Those people are real. How dare you
just which ones are the real ones? Have you ever
had anyone want to cross the street from our building?
(07:37):
I've had. I've had real tarot cards read for me,
and I thought they did a great job. Absolutely, says
the guy who hates sculps. Have you ever had your palm?
So the cards face? Okay, I hate horoscopes because I
know where you guys get them. They don't they're not real. Okay,
it's not connected area. Who's got their cards? And she's going,
all right, yeah, you don't know about that. Marie should
(08:00):
have her whole life and read all of this. Can
we get back to Nate was gonna give me read
my cards? Come on date? All right, here we go.
I think the cards, Brody's cards. I want to hear
these first. Okay, I lay three down, and then this
(08:22):
is your past card, which is the four of pipes.
Let me read with the four of pipes? Is isn't
that what we talked about yesterday, that your past is
the discipline discipline of expressing your true nature. I don't
know what that means. Okay, sucks, nailed it, Froggy. Your
(08:45):
present as you see it now, it's the rebirth card.
You're going to be okay or you're gonna die. And
it doesn't say my little thing here, this is not good.
This is uh, yeah, it doesn't say it should someone
be googling this as you're looking for it. A wondrous
(09:06):
event is about to occur. Oh that's good, your innocent
excitement to be expressed. Go ahead and feel your youthful exuberance.
Participate fully in this tender moment. Okay, hold on a second.
So I'm going to the doctor today to check on
my second aneurism, and in very rare, rare cases, a
second aneurism can go down in size once one aneurism
(09:30):
has been clipped and remedied. So I have been hoping
and praying that I will be one of the very
small cases where the aneurism does go down in size
and it will no longer be an issue. So that
makes me believe that today something good is going to happen.
And maybe what it is, I can't wait to go
to the doctor now. If it doesn't, your full ship,
(09:51):
nab you future? Okay, your future is the last card? Yeah,
two of arrow. It's great to get shot with an A.
The last card was stupid, aim high above the common thought.
That's your brain froggy. Hi Sometimes who wants to be next?
(10:16):
After that? Thanks? Cards definitely shuffle shuffle off the buffalo. Hey,
there's some weird man mowing outside my window. I hope
you're paying him to good looking. I think he's mowing
the wrong the wrong pasture, like a lot of porns
(10:37):
have started this way. Yeah here, Yeah, Brodie's past is
Oh the Trickster that was a good band back in
the in the nineties. Tricks, and y'all knows one of them? Yeah,
I do. That is words can fool you. Right now.
(11:00):
You are tripping over concepts that are hidden behind the surface.
Words you used to describe your present situation. Notice words
that cause you to have an emotional response than examine
your underlying beliefs. The cause of your apparent trouble is
a negative idea you hold to be true. That's life
in general. Well that's very very high concept. I don't
(11:21):
even know what that means. Okay, uh do we want
to keep going with this? You got three minutes to fill,
so I can't believe people believe this crap. It's all coincidences.
I was really feeling good about today. Present is the grandfathers,
(11:43):
and it's now more than ever a certain history is
becoming important to you. Contact sources of ancient wisdom for
fresh insight into your life situation. On are the ways
of your grandfather that help you something back? Would be great?
Brod even lack he was digging into his I thought
you moved on to somebody else, onto the ways of
(12:05):
like sure grandfather Frog. Today, can you before the doctor
starts talking, can you say what your tarot cards were
to your doctor and then see if it really matches up? Doctor?
Who's going to think of something wrong with me? If
I walk in there, He's gonna Aready had an ann
Taro reading said I'd be fine straight Nate said, I'm
(12:26):
going to be good. Yeah, I wouldn't trust this ship.
I'm sorry, I don't even know what Hey, how have
we been doing this show right here for twelve twelve
in twelve hours twelve minutes? And second, we're never gonna
get this time back ever, never, never, neither of the
people that are listening to this. I hear he's not
(12:46):
putting his head under the More because this show is
so boring. Okay, more fun watching the More guy and
sitting in the room when you tell us not to
talk about poop and not to talk about s on
our own das, this is what you get I left.
We have had very entertaining fifteen minute morning show podcast
where we didn't talk about blowing ourselves and pooping on
some elvious You really shouldn't crap on the content. I'll
(13:08):
tell you why. On a previous show that I worked
on a long time ago, the guy was talking about
something really boring and he looked over at me and goes,
what are you doing? And I'm like, do you hear
that sound? Because it was on the air, and he's like, no,
I don't. He got really quiet, like listen really close.
He's like, what I don't hear it? I go it's
people turning off their radios all over town because this
is boring. And he sent me home that day. That's
(13:29):
the sound are we doing? Um? You got? You have
one minute left? Nate? One minute? Who Moments like this
where I believe Nate was hired by the competition to
just bring the show all the way down today. I
think I'll do the old tarot card trick that will
(13:52):
run all the listeners off. I didn't. I didn't hear
anybody else come up with any ideas. You just put
your eat us up at us, listen your penis. You've
got wood. I'll have a bright idea tomorrow. Tomorrow. We
don't we don't do it. We're almost there, only twenty
(14:20):
seconds left. We could just jump off early. What do
you say that we should do? Would in my cats asleep?
You should see did a card say we should leave?
It's not our cody the way now I woke up,
but here on this sinking ship. Could you give this
this podcast the title the most boring podcast? We've ever
done it? Right now, morning, we're there minutes for the competition.
(14:46):
Sorry about that fifteen minute morning show
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