The Neighbor Spray Painted Our Lawn

Ron has a crappy neighbor, so Skeery calls as that neighbor fed up after a party his daughter threw!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's scary. Yes, what does your phone tap all about? Today?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
So Jessica wants a phone tap her dad Ron because
Ron's been having run ins with the guy across the street. Now,
Jessica's family has a loud, barking dog, and she's been
known to throw parties, especially while her dad Ron is away,
and that's where this phone tap begins. So you're enjoying
the music while your party is reached.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Whoa, Dad, You don't even know what just happened. The
guy over the fence. Last night, Me and Ronnie had
some people over and we've made everyone leave at like
two o'clock because he came outside and was like screaming.
So he knocks on our door. He goes, you tell
your father the next time I hear any noise come
out of your house, I'm gonna kick your father's ass.
I'm like, what do ye? No? Wait, Dad, it gets

(00:50):
worse on the front one. This friggin maniac spray painted
shut up.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
All the cops wait listen.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
But I gave him your cell phone number because he said,
I want to talk to your father.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Cool now all right.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Okay, you're there. Yeah, good, I'm gonna call him. Now,
all right, what's my name, Mike? Mike here, bro Ron,
this is your neighbor, Mike.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Let me tell you something, Mike, you ever get my
daughter's face, you're gonna be in big trouble. And you
spray painted on my front lawn. Now I'm gonna press
charges against you. Do you hear me? Don't you say
to press charges against you?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Let me tell you a thing or two, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
When the cops get here, I'm gonna tell them my
side of the story about how you tell.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Him your son, buddy, you stay away from my house
my children. You hear me, I hear that. They away.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I got you get.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Locked up, and I have every right to spray paint
my feelings across town.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I think you owe me an explanation as ill you.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
You owe me an explanation for what you just did
for my front lawn and getting in my daughter's feet.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I was gonna write shut up please on your lawn,
but you your daughter didn't let me finish.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Listen, you tell my daughter you're gonna kick my ass.
I never said that laws on the book.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I never said that worse.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
You never said it, buddy. I don't want to waste
my time with you. Okay, who told you that phone again?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah? Here he talked to your daughter then, jess.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
But what's my daughter doing by him?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I just walked over to your house.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I told you to stay away from my house, did
I not?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Dad?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Jessica, shut the door and lock it. Okot, we're gonna
get a lawyer. I'm not gonna you know. I go
here and I'll go to jail for the rest of
my life. Jessica, I answered the door, Pull the cops back.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
And let me talk to your dad again. Hey, what's up, Ron?
It's lawn doctor. I got a green thumb and it's
going right up your.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
You're out of your mind, buddy, your nuts, your nuts.
Stay away from my house.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hey, Ron, Yeah, you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Phone tap.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm Scary Jones from.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Elvis Johan in the Morning Show, and your daughter is
playing a joke on.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
You along with your wife.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You're not freaking serious, know what? That's not even you
know what shall be radio shop?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
You the Elvis Durant phone tap