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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phonepresent morning show. Here we go the fifteen minute morning
show podcast. We've got Froggy Scotty B. There's Scary and
he's a loud microphone. There's Danielle and Fred fo Hi
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Fred and there's a Gandhi off the grid and beautiful
Sikoian National Park. And there's Brody and he's getting back
to nature two in his den. And there's Garrett and uh,
where is the straight nate straight way two? Two? Oh,
he's taking a poose? What did he eat this morning
that he had to do that? We have to ask?
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Do we need to know? Nothing? That's the same breakfast
around here, get candy. It's the beauty of human beings.
Whatever you eat, you have to go to the bathroom. Yeah,
that's the beauty of human being. But sometimes, you know, U,
I don't think can produces it much. But anyway, moving
on to another topic. Yes, Scotty, you had someplace you
wanted to go? Where do you want to go? I
just wanted to mention how my wife and I stumbled
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upon a nude beach this weekend and uh, you know,
so we were walking down because we kind of wanted
to get away from people because the concentration of people,
like right by where you walk in was just too
much for us. So we started walking down, and the
further we walked, the less clothing there was. So we
we walked a little bit further and we set up
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camp and we looked at each other and said, all right,
so we joined in and it was so my asses
read this morning, and uh it was. It was interesting,
you know. So we both both you and Amy, we're
totally nude on not totally nude. I just I pulled
my uh we'll see, I were underwear under my bathing suit,
which you guys can make fun of me for, but
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so I pulled I took my bathing suit off and
I pulled the underwear, the boxer briefs I was wearing
all the way up my ass crack. So that's not nude,
that's not my My attire ass was out and you
could see like the left and right side of my balls.
If you're gonna show that, why don't you show it all?
What's the point. I didn't want to burn it. What
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about Amy? What about her? Yeah? She did tell the story. Yeah,
that's it, that's it. She took her top off. It's okay,
she whatever, which which which is kind of unlike her.
So I thought that was very uh. I thought it
was like cool and freeing of her, you know. So
there was We had a We had a nice time,
except until the guy next to us with the big
giant beard came up and his balls were completely out
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and I was like, yeah, and he's having a conversation
with us, So you know, where do you guys go for?
You know, and I'm like, it's it's very awkward talking
to somebody when they're completely naked and they picked nothing
of it. That is that's very awkward to me. Were
they checking out your wife topless, Scotty? They're checking out Scottie. Yeah,
I would think that in a nude beach, they don't
really get into checking people. They're just there to be
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that's the thing they were. You know, there were people
with is walking up and having conversations with other people
because they're regulars. But then you could see like the
pack of like twelve thirteen year old boys walked by
and like look at that, you know, so there was
a little you were with them? What's that with them?
Were you walking with them or no, no, I was
trying to be mature. You never been to a nude beach.
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That's the nude beach you want to see. Every time
you go to a nude beach, you're like, oh god, well,
I no, but it's like old old harry men like
me out there without their short So I we went
to a clothing optional beach once and we were having
lunch at a picnic table and a naked, old, old
naked guy sat next to me. He started eating ribs
and talking to me, and it was a balls were
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like massive, They're like dripping down over the side of
the seat. I'm like, oh, well, yeah, that's what it was.
It was a clothing optional party. Yeah. I don't know,
if you know Robert Moses. When you walk between Robert
Moses to Fire Island, the kids met over there, like
that whole middle stretch is all like, you know, kind
of an optional. So that's what it was. Like. Shaking
hands has kind of gone out with the pandemic and everything,
But on a nude beach, do you really want to
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shake anybody's hand because you know they've recently touched their
their you know, their business, and you also know that
when people go in the water. They're peeing because there's
no bathrooms anywhere around there, so when people like meander
into the ocean, they're peeing or doing whatever when they
make that face like I did. Let's go from the
beaches of Long Island, New York to beautiful Sekoyan National
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Park where Gandhi is sitting in the r V right now.
And uh, have you guys started a penciling and papering
what you're gonna do with the rest of the day
or do you have a plan? We do have a plan.
So the first plan, and this has been I think
for Diamond and Andrew, the hardest part of this trip
because we wake up at one broadcast. There's nowhere to
get coffee, so everyone's just struggling. As soon as this
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coffee spot opens in about a half hour, we're going
to get breakfast and then we're hitting the road. We're
going to Yosemite. And once we get to Yosemite, we
have all kinds of things playing and we're going to
do some hikes, we're gonna see some animals, We're going
to go whitewater rafting, squeezing as much as we possibly can.
When you get a break, no brakes when you talking
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about breaks, No, she's gotta do It's exciting. She's gotta
take advantage of all exactly she's there. She needs to
participate them. But it's one thing, back to back to back.
When do you rest? You really haven't been resting. Right now,
I will turn turn the camera and you'll get to see.
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This is pretty much when they catch their rest. There
they are, and then I don't get any which is
exciting because I'm having a really good time, and I
just keep thinking I'm going to do the thing because
if I don't do it now, when will I get
the chance to do it again? Pack it all in whatever,
I'll sleep paying at home. Have people been d M
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d m N. You're saying, God, I'm loving watching through
your eyes what you're going through. You have really really
sparked interest in us to do the same, saying so
many of those messages. And it means a lot to
me because I didn't even realize how many people we
were actually touching with all of this and inspiring to
go see the country. And there are so many people
who say I have always been afraid to travel because
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I don't want to fly, but this just gave me
all of the options in the world to go and
check out all these different terrains, see all kinds of
different stuff, and I can do it in a car.
Thank you for sharing. And at first I thought maybe
I shouldn't post so many pictures because I feel like
I'm spamming everybody when your Instagram story is just the
little dots at the top, because there are so many.
But the feedback that we're getting is incredible, and they
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keep saying, post more, post more, we want to see it.
So yeah, I agree with to get spammed. I'm gonna
see more. So you said white white, white water rafting,
and a couple of other things. Do you have any
big like hair raising and terrifying acts coming up, like
jumping out of a plane. No, so we did the
plane thing. I actually am a little bit nervous about
the white water rafting because these are supposedly some of
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the biggest rapids in the entire country. And I know
a few of you have been whitewater rafting before, but
those can get intense and most of the time you
do fall out of the raft. You will most likely
fall out of a raft. You will fall out of
the raft, so you have to wear a life jack
in a helmet. But you also they won't let you
do it if you can't swim, and Diamonds Diamond cannot swim.
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We're going to try to teach her. I don't know
that she'll obviously be able to swim well enough to
do this with us, but it's something that we really
really want to try, and she's down to do it.
I went right water rafting on the Rio Grand in
low season and it was one of the most frightening
things I've ever done. And we were up in we
were up in uh Taos and that's where we did it,
and it was right. I don't know, man, if there
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was actually a chance, and I know we kind of
talked about it of maybe Scary joining us for a weekend,
and every single thing we've done, we're like, thank the
sweet freaking Lord, Scary is not here. Have died immediately.
I don't do well not go to this. But with
that said, you know, if you're listening or watching this,
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keep in mind there are national parks within probably within
a drive from your house where you're sitting right now,
and you know, just go for the weekend, take a ride.
I know that you know New York State. We've got
tons of New York of national parks here. They're worthy
of our visiting. There's Nate and Nate. How was your pooh?
It was pretty good? Actually, uh, what do you rate
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it postgame poo? Well, I would say a solid eight,
but it wasn't. So that's our fault, we asked us.
I've been having issues lately, so okay, some avocado get in,
chad get your issues have to go. Hey Brodie, what
have you been up to? What how was your three
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day weekend? Oh? It was very nice, very relaxing. I
got a lot of stuff done around the house. I
spent time in the pool, which you know, and I
made sure to tell Scary because you know he wants
to be in it. Um oh and my oh, and
my youngest daughter drove a car for the first time yesterday.
Well it was good. She said, no pictures, and so
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I had a high behind a tree and I filmed
her pulling away. I have that. And then when I
when she came home from her driving U instruction, I
went to give her a high five or a fist bump.
I was like so proud of her, and she went
You took a picture of me, no high five Oka,
but it was. It was a big moment. And then
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I said to my wife, isn't that great our daughter
is she drove today? And then she said, yeah, I already.
I called the insurance company and she wrote a number
down on the paper of what it's going to cost.
And that was all of a sudden, not so excited
that she drove correct. Here's what makes no sense. Like
Lisa and I had, our insurance was very, very affordable.
And then all he did was get his driver's license,
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and our insurance crippled even yes, and then he went
out and had a wreck and it was all right.
I was scary going and that's why I don't have kids. Yeah, yeah,
so you know what. We actually hung out on Long Island,
Fire Island actually for the big tribute party for Uncle
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Johnny on Saturday, Scary Scotty. Scotty was there with Amy,
his wife and some other friends. They were not naked,
but we we just saw two hours of NonStop drag
performances from the old drag queens, uh, some of them
older than others. And it was a lot of fun, right, Scotty.
We loved it. We loved it. I mean obviously that's
usually not my scene, but um, we really really enjoyed it.
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Those splits were out of control. Yeah, that was logan hardcore?
Did those watching them? It did? Every time that she bounced,
I was like, and then I gave her a two
dollar bill and two dollar bills. But it was very
It was very touching from Uncle Johnny because you know,
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he hasn't bartended there in several years, and so who knows,
you know, he doesn't have He probably not going to
visit there a lot more after this, but he has
been going out to that that what Cherry Grove far
outand for sixty two years, fifty two years, whatever years.
It was, so it was a very touching. We all
cried kind of afternoon, we were all bawling. It was.
It was really really touching. But what about your weekend, Garrett?
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Anything good? Uh? Well, my sister turned thirty and she
couldn't have a party last year, so she what we
thought were walking into like a five person family dinner
turned out to be like almost like a super sweet
sixteen d J full on sixty people on Staten Island
where my family's from, and we're like, we're like the
ten people I didn't know my sister knew these many
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people like how it was like, how do you know
I was? I was introducing to myself and they're like, oh,
we actually, uh we we worked together at two jobs ago.
My sister stays friends with everybody, like I drop you,
Like if I don't talk to you for five years,
I say, see you later, blah bla, Like my sister
stays with him. I love that. We'll tell your sister,
we said the heavy belated Yeah, a lot of my
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friends are just not catching up with her birthdays from
last year because no one had one. You know, what
are you guys like me? You really don't include So
if you did something three years ago for some reason,
it seems like two years ago right over the year
last year does not count. Nobody should aide another year
because we didn't do anything. It's fine. What does this
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text mean? Dave Brody is so bad and yet so good?
It must be my phone tap or sex? Okay both both? Yeah,
we'll both Elvis. I met somebody this weekend who is
a friend of Danielle's husband, Sheldon, and so she doesn't
know who I am, but she knew I knew Sheldon,
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and so she says, you know, I know Sheldon's wife
and so oh yeah, and I know some of her
co workers. Have you ever heard of Scary Jones? Seriously conversation,
I said, um, yeah I have. And I know an
engineer named Jeff Smith. But he says, you know his
wife Danielle and Scary Jones. I said, I said, yeah,
I've I've met Scary. So apparently she's friends with with
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scaries parents and she's like, oh, friends with Tony and Rosalie.
I know everybody, so she's in. But it's it's it's
weird when you meet somebody doesn't know, like where you
work whatever. It's like, I know his wife, Like, no,
she's a bit you know. You know, I gotta say something.
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I I was out because we had three days this weekend.
I was out in Miami on a Sunday night, this
place Kiki on the River, and I will tell you this,
it's almost like nobody has to work on Mondays. There's
a whole world of people out there that don't have
to work. And I'm like, oh my god, this like
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hundreds of thousands of people that was you, but like
you didn't work. I'm living in a bubble for twenty
six years, because to me, it's Monday to Friday and six.
You know, I'm saying that it's just bizarre to be
out late on a Sunday night and just see like
count all these people that are just out and just
have no like, oh god they can do. People are
gonna sleep until three o'clock tomorrow afternoon with and with
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no regard. He was great having It was great having
yesterday off. Monday's off. Are those are the new the
new thing to celebrate. I think it's pretty glorious. We
love We had such a great day yesterday, the day off.
It was awesome. The way Nate is typing on the keyboard,
he looks like he's a programmer right now. He has
a sweatshirt on and he's just typing code into a computer.
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Or he's helping someone like Hello, can I help you?
What happened that mark company that messed you up? Oh?
Do you want to? He's got the headset for that
over there. Alright, Well we've kind of caught up here.
Not the most exciting of minute morning. Somebody will say
it's the best one ever. They always do. It was
good hearing about you know, Gandhi on the road. That
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was interesting. Good points. If you say funk a few times,
they like that. There is that I haven't in no time. There. Oh,
we're done, We're down anytime you want. Well, tomorrow, who's
in charge? Tomorrow? I'm gonna make someone in charge so
we don't have to like and you have to do
all the work. Who is it. I'm going to finally
eat the bubble gum from nine that's been sitting in
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my backpack. From from the Top Spaceball Cards,