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May 20, 2019 15 mins

We recap EVERYTHING that happened over the weekend in Puerto Rico! The good, bad, and scandals!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone show? You know, I get off why because you
guys know about all this stuff that's going on, like
all the inner workings, like the people are hooking up

(00:26):
with each other here on the show, and I don't
know any of this. You guys keep it all from me.
Why is there in an enviable position because it gets
dirty down here? Well? No, I mean why, why? What's
from the microphone squeaky? Why is it that there's all
this gossip going on but no one never tells me.

(00:46):
I don't know. Are you guys afraid it's going to
get out on the air? Is that why you don't
tell them? I think that's the fear. Okay, yeah, I
think we also want to respect the people. Yeah, because
don't well certain people people have other issues going on
their private lives, so you don't want to, you know,
spill it, spill the t right on the air. You know,

(01:08):
we don't want this stuff going on. That's all we
do before the significant other. I don't look, I'm just
skirting something. Hold on saying I know that something is
going on with someone who works on our show, and
we all went on you know, the trip together it's
a working trip and everyone's talking about it, but no
one's telling me, well, truthfully, we thought you a little
too tipsy to remember. Elvis enjoyed the trip more than

(01:30):
anyone important to tell you. That's what I was leaving
to ticket on my flight. They were face time me
and he's like it was so cute. So again, so
there's there's like there's like people are doing each other
on the show and stuff, but I'll never know you.

(01:52):
No one ever tells me. So nobody nobody tells the
teacher or anything. The teacher always last to find. Well,
I can't confirm that Gandhi did not hook up with
her friend Spencer. Alright, everybody was, yeah, everybody was like, oh,
they're doing it, they're doing it. No, Spencer was was
doing his himself. Anybody could somebody else? There was no
doing of the Spencer. Okay, So okay, who in this room? Okay,

(02:14):
there's uh, who's who was here? There's around the circle.
It's Gondhi day Brody. Our friend Stephen Levin is joining
us today, also Greg t and Garrett and Scary and
Danielle and Straighten Nate. All right, who in this room
had sex this past weekend. I did spends so Greg
t did on the on the trip in Puerto Rico.

(02:38):
You did, Garrett, Yes, with your wife? Yes, scary my
classics Saturday morning, Sunday morning, moved to Saturday and Straighten Nate. Yes,
all right, Gandhi. Did you have any sex? No sex, none?
Did you have to make out with anyone? Nothing? Wow?
Brody Elvis, Yeah, there's something okay, But but I'm assuming

(03:04):
that we you know, the people who did have sex
had sex with the people that we know you had
sex with. Right, we brought to the beach, and you
know you brought your own sand of the beach. But
did anyone on our show hook up with like a
listener or a stranger this weekend that we know of.
I believe it happened. We just can't. We can't confirm
nor deny. Why not, Oh, I don't. You don't have

(03:26):
to give names or just but it did happen. I
don't know. I don't think it did. Play the groundwork
for hooking up that's going to happen in the future. Yeah,
I agree with I think that's what happened. I played
wingman for four days because I played wingman. Elvis accused
me of being part of why he said I was
floating in it. Yeah. I was surrounded by very very

(03:46):
attractive female ladies. Lady females my favorite type of Okay,
okay with the guy. Okay. Back to the story. And
so in order for the person on our show to
be a chance to interact with the person they want
to interact with, I had to keep that person's friends
busy and occupied. I had three young ladies uh around

(04:12):
me the whole weekend. I noticed that. And because I
don't drink, I had I had drink credits. I was
buying them drinks. So from the outside it looked like
a body big Daddy's containing three beautiful women. I was not.
I was just someone on our show said hey, I
need for you to help. Nope, I just knew they
needed to help, which is why they came to the
greatest one ever. Because I didn't have to tell you, okay,

(04:32):
I just saw it was going down, and I said,
you know what, I'm gonna run interference. And I did. Look,
you know, here we are on the beach. A lot
of people have naked because you know it's it's it's
beautiful weather, and you know, everyone is so sexy in
Puerto Rico. Everyone's all laddered up and ready for loving.
So you know that someone, you know, someone's gonna be
like be getting it. I expected everyone to get it

(04:54):
in some capacity, minus the people who are like with
someone who wasn't there, wasn't there, I bet not be
getting Why dos a weird look on your face? What
do you do? You what? I don't know. I don't know.
Do you think people are lying? Don't you? I think so? Yeah? No,
I do. What What do you think Gandhi did? I think? Uh?

(05:17):
I think it's Gandhi's very good at staying private when
she wants things to be secret, and I feel like
something happened that I'm not privy too, Like, okay, did
use your let your mind wander or tell us? What
do you happen? I think, yeah, I don't know. I
feel like Gandhi is I do I really have to
say what I'm thinking. I feel like Gandhi's like some

(05:38):
sexual deviant that had several men in her room at
one time. I don't know. That's just what I was thinking.
I love that. That's a vibe I put off, But sadly,
I was like when everyone go back to their room.
I went back to my room and FaceTime to boy
that I like that was my sexual because it's always
the people that are like, oh, nothing happened, that everything happened.
Do you think that Gandhi it likes? You know, she's
like a dominatrix on the side, I feel like there's

(06:00):
a lot of hashtags on that would be used on
porn Hub, would be attached to whatever video she's putting
on there gang she's not. I really feel like that
would be the case. Okay, I'm proven wrong, Indian, I'd

(06:23):
like to I'm most proud of Nate this weekend, and
the reason is he has normally Nate loves going to
the beach of taking his shirt off, and he has
the scar now from his surgery for his heart surgery,
and you have to be very careful. I had a
scar from my thyroid surgery, and I remember them saying,

(06:46):
for the first year, you don't put it in the sun.
You make sure you wear your SPF because that's when
the scar settles the most in the first year, and
he did. It was hot in Puerto Rico. He did
everything he could to make sure that scar was covered
and he wore shirts that shouldn't have been worm He
had no choice, and a lot of guys I think

(07:07):
would have said fuck it and taken the shirt off
and not giving a ship. But he really did take
care of himself. You have to kit stains under his arms.
I did you are sweaty? I was very sweaty, but
at the same time I didn't want that to happen.
And uh, I mean the sun is very hot in
Puerto Rico, and in fact, the final day I even
got a big straw hat, to which somebody on Instagram

(07:29):
when we posted a picture of the boys said, when
did Nate become a beekeeper? I'm just trying to protect
myself from the sun, and I get called a beekeeper
pretty much like another thing you gotta keep in mind.
And people are still giving us crap because we it
was a working weekend. Okay. I mean there were many

(07:50):
moments where we played and had a good time, and
I give you that, but when we were working, we
have to go. We have to be there, and so
in doing so, we actually meet new people. Every time
we do these trips. We the best people that we
met on this trip. There was not one person that
drove me nuts. No that was really interesting stories to
tell you about their lives and what they do, where
they came from. I'm like, oh my god, our listeners

(08:11):
are cool. I had one one bad incident in the
pool that were a listener because we were talking and
she looks at me. She was, oh my god, you
better get out of the sun. You're burning. You're all red,
You're you're burning up. I go, why, he's just you're frying.
And I realized that she was wearing rose colored glasses.
I took them off. It's like, oh, you're okay. That's

(08:31):
a fun moment. But you know what, we we we
do these trips and we end up making friends. You know.
There's this one family. They used to live here in
Lower Manhattan. Now they live up in Westchester somewhere. The
father's name is Angel and their son's name is Angel,
and then the wife and the sister. They were just
having a great, great family vacation. Did you guys make

(08:54):
that's Tanya and Taylor with the women. Yeah, there's totally
sweet people, the nicest people, and you know, and we
at uh Police Officer Dave from Connecticut, Connecticut really was
and uh and his beautiful beautiful wife, Mel Mel, and
then we met his brother, who's like the hottest man
on the planet Earth. That's his name, really, that's his name.

(09:17):
It's the strangest thing. My favorite was the couple that
didn't He never listened to us. She listened to us.
So everything was new for him. So we were telling
him all these stories about great this is so fantastic.
He didn't know about great shi on the floor. I
think that was Dave and Mel. But anyway, so yeah,
a lot of people don't know you took a dump

(09:39):
on our floor, And why do I have to be
known for that? Like if you if you introduced me
like this, He's a fun person on the floor, people
to people talking, I have that one thing about that's
the most outstanding thing, like, oh my god, the floor
there's a prominent reminder because the carpet is a different color.
He's a good guy. We know, we you know. There

(10:00):
are many, many, many reasons we love you beyond that story.
That but that's the that's the go to story. The
thing I love most about Tea is I love traveling
with Greig. Thank you and T and I we have
we really do. We've We've got stuck. When we went
to England and we had that snowstorm. We were sticking
how many at fourteen fifteen hours together? That's right. He
takes very good care of you when you're traveling. And

(10:22):
even even now he was so cute. We were sitting
next to each other on the plane. He told me
that I had fallen a sleep and my head was
falling forward, and he got so worried I was going
to hurt my neck. He was trying to move my
head towards his shoulder, but it was it wouldn't happen.
He was so worried. He was also a drunk on
the plane. He was He was not kind of upset

(10:45):
that the gratuitous Danielle sleeping with her mouth him Selfie
did not make it because why don't what did I say?
He never does that? I would not do that. Do
People don't know that every time Danielle travels with us,
she will all to sleep on the plane and her
mouth will be open. She looks like she's dead, and
we tell you pictures of it, and we put her
on promise her about on the way out there. I

(11:07):
didn't sit next to anyone that was taking those pictures.
So there was one point in the pool party, which
I have a new working theory that Great Tea isn't
as good of a lover in bed as he says
he is. There was a hula hoop contest. Yes, Greg
t his hula hoop technique is pretty much this. He
puts it on and it falls to the floor. He
has no hip rotation whatsoever. So the King of sex,

(11:29):
as he proclaims, isn't the king of sex. I don't
think he says that because you're bad in hula hooping
that you're not good in bed. What does hulu is that?
There's definitely I think a correlation there. Maybe you don't
have to be bad, but if you're a good hula hooper,
then you probably are really good in bed. Should try
to hula hoop. I don't want to see who's all
good in bed. By the way, Greg Tea is gullible

(11:50):
in general, but he was more gullible when he drinks.
So there was a very large man as part. One
of our listeners was there with big tattoo, and he
told T that he used to play in the NFL,
but he wouldn't helm who he was or a team
to team him over. And he goes, dude, does this
guy you would know everything about football? Who is that guy?
If I was on the Cardinal's name is Tyrone Davis? Yeah? Yeah,
And he went up to He goes, I know who
you are? You Tyron Davis pad for Cardinals. Yeah, I

(12:12):
made that all up. Wait as soon as you swam
away to go talk to him, Rody turns to the
rest of us and says, dude, wait, give give it
like ten seconds. Once he says that you're Tyrone Davis.
The guys didn't say I'm not Tyn Davis. But did

(12:33):
he not tell you that he wasn't Tyrone Davis? He
went along with it. Wait, there's such plood the random
football team that wouldn't be obvious. And I made up
a name that sounds like a football player. I was like, da, wait,
who was the guy? That's awesome? That is awesome. Literally,

(12:57):
do you know what I did? I shook his hand. Yes,
I went honestly, it's really it's it's an honor to me.
You really job. I'm like, I'm like, man, you're such
a great athlete and the things that you guys can do.
I'm like, I really love told people what he was doing. Oh,
I just met this great player Tyrone Davis? Was that

(13:19):
Come on, Brodie, legit stop? Did you did you take
a picture with him? I didn't want to be over
zealous like that held back benefit posted people would have
been like, who is your Instagram? Wait? I swear I
legitimately got here's Tyrone Davis, the American blues singer. Is

(13:42):
that for real? Man? For red he's finding out right
here on this podcast. This was all a sham off
the air, like this is for real, real real? Why
do you trust? I mean I literally like looked him
in the eyes and I tried to give him that
feeling that like I really mean to him me now,
And I'm like, like, man, it's it's really amazing you
know that you give back to the community and whatever.

(14:03):
And he played along with it. That's great. Do you
do that to us a lot? Do you play jokes
on us? And we never ever find it works? Two ways?
One of these days you're gonna get it all right? Oh?
Ganni cannot wait to get it delivery so bad? What

(14:24):
do you mean? What's your deal with Dave Brody? Nothing?
I just really enjoyed needling broke and I've started to
find his buttons and it's so fine. Yeah, I love
watching your doing. I'm just like, I love it. It's
so funny. I can't wait now that I know that
he did that. Nothing you credit. You went in your
pocket and put up real money, well, no extra credits.

(14:47):
I can't help it. He's just, you know what. I
was loving though. We just spent an entire weekend together,
stuck with each other, and we still kind of like
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