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July 8, 2021 15 mins

From carnival games to people who break and fix glass. We also talk about how hard the games we play on the show actually are!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present show? That was encouraging, So no one's going to start.
I thought we were going to have Nate open it,
but then we realized Nate not here. The n hates

(00:25):
everybody today, Like we're like an eighteen wheeler with two
flat tires. I mean, Elvis and Nate just just left.
Motherfucker's that's your last party? Words? Is he running down
to the meters? Garrett? Why are you outside by the way.
It's beautiful. Yeah, it's beautiful. There's birds chirping, and there's

(00:46):
there's guys fixing pipes in my house. They can need
sunglasses though, because you can't see it's a little bright.
It is a little bright out here. But you know what,
also beautiful, so accept it. Then we can talk about
what's the craziest thing your kids flushed down the toilet er? God,
it always goes back to crap with you what diaper? Yeah,
that sucks because Garrett's having toilet pipe problems. So I

(01:07):
just you know, I remember when actually was little, she
flushed a diaper down the toilet and we had to
call that guy, and creepy dude came over and pulled
the diaper out s. See, it's funny calling up all
these companies and then you start reading reviews, like some
of them are like, don't go with this person because
they'll come out, they'll charge your bucks. But then when
you're not home, they'll come and they'll screw everything up

(01:28):
and then they'll have to rip up all the pipes
in your house and charge you four thousand dollars. Well,
you know what kind of companies that they did that
In the Bronx. When I was in the Bronx, there
was one window shield company for cars, windshield company, and
they would go around at night and had somebody bust
up your windshields so that in the more yeah, so

(01:48):
that in the morning you had to call them. You
had no choice. So I'm always concerned that these door
to door sell has been Like last week, some guy
named Kevin came with a clipboard to my door. No
truck in sight. It was like, yeah, we've been working
in the area termite control. You know, do you have
any bug problems? And you know, and I can't be
like super nice just because they bothered me. So I'm like, no,
we're good, dude. You know. I feel like he comes

(02:10):
back and like plants them in the ground. He's like,
you do, now, dude, no one, no one has ever
working in the area. That's the oldest scam. Yeah. The
other one is the guys that want to pave your
driveway and they say, oh, we're doing a job nearby.
We have this extra asphalt and and we'll and we'll
bring the truck by if you want, We'll give you
a great price. It's all scams. I watched the show

(02:32):
on this on one of those Oh you mean, like
the guy with the stereo in the back, like we
have some extra stereos and the neat guy. Yeah, sure,
oh yeah. The story we had a guy in Brooklyn
where we were growing more secure and I grew up.
He used to steal rims and your radios, and then
when you needed one, he'd be the guy who happened

(02:53):
to find one and then sell you back your own ship. Yeah. Yeah,
to the the the glass windshield reinstaller guy, because they
broke your windshield to get your radio. So it was
all like and then there was a locksmith. They would
break into your apartments in my apartment building, scary nose,

(03:16):
and then there would be like a stack of locksmith
cards in the lobby, Hey, as your door secure because
they would rob like four apartments. Then everyone would like
talk like, oh my god, there's a rash of robberies
in the area. And then all of a sudden, locksmiths
are are installing double triple locks on the doors. This
is like the definition of MO money MO problems. Because
I don't have a car, I don't have a house,
I don't have any of this ship to deal with slickers.

(03:38):
It's like, Okay, when I moved into my apartment, they
never told me that I was going to have popcorn ceilings.
Probably very it's a very at least desirable to have
popcorn ceilings. That's what everything looks like. It's uneven. It's
just knock the popcorn off right. You can't. It takes you, no,

(03:59):
you have to scrape it. It takes a lot of people.
And the reason that's because your ceiling looks like ship
without it, because it's all uneven. It's done. That is
the easy way out when they make ceilings. So as
soon as I get into the building, it wasn't advertised
I was getting popcorn ceilings. And one of the two
hundred fifty six apartments that all had it, and all
of a sudden, the popcorn ceiling guy remover appears in

(04:20):
our lobby on day one, like, oh, you don't like
your popcorn ceiling, Okay, that'll be X amount of money
and we'll remove it. My guys will do it for you.
It was the same guy who made the popcorn ceiling
three weeks earlier before I moved in. So it's a racket, well,
I told Brody. So when the plumber came to unclogged

(04:41):
the pipes, uh, he goes, we're short staffed and the
machine I have and can come back tomorrow or um,
I'll take fifty bucks off if you can help me
move this three hundred pound machine off my truck and
bring it into your basement. So I go, what about?
He goes, okay, So I'm like Brody would have been
proud of me. He probably charge you seventy five dollars

(05:04):
more on purpose and then pretended to knocked that shut off.
Whatever the case may be. I felt like I won
that one, even though how to do most of the work.
Oh my gosh, have you guys ever seen those? Since
we're talking about like scams though that UM special on
the crane machines at the at the arcades. Oh my gosh. Yeah,

(05:25):
you know those crane machines you put the money in
and then you think you're the call. Yeah. So they
say that they're all programmed and then that after a
certain amount of times they will get tighter so that
they will actually grab a prize. But then most of
the time they like tighten and loosen and tighten and
loosen so that you get that excitement of oh my gosh,

(05:45):
that's the one. It almost got it. It almost got
it when it wasn't going to almost get it. It's
all programmed to do that, and then at a certain
time it will actually give a prize every you know whatever.
So crazy to me. You know, I don't know if
you noticed this, because they move really fast. Those claw
machines reach into your wallet and just take your money
right now, You're better off giving your kid twenty dollars

(06:07):
and say go go to the storm by a squirsh mollow. Yeah,
don't even get me started with the squish my whole house, Scottie.
Some of those things that you go, like when you
go you want to win an iPod, you want to
win at picking that ship up. This thing's gonna drop
her right away. I tell you I won the iPod
at sesame place last summer. Did you for ten more years? Yeah?

(06:30):
What's that? Then? No one can win for ten that
have the electronics in it. Punch this whole out is
nearly impossible. I know, Spencer is amazing at that. He
won like forty five beanie babies down the shore last year.
He figured it out, and they got so mad at
him because every time, well no, because he but he

(06:50):
won every time and he used his own money. But
how many how much was it per game? And I
think it was maybe fifty cents a game every time
every time he walked way and they had to restock
the holes, s them cursing under his breath because he
kept coming back and winning the whole machine. And they're
all in Daniel's basement now, yeah, they're all my basement. Now.
Do you remember when we were on the inaugural cruise

(07:12):
for the list, I was they gave us unlimited credits.
All the machines will play all you want. So my
kids figured out on I guess whatever whatever cruise were on,
right that the claw machine and they win the free
animal machine was free, So we ended up with a
suitcase full of stuffed animals and stuffed superheroes, and because

(07:36):
they couldn't lose, it was like always win kind of
thing that was set up for us. And I kept going, guys,
you're not really that good at it. It's fixed. What
was the game with the money? By the game, I'm
trying to think of the configuration. You really can't describe it.
But know the one with the coins with THEE on
the edge, you think they're gonna fall. They don't have
a fall. They glued their money. It's money that's in

(08:00):
the end. It's like a plunger and it has to
go in the hole perfectly. And I remember we were
hitting you. Yeah, yeah, oh that yeah. You have to
go to a certain height for the key to go in,
and if you got it right, perfectly right, it still
hit the side. It was rigged. They listen. They used
to bend. They used to bend the basketball rims basketball

(08:23):
because there was so high and so far away you
couldn't think it looked like a circle. But when you
would throw the basketball and if you if you actually
an oval, it's like this, and the chance of the
ball going in is like slim to none. On those games,
make the game so that you win them, and the

(08:44):
ball is oftenly overinflated so that when it does hit
the rim and it just bounces off. That's why they
overinflate the ball. Right now, guys, there's people talking around
the water cooler about how Gandhi's game was so hard
that the rim was bent. That game was not difficult.
I don't care what any of you say. She claimed
to be a fan of hip hop, she clearly was not.
Five minutes ago, your exact quote, Gandhi was, I would

(09:06):
have gotten them all. You wrote the game. No, without
writing the game, I would have gotten them all. You
claiming your hip hop fan. We gave you some layups.
She failed. And the texted in on our anniversary show
on Monday, and they said, oh my god, I've listened
to the show forever. I listened every day for twenty years.
I love when Froggy did stupid news. Stupid people say

(09:27):
they're the biggest fans of everything, but they're not people
full sports radio, hard Mets fan, and then they say
stuff that doesn't make any okay. I will say this, no, no,
I'm actually very critical on these games, and and I
I think a lot of times the listeners, you know,
they say that and they go exactly the way you
just said, Brodie. But I'm going to tell you on

(09:48):
this one. Today's finish the lyric hip hop. If you
go out today's morning show and listen back to that segment,
it was extremely difficult. No, it wasn't extremely difficult, drama queen,
and wasn't he wasn't the lyric you asked him to finish?
Was something? Was the least memorable memorable part of the
entire song was not? It was some random like aside.

(10:10):
It wasn't an Actually it wasn't. They were all the
verses of the songs or the chorus of the songs.
It was. I don't know. I just don't think it
was straight. Just because somebody doesn't know something doesn't mean
that thing is difficult. It just means they like when games.
When I write family feud games and you guys complain
about the questions, fuck you all understand why he isn't

(10:32):
chalk on their chalk should be on it. This game sucks.
That's how family feud words. Yes, they pick your brain.
Yesterday we had to decide what was in yours that
was funny? Yesterday it was all about what Brody thinks.
It shouldn't you guys. Scotty yelled out, he probably put
on their food deliveries, and rene of you took his

(10:54):
word for I knew would have gotten it because we
didn't think you were that dumb. We've done dumb. I
love how when Gandhi it's okay, she decided what was
in my head? I read the person to go with
what was actually a song that she claims she knows
hip hop so well. These were very popular songs. They

(11:16):
were all from the chorus. She didn't know. Brody asked
us to get inside his brain and figure out what's happening. Yeah,
we weren't. We weren't playing what what lyrics in Gandhi's head? Okay?
I like the way I write three rounds every time,
but you're focusing on one round yesterday. It's every round
you guys yelled like when with the dogs? Who on
the morning show has a dog? I didn't put gout
on the list. Oh my god, you didn't put on lists.

(11:38):
That was kind of fucked up. That was up, but
it's not the list of it. The Yeah, you put
yourself on the I've had dogs longer than you get
Your dog is relatively new. I had a dog longer
than Sam, So what the hell hold on? Can anyone
in the room besides Garrett named Garrett's dog, uh, Molly

(12:00):
saying no, Molly was the last one. That's right, that's
the dead one you asked. That's right. That's why Geric
didn't make that's right, Scarlet. Hello, but one person knew,
but I didn't. Top Sam dog has been on Instagram
like NonStop every day for three months, so I put

(12:20):
Sam there also because Sam was playing the game, so
I added Sam. And why did you do dogs and
not cats? Brodie? One person better than cats? And why
not lizards? Brodie? Yeah, that's your name name? Top Top
one answer on the board, Who has a cat? A cat?
A cat? Scary? Okay? Top one answer on the board,

(12:42):
who has a get Go? No? One by Dragonflion And
that's not nice because her chameleon died, So that's not
very nice. I didn't know that. You didn't know. I
want the canceling. Two minutes we're doing is fighting. We

(13:09):
should make somebody else make a game and then should
watch Jeopardy and record yourselves and yell at the TV.
I want to know that. I want to know that.
I do that though all the time on celebrity family feud,
but I'm not the only one. What's his name who hosted?
He doesn't too. He's like, this is stupid. Who came
up with this? This is dumb? He does he says
the same thing Steve Harvey. Steve Arvey. Yeah, He's like,

(13:32):
these are dumbasses that right this as he says, well,
I wonder if like double answers on there where someone
would say like food delivery, okay, cool, and then another
person will say pizza at your house, Like that's the
same ship exactly, split it into two different answers, and
that nobody gets it stupid. Do you think the contestants
on Jeopardy, like without when when Alex Sherbeck was hosting,
would get off the show and be like, why would

(13:52):
they give me such a question like that? That's so stupid?
Like do you think they're acting like the way we're
acting off the camera? They're not people like us? All right,
quiet now now now you're not just Jeopardy topic whatever. Know.

(14:16):
What we need to do is get Brody involved in
one of the family feud games so that he can
feel the burn of shitty answers, so I won't take
it personally get angry. Some of the questions on Family
Feud that we've played a couple of them I took
right from the show, and you're still yelling at me.
Why isn't that on there? Because they copy hundred people

(14:37):
across America, not a hundred people from New York, not
a hundred people from California. Sometimes people from Wyoming have
different answers than we do. But you didn't. You didn't
serve anybody. So that's a lie right there. That's on
one round of all the ones we've played. I didn't
serve it. It was a joke. It was funny time

(14:58):
bum Well see tomorrow. I thought they were great questions. Connie,
I'm no good for the fifteen minute morning show.

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