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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Present show. Pardon me while I swing into my
vine to start the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Look,
(00:25):
almost everyone's here. There's Froggy and Danielle and Gandhi back
in New York. Is it going to be back in
New York? It is? Actually, I love coming back here.
I gotta stop going and seeing that dumb boyfriend of Morning.
I'm just kidding. He's great to Scotty b and Master Control.
And there's Scarry, and there's Nate, and there's Garrett and
suspiciously missing Brody. I have a theory. I think he
(00:46):
had such a large contribution today. I think he probably
tapped out. He loves doing this thing. Brody always shows up.
He'll he'll go to the opening of a window always.
But during the show, when he's on the phone on
old Listening, I always picture him in bed with the
over the covers over him boxers, oh God, like always
(01:06):
in his boxers. I think he spends time in the den.
I think that's where he spends most of his morning,
or in the kitchen. But there's no way he's sitting
up for four hours with the He has his earpiece in.
He's on the couch. He's definitely legs up, you know,
relaxing at times. I don't know any other guesses where
Brodie is in the bathroom. He pop Poper Brodie. Who
(01:31):
wasn't it Brodie who flushed the toilet on Mike while
we're doing an interview with someone. Yeah, he could be.
Oh he's signing in now. I see him on the
Just give him a standing ovation when he gets okay,
he's trying to connect. Oh, I see three dots. He's
gonna have to go over to zoom. He's going to
(01:51):
have to move to zoom. Okay, Well he'll be here.
That's right. If you're just turning a song, we're awaiting
the arrival of Brodie. But I guess you didn't just
turn us on because this is you know, what happened
before being in the zoom room. That was so weird.
So I don't know if it was just on my end,
but so Scottie Bee's image all of a sudden did
like a little glitch, but it seemed like a horror movie,
(02:13):
like either they like, we're trying to make me not
see what was actually going on in the room at
the time, you know, when they go and edit things
or that he was like an apparition. It was so weird.
It's the ghost of his speared teddy Bear. Oh my god.
I was walking by earlier and there's actually a doll,
face down, ass up with a hole and it's fun.
(02:37):
I was sitting right by his computer actually cut out
of it. I was like, what the hell is it's
the elf And we talked about this last year. I
ripped the ass open, all the beads fell out, and
he's just been sitting back there for a year. Your
elf had antal beach. It's a little weird. Why it's
more weird the position it's in when you walk by
his face down, as it's been sitting there holding this
(03:01):
computer up. The laptop is floppy, so he just that's
the technology. Is that the level of technology we have
at So now now now they see the computer flopped
little bit. Yeah, that's that's why we use a stuffed
animal to hold up a laptop screen, high tech. Of
all the places to tear a hole, why his anus right, Well,
(03:23):
because we were talking about ted Ebare at the time,
and I ripped a hole in this guy's ass, so
you can see what it's like I have nothing. I
don't think anybody does. You know? Yesterday I was wondering
why we didn't get nominated for a podcast award, But
I think we found out why. How did we not? Yeah, well,
(03:43):
we don't do this for the awards. Why do we
do it? Elvis comes? Here, comes day Brody? Come on, Brody,
come on, you can do it. You can do it.
Yours into it? Come on, Brody. That cartoon of him
looks so suspect. I mean, I know it's a microphone,
but the way he's holding it with his mouth open,
(04:04):
looking like he's drolling a little bit, it looks like,
come on, Brody, how come he's on signing on? Scary?
I hear him. We have him through zoom today and
not through the clean audio. Guys, hear me, we hear
you seeing you? Hello? Yeah, here, Yeah, we're here. Can
you hear his? His uncle Brodie? Can you guys hear me? Yes, yes, yes,
(04:29):
Uncle Johnny. We're here. Hello, lady. I got a question?
Can you hear us? Can we ask that question? I
don't understand why it doesn't work. It works one day
and doesn't work the next day because the solar flares
(04:49):
told you, Daniel, we have so far. Yes, we can't
hear you. I think it's more operator error. Yeah, I'm
going with that. He also has a a laptop from
he refuses to thread it up. Scary, Why don't you
get off your rest and call him real quick on yourself.
I could do that. It's so funny. It sounds like Grandma,
(05:09):
which she's opening a candy bag. Yeah, we know how
this story is going to play out. It is Scary's fault.
It's gone. It's like that movie clover Field. For a second.
You need to know that if you're listening to this,
(05:30):
you're missing out. You should try to watch it. He
doesn't see you day, he doesn't doing little Irish told
I just feel sorry for the people who are listening
to this podcast. What the fox is going? There's no entertainment.
(05:52):
This is the funny. You gotta watch this. This is
the podcast you have to watch. Hey, Garrett, when you
low this, make sure and say this is the podcast
you have to watch. Watch as it is. It looks
like that video we saw earlier with the wild board
talking to the guy. Can you hear me? Can you
(06:19):
hear me? Hear you? Thank you? Can you hear. I
hope you enjoyed that. I We spent the last ten
minutes saying yes, we hear you. Sorry, so I couldn't
hear you saying it scary is saying it's all operator
error and your computer laptop is too old and you
(06:40):
need to fix that and learn how to use your equipment.
It's not accurate. The problem with the program we used,
and he knew it because he immediately texted me and said,
switched to your phone. Yea, there is a problem with
the normal audio. But I didn't know that until the
podcast started. So now if you had updated equipment with
that problem will not happen. I'm just has nothing to
(07:01):
do it my equipment. It's the software we use. It's
not connecting. It connects better to a newer computer. It's
still not the computer. Gune. Okay, maybe newer computer would
give you the confidence to be a better operator. That
could be somebody, If there's somebody out there works your
best flight, I would like to get me a new computer. Alright, alright,
(07:25):
so how much time do you have It's almost over?
Uh maybe five minutes. Okay, we got five minutes. What
did I miss? Can you guys relive the first you
we didn't miss anything. You were a part of the
first ten minutes. Just trying to sign on was just
so entertaining. Whatever I could do that That's how it
sounded on my end. Also, we're like, oh my god,
(07:55):
that was almost as funny as when Uncle Johnny was
trying to sign on for seventeen minutes. Uncle Johnny, Well,
we can get some clarity of what Brody does. We
were trying to figure out. Do you sit up all
four hours of the show? Do you relax on the couch?
What do you do during the show? Yeah? Where are
you and what are you doing? The four hours during
the show were three and a half hours. I sit
(08:17):
right where I'm sitting. That's what I thought. I have
the I have the news on over there behind behind me,
right there in front of me, behind the camera. I
have three dogs that rotate. Who sits here? And then
you know, I monitor the show. I write in the
chat room. No, but I sit here the whole time
unless the dog needs to go out and I take
a hymn or them outside and walk them. But other
(08:39):
than that, I'm here the whole time. Are you wearing pants? No?
And are you saying that your dog identifies as them preference. No,
I have three dogs. Said that I didn't know. Yeah,
my dog identifies as a cat. Shut up, Froggy. Sorry,
(09:01):
I apologize, I need to be more sensitive. I'm sorry.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I
said shut up, Froggy or all of we all say
we would have like we have like eighty dollars just today.
All right, what else? I'm done? Oh, you don't keep going.
I'm just saying I was waiting on eight to do
(09:22):
is donut dance, but it never came. I only had
three today. I'm I'm trying to cut back. He got
all like donuts, sorry about the donuts, and he started
he was hovering over them. He's like, you can't have
that one. You can't have that one. That's but Danielle,
Danielle knows that. I mean, we have our favorites. Right
when I see somebody an towards my favorite, I'm like
(09:42):
your finger, I can put your finger in it, nobody
will touch it. So Danielle and I are going to
be in studio with you tomorrow, so we expect to
have our own Crispy Creek. Who gets them? Does Andrew
go get them. I think he did get the Halloween
dozen please would be luckily can't do it. I think
it's funny how everybody thou throughout the lemon one. Though
(10:04):
Scary tossed the lemon one, the producer from down the
hall took it fighting threw it away. Was great. I
would eat the ship out of that lemon. You know
what else is tomorrow? What Garrett's birthday? That's right, Crispy Cream,
So he gets an ice cream cake. It's just like
growing up anyway, like everyone enjoys everything. And I'll just
fade into the background as you sing hap your birthday. Okay, hey, Andrew, Andrew,
(10:29):
come here. We need to put in like a specific
order for for doughnuts tomorrow. Can you help us? Yes?
What do you need the Halloween ones? Please? Okay, Well,
I'm gonna we need sugar free, gluten free doughnuts, which
is air like, just give me, give me a box.
I don't know. I'm gonna go on line and look
at their catalog, the Crispy Cream catalog. The Halloween edition
(10:53):
is pretty freaking amazing. The Witches one has green butter
cream in the middle day. I gotta say I was
talking to eight before, and I said, I really think
I you know, I'm proud of Nate for really leaning
into this new era of his life. I'm calling it
the Dad bought era. He's leaning back in. He's yep,
there he is. Don't forget about the act that. I
(11:17):
can't wait to try the wall. I gotta make mine, man,
because I can only have one donut. And by the way,
the reason why you love green buttercream so much that
night you were probed by the alien. How can I forget? Yeah,
but I'll get you your donuts, no worries, thank you.
I slapped my stomach and Diamond thought she farted. She goes,
(11:38):
that sounds just like when I farts. Some clapping ass
cheeks right there. Well, is it over yet? It's over.
We're done by everybody, your friends, because it was for you.
Tell your friends. If they're going to do this podcast,
you gotta watch it. Yes, The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Present show. Pardon me while I swing into my
vine to start the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Look,
(00:25):
almost everyone's here. There's Froggy and Danielle and Gandhi back
in New York. Is it going to be back in
New York? It is? Actually, I love coming back here.
I gotta stop going and seeing that dumb boyfriend of Morning.
I'm just kidding. He's great to Scotty b and Master Control.
And there's Scarry, and there's Nate, and there's Garrett and
suspiciously missing Brody. I have a theory. I think he
(00:46):
had such a large contribution today. I think he probably
tapped out. He loves doing this thing. Brody always shows up.
He'll he'll go to the opening of a window always.
But during the show, when he's on the phone on
old Listening, I always picture him in bed with the
over the covers over him boxers, oh God, like always
(01:06):
in his boxers. I think he spends time in the den.
I think that's where he spends most of his morning,
or in the kitchen. But there's no way he's sitting
up for four hours with the He has his earpiece in.
He's on the couch. He's definitely legs up, you know,
relaxing at times. I don't know any other guesses where
Brodie is in the bathroom. He pop Poper Brodie. Who
(01:31):
wasn't it Brodie who flushed the toilet on Mike while
we're doing an interview with someone. Yeah, he could be.
Oh he's signing in now. I see him on the
Just give him a standing ovation when he gets okay,
he's trying to connect. Oh, I see three dots. He's
gonna have to go over to zoom. He's going to
(01:51):
have to move to zoom. Okay, Well he'll be here.
That's right. If you're just turning a song, we're awaiting
the arrival of Brodie. But I guess you didn't just
turn us on because this is you know, what happened
before being in the zoom room. That was so weird.
So I don't know if it was just on my end,
but so Scottie Bee's image all of a sudden did
like a little glitch, but it seemed like a horror movie,
(02:13):
like either they like, we're trying to make me not
see what was actually going on in the room at
the time, you know, when they go and edit things
or that he was like an apparition. It was so weird.
It's the ghost of his speared teddy Bear. Oh my god.
I was walking by earlier and there's actually a doll,
face down, ass up with a hole and it's fun.
(02:37):
I was sitting right by his computer actually cut out
of it. I was like, what the hell is it's
the elf And we talked about this last year. I
ripped the ass open, all the beads fell out, and
he's just been sitting back there for a year. Your
elf had antal beach. It's a little weird. Why it's
more weird the position it's in when you walk by
his face down, as it's been sitting there holding this
(03:01):
computer up. The laptop is floppy, so he just that's
the technology. Is that the level of technology we have
at So now now now they see the computer flopped
little bit. Yeah, that's that's why we use a stuffed
animal to hold up a laptop screen, high tech. Of
all the places to tear a hole, why his anus right, Well,
(03:23):
because we were talking about ted Ebare at the time,
and I ripped a hole in this guy's ass, so
you can see what it's like I have nothing. I
don't think anybody does. You know? Yesterday I was wondering
why we didn't get nominated for a podcast award, But
I think we found out why. How did we not? Yeah, well,
(03:43):
we don't do this for the awards. Why do we
do it? Elvis comes? Here, comes day Brody? Come on, Brody,
come on, you can do it. You can do it.
Yours into it? Come on, Brody. That cartoon of him
looks so suspect. I mean, I know it's a microphone,
but the way he's holding it with his mouth open,
(04:04):
looking like he's drolling a little bit, it looks like,
come on, Brody, how come he's on signing on? Scary?
I hear him. We have him through zoom today and
not through the clean audio. Guys, hear me, we hear
you seeing you? Hello? Yeah, here, Yeah, we're here. Can
you hear his? His uncle Brodie? Can you guys hear me? Yes, yes, yes,
(04:29):
Uncle Johnny. We're here. Hello, lady. I got a question?
Can you hear us? Can we ask that question? I
don't understand why it doesn't work. It works one day
and doesn't work the next day because the solar flares
(04:49):
told you, Daniel, we have so far. Yes, we can't
hear you. I think it's more operator error. Yeah, I'm
going with that. He also has a a laptop from
he refuses to thread it up. Scary, Why don't you
get off your rest and call him real quick on yourself.
I could do that. It's so funny. It sounds like Grandma,
(05:09):
which she's opening a candy bag. Yeah, we know how
this story is going to play out. It is Scary's fault.
It's gone. It's like that movie clover Field. For a second.
You need to know that if you're listening to this,
(05:30):
you're missing out. You should try to watch it. He
doesn't see you day, he doesn't doing little Irish told
I just feel sorry for the people who are listening
to this podcast. What the fox is going? There's no entertainment.
(05:52):
This is the funny. You gotta watch this. This is
the podcast you have to watch. Hey, Garrett, when you
low this, make sure and say this is the podcast
you have to watch. Watch as it is. It looks
like that video we saw earlier with the wild board
talking to the guy. Can you hear me? Can you
(06:19):
hear me? Hear you? Thank you? Can you hear. I
hope you enjoyed that. I We spent the last ten
minutes saying yes, we hear you. Sorry, so I couldn't
hear you saying it scary is saying it's all operator
error and your computer laptop is too old and you
(06:40):
need to fix that and learn how to use your equipment.
It's not accurate. The problem with the program we used,
and he knew it because he immediately texted me and said,
switched to your phone. Yea, there is a problem with
the normal audio. But I didn't know that until the
podcast started. So now if you had updated equipment with
that problem will not happen. I'm just has nothing to
(07:01):
do it my equipment. It's the software we use. It's
not connecting. It connects better to a newer computer. It's
still not the computer. Gune. Okay, maybe newer computer would
give you the confidence to be a better operator. That
could be somebody, If there's somebody out there works your
best flight, I would like to get me a new computer. Alright, alright,
(07:25):
so how much time do you have It's almost over?
Uh maybe five minutes. Okay, we got five minutes. What
did I miss? Can you guys relive the first you
we didn't miss anything. You were a part of the
first ten minutes. Just trying to sign on was just
so entertaining. Whatever I could do that That's how it
sounded on my end. Also, we're like, oh my god,
(07:55):
that was almost as funny as when Uncle Johnny was
trying to sign on for seventeen minutes. Uncle Johnny, Well,
we can get some clarity of what Brody does. We
were trying to figure out. Do you sit up all
four hours of the show? Do you relax on the couch?
What do you do during the show? Yeah? Where are
you and what are you doing? The four hours during
the show were three and a half hours. I sit
(08:17):
right where I'm sitting. That's what I thought. I have
the I have the news on over there behind behind me,
right there in front of me, behind the camera. I
have three dogs that rotate. Who sits here? And then
you know, I monitor the show. I write in the
chat room. No, but I sit here the whole time
unless the dog needs to go out and I take
a hymn or them outside and walk them. But other
(08:39):
than that, I'm here the whole time. Are you wearing pants? No?
And are you saying that your dog identifies as them preference. No,
I have three dogs. Said that I didn't know. Yeah,
my dog identifies as a cat. Shut up, Froggy. Sorry,
(09:01):
I apologize, I need to be more sensitive. I'm sorry.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I
said shut up, Froggy or all of we all say
we would have like we have like eighty dollars just today.
All right, what else? I'm done? Oh, you don't keep going.
I'm just saying I was waiting on eight to do
(09:22):
is donut dance, but it never came. I only had
three today. I'm I'm trying to cut back. He got
all like donuts, sorry about the donuts, and he started
he was hovering over them. He's like, you can't have
that one. You can't have that one. That's but Danielle,
Danielle knows that. I mean, we have our favorites. Right
when I see somebody an towards my favorite, I'm like
(09:42):
your finger, I can put your finger in it, nobody
will touch it. So Danielle and I are going to
be in studio with you tomorrow, so we expect to
have our own Crispy Creek. Who gets them? Does Andrew
go get them. I think he did get the Halloween
dozen please would be luckily can't do it. I think
it's funny how everybody thou throughout the lemon one. Though
(10:04):
Scary tossed the lemon one, the producer from down the
hall took it fighting threw it away. Was great. I
would eat the ship out of that lemon. You know
what else is tomorrow? What Garrett's birthday? That's right, Crispy Cream,
So he gets an ice cream cake. It's just like
growing up anyway, like everyone enjoys everything. And I'll just
fade into the background as you sing hap your birthday. Okay, hey, Andrew, Andrew,
(10:29):
come here. We need to put in like a specific
order for for doughnuts tomorrow. Can you help us? Yes?
What do you need the Halloween ones? Please? Okay, Well,
I'm gonna we need sugar free, gluten free doughnuts, which
is air like, just give me, give me a box.
I don't know. I'm gonna go on line and look
at their catalog, the Crispy Cream catalog. The Halloween edition
(10:53):
is pretty freaking amazing. The Witches one has green butter
cream in the middle day. I gotta say I was
talking to eight before, and I said, I really think
I you know, I'm proud of Nate for really leaning
into this new era of his life. I'm calling it
the Dad bought era. He's leaning back in. He's yep,
there he is. Don't forget about the act that. I
(11:17):
can't wait to try the wall. I gotta make mine, man,
because I can only have one donut. And by the way,
the reason why you love green buttercream so much that
night you were probed by the alien. How can I forget? Yeah,
but I'll get you your donuts, no worries, thank you.
I slapped my stomach and Diamond thought she farted. She goes,
(11:38):
that sounds just like when I farts. Some clapping ass
cheeks right there. Well, is it over yet? It's over.
We're done by everybody, your friends, because it was for you.
Tell your friends. If they're going to do this podcast,
you gotta watch it. Yes, The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
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