The Smoke Break

Skeery wants equal time for those that don't smoke. Then we talk about the awakakward games we played in grade school!?!?

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Firm Elvis represents Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute Morning

(00:23):
Show Podcast. We're all here. There's Gandhi and Brody and Garrett,
Scotty Bees, and there Andrews in their high Andrew. Here's Danielle.
Here's straight Nate, here's scary, scary. What are you doing
behind me? He's trying to get a not so unattractive angle,
that's what he's trying to do. Well. He has this
thing called under boob shadow, which is very concerned about. Well, yeah,

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when the sun is shining and you're bear chested, the
sun reflects at an angle off your boob such that
it creates a shadow and making it look three times
the size. And for me, I don't like that. What's
the song? It's pick on TikTok for at me. It's like,
you know you're good when you can post him any angle.
But that's the that's the clip. You know you're good
when you could post him any angle. You can't post

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him any angles, so neither can I. Well, he's not
I can't. We always like ale angle angle, so I
have no angle. I'm straight on me right now. We
don't have high angles. Right now, We're good. You're hiding
behind Elvis. I'm looking at the thing right here behind me. Okay,
I'm in the clear. Confidence, scary, scary, you look find

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it any and every angle. You look contested. So what's
the journey today? What do we want to do on
our podcast? Oh? God, we had so much happen during
the show today. I thought today was kind of slow,
very slowly. Yeah, yeah, of content. We remember coming in
at six to do the show, right, we'd god, we

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are like walking through quicksand and then forever to do
this and and I looked at it was six oh two.
I felt like it was an hour long two minutes.
But isn't it weird how yesterday's show felt like it
went like like like that for me? Did it? Yeah? Yesterday?
You guys even said yesterday show like flew by and

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then was like thanks Garrett, you were a part of it.
I'm just as guilty. Show wasn't bad. I'm not saying
it was bad, but just the tempo like yesterday, it
felt quick. Nothing changed. I don't know, you know, I
think it has to do with the stars, the moon.
Six rounds of six rounds of pyramid game because we

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couldn't get a win. Right. Hey man, that lady really
messed up. Dude. I did a good job today. It
was not start with Z. You know, the worst show
as we do was the first day back from vacation.
I just agree you think so. I think, well, I
don't think they're bad. I just don't think anybody wants
to be time out. You just said, I think the

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worst shows we do the show us back from vacation.
I don't think they're bad. I don't think I just
don't think anybody wants to be here. They always feel
like they're long and we're just getting back into our rhythm.
It was a week ago. The good news about the
first day back from vacation is you can kind of
let yourself off the hook a little bit and just
phone it in. I feel like our first day back

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from vacation, everybody has energy, and we have things to
talk about, and we haven't seen each other for a while.
Happy to be themselves the day before vacation. Oh yeah,
because you can't wait. You're excited, you've got something to
look forward to. This is the last show it. You
do have to agree, though, the wheels fucking fall off
the day of vacation. It's off you go creaning down

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into a ravine. And we love the text messages. Oh
you guys are taking another vacation. Yeah, you know, can
we address that? Who wants to address that? Well, where's
a union thing? Yeah? It is not only that, but
I mean to wake up at the time we do
to be creative. This is not easy. No, this is

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an easy job. But what I'm saying is we have
to take off a certain amount of days per year
because of the union. They make us take off. And
it's true, this is a pretty easy job to be honest. Also,
if you think about it the context of shows, TV
shows are a season, they're a certain amount of time
and then they have all that come up with the
next season so that it's always solid content. We are

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every day, all the time. And I'm not saying it's difficult.
I love it and it's very fun and fulfilling. But
other people get breaks a lot more than We're not complaining.
We're just and then we could get like four week
increments in my weekend season one dropping work that well,
I will tell you remember the time years ago, scary
walk to you know who pisses me off? Teachers they

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get every summer off. You talk about teachers, I've done,
I do. I respect and love teachers, and no one
worked harder than teachers. Now talk to me twenty years ago.
I was juvenile, I was dumb and I didn't know
any better. But yes, teachers, we love and do you
do you still hate smokers? Well, smaller. Here's the thing

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about smokers. I don't hate them. I just think that
they work less during the work day than non smokers
because they take their breaks. So all I'm asking in
compensation is that non smokers get non smoking breaks to
hang out. And what about new moms scary when they
have a baby? Them and you still resent women who
stay home on their husband's work. Used to do that.

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What are your thoughts on Jim teachers? Scary teachers? Your
gym teachers work as hard as other teachers, some say
hard teachers. Teachers have their own lane they have to
be in and it's work. It's work. Some teachers will
tell you that the gym teachers don't work as hard,
and that's coming from teachers. How do you talk to teachers?

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Teacher except the two teachers that he talks to teachers
around every vacation time so we can come back to
report to us that the teachers are off, so we
could take off. Oh, you also have no respect for
people who work at the host of standing restaurants. That's right,
What do you mean the great at the restaurant with

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ante people do a lot of time. You have to
work your way up to that position. You can't start
in that position. That is a position that has earned
from working in the restauran scar It's a whole different job.
I mean, here's the thing. I like how you're saying
that people have smoking breaks and you, as a non smoker,
deserve more breaks. You get out of here at ten

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in the morning and you do nothing all day but
go home and take a nap. I'm just speaking. There
are people who are working eight to five, nine to five,
every fucking and he takes to lot the breaks. He's
vouching for you. He's speaking for the people who don't
have a voice. That is correct. Oh yeah, thank you.

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Rody got up a good point. Just now. You know
all those times you go into Scotty studio and you
grab a handful of Eminem's, Yeah, that's cigarette. He to
day scary restaurant working restaurant. A lot of people and

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the staff of the restaurant are jealous of the greater
because the greater just like holds menus and leaves people
to tables. And that's what they do. Know, they're the
tym teacher of the restaurants. What we're saying. They take
the brunt to the bullshit from people that don't get
a reservation or whatever. You know, there is that emotional
distress they do. Okay, all right, how many more shovels

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do we have? The hand scaring? There's a few more.
Its just you know, life to the lens of scary
is always my favorite moment of the day. What what
other philosophies do you have to share with us? I
can't think of them? Scary? What were you about to say?

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All right, it's getting really uncomfortable. Sucks. Nobody agreed with
me on any of them. It was smart? Were you
recanted on half of them? I mean what you said
about teachers was what twenty years ago? I mean, we
all make mistakes. What but now he's still picking on

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gym teachers. My kid teacher had a really easy I
just gave him big mac coupons and he passed me
I didn't even have to show up. That explains a
lot about you. Which in gym class in high school. Yeah,
in one of my gym classes, all you had to
do is change into your uniform, and as long as
you had that on, you were golden to participating. He
just gets what sitting the bleachers and do nothing got

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out of Jim because of my asthma. Oh that's good.
I'd have to sit there asthma and asthma. You still do?
You still got him in high school. But because we
played dodgeball, we played like Bronch style right now, was
before they played with guns you've come home with. It

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was fantastic Bronx girls. Man, you tough. I was always
the last one in and the first one picked on
the team because I was good at dodgeball. I was
just the opposite. Yeah, verever, let's come over. Did you
guys ever play floor hockey? Yeah? But like on the
little yeah, the scooter floor? How many kids in your

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so was this? What was that thing called? It was
the finger crusher scoot crusher? Thank you? Really? I think
it was actually meant for something else. It was like
like the alpine slide. Yeah, that same kind of thing.
But it was like this little cart that I would
imagine they put tables on or something like that you
slide under a car on top of kind of like that.

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But it was Rick Bayhurst I think. I think he
basically severed his pinky because you would roll around your
legs like this, and then you had a stupid little
stick that you would hit the ball with and then
somebody inevitably would roll over their fingers. Always. We never
had that in the Bronx. I think we could have that.

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They could have four wheels, even even the little the
things that needs to describe were up on blocks in
the Bronx. Yes, the house. For me, it was Red Rover.
Red Rover sucked because you would play out in the
schoolyard and then you the idea was to run through
your friend's hands and break the chain. But the problem
is your friends would hold as tight as possible, so

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it's just like a clothesline game. You would just end
up on the floor lost. I lost a tooth in
second grade playing Red Rover because they hold it so
tight and you run through it. There's the premise of
the game. It's a game you shouldn't be playing. Really,
such a good game today, Garrett On Over in my neighborhood,
the kids punched you as you approached the line. It

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was a little a little rough from Brooklyaus, I don't know,
down to Texas. Down in the south right, everyone kind
of played dodgeball. If you played dodgeball, that big red
rubber ball. The rules you couldn't hit people in the face.
All sorry, it was an accident. I mean you would plow,
you would punch, You would as hard as you could
throw that red ball, and it would make that sound
when they hit their face. The well that you'd got.

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You didn't play asses up, that's what you take. We
played in a recess or lunchtime. We used to play
in its in soccer punished for things, Alvis. You still
play that game, don't you? With the blue ball? Not anymore?

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Find the only school that we had a square dance. Oh,
we square dance. They would wheel out the record player
and put on the docy dough record and we'd have
to square dance and Jim grab your partner an. Yes,
we had to wear the like the flannel flannels too.
You had a dance to have you seen the muffin man?

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You and you answered yes. Many times it was similar Torner,
but it was. And we had the maypole dance. This
was in college. And did you make a sit upon? Yes?
So for the may pole it was always outside on

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the concrete when you did the dance. So you would
have to have your mom or dad make you a
sit upon, which was a garbage bag stuffed with a
newspaper folded into like a cushion, and then that was
your and then you decorated it the way you wanted
it to look. It was called the sit upon. Why
don't you just play cushions for the Bronx in Brooklyn?
That's why? Okay, so Texas just ask it. You had

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a steer, I don't know, a lot of time learning
a lot of ships. None of us ever ever again
square dancing didn't use that math. Scary is the king
of coupons. He's good at math. Counts pennies is math?
Did you will? Yes? But who needs algebra and all

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that other stupid with the letters? Donone adds letters unless
you really need that for whatever you're going into in life.
You don't need that these letters, all those all those
letters s. Where do you place math teachers on the
on the pecking Arner, except when I learned about Roman numerals.
Never needed every Super Bowl You need copyright dates? Yes,

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all right, are we done? We're pretty much done, aren't we?
How close are we about a minute away? Oh? You
know the other fun thing in Jim class? Parachute day? Okay,
stood the parachute. I didn't stand and we did it
everybody or you put like something in the middle and

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you won't like shake it. Yeah, I had to go
really high. Do you guys remember those bouncy balls they
had to handle? Yeah, yeah, shell they called them a
space hopper. That's what they call an actually hops here
for a while. Yeah, really yeah. We always in the
new studio. Can we have all this stuff in the
new suite? Whatever you want. We always had that big,

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that giant rope with all the knots that was tied
up to the ceiling, but we were never ever allowed
to use it. Do you guys ever climb a rope
and gym class? Yeah, we had to do that, really,
didn't Is it the same rope that you're supposed to
tie around your scrotum and pull it when you get
your wife having ada. I guess we're out of time
now we are Hast, the fifteen minute morning show