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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firms show everybody? Right, alright, alright, we're starting the podcast.
We're already in a fight. It okay, So great Tea
shows up to the studio, High Tea, Good morning, Elvits
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always good to see you too, I know. And then
Scary gets all piste off because you're wearing quote unquote
his shirt. Yeah, I just think this isn't you know,
an old, old entire debate. This is not his shirt.
I'll tell you why. It's my shirt. You look to
me like years ago. It doesn't belong to you. An
image I want to say something at one at a time.
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This is not making sense. It's an image of what
looks like from AFAR headphones. Right, but when you look
up close, they're actually little neighborhoods in Brooklyn that are
listed their words. That's where I'm from. Yeah, not no,
you're not. Okay, So how did how did Greg t
get your your shirt? Okay? This is now the third
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or fourth time he has done this since I've known him.
How did you get? He said, I'm short on shirts?
Can I borrow this shirt for today? And so I said,
yeah you can, and he borrowed it, and I just said,
just return it. I said, I'll even wash it when
you give it back. Never gave it back. This is
the third or fourth time he's done this. Okay, it's
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got stains on it from when I ate food. I mean,
it's got my oh this is my shirt. At this point,
it's it's over and done with. I don't think that's
how that works, though. If you don't claim your shirt
within a certain amount of time, I think it goes
to the holder. First of all, who's computer over here?
I'm not sure. I just I just I just needed someone, Okay, Okay,
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So no, and then wait, if don't you think that
you should replace it, especially if you've got stains on it,
like you should, that's just the problem. Gret doesn't give
a shit, right, and I think Elvis is right. I
don't care. And secondly, if he really wanted it, he
would have asked it back. He would have said I
want it back like a week later, and he did it.
This is now three years in the making. He has
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a collection of my stuff, not just shirts. He's got jeans,
you have shorts, you have my button down his collared
shirts of mine. But it looks better on me, so
it belongs to me what I wear it better. Okay,
here's here's the question for scary. Scary. You know he's
never going to return stuff, so why even why would
you loan stuff to him? You know he's that way,
all right, So then that's it, you know, But one
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of these days I'm gonna borrow something from him. That
would mean you have to come to my house. You're
not coming never, No, you only never come to my house.
He invites me, he's trying to say, invites me that
I never shrow off because I don't go smoke cigars
and Uncle Ted's shed with You know you could, you
could come there. Why would you want the back anyway?
His balls have been in everything, Like why do you
want any of these clothes? And it smells like cigarettes?
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Now why would you want to not be on a
T shirt? Like? How do your getting the T shirt?
Like what are you doing? What are you doing ragging
your balls on the shirt? You don't wear underwear anymore.
I told you I am free ball and all the
time you're not tucking the shirt in? So how did
you get balls on this? Scott? Do you make no sense?
When I went to the bathroom before I had to
lift it up, and it's under my armpits and everything.
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At this point, you don't you don't want you don't
want to reconsider. You're right, Elvis, I want that question.
See why did you stop wearing underwear? Oh? I told
you guys, So yeah, I'm officially now a freeballer completely
every day. I don't wear any underwear anymore. I just
started just keeps himself. Why did you stop wearing? Because
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I don't. During the pandemic, I just started wearing, like,
you know, sweatpants with no wonder wear. And then and
then it just got to become a habit. And now
I just don't use my underwear at all. I only
use it like if I'm gonna go golfing or if
I'm gonna go to Great Adventure, because then I'm really sweaty.
Other than that, I don't wear underwear. You don't worry
about zipping up your dick and your jeans, no, I know,
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I have no one. What about your butt wiping against
your pants? You pull your microphone down a little bit
that I fixed. So if you have to go to
the bathroom, you you clean yourself obviously, and then if
there's anything else, I don't know. I mean, you leave
it in there a little bit and I'll dry you
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put on. You put toilet peer back up there between
the cheeks to keep it from chafing, as opposed to
just wearing underwear. Right, they come back, Yeah, you're back.
You sound good. It stays there. Wait wait, wait, so
you it's like you're wearing like a you know, like
a tampon in your But this is what he did
during the marathon. You don't do that. No, Well, what
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happens if you can't tell my reaction? If you have
chafing that you just chase all day. You put the
toilet paper in there and then it stopped that. We
don't have chaffing because we were underwear. This is the
marathon story. This is the marathon story. When you when
you sweat, doesn't the paper get all wet. I am
toilet paper in my butt as we speak. I want
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to see it. You can get toxic shock syndrome from
toilet paper, like, oh my god, it's like a swan.
It looked like origoni. Almost your butt is creating. Scott
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Scots dropped it on Scotty's board. Scott's burn the studio
down Scotty's not coming to work tomorrow. Now. There are
people listening to this podcast right now driving somewhere with
toilet paper in their butt right now. It's just something else,
not on purpose, though I don't think that people do that.
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You can get diverticulitis. Listen one way, you know what
you could get if you do have chaping like the
little breakies. Do know? You could get like the baby
butt cream, and you could use a bidet like a
tushy and just clean it all out so you're not
like wiping too hard and chafing, and you'll be super clean.
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You won't have to have the toilet paper water. I
don't think Gandhi ever heard you running the marathon? No,
I heard I heard story. No he's not, but I heard, hey, Elvis,
for all time's sake, I mean, I think Greg t
should at least get Scary the shirt back so he
has no shirt to wear. Want that shirt? I got
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another question. When you when you go, when you go, yeah,
when you're done, there's always a little bit left, like
you can't get it. It doesn't like it goes in
your jeans. You're peeing in your jeans. If you put
toilet paper around the your thing, it gets it stays
there between your nuts and your shaft, and it's it
stays right there in the whole time. You wouldn't it
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be easier just to wear to wear a lot of work.
What I do is, can we turn this into a pit?
And then I cut a fly in the front and
the toilet paper you don't need through it. You don't
need it. It sounds like a waste of paper. I listen,
it feels good, and it's like it's it's smooth on
the butt, cheeks and everything like it's nice. Wait, did
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you just take that piece of paper and cramp it
back up your butt? I only put it, pulled a
piece off and threw the garbage. You need the rest
for the right home. Like she'll stay there for several hours,
and when I have to go to the bathroom down,
I'll take it out, just crap it out. Sometimes I
do that. Sometimes I just let it fall on its own.
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This is I can be honest with you about something.
I always thought he was like different than us, like strange.
But this is the strangest conversation I've ever had with
Oh no, not not us, No, not Oh, no, we've
had We've had worse than this. What is his wife thinking? Done?
The rich hung and he's neither. Your wife doesn't know
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you do this. This is not dinner conversation. If you
and Trish want to have like you know some some
like do you have to go to the bathroom first
and take all the unwrap your dick and take it
out of here? As I won't have but I probably
won't have it at that time. I'll pre plan in
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the shower, and I can't do it anymore. I used
to be able to poop down the drain in the
shower years ago, when I lived in a different place.
I don't live there anymore. Now my drain is attached.
I can't with the poop in the shower. That's still
he gave that up. How much more time you guys
got what you believe? How much time do we have?
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Six minutes? Six minutes? That's enough. I don't know what
else I could do, Daniel, what do you want to
ask you? Are you? Are you just surprised that none
of us actually do that? Are you really surprised? I think,
to be honest with do that? Out of one, two, three, four,
how many of your year here, nine out of nine
of you one of yours doing it? You know, just sae.
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This goes back to that whole psychopath conversation we were
having before one and twenty two people are apparently a
psychopath and the top three jobs t are CEOs, lawyers,
and radio hosts. And I think you just nailed it.
I'm really not. I'm really a nice normal person. Yeah,
a nice person and still be a psychopath. Putting toilet
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hold on. Alex is here, Come here, at come over here,
Let's ask him if we're doing the two minute morning
show podcast Great Tea in the Oh my god, greg T.
Greg T always keeps toilet paper up his butt to
keep him But why do you do that again? Because
I don't wear underwear chasing Alex help help chafing. You
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gotta tell me the other part that Alex Also, when
greg T goes pee so he doesn't get any of
his jeans, he wraps his dick in in toilet paper
and then walks away. No way that he thinks we're
crazy because we don't. Sometimes I got toilet paper stuck
in the hairs in my butt, but it's not on purpose.
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Who else has turned on? Right? Now anybody. No, no
one's turned on at all. I never seen you never
seen those office and you never see no no, wait, no,
I'm not in the sorry in the cross in my
hand love like a single berry. Get out of here.
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You down here, No, you can't leave yet. I'm busy toilet.
This is he was spreading heading. You don't. You don't
see what he does. He did that thing earlier where
he like stopping. It's a it's a dog toy. He
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came in earlier with he was like jumping up and
down with his ding dong hanging out. I'm like, why
do you do that? What do you want? Guys do that?
I did that the other day to Lisa. She got
so match She's like, would you stop acting like a
five year old? I'm like, five year old, don't do that.
It's a very normal thing for guys to do that.
Gandhi's boyfriend pulls his balls out in pictures so and
she has to wait to see it later. He thinks
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it hilarious, and you've swinger. I don't think, Greg, What
are you gonna do? Now? What do you do with
the rest of your day? I mean, you're off the
air at eight thirty. You have nothing to do? What
do you do? So? No? I well, I actually have
some more work to do. I have organization things to
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get done, so I have to go do that um
organization thing. He's gonna make you, dick mummy fight again.
Toilet paper, I got that stopping home depot. Have to
buy faux brick at um. I'm home depot. The faux
brick like, oh, I love that faux brick. It's not
real so good. Why do you read it? Why do
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you need faux brick? But well, because I'm readoing my
whole house. So the downstairs, the dining room, one wall
is going to be all faux bricks. I have to
buy them. Put that up today. Do you still pee
on your house tea outside? Okay, that's with you. Do
you keep a roll of paper like connected to the
outside of your house like a roll like a hose?
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The t paper will stay there all day out? Pull
more of pull more of it out of your butt?
What's this a hold on? It's like the Scott Drick Elvis.
You got a whole roll up there, man, nothing if
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Scotty Be's flipping out over here, I've seen you, I've
seen your dick, just like everybody else in this room. Yeah,
it doesn't. I mean it can't stay there long. There's
not a lot to hold onto. You know that this
is in my rear. This does nothing with what I
gotta go. Now he's putting one on my pants. That's
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gonna get soggy. Okay, bye, nice hat. Can't get him
the water you just put down his butt? Did I
show you my shorts? Short? Let me tell you something.
So these painter shorts, right, it's a very big trend
now stores are selling them. You don't like this. I
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think this myself. This is my own paint, my own cooking.
Wait a minute, this the same part I saw you last. Yeah,
you coked your pants up. Yeah, he cocked his pants
and he tissue paper his call. What do you doing?
What are you? What are you talking about? He told
me to show you my my shorts and in my
in the pick in the picture. Could I don't want
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to get naked like I don't want to be in trouble. No,
we don't want you to get off the shirt. The
shirt on because I have no underwarran, so I can't
and your privates are below counterspace. There can we describe
what Nate wants you to show us. He wants you
to wants me to show you my pants. I can't
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see anything. Only Scott I was going to see it.
We trust you. Jump on the console, rest your belly
on the cap. Oh my god, cover it up. Donald
Duck in it because his shirt covers his ass and
his dinger. I want to see that. You don't want
to see you? Go ahead. This is real paint and
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calking on my shorts. You coked your pants and I
cut these right, I'm not listening, so I cut them.
These are now a trendy item. But this I made myself.
And what's the brown paint in the back? Can you
see toilet paper hanging out or though? Yes, there's loads
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of it, you have loads, you have loads up your
all right, are we done? I think we're Scotty. Pull
a piece out out. We gotta go. Everybody people coming, well,
Maxwells in the next studio, and then who's that? We
don't We don't want you naked. I did do anything.
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Shirt is so long you could just wipe your ass
with that shirt. All right, we gotta go. Are we done?
We're done? We're done for stopping by tea always we're
leaving first. You know we're leaving first. Good Bye ship weird.
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