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May 8, 2019 15 mins

As we get ready for Puerto Rico, we teach Gandhi about who the worst travelers are on the show!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
fifty minute morning show time. We got to get to
this seriously. Uh gandhi, my apologies. What's Welcome to the show.
You've been here for a total of how many weeks? Months?

(00:24):
Eight months? It's great and I'm hoping it's it's everything
you dreamed of it more. Yes, Now, you've never traveled
with all of us, have you know? I've traveled with
Danielle and you in particular a few times, and we're easy.
You're easy, low maintenance. We're directly no maintenance when it
comes to many things. And first traveling goes because we
travel a lot. Whatever. Well, now for Puerto Rico, we're
leaving in with two weeks, no next week, next thursday.

(00:45):
Oh thanks for telling me. I'll try to make it.
Uh we leave for Puerto Rico next week and on
this trip will be Brody in Great Tea. They don't
know how to travel well. First of all, the two
of them share something in common. They're they're afraid to fly. Okay, okay,
they just so. Therefore they don't travel. Therefore not a

(01:05):
lot of practice, and therefore it just fucking sucks traveling.
The only thing that gets me through a flight because
I don't like flying and I have a little fear.
Is I look over great? He crying, and it makes
me feel better, he cries. Are we all have the
same flight? Can we request now not to be? I
would request to be on another flight? Now they're gonna
ruin it for you. First of all, Danielle, when we

(01:27):
when we travel for three days? Right? Uh? For three days?
How many bags do you need to pack in? Okay?
And when is that bag? Do you check that bag?
To carry on? Carry on? You take like a little
you know, a little backpack or something. Because you can
carry on a bag and you can also take another
smaller bag with you on board. You don't have to

(01:49):
check it. You gotta see what Gandhi pack for Singapore
or what she didn't pack. That's a different that's a
different story. So Gandhi, we're going to going to Puerto
Rico for three days, right, that'll be a carry on
for sure. No, they're packing their bags. And here's the thing.
Here's the thing. If one person, let's say fifteen people

(02:09):
are on a trip together and they all carry on
except for one, everyone has to wait for that that
one person to get their back, So now you can
check your bag, because now you know we're gonna wait anyway,
I will leave them at the airport. Can we leave
them at the airport while they're getting the bags? Yes,
if you leave me at the airport, then I really
am stucker Brody. I don't want to do that. No,
it's such a party foul to be the person that
checks the bag when everyone else has just brings carrea.

(02:30):
This is why we don't like to travel with Uncle Johnny,
because he has to bring the paste for his teeth
in the blue for his hair and hairspray. I have
to bring uh sandals of some kind O carry on
something a little dressier to wear. I have big. I
wear a size twelve. That's my whole suitcases those three.

(02:51):
First of all, you don't need dress shoes for the beach.
Dress okay, a pair of flip flops is dressing or
for the beach. You don't think we have to bring shoes.
If we go to in there somewhere makeup and hair products,
we get toilet tree sizes and we pack it and
you can you can also buy toilet trees when you
get there. That's overpaying. I'm not doing that. I'll bring
a backpack. I'm bringing my own shaving cream. I don't

(03:13):
even have hair. I need nighttime wear, I need well
I like to feel comfortable in my hotel. Will realize
you can roll things and shove them in shoes and
all kinds of stuff. I don't like to shove anything
in shoes. Okay, I'm just saying now, if you are,
If you are that person who is the only one
who has to check your bag with a group of
people who are carrying it on, they hate you. They

(03:34):
hate I'm not the only one. Andrew usually sends out
an email that says, please tell me nobody's checking the
back because honestly, we're going to be there Thursday afternoon, Friday, Saturday,
and we go home Sunday morning. You can actually wear
the same thing coming home that you Yes, no, no, elvis.
I do that all the time. They always do that.

(03:57):
I have my inning because you only have them all
for not even a half a day. But the outbound
plain clothes is what we want to work that morning.
It doesn't matter like another duffel bag or a backpack
on because you can shove some stuf. That's my computer,
my my headphone, I'm not gonna I want to say something.
Don't get mad at me. I can't. We don't. We
don't judge you, but for what. No, No, we don't

(04:18):
judge you for wearing the same outfit two days within
a three day period. We won't because all of your
clothes look they look alike anywhere. I'm not saying that
to me. I have a style that's not a good style.
It's just it's not it's your No, it's your signature style.
I get that. But I'm just saying, we're not gonna
judge you if we see you wearing the same thing
Friday or Thursday, then again on Sunday. But we will

(04:39):
judge if you slow us down with the checked baggage. Yeah,
because it's a little selfish. To be honest, You need
to learn to travel. You need to learn how to
pack a bag for three days with everyone from my blankie,
our general statement alert, General statement alert alert. All of
America using packs bags and checks luggage. No two and

(04:59):
a half day. The majority of people check baggage. No, no no, no, no,
by the way, no, not right, not no, it's not true.
I've been on many trips for like to Orlando or Vegas,
you know, places where you go for two or three days.
And uh, but we had had to take a lot
of wardrobe for TV and stuff. So I had to

(05:21):
check a bag and I got to the thing the carousel,
I was the only one everyone had carried their bags
on for Vegas. That this is right because baggage fees
are expensive and people want to just conserve and just
put business trip. I'm expensing to baggage. So, Garrett, you've
been so quiet. Well, everybody's been fighting. So you know,

(05:41):
in Great Tea's defense, he doesn't know how to pack properly.
So coming home from Los Angeles, when you got your
star on the Walk of Fame, Elvis, Great T and
I shared a flight home and uh, in his hotel room,
he got a bottle of wine and he only had
a carry on. Gregg T thought he could walk through
security with a bottle of wine. Because you can't take.

(06:02):
You can't take. To tell the T S agent why
he should be able to walk through the bottle of wine.
They're not going to negotiate that. Let him pack his
bag for the sake of just him being comfortable, because
he doesn't know how to pack a small band. Why
don't you bring all your ship in here that you're
taking and I'll carry on it and I'll get it
in there. And that's another thing. Good, good point, Carret. Well,

(06:26):
you know when we go to these hotels where sort
of v I p treated, where they take good care
of us, they always leave a bottle of wine in
the room for us. Drink it, drink it. I take
that home to my wife. Oh my god, she go by,
go buy a box of wine. Well, if I buy
a brace and I gotta have a bigger bag and
put a price, it should be easy to pack your
bag because everything is perpendicular, because because your your shoes

(06:47):
are square toes Am, I the only one who rolls
my stuff, roller roll everything. I roll things everything. And
he sleeps naked. Well, no, when I go to a hotel,
I do use clothes I sleep like and sweatpants. And
that doesn't take it. Okay, And then again you can
you can take a roller bag, and you could also

(07:08):
take like a backpack. You can. You've got plenty of
room to pack. We've we've gone for over seven minutes
about this nonsense, okay, Gandhi tell him I'm terrified of this.
Please just pack a carry on. Don't don't do it.
Don't give us a reason to hate you. Okay, what
about what about the crying on the plane? Greg, He's
gonna cry on the plane. That's because I drink and
I take sleeping bills. Remember we flew to Iowa from

(07:31):
Chicago with that small Planee it was it was. I
guess it's safe to say to Puerto Rico like five hours.
Here's the thing keeps us in mind. The majority of
Americans have never been on an airplane and don't travel.
They don't. We're actually talking about this the other day.

(07:51):
There's a huge percentage of people who have never left
the state they were born in. And that's okay. But
when it's time for you to spread your wings and fly,
you know, we're giving you a tip to fit in.
Why can't we just drive there? And like in Puerto
Rico Island, it's an island. You have a little boat
or something from did you get to the end of
the United States? You can take a book that's called Florida.

(08:14):
So if that's the way we go. So when I
get to Florida, get on a boat and that would
that would be a long It's not right over there.
That would be a long trip to get to planes
go a lot faster. Yeah, I know you got this.
I will go on a plane. If Elvis says I
have to go on a plane, then I'll go. He'll
never say that I didn't tell you had to go
on this trip. No one is being forced to go
on this trip. I always try to get out of it.

(08:35):
And then Great Season don't go. Really absolutely, Wow, that's
a decision, bro. You don't have to go. If you
don't want to go. It's a free trip. There's one
in the hotel on your first wife. You know, free
like paper covers, rock, free covers, fear. Okay, yeah, it's
free these people, but we have other value were they

(09:00):
actually have? They do have value? Another areas fair enough?
This is one of the deficiencies according to Great Team.
When I absolutely positively have to, you don't. You don't
have to. I'm telling you around you don't have to
go on this trip. I told me that, and it
was like, no, Tea, you have to go. I'm overriding it.
If you don't want to go, don't go. Okay, can
we make a ruled off? He goes, yes to stay
because the last two times he's left. The next day

(09:21):
he stays at the airport. He really he wants to do.
You know, traveling is one of those things because you,
first of all, we have to work with each other
when we're here, we're there, we have to do a
little work, but there's a lot of play and it's
a lot of fun. We're actually fun people, actually like brody.
When we're away from here to well, you drink more
and then you hug me. Hey, whose whose room are

(09:43):
we going to put all the charges on this time?
Because we always took one person and then when we
go into it's not in the room. That's the easiest
way to do that. Yeah, we're gonna charge everything to
Nate room. And we charge dollars worth a dirty bananas
to someone who used to work with us. We're like, oh,
put it on his room, dirty bananas a drink. By

(10:04):
the way, it's not an actual. He was the shy type,
so he paid it. Yeah, he's like, I don't want
to I don't want to be like the I don't
want to be the it's coming down, our friend coming.
We charged everything to his only found out when we left,
and he didn't want to be the guy who complained,
so he paid it. Oh my god, no I would complain.
I will take sleeping pills and I will get on

(10:26):
this plane and it'll be fine. It's gonna be Can
you continue to take them all weekend? By the way,
Alex and I have invited a few friends. Actually they
went online to uh, what is it called Elvis in
Puerto Rico. Elvis and Puerto Rico dot com. Come and
you get a percentage off for that weekend. And so
we have some friends coming down with us. We're gonna
the first time. I'm going by myself. I think my cousin.

(10:47):
We're gonna have fun. Wait, your your cousins come. Yeah,
So I invited a plus one. It is a guy.
There's nothing going on. I'm gonna put that out there,
having sex with your cousin, not having sex with cousin.
But my cousin's gonna come as well. So it's gonna
be my friend and a cousin is coming. Raoul the
guy who runs the garage where most of his park.
That's right, Ice House Park, a time share up the
road and he will be hanging out. If you booked

(11:09):
through Elvis and Puertobrico dot com, you know you could
come to see the b b Rexa concert Friday night.
We'll be there Friday night and she's gonna be performing
for us. I'm excited about bb rextion. Nobody's talking about that.
Great to be the one in the corner of sleeping
and crying. Although he may take his wedding ring off.
From what I hear, Ladies, I've already started waking down,

(11:31):
was going to come down, and now she's not. And
it really really pissed me off. Why she decided not
to come because she doesn't trust my mom on watching
all the girls and like taking the dance class and whatever.
So it was a family issue. You just disclosed out
loud that your wife doesn't trust your mom her mother
in lawn. Is there a problem between your wife and

(11:51):
your mom. No, she loves my mom. It's just that
my mom likes to pass the buck. So my mom
already started saying like, well, my sister Stacy and Michelle,
they'll help me out, and and Trish was like, Terry, no,
I'm leaving the girls to you. So, so your wife
doesn't trust your sisters. It's no, no, no, It's just
that she doesn't want to burden them. With the extras work.
I'm a trust issue. It's that my mom is too

(12:14):
prissy and won't do it. She is what do you
mean by that? She's just very much like you know, um,
can they just stay here at my house? Like my
mom doesn't like to sleep anywhere else. My mom doesn't
she wants to go to dinner and have wine, so
she doesn't want to take the girls restaurant. So you know,
she your wife doesn't want your mom, an alcoholic, to

(12:35):
take care of your she has a drinking problem. It
became an issuing so I said the trish. I said, Trish,
it is time. Now we need a break. So I
put my foot down and it became a big argument.
And then she was like, okay, since you've raised your tone,
now let me talk in a tone that you understand.
I'm not going I put my fun down. Enough's not

(13:00):
a lot of like Froggy's wife's not coming. So Lisa
has put me in charge of Froggy. She goes, hey,
I'm not going to be there. You're in charge of
your work husband for the weekends. He doesn't get My
husband's working NonStop. He just took off for our vacation,
so he can't take off again, and my mom has
something going on, and all my friends have a lot
of stuff going on. So I was like, you know what,
I'm just gonna go by myself. This about Robin's coming

(13:24):
into the beach, No, I love it. I love when
Robin joins me because she plays well in the sandbox
with others. She's independent. She hangs out with a Garrett's
wife Ali and Scotty's wife Amy. My my girlfriend tells
me a lot of things that Scary doesn't like her
to tell me. Yeah. She she plays with all you guys.
Robin bonded when we went to Singapore and Johnnie's sister

(13:47):
and Robin boy. Yeah, she bring that red bikini. Yeah.
She actually whenever they go away, she puts pictures up
of herself in the red bikini. Yeah, that's she likes
that one. It's one of her fames, that that one's
in high rotation. Well, you know, Nate and I have
decided that we were at an age and putting our
lives where we're not going to take our shirts off

(14:08):
at the pool or the beach. Danielle and I decided
to say I've already bought cute cover up that We're
all good. That's the thing. Guys can't wear cute cover ups,
No you can't. They try to bring back the wet suit.
Swimshirts are disgusting for guys, like they're ugly. There's not
a nice good swim shirt for a guy. Is that
really a thing of swimshirt? Yeah, never heard of it.
I plan on hitting the tables of the casino. You

(14:29):
know this, gambling is legal there and they have several
large casinos right there where we're gonna be staying. So excited,
I can't wait. I'm telling you know, Puerto Rico. Being
able to go there and support Puerto Rico everything they've
been through and everything they continue to go through, it's
it's so so great that we're going there together to
celebrate how wonderful they are in the culture of their food,
the people, and also just a walk through old San

(14:49):
Juan at night is just so romantic and so great.
Gandy and I are gonna make out? What about me?
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