October 21, 2021 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
First Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast.
A lot of us wearing purple for Spirit Day. A
few of us aren't. Look at Scary's scary tight shirt.
(00:23):
It's a size small. It's the only thing you guys had,
and you know what, you look great in it. And
you're making a statement, you're making several statements. What statement
of my banking? It's Spirit Day. It's all about bullying
in the LGBTQ community. Okay, and you know what, it
is good to recycle tight shirts. He was very very
happy that he said. And I, well, I'm just able.
(00:44):
I was happy I was able to squeeze into this
even if it doesn't fit. He's glad he got into
a small Yeah, and we're happy you did. And there's Froggy,
and there's Nate, and there's Scotty B and Danielle and
Gandhi and Brody and Garrett. Yes, all right, all right, yes, Nate. Okay.
So during the show today, Gandhi did a list of things.
What was the things men do that women don't know
(01:04):
about her? Things men secretly do. So I found this
list on Reddit The things they didn't realize until they
lived with a woman. Oh that's good. Okay, this thing
I found out. It kind of shocked me. Apparently showering
and washing your hair are separate events. They're not separate events,
but you don't always do them together. That's what I feel.
(01:27):
You And when you wash your hair, it's quite an
undertaking at least, like if you have hair like me
or like you know a lot of it. It's not
just a quick band thing with us, just like in
the shower every day done right. When you have hair
like yours, longer hair, more hair, it's it is an event.
A lot of guys didn't know that till the mood event.
You invite people over, then have a bottle of conditioner.
(01:48):
Yeah at once, Yeah, pretty much. Well, your wife Amy
has enough hair for five people. It's true and can
prove that. Yeah. Is there anything else that? Yeah? There
to get rid of bangs, you don't just cut them off, seriously,
I don't know, you have to grow them out. Yeah
does that make I mean, isn't that just the hair
(02:08):
up front? You gotta cut it off and then need
to have I don't know, I mean we do. We
all have the same hair, so like Nate. If you
decided you wanted to grow your hair out, or you
didn't want that little curly cue in the front anymore,
you wouldn't just cut it off, right, Well, what do
you do with it? You just let it grow. You
can paint it with a bobby pin while it grows out.
(02:30):
There's things you can do. I had no answer for that.
I'm like, okay. Hair stylists get really temperamental about bangs too.
They'll tell you like, oh no, I don't think you
should do bangs. Your hair's too long, it's going to
take you too long to grow it out, you don't
have the face for it. All kinds of stuff too
curly or you know, stuffing. Yeah, hold on, do you
hear that? I got dogs barking? I got I love it.
(02:57):
I love a beautiful day on the farm. See this one.
I found out. Pockets are very rare for women's pants.
Why don't you guys have pockets? Well, I think that
they're more, you know, form fitting and some sometimes a
pocket makes things look wider. But what sucks even more
is when you do have a pocket, that thing is
so tiny you can't put anything in anywhere. Pockets It
pops out the side on your thighs. I hate that
(03:19):
when it doesn't like sit flat. Yeah, and it puffs.
But every time I see a woman that does have
pockets that that they do enjoy, they seem so happy.
So like, do would you enjoy more pockets? Oh yeah,
there's a dress with pockets. I'm like, look at my pocket?
Oh yeah, should be carrying stuff in pockets? No, but
dress with pockets. You have a place for your hands.
That's women should wear too. You can wear coo lots.
(03:43):
Here's that I didn't realize until I live with Heather.
Heather never ever dry her clothes in a dryer. Trigger
I write a pair of I don't know if they
were pleather or some sort of weird My god, they
seriously looked like they should be going onto a doll,
like they were like this big here today. So Lisa
(04:04):
said to me from the other room, Hey, can you
throw the clothes in the dryer? And I said, yeah, sure.
When you asked me to throw the clothes in the dryer,
what does that mean? You put the clothes in the
dryer separate. You take everything that's in the washer and
you throw it in the dryer and you turn it on. Correct,
they were already washed. It was already washed. Everything was washed.
(04:25):
You can washing machine. And she said, we bring the
clothes in the dryer, so I did stuffing. You need
separate loads for coming up. So what happens because I
threw her bras in there, she lost her ship on me. Yeah, yeah,
they you didn't know. You didn't. Every brad ever warned
you could throw in the dryers. What I said, yeah,
(04:47):
but you gotta stay in the end of the form
and loses this form. And there's also delicates that don't
go in the dryer, and you're supposed to know that also, right,
And like if there's still like the T shirt that
Danielle is wearing, it's kind of a fitted T shirt.
I don't dry stuff like that ever, because I'm like,
if this even shrinks an inch, this is going to
be a problem. So I'll just air dry that too.
See you learn that when you finally move in with
(05:07):
the woman frog. You just didn't learn it. Another advantage
of being gay was another advantage to drow everything in
the dryer place. And then to your point, women only
own one truly good bra. Nope, no, but the couple
that I own even though I don't even like bras,
and I don't like wearing them. I swear by them,
(05:28):
and if I can't find them, I get very upset.
Even though I have other bras, they're like show bras.
You know, all right, what are you wearing right now? Nothing? Okay? Uh?
I see I found out about this period panties apparently
or a thing. Oh yeah, of course, are sure you
can't wear your nice panties during the time of month? No, yeah,
(05:48):
it's a bad word. I just learned to. Like. I know,
there's many side effects of birth control, is Gandhi mentioned
just the other day too, But the amount of side
effects if you read the instructions on some of the boxes,
like the paper is like the iTunes user agreement with
all the side effects that women go through, like words
I've never heard before. It's just guys, if you do
(06:09):
yourself a favor, just see what possibly could go through
women could go through from taking birth control. Yeah, that's
pretty bad. Okay, I had three kids. Here's something an
innocent cleaning excursion in the right circumstances will lead to
a full on reorganization of all the furniture in the house. Yes,
(06:30):
it's like it's like working a puzzle. I know that
fancy makeup takes a very long time. Yes, definitely, without
a doubt. Moisturizer goes on your body, not just your face. Yeah,
and they're different. There's a face one and a body one. Yeah,
that's a very important Alex will use just Jurgen's lotion
(06:50):
or whatever on his face. You don't do that. It's
not good for your face. You will lose way more
hair ties than sucks, without a doubt. I have one
in my hair right now. I have two on my
wrist because these things go missing all the time. Whose
things are always clogging the drain in my house? How okay?
Sound like Sheldon? Because my Bobby Pins go down the
sink and he's like, huh, the plumber came again, look
(07:13):
what he found. And if Pins and I get shoved
down there, how they get down there? I don't know.
I realized that when my hair was long, I would
be like, where's my thing? And they just vanished. I
have no clue where they would always have one on
your wrist. That's it, let's list, that's gonna you know.
An interesting one that my one of my very best
(07:33):
friends and her husband got into an argument about was
unless you live with a woman, you don't understand that
we use at least twice as much toilet paper as
you guys do, So if you have just a little
bit left, you can't be like, oh, that's gonna last
this a week. No, it's not stop it. They got
into a huge fight because he actually tried to have
an intervention with her and he said, you're using too
much toilet paper. I don't use this much toilet paper.
(07:54):
She was like, are you an idiot? This is seriously
the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Yes, I didn't know that. Yeah,
it's because you don't da have f up, right man, right?
Shake you? Yeah? Highly buy single ply for that reason.
I have for about ten minutes sometimes hold on. Scary
you have a different toilet paper for dabbing than you
(08:17):
do for other things. Oh no, I only use one
ply toilet paper because I'm in fear of clogged toilets
by my girlfriend because she uses a lot whatever I mean,
whatever it is, I don't want it. I don't want
to deal with a plunger or just robbing under the
bus coming I'm afraid of my girlfriend. Don't use more
(08:41):
toilet papers per per sting. They use more toilet paper
per week in general. Yes, and you do understand that
by getting the one ply, she's going to use more
because one place you have on your finger too. But
you know what your girlfriend with duty on her fingers,
(09:03):
you have a nail too. That's not what should I
not allow. There's an art to use in one ply?
You know you just have to art's there's an art.
Yea as much used twice as much. Once again, I
know how much you make. Don't get a cheap ass.
(09:24):
And I'm not being a cheapass. You know me. I
spend money. But when it comes to the dumb things,
the things we need for you, but not your girlfriend,
silly you kind of cunness her with the one ply
like can comment anyone? She goes, why don't you have
to plo? I don't understand it. You live high on
(09:44):
the hog and everything else? Do you tell her it's
because of her? And I don't trust my own toilet
ball that's the problem. Wait a minute, you told me
you've got the Commander four, that you could put golf
balls down all the champion four. Definitely, yes, you're bigger
(10:05):
than golf balls. Hold on, I can't hear. What you
say is frog. You have golf balls falling onto your
aspart you flashing golf ball. The chair eating golf has
advertised it can swallow an entire bucket of golf balls
in one gulf, but not Robin's poop. No, I never
said one. In the bathroom, I flushed a double eagles
(10:31):
tears her from staying over, and that's what he wants.
Oh my god, You guys know, I'm the only one
who used scary. You can handle a double ply shaman
or something. That was the list. Know it was gaudy
that brought up the toilet paper thing. Pretty good, Pretty good, guys,
Scary always coming through scary that one plight. Toilet paper
(10:55):
is as stin on your butt as that shirt is
on you. Well, then you you have single ply t
shirt with a with a flushable wipe, and you're good.
Those aren't flushable toilets. But they say you're really not them,
that's what they said. Most things my butt on this
(11:16):
every day. No, that's actually Max. That's Max. They need
haircuts desperately. I know they say, not the flush flushible wife,
but we've been flushing them forever and they don't clug
you to it, so I don't Okay, we don't have
a problem. Well, they messed up the sewer system. You
just jinx yourself. Frog. I was actually part of a
(11:40):
class action lawsuit against some flushable wipes. I got about
seventy six cents. Wow, big spender. Can we have Robin
on the podcast tomorrow please? Yeah, she's more fun. Okay, yeah,
tomorrow and tomorrow only. Okay, yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah,
I see the text now coming to scary. What did
(12:01):
you say today my mom? You guys, My mom texted
me I heard you talking about us this morning. My
friend heard you too, and one of Carol and Bobby's
daughter's friends heard you. She called Carol and told her
talking about your parents are all swinging with those other people.
You guys suggested that my parents could be swingers that
(12:21):
tell them not to listen. Tell them not to listen
to your show because they're gonna hear things that they
can't handle. I suggested your parents friends are actually your
real parents. You didn't fathers like spitting image of Elvis
yesterday's Brooklyn Boys episode that we recorded episode I did
also accuse his parents of swinging because they go everywhere
(12:43):
with this couple. This is like a sing Maybe they are.
They're best friends, don't you. Guys have parents that have
best friends since they were like teenagers and they were
like double dating. They've been together forever. They're like, what
about if your mom falls asleep early? How do you
know that Tony is not like moving it on the
other Hey, Carol, why don't you come over? Carol, I'll
(13:04):
give you a Brooklyn sausage. You think about this. You
know your parents got down you exist? Yeah, I can't think.
Brothers and sisters. They like to do it a lot. Yeah, wait,
do you look like your parents and not the other people?
A little bit? You? All of you all? I bet
they're doing it right now. Bob and Row, Carol and Tony.
(13:29):
They do have a joining hotel rooms though, okay, we're done.
A special knock that they just when they're ready. They
got pineapples everywhere. Frogged the fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
First Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast.
A lot of us wearing purple for Spirit Day. A
few of us aren't. Look at Scary's scary tight shirt.
(00:23):
It's a size small. It's the only thing you guys had,
and you know what, you look great in it. And
you're making a statement, you're making several statements. What statement
of my banking? It's Spirit Day. It's all about bullying
in the LGBTQ community. Okay, and you know what, it
is good to recycle tight shirts. He was very very
happy that he said. And I, well, I'm just able.
(00:44):
I was happy I was able to squeeze into this
even if it doesn't fit. He's glad he got into
a small Yeah, and we're happy you did. And there's Froggy,
and there's Nate, and there's Scotty B and Danielle and
Gandhi and Brody and Garrett. Yes, all right, all right, yes, Nate. Okay.
So during the show today, Gandhi did a list of things.
What was the things men do that women don't know
(01:04):
about her? Things men secretly do. So I found this
list on Reddit The things they didn't realize until they
lived with a woman. Oh that's good. Okay, this thing
I found out. It kind of shocked me. Apparently showering
and washing your hair are separate events. They're not separate events,
but you don't always do them together. That's what I feel.
(01:27):
You And when you wash your hair, it's quite an
undertaking at least, like if you have hair like me
or like you know a lot of it. It's not
just a quick band thing with us, just like in
the shower every day done right. When you have hair
like yours, longer hair, more hair, it's it is an event.
A lot of guys didn't know that till the mood event.
You invite people over, then have a bottle of conditioner.
(01:48):
Yeah at once, Yeah, pretty much. Well, your wife Amy
has enough hair for five people. It's true and can
prove that. Yeah. Is there anything else that? Yeah? There
to get rid of bangs, you don't just cut them off, seriously,
I don't know, you have to grow them out. Yeah
does that make I mean, isn't that just the hair
(02:08):
up front? You gotta cut it off and then need
to have I don't know, I mean we do. We
all have the same hair, so like Nate. If you
decided you wanted to grow your hair out, or you
didn't want that little curly cue in the front anymore,
you wouldn't just cut it off, right, Well, what do
you do with it? You just let it grow. You
can paint it with a bobby pin while it grows out.
(02:30):
There's things you can do. I had no answer for that.
I'm like, okay. Hair stylists get really temperamental about bangs too.
They'll tell you like, oh no, I don't think you
should do bangs. Your hair's too long, it's going to
take you too long to grow it out, you don't
have the face for it. All kinds of stuff too
curly or you know, stuffing. Yeah, hold on, do you
hear that? I got dogs barking? I got I love it.
(02:57):
I love a beautiful day on the farm. See this one.
I found out. Pockets are very rare for women's pants.
Why don't you guys have pockets? Well, I think that
they're more, you know, form fitting and some sometimes a
pocket makes things look wider. But what sucks even more
is when you do have a pocket, that thing is
so tiny you can't put anything in anywhere. Pockets It
pops out the side on your thighs. I hate that
(03:19):
when it doesn't like sit flat. Yeah, and it puffs.
But every time I see a woman that does have
pockets that that they do enjoy, they seem so happy.
So like, do would you enjoy more pockets? Oh yeah,
there's a dress with pockets. I'm like, look at my pocket?
Oh yeah, should be carrying stuff in pockets? No, but
dress with pockets. You have a place for your hands.
That's women should wear too. You can wear coo lots.
(03:43):
Here's that I didn't realize until I live with Heather.
Heather never ever dry her clothes in a dryer. Trigger
I write a pair of I don't know if they
were pleather or some sort of weird My god, they
seriously looked like they should be going onto a doll,
like they were like this big here today. So Lisa
(04:04):
said to me from the other room, Hey, can you
throw the clothes in the dryer? And I said, yeah, sure.
When you asked me to throw the clothes in the dryer,
what does that mean? You put the clothes in the
dryer separate. You take everything that's in the washer and
you throw it in the dryer and you turn it on. Correct,
they were already washed. It was already washed. Everything was washed.
(04:25):
You can washing machine. And she said, we bring the
clothes in the dryer, so I did stuffing. You need
separate loads for coming up. So what happens because I
threw her bras in there, she lost her ship on me. Yeah, yeah,
they you didn't know. You didn't. Every brad ever warned
you could throw in the dryers. What I said, yeah,
(04:47):
but you gotta stay in the end of the form
and loses this form. And there's also delicates that don't
go in the dryer, and you're supposed to know that also, right,
And like if there's still like the T shirt that
Danielle is wearing, it's kind of a fitted T shirt.
I don't dry stuff like that ever, because I'm like,
if this even shrinks an inch, this is going to
be a problem. So I'll just air dry that too.
See you learn that when you finally move in with
(05:07):
the woman frog. You just didn't learn it. Another advantage
of being gay was another advantage to drow everything in
the dryer place. And then to your point, women only
own one truly good bra. Nope, no, but the couple
that I own even though I don't even like bras,
and I don't like wearing them. I swear by them,
(05:28):
and if I can't find them, I get very upset.
Even though I have other bras, they're like show bras.
You know, all right, what are you wearing right now? Nothing? Okay? Uh?
I see I found out about this period panties apparently
or a thing. Oh yeah, of course, are sure you
can't wear your nice panties during the time of month? No, yeah,
(05:48):
it's a bad word. I just learned to. Like. I know,
there's many side effects of birth control, is Gandhi mentioned
just the other day too, But the amount of side
effects if you read the instructions on some of the boxes,
like the paper is like the iTunes user agreement with
all the side effects that women go through, like words
I've never heard before. It's just guys, if you do
(06:09):
yourself a favor, just see what possibly could go through
women could go through from taking birth control. Yeah, that's
pretty bad. Okay, I had three kids. Here's something an
innocent cleaning excursion in the right circumstances will lead to
a full on reorganization of all the furniture in the house. Yes,
(06:30):
it's like it's like working a puzzle. I know that
fancy makeup takes a very long time. Yes, definitely, without
a doubt. Moisturizer goes on your body, not just your face. Yeah,
and they're different. There's a face one and a body one. Yeah,
that's a very important Alex will use just Jurgen's lotion
(06:50):
or whatever on his face. You don't do that. It's
not good for your face. You will lose way more
hair ties than sucks, without a doubt. I have one
in my hair right now. I have two on my
wrist because these things go missing all the time. Whose
things are always clogging the drain in my house? How okay?
Sound like Sheldon? Because my Bobby Pins go down the
sink and he's like, huh, the plumber came again, look
(07:13):
what he found. And if Pins and I get shoved
down there, how they get down there? I don't know.
I realized that when my hair was long, I would
be like, where's my thing? And they just vanished. I
have no clue where they would always have one on
your wrist. That's it, let's list, that's gonna you know.
An interesting one that my one of my very best
(07:33):
friends and her husband got into an argument about was
unless you live with a woman, you don't understand that
we use at least twice as much toilet paper as
you guys do, So if you have just a little
bit left, you can't be like, oh, that's gonna last
this a week. No, it's not stop it. They got
into a huge fight because he actually tried to have
an intervention with her and he said, you're using too
much toilet paper. I don't use this much toilet paper.
(07:54):
She was like, are you an idiot? This is seriously
the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Yes, I didn't know that. Yeah,
it's because you don't da have f up, right man, right?
Shake you? Yeah? Highly buy single ply for that reason.
I have for about ten minutes sometimes hold on. Scary
you have a different toilet paper for dabbing than you
(08:17):
do for other things. Oh no, I only use one
ply toilet paper because I'm in fear of clogged toilets
by my girlfriend because she uses a lot whatever I mean,
whatever it is, I don't want it. I don't want
to deal with a plunger or just robbing under the
bus coming I'm afraid of my girlfriend. Don't use more
(08:41):
toilet papers per per sting. They use more toilet paper
per week in general. Yes, and you do understand that
by getting the one ply, she's going to use more
because one place you have on your finger too. But
you know what your girlfriend with duty on her fingers,
(09:03):
you have a nail too. That's not what should I
not allow. There's an art to use in one ply?
You know you just have to art's there's an art.
Yea as much used twice as much. Once again, I
know how much you make. Don't get a cheap ass.
(09:24):
And I'm not being a cheapass. You know me. I
spend money. But when it comes to the dumb things,
the things we need for you, but not your girlfriend,
silly you kind of cunness her with the one ply
like can comment anyone? She goes, why don't you have
to plo? I don't understand it. You live high on
(09:44):
the hog and everything else? Do you tell her it's
because of her? And I don't trust my own toilet
ball that's the problem. Wait a minute, you told me
you've got the Commander four, that you could put golf
balls down all the champion four. Definitely, yes, you're bigger
(10:05):
than golf balls. Hold on, I can't hear. What you
say is frog. You have golf balls falling onto your
aspart you flashing golf ball. The chair eating golf has
advertised it can swallow an entire bucket of golf balls
in one gulf, but not Robin's poop. No, I never
said one. In the bathroom, I flushed a double eagles
(10:31):
tears her from staying over, and that's what he wants.
Oh my god, You guys know, I'm the only one
who used scary. You can handle a double ply shaman
or something. That was the list. Know it was gaudy
that brought up the toilet paper thing. Pretty good, Pretty good, guys,
Scary always coming through scary that one plight. Toilet paper
(10:55):
is as stin on your butt as that shirt is
on you. Well, then you you have single ply t
shirt with a with a flushable wipe, and you're good.
Those aren't flushable toilets. But they say you're really not them,
that's what they said. Most things my butt on this
(11:16):
every day. No, that's actually Max. That's Max. They need
haircuts desperately. I know they say, not the flush flushible wife,
but we've been flushing them forever and they don't clug
you to it, so I don't Okay, we don't have
a problem. Well, they messed up the sewer system. You
just jinx yourself. Frog. I was actually part of a
(11:40):
class action lawsuit against some flushable wipes. I got about
seventy six cents. Wow, big spender. Can we have Robin
on the podcast tomorrow please? Yeah, she's more fun. Okay, yeah,
tomorrow and tomorrow only. Okay, yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah,
I see the text now coming to scary. What did
(12:01):
you say today my mom? You guys, My mom texted
me I heard you talking about us this morning. My
friend heard you too, and one of Carol and Bobby's
daughter's friends heard you. She called Carol and told her
talking about your parents are all swinging with those other people.
You guys suggested that my parents could be swingers that
(12:21):
tell them not to listen. Tell them not to listen
to your show because they're gonna hear things that they
can't handle. I suggested your parents friends are actually your
real parents. You didn't fathers like spitting image of Elvis
yesterday's Brooklyn Boys episode that we recorded episode I did
also accuse his parents of swinging because they go everywhere
(12:43):
with this couple. This is like a sing Maybe they are.
They're best friends, don't you. Guys have parents that have
best friends since they were like teenagers and they were
like double dating. They've been together forever. They're like, what
about if your mom falls asleep early? How do you
know that Tony is not like moving it on the
other Hey, Carol, why don't you come over? Carol, I'll
(13:04):
give you a Brooklyn sausage. You think about this. You
know your parents got down you exist? Yeah, I can't think.
Brothers and sisters. They like to do it a lot. Yeah, wait,
do you look like your parents and not the other people?
A little bit? You? All of you all? I bet
they're doing it right now. Bob and Row, Carol and Tony.
(13:29):
They do have a joining hotel rooms though, okay, we're done.
A special knock that they just when they're ready. They
got pineapples everywhere. Frogged the fifteen minute Morning Show
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