September 30, 2021 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.
So it's the fifteen minute morning show podcast today. Maybe
we're I love it. But we went over a couple
of days, so it's okay we did. We were under
(00:24):
yesterday though, weren't we have frog? Um, we were like
under by a minute, but we were over by a
lot the first day, so I think we're okay. Well
here today we've got Garrett and Brody and straighten Ate
and Scary there he is, and there's Danielle and Scotty
b Gandhi beautiful beautiful artwork so gorgeous in the background,
(00:46):
and there's Froggy and Hi, you know what I mean. So, um,
with no no plan whatsoever, let's just get on the
road and drive. Where do you want to go? Good call?
I know we'll be here tomorrow. So almost I always
want to see if Nate has a game that's going
to get everybody into an argument. Now, you know it's funny.
(01:07):
We actually uh Sam was like, hey, do you want
these but hurt questions anymore? And we've gone through them
probably three time? How more but hurt can we be? Yeah?
So we just pitched the butt hurt questions. Then you
know what tomorrow is, guys, right Friday, October? Yeah, you
know what that means. It's your Danielle's shirts. Yes, I
(01:29):
got to do my thirty Days of Halloween, which means
every day I have to wear something Halloween related. I
wear a costume that's pretty much Halloween related. And also
we're kicking off Breast Cancer Awareness Month October one tomorrow,
so October is the months very important to get your
mamograms everybody. So, has anyone um thought about holiday travel
(01:55):
because you know it's almost they're saying almost too late
for some trips because they're sold out or I don't
know if you guys thought about absolutely thinking about it? Well,
Thanksgiving the top Thanksgiving travel destination, uh is Cancoon? Really,
Christmas travel destination is Orlando. This is for Americans. That's
(02:16):
where we're going Christmas Orlando. Everybody and their mother will
be going there. That's okay, you'll have so much fun
that loves Cancoon. It's been a time since we've been there,
but I used to go at least once or twice
a year. Remember that year you and I went to
Porto Riarda. Yes, that was so much fun. That was
we rented that periwinkle car. It was a jeep and
(02:38):
we drove we drove this to this little fishing village
and we ate these cheap, great tacos on the beach.
It was fabulous and romantic, right lover alright, So yeah,
when it goes to traveling, there's an internet. There's a
story on the internet about hotel rooms signs you should
(03:01):
walk your ass out as soon as you walk in,
if you see, if you see things. For instance, I
know that a lot of us are in the habit
of ripping the bedspread off the bed the first thing,
and stay away from the curtains. Because Scary apparently has this.
We don't need to go there, but we know we
can go there. Well, yeah, I was going to go
(03:21):
there because it's you know what I do. Uh, Scary
has this habit of releasing, releasing on the curtain. That's
what she said. You know, everybody does it. Everybody does it,
so I don't go near them. Everybody, have you everybody's everybody.
Have you ever heard of a hotel that takes the
curtains off the rods and washes the every puts the
(03:47):
rod on the curtains, And that's the problem. They're supposed
to steam clean them. But here's where people get into trouble.
People assume that less expensive hotels are dirtier than newer hotels.
It's not the case. There's saying, no matter how many
stars are raiding your hotel, maybe sometimes it's good to
pack your own pillow. They're just saying, yeah, that's probably fair.
(04:09):
People with money released on the curtains as well, just
as much as the people who don't have money. And
another suggestion, before checking out, open the pillow case, swap
their high end pillow with your cheap pillow, and then
sleep like a baby at home. So you take You
just said the pillow was gross. Now it's the pillow
(04:32):
case that's gross and the pillow. I don't know. I
think pillows are gross too. Because yeah, anyway, from no
matter what, no matter what you do, why you're vacationing,
just keep in mind that that room is not is
not that clean. Just so, we went on like a
baseball trip. It was like a tournament, and we all
(04:55):
the whole team checked into this hotel a couple of
months ago. And I should have known when we checked
in and the lady in front of me had all
of her sheets in her arms and she was shoving
them to the woman at the front desk and said,
there's blood all over these. I'm always like what, and
she's like, no, no, no, no, man, that's not blood,
(05:15):
that's rust. Even better, that should have told me something.
But then when I went up to the room and
there were holes in the curtains, all I could think
about was scary. And all I can think about was
is somebody shoving their penis in these holes? And my
son put a towel on his bed and he slept
on the towel, so that was that was well, no, no,
(05:40):
it was our towel, towel, You know, our own towels.
You don't want to know what was done with that
towel before. This is another great case for doing like
Gandhi did. Get an RV, get your own stuff. If
your destination is close enough to you and you can
make it there with enough time to know, experience your
(06:01):
time while they're then you know what's going on inside
that thing without a doubt. Much safer, much cleaner, felt
a lot better about where I was putting my head
down at night. It was wonderful and unless you, oh, well,
he didn't, Thank God, but a hotel rooms to people
walk around those things with their shoes on. Then other
(06:22):
people come in and get all comfortable, take their shoes off,
walk on that same floor, then get into the bed.
It's nasty and people get in bed with their shoes on.
They're just so much. Now, this is why I believe
more and more into your theory, Gandhi of taking off
your shoes before you enter at the house. Basically you're
basically tracking it like dog crap and whatever is on
(06:42):
the sidewalk outside, it's all coming in. And then that's
that's your your happy space. It's supposed to be your
clean space, and it's just bad luck and it's ikey
to have that inside. The other day, when you were
not here, we were all talking about our New York moment,
and most people's New York moment involved like bodily fluids
that they saw being put onto the street by someone.
(07:02):
You walk through that and then you bring it into
your home. I saw they did a survey. I saw
the su on Instagram the other day. They tested the
bottom of a shoe and it had all of these
things on it. Pesticides, bacteria, viruses, motor oil, mold, pet
excrement and heavy metals all on the bottom of your shoe.
When you wear that into your house, into the carpet,
and then I mean then your dogs walk on or
(07:24):
whatever you have, they jump on. I mean it's everywhere.
You do not wear shoes in your house at the bat.
I just thought of something. I also, those shoes sometimes
touch my clothing if I'm packing in a suitcase or
some kind of always put them in. Always my shoes. Hey,
(07:46):
But on the other hand, you're still alive and you
haven't died of some awful like the explosion of whatever.
Don't they say you should throw away your flip flops
every year because of the bacteria. That's like, I don't
wear it for PLoP. Get new ones. Really, yeah, yeah,
because I don't like my toes that expose I don't like. Yeah,
(08:06):
it's real close. I've had my Sketchers flip flop since
sketchersis wait. Lab tests of two reported flip flops. Oh see,
he doesn't like flip flops either, it says, found so
much bacteria. Lab tests of two reporters flip flops worn
for four days revealed a potentially deadly germ staff alocucus oury,
(08:30):
your verse. I don't even know how to say it. Infection.
It's a deadly infection. Yu oh, scary, scary. You're like
a Petri dish of this. I had his revelation right now.
I can't stop thinking about it. I cannot believe it.
(08:50):
I can't believe you don't put your shoes in a
bag when you travel, like to tackle very lightly and compactly,
so I just bring a backpack with me, and then
the shoes sometimes kind of are in the seem area
as my clothing in their shoes, like they roll them
up and put the clothing in the shoe with your
dirty ass footsman in there, and then you put your
dirty as smelly feet clothing on your body. It's like no, no, no,
(09:14):
you put your dirty ass in your underwear. Put your
dirty people are monsters shoe bags that you can buy
shoe bags all the way now. I mean it changed
my life today today. Okay, with all this stuff in mine,
travel season is upon us. I'm afraid to leave the house.
(09:38):
You stay under my bed. Are you going to go
somewhere for the holiday? Are you going to stay put?
We're talking about maybe going back to Italy. All all
people I know who have been to Italy lately. They
say they have it really truly figured out over there.
They feel much safer than they do anywhere here. So
I don't know. Well, we'll see. But how do you
choose Elvis North or house? Uh? Well, it's it's easier
(10:02):
because we have a place we go to, but it's
always there. There's so many cities, so many cities first
south actually, or or mid like a Tuscany area. But
that what else? This is such a boogie conversation. I'm
just trying to see where everyone's going for the holidays
so I can attast myself to Italy, either Italy or nowhere. Okay,
(10:22):
where are you going? I think I'm actually probably just
gonna end up seeing my family both times because I
love them and haven't seen them in a while. So
good that needs to happen. Has anyone else given up
where they're going? Brody? Where are you going for the holidays?
I may switch couches for the week, just so you know,
(10:43):
the right side of the couch, not the left side
of the couch, in case you're wondering which part of
the couch I'm going to got it? Yeah, where's that Danielle.
I said, we're talking about which holiday, Thanksgiving or Christmas,
mainly the end of year. I'm excited to not go
anywhere because I've I've gone on couple of trips this here.
I'm excited to just stay at home and not you
(11:03):
have to like be beholden to a flight or hotel.
I just want to not do anything, all right, I'm
trying to plan for next summer. H this is really
losing a lot of this is ever. You haven't said
(11:24):
that in a while. The most boring podcast ever, it is.
It's kind of boring. Speaking of boring podcasts, yesterday's podcast
where we've talked about the shut up one, maybe there's
two days ago, and I gave the statistic about states
that banned oral sex. So the title of the podcast
was something about oral sex. And so somebody texted in
(11:45):
today that their company blocked it and they couldn't watch
the podcast because of the title. Okay, saying things like that,
I mean, none of these podcasts are safe for work.
No really, none of nope, nope, nope. You never know
when someone's gonna drop an F bomb. This one's safe
(12:06):
because we haven't really said anything. Yeah, yeah, I'm bored.
I gotta go. Really, I'm shutting down today. That's it,
okay by everybody that'date that. No one couldn't comeup with
anything good. Finish when we're done, I mean we don't.
We're done. We weren't forcing it, okay, finishing off, there's
nothing left to say. Don't say anything at all, right,
(12:26):
by everybody. By the fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.
So it's the fifteen minute morning show podcast today. Maybe
we're I love it. But we went over a couple
of days, so it's okay we did. We were under
(00:24):
yesterday though, weren't we have frog? Um, we were like
under by a minute, but we were over by a
lot the first day, so I think we're okay. Well
here today we've got Garrett and Brody and straighten Ate
and Scary there he is, and there's Danielle and Scotty
b Gandhi beautiful beautiful artwork so gorgeous in the background,
(00:46):
and there's Froggy and Hi, you know what I mean. So, um,
with no no plan whatsoever, let's just get on the
road and drive. Where do you want to go? Good call?
I know we'll be here tomorrow. So almost I always
want to see if Nate has a game that's going
to get everybody into an argument. Now, you know it's funny.
(01:07):
We actually uh Sam was like, hey, do you want
these but hurt questions anymore? And we've gone through them
probably three time? How more but hurt can we be? Yeah?
So we just pitched the butt hurt questions. Then you
know what tomorrow is, guys, right Friday, October? Yeah, you
know what that means. It's your Danielle's shirts. Yes, I
(01:29):
got to do my thirty Days of Halloween, which means
every day I have to wear something Halloween related. I
wear a costume that's pretty much Halloween related. And also
we're kicking off Breast Cancer Awareness Month October one tomorrow,
so October is the months very important to get your
mamograms everybody. So, has anyone um thought about holiday travel
(01:55):
because you know it's almost they're saying almost too late
for some trips because they're sold out or I don't
know if you guys thought about absolutely thinking about it? Well,
Thanksgiving the top Thanksgiving travel destination, uh is Cancoon? Really,
Christmas travel destination is Orlando. This is for Americans. That's
(02:16):
where we're going Christmas Orlando. Everybody and their mother will
be going there. That's okay, you'll have so much fun
that loves Cancoon. It's been a time since we've been there,
but I used to go at least once or twice
a year. Remember that year you and I went to
Porto Riarda. Yes, that was so much fun. That was
we rented that periwinkle car. It was a jeep and
(02:38):
we drove we drove this to this little fishing village
and we ate these cheap, great tacos on the beach.
It was fabulous and romantic, right lover alright, So yeah,
when it goes to traveling, there's an internet. There's a
story on the internet about hotel rooms signs you should
(03:01):
walk your ass out as soon as you walk in,
if you see, if you see things. For instance, I
know that a lot of us are in the habit
of ripping the bedspread off the bed the first thing,
and stay away from the curtains. Because Scary apparently has this.
We don't need to go there, but we know we
can go there. Well, yeah, I was going to go
(03:21):
there because it's you know what I do. Uh, Scary
has this habit of releasing, releasing on the curtain. That's
what she said. You know, everybody does it. Everybody does it,
so I don't go near them. Everybody, have you everybody's everybody.
Have you ever heard of a hotel that takes the
curtains off the rods and washes the every puts the
(03:47):
rod on the curtains, And that's the problem. They're supposed
to steam clean them. But here's where people get into trouble.
People assume that less expensive hotels are dirtier than newer hotels.
It's not the case. There's saying, no matter how many
stars are raiding your hotel, maybe sometimes it's good to
pack your own pillow. They're just saying, yeah, that's probably fair.
(04:09):
People with money released on the curtains as well, just
as much as the people who don't have money. And
another suggestion, before checking out, open the pillow case, swap
their high end pillow with your cheap pillow, and then
sleep like a baby at home. So you take You
just said the pillow was gross. Now it's the pillow
(04:32):
case that's gross and the pillow. I don't know. I
think pillows are gross too. Because yeah, anyway, from no
matter what, no matter what you do, why you're vacationing,
just keep in mind that that room is not is
not that clean. Just so, we went on like a
baseball trip. It was like a tournament, and we all
(04:55):
the whole team checked into this hotel a couple of
months ago. And I should have known when we checked
in and the lady in front of me had all
of her sheets in her arms and she was shoving
them to the woman at the front desk and said,
there's blood all over these. I'm always like what, and
she's like, no, no, no, no, man, that's not blood,
(05:15):
that's rust. Even better, that should have told me something.
But then when I went up to the room and
there were holes in the curtains, all I could think
about was scary. And all I can think about was
is somebody shoving their penis in these holes? And my
son put a towel on his bed and he slept
on the towel, so that was that was well, no, no,
(05:40):
it was our towel, towel, You know, our own towels.
You don't want to know what was done with that
towel before. This is another great case for doing like
Gandhi did. Get an RV, get your own stuff. If
your destination is close enough to you and you can
make it there with enough time to know, experience your
(06:01):
time while they're then you know what's going on inside
that thing without a doubt. Much safer, much cleaner, felt
a lot better about where I was putting my head
down at night. It was wonderful and unless you, oh, well,
he didn't, Thank God, but a hotel rooms to people
walk around those things with their shoes on. Then other
(06:22):
people come in and get all comfortable, take their shoes off,
walk on that same floor, then get into the bed.
It's nasty and people get in bed with their shoes on.
They're just so much. Now, this is why I believe
more and more into your theory, Gandhi of taking off
your shoes before you enter at the house. Basically you're
basically tracking it like dog crap and whatever is on
(06:42):
the sidewalk outside, it's all coming in. And then that's
that's your your happy space. It's supposed to be your
clean space, and it's just bad luck and it's ikey
to have that inside. The other day, when you were
not here, we were all talking about our New York moment,
and most people's New York moment involved like bodily fluids
that they saw being put onto the street by someone.
(07:02):
You walk through that and then you bring it into
your home. I saw they did a survey. I saw
the su on Instagram the other day. They tested the
bottom of a shoe and it had all of these
things on it. Pesticides, bacteria, viruses, motor oil, mold, pet
excrement and heavy metals all on the bottom of your shoe.
When you wear that into your house, into the carpet,
and then I mean then your dogs walk on or
(07:24):
whatever you have, they jump on. I mean it's everywhere.
You do not wear shoes in your house at the bat.
I just thought of something. I also, those shoes sometimes
touch my clothing if I'm packing in a suitcase or
some kind of always put them in. Always my shoes. Hey,
(07:46):
But on the other hand, you're still alive and you
haven't died of some awful like the explosion of whatever.
Don't they say you should throw away your flip flops
every year because of the bacteria. That's like, I don't
wear it for PLoP. Get new ones. Really, yeah, yeah,
because I don't like my toes that expose I don't like. Yeah,
(08:06):
it's real close. I've had my Sketchers flip flop since
sketchersis wait. Lab tests of two reported flip flops. Oh see,
he doesn't like flip flops either, it says, found so
much bacteria. Lab tests of two reporters flip flops worn
for four days revealed a potentially deadly germ staff alocucus oury,
(08:30):
your verse. I don't even know how to say it. Infection.
It's a deadly infection. Yu oh, scary, scary. You're like
a Petri dish of this. I had his revelation right now.
I can't stop thinking about it. I cannot believe it.
(08:50):
I can't believe you don't put your shoes in a
bag when you travel, like to tackle very lightly and compactly,
so I just bring a backpack with me, and then
the shoes sometimes kind of are in the seem area
as my clothing in their shoes, like they roll them
up and put the clothing in the shoe with your
dirty ass footsman in there, and then you put your
dirty as smelly feet clothing on your body. It's like no, no, no,
(09:14):
you put your dirty ass in your underwear. Put your
dirty people are monsters shoe bags that you can buy
shoe bags all the way now. I mean it changed
my life today today. Okay, with all this stuff in mine,
travel season is upon us. I'm afraid to leave the house.
(09:38):
You stay under my bed. Are you going to go
somewhere for the holiday? Are you going to stay put?
We're talking about maybe going back to Italy. All all
people I know who have been to Italy lately. They
say they have it really truly figured out over there.
They feel much safer than they do anywhere here. So
I don't know. Well, we'll see. But how do you
choose Elvis North or house? Uh? Well, it's it's easier
(10:02):
because we have a place we go to, but it's
always there. There's so many cities, so many cities first
south actually, or or mid like a Tuscany area. But
that what else? This is such a boogie conversation. I'm
just trying to see where everyone's going for the holidays
so I can attast myself to Italy, either Italy or nowhere. Okay,
(10:22):
where are you going? I think I'm actually probably just
gonna end up seeing my family both times because I
love them and haven't seen them in a while. So
good that needs to happen. Has anyone else given up
where they're going? Brody? Where are you going for the holidays?
I may switch couches for the week, just so you know,
(10:43):
the right side of the couch, not the left side
of the couch, in case you're wondering which part of
the couch I'm going to got it? Yeah, where's that Danielle.
I said, we're talking about which holiday, Thanksgiving or Christmas,
mainly the end of year. I'm excited to not go
anywhere because I've I've gone on couple of trips this here.
I'm excited to just stay at home and not you
(11:03):
have to like be beholden to a flight or hotel.
I just want to not do anything, all right, I'm
trying to plan for next summer. H this is really
losing a lot of this is ever. You haven't said
(11:24):
that in a while. The most boring podcast ever, it is.
It's kind of boring. Speaking of boring podcasts, yesterday's podcast
where we've talked about the shut up one, maybe there's
two days ago, and I gave the statistic about states
that banned oral sex. So the title of the podcast
was something about oral sex. And so somebody texted in
(11:45):
today that their company blocked it and they couldn't watch
the podcast because of the title. Okay, saying things like that,
I mean, none of these podcasts are safe for work.
No really, none of nope, nope, nope. You never know
when someone's gonna drop an F bomb. This one's safe
(12:06):
because we haven't really said anything. Yeah, yeah, I'm bored.
I gotta go. Really, I'm shutting down today. That's it,
okay by everybody that'date that. No one couldn't comeup with
anything good. Finish when we're done, I mean we don't.
We're done. We weren't forcing it, okay, finishing off, there's
nothing left to say. Don't say anything at all, right,
(12:26):
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