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What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Firm Elvis to represents fifteen Minute Morning Show The fifteen
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Minute Morning Show Podcast. Someone in this room just farted.
Daniel and Gandhi heard it. No one else heard it.
I heard something. Yeah, that was a noise. Yeah, and
it was coming from the side of the room. And
there are only four people. It had to be Deanna, Ye, Nate,
Elvis or Scary. Well, you guys are the detectives now
and try to figure out out of the four over
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there who did it. I don't. It just happened. So
if you do a fresh butt stink smell, but with
Diana was rolling on the camera, you may have that
audio smell it or hear it now she heard it, Okay,
that means froggy is part of the mix. Speak use
speakers over here. Ye listen. If I did it, I
would have put my ass up to the microphone and
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that's all you would have seen the camera. I would
own it proudly, would fart proudly. By the way, I
don't forget that famous book by Ben Franklin called Fart Proudly.
I don't think I've ever farted in this studio ever. Well,
to day is young. I just don't think I have.
Andrew Scott is over and I noticed how just conveniently
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said I've never done it. No, I just realized that
because I'm always worried that somebody's gonna walk in. I'm
here by myself, so I am always afraid that someone's
gonna walk in immediately after. So I don't do it
in here. You worked during an interview, thought don't smell
Andrew's in that room also, and the microphone could have
picked up Andrew's fart through the board. Something you need
to understand is we have a speaker below that has
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their voices on it because they're in another room. So
Andrew and Scotty and Froggy, Scary Me and Nate and Diana.
It wasn't me. I think it was Sienna. I don't
know why I believe it was you. Hey, Maybe no
one farted. Maybe it's like a right. It might have
just been a weird noise that I heard, but it
sounded like someone ripped one. We didn't get away with
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it because I don't understanding amongst three Guysops, you will
never suspect the woman. That is true. That's true, I do.
I remember the first time when I was a kid,
my mother farted in front of me. It was the
funniest I laughed for an hour. I went, oh, my god,
my mom farted. Yeah, me too. My mom would be
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standing in the kitchen cooking and you hear burn and
she goes oops. And now you know she's older now,
so they just come out and she doesn't even know.
I was told older women don't fart, They poof older
women do fart. Trust me. Oh, you brought up the
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list of the most toxic names of women? Is that
what she's brought up? What's it? Officially called the list
um top ten female toxic names, and Emily was number one. Yeah,
and they're okay, but that doesn't mean the majority of
them aren't toxic. I know some horrific Emily's terrible ones.
I don't even know if I'm legally allowed to, and
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I've worked with them. I just know them personally. They're terrible. Yeah, terrible.
Emily's also one of my good friends named is Emily.
She's a little crazy. But it's true the rest of
the names, so we can all argue about that. Okay,
So Emily's never one on the top, Okay, number ten
Alexandra or alle We have an Alley and you're married
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to an Alley. Is she toxic? I don't think so,
and he's afraid to say. Keeping on, these are just
two in a pool of many alleys. Number nine Maria.
You guys know any Maria's that are bad news? Yes? Yes,
you do? Okay? You want to know a girl name Marina? Well,
I just me okay? Any number eight Isabella? Is he bella?
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All of those Isabella. I don't find any of these
to be toxic except for Maria, Alexandra, number seven, anything
with Lynne at the end, Saralynn, Amy Lynn, Maryland, Carolyn
end with Lynn toxic. Number six Sarah, number five, Amanda,
number four Nicole, number three Madison or Maddie. Yeah, everybody,
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here's that three of those names are my kids? You
all makes sense? Number two Brianna or Brianna and number
one Emily. Okay, so how did they base this? What
do they base this list on? Science? And I swear
by it because my name is nowhere on the list,
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nor is Danielle true? All right, right now, Karen's are
getting pissed and want to speak to the manager of
that list because they're not on there now? Is it
because these people are bitches? Or like crazy? It was
on the Instagram page of chicks then I follow. I
don't really think it's science. I think they probably just
came up with ten people that they hate, and how's
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it one person hates those people, so that the toxic
for everyone? Very important? Is it? Sarah with an h
without with everybody? They forgot Lisa on that list? Now,
what would you guys say? Do you have names everybody
named this is an asshole? I'm sorry, do you have
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a name that you think everybody named that as an asshole?
Because when I started here, he told me he hates
everybody named Paul. Yeah, Paul, his brother in law atall
hated Paul. I'm thinking anyone else have like a universal
I hate them name, or your life experience has led
you to believe are a lot of terrible breads. Chad no,
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not a Chad con oh no? Or chairs when they
when they go by chairs instead of Charles, you know
one you know, I guess you know if you're hanging
out in a yacht club, those people um no offense
to Danielle's child. But Preston has a name. The sound
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to it. That's very uppity. And I don't know Preston
the name Preston. Do you know one bad Preston? I
actually do. And we actually almost didn't name Preston Preston
because of the bad person we knew that was named Preston.
But we felt like we love the name so much
that we could forget about the person we hated. Alright, alright,
so at least you're honest. Yes, Anthony's don't sit well
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with me. O Island. That's Anthony's are like Starbucks. They're
on every corner. There's so many of them around. I'm like,
so there's great ones and there's more of an awful ones.
Things are you talking about me? Like, I'm not in
the room because I thought it because he hates you.
I got a similar problem when that's what Vinny's always
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had problem with Ni's growing up. I have a list
Victorian slang. You should we go back back, way back
in time and we can identify the Victorians slang. So
all right, I'll give you the Victorian slang. You tell
me what it means. Um, you're quite the giggle mug
uh person, laughing person, someone who makes me laugh and
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makes me happy. You're always smiling, always Already hate this list.
I find it very bored. Alright, alright you ready, sometime
this afternoon, I want you to bitch the pot. Bitch
the bitch the pot to do the dishes. Anybody else
I'm not going to answer, because I read the list.
I feel like if anyone would bitch the pot would
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be gone, just because it's not pour the tea. It's
the pot you got. The morebs, yes, it's it's temporary
sadness you've got the more. The more that sounds see
them saying bitch back in Victorian times, You know, I
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mean the same thing. Probably has anybody here been tight
as a boiled owl? Yes, that means drunk, very good,
tight as a boiled I was able to do that constipated.
Can you imagine having sex with someone and they whispered
and oh, yeah, you're as tight as a boiled having
sex with a virgin. Maybe that's what they were saying.
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Who's who's been at that extra step? Who's been who's
been poked up recently with the virgin? You've been poked up?
Are you poked up? Easily? Mean? Sick? Angered, embarrassed? Poked
up at this list. Shut your sauce box. Never never,
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it's your mouth. That's a sauce box, Elvis, that's exactly
what I love sauce. I wasn't thinking about that box,
of course, or that sauce. Daniel. You now have smaller
cupids kettle drums, book, Yeah, those are cupids kettle drums.
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I just want to bang on the drum all day.
Going back to Victorian time. Yeah, and Elvis for a
whole week, you were not up to Dick. You were unwell. Yeah,
he has to be unwell. He was up to Victorian slang.
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That's great. Well that was fun. Yeah, what else are
you gonna talking? Was not up to Dick in his
sauce hole. What I'm tighter than a boiled out? Are
we going to talk about the Queen's Platinum Jubilee on
the show at some point? And you know, the thing
about the Queen and royalty it interests many and is
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boring too many more, But you know it's funny. Scotty
and I we were in his studio and he every
morning has a Good Morning American and they're all they're
covering the Queen's Jubilee, and it's like it's good morning,
America and they're in England celebrating the Queen's jubilee. Thanks
to England, there is an America. Oh. I don't know
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what that means. But can you imagine England having a
job where the boss says you're gonna get promoted as
soon as I retire and then doesn't retire for seventy years.
That's what Prince Charles is going through. I know he
loves his mother, but the guy wants to be king
at some point and she's not leaving. Well, can she
step down? But I thought the only reason, the only
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way she could step down as if she croaks, she
could well listen, what's his face? The son, the grandson
stepped down, Harry stepped down. She could abdicate that that's
where the word comes from, right, you can abdicate throne.
But she's not leaving it. He could die of old age? Negative? Negative?
Why wouldn't Prince Charles dies in his seventies? People die
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in the seventies old time. Yeah, but I think, I
mean it's sad to say, but unfortunately the queen is
not health wise doing so great right now. And I
mean to tell you something. They love their queen. Yeah,
I just think he wants the job all right, like
he's By the time you hear or see this podcast,
it will be the future and it may be true.
Scary to the tower. Three, I'm being offensive and heart fox. God,
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is she not up to dick these days? How the honeypot? Whatever?
That was so weird as people make fun of the Queen.
I feel a little offended because I love Queen Elizabeth.
I think she's great. Love that weird students of the
royal only Royalty. She's the only leader of England, right,
we've ever known. She's all the than all of us.
She's been queen longer than all of us, Queen seventy years. Yeah,
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well she's she's not the leader, she's what the figurehead?
What did jubilee anyway? Just a big party. It's a
platinum j It's a it's a time, a long, long
time honored tradition to honor the royalty with a jubilee.
Isn't Cherry's jubilee? A dessert I could be named after
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jubilee And it's going on the second to the fifth,
that's this weekend. Right. Orange came first, the fruit orange
or the color orange go the color the fruit. The color.
I don't know fruit. It would have to come. The
orange was created, wasn't it created from a lemon? In
a grapefruit? Man that came first, came first. Orange is
in a naturally going product. God did not create the
orange rein. Really I thought it was. God did not
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create the lemon. I think oranges are natural. Look it
up because I think I think I read yesterday that
the color the orange is named after the color and
not the color named after the fruit. Crime if I've
been wrong once or twice in my line. Actually it
is a hybrid, but it says it's a pomelo and
a mandarin. It's still not an original. Are there any
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other fruits that are just a color? No? Right, candy
apple red you eat a red cherry could be a color.
The fruit came before. The grape is a color first.
That's name for the fruit, don't you think? Yes, that's
how they named fruit. They just went over to like
purple grapes, your purple green grapes. Hybrid fruits, hybrid fruits.
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We could go on all day, that's to do fruits.
I think we're done. That's what this band owl is.
Tight was listening I heard it, well, was it Elvis's
man the hybrid fruits? That's us how we technically still
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have two minutes to go, but yesterday we went over them.
Also a euphemism. Huh oh, yeah, don't don't get into it.
It is, that's right. That's where the name Pearl Jam
comes from. Song from zz topic where it comes It
just sounds gross. I didn't know that. I never thought.
They used to say it was their old grandmother's recipe
that they loved, and they named it after their grandmother's
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jam recipe, their grandma pearl. But it's not. It's never
knew that. Yeah, I can never think of it the
same way again. Now that's gross. Yeah, that band has
been around for thirty one year. Stupid Eddie Vetter. That's right.
Love Pamlos scary. A closing thought, who's gonna die? Scary?
I'm just gonna shut my sauce box right now, All
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Gundy the closing thought. I don't really have any I
feel like all of my thoughts have been sucked out
of my brain. Brody any closing thought, Yes, I like,
I want to congratulate Nate on his segue. I said, oh,
I really have a problem with it. With the name Vinny,
and he went, oh, let's talk about all the English
terminology right from my Hey, Garrett. Any closing thoughts After
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a bus driver gets off the bus, who closes the door.
Don't let the pigeon drive the bus? They just close it. No,
they leave it open so that the bus driver can
get back on the next day. You just gonna play
close with your hand. What if your hand gets caught there?
It doesn't because it's an accordion thing. You just push
it close at your hand. You don't pick it all
the way closed or hit it. And let me tell
you this, if you ever get locked out of a
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bus emergency exit in the back, just open the door.
The more you know. Any closing thoughts, Scotty B. Yes,
where are we going for lunch today? Well, that's what
about you, Danielle, I've got nothing. What about No, I'm
not feeling up to dick right now. So that's because
you get I am thoughts. I just want to hang
out with the hybrid fruits, all right. Your wish is
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my command, See you tomorrow by fifteen minute Morning Show