Travel Day

Gandhi is holding up Skeery and Nate according to them when they are going to the airport?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show. Yeah, the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Here it is. It's Thursday, our favorite day of the
week with Froggy and Gandhi. And there's Scary Scary, and

(00:25):
there's Scary shoulder turning Brody on. Sorry, there's Brody turned on.
And there's Nate, and there's Scotty b and there's got
It and here we go fifteen minute morning show podcast. Alright,
so a lot of us are gonna head to the
airport and head down to Miami in a few minutes,
and a lot of us are having a little behind

(00:46):
her back bitch and moan session about Gandhi. You what
you're saying about you? You weren't in the room, but Nate,
you were like in charge of this bitch and moan session,
and Scary was on your coat tails. Tell Gandhi while
you're off out. Somebody has to check a bag that
slows us all down. This is true, very slow, this

(01:07):
is true. Somebody doesn't have pre check. Okaye could have
gotten pre check. Here, I'm gonna tell you why you're
a bunch of a bunch of wastes of tears and emotions.
Ye tell first of all, tell her what your problem is. Well,
somebody has to check it back, so we have to wait.
I mean, we can't be dicks and just rushed through

(01:28):
security because scary and I have pre check. We're already
checked in. We're hang on, I'm not done yet. Hang then, haud,
I'm going to I paid good money for pre check,
I did my due diligence, I waited in the airports
and go they go. I guess what. The plane is

(01:51):
still gonna fucking take off at the same exact fucking time,
whether you're in there's there checks are gonna have them
off the ground earlier as long as they're okay with it.
I mean, we don't want to be dicks just rushing
through because you know what, we could be on our
gun and drinking a lounge by the time they get
question question, question, gandhi, do you give a flying funk
if they wait for you or not? Zero fox? Given

(02:13):
the prefer that they abandoned me with these battitudes, I'm
not trying to stick around and weigh down the whole process.
I get it. The only reason I had to bring
a non check bag is because I'm doing other things afterward,
I would leave me behind too, So by all means, gentlemen,
go ahead and drink your drinks in your to like

(02:34):
to leave my laptop in the bag. And you know what, guy,
she's going away from more than the amount of time
we're going away, so she needs to bring up your bag.
It's not that she's being a diva and needs to
bring for a two day trip, So cut her some
slack and shut the funk up and wait her. The
thing is, I'm gonna tell you right now, they were
offended that you had the the audacity to go through

(02:57):
like a normal human being at the fucking line right
and I'm like, shut up, guys, the plane's gonna take
off at the same exact time. Haven't you ever been
in this situation where it's the one person in the
group that holds everybody up because anyone check the bag.
She's not holding anyone. Hey, listen, And as long as
she's okay with us going through, there's no argument the
other and we're all gonna wait by the carousel patiently.

(03:21):
That's what I was about to say. That that's where
it really slows you down. I don't care about what
we're going there it's we're leaving. We have to go
to the carousel and wait, get your own uber and
go to the hotel. Then Dick. Nost of all, you're
proven to be dicks anyway, so it doesn't matter if
you leave me at the airport stop. Now you've been
at Dick your whole life. We can't we can't get
our own uber because sending the station van, so Gandy'll

(03:49):
have to sit on the speaker in the back of
you know what, that rickety old piece of crap pusing
cuts baby, you know, I mean they've had that van
since Cox on the radio did the afternoon show. What
year was that? That had to be the early nineties, right,

(04:09):
because Michael I think it was like the seven. I
don't think he's a Michael, and I don't think I
don't think he's with us anymore. He's Cox on the radio,
still a lie. I don't know. I've never even heard
of him. I used to have to pick people up
from the airport in the station van in the late nineties.
Remember that red van with no seats with carpeting on

(04:30):
the wall and paneling had a scary boar. Hey by
all means, guys, you take that station van, I'm gonna
take an uber and expense that bitch. Go ahead. I
just think it's it's so funny that they're so put
off by someone who wants to spend an extra twenty
minutes waiting for her bag. I do the same thing
to Lisa when we travel. I'm like, Lisa, do you

(04:51):
don't have to check a bag? Like, let's get to
the airport, getting the car and go like, no, i
gotta get got my makeup in my shoes. By the way.
By the way, Don Cox, known to thousands of people
in South Florida as Cox on the Radio, died in
Atlanta at five years old. Back in two thousand three.
He was a very famous guy Cox on the radio.

(05:12):
But anyway, that van is from when he was at
that time. He was also on Power nineties six uh
many different years. Anyway, go ahead, back to carryon's. I've
actually packed for a nineteen day trip before using nothing
but a carry on. I have I refused to I've
had my bag lost, broken into um, you know, put

(05:36):
on the wrong flight so many times. I'm like, I'm
never checking a bag ever again. What does that? What
did you take? Like? Nothing, It's all it's all in
the way. You pack it, you roll your stuff, you
put ship in your shoes. You get lisa Une, Am
I going to do with all these face creams? I'm like,

(05:58):
oh no, well you have to Okay, you have to.
You can't take face creams, you can't take any liquids.
But do you take a par of shoe that you're wearing?
A par of shoes in your bag and that's all
you can. Here's what I usually say when she says,
what about I'm gonna do with these face please? I'm like, oh, honey,
they ain't working anyways. You can take a couple of days.
As I just this is in my defense, like Danielle said,

(06:20):
I'm not just doing Miami. I have to do multiple cities.
There are big events I have to pack for and
climate changes, so I feel like I had to bring this.
I'm sorry. Guys, you go ahead live your lives, your
special little lounge. I would I would wait for you
for hours because but Elvis, according to Scary's logic, he

(06:42):
paid for it, so he shouldn't have to wait for
his friends. This is you and Nate getting your panties
all twisted there just looking for something to bit Himan
about this is what this is. Let's call it what
it is. I'm gonna boo you with the ceremony. Nate,

(07:03):
you're going, okay, in all seriousness, you are marrying this couple,
and you're ordained. I mean legally you can do legally,
I can do it. They do have another efficient because
I do not speak Spanish, and a lot of the
congregation speaks only Spanish. To somebody else, one of their
good family friends is going to be doing it. Uh so. Yeah,
and then I pronounced them husband and wife, and I

(07:25):
see a little thing here and bad being but a
boom they're they're married. I think they're just very excited
for the party, which by all accounts is going to
be fun, which scary you is scary is in truing them? Yeah,
I just realized that I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
do like the typical wedding MC does wedding m Yes,

(07:45):
everybody stands up and make your put put your hands
together for the first time as the new Mr and
Mrs So and so please welcome like that. So I'm
just gonna be me. You can google that how to
say it in Spanish. I think that would I would
be butch their language. I don't want to do that.
You know. I used to do this for a living,
and you know how many times I would accidentally make

(08:07):
like change the sex of the person coming in because
I pronounced their. We don't know what it was, but gandhi,
I love you. But bad idea, you don't want him
to try to be like feel like, let him stick

(08:28):
to English. He can barely get that out. He's good,
you know, Yeah, I think there's something to that, because
I was thinking about what I could speak it because
I took Spanish for like seven years. But then at
the same time, you know what, I'm not going to
do them to the disservice of butchering the language. I get. Example,
do you remember when Michael Bloomberg was the mayor of
New York City and he would he would do he

(08:52):
would do a big speech at city Hall, and then
he would try to do some of it in Spanish,
and you were like, oh, dear God, at all Moss
me goes. It's such an interesting dance though, because you
know so my parents speak multiple languages, and they always
say they appreciate somebody trying versus not trying at all,

(09:13):
and just expecting them to speak a different language when
they're somewhere else, and I think that, you know, the US,
we do that a lot in other countries. Will walk
around immediately and be like do you speak English? Do
you speak English? Anyone? And they look at you like
what the hell? Where you have to think if somebody
did that here, just walked up to you and immediately
was like, I'll bless Manoel, you would probably be like,
you're not even trying. Somebody trying, because if you make

(09:35):
an effort, I think, yeah, it is yeah, another country,
let's not mess up your wedding. But I do when
I go to Italy, I when I'm there for a
few days, I can actually speak Italian. It takes me
a few days, but most of the time I've just English. Yeah,
thank you for trying, Mr what Frog. So Rique Iglesias

(10:00):
has a song. It's I don't even know how you
pronounced any of it. It's kondo hold on the second okay,
well exactly, so that's okay. But I love this song
so much. Is no it's excuse me. It's called doa
l corazone um. I feel from we've seen and I
absolutely love this song. I don't know one word in
the song I sept by Lamos. I know that means dance,

(10:21):
but it is my It is one of my favorite
reque songs, and I try to sing it, but it's
all just gibberish because I don't know what any of
you know. What you know what Cardoz own is heart heart,
So then what's the first part mean it? It's that
two hearts is I mean, is duel too, because it's
like it is d u e L E space e

(10:43):
L space it's something, then it wouldn't be to the heart.
By the way, you you haven't Recke's phone number. Why
don't you just text him and I'll tell you, because
why don't you just google it? What the heart hurt?
I asked him last Saturday night when I saw him
in concert. I'm like, keep telling me what the song means,
and he gave me fake meanings because he's an asshole.

(11:07):
It's hard hurt. You hurt my heart like that. That's
why going out. If you're watching this this fifteen minute
morning show podcast, I'm gonna slowly just slip out. I'm
stripping out of the zoom room. Are you homer slide down?
I'm all right, I'm a head out. He's he's out,

(11:29):
he's done. Let's just make his own means. Are we done? Yeah,
we're done? Alright, Uh live from Miami tomorrow weekend. You
know where we're going to be broadcasting from Elvis, Uh,
the same room where I was consisted. Right, Yeah, we're
gonna check the curtains for your dad's JITs. Okay, that's

(11:53):
we're done. We're I guess, I guess. I guess tonight
when I'm praying, I'll pray for you because my dad
isn't Heaven listened. But now you can clone them thanks
to Nate's idea. You're talking about my dad, my dad,
dad's It was a joan for Christ's sake. Not cool, mate,

(12:13):
not cool. Oh my god, that was over the line. Goodbye.
You all laughed, y'all laughed, all right? By asshole. By
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