November 17, 2020 • 16 mins
The whole show did a Universal Yum unboxing from candy from AROUND THE WORLD! Plus, how did Skeery cost Elvis $1600!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm show. All right, here we go. We have a
big surprise. This is gonna be a lot of fun. Uh.
You see these Universal yum? Yeah, thanks to Garrett who's
(00:25):
been doing these things for years. And there's like monthly
box of the month. Yeah, Box of the Month of
treats from around the world. Go ahead, take it away, Garrett.
What are we doing today on our special edition of
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Yes, so we're going
to do our own own boxing. So I do this
with my family, and I figured let's bring it to
my radio family. So Universal youms. You can sign up
for a subscription every month and they send uh different
(00:46):
candy from all around the world. So uh, this this
month is all about the holiday Christmas. So that's why
it's a red box and the way I do it
with my family because we have family in Florida and
family in New Jersey. We kind of get on face
time and do it like we're doing right now. Where
we asked the questions. It's a B, C or D,
So I'll ask for four people. If you get it right,
(01:07):
you get to pick something out of the box and
we all get to taste it. So, oh you rogg
you ate the bit, don't eat the can we talking
about what's in this this month? This cookie is delicious?
What is it? Froggy? What did go ahead explain to us?
(01:28):
What you just say? Torta pull pull barone. It's a
short bread cookie with powdered sugar topping. It is so good.
If anybody doesn't want the hold on, hold on it.
So every month is a different theme from a different country.
What is this month's theme that we're opening up? I
believe norway? I get it. Well, it's holiday right or no?
(01:51):
This is a yeah, this is a combined It's holiday
is around the world. Can we skip to the dark
chocolate covered Let's play a game first before we just
start eating. No, I want the crewig noton. I like
the blu v look at the lava. You know what.
(02:14):
By the way, this is how the game works in
my own family have no control of this Branberry. I
have to hide this from my family because the last
box that I got they ate the whole freaking box.
It's the Alpine nutcake the bud because like, all right, well,
I love about when you travel, like do you see
(02:35):
stuff You're like, who the hell would you eat that?
It's the salted egg yolk popcorn. It sounds okay, let's
let's do it here. Let's let's do this. So I'll
ask a question and then the winner of the question
gets to pick what we all get to taste at once. Okay,
So Danielle, Gandhi, Elvis and Scary. Okay. Every year Norway
sends blank to the UK. Danielle, is it a blue ornaments,
(02:59):
be an eighty foot tall spruce tree, sea candles or
D money? I'm gonna say, uh, the tree, the tree?
All right, Gandhi, a blue ornaments, see candles, D money.
I was gonna go with the same one, Dan, yell, pick?
Do I have to pick a different one? Ornaments? Now
that's mine. I'm having deja vu to playing with the
(03:23):
kids right now? Okay, alright, scary uh d You're gonna
get D money and all right, there we go. The
answer is actually a It is number one. B uh
the eighty foot tall spruce tree. Yes. Yeah. The King
of Norway took refuge in Great Britain and when the
war ended in Norway beginning he began sending a sixty
(03:46):
year old eighty foot tall Christmas tree decked with thousands
of lights to London every year to express their thanks
and a gift to Norway. Cut him off for this.
I'm gonna go with the salted egg yolk popcorn. Okay,
but man, can we take a break? Hey, Froggy, I agree.
The torta polverone is fabulous. It's a sugar cookie that
has a little hint of anush. Isn't your favorite anise? Oh?
(04:15):
These are different? Oh boy? What are we eating? The popcorn?
All right? Where the salted egg? These are really good.
I would never buy these by the name. Based on
the name, I would never buy them, but was very good,
very Taiwan, Taiwan. Yeah, I like it, ye Taiwan. This
(04:37):
is apparently they're excellent. They're part of their holiday tradition,
which means like egg egg. How is it? Alright? Shut up?
Here we go, Let's go, Froggy, Scottie, Brody and Nate.
According to check tragic tradition, folks who don't eat meat
prior to the Christmas dinner, we'll see a unicorn be
(05:01):
their soul mate, see a golden pig, d a shooting star. Froggy,
you first I'm gonna go with the golden pig. Golden
met golden pig, all right, thank Scotty. I was just
gonna say golden pig. I'll say unicorn because it's another animal, okay,
Nate a shooting star, stream star and Bertie significant other,
significant other. Okay. Um, that is going to be. According
(05:25):
to tradition, if you fast all day on Christmas Eve,
you will be able to see a golden pig that
will bring you good luck. Today, the rule about fasting
has relaxed to allow everything but meat. So happy golden
pig spotting. Where are we going? Um? We're gonna popcorn um,
some Macke's of Scotland turkey and stuffing flavored chips. Yes,
(05:49):
these are very good. Mother may make a suggestion as
you chew, can you back off the microphone because people
have that disease or they hate the sound of chewing.
Feel this is the turkey and stuffing flavor. I taste
a little bit of rosemary. Yeah, definitely a little rosemary.
(06:13):
I do not like this one. It's okay, you don't
have to like everything, but we go. I'll mail that
to me. I'll give these kids the dogs the dogs,
all right, let's let's do let's do one more and y'
all can answer at once if you want, It doesn't matter.
On December. On December, everyone in Spain sits in front
(06:37):
of the TV and waits for a a soccer match,
an announcement that the holidays half officially begun, the national
favorite television show, or a lottery drawing a B, C
or d D lottery drawing. Scotty b is correct as
partner tradition. Back in eighteen twelve, Spaniards buy lottery tickets
for a chance to win during a Christmas drawing? Sorry,
(07:01):
what makes you sorry? Sorry? Chocolate? Chocolate? Chocolate chocolate? What
the mock tail bond bonds? Hello? This is like a
box of amazing? Is the Alpine nutcake? No? Who one
(07:25):
who chooses it? Alright? Scott? Is that what? The Alpine nutcases?
A little white thing? Wait, hold on, you gotta dig
down in the bottom. That's nice? Do you need a
glass of milk with it? That's a weird looking thing?
Look at that? Look what following the bag? White? It's
a little breaking a piece of it. You know what?
(07:46):
It tastes like? It tastes like a tea time Tassie
have you ever had a teatime? What tassis? My mom
makes them? That sounds so gay? My mom makes them time?
What do you what do you want to call yourself
on Halloween? I want to go as tea time task.
See I pass on this one because it's a cookie
and has gluten. But all right, let's we'll do the
last one. Here we go. In Ramadan dinner in Cairo,
(08:10):
Egypt featured two thousand pounds of lamb stew in the
orchestra of five d flutes of the world's biggest spoon
or the world's longest table spoon spoon. Wait a second,
keep your hands out of my box? Can you get
out of here? At least it's like showing up to
eat the box. I'll say it's flute? Is a table?
(08:31):
Scary as right at table? A ten thousand foot long
table as part of a tradition that could sit seven people.
Can we talk about the evil in the room that
no one's acknowledging? This uh poro cake with cocoa crim
like it's it looks like it's a bread product. Delicious.
You put a little good until right, everybody, whip out
(08:57):
your Domino's chocolate. We're picking nice Domino chocolates from Scary
Where where are they from? They are from no gold lay.
You don't let me touch your box. Don't try to
touch mine. They're German German chocolates, four layers of festive
German deliciousness. They've been boozing them. These are full of boots.
(09:21):
They definitely have alcohol. Do you know what it tastes like?
It tastes like the Italian rainbow cookie, the seven layer cookie.
Close your eyes, seven layers. By the way, if Scary
Jones Ever tells you to close your eyes, don't. If
you guys tasted it tastes all you want in the chocolate,
(09:43):
scary scary. Oh in your eyes? Why why do you
have it? Close your eyes? If you close your eyes
and eat it, it tastes like the rainbow cookie. It's
a psychlic So wait you know what. It doesn't taste
like that with your eyes open. Yeah, oh you are good?
What's that? Going back to the crew, Daniel, the crew
had noting. So if there's anything else you guys want
(10:06):
to try, go for it. But yeah, this is kind
of the gist of the official Yum Box. Every month
here at my household, is Ever gonna have are we
gonna have the strives Nique Bromberg. Yeah, those look good,
the garlic ships, the vaccine, there's a vaccine in here.
I can't wait to have the buckle of Awe Elvis,
(10:26):
the mocktail bond bonds. I mean, this is a great
idea for a gift. Yeah, it's outside the box, you know,
especially with the I don't need anything for Christmas or
I don't know what to get. This is something different.
So that's we've been doing it for the last two
years in my family, so so officially in the mail,
I was so excited. I'm like, this is really much
one of the coolest things. I'm gonna sign up and
do this every month. So universal yums explore holiday treats
(10:49):
from all around the world. Gifting starting at fifteen dollars,
arrives by Christmas. If you order by December eighteenth, start
a holiday tradition that continues for all. Can you tell
I'm reading this great family activities which we've learned here
during the holidays. You open the box remotely if you
want with other family members. It's perfect for everyone. Snack
Glover's travel lovers, college students, grandparents, kids of all ages.
(11:10):
I don't have a website. Where do we go Official
yums dot com, Universe, hold on, hold on, Universal, Universal,
yelms dot com, Universal, Universal, yums dot Com. I'm mom, sugar, honey.
It's scary. Unfortunately they are a partner of ours, unlike
(11:33):
when you drop a name just for free and it's
only we have partner of yours. How much time do
we have here? Frog? You have three and a half minutes?
Fun Gareth to these boxes covered one of scaries doorbell cameras. No,
that's a whole separate promotion. Um, try the mocktail bombobs.
They're very good. Come back in nine minutes doing our show.
(11:57):
We're still recording the podcast. We're still doing a podcast.
The podcast ended, No no yeast on fire today. Hey,
how do we just eat for the rest of the podcast.
You've been eating since six am? Jackass? Hey can we
(12:22):
talk about scary? Did today? That pissed me off? Beyond belief?
He came into work, So one hundred New York we
do the secret sound and so one of our favorite
listeners called, I guess she's our favorite now she is?
And she guessed the secret tound and her guest was wrong.
But scary said that you won. She won sixteen hundred dollars.
She didn't win it. It wasn't right, It wasn't correct
(12:44):
because Scary just just jumped the gun and said she won.
You missed that. Brodie. Does that money come out of
his paycheck? No? So I well, technically the rule state
if she didn't give the right answer, we don't have
to give her anything. But I'm not gonna let her
feel that way. So we gave her sixteen hundred dollars
to spend anyway she wanted Amazon and we and she's
very happy. So we saw somebody right her guests in
(13:06):
the in the room, in the chat and when when
she said the guests, which is what was written on
the screen, it matched. And in my head, I said,
you're right, No in your head, no out loud and
blue confetti all over the studio times too, what running
if you close your eyes? She's right? Who had to
(13:31):
break it to her at first? Before you gave her
the how was that conversation with her? But she okay,
she was okay with it. I mean, you know, Scotty
and I were talking about it for a second because
I don't hear the sounds out here. I can't hear
the air feed, so I didn't know if the sound changed.
I'm like, that's funny, different sound. So I was just
(13:53):
so confused. Then I thought I played the wrong sound.
So I'm like, wait, did I play the wrong sound?
It was? It was sheer. It was weird. It was
a weird moment for me because I have to pay
her out of my own pocket. I actually got excited
because that's what I thought it was, and so I'm like, oh,
that's what I thought it was. I was right for once,
and then I wasn't. So how many of you feel
(14:15):
it Scary should have to pay that? Yes? Okay, hold on,
here's the thing. Moments before, we were going downstairs to
pick food up from downstairs, like, so, what's the secret
sound today? And I told him in the elevator, and
three minutes later he said it was the wrong one.
Then he has it. It doesn't count because he doesn't listen. Ever,
(14:36):
so I said that to Scotty afterwards. I'm like, we're
going down to pick up bread because it's National Bread
Day and my mind is on bread and is not
hearing anything. Yeah, Secret sound number five will be money
coming out of Scary's wallet. Scary punching his Vemo Venmo
code into two once again. Super Elvis swoops in and
(15:00):
saves the day. Don't kiss my ass. Stop it. You know,
any other job, you'd be fired. That's true? Yea, yeah, wow?
Is that all it takes to get fired? A lot
of money? Messed up in cash contest, years of service
you make up. We think you would have been fired.
I think they, you know, they would have found the
money somehow if I was jerking off on camera like
(15:22):
that guy from New Yorker magazine to my coworkers, justification
for firing but an accident, less money. Wait a minute,
what's his face? Jeffrey Tubin? Know who's the guy who
with the Miss Universe pageant or whatever the hell Harvey
did an He got more popular by messing up, So
I think it's a good thing. It was not, by
(15:43):
the way, that was not a good thing for him,
and he didn't lose. Yeah, but he was embarrassed. I
embarished by the way. The bond bonds are great, scary.
You're not embarrassing. You don't have an ounce of embarrassment
in you. You you could not care less about I
can't I fun I fucked What do you want me
to say? I screwed up? And who pays for it? Well,
(16:05):
I guess I got a venmou sixteen hundred dollars. Now, Elvis,
what do you want me to say? Don't worry about it.
I'll do it. See what if he pays half? I
don't know. Imaginary as an air traffic controller. Oh, I'm
sorry the plane crash. Lunch a right to say. My
suggested don't fly to my airport on national bread. He
(16:30):
showed up crash. It wasn't intentional, and I'm plane. It
was a plane delivering bread, which is like it must
have been all right again. Go to universal yams dot
(16:50):
com and you can have a whole year of this.
It's I love it. Fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm show. All right, here we go. We have a
big surprise. This is gonna be a lot of fun. Uh.
You see these Universal yum? Yeah, thanks to Garrett who's
(00:25):
been doing these things for years. And there's like monthly
box of the month. Yeah, Box of the Month of
treats from around the world. Go ahead, take it away, Garrett.
What are we doing today on our special edition of
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Yes, so we're going
to do our own own boxing. So I do this
with my family, and I figured let's bring it to
my radio family. So Universal youms. You can sign up
for a subscription every month and they send uh different
(00:46):
candy from all around the world. So uh, this this
month is all about the holiday Christmas. So that's why
it's a red box and the way I do it
with my family because we have family in Florida and
family in New Jersey. We kind of get on face
time and do it like we're doing right now. Where
we asked the questions. It's a B, C or D,
So I'll ask for four people. If you get it right,
(01:07):
you get to pick something out of the box and
we all get to taste it. So, oh you rogg
you ate the bit, don't eat the can we talking
about what's in this this month? This cookie is delicious?
What is it? Froggy? What did go ahead explain to us?
(01:28):
What you just say? Torta pull pull barone. It's a
short bread cookie with powdered sugar topping. It is so good.
If anybody doesn't want the hold on, hold on it.
So every month is a different theme from a different country.
What is this month's theme that we're opening up? I
believe norway? I get it. Well, it's holiday right or no?
(01:51):
This is a yeah, this is a combined It's holiday
is around the world. Can we skip to the dark
chocolate covered Let's play a game first before we just
start eating. No, I want the crewig noton. I like
the blu v look at the lava. You know what.
(02:14):
By the way, this is how the game works in
my own family have no control of this Branberry. I
have to hide this from my family because the last
box that I got they ate the whole freaking box.
It's the Alpine nutcake the bud because like, all right, well,
I love about when you travel, like do you see
(02:35):
stuff You're like, who the hell would you eat that?
It's the salted egg yolk popcorn. It sounds okay, let's
let's do it here. Let's let's do this. So I'll
ask a question and then the winner of the question
gets to pick what we all get to taste at once. Okay,
So Danielle, Gandhi, Elvis and Scary. Okay. Every year Norway
sends blank to the UK. Danielle, is it a blue ornaments,
(02:59):
be an eighty foot tall spruce tree, sea candles or
D money? I'm gonna say, uh, the tree, the tree?
All right, Gandhi, a blue ornaments, see candles, D money.
I was gonna go with the same one, Dan, yell, pick?
Do I have to pick a different one? Ornaments? Now
that's mine. I'm having deja vu to playing with the
(03:23):
kids right now? Okay, alright, scary uh d You're gonna
get D money and all right, there we go. The
answer is actually a It is number one. B uh
the eighty foot tall spruce tree. Yes. Yeah. The King
of Norway took refuge in Great Britain and when the
war ended in Norway beginning he began sending a sixty
(03:46):
year old eighty foot tall Christmas tree decked with thousands
of lights to London every year to express their thanks
and a gift to Norway. Cut him off for this.
I'm gonna go with the salted egg yolk popcorn. Okay,
but man, can we take a break? Hey, Froggy, I agree.
The torta polverone is fabulous. It's a sugar cookie that
has a little hint of anush. Isn't your favorite anise? Oh?
(04:15):
These are different? Oh boy? What are we eating? The popcorn?
All right? Where the salted egg? These are really good.
I would never buy these by the name. Based on
the name, I would never buy them, but was very good,
very Taiwan, Taiwan. Yeah, I like it, ye Taiwan. This
(04:37):
is apparently they're excellent. They're part of their holiday tradition,
which means like egg egg. How is it? Alright? Shut up?
Here we go, Let's go, Froggy, Scottie, Brody and Nate.
According to check tragic tradition, folks who don't eat meat
prior to the Christmas dinner, we'll see a unicorn be
(05:01):
their soul mate, see a golden pig, d a shooting star. Froggy,
you first I'm gonna go with the golden pig. Golden
met golden pig, all right, thank Scotty. I was just
gonna say golden pig. I'll say unicorn because it's another animal, okay,
Nate a shooting star, stream star and Bertie significant other,
significant other. Okay. Um, that is going to be. According
(05:25):
to tradition, if you fast all day on Christmas Eve,
you will be able to see a golden pig that
will bring you good luck. Today, the rule about fasting
has relaxed to allow everything but meat. So happy golden
pig spotting. Where are we going? Um? We're gonna popcorn um,
some Macke's of Scotland turkey and stuffing flavored chips. Yes,
(05:49):
these are very good. Mother may make a suggestion as
you chew, can you back off the microphone because people
have that disease or they hate the sound of chewing.
Feel this is the turkey and stuffing flavor. I taste
a little bit of rosemary. Yeah, definitely a little rosemary.
(06:13):
I do not like this one. It's okay, you don't
have to like everything, but we go. I'll mail that
to me. I'll give these kids the dogs the dogs,
all right, let's let's do let's do one more and y'
all can answer at once if you want, It doesn't matter.
On December. On December, everyone in Spain sits in front
(06:37):
of the TV and waits for a a soccer match,
an announcement that the holidays half officially begun, the national
favorite television show, or a lottery drawing a B, C
or d D lottery drawing. Scotty b is correct as
partner tradition. Back in eighteen twelve, Spaniards buy lottery tickets
for a chance to win during a Christmas drawing? Sorry,
(07:01):
what makes you sorry? Sorry? Chocolate? Chocolate? Chocolate chocolate? What
the mock tail bond bonds? Hello? This is like a
box of amazing? Is the Alpine nutcake? No? Who one
(07:25):
who chooses it? Alright? Scott? Is that what? The Alpine nutcases?
A little white thing? Wait, hold on, you gotta dig
down in the bottom. That's nice? Do you need a
glass of milk with it? That's a weird looking thing?
Look at that? Look what following the bag? White? It's
a little breaking a piece of it. You know what?
(07:46):
It tastes like? It tastes like a tea time Tassie
have you ever had a teatime? What tassis? My mom
makes them? That sounds so gay? My mom makes them time?
What do you what do you want to call yourself
on Halloween? I want to go as tea time task.
See I pass on this one because it's a cookie
and has gluten. But all right, let's we'll do the
last one. Here we go. In Ramadan dinner in Cairo,
(08:10):
Egypt featured two thousand pounds of lamb stew in the
orchestra of five d flutes of the world's biggest spoon
or the world's longest table spoon spoon. Wait a second,
keep your hands out of my box? Can you get
out of here? At least it's like showing up to
eat the box. I'll say it's flute? Is a table?
(08:31):
Scary as right at table? A ten thousand foot long
table as part of a tradition that could sit seven people.
Can we talk about the evil in the room that
no one's acknowledging? This uh poro cake with cocoa crim
like it's it looks like it's a bread product. Delicious.
You put a little good until right, everybody, whip out
(08:57):
your Domino's chocolate. We're picking nice Domino chocolates from Scary
Where where are they from? They are from no gold lay.
You don't let me touch your box. Don't try to
touch mine. They're German German chocolates, four layers of festive
German deliciousness. They've been boozing them. These are full of boots.
(09:21):
They definitely have alcohol. Do you know what it tastes like?
It tastes like the Italian rainbow cookie, the seven layer cookie.
Close your eyes, seven layers. By the way, if Scary
Jones Ever tells you to close your eyes, don't. If
you guys tasted it tastes all you want in the chocolate,
(09:43):
scary scary. Oh in your eyes? Why why do you
have it? Close your eyes? If you close your eyes
and eat it, it tastes like the rainbow cookie. It's
a psychlic So wait you know what. It doesn't taste
like that with your eyes open. Yeah, oh you are good?
What's that? Going back to the crew, Daniel, the crew
had noting. So if there's anything else you guys want
(10:06):
to try, go for it. But yeah, this is kind
of the gist of the official Yum Box. Every month
here at my household, is Ever gonna have are we
gonna have the strives Nique Bromberg. Yeah, those look good,
the garlic ships, the vaccine, there's a vaccine in here.
I can't wait to have the buckle of Awe Elvis,
(10:26):
the mocktail bond bonds. I mean, this is a great
idea for a gift. Yeah, it's outside the box, you know,
especially with the I don't need anything for Christmas or
I don't know what to get. This is something different.
So that's we've been doing it for the last two
years in my family, so so officially in the mail,
I was so excited. I'm like, this is really much
one of the coolest things. I'm gonna sign up and
do this every month. So universal yums explore holiday treats
(10:49):
from all around the world. Gifting starting at fifteen dollars,
arrives by Christmas. If you order by December eighteenth, start
a holiday tradition that continues for all. Can you tell
I'm reading this great family activities which we've learned here
during the holidays. You open the box remotely if you
want with other family members. It's perfect for everyone. Snack
Glover's travel lovers, college students, grandparents, kids of all ages.
(11:10):
I don't have a website. Where do we go Official
yums dot com, Universe, hold on, hold on, Universal, Universal,
yelms dot com, Universal, Universal, yums dot Com. I'm mom, sugar, honey.
It's scary. Unfortunately they are a partner of ours, unlike
(11:33):
when you drop a name just for free and it's
only we have partner of yours. How much time do
we have here? Frog? You have three and a half minutes?
Fun Gareth to these boxes covered one of scaries doorbell cameras. No,
that's a whole separate promotion. Um, try the mocktail bombobs.
They're very good. Come back in nine minutes doing our show.
(11:57):
We're still recording the podcast. We're still doing a podcast.
The podcast ended, No no yeast on fire today. Hey,
how do we just eat for the rest of the podcast.
You've been eating since six am? Jackass? Hey can we
(12:22):
talk about scary? Did today? That pissed me off? Beyond belief?
He came into work, So one hundred New York we
do the secret sound and so one of our favorite
listeners called, I guess she's our favorite now she is?
And she guessed the secret tound and her guest was wrong.
But scary said that you won. She won sixteen hundred dollars.
She didn't win it. It wasn't right, It wasn't correct
(12:44):
because Scary just just jumped the gun and said she won.
You missed that. Brodie. Does that money come out of
his paycheck? No? So I well, technically the rule state
if she didn't give the right answer, we don't have
to give her anything. But I'm not gonna let her
feel that way. So we gave her sixteen hundred dollars
to spend anyway she wanted Amazon and we and she's
very happy. So we saw somebody right her guests in
(13:06):
the in the room, in the chat and when when
she said the guests, which is what was written on
the screen, it matched. And in my head, I said,
you're right, No in your head, no out loud and
blue confetti all over the studio times too, what running
if you close your eyes? She's right? Who had to
(13:31):
break it to her at first? Before you gave her
the how was that conversation with her? But she okay,
she was okay with it. I mean, you know, Scotty
and I were talking about it for a second because
I don't hear the sounds out here. I can't hear
the air feed, so I didn't know if the sound changed.
I'm like, that's funny, different sound. So I was just
(13:53):
so confused. Then I thought I played the wrong sound.
So I'm like, wait, did I play the wrong sound?
It was? It was sheer. It was weird. It was
a weird moment for me because I have to pay
her out of my own pocket. I actually got excited
because that's what I thought it was, and so I'm like, oh,
that's what I thought it was. I was right for once,
and then I wasn't. So how many of you feel
(14:15):
it Scary should have to pay that? Yes? Okay, hold on,
here's the thing. Moments before, we were going downstairs to
pick food up from downstairs, like, so, what's the secret
sound today? And I told him in the elevator, and
three minutes later he said it was the wrong one.
Then he has it. It doesn't count because he doesn't listen. Ever,
(14:36):
so I said that to Scotty afterwards. I'm like, we're
going down to pick up bread because it's National Bread
Day and my mind is on bread and is not
hearing anything. Yeah, Secret sound number five will be money
coming out of Scary's wallet. Scary punching his Vemo Venmo
code into two once again. Super Elvis swoops in and
(15:00):
saves the day. Don't kiss my ass. Stop it. You know,
any other job, you'd be fired. That's true? Yea, yeah, wow?
Is that all it takes to get fired? A lot
of money? Messed up in cash contest, years of service
you make up. We think you would have been fired.
I think they, you know, they would have found the
money somehow if I was jerking off on camera like
(15:22):
that guy from New Yorker magazine to my coworkers, justification
for firing but an accident, less money. Wait a minute,
what's his face? Jeffrey Tubin? Know who's the guy who
with the Miss Universe pageant or whatever the hell Harvey
did an He got more popular by messing up, So
I think it's a good thing. It was not, by
(15:43):
the way, that was not a good thing for him,
and he didn't lose. Yeah, but he was embarrassed. I
embarished by the way. The bond bonds are great, scary.
You're not embarrassing. You don't have an ounce of embarrassment
in you. You you could not care less about I
can't I fun I fucked What do you want me
to say? I screwed up? And who pays for it? Well,
(16:05):
I guess I got a venmou sixteen hundred dollars. Now, Elvis,
what do you want me to say? Don't worry about it.
I'll do it. See what if he pays half? I
don't know. Imaginary as an air traffic controller. Oh, I'm
sorry the plane crash. Lunch a right to say. My
suggested don't fly to my airport on national bread. He
(16:30):
showed up crash. It wasn't intentional, and I'm plane. It
was a plane delivering bread, which is like it must
have been all right again. Go to universal yams dot
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com and you can have a whole year of this.
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