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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present show. It's the fifteen minute morning show podcast and
we're already starting out with Daniel eating Yep, that's how
you Why So I am getting a little bit of
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a migraine, as you know, I get those. I went
upstairs to take half of a pill to try and
nip it in the boot, and if I take it
on an empty stomach, it's not the best thing. So
I had to get a little something to nosh on.
I think you need low dose mushrooms. What do you think? Okay,
I think so. I don't know. You could make it worse.
You might make it worse. Anyway. Did Daniel say nip
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it in the butt? She did nip it in the bud? Yeah,
I thought you said, But I'd like to nip it
in the bud. But make yeah, but does make more
sense than bud? What does nippet in the bud? What
is the origin? I think it's a gardening reference, isn't it.
It sounds like it would be stopping something from happening
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before progresses, before it goes past the bud stage. It
sounds very botanical. But if you nip me in the butt,
I will stop doing whatever I do. People will make
you go faster. All right, have a question, what does
what does easy peasy mean? Where do where did that
come from? I don't know? Lemon squeezy, what the hell
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is that mean? All right? You know every day we
have to check the quality of Brodie's microphone. How is
it today? Body? Will you tell me? Because last night, uh,
scary said let's do a sound I told him to
do a sound check. He was, all right, I'll call
you back in five minutes. That was fourteen hours ago.
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I fell asleep. Yeah, respect my my workspace and my
home space said you were going to do it that
you said? He said? You said, you're calling him back?
I know, but sometimes the just the fatigue kicks in.
But you couldn't you be closer to your mic like,
how can we're over? You're not? And that microphone needs
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to be approached from the side, not from the top.
Really much better, that's good. So what's scary saying is
if we can see your face, you're not using it correctly. Now?
Is it better? Now? Yes? Okay? Oh my god, you're
making that noise. Daniel. Every phone, every microphone has a
pickup pattern and the pickup pattern of that Mike is
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here like on the side, I know, not the top
like that. Really, if we could go on and on
about this for at least ten more minutes, then we
have a complete part. Now Scary is interested last night?
Has it scary those fallen asleep on the phone with
someone in here before? And I have audio in the
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system of Scary falling asleep on the phone. We mean
him snoring. Yeah, that's scary. And he eats on the
phone too. All right, so we do know that Danielle
has a migraine approaching, So just be very delicate with
our Danielle. Good. Thank you Here at the fifteen minute
Morning Show Podcast Today Present. The present people today are
Froggy and Gandhi and Scary and Danielle and Scotty b
and Straight and Nate and Brody and Garrett done. You
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know we never really see Diamond. She should come join
us if you position your screen log in, Sam should
join in fight. I could I could pipe her in
right now, man, Well, Diamond could be our special guest today,
Special Guests Special guest Diamond. Diamond got into a fight
with a little kid. I want to hear her story.
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Thanks for thanks for teaing that up. I want theful Yeah,
I think this first sure becoming? Is it you the thing? Yeah?
Getting was diamond is diamond on another planet right now?
I mean, how long does it take to get in
from another room? Dimond? Come on talking? She said, it's spinning.
You gotta talk into the microphone. Can she just come
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use your name, o, Diamond Diamond. Get the light from
outside out from behind you because it's we can't see
your face or that the computer. Oh okay, okay, well
turn it on the thing. Okay, okay, all right, we
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gotta get back on the show. TikTok to. I still
can't see your face there it is, Oh my god,
what was that for a second, like a big silver penis?
All right? Can you hear us clearly? Diamond Diamond, You
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got to speak into the microphone. This is a lot, yeah, Diamond,
focus focus. So you got into a fight with a kid,
not necessarily, but I think that we're starting a little battle. Okay,
what's on all my neighbor's little braddy kid. Okay, how
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old the kid? I gotta be like, let's say, okay,
that's a grown man in my book, Yeah, just a
douche bag. So I go to bed at eight o'clock
or I'm in the bed at eight o'clock every night.
I don't play about my sleep. Right ten pm, this
little fool decides that he's going to go into his
front yard and bounce a damn basketball as if you
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know NBA Draft is next week. I don't understand what's
going on. What time of night is this again? P M?
Ten pm? Number one, it's dark. Number two, it's cold.
What are you doing outside? So this morning I decided
that as I was warming up my car at four,
I was going to sound the alarm of my car
for a minute and a half. Your grandmother, your mother, you,
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your sister, everyone in the neighborhood, like everyone on the block.
Everyone's going to get up because I wasn't able to
go to sleep in a timely fashion. Dimond, I'm ready
to go to war. I don't know if Michael Jordan's
had a neighbor like Diamond, he would be who he is. No,
Michael Jordan played at ten o'clock at night. You're you're
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you're stunting this kid's growth and becoming a basketball player here.
He is not Michael Jordan's. I think I think that
if you're like us and you have these stupid, fucked
up hours. I don't think the rest of the worlds
just have to pay for that. I think that's our
that's our fault. I think being up and dribbling a
basketball at ten o'clock is totally appropriate. Yeah, ten pm,
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silent hour starts at nine, but thanks Grandma Gandhi that
the rules of my building. Nine o'clock. You're not allowed
to start creating a ruckus. But how much noise does
a basketball make more than use? Absolutely, I'm all on
board with Diamond declaring war on this kid. First of all,
if you're as tall as me, you're a grown up,
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so you can do whatever War declared. Nobody is checking
like that kid at ten pm, bounce at his basketball
outside your house. I think vengeance at five in the
morning or whenever you leave. Totally fine. Thanks, I love
this for you. Wake up kid. I have to think
you have to handle it Brooklyn style and yell at
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the window. Get the fucking house, you know, scare the kid.
Either that or pop his basketball when he's not looking.
Oh that's next. You could you could have also been
an adult about it, and today you could have just
gone over and talked to an adult over there and said, hey, listen,
so you know, I'm trying to sleep. If you wouldn't
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mind blah blah blah, and see if you can handle
it that way, because Moms, Diamond, you should have looked
around for the basketball and maybe you could have grabbed
a sharpie and rode on the basketball. Please don't bounce
this at ten o'clock at night. You who put it?
That's next? Do you think Lebron James is neighbors? Did
that you growing up? You keep bringing up the pros exactly.
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They started somewhere though they were they too lived next
to a neighbor that probably past. You could do this
that I don't know. Four o'clock in the afternoon, five six,
seven o'clock doesn't have a job. That's when everybody you practice.
At ten o'clock at night. I don't know the house.
He probably has a lot of homework. I know my
thirteen year old has too much freaking homework. He can
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do that at So Diamond, Diamond, you haven't even thought
about going over that would there be retaliation from the
family against you if you went over there and said, hey,
can you please well listen. I'm just gonna say this.
If they do decide to retaliate, I'm ready for war.
This is awful. One way to settle this one on one,
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you versus the kid on the court. First one to
ten wins. It's been practicing he's gonna win exactly. How
are you kidding? Story? I see Diamond doing them tumbo,
get that out of here. If finger shaking, bro, you
know who's not getting tickets whatever? Team Diamond, I think
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it's him, Thank you. Has anybody else noticed Nate's name
on his zoom? Oh? Yeah, for days? You guys just
noticed this. I'm just seeing it. I left it there.
I was going to change, and I'm like, no, if
he wants to reminisce about his days when things were better,
he can go ahead and do that. Right, he made
a decent salary, I don't know. I don't. I don't
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think I made much. In fact, there's a picture of
me stripping where you can see a quarter laying on
the stage. I think if you tip a quarter, you're
there to insult them. Yeah, just trying not to remember
those those times struggling washing plastic dinner wear because I
couldn't get other plastic dinner were Did you have breakaway pants?
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I did? Yeah, grab the crotch and rip them off. No,
you grab the sides, grab the sides and then you
pull and the seams along that you're outside of your legs.
Did you buy those from Bonobos? No? We had the
may actually probably married. Go round back. Then. I have
a I have a social dilemma for you. Should you
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tell your neighbor that you saw their kids sneak the
car out late at night? Depends on the neighbor, It
depends on the kid. Do you like the kids on
the car and how old is the kid? I want
to know teens. God, Daniel, you know what I'm trying
to say, they're too young to be driving. You have
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to tell you have to tell you they have somebody over.
Daniels a parent, So usually look at this totally differently. Well,
I look at it one from a safety issue from
like Garrett said, he may run somebody over if he
does it again, and you know, doesn't know what the
hell he's doing, and he you know, he shouldn't be
behind the wheel of the car. It's a dangerous for
himself as well. Don't do it. If you ever steal
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the car. I did once. I stole the car once
when I was young, when I was way too young,
and it's stalled and they my dad had to come
get me and it was the most awful day. I
think there's another way to do it. I think you're
better off to you don't have to tell on the kid,
but just say, hey, I saw you guys. Were you
leaving last night around ten thirty? And just leave it
at that. That sounds creepy last night. Go ahead, sorry,
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you could be I was outside doing something. I saw
you guys leaving at ten thirty. We didn't leave in
ten thirty. Oh I saw your car. Leave Leave it
at that. Otherwise, if you're tattle tailing you, that's bad
as bad news. I don't like your tattle tailing. That's
what you're doing. This thing. Hey, it doesn't count as
tatt kid, because it's gonna sunk your yard or fun
your house. I didn't basketball to dribble yeah next door
at ten o'clock, I would say, I didn't know Kyle
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was old enough to drive. That's good, that's a good one.
Have a good night. I accidentally rat it out the
neighbor's kid because one night there was this razer of
a party in the backyard of the house next to us,
And it was a big party, going to late late
early in the morning in fact. And the next day
I'm like, Oh, I'm just going to text the neighbor
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because we've been meaning to go over there and say Hi.
I go, hey, sounded like quite a party last night.
I hope you guys had fun. And she replies, Um,
we're in Florida. What happened last night? And it was
their kids that were throwing a rage. The same thing
happened to us. But when we told the parents were like, yeah,
we know, we're home, And I was like, what their
kids pissing in my bushes? How this was a crazy,
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huge party and I cannot believe that it was sanctioned
by the parents. Did a lot of houses like that?
A lot of parents are like, yeah, well, it's better
than drinking and driving on the rage. They're gonna do
it anyway. They're gonna they're gonna drink on the rage.
Might as well be in a safe house. Let's let's
all invite. Did I tell you something? If my if
you're in charge of my kid at a party at
your house and I find out you were letting alcohol
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run you can you see this in the news and
you will be arrested. Sure, I'm not saying it's right,
but I see I know it goes on. Could you
talk to the kid and be like, listen to a
little idiot. I saw what you did, and if you
do it again, I'm gonna bust you for it. But
in order to keep me silent and not anybody get
in trouble, maybe moll my lawn or like clean my toilet,
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or just work out a deal with the kid and
then let him know I'm watching. You. Don't do that
ship again. Gandhi. Wow, nothing like you're teaching the blackmail Gandhi?
Why not we all know it learning. I don't know
these conversations. You can tell how much Gandhi loved kids. Yeah,
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there is that? All right, Well that was my my contribution.
We're out of time, so great contributions like that. You
learn a lot to session, including that Gandhi's a cold
hearted bit to workout deals. Yes, we didn't know that, alright.
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Maybe tomorrow Roodie's microphone will be louder. I thought we
fixed it. Cover your face talking to the mic. Yeah,
if the mic rate here. Make it sounds better. It
sounds wrong the way Scary put it, but he's just
it's the technical way for to work for the It's
not really a good microphone for on camera maybe, is
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what we were. We're talking to the shaft, not the head. Correct.
There you go, there you go, just a tip talking
to the tip and look at me in the eye. Okay,
a lot of opportunity for some photoshopping here. Okay, bye
to break your pants off. Michael jay Cox leaves first.
Goodbye Bye fifteen minute morning show.