Vanity Plates

What type of person are you if you have a vanity plate, eye lashes on your car or truck nuts.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms minute morning show. Okay, guys, I have done the math,
and because we went over, we only have to do

(00:24):
a nine minute morning show today. Okay, good, I'll let
you know that we're there. I just started the timer. Okay.
Control if we're going to add up all the time
that we've been over the listeners a loss time, well,
then we're done. Bye. I'm going on the weekly basis,
and I know Froggy is very careful at keeping track

(00:46):
of how much time, and we tabulated and yeah, we
went over by six minutes total this week, so I
need to reclaim my time. We're reclaiming our time. Can
I bring something up real quick? No? Is it poopulated plated?
Is it strawberry syrup related? It's not bodily function related,
nothing like that. It's actually a something that kind of

(01:07):
It was yesterday, okay, So I dropped my car offer
an inspection. Okay, I had to do a dentist appointment.
So the guy at the service station let me borrow
his car so I could go to my dentist appointment.
And as I'm getting it to his car, I see
his license plate. It's a vanity plate custom plate and
it says above the law, and so I think that
there are people that have stupid license plates. I did

(01:29):
not want to drive his car because I had to
go on the parkway, and I like, if a cop
got behind me, I would get pulled over just because
of that there over and take a dump. Well, no,
I didn't have well when I got to the dentist,
I had a bit of a stomach ache. I don't know. So,
I mean I see cars with plates and I'm like why,
Like there was one I remember saying one that said

(01:50):
can't catch me like people have. I saw one that
said meep, meep, and I'm like, fuck you, dude, would
runner fuck you? If I was a cop, I would
pull that asshole over every single time. If you see
the one, If you see the one that says above
the law and you're a police officer, are you not

(02:12):
going to be like, oh yeah, at least what do
you mean. I didn't see a crazy license plate, but
I saw a crazy license plate frame and the frame
was brawsers. If you know, why would you advertise you brawsers?
Are you a p director? How you did a film?

(02:33):
Did they give you? I actually kind of find it
funny that the d m V would allow somebody to
have above the law because they were like the the
censor police. If you spell it the right way, it
can slip through. Just remember I was going to get
you the plate that said big cock like that was
you looked it up, ALKA. Yeah, if you're a plumber.

(02:55):
If if you're a plumber or you do stuff like that,
you can maybe that's your big call. That's okay. There's
a lot there's a lot of things you can slip through.
Remember seeing a plate in Florida that was going around
online for a while. It was it was asked orgy.
It was a five five the oh from the orange
in the middle and then r G y and it
got by because nobody, you know, they couldn't catch that

(03:17):
and they don't think that an orange is oh right.
What about the rear view license plates that say something
in the back, you know, backwards when when you're looking
in the mirror. Yeah, there's there's a propane company in
my town that you know, drops off propane tanks for
grills and whatever. The company's name and his and his
vanity played his Jack gas gas. I had I saw

(03:41):
a bumper sticker yesterday and I almost drew into the
car and then I saw the bumper sticker and it
said I have my baby in the car, so if
you hit my car, and it was this long thing,
you know. It said, if you hit my car with
my baby in the car, I will beat you up
until the cops arrived. I'm like, doesn't thiss coonstitute assault? Right? Also, like,

(04:04):
I don't do it stickers just because, like, why do
you assume that I was trying to hit your car
when I didn't think a baby was in it. I'm
going to try and not hit your car, whether there's
a kid in it or not. I don't want to
have the accident right on. Board stickers just stressed me out.
You know, my other favorite bumper sticker on the back
of a car, my other ride is your mom. Oh,

(04:24):
and the you know the other ones are dripp me crazy.
I am the proud parent of an honor student. I'm like, nobod,
it's very nice that you're an proud parent, but nobody cares. Nobody.
I said, she shouldn't be jealous of the rest of us.
He would never put one of those on his car,

(04:46):
but he bought and he never put it on the car.
He bought one of the stickers that said my kid
beat up your honor student. I was like, Dad, you're
a Gandhi. What are you doing? Stickers are just so
stupid stickers on their car more anyway, Yeah, it's even
at the radio station. We stopped the sticker patrol like
five years ago because no one puts stickers in there. Yeah.

(05:07):
When I see it, I automatically judge you if you
have any sort of bumper sticker, I'm thinking this person
is not that bright. Okay, what about the drawings of
like their whole family. I hate those people stick figures
stick to your family and then they have like the
stick dog. I'm like, I don't need to know this,
you know. Actually somebody told me they go, you shouldn't
do that because if there's like kidnappers and ship, like,

(05:29):
they'll know how many kids you got and go kid
And I don't write no, that's right. No. When I
see the family on the back of the car, and
I always like, okay, why are you telling people how
many people are? Like, I don't know how. It's just creepy.
I like the zombie ones, like the you know, the
zombie family or the family with the Disney ears. I
like that. What about people who put eyelashes on their headlights?

(05:54):
I fully encourage it because I think it says a
lot about that person. What do you think it says
about the type of I want to know if you
know what, you think the same thing? I think, what
do you go first? Do you go first? Something I
just actually means. I don't know, it's just not I
don't know. I don't think it's a good guys who
hang the balls off their truck, Like, what are you doing?

(06:15):
Why are we doing that? I'm coming in and out
of the conversation, and this thing is all over the world.
It's great about license plates and bubbers. You're now you're
talking about balls hanging out of cars. We're talking about
people personalizing their cars and what it says about. Like
people who put eyelashes on their headlights are truck nuts?
Like it is truck truck nuts, the same type of person, Froggy,

(06:41):
similar but yet different. I think it's the husband and
the wife. Like I think the truck nuts guy is
very like Brett Michael's Rock of Love, and the eyelashes
car is like very bedazzled ed hardy lady who was
trying to win maker suggestions. Brody, you're not loud enough,
so no one can hear you. So maybe that's why
you're probably speaking but he hears me. But it's not
because no one can hear very low. You can't hear

(07:03):
you my volume. It's scary, No, it's not. Maybe scaries
do that on purpose. I tell you. It's a blessing, no,
I think, But that's no control over You said something
nice to me earlier today, and you're around the room
today you're like pin things on me. I don't have

(07:26):
volume control over anybody any better. Now that may have
been the guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Let's get this fix. Okay, Brodie,
is there some knob maybe that you can turn? How
close are you to the mic? The mike's right here,
it's here, you can see it. You don't doesn't even

(07:47):
sound loud when you hit it. There's no volume on
the mic. There's the games all the way up. Oh yeah,
we gotta take this to up the microphone. You. I
was paid for that, the microphone, douche. You have a
fight right here. That's the fight. Is that any better?

(08:10):
You can see your dog? Yeah, this is a great
warm up for like Thanksgiving dinner. So what I was
saying was if you can hear me, all, yes we can. Okay,
So have you ever seen the cars that have those
bumper defenders? Those people who hang the big rubber thing
on them. But those things are uglier than if the
car actually got dented, And it's usually on a car

(08:33):
that's such a piece of ship that no one wouldn't
care for. You puts those on expensive cars. They put
them on ship boxes. Yeah, we don't have those. Look
stupid here in Florida. I see them a lot of
New York. So my question is do you drive around
with that on your car or do you put it
on your car when you an? The reason why New
York has it is because of all the parallel parking, right,

(08:53):
But I thought they put it on their car when
they parked. You're saying they just leave it on there
all But people are lazy hangs out of the tun
It looks like ship just it's there all the time.
I drive around with chains on my tires all winter long.
I drive around with my my bike rack on all
the time, and everyone's always, Like I said, I'm going
to be prepared for that nice day and you'll have

(09:13):
to put your bike rack on, but I'll be ready.
That's what I think you could take it off now, Daniel,
I think you've got some time. No. Three two one
we need ten minutes. Podcast is over there you go.
That was fabulous. Bye the fifteen Minute Morning Show