May 16, 2022 • 11 mins
Scotty B. ran a 5k over the weekend, how well did he do? Brody has a problem he needs our help!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute morning show. You're rolling, Oh,
(00:24):
we're rolling. We're doing this thing all right, Thank Youscuits. Okay,
the garden this weekend. Really I love Limp Biscuit. They're
still alive. Scotti, what do you want to talk about today? Uh?
How about doing random five k's that you haven't run
in ten years? Really impressed that, did you? I thought
(00:47):
Scotty was gonna stroke out. And I can say that
because I've had to, But I'm impressed. Scotty. When was
the last time you actually ran? I haven't done like
an actual run in probably ten to twelve yours and
you ran a five k at six forty five in
the morning. My daughter woke me up and she said,
I'm doing a five k today. I'm gonna go. Do
(01:07):
you want to come? And I was like what? And
they said they're picking me up in fifteen minutes. So
I got dressed, I brushed my teeth, I had a
Grandola bar and some coffee and I went and I
ran it. Good for you, fe No, I felt fine,
it said I had to. I had to walk probably
halfway through, only because I couldn't leave my daughter behind.
She couldn't. She couldn't run the whole thing. But I
definitely feel like I could have run the entire thing.
(01:29):
You're saying you could have been faster if it wasn't
for Yeah, she helped me back, but I did get
him over participating. Oh you hate that? Well, you know
it's okay. I liked it when I got it around
my neck. What I liked it when they put the
metal on me. You know what we're talking about, Scott,
he's five K. How did you do in your five K?
(01:49):
I did okay. I got there. It took like forty
five minutes, which is way too long, but it's because
I had to walk half of it. Are we on?
I was pushing a button my daughter. My daughter asked
me to go, so I went with her, and she
was gung ho and she started running and then she
stopped after like a mile, so I kind of had
a like jog for the rest of it, so I
couldn't go hardcore. I think I really could have finished
(02:11):
strong if it weren't for my eleven even jogging half
of it. That's that's good. That's from nothing. I will
say after a mile and a half. I kind of
felt my I had some chest pains, but you know,
there was an ambulance there just in case the ale's
call I gotta take. Okay, can we talk about who
here thinks they could run a five k without practice
(02:34):
or any sort of warning. I don't think something chasing me. Yeah,
apocalypse maybe chasing me. It's it's it's only it's three
point one miles. It's not that you could at least
I could jog it with no problem. I couldn't jog it.
Is that like twelve times around like a track? Like
a track? A mile is four times around a track,
(02:55):
so that'd be twelve yeah and a little bit. I
went for a hike this weekend and I was at
a break. My gosh, Yeah, I'm tired from this podcast.
There you go. I ride my bike a lot, so
that probably keeps me like semi in shape. Okay, I
guess there's different muscles, but still a right scary. How
is your workout this weekend? He did? He did a
one koskout. I mean for me, obviously it didn't work out.
(03:19):
But what would be the closest thing to a workout
that you did? Walking to my favorite filafeling. How much
place you're gonna refrigerator? He sat down the toilet. But
I know that if I know that there's food at
the end of my walk, I will walk very far.
For that. You did to walk across the Brooklyn Bridge
at that time, I did, Scary, when you walk to food,
(03:40):
will you at least walk back from it? Or do
you uber back from the food? No, I will walk
back from food. It has to be good food. We
were talking today about how far we all think walking distances,
and Scary said fifteen minutes, and I call bullshit on that.
I don't think you'd walk fifteen minutes. I've never walked
with you more than you walked fifteen minutes, and that's
not a distance. So I've walked teen minutes before, but
(04:01):
not's hearing who was president I live in. I live
in Jersey City, and then there's Hoboken is the adjoining town,
and it's about fifteen minutes away. So I've walked the
destinations in Hoboken. But you the original question was what
do you consider maximum walking distance? And I think after fix,
I would say about an hour. Yeah, yeah, you know,
if if I have time, I've walked from you know
(04:22):
Penn Station. I've walked from Penn Station down here, which
is more than forty blocks, right, And that's if I
have the time, I'll do it. That's walking outside. Walking
in New York City is a whole different beast because
you have so many interesting things to look at and
before you know what, you've walked forty or fifty blocks. Yeah,
and everybody outside of New York City hates their New
York City friends because we all say, oh, that's walking
distance and it's twenty minutes, and they get angry at you.
(04:44):
Beyond that, it's a car. I don't know. Depends. How
about bike? Scary? You know rack across the street from
my house. I want to see you on a bike.
They'll be kind of funny. Who these people? High people people?
Second they work with they're gonna sell this thing. They're lost,
(05:04):
they don't like where's the disks? Anyway? Really? Are we
doing a podcast? Doesn't seem very interesting? You knew there
with salespeople because Scary held up a bottle of water
and pointed to it and mouth, I'll endorse this O God, alright,
what else I'm born? I think if you look closely, Brodie,
(05:26):
don't move your head. Look at Brodie on the screen.
It looks like he's growing a double's horn. Oh it does,
I said, don't move your head. He moved it. I'm sorry.
There go that podcast a lot. That's kind of hilarious,
a little satanic. Look. Yeah, I think you want you
want to talk about our roller skating party. Oh yeah, Never.
(05:48):
He wants to get into a van, go to Long
Island and go roller skatie. Yes, it's in the works.
Three things I don't want to and I'm not going
to get in your van. And then he said, but
but what if I tell you what is the thing?
That skate saurus will be there, will be there. You
know what that is? The skateaurus is that it's the
(06:08):
thing you can hold on It isn't that's a skate mate.
The skate saurus is the musty costume from the eighties.
I thought it was the guy who picks you up
off the ground when you land on your ass. My
ass is sword. Yeah, fell on the ground. Actually, I
don't need one of those skate mates. I used to
be a roller skating feed back in the day. I
can skate backwards. What if I could get cosmic skates
(06:30):
to throw in roller skates for everybody. Yeah, then would
you do it to keep Yeah? No, you don't even
let people wear shoes in your apartment. Gandhi, you're gonna
let some roller skate into your apartment. Hell, but I'll
roller skate down this street. The skate is festest. What
(06:52):
when's the last time roller skated? Reagan was president? And
by the way, I can only go around to the
left clockwise, but I can't go the other way because
I learned how to skate a rink where everybody went out,
and when they were like, all right, we'll going the
other way, I had to sit down backwards skate. Yeah,
I can't go to the counter clockwise right at the
(07:13):
rink all to ourselves. You can do what you want.
I know which way I'm going, scary clockwise. I think
you do skate counter I can only I can only
skate clockwise. I know that's that's what I did. But
they rarely have clockwise skate. That's why I can't go skating.
Something about this seems weird, but most skating rinks their
counter clockwise. They y it's been a long time. Maybe
(07:37):
when you when you turn the quarter, it's like right
foot over left right. Then maybe that's it. Maybe I
want count of clockwise. It's been a long time, because
you know what I mean, I skateboard now, you know
I mean, we live in a digital world. No one
knows what clockwise versus counter clockwise skateboards skateboard. Yeah, I
write that one wheel. You just stand on the wheel
and it rolls you down the street. That's that's what
(07:59):
I do to So now I have I have a
customer service problem. Maybe with surprise, I think we're really
done now. So I had a really bad experience at
my car dealership and this guy was really rude and
scary knows the story. The guy was just rude. He's like,
didn't buy the car here, like he was just really good.
(08:20):
So the supervisor calls me because he knew there was
a problem, and I tell them the whole story. I
give him this whole thing and goes, oh my god,
I can't believe that's one of my employees. Would say that. Yeah,
because you could verify what anybody you want. You can
such and such was there. Because I am so sorry,
we will do whatever we have to make you happy.
Calls me the next day. He goes, I I can't
can't follow up on that? Why not because it was
my boss. So the supervisor's boss is the one who
(08:43):
asked me over and was rude to me, So the
supervisor can't reprimand him or help me. What are you doing? Yeah,
he's like, hey, um, because I described the guy, I'm like, oh, yes,
gray hair, gray beard, goes none of my employees have
gray hair in a great beard. I don't know who
that could have been he called. He's my pat He
goes like, and there's nothing I can do for you.
It was my boss. Well, corporate, couldn't you tell the boss, hey,
(09:07):
you ruffled some feathers. Yeah, he believed me, you know me,
he knew why he ruffled some feathers. But the guy
who's gonna help me, he's like, I can't help you
can't help use my boss. Have you ever, Brody, have
you ever not been in a feud with some organization
or business? Are you always like? Because I know you
always want to make wrongs right. I get that, and
we all deserve to let her voice be heard if
(09:28):
we're being screwed over or whatever. But it seems like
you're you always have someone like that's like screwing with you. Um.
In May of two thousand seventeen, I went to a
Chinese restaurant. They got my water, right, I Y third?
You should you should work for some teen TV news
and be better get Brody, and you should just be
the reporter that by the way, Budsman I owned, I
(09:53):
owned better get Brody dot com by the way, So
you should do it. They need those people, the consumer
reporters for the TV stations. You could do that. I'll
think about it. If they're hiring, call me. I'm working
on it. Yeah, books are weird. You work on it
in one minute, it makes some makes the next minute
you put it down. You forget about it, right, I
just don't have the working on it for a minute. Part?
(10:16):
Are we fifteen minutes yet? I think so? It's a
great show today, everybody. Now we're only nine minutes and
it was a great show today. Everybody Yet ten minutes?
What do we talk about earlier? They go run a
five K. You don't just have to say the negative thing.
You keep yourself. Yeah, but we have listeners that call
us out. I don't care. They can call us that.
Just ignore, just ignore it. On a defense. This whole
(10:39):
podcast is bonus. It really is. It's the fifteen minute
Morning So let's just call it the after show podcast.
Didn't back in the day they say we were going
to make a lot of money off this podcast. We've
been doing this. They're working on as soon as Brodie's
finished with that book. By the way, if you watch
sixty minutes, it's like fifty two minutes if you think
(10:59):
about its true, this is why. And the foot long
not a foot long, it's not it's not fine that
it happens. Long is actually like I think it's like
eleven and a half inches, but the meat flows out
over the foot sounds like a weekend. That we're done?
Why do you keep turning us all because you've got
shipped to do? So to everybody's got shipped to do,
(11:20):
all right, I've got shipped to do, got a ship,
got ship, all right, say goodbye, everyone got shipped to
do The fifteen minute Morning Show.
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute morning show. You're rolling, Oh,
(00:24):
we're rolling. We're doing this thing all right, Thank Youscuits. Okay,
the garden this weekend. Really I love Limp Biscuit. They're
still alive. Scotti, what do you want to talk about today? Uh?
How about doing random five k's that you haven't run
in ten years? Really impressed that, did you? I thought
(00:47):
Scotty was gonna stroke out. And I can say that
because I've had to, But I'm impressed. Scotty. When was
the last time you actually ran? I haven't done like
an actual run in probably ten to twelve yours and
you ran a five k at six forty five in
the morning. My daughter woke me up and she said,
I'm doing a five k today. I'm gonna go. Do
(01:07):
you want to come? And I was like what? And
they said they're picking me up in fifteen minutes. So
I got dressed, I brushed my teeth, I had a
Grandola bar and some coffee and I went and I
ran it. Good for you, fe No, I felt fine,
it said I had to. I had to walk probably
halfway through, only because I couldn't leave my daughter behind.
She couldn't. She couldn't run the whole thing. But I
definitely feel like I could have run the entire thing.
(01:29):
You're saying you could have been faster if it wasn't
for Yeah, she helped me back, but I did get
him over participating. Oh you hate that? Well, you know
it's okay. I liked it when I got it around
my neck. What I liked it when they put the
metal on me. You know what we're talking about, Scott,
he's five K. How did you do in your five K?
(01:49):
I did okay. I got there. It took like forty
five minutes, which is way too long, but it's because
I had to walk half of it. Are we on?
I was pushing a button my daughter. My daughter asked
me to go, so I went with her, and she
was gung ho and she started running and then she
stopped after like a mile, so I kind of had
a like jog for the rest of it, so I
couldn't go hardcore. I think I really could have finished
(02:11):
strong if it weren't for my eleven even jogging half
of it. That's that's good. That's from nothing. I will
say after a mile and a half. I kind of
felt my I had some chest pains, but you know,
there was an ambulance there just in case the ale's
call I gotta take. Okay, can we talk about who
here thinks they could run a five k without practice
(02:34):
or any sort of warning. I don't think something chasing me. Yeah,
apocalypse maybe chasing me. It's it's it's only it's three
point one miles. It's not that you could at least
I could jog it with no problem. I couldn't jog it.
Is that like twelve times around like a track? Like
a track? A mile is four times around a track,
(02:55):
so that'd be twelve yeah and a little bit. I
went for a hike this weekend and I was at
a break. My gosh, Yeah, I'm tired from this podcast.
There you go. I ride my bike a lot, so
that probably keeps me like semi in shape. Okay, I
guess there's different muscles, but still a right scary. How
is your workout this weekend? He did? He did a
one koskout. I mean for me, obviously it didn't work out.
(03:19):
But what would be the closest thing to a workout
that you did? Walking to my favorite filafeling. How much
place you're gonna refrigerator? He sat down the toilet. But
I know that if I know that there's food at
the end of my walk, I will walk very far.
For that. You did to walk across the Brooklyn Bridge
at that time, I did, Scary, when you walk to food,
(03:40):
will you at least walk back from it? Or do
you uber back from the food? No, I will walk
back from food. It has to be good food. We
were talking today about how far we all think walking distances,
and Scary said fifteen minutes, and I call bullshit on that.
I don't think you'd walk fifteen minutes. I've never walked
with you more than you walked fifteen minutes, and that's
not a distance. So I've walked teen minutes before, but
(04:01):
not's hearing who was president I live in. I live
in Jersey City, and then there's Hoboken is the adjoining town,
and it's about fifteen minutes away. So I've walked the
destinations in Hoboken. But you the original question was what
do you consider maximum walking distance? And I think after fix,
I would say about an hour. Yeah, yeah, you know,
if if I have time, I've walked from you know
(04:22):
Penn Station. I've walked from Penn Station down here, which
is more than forty blocks, right, And that's if I
have the time, I'll do it. That's walking outside. Walking
in New York City is a whole different beast because
you have so many interesting things to look at and
before you know what, you've walked forty or fifty blocks. Yeah,
and everybody outside of New York City hates their New
York City friends because we all say, oh, that's walking
distance and it's twenty minutes, and they get angry at you.
(04:44):
Beyond that, it's a car. I don't know. Depends. How
about bike? Scary? You know rack across the street from
my house. I want to see you on a bike.
They'll be kind of funny. Who these people? High people people?
Second they work with they're gonna sell this thing. They're lost,
(05:04):
they don't like where's the disks? Anyway? Really? Are we
doing a podcast? Doesn't seem very interesting? You knew there
with salespeople because Scary held up a bottle of water
and pointed to it and mouth, I'll endorse this O God, alright,
what else I'm born? I think if you look closely, Brodie,
(05:26):
don't move your head. Look at Brodie on the screen.
It looks like he's growing a double's horn. Oh it does,
I said, don't move your head. He moved it. I'm sorry.
There go that podcast a lot. That's kind of hilarious,
a little satanic. Look. Yeah, I think you want you
want to talk about our roller skating party. Oh yeah, Never.
(05:48):
He wants to get into a van, go to Long
Island and go roller skatie. Yes, it's in the works.
Three things I don't want to and I'm not going
to get in your van. And then he said, but
but what if I tell you what is the thing?
That skate saurus will be there, will be there. You
know what that is? The skateaurus is that it's the
(06:08):
thing you can hold on It isn't that's a skate mate.
The skate saurus is the musty costume from the eighties.
I thought it was the guy who picks you up
off the ground when you land on your ass. My
ass is sword. Yeah, fell on the ground. Actually, I
don't need one of those skate mates. I used to
be a roller skating feed back in the day. I
can skate backwards. What if I could get cosmic skates
(06:30):
to throw in roller skates for everybody. Yeah, then would
you do it to keep Yeah? No, you don't even
let people wear shoes in your apartment. Gandhi, you're gonna
let some roller skate into your apartment. Hell, but I'll
roller skate down this street. The skate is festest. What
(06:52):
when's the last time roller skated? Reagan was president? And
by the way, I can only go around to the
left clockwise, but I can't go the other way because
I learned how to skate a rink where everybody went out,
and when they were like, all right, we'll going the
other way, I had to sit down backwards skate. Yeah,
I can't go to the counter clockwise right at the
(07:13):
rink all to ourselves. You can do what you want.
I know which way I'm going, scary clockwise. I think
you do skate counter I can only I can only
skate clockwise. I know that's that's what I did. But
they rarely have clockwise skate. That's why I can't go skating.
Something about this seems weird, but most skating rinks their
counter clockwise. They y it's been a long time. Maybe
(07:37):
when you when you turn the quarter, it's like right
foot over left right. Then maybe that's it. Maybe I
want count of clockwise. It's been a long time, because
you know what I mean, I skateboard now, you know
I mean, we live in a digital world. No one
knows what clockwise versus counter clockwise skateboards skateboard. Yeah, I
write that one wheel. You just stand on the wheel
and it rolls you down the street. That's that's what
(07:59):
I do to So now I have I have a
customer service problem. Maybe with surprise, I think we're really
done now. So I had a really bad experience at
my car dealership and this guy was really rude and
scary knows the story. The guy was just rude. He's like,
didn't buy the car here, like he was just really good.
(08:20):
So the supervisor calls me because he knew there was
a problem, and I tell them the whole story. I
give him this whole thing and goes, oh my god,
I can't believe that's one of my employees. Would say that. Yeah,
because you could verify what anybody you want. You can
such and such was there. Because I am so sorry,
we will do whatever we have to make you happy.
Calls me the next day. He goes, I I can't
can't follow up on that? Why not because it was
my boss. So the supervisor's boss is the one who
(08:43):
asked me over and was rude to me, So the
supervisor can't reprimand him or help me. What are you doing? Yeah,
he's like, hey, um, because I described the guy, I'm like, oh, yes,
gray hair, gray beard, goes none of my employees have
gray hair in a great beard. I don't know who
that could have been he called. He's my pat He
goes like, and there's nothing I can do for you.
It was my boss. Well, corporate, couldn't you tell the boss, hey,
(09:07):
you ruffled some feathers. Yeah, he believed me, you know me,
he knew why he ruffled some feathers. But the guy
who's gonna help me, he's like, I can't help you
can't help use my boss. Have you ever, Brody, have
you ever not been in a feud with some organization
or business? Are you always like? Because I know you
always want to make wrongs right. I get that, and
we all deserve to let her voice be heard if
(09:28):
we're being screwed over or whatever. But it seems like
you're you always have someone like that's like screwing with you. Um.
In May of two thousand seventeen, I went to a
Chinese restaurant. They got my water, right, I Y third?
You should you should work for some teen TV news
and be better get Brody, and you should just be
the reporter that by the way, Budsman I owned, I
(09:53):
owned better get Brody dot com by the way, So
you should do it. They need those people, the consumer
reporters for the TV stations. You could do that. I'll
think about it. If they're hiring, call me. I'm working
on it. Yeah, books are weird. You work on it
in one minute, it makes some makes the next minute
you put it down. You forget about it, right, I
just don't have the working on it for a minute. Part?
(10:16):
Are we fifteen minutes yet? I think so? It's a
great show today, everybody. Now we're only nine minutes and
it was a great show today. Everybody Yet ten minutes?
What do we talk about earlier? They go run a
five K. You don't just have to say the negative thing.
You keep yourself. Yeah, but we have listeners that call
us out. I don't care. They can call us that.
Just ignore, just ignore it. On a defense. This whole
(10:39):
podcast is bonus. It really is. It's the fifteen minute
Morning So let's just call it the after show podcast.
Didn't back in the day they say we were going
to make a lot of money off this podcast. We've
been doing this. They're working on as soon as Brodie's
finished with that book. By the way, if you watch
sixty minutes, it's like fifty two minutes if you think
(10:59):
about its true, this is why. And the foot long
not a foot long, it's not it's not fine that
it happens. Long is actually like I think it's like
eleven and a half inches, but the meat flows out
over the foot sounds like a weekend. That we're done?
Why do you keep turning us all because you've got
shipped to do? So to everybody's got shipped to do,
(11:20):
all right, I've got shipped to do, got a ship,
got ship, all right, say goodbye, everyone got shipped to
do The fifteen minute Morning Show.
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