We Caught You Stealing Place Mats

Ralph and his wife were on vacation and she stole the placemats. So Danielle calls from the hotel to call her out!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappen.
All right, Danielle, what's the phone tap all about?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well, Ralph emailed us and he said, my wife and
I were on vacation in Las Vegas and my wife
stole the place mats from the table of the hotel
we were staying at.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
So I want you to call her and I want
you to tell her that we busted her a phone
tap over place mats. That's right here we go. Hello, Hi, man,
speak to Ralph Franco.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm sorry, he's gonna get me.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
This is Maria from Towers.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh, Hi, how are you good?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Is this missus Franco?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yes, you're a problem rising.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, actually I'm calling from the security office.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
And there were four place mats that were missing.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
They were all four place mats when we got there.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Well, they were there before you checked in. We did
inventory before you guys got there.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Madam. I wouldn't take four place mats. First of all, well,
there doesn't even I wouldn't even sink to such a
height of taking four place mats from my powers.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I mean, there are four designers place mats. There are
one hundred dollars each place mat.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I didn't take a design of place match, and don't
there you call me up. First of all, when we
were there, we did not see place mats because we
didn't eat.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
And who who stayed with you? Was it just your husband?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Right? Just my husband and I?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So maybe he took the place mats.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Why the hell would my husband take the place match?
You've got some helln not growing up here. How's of
all your people school less on this coup of towers?
How do we school you off on the damn thing? Okay,
wait a second time, we want to transfer. We get
a song and a dance. And now are you telling
me that we took four place mats.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well, you're getting so upset about it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
All I have to do is charge your credit card
four hundred dollars in the matter is taken care of.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
If you're charge my credit card four hundred dollars, I'm
going to bring legal charges against you because I have
no place match.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, here's the thing. They're Marco Bertoli place mats.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Who they are? We don't eat and they are Okay,
we eat in our hotel, okay, but never eating it.
We go out to dinner okay, Well, would you want
to go to the hotel and eat when you're in
Las Vegas? You want to go out and need those
wonderful buffetes? First of all, we did every night. We
were there for four days.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Just because you don't eat in the hotel doesn't mean
you didn't see the place mats and you didn't take
them home to use a your home.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Why would I use your place mats? Please give me
some credit. I have some long life that doesn't know
nothing of me or my family.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I know you're such a Just so you know, I'm
going to be charging the visa for four hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
What's your name? What's your first name and your last name?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
My first name is Maria.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Uh and your last name Lindsay Lindsey. I can't write
this down right now. How do I know your name
is Maria Lindsay? Well? Do I know your name is
Maria Lindsay? That you have the gom to charge my
credit card?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Why are you?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Dare you? How dare you call up on this phone
number and accuse me of taking some place match more partolio?
What is how they are?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
There are one hundred dollars each? Their designer placement one.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Thousand dollars each. I don't take them. We don't eat
next at hotel of yours.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Obviously you did take them, because that's why you're acting
like this.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
How much you work here? If I called you up
and said, Dad, I'm driving right now in traffic kir
City and you're calling me up and asked me if
I took your like that? Oh, Maria, you know what,
I'm going to be coming down in Las Vegas and
I'm going to beat the living patty when I find you.
How's that is that? What you at?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I can't believe that the you know, Italians talk to
people like this.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
That is really a very very strong deflmaication of character.
What is it?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
A defaemcation?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I know what the world is. I just couldn't get
it out right because now I have a cop following thing.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh please, I.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Don't even know who I'm speaking to. Security we're kind
of like, what does that? I want to be copped?
Are you a want to be caught? Ya? No? Yet?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Security at a job?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
What a real law enforcement place? So you go and
you get a job at this, call them up people
and making accusations. That's really good.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Security is people who go.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, no, no Security. I want to be caught so
I can't get into law enforcement for some ungod known reason,
and thank god that they turned you down. So you
get this job as a wannabe cop insecurity and you
make accusations to people like myself that we took your place.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Next Missus Franco, it's Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durant in
the morning Zone.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
And you got phone taps.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
That's really cool.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Ralph, who are you?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Thanks Ralph Money for making me look like a Jack Barama.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Gonna be Elvis Durant phone tap