We Drained Your Pool

Marie and Anthony are on a vacation, and their pool accidentally gets drained by Garrett!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
I think Garrett has it today? Yes, all right, Garrett.
What is your phone tap all about?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
So Jackie wanted us to play a phone tap on
her parents, Marie and Anthony. Now mom and dad are
on a little mini vacation, but are having a graduation
party this weekend for their daughter Jackie. Anthony scheduled for
his pool to be cleaned, so everything's nice at the
house when people come over for the party, right, So
Jackie's going to start the call to dad.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Then I'm going to be the guy cleaning. So you're
the pool boy. Yes, I'm the pool boy.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Here's Garrett's phone tap. Hello, Hey, Mom, what's up?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
You guys are going to clean the pool today?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Right, they should be there, so.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I just woke up. But they're draining the pool right now.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Are they supposed to do that?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, they're supposed to clean it.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
What's happening, Well, they're they're putting all the water like
they're taking it out, and it's going into this night.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Running down our hill right now, Anthony, they're draining the pool.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Are you going back on the phone they're at the
house and there the pool.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
You me, Jackie? What's going on? Jackie? They came over
to clean the pool, but they're draining it. It's like
literally on the.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Water drained the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
What's going on? What do we need training the waters
in the street? Who is draining the pool? Whoever you
hired for this? Can get the guy in the phone.
Excuse me because my dad there seems to be an issue.
All right, Hello, who's this Anthony? Who are you Anthony?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
This is Devin. I work with Bill. Okay, so what
do you work with? Bill?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
What's going on with what I'm hearing with the dreaming
of the pool? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, you wanted the pool drained? And and their linery
says no, I never No, I don't want to pool drain.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Who was celebrating my daughter's graduation waiting the party?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Bill never drinks the pool, lucky for you.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Like when I got here, there was a little issue
on the liner, so I want to I want to
take a look at it, and uh, we'll get the
pool back up and run in in about you know,
a we or.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
So nor a weaker show let's click. I don't have
pike finish. I never asked for the pull be trade.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Trust me on this. All right, we'll get it all fixed.
We'll send you the bill all it will be good.
And get the hell out of here.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
What are you shilling me? The bill? I didn't order this,
but I I found a problem. Get keep Bill. Where
is Bill? That's the guy I heals. I don't know you.
Get out of my house.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm not in your house. I'm outside your house. Lovely house.
By the way. I love what you did with the mulch.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Bill is Get the hell out of my house. Bill
is on vacation right now, so call him. Get Bill
on the phone right now, uie, you go to the spot.
I can't. I can't tell with you right now.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Go figure straight to voice mail. He's on vacation. I'm
on vacation to.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
You give me this PILM right now. It sounds like
you could use the SPA. Okay, why don't you head
to the spa. I will fix the liner a.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
New questions.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I'm gonna break your neck and still I'm gonna bringing
you in there. Get house. Yeah, I just talked to
your dad. Gonna finish up the pool. Here, you have cash,
you can pay.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh, yeah, that's playing.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
That works. I think I know where he said. No,
you're not handing over cash to the pool. Oh, you
just told them to finish the job. So I said,
I stop to finish the job. Checkie, you're not giving check.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Can I just use your credit card?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I'll use the AMEX to pay them. What's the matter
with you?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
You're not paying the guy.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I didn't hunt this guy to get out of the
house called the police.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Now, hey, hey, Anthony, my name's actually Garreth from Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
And you just got phone tapped by your daughter. What
what I got? Your dad? Oh my god, very funny.
You give me a heart attack like this. Hey, Anthony,
you you've done enough. Shut up. As a.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
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