April 26, 2021 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. So it's the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
There's Froggy and there's Gandhi, and there's Danielle, and there's Garrett,
(00:23):
there's Straight and Nate, Scotty b. There's Scary and of
course in the Den is Dave Brody. Hi, Dave Brody
and the Den. Good morning Captain America. Hey Cary, whatever
you're doing, we can hear yes, not Q. It's not
a que. We can hear we can hear it. Sorry,
(00:43):
it's okay. You can't. If he says you can't hear it,
you can't hear it. You know we can hear it.
I promise you. He said you can't can can? Did Brody?
Are you sporting Captain America because they announced Captain America
four will be happening. I'm sporting it because Friday was
the finale of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier that
(01:05):
it was fantastic. I bawled like a baby at the end.
Nobody died. Those spoilers do Baby's ball. They do. Actually,
it's more like because this weekend I was just accused
of sleeping like a baby this weekend by the way,
I don't sleep very well. They don't anyway. By the way,
Brodie saying nobody died, no spoilers. Nobody dying is a spoiler. Okay,
(01:29):
what I'm saying, I'm not telling you anyone died. In
my commentary that my my crying was not giving away
anything people they may not have died to explain better
for Nate, He's right, I'm not saying anything. I just
let you know it's an emotional episode and I loved
it emotions. Spoiler is sorry. When Game of Thrones was
(01:55):
a thing before they sucked it all up. I didn't
see the episode that night before, and we're chatting about it,
and I told Greg, don't say anything because I'm not
gonna say anything. I'm gonna say, is you knew that
guy was gonna die the whole time? I'm like, yeah,
But you take the extreme though, like when someone starts
to say something I don't want to know any that
(02:18):
is more annoying than the spoiler itself. No, it's not.
I don't want to listen. I've said this for I
don't have a lot in my life. I don't have kids.
I can't have that. Curiously, don't spoil it for you.
I don't have a lot in my life. Just by
saying a show was great, it spoils it for Nate.
I don't want to know. I don't want to know
(02:38):
it was because if you see something's great and I
don't think it's great, I'm gonna be disappointed. I just
don't say anything. Well, here's the thing, you know, we
do a show that really you know, we cover pop
culture and the arts and entertainment. How can we cover
it without saying a little something here and there about
stuff we should have called off. The Oscars don't give
any movies awards because doesn't want to know their award winning. Well,
(03:03):
there are many reasons to cancel. Hey, Elvis, the most
exciting part lest night was the in memorium. They took
the music too, and they put it in the pre
show like the music was probably one of the highlights
of the whole four hours. When when it was on
and they didn't show clips, I was a train wreck.
(03:23):
They need a host. I love the headline in Today's
New York Post this year's Oscars tortured viewers for more
than three unbearable hours. Didn't watch it didn't exactly I
felt no torture. I was praying for the orchestra to
just end the show like they do speeches. No orchestra. Yeah,
the Tyler Perry speech was that was great. I enjoyed
(03:46):
hearing that today. Other than that, but that's the highlight
you can get the next morning. I can say three
and at three hours or two hours in fifty nine
minutes of your life, listen to that. So we had
a guess a good weekend everyone. Are you rested? Absolutely? Yeah,
Scary went to Nashville. Yeah, it was great, awesome time there,
(04:07):
um and I gotta tell you it was just very
cool hanging out with people that haven't seen it over
a year, like former cast members of our show like
bald fig Ronnie, current people like coaster Boy Josh and
your assistant Elvis. Andrew he was there too, so we
were all just going out drinking together, dranking nice. Well,
maybe Andrew can get in touch with me sometimes. A
(04:30):
flight back right now as we speak, so he'll be
available shortly. Froggy had a bad weekend because he went
to home Goods. Yeah. I had to go to Home
Goods and then I almost had kicked out of a
littleague football game. The referee asked me. That's the shameful part.
To be honest. Homegoods not shameful that getting kicked out
of a kid's game when the kid wasn't even yours shameful.
He was getting wrong. If I didn't tell him, he's
probably gonna get him wrong in the next game too.
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Maybe the next game he got him right. So I
did him a favor. That's what you did, Yes, sir?
Remember last week when you were in Greg Tea's neighborhood
and you didn't stop by and say hi. Yes, So
Scary went to Nashville and there are three people we
used to work with who live in Nashville, and he
only visited two of them and the other ones kind
of hurt. Who didn't you visit? Well, our former intern
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Ricky just got a job hosting a morning show uh
in in that town, and he didn't. He didn't bother
ringing her up, and so she was all hurt. Really,
you went all the way to Tennessee and then they
like she was with her She was with her family
all weekend. She had a parents in town. There was
no way that we were going to hang out. I
would love to have seen her. Yeah, parents went home. Friday,
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scary you blew it off? Oh my god, I mean
you gotta cut. How did you well? How did you
choose to carve her out of your life when you
had to eliminate things to do well? My best friend
of thirty four years, bald freak Rannie Scalzoh the initial
reason why I went. I had to spend some time
(05:53):
with him. Uh coaster boy Josh been on the show
for several years now. Also wanted to hang out with him.
Haven't seen Andrew in a while. And then my friends
from Brooklyn who came along with me. I mean, Ricky, Ricky,
she just doesn't right, she doesn't know because she's a girl.
In fact, the only thing is I actually reached out
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to Ricky last week and told her I was coming,
which was actually then her to follow up with me
when I showed up in town. She could have called me.
The phone works both ways, and if you initially she
didn't have any I want one of those phones that
only works one way. No, but that's it, Like, let's
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call it what it is. You know what if producer
Jake was in town or our old friend Urritza, she
would have been she would have been like, hey, guys,
what's up? What time? When are you landing? She didn't care,
so very very upset, but had time. She's not upset.
You had a really good time. It was so cool.
It was a lot of fun. By the way, did
you learn any country music while you're in there? I mean, yeah,
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let's see. I heard about the Devil went down the
Georgia like eleven times boot scouting. We went down Broadway,
you know, we did all those bars. They were anything
from this century, all the songs we've named so far
from last century. Bar was crazy. You couldn't get in there.
The lines down the street at two o'clock in the
afternoon and there was a billion bachelorette parties. They're doing
(07:19):
those pedal taverns where they're peddling to get through the
street and drinking facing each other. But they're not really
peddling because that I would rather not do the pedal thing.
You never really get drunk because you're exercising the whole time.
It's a cruck. Do you know how many open air
busses I saw that, the woo whoo busses that go
like just girls like like on the top of an
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open air bus with music blaring out of it. I'm
going to Nashville July fourth weekend. Let me tell you,
my experience is going to be totally different than Scary
because I'm going with my two kids. Not being the bars.
You're still going to see the pedal taverns. I think
it's the number one spot for bachelorette parties, and I
think it is it beats Vegan that I can't do
in the ghost tour. There's a ghost tour there. That's
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what Nashville is an incredible, incredible town, and so if
you've never had it on your list of places you
need to visit, you need to add it. Uh, Nate,
what you raised your hand? Oh, I just want to
defend Scary on that thing, because I feel like when
you go somewhere, especially a place you have to fly to,
you don't always have to get in touch with the
people that lived there. Sometimes you just want to go there.
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And like, if I was going to Nashville, there's some
great restaurants there, I don't want to see people. By
the way, there's a great episode of Your Enthusiasm, which
he deals with exactly this. Just because Oh, I'm in
l A. I'm coming to New York. Are you flying
New York? Oh, we gotta hang out. We'll wait a second.
We never hung out when we were in l A.
Why we together in New York? To Froggy for one second,
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because I think he has kind of a million dollar
idea with what he's been doing. He went to a
football game of a child that was not his and
then cursed out the ref basically and almost got kicked out.
I think you could turn that into a business, Froggy,
and do that for all kinds of teams because you
don't have anybody on the field, So can they really
get in trouble if you get kicked out of the game,
does the team get penalized? You're just some weirder that's there.
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How do you make money off? I'm trying to figure
out how to get the parents of the of one
team to pay him, and he can just curse out
the ref anytime the ref wrongs that team, then those
parents don't get in trouble. And this random misfit who's
at the game is just heckling a ref. Can they
do to I don't know because I know with socc
or if if you're the person heckling the ref on
whatever team they're heckling. If that person gets a red card,
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then that person will affect that the team that they
were heck if he's like I don't know what if
Froggy goes and and screams for the TV wants to
lose and gets them in trouble, yeah, either way it'll work. Yeah.
Or you just accept money from both teams and just
heckle the ref for two hours. Probably just don't heckle
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anybody and we'd be a good you're it's they're those
kids are out there playing their asses off and playing
their hearts out, and then referees getting the call wrong.
Somebody's got to tell them otherwise it's gonna keep okay. So,
so did anyone You said there were parents agreeing with
you yelling at the ref. I wasn't alone in my anger.
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It's just across. I said. I don't think referees like
being referred to as Hey Blue, which I called him
Hey Blue because they you. I don't know why. I
don't know where that came from, but anyway, I said,
Hey Blue, are you the ref? Are the other coaches
because you seem to call whatever the hell they say
and you're wrong? So who's the ref here? That's what?
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Did you stand up when you were screaming? And I
was already standing up? Okay? And then and then and
then and then the team that I was there for
they threw a pass and got to midfield and I go,
we're gonna call that a touchdown. That's close enough. And
he's like, all right, no more out of you. He's
like one more word and you are gone. And that's
when I said, all right, well, we'll make a deal
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right now. You get the calls, right, I'll be quiet.
We got a deal. You were quite the asshole at time.
I was big. I was. I apologized to the kids
on the team after I told him, great and a
spencer play his high school soccer and and he didn't
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agree with a bunch of stuff and he was screaming
and he didn't making a sound. But you know, what
are you gonna do? You know? Froggy Blue refers to
baseball umpires who additionally were blue, and so you you
basically called them the wrong sport too. What. I don't care.
Like he was an idiot. They probably thought he was
calling a baseball game. I think, just for fun, you
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should just drop into some random game and just started screaming.
And in my neighborhood, in my neighborhood on a Saturday,
there are there they have the fields and and there
are nine fields, and there are games on every field.
I should just go around the fields and started starting.
I'm telling you to make money. I would go with
you just to watch. You pay me enough to be
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a referee, like somebody, like for these kids games. They
get paid like what maybe fifty bucks a game. Maybe
take your fifty bucks for the ship that people give
these calls right, get the calls right. They're generally not
a problem, but they don't always get the calls right.
That's why I had to let this guy. You know, God,
that'd be so funny to watch you get kicked out
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of a kid's game and you don't even have a kid.
There would be amazing, Froggy. I mean, just a chorus
of one were you the only one yelling at this
ref no one else was. For some reason, I always
end up being the loudest. I don't know why they
really because you are the Lamans, and you know me,
I interject like comedy, and then I have to like
put a little like sarcasm in there and people were Yeah,
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people were laughing and other kids on the team were laughing.
I mean it was. It was not good. Don't you
get nervous though, because I if I say something, Sheldon
will tell me Tom down and like, let's calm down.
Stop saying things like that because I'm always worried they're
going to know who we are. Yes, I was a
little worried about it. I'm going to get in trouble
and the company's going to find out. I told him
my name. I told him my name was Steve when
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they asked. My favorite thing to hear screamed at a
game is get off your knees, Raff. You're blowing the game.
You should, I will trust me. That's one. You're blowing
the game. Hey, why don't you get off your knees,
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raf You're blowing the game? There that for the girls
soccer game. You go to Brody. What did you do
over the weekend? We haven't. I watched Nobody again. Movies fantastic.
I gotta see that. Yeah, I want to see Nobody. Yeah, oh,
(14:00):
you'll see bodies. Because I don't want to say anything
that might ruin it for Nate, but a lot of
table because that didn't you talk? Did you talk about
the Captain America in your frame? Like? Why? Yes? Yes,
while you were editing out loud. This is the whole
point of why Nate's Madden because of the Captain. Oh yeah,
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that's right, that's right, that's right. I called a convenient
store garbage can. What what? Yeah? You what? I threw
away a sex toy in a convenient store garbage can
this weekend or years ago? No, this weekend because it
was broken and I don't want to throw it away
at my house. Break was your toy? It was ours?
Go on, what kind of toy wasn't did you? Did
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you crush it with your ass? Is half of it
still in there? No, it's just it's did the sprain
pop out? It just it was. It was from the
box of oh Toys, and it didn't work, and I
didn't want to dispose of it in my own garbage,
so I just took it to seven eleven and threw
it in a can. Funnage. You did this like three
(15:02):
months ago too. You threw something in the dumpster at
shop right, how many sex toys? Breaking? What is he
doing breaking these toys for like three four months ago?
Then you threw one away in a garbage can here
in New York City too. That's right, hold on, hold
(15:22):
on away. Wait, you drove the sex toys all the
way from Long Island to New York City to throw
it away into New York City trash. It was. It
was in my car in a brown bag. Amy must
be pregnant. The rabbit die. I just want to know
how they break so many. I mean, I feel like
some people have sex toys their whole lives, just keep
the same one. They get old and worn out. I
guess if I ever hear you come kind that you're
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not getting enough, boy, I tell you, well, the sex
toys get enough, he's not. Yeah, we had this weekend.
Was was screeching, so I had to throw it away. Yeah,
screeching s pretty much. No, it was. It was yell.
You turned it on and it made noise like it screeched,
what kind of may it? Didn't want to go back
there again. It was tired of you guys. Put me
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in there and we go into seven eleven after you
threw it out, Like, just walk in there and get
a coffee. Yeah, that's all. I stopped for coffee and
I just threw it out in the garage. So someone
listened to works at seven eleven. That motherfucker someone I
knew it. Well, how else do you throw them out?
I don't want to do it at my house. I
don't know what. It's the same thing with porn. You
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can't throw your throw it in a garbage bag. If
you throw it in your garbage bag, nobody's going through
your garbage bag spose of your sex to the one
time that the porn bag broke open when the garbagemen
were there. I will never throw personal stuff away at
my house ever. Again. What was traumatized? It was a
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bunch of videotapes that were strewn all over the street
and they just left him. VHS VHS have a penny,
penny you a haven't normal conversation kind of and then
I don't know what what you do this weekend? That's
what I did this weekend. Pizza this week maybe just
say pizza, yeah, Pa looks good? Alright? That No, we
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gotta get out of your mind, you guys. We're three
minutes over, remember that, so we have three minutes fair Sorry.
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. So it's the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
There's Froggy and there's Gandhi, and there's Danielle, and there's Garrett,
(00:23):
there's Straight and Nate, Scotty b. There's Scary and of
course in the Den is Dave Brody. Hi, Dave Brody
and the Den. Good morning Captain America. Hey Cary, whatever
you're doing, we can hear yes, not Q. It's not
a que. We can hear we can hear it. Sorry,
(00:43):
it's okay. You can't. If he says you can't hear it,
you can't hear it. You know we can hear it.
I promise you. He said you can't can can? Did Brody?
Are you sporting Captain America because they announced Captain America
four will be happening. I'm sporting it because Friday was
the finale of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier that
(01:05):
it was fantastic. I bawled like a baby at the end.
Nobody died. Those spoilers do Baby's ball. They do. Actually,
it's more like because this weekend I was just accused
of sleeping like a baby this weekend by the way,
I don't sleep very well. They don't anyway. By the way,
Brodie saying nobody died, no spoilers. Nobody dying is a spoiler. Okay,
(01:29):
what I'm saying, I'm not telling you anyone died. In
my commentary that my my crying was not giving away
anything people they may not have died to explain better
for Nate, He's right, I'm not saying anything. I just
let you know it's an emotional episode and I loved
it emotions. Spoiler is sorry. When Game of Thrones was
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a thing before they sucked it all up. I didn't
see the episode that night before, and we're chatting about it,
and I told Greg, don't say anything because I'm not
gonna say anything. I'm gonna say, is you knew that
guy was gonna die the whole time? I'm like, yeah,
But you take the extreme though, like when someone starts
to say something I don't want to know any that
(02:18):
is more annoying than the spoiler itself. No, it's not.
I don't want to listen. I've said this for I
don't have a lot in my life. I don't have kids.
I can't have that. Curiously, don't spoil it for you.
I don't have a lot in my life. Just by
saying a show was great, it spoils it for Nate.
I don't want to know. I don't want to know
(02:38):
it was because if you see something's great and I
don't think it's great, I'm gonna be disappointed. I just
don't say anything. Well, here's the thing, you know, we
do a show that really you know, we cover pop
culture and the arts and entertainment. How can we cover
it without saying a little something here and there about
stuff we should have called off. The Oscars don't give
any movies awards because doesn't want to know their award winning. Well,
(03:03):
there are many reasons to cancel. Hey, Elvis, the most
exciting part lest night was the in memorium. They took
the music too, and they put it in the pre
show like the music was probably one of the highlights
of the whole four hours. When when it was on
and they didn't show clips, I was a train wreck.
(03:23):
They need a host. I love the headline in Today's
New York Post this year's Oscars tortured viewers for more
than three unbearable hours. Didn't watch it didn't exactly I
felt no torture. I was praying for the orchestra to
just end the show like they do speeches. No orchestra. Yeah,
the Tyler Perry speech was that was great. I enjoyed
(03:46):
hearing that today. Other than that, but that's the highlight
you can get the next morning. I can say three
and at three hours or two hours in fifty nine
minutes of your life, listen to that. So we had
a guess a good weekend everyone. Are you rested? Absolutely? Yeah,
Scary went to Nashville. Yeah, it was great, awesome time there,
(04:07):
um and I gotta tell you it was just very
cool hanging out with people that haven't seen it over
a year, like former cast members of our show like
bald fig Ronnie, current people like coaster Boy Josh and
your assistant Elvis. Andrew he was there too, so we
were all just going out drinking together, dranking nice. Well,
maybe Andrew can get in touch with me sometimes. A
(04:30):
flight back right now as we speak, so he'll be
available shortly. Froggy had a bad weekend because he went
to home Goods. Yeah. I had to go to Home
Goods and then I almost had kicked out of a
littleague football game. The referee asked me. That's the shameful part.
To be honest. Homegoods not shameful that getting kicked out
of a kid's game when the kid wasn't even yours shameful.
He was getting wrong. If I didn't tell him, he's
probably gonna get him wrong in the next game too.
(04:51):
Maybe the next game he got him right. So I
did him a favor. That's what you did, Yes, sir?
Remember last week when you were in Greg Tea's neighborhood
and you didn't stop by and say hi. Yes, So
Scary went to Nashville and there are three people we
used to work with who live in Nashville, and he
only visited two of them and the other ones kind
of hurt. Who didn't you visit? Well, our former intern
(05:12):
Ricky just got a job hosting a morning show uh
in in that town, and he didn't. He didn't bother
ringing her up, and so she was all hurt. Really,
you went all the way to Tennessee and then they
like she was with her She was with her family
all weekend. She had a parents in town. There was
no way that we were going to hang out. I
would love to have seen her. Yeah, parents went home. Friday,
(05:32):
scary you blew it off? Oh my god, I mean
you gotta cut. How did you well? How did you
choose to carve her out of your life when you
had to eliminate things to do well? My best friend
of thirty four years, bald freak Rannie Scalzoh the initial
reason why I went. I had to spend some time
(05:53):
with him. Uh coaster boy Josh been on the show
for several years now. Also wanted to hang out with him.
Haven't seen Andrew in a while. And then my friends
from Brooklyn who came along with me. I mean, Ricky, Ricky,
she just doesn't right, she doesn't know because she's a girl.
In fact, the only thing is I actually reached out
(06:14):
to Ricky last week and told her I was coming,
which was actually then her to follow up with me
when I showed up in town. She could have called me.
The phone works both ways, and if you initially she
didn't have any I want one of those phones that
only works one way. No, but that's it, Like, let's
(06:35):
call it what it is. You know what if producer
Jake was in town or our old friend Urritza, she
would have been she would have been like, hey, guys,
what's up? What time? When are you landing? She didn't care,
so very very upset, but had time. She's not upset.
You had a really good time. It was so cool.
It was a lot of fun. By the way, did
you learn any country music while you're in there? I mean, yeah,
(06:56):
let's see. I heard about the Devil went down the
Georgia like eleven times boot scouting. We went down Broadway,
you know, we did all those bars. They were anything
from this century, all the songs we've named so far
from last century. Bar was crazy. You couldn't get in there.
The lines down the street at two o'clock in the
afternoon and there was a billion bachelorette parties. They're doing
(07:19):
those pedal taverns where they're peddling to get through the
street and drinking facing each other. But they're not really
peddling because that I would rather not do the pedal thing.
You never really get drunk because you're exercising the whole time.
It's a cruck. Do you know how many open air
busses I saw that, the woo whoo busses that go
like just girls like like on the top of an
(07:41):
open air bus with music blaring out of it. I'm
going to Nashville July fourth weekend. Let me tell you,
my experience is going to be totally different than Scary
because I'm going with my two kids. Not being the bars.
You're still going to see the pedal taverns. I think
it's the number one spot for bachelorette parties, and I
think it is it beats Vegan that I can't do
in the ghost tour. There's a ghost tour there. That's
(08:02):
what Nashville is an incredible, incredible town, and so if
you've never had it on your list of places you
need to visit, you need to add it. Uh, Nate,
what you raised your hand? Oh, I just want to
defend Scary on that thing, because I feel like when
you go somewhere, especially a place you have to fly to,
you don't always have to get in touch with the
people that lived there. Sometimes you just want to go there.
(08:24):
And like, if I was going to Nashville, there's some
great restaurants there, I don't want to see people. By
the way, there's a great episode of Your Enthusiasm, which
he deals with exactly this. Just because Oh, I'm in
l A. I'm coming to New York. Are you flying
New York? Oh, we gotta hang out. We'll wait a second.
We never hung out when we were in l A.
Why we together in New York? To Froggy for one second,
(08:48):
because I think he has kind of a million dollar
idea with what he's been doing. He went to a
football game of a child that was not his and
then cursed out the ref basically and almost got kicked out.
I think you could turn that into a business, Froggy,
and do that for all kinds of teams because you
don't have anybody on the field, So can they really
get in trouble if you get kicked out of the game,
does the team get penalized? You're just some weirder that's there.
(09:11):
How do you make money off? I'm trying to figure
out how to get the parents of the of one
team to pay him, and he can just curse out
the ref anytime the ref wrongs that team, then those
parents don't get in trouble. And this random misfit who's
at the game is just heckling a ref. Can they
do to I don't know because I know with socc
or if if you're the person heckling the ref on
whatever team they're heckling. If that person gets a red card,
(09:35):
then that person will affect that the team that they
were heck if he's like I don't know what if
Froggy goes and and screams for the TV wants to
lose and gets them in trouble, yeah, either way it'll work. Yeah.
Or you just accept money from both teams and just
heckle the ref for two hours. Probably just don't heckle
(09:55):
anybody and we'd be a good you're it's they're those
kids are out there playing their asses off and playing
their hearts out, and then referees getting the call wrong.
Somebody's got to tell them otherwise it's gonna keep okay. So,
so did anyone You said there were parents agreeing with
you yelling at the ref. I wasn't alone in my anger.
(10:19):
It's just across. I said. I don't think referees like
being referred to as Hey Blue, which I called him
Hey Blue because they you. I don't know why. I
don't know where that came from, but anyway, I said,
Hey Blue, are you the ref? Are the other coaches
because you seem to call whatever the hell they say
and you're wrong? So who's the ref here? That's what?
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Did you stand up when you were screaming? And I
was already standing up? Okay? And then and then and
then and then the team that I was there for
they threw a pass and got to midfield and I go,
we're gonna call that a touchdown. That's close enough. And
he's like, all right, no more out of you. He's
like one more word and you are gone. And that's
when I said, all right, well, we'll make a deal
(11:02):
right now. You get the calls, right, I'll be quiet.
We got a deal. You were quite the asshole at time.
I was big. I was. I apologized to the kids
on the team after I told him, great and a
spencer play his high school soccer and and he didn't
(11:22):
agree with a bunch of stuff and he was screaming
and he didn't making a sound. But you know, what
are you gonna do? You know? Froggy Blue refers to
baseball umpires who additionally were blue, and so you you
basically called them the wrong sport too. What. I don't care.
Like he was an idiot. They probably thought he was
calling a baseball game. I think, just for fun, you
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should just drop into some random game and just started screaming.
And in my neighborhood, in my neighborhood on a Saturday,
there are there they have the fields and and there
are nine fields, and there are games on every field.
I should just go around the fields and started starting.
I'm telling you to make money. I would go with
you just to watch. You pay me enough to be
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a referee, like somebody, like for these kids games. They
get paid like what maybe fifty bucks a game. Maybe
take your fifty bucks for the ship that people give
these calls right, get the calls right. They're generally not
a problem, but they don't always get the calls right.
That's why I had to let this guy. You know, God,
that'd be so funny to watch you get kicked out
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of a kid's game and you don't even have a kid.
There would be amazing, Froggy. I mean, just a chorus
of one were you the only one yelling at this
ref no one else was. For some reason, I always
end up being the loudest. I don't know why they
really because you are the Lamans, and you know me,
I interject like comedy, and then I have to like
put a little like sarcasm in there and people were Yeah,
(12:51):
people were laughing and other kids on the team were laughing.
I mean it was. It was not good. Don't you
get nervous though, because I if I say something, Sheldon
will tell me Tom down and like, let's calm down.
Stop saying things like that because I'm always worried they're
going to know who we are. Yes, I was a
little worried about it. I'm going to get in trouble
and the company's going to find out. I told him
my name. I told him my name was Steve when
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they asked. My favorite thing to hear screamed at a
game is get off your knees, Raff. You're blowing the game.
You should, I will trust me. That's one. You're blowing
the game. Hey, why don't you get off your knees,
(13:37):
raf You're blowing the game? There that for the girls
soccer game. You go to Brody. What did you do
over the weekend? We haven't. I watched Nobody again. Movies fantastic.
I gotta see that. Yeah, I want to see Nobody. Yeah, oh,
(14:00):
you'll see bodies. Because I don't want to say anything
that might ruin it for Nate, but a lot of
table because that didn't you talk? Did you talk about
the Captain America in your frame? Like? Why? Yes? Yes,
while you were editing out loud. This is the whole
point of why Nate's Madden because of the Captain. Oh yeah,
(14:21):
that's right, that's right, that's right. I called a convenient
store garbage can. What what? Yeah? You what? I threw
away a sex toy in a convenient store garbage can
this weekend or years ago? No, this weekend because it
was broken and I don't want to throw it away
at my house. Break was your toy? It was ours?
Go on, what kind of toy wasn't did you? Did
(14:41):
you crush it with your ass? Is half of it
still in there? No, it's just it's did the sprain
pop out? It just it was. It was from the
box of oh Toys, and it didn't work, and I
didn't want to dispose of it in my own garbage,
so I just took it to seven eleven and threw
it in a can. Funnage. You did this like three
(15:02):
months ago too. You threw something in the dumpster at
shop right, how many sex toys? Breaking? What is he
doing breaking these toys for like three four months ago?
Then you threw one away in a garbage can here
in New York City too. That's right, hold on, hold
(15:22):
on away. Wait, you drove the sex toys all the
way from Long Island to New York City to throw
it away into New York City trash. It was. It
was in my car in a brown bag. Amy must
be pregnant. The rabbit die. I just want to know
how they break so many. I mean, I feel like
some people have sex toys their whole lives, just keep
the same one. They get old and worn out. I
guess if I ever hear you come kind that you're
(15:46):
not getting enough, boy, I tell you, well, the sex
toys get enough, he's not. Yeah, we had this weekend.
Was was screeching, so I had to throw it away. Yeah,
screeching s pretty much. No, it was. It was yell.
You turned it on and it made noise like it screeched,
what kind of may it? Didn't want to go back
there again. It was tired of you guys. Put me
(16:07):
in there and we go into seven eleven after you
threw it out, Like, just walk in there and get
a coffee. Yeah, that's all. I stopped for coffee and
I just threw it out in the garage. So someone
listened to works at seven eleven. That motherfucker someone I
knew it. Well, how else do you throw them out?
I don't want to do it at my house. I
don't know what. It's the same thing with porn. You
(16:28):
can't throw your throw it in a garbage bag. If
you throw it in your garbage bag, nobody's going through
your garbage bag spose of your sex to the one
time that the porn bag broke open when the garbagemen
were there. I will never throw personal stuff away at
my house ever. Again. What was traumatized? It was a
(16:50):
bunch of videotapes that were strewn all over the street
and they just left him. VHS VHS have a penny,
penny you a haven't normal conversation kind of and then
I don't know what what you do this weekend? That's
what I did this weekend. Pizza this week maybe just
say pizza, yeah, Pa looks good? Alright? That No, we
(17:14):
gotta get out of your mind, you guys. We're three
minutes over, remember that, so we have three minutes fair Sorry.
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