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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Show. Here we go, another day of throwing us
under the bus. We throw each other under the bus
on the Morning show podcast. I don't know if you
(00:23):
watched yesterday's I thought it was so awful. It was brilliant, brilliant,
it was awful. So make sure you check these things
out every day. Hi, Scotty B and Master Control And
there's Danielle Straight and Nate. There's Garrett in the kitchen,
and there's Scary and Master Control B. And there's Froggy
in the fake bricked room, and there's there's God and
(00:45):
in the den, the one and only, uh, Dave Brody
the dog. Look here, can we here? Dave Brody? He's connected,
He's connected on my end, will say, no, I can't
hear him. Is that a real real dog? Okay, okay,
everyone hold on a second. There's a dead dog in
Brody God. It just really two days in a row
(01:10):
of Brody technical issues. Scary. Can you help him? Yeah, Brodie,
just say it one to one too, Okay, your dog, Okay,
you're sleeping. They sleep sometimes dogs sleep. You dogs sleep
a lot? All right, Before we get started, Froggy wants
(01:31):
to share something with a class and exclusive just for us.
In the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast, a passive aggressive
note left by his wife Lisa this morning with a
list of of a chore. Yeah, she left a note here.
It says, if you get bored today and you feel
like doing some things for me, here's a list. So
there's no ship on this list getting done number one
because I'm not going to be bored today. So as
long as I'm not bored, I don't have to do
(01:53):
anything on here. Correct. There you go, right, I see
that logic. You already know you're not gonna be bored,
so why you've read the list? But she's like, if
you're bored and you want to do something for me, okay,
well I'm not about just being nice and doing something
for her. But she said, if you're bored, I'm not bored.
If you wanted it done, you said, hey, could you
please take care of these things today? I would have
(02:14):
done them. I'm not bored. I got shipped to do.
Get it. So what's on the list. We're kind of curious.
She wants some pictures hung. She would like me to
wipe down something in the guest room and She would
also like if I would do a quick pick up
outside on the patio, there's poll everywhere. Okay, well, well
do you know one thing? When she gets home from work,
you'll have time to do it too. It doesn't take
(02:36):
get out of here. Just don't hurt yourself. Frog. When
she comes home, she goes, what you do today? And
you're like, oh, nothing, and then that list. Then she goes, well,
why don't you do the list? I'm not bored, says
if you're bored, more typically said, if you're bored, you
gotta be careful what you're right because people take it
all literally. Right, thank you very much? Um straight, nay?
Do you do? You have a hot hot ask? What's
(02:57):
it called? Let's play for you? Here we go, It's
called hot seat. How does this work? It's basically like
that other game we had? What was that? But it's
basically like that. I'm learning that through Nate. All the
games he plays have something to do with the anus.
(03:20):
If you want to go there, Elvis, we can go
he want, I want to go there? All right, I'm
gonna ask some questions you have to answer. All right,
let's start with Danielle. My parents just texted me saying
I'm sorry my parents just take your parents just texted
you rather, I know what you did when you were younger?
(03:41):
What are they referring to? Um? So it should be
something that she doesn't know, I guess right, Yeah, the
fact that I slept over my boyfriend's house when she
thought I was someplace else at one point and she
still doesn't know that I did that. You watch this? No,
(04:01):
thank god, I should. No, we should not. That's not
so bad other friends and the Bronx who were committing
armed robbery. True, but she would say something like you
acted like a slut, so you know we don't want
to All right, let's go to Garrett. Yes, what useless
(04:24):
skill have you mastered? Useless skill? Mine would be juggling
just to throw that. Well, I could do I could
do the I could fold laundry in record time. I
find that very useful. Yeah, but at the end of
(04:46):
at the end of the day, though, like, where is
that going to get me in life? Quickly? Don laundry?
That's true. So maybe what we're saying here is if
you don't have a useless skill, you should find one,
because it's something everyone should be able to have an
answer for when they play a hot seat. I bet
(05:07):
you do have a useless skill, but you you just
don't think of it as being useless, right, because I
probably are like, oh, this is normal. Uh. If it
comes to me during this, I'll randomly shout it out,
like okay, good, all right, Brody with the dead dog's sleep,
What is something that you thought you'd never do, then
you tried it, now you love it? I don't try anything.
(05:30):
This is a tough question. He's right. Yeah, you just
touch one of your dog's paws so we know that
he's really I'm not gonna wake him up. Just move
on or something. You have dogs, you know how they
are not liked move. My eyes have been fixated on
(05:56):
that since the beginning of this podcast. I can't get right. Yeah,
I just want to see it move. Put a mirror
under his nose. Oh my god, Joe, can you hook
him up to the Machine's a it's americle, it's a
(06:21):
live you ad your dog, all right. So the question
for Brody was, what, what is something that you never
thought you'd do, then you tried it, now you love it? Oh,
he woke up his dog, woke up my dog. I
went surfing in Hawaii. That's really cool. Yeah, I loved it.
(06:45):
I learned how to surf. I took surfing lessons and
I learned how to ride in from about a hundred
yards out. I never ever thought you would do something
like that. That's awesome. Yeah, it was a long time ago.
I wouldn't do it again, if that counts Oh, I
went paras sailing. I'll never do that again. Yeah, right,
those are good things. Yeah, all right, let's go with Gandhi.
(07:10):
What legal thing are you adjapted to legal thing? It's
legal in New Jersey? Now that's true. Am I allowed
to say that if it's legal in New Jersey? Yes,
I was gonna say. I'm not addicted to it, like
I I. It's not a problem. We can go long,
long amounts of times. Question sugar, I would say, yeah, sugars.
(07:35):
I mean once I if I opened a pint of
ice cream and I tell myself, I'm going to have
a few bite to this the entire point later and
a stomach ache later, I'm like, that was a good choice.
I have no regrets about it. It's terrible. And by
the way, Scotty Be always acts like weed is heroin,
because I don't think he's ever done a drug in
his life, which is fine, but he's always like, oh weed,
you're gonna go to jail, You're gonna die. Scott with
(07:59):
us before. It's been a very very long time, like
fifteen years, and they will never let him do it
again because it's one of those guys who smoked pot
like one hit and he just turns into it's like stupid.
Let me tell you something. The last time I remember,
it was probably almost twenty years ago, and I was
sitting in a hotel room with somebody and I was
reciting to have porn Beavis and Butt headlines, and I
(08:20):
put my penis in the door jam. That's all I want,
would put your penis. I don't know some people, you know,
Gandhi and everyone. Some people just can't smoke. We they
turn into a monster, or they start speaking. I have
a friend who speaks with a British accent and it
won't he can't come out of it. He cannot speak
without a British accent until he meddles out. It's just
(08:43):
not my thing. That's all you do. Coming in the
door better than a jar jam. Well, really speaking, this
question is tailor made for him. You your horny and
ready to go? Why? Why? What? What would be the
most effective way for your partner to kill the mood?
(09:03):
To kill the mood? Yeah, if they're stuffing falls out? God,
what are you? What are you pulling out of your
bere hole? I'm sorry to ask him the question again.
So I got the question. Just I would say, like,
(09:24):
just talk about my grandma or something like that. Sports.
Just remember that time when you saw your grandma's boobs
and that will that would probably do it for I
don't believe you. How did you see your grandma's boobs? Well,
I accidentally walked by her room while she was getting
changed one time, and she was bending over and they
were dragging the floor. It's just a terrible, terrible it's
(09:47):
burned in my head. Send me the photo, God, because
I know he has it with the joke this one.
You may you may already have a quick, ready to
go answer. You have been given two weeks to live.
How do you spend it alone? Um, playing golf and
(10:13):
seeing the people that mean the most to me. That's good,
that's good. Yeah, yep, those people are But I'm just saying,
definitely people who mean the most and playing golf. You
doing that already? Tell us it's gonna be weird when
(10:34):
I don't get the call from Froggy and I'm like,
it's been two weeks, all right, I think scary. H
here we go, scary. What simple task? Are you surprisingly
bad at simple task? Paying attention? It's true. It's like
(10:59):
I can't focus on one thing. If I'm focusing, I
have to be zoned it on a thing. Nothing else
in my periphery can come into play. I will be
aloof I will be unaware of it. And you guys
have done that and tested me with that before. I
need to be focused, hyper focused on one thing, so
I can't pay attention to other things. So I would
say more like multitasking. Yeah, that's a better answer. Okay, No, God,
(11:31):
why did you remind him? Terrible answers? Fun? Why did
you say something to get through that unscathed you? You
have to answer this. You can't pass and you can't
cop out. I don't have to do anything. What is
(11:51):
the trashiest thing you have ever done? Yes? Many things? Well, okay,
then me the trashy things I've done. I don't think
meeting sex on the hood, like I don't know what
trashy means. I mean, trashy means different things. I'm sorry
to dissect this, but you stayed in a holiday and
expressed with me in California. It's not trashing. What about
(12:15):
that trophy that you won one time? I think that's
a skill. It's about what about that time you clean
your own house? Shut up, Brody called a vat your
dog doesn't look too good. I think there were trashy.
You know, trashy is fun for me. Things aren't trashy
(12:37):
to me. I was gonna say, when you eat the
pizza out of the garbage can, trashing, that's literally trashy.
It it was in a box. It was totally nothing.
I've never done one trashy thing for the book. All Right,
I'll go last and we'll wrap up after this. What
is something on the internet that I wish I'd never seen?
(12:59):
Two guys one horse, don't google it? Oh and the
google spikes just surge? Oh god, that was move on?
Have we done? And horse who went up on the
losing side, The horse of the guys that broke back Mountain.
(13:21):
I don't know. It's it's actually a very sad story.
When you come to read about it man fucking they
asked by a horse. That's not good. It was the horse, okay, though, horses, fine,
all you enjoy it before he died. That's not I
don't know, but you shouldn't mess with horses like that,
or you shouldn't have the screw guys horse There was
(13:46):
no horse and Scotty's grandmother the story the story here.
Why did they commented they would they would have sex
with horses, and then then they filmed it one time
and then the guy ended up having something perforated. Yes,
don't don't abuse. Don't abuse horses like that. And seriously, yeah,
(14:07):
please don't don't abuse people like that. This was the
other two cups. Remember that, girls? Yeah, remember that? Yeah,
we don't want to see that anymore. We're having so
much fun, remember the girl, Remember the good old days.
We just made fun of Brody's dead dog for simpler times.
(14:28):
All right, wait wait now we're not going anywhere. How
much time do we left? Oh no, we're done. Okay,
dog is fine. By the way, people are texting in
that they hated Tom from an hour ago. Yeah, I
thought we were done. You better leave that in. Are
(14:51):
we done? Are we really done now? That's what the
guy in the horse said, Scotty, but he was done. Unfortunately,
the fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Show. Here we go, another day of throwing us
under the bus. We throw each other under the bus
on the Morning show podcast. I don't know if you
(00:23):
watched yesterday's I thought it was so awful. It was brilliant, brilliant,
it was awful. So make sure you check these things
out every day. Hi, Scotty B and Master Control And
there's Danielle Straight and Nate. There's Garrett in the kitchen,
and there's Scary and Master Control B. And there's Froggy
in the fake bricked room, and there's there's God and
(00:45):
in the den, the one and only, uh, Dave Brody
the dog. Look here, can we here? Dave Brody? He's connected,
He's connected on my end, will say, no, I can't
hear him. Is that a real real dog? Okay, okay,
everyone hold on a second. There's a dead dog in
Brody God. It just really two days in a row
(01:10):
of Brody technical issues. Scary. Can you help him? Yeah, Brodie,
just say it one to one too, Okay, your dog, Okay,
you're sleeping. They sleep sometimes dogs sleep. You dogs sleep
a lot? All right, Before we get started, Froggy wants
(01:31):
to share something with a class and exclusive just for us.
In the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast, a passive aggressive
note left by his wife Lisa this morning with a
list of of a chore. Yeah, she left a note here.
It says, if you get bored today and you feel
like doing some things for me, here's a list. So
there's no ship on this list getting done number one
because I'm not going to be bored today. So as
long as I'm not bored, I don't have to do
(01:53):
anything on here. Correct. There you go, right, I see
that logic. You already know you're not gonna be bored,
so why you've read the list? But she's like, if
you're bored and you want to do something for me, okay,
well I'm not about just being nice and doing something
for her. But she said, if you're bored, I'm not bored.
If you wanted it done, you said, hey, could you
please take care of these things today? I would have
(02:14):
done them. I'm not bored. I got shipped to do.
Get it. So what's on the list. We're kind of curious.
She wants some pictures hung. She would like me to
wipe down something in the guest room and She would
also like if I would do a quick pick up
outside on the patio, there's poll everywhere. Okay, well, well
do you know one thing? When she gets home from work,
you'll have time to do it too. It doesn't take
(02:36):
get out of here. Just don't hurt yourself. Frog. When
she comes home, she goes, what you do today? And
you're like, oh, nothing, and then that list. Then she goes, well,
why don't you do the list? I'm not bored, says
if you're bored, more typically said, if you're bored, you
gotta be careful what you're right because people take it
all literally. Right, thank you very much? Um straight, nay?
Do you do? You have a hot hot ask? What's
(02:57):
it called? Let's play for you? Here we go, It's
called hot seat. How does this work? It's basically like
that other game we had? What was that? But it's
basically like that. I'm learning that through Nate. All the
games he plays have something to do with the anus.
(03:20):
If you want to go there, Elvis, we can go
he want, I want to go there? All right, I'm
gonna ask some questions you have to answer. All right,
let's start with Danielle. My parents just texted me saying
I'm sorry my parents just take your parents just texted
you rather, I know what you did when you were younger?
(03:41):
What are they referring to? Um? So it should be
something that she doesn't know, I guess right, Yeah, the
fact that I slept over my boyfriend's house when she
thought I was someplace else at one point and she
still doesn't know that I did that. You watch this? No,
(04:01):
thank god, I should. No, we should not. That's not
so bad other friends and the Bronx who were committing
armed robbery. True, but she would say something like you
acted like a slut, so you know we don't want
to All right, let's go to Garrett. Yes, what useless
(04:24):
skill have you mastered? Useless skill? Mine would be juggling
just to throw that. Well, I could do I could
do the I could fold laundry in record time. I
find that very useful. Yeah, but at the end of
(04:46):
at the end of the day, though, like, where is
that going to get me in life? Quickly? Don laundry?
That's true. So maybe what we're saying here is if
you don't have a useless skill, you should find one,
because it's something everyone should be able to have an
answer for when they play a hot seat. I bet
(05:07):
you do have a useless skill, but you you just
don't think of it as being useless, right, because I
probably are like, oh, this is normal. Uh. If it
comes to me during this, I'll randomly shout it out,
like okay, good, all right, Brody with the dead dog's sleep,
What is something that you thought you'd never do, then
you tried it, now you love it? I don't try anything.
(05:30):
This is a tough question. He's right. Yeah, you just
touch one of your dog's paws so we know that
he's really I'm not gonna wake him up. Just move
on or something. You have dogs, you know how they
are not liked move. My eyes have been fixated on
(05:56):
that since the beginning of this podcast. I can't get right. Yeah,
I just want to see it move. Put a mirror
under his nose. Oh my god, Joe, can you hook
him up to the Machine's a it's americle, it's a
(06:21):
live you ad your dog, all right. So the question
for Brody was, what, what is something that you never
thought you'd do, then you tried it, now you love it? Oh,
he woke up his dog, woke up my dog. I
went surfing in Hawaii. That's really cool. Yeah, I loved it.
(06:45):
I learned how to surf. I took surfing lessons and
I learned how to ride in from about a hundred
yards out. I never ever thought you would do something
like that. That's awesome. Yeah, it was a long time ago.
I wouldn't do it again, if that counts Oh, I
went paras sailing. I'll never do that again. Yeah, right,
those are good things. Yeah, all right, let's go with Gandhi.
(07:10):
What legal thing are you adjapted to legal thing? It's
legal in New Jersey? Now that's true. Am I allowed
to say that if it's legal in New Jersey? Yes,
I was gonna say. I'm not addicted to it, like
I I. It's not a problem. We can go long,
long amounts of times. Question sugar, I would say, yeah, sugars.
(07:35):
I mean once I if I opened a pint of
ice cream and I tell myself, I'm going to have
a few bite to this the entire point later and
a stomach ache later, I'm like, that was a good choice.
I have no regrets about it. It's terrible. And by
the way, Scotty Be always acts like weed is heroin,
because I don't think he's ever done a drug in
his life, which is fine, but he's always like, oh weed,
you're gonna go to jail, You're gonna die. Scott with
(07:59):
us before. It's been a very very long time, like
fifteen years, and they will never let him do it
again because it's one of those guys who smoked pot
like one hit and he just turns into it's like stupid.
Let me tell you something. The last time I remember,
it was probably almost twenty years ago, and I was
sitting in a hotel room with somebody and I was
reciting to have porn Beavis and Butt headlines, and I
(08:20):
put my penis in the door jam. That's all I want,
would put your penis. I don't know some people, you know,
Gandhi and everyone. Some people just can't smoke. We they
turn into a monster, or they start speaking. I have
a friend who speaks with a British accent and it
won't he can't come out of it. He cannot speak
without a British accent until he meddles out. It's just
(08:43):
not my thing. That's all you do. Coming in the
door better than a jar jam. Well, really speaking, this
question is tailor made for him. You your horny and
ready to go? Why? Why? What? What would be the
most effective way for your partner to kill the mood?
(09:03):
To kill the mood? Yeah, if they're stuffing falls out? God,
what are you? What are you pulling out of your
bere hole? I'm sorry to ask him the question again.
So I got the question. Just I would say, like,
(09:24):
just talk about my grandma or something like that. Sports.
Just remember that time when you saw your grandma's boobs
and that will that would probably do it for I
don't believe you. How did you see your grandma's boobs? Well,
I accidentally walked by her room while she was getting
changed one time, and she was bending over and they
were dragging the floor. It's just a terrible, terrible it's
(09:47):
burned in my head. Send me the photo, God, because
I know he has it with the joke this one.
You may you may already have a quick, ready to
go answer. You have been given two weeks to live.
How do you spend it alone? Um, playing golf and
(10:13):
seeing the people that mean the most to me. That's good,
that's good. Yeah, yep, those people are But I'm just saying,
definitely people who mean the most and playing golf. You
doing that already? Tell us it's gonna be weird when
(10:34):
I don't get the call from Froggy and I'm like,
it's been two weeks, all right, I think scary. H
here we go, scary. What simple task? Are you surprisingly
bad at simple task? Paying attention? It's true. It's like
(10:59):
I can't focus on one thing. If I'm focusing, I
have to be zoned it on a thing. Nothing else
in my periphery can come into play. I will be
aloof I will be unaware of it. And you guys
have done that and tested me with that before. I
need to be focused, hyper focused on one thing, so
I can't pay attention to other things. So I would
say more like multitasking. Yeah, that's a better answer. Okay, No, God,
(11:31):
why did you remind him? Terrible answers? Fun? Why did
you say something to get through that unscathed you? You
have to answer this. You can't pass and you can't
cop out. I don't have to do anything. What is
(11:51):
the trashiest thing you have ever done? Yes? Many things? Well, okay,
then me the trashy things I've done. I don't think
meeting sex on the hood, like I don't know what
trashy means. I mean, trashy means different things. I'm sorry
to dissect this, but you stayed in a holiday and
expressed with me in California. It's not trashing. What about
(12:15):
that trophy that you won one time? I think that's
a skill. It's about what about that time you clean
your own house? Shut up, Brody called a vat your
dog doesn't look too good. I think there were trashy.
You know, trashy is fun for me. Things aren't trashy
(12:37):
to me. I was gonna say, when you eat the
pizza out of the garbage can, trashing, that's literally trashy.
It it was in a box. It was totally nothing.
I've never done one trashy thing for the book. All Right,
I'll go last and we'll wrap up after this. What
is something on the internet that I wish I'd never seen?
(12:59):
Two guys one horse, don't google it? Oh and the
google spikes just surge? Oh god, that was move on?
Have we done? And horse who went up on the
losing side, The horse of the guys that broke back Mountain.
(13:21):
I don't know. It's it's actually a very sad story.
When you come to read about it man fucking they
asked by a horse. That's not good. It was the horse, okay, though, horses, fine,
all you enjoy it before he died. That's not I
don't know, but you shouldn't mess with horses like that,
or you shouldn't have the screw guys horse There was
(13:46):
no horse and Scotty's grandmother the story the story here.
Why did they commented they would they would have sex
with horses, and then then they filmed it one time
and then the guy ended up having something perforated. Yes,
don't don't abuse. Don't abuse horses like that. And seriously, yeah,
(14:07):
please don't don't abuse people like that. This was the
other two cups. Remember that, girls? Yeah, remember that? Yeah,
we don't want to see that anymore. We're having so
much fun, remember the girl, Remember the good old days.
We just made fun of Brody's dead dog for simpler times.
(14:28):
All right, wait wait now we're not going anywhere. How
much time do we left? Oh no, we're done. Okay,
dog is fine. By the way, people are texting in
that they hated Tom from an hour ago. Yeah, I
thought we were done. You better leave that in. Are
(14:51):
we done? Are we really done now? That's what the
guy in the horse said, Scotty, but he was done. Unfortunately,
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