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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
first show, It is the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
We're all here. The question is will Brodie's microphone work?
Survey says, Hello, all right, okay, it works. Uh, there's
(00:29):
Danielle and Froggy and there's Gandhi and Scary and Scotty.
B's opening. No, he's sealing a package. Yes, I'm shipping
out the very last pair of scrubs that we have here,
I'm shipping out the very last pair of scrubs that
we have. Oh that's it. I can't believe we're done.
Uh what what are we going to give away for
first first collars of the day. We've got plenty of
(00:49):
step for the month of December, and then we're going
to have to figure out what we're giving in twenty two.
I just said it two. Also, Garrett's here, and of
course you just heard straight and eight. And of course Brody,
the way you missed a Brodie's sign was falling on
his head earlier. Did you get a concussion from that fall? Brodie? Huh?
What exactly like aphe lived today? It's supposed to be
(01:13):
up here like this, but when I let it go,
what it'll never go up again. Then how can we
can't hear Brodie Brodie's and still it's still low? I'll
repeat what he said. He wanted to at least in
there to fix that. Yeah, because it would still be
He said my mic was working. I thought it was anyway. Um, okay,
(01:37):
who wants to start today? Brodie? Why didn't you start today? Well,
yesterday after the show, I asked Scary to hang around
two minutes to help me test the microphone, and he said,
I gotta get hot of here, I gotta go. So
if it's not working, it's because I couldn't test it. Fault.
That is how you're reading our podcast today. Yea better.
(01:57):
I finished decorating my house for the holidays as well
last night. Nice can you tell us what you did? Well? Um,
so it's hard for me, not being a Christmas person,
to get inflatables that aren't too Christmas Eve, But I
got a triple snowman, which there's three snowmen on top
of each other, and one has a red hat, one
(02:17):
has a green hat, one has a blue hat, and
those are my three kids favorite colors, so it looks
like them. That's cute. Yeah, I got lucky with that.
And then I got a Star Wars Mandalorian inflatable holding
baby Yoda, which I think I mentioned. Uh, that's quite
try the little baby Yoda. Baby Jesus, it's close enough.
(02:39):
And then I put I have lights all over the house.
But I I have to say, I paid for the
lights to go up last year and then kept them
all year round on the roof. Uh, so I wouldn't
have to pay for them again. So I just turned
them on the ship in July. A lot of people
I don't go on the roof. I don't have a
house that's easy to get up on the roof, and
(03:00):
I'm not I'm not. I don't like its So just
a year. Yeah, you got that right, and in my pocket,
they all worked. Yeah, they all were. There's a couple
that are a little like off. But I had the
gutter guy when he cleaned the gutters fixed them for
five bucks. So a lot of money this year. But
he's gonna be a great season after all. Holidays. Had
(03:23):
bulbs in my Minora all year two. I didn't take
those out either, how about that? But you unscrewed them? No,
it was too much effort on screw them I just
left them screwed. Okay, so wait, but then when you
plug it in, it doesn't it light up all of
them at the same time. Details sounds like a very
festive holiday there lights everywhere. Okay, Hey, so I blew
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the podcast every day, right, and I get to see
how many times I've done this X amount of times
as of today? Anybody want to try to come close
to guessing how many podcasts since the start of the
fifteen minute Mornings Show we have done? Wow? Interesting questions.
I would have no idea one thousand thousand year? When
did it start? A little under? Didn't we start after
(04:11):
we were doing the ten o'clock hour We had an
extended show and stopped doing it and we started doing
this podcast? I think, didn't we We've been doing before
the pandemic. Yeah, so okay, anybody else want to take
one more guests before we give the answer as of
today's show that's being posted and you're listening and watching
(04:33):
right now, eight hundred and seventy episode. Let me do
math times fifteen hanging how many minutes? I think we're
all fifteen? It's an average someone because he was a calculator.
I am carry the forwards, taking this much work with
(04:56):
the calculator, and now I forgot the number? What was
eight seventy? Hang on a cardboard? Two of us just
a w we wait for that jackass to add up.
I just want to say good to you. All right.
(05:17):
It's a little ever seen, Mr cars You didn't see that.
No director will come by. Now that's two seventeen hours
or a little over nine days. Wow, wow, nine full
days of doing this story of a girl. I heard
(05:37):
that yesterday. Sorry? Al right, Uh, any other old white
men music we want to talk about? Anyone? Let's let's
cram the kids into the Minni van and go see
the Nine Days concert. Hey, I will never get tired
of being Crosby? Can I can? I just say I
will never get tired of being Crosby. I mean the
guy was old when he first sang the music, right,
(06:00):
he was like in his fifties when he first sang
White Christmas or something. I don't know, but that song.
You still can't top that song, Like, I mean, I
know that Justin Bieber has one and Ran Carey has
a song, but you can't beat those classics. Who sings
the Hickory New and Hickory dock. Don't forget Andy Willie,
that's another one. And don't forget there's gonna be some
(06:21):
Perry Como thrown in there. Who's Perry Homo? Oh my gosh,
what about what's the one that Uncle Johnny? It wasn't
just Uncle Johnny Danielle and we have to play that.
We haven't played that yet. That's such a classic guy.
Maybe they'll take up some time here on the podcast.
(06:41):
It's Gary, I have to pull it up. You want
it now? Okays, my puppy is needing attention. You know
what I'm saying. Oh dude, Lisa, Lisa just took the
best picture of my dog. I think we've ever had
taken it. It's unbelievable. Is that the one posted? Yeah,
I have never look here. I'll hold it up here
in the room. That is the best picture we've ever
(07:02):
had taken at him. But he has a face on like,
please leave me alone and don't take my picture. Guys,
you know you gotta keep in mind. And people make
fun of my schnalge and just saying they're always frowning.
The thrown not frowning, they're not smiling. It's the way
their fur falls and It makes it look like that
people are so stupid. But I do this. Then they're smiling.
They're panting, yeah, but their tongue sticks out. It looks
(07:24):
like they're happy. You know, Rex. Rex was caught doing
something he wasn't supposed to be doing. That's why he
looks that way. But it's a really good picture of him.
He looks very handsome. He's a good boy. Where did
Gandhi go? Is out in the hallways, she's swinging deals
for her. I don't know. I think we lost Gandhi.
I think she's bored. She's bored with us. That's what
(07:46):
she said when she walked out the door. Actually just
on bord with as ship and she walked out. I
don't know. Should I read from Today's Daily Stoic? Okay,
here we go, Yes, today's December one. I don't know
if you guys follow the the meditations on Wisdom, Perseverance
and the Art of Living from Ryan Holiday the Daily Stoic.
Every day there's a there's a new entry. Today's is
great December one. Uh. It's about living each day as
(08:10):
if it were your last. A bitter analogy is a
soldier about to leave on deployment, not really knowing whether
or not there were going to return. How do they
treat their life differently? We should always look look at
life the same way. Every day when we wake up,
were being deployed into life. We don't know if it's
our last day or not. So we need to be
grateful and thankful for the things we have and the
(08:30):
people in our lives. Okay, back to that's I love
that one, and I don't know if you saw it
online to a lot of people are saying like they
kind of had something very similar to what you said
Elvis about like, hey, when I listened to the show
and they say goodbye, it'll be for the last time
one day, like you know what I mean, Like when
they say peace out, it will be the last piece out.
And then people started to realize, like, oh my god,
(08:52):
that actually could happen. So enjoy what you have right now.
That's pretty morbid, but it's true though it's not morbid.
It's really telling you, hey, wake up, bitch and enjoy
your day because it could be the last one. My
girlfriend sent me a bunch of morbid facts. She said
that a lot of us have already taken our death
photo and we just don't know it yet. To think
(09:13):
what your last photo ever, the one that's gonna be
like immortalized, the one that you're gonna see your death,
your death, it's already some of them may have been
taken already from so you know, you know we're all
gonna die, right, I know, But you know what, you
know what I was thinking the other day, I was
thinking that we every year we are we go through
(09:33):
the day of the day we're actually going to die,
and we just don't even realize that. I don't know that, right.
That was part of the stop stop screaming. First of all,
if I've ever done something that it will be the
last time I ever do it. Oh yeah, what was that?
If Scary dies and he has to have a death picture,
I hope he dies in the first quarter of the year.
(09:54):
First quarter scary, first quarter scary. We found out that
my dad I two or three years after my niece
was christened on the same day, and I kept thinking,
oh my gosh, he had no idea when he's standing
at that christening that three years later he would have
died on that day. Like it just free like it
blows my mind. It freaks me the hell out are
you guys? Scared of death? Obviously scary is sometimes from
(10:17):
times I know, but it's it's it's sometimes out of
your control. You can slow it down a little bit
with eating habits, I guess, and exercise, but you know
what it's gonna happen. And so as soon as you
understand there is an end to all this, maybe you'll
start treating your days differently. That's my point. I think
about it. I think about it from time to time
where it's like the idea of it is scary, but
(10:38):
then you realize you can't do anything about it, like
you can't find it, Like it sucks for everybody else
that you live with and and and you love, but
for yourself there's nothing you could do. I worry more
about how I'll go, Like I don't want it to
be long drawn out. I wanted to just happen. I
want to go to sleep and just right that I
walk into walk into a color. Welcome to our funeral, Dirge.
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But what I'm saying is this, don't you can't be
afraid of death. You need to as soon as you
realize and acknowledge that you're gonna die, there is an
end date to this life. It maybe tomorrow, it maybe
in thirty years. You'll treat each day differently. If as
long as you remember that otherwise you think you're not
gonna die, I don't think about it. Then some days
are more of a waste. I think your deputy experience,
(11:23):
like Nate and I had, will change how you live
the rest of your life. I don't know. You both
seem pretty miserable to me most of the time. Best
to do nothing all day so your day seems longer.
And do you think everybody's born with an expiration date?
Of course, I don't know. I think I don't know
how that works. I mean, there are things that could
happen to you obviously along the way, like getting that
was supposed to happen right exactly. Well, if there's an
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expiration date, and that's all, that's where on that day
at that time, that's how we got here. We're talking
about parents information Daily Stock. I was reading from the
Daily Story, meaning meaning you should treat you stay as
if it could be your last, and it makes the
day more important. And the equivalent was people who are
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in the armed services, who are deployed, they don't they
don't fully know for sure if they're going to be
coming home, and so they get their affairs in order.
They say the daily storics are saying, you should have
your affairs in order every day. You don't have to
worry about that, and you can focus on the positives
of life. Would you want to know, like not the
day or maybe at the minute of the hour, but
would you want to know the month or the year
(12:27):
that you're going to No? No, no, no, were you
about to say, Gandhi, I don't remember, all right? I
was also giving So another morbid death fact is that
the one left handed people die three years earlier than
right handed people on average. Why or anything, It was
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just another morbid death fact. And I didn't need to
see that. My girlfriend sent me to my phonecoring in
things like because so many things are made for right
handed people, that left handed people make an act, that
make a mistake and speculate. But you know you may
have already taken your death photo and you don't know
it yet. You know you may have already said that.
You said that to Gandhi. She wasn't here for that.
(13:10):
Let's say the last photo you was taking of view.
What if that was your last one. No, the one
that's going to be used for your at your funeral,
your funeral, they have already taken that picture of Differently,
if I had kicked the bucket after my second stroke,
this would have been at my funeral, me pretending to
be Danielle for Halloween, because that's the last picture I
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took it myself picture. But the picture that's going to
be used at your funeral. For seconds, and let's think
of think about what you want your last photo to be.
If someone says, man, I was hanging out with Elvis
and he passed away, but we just take took this photo,
and it's me like, I don't know. I just don't
want they're gonna look through your album, like when did Elvis. Look,
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let's get a nice looking picture of Elvis. What I'm saying,
they have already taken that picture. That's what I'm saying. Back,
take something off of their Instagram feed, because you know
that they like that phone. I know exactly what's fun
I want them to use the one with all the
staples in with this conversation. What other morbid facts do
you have from your girlfriend? I got to go back
to it. It was a TikTok video that she sent me.
(14:15):
It was and I had all these creepy facts that
you probably don't want to know. It was like the
death adversary that Danielle was talking about. Every year, we
already passed the day that we will die, so you know,
so right every year, but we just don't know it yet.
But we're on that we could be. That could be
today for me in the future sometime, but today it's creepy.
(14:38):
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's a mine. Screw.
I don't know. I just get why would you allow
this to be a mine? Screw? I just I don't
want to think about it. But I'm just put in
front of me. I don't need to see TikTok videos
on this stuff. I'm just saying it could be like
a good movie, like the Death Adversary Day, and you
try to avoid it but you can't, but you try
to do everything you can to try to like stop
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your death that it exists. It does. Yeah, Happy Death Day. Oh,
I watched that stupid ass movie. Was stupid. Andrew has
seen every worst movie ever made us, all the movies
even been bullshit. You know that Happy Death Day is
good in the sequel was bad. The first one. It
was terrible. Happy Death Day was terrible. Andrew, I'll never
(15:22):
trust your judgment again. In fact, that you saw either
Happy Death Day one or two really disappoints me about
your Watch the comments below. Everyone's gonna be like, oh
my god, enough Happy Death Day. And then it's all
gonna public opinion. Man, because you guys see a lot
of movies. That's why you have such a high quantity
of shitty movies. My toilets are clogged with crap. She's
(15:45):
gone another movie you saw? It actually started, Pierce Brosman,
It was alright, wait a minute now, we don't want
to say goodbye. It could be our very least combined
We'll see something. Point you do you ever have a
friend say something really stupid and you say, hey, say
something else, because I don't want that to be the
last thing you said if you die right now, I'm
(16:06):
going to start doing that people. When people say something stupid,
say hey, say anything other than what you just said,
because if you croak right now, that was the last
thing you're going to say. Not scary, say something smart. Well,
Happy Death Day got on rotten tomatoes, isn't Meryl Streep
in that. Yeah, it sounds it sounds like something that
Streep would be in. All right, are we done? Yes,
(16:27):
Happy death Day. I hope we all live. We're done.
Morning Show you the fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
first show, It is the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
We're all here. The question is will Brodie's microphone work?
Survey says, Hello, all right, okay, it works. Uh, there's
(00:29):
Danielle and Froggy and there's Gandhi and Scary and Scotty.
B's opening. No, he's sealing a package. Yes, I'm shipping
out the very last pair of scrubs that we have here,
I'm shipping out the very last pair of scrubs that
we have. Oh that's it. I can't believe we're done.
Uh what what are we going to give away for
first first collars of the day. We've got plenty of
(00:49):
step for the month of December, and then we're going
to have to figure out what we're giving in twenty two.
I just said it two. Also, Garrett's here, and of
course you just heard straight and eight. And of course Brody,
the way you missed a Brodie's sign was falling on
his head earlier. Did you get a concussion from that fall? Brodie? Huh?
What exactly like aphe lived today? It's supposed to be
(01:13):
up here like this, but when I let it go,
what it'll never go up again. Then how can we
can't hear Brodie Brodie's and still it's still low? I'll
repeat what he said. He wanted to at least in
there to fix that. Yeah, because it would still be
He said my mic was working. I thought it was anyway. Um, okay,
(01:37):
who wants to start today? Brodie? Why didn't you start today? Well,
yesterday after the show, I asked Scary to hang around
two minutes to help me test the microphone, and he said,
I gotta get hot of here, I gotta go. So
if it's not working, it's because I couldn't test it. Fault.
That is how you're reading our podcast today. Yea better.
(01:57):
I finished decorating my house for the holidays as well
last night. Nice can you tell us what you did? Well? Um,
so it's hard for me, not being a Christmas person,
to get inflatables that aren't too Christmas Eve, But I
got a triple snowman, which there's three snowmen on top
of each other, and one has a red hat, one
(02:17):
has a green hat, one has a blue hat, and
those are my three kids favorite colors, so it looks
like them. That's cute. Yeah, I got lucky with that.
And then I got a Star Wars Mandalorian inflatable holding
baby Yoda, which I think I mentioned. Uh, that's quite
try the little baby Yoda. Baby Jesus, it's close enough.
(02:39):
And then I put I have lights all over the house.
But I I have to say, I paid for the
lights to go up last year and then kept them
all year round on the roof. Uh, so I wouldn't
have to pay for them again. So I just turned
them on the ship in July. A lot of people
I don't go on the roof. I don't have a
house that's easy to get up on the roof, and
(03:00):
I'm not I'm not. I don't like its So just
a year. Yeah, you got that right, and in my pocket,
they all worked. Yeah, they all were. There's a couple
that are a little like off. But I had the
gutter guy when he cleaned the gutters fixed them for
five bucks. So a lot of money this year. But
he's gonna be a great season after all. Holidays. Had
(03:23):
bulbs in my Minora all year two. I didn't take
those out either, how about that? But you unscrewed them? No,
it was too much effort on screw them I just
left them screwed. Okay, so wait, but then when you
plug it in, it doesn't it light up all of
them at the same time. Details sounds like a very
festive holiday there lights everywhere. Okay, Hey, so I blew
(03:48):
the podcast every day, right, and I get to see
how many times I've done this X amount of times
as of today? Anybody want to try to come close
to guessing how many podcasts since the start of the
fifteen minute Mornings Show we have done? Wow? Interesting questions.
I would have no idea one thousand thousand year? When
did it start? A little under? Didn't we start after
(04:11):
we were doing the ten o'clock hour We had an
extended show and stopped doing it and we started doing
this podcast? I think, didn't we We've been doing before
the pandemic. Yeah, so okay, anybody else want to take
one more guests before we give the answer as of
today's show that's being posted and you're listening and watching
(04:33):
right now, eight hundred and seventy episode. Let me do
math times fifteen hanging how many minutes? I think we're
all fifteen? It's an average someone because he was a calculator.
I am carry the forwards, taking this much work with
(04:56):
the calculator, and now I forgot the number? What was
eight seventy? Hang on a cardboard? Two of us just
a w we wait for that jackass to add up.
I just want to say good to you. All right.
(05:17):
It's a little ever seen, Mr cars You didn't see that.
No director will come by. Now that's two seventeen hours
or a little over nine days. Wow, wow, nine full
days of doing this story of a girl. I heard
(05:37):
that yesterday. Sorry? Al right, Uh, any other old white
men music we want to talk about? Anyone? Let's let's
cram the kids into the Minni van and go see
the Nine Days concert. Hey, I will never get tired
of being Crosby? Can I can? I just say I
will never get tired of being Crosby. I mean the
guy was old when he first sang the music, right,
(06:00):
he was like in his fifties when he first sang
White Christmas or something. I don't know, but that song.
You still can't top that song, Like, I mean, I
know that Justin Bieber has one and Ran Carey has
a song, but you can't beat those classics. Who sings
the Hickory New and Hickory dock. Don't forget Andy Willie,
that's another one. And don't forget there's gonna be some
(06:21):
Perry Como thrown in there. Who's Perry Homo? Oh my gosh,
what about what's the one that Uncle Johnny? It wasn't
just Uncle Johnny Danielle and we have to play that.
We haven't played that yet. That's such a classic guy.
Maybe they'll take up some time here on the podcast.
(06:41):
It's Gary, I have to pull it up. You want
it now? Okays, my puppy is needing attention. You know
what I'm saying. Oh dude, Lisa, Lisa just took the
best picture of my dog. I think we've ever had
taken it. It's unbelievable. Is that the one posted? Yeah,
I have never look here. I'll hold it up here
in the room. That is the best picture we've ever
(07:02):
had taken at him. But he has a face on like,
please leave me alone and don't take my picture. Guys,
you know you gotta keep in mind. And people make
fun of my schnalge and just saying they're always frowning.
The thrown not frowning, they're not smiling. It's the way
their fur falls and It makes it look like that
people are so stupid. But I do this. Then they're smiling.
They're panting, yeah, but their tongue sticks out. It looks
(07:24):
like they're happy. You know, Rex. Rex was caught doing
something he wasn't supposed to be doing. That's why he
looks that way. But it's a really good picture of him.
He looks very handsome. He's a good boy. Where did
Gandhi go? Is out in the hallways, she's swinging deals
for her. I don't know. I think we lost Gandhi.
I think she's bored. She's bored with us. That's what
(07:46):
she said when she walked out the door. Actually just
on bord with as ship and she walked out. I
don't know. Should I read from Today's Daily Stoic? Okay,
here we go, Yes, today's December one. I don't know
if you guys follow the the meditations on Wisdom, Perseverance
and the Art of Living from Ryan Holiday the Daily Stoic.
Every day there's a there's a new entry. Today's is
great December one. Uh. It's about living each day as
(08:10):
if it were your last. A bitter analogy is a
soldier about to leave on deployment, not really knowing whether
or not there were going to return. How do they
treat their life differently? We should always look look at
life the same way. Every day when we wake up,
were being deployed into life. We don't know if it's
our last day or not. So we need to be
grateful and thankful for the things we have and the
(08:30):
people in our lives. Okay, back to that's I love
that one, and I don't know if you saw it
online to a lot of people are saying like they
kind of had something very similar to what you said
Elvis about like, hey, when I listened to the show
and they say goodbye, it'll be for the last time
one day, like you know what I mean, Like when
they say peace out, it will be the last piece out.
And then people started to realize, like, oh my god,
(08:52):
that actually could happen. So enjoy what you have right now.
That's pretty morbid, but it's true though it's not morbid.
It's really telling you, hey, wake up, bitch and enjoy
your day because it could be the last one. My
girlfriend sent me a bunch of morbid facts. She said
that a lot of us have already taken our death
photo and we just don't know it yet. To think
(09:13):
what your last photo ever, the one that's gonna be
like immortalized, the one that you're gonna see your death,
your death, it's already some of them may have been
taken already from so you know, you know we're all
gonna die, right, I know, But you know what, you
know what I was thinking the other day, I was
thinking that we every year we are we go through
(09:33):
the day of the day we're actually going to die,
and we just don't even realize that. I don't know that, right.
That was part of the stop stop screaming. First of all,
if I've ever done something that it will be the
last time I ever do it. Oh yeah, what was that?
If Scary dies and he has to have a death picture,
I hope he dies in the first quarter of the year.
(09:54):
First quarter scary, first quarter scary. We found out that
my dad I two or three years after my niece
was christened on the same day, and I kept thinking,
oh my gosh, he had no idea when he's standing
at that christening that three years later he would have
died on that day. Like it just free like it
blows my mind. It freaks me the hell out are
you guys? Scared of death? Obviously scary is sometimes from
(10:17):
times I know, but it's it's it's sometimes out of
your control. You can slow it down a little bit
with eating habits, I guess, and exercise, but you know
what it's gonna happen. And so as soon as you
understand there is an end to all this, maybe you'll
start treating your days differently. That's my point. I think
about it. I think about it from time to time
where it's like the idea of it is scary, but
(10:38):
then you realize you can't do anything about it, like
you can't find it, Like it sucks for everybody else
that you live with and and and you love, but
for yourself there's nothing you could do. I worry more
about how I'll go, Like I don't want it to
be long drawn out. I wanted to just happen. I
want to go to sleep and just right that I
walk into walk into a color. Welcome to our funeral, Dirge.
(11:02):
But what I'm saying is this, don't you can't be
afraid of death. You need to as soon as you
realize and acknowledge that you're gonna die, there is an
end date to this life. It maybe tomorrow, it maybe
in thirty years. You'll treat each day differently. If as
long as you remember that otherwise you think you're not
gonna die, I don't think about it. Then some days
are more of a waste. I think your deputy experience,
(11:23):
like Nate and I had, will change how you live
the rest of your life. I don't know. You both
seem pretty miserable to me most of the time. Best
to do nothing all day so your day seems longer.
And do you think everybody's born with an expiration date?
Of course, I don't know. I think I don't know
how that works. I mean, there are things that could
happen to you obviously along the way, like getting that
was supposed to happen right exactly. Well, if there's an
(11:46):
expiration date, and that's all, that's where on that day
at that time, that's how we got here. We're talking
about parents information Daily Stock. I was reading from the
Daily Story, meaning meaning you should treat you stay as
if it could be your last, and it makes the
day more important. And the equivalent was people who are
(12:07):
in the armed services, who are deployed, they don't they
don't fully know for sure if they're going to be
coming home, and so they get their affairs in order.
They say the daily storics are saying, you should have
your affairs in order every day. You don't have to
worry about that, and you can focus on the positives
of life. Would you want to know, like not the
day or maybe at the minute of the hour, but
would you want to know the month or the year
(12:27):
that you're going to No? No, no, no, were you
about to say, Gandhi, I don't remember, all right? I
was also giving So another morbid death fact is that
the one left handed people die three years earlier than
right handed people on average. Why or anything, It was
(12:48):
just another morbid death fact. And I didn't need to
see that. My girlfriend sent me to my phonecoring in
things like because so many things are made for right
handed people, that left handed people make an act, that
make a mistake and speculate. But you know you may
have already taken your death photo and you don't know
it yet. You know you may have already said that.
You said that to Gandhi. She wasn't here for that.
(13:10):
Let's say the last photo you was taking of view.
What if that was your last one. No, the one
that's going to be used for your at your funeral,
your funeral, they have already taken that picture of Differently,
if I had kicked the bucket after my second stroke,
this would have been at my funeral, me pretending to
be Danielle for Halloween, because that's the last picture I
(13:31):
took it myself picture. But the picture that's going to
be used at your funeral. For seconds, and let's think
of think about what you want your last photo to be.
If someone says, man, I was hanging out with Elvis
and he passed away, but we just take took this photo,
and it's me like, I don't know. I just don't
want they're gonna look through your album, like when did Elvis. Look,
(13:53):
let's get a nice looking picture of Elvis. What I'm saying,
they have already taken that picture. That's what I'm saying. Back,
take something off of their Instagram feed, because you know
that they like that phone. I know exactly what's fun
I want them to use the one with all the
staples in with this conversation. What other morbid facts do
you have from your girlfriend? I got to go back
to it. It was a TikTok video that she sent me.
(14:15):
It was and I had all these creepy facts that
you probably don't want to know. It was like the
death adversary that Danielle was talking about. Every year, we
already passed the day that we will die, so you know,
so right every year, but we just don't know it yet.
But we're on that we could be. That could be
today for me in the future sometime, but today it's creepy.
(14:38):
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's a mine. Screw.
I don't know. I just get why would you allow
this to be a mine? Screw? I just I don't
want to think about it. But I'm just put in
front of me. I don't need to see TikTok videos
on this stuff. I'm just saying it could be like
a good movie, like the Death Adversary Day, and you
try to avoid it but you can't, but you try
to do everything you can to try to like stop
(14:59):
your death that it exists. It does. Yeah, Happy Death Day. Oh,
I watched that stupid ass movie. Was stupid. Andrew has
seen every worst movie ever made us, all the movies
even been bullshit. You know that Happy Death Day is
good in the sequel was bad. The first one. It
was terrible. Happy Death Day was terrible. Andrew, I'll never
(15:22):
trust your judgment again. In fact, that you saw either
Happy Death Day one or two really disappoints me about
your Watch the comments below. Everyone's gonna be like, oh
my god, enough Happy Death Day. And then it's all
gonna public opinion. Man, because you guys see a lot
of movies. That's why you have such a high quantity
of shitty movies. My toilets are clogged with crap. She's
(15:45):
gone another movie you saw? It actually started, Pierce Brosman,
It was alright, wait a minute now, we don't want
to say goodbye. It could be our very least combined
We'll see something. Point you do you ever have a
friend say something really stupid and you say, hey, say
something else, because I don't want that to be the
last thing you said if you die right now, I'm
(16:06):
going to start doing that people. When people say something stupid,
say hey, say anything other than what you just said,
because if you croak right now, that was the last
thing you're going to say. Not scary, say something smart. Well,
Happy Death Day got on rotten tomatoes, isn't Meryl Streep
in that. Yeah, it sounds it sounds like something that
Streep would be in. All right, are we done? Yes,
(16:27):
Happy death Day. I hope we all live. We're done.
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