May 15, 2023 • 13 mins
Scotty B came to the realization that we are all very specifically known for something. Some could say that's good marketing! What's something that you are known for?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, mel.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Fifteen morning show. Here we go the fifteen minute morning
show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Something we didn't talk about on the show this morning
was well, we're all in different locations.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm in Santa Fe.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Danielle's in her basement, Gandhi's and Columbus, uh.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Georgia, Ohio, Ohio. Everyone else is in the studio.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
There's Scottie b and there's Nate and Scottie and and
of course Garrett.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Today Garrett's hair is not in the air. It looks good.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, no, no product, productless.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Oh I can't do that. What if I could do?
No product? My hair is almost all gray. It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Why the product is a different color.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yes, it like MUSHes it all together so it appears
much more brown.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Please please do it tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You know what. I'll wear a hat tomorrow, so I'll
have nothing in it yet.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Say, okay, good going on. I can't wait to see it.
It's gonna be exciting.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Your hair does look a lot darker today for some reason.
Maybe it's just the screen. But I was gonna ask
you if.
Speaker 7 (01:09):
You died it.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
No, I would never do that, really not.
Speaker 7 (01:14):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Gandhi so tell everyone why you're in Columbus.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Oh, because I wanted to come see my sister and
I know we've sort of talked about this. But that
song that I'm going to do with an unidentified band
from the nineties, we're gonna rerecord it and I'm the
lead vocals. I am gonna record it while I'm here
because they're not far from here. So they've rented out
a studio tomorrow, So tomorrow I'm going to go do that.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Is someone gonna video that while you're doing it? Because
I'm going to see it.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
I mean I could. Yeah, I don't know if they've
planned on that. Maybe Okay, if possible, we'll make it happen.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Are we going to make it a hit? Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:50):
I'm gonna be a superstar. I go on tour with
my one song That's someone Else's Wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You know the tato swift of our show.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
Yes, that is me.
Speaker 8 (01:58):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
So Danielle, why are you in your because you guys
are out of the studio this week. So I was like,
you know what, I can get a lot done this
week from here because it saves me time right after
the show, run around and do some errands and do
a bunch of stuff I need to do. I'm like,
you know what, I'm gonna take advantage. So that's what
I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, So why was scary giving you hell?
Speaker 9 (02:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I wasn't giving her hell. I was just I was
stating the obvious.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Like she says, she has some things to do this week,
she says, I got this, this, and this. So she said,
I may come in a couple of days. But I said,
let's call it what it is. You're not coming in
and you have less incentives.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Rest of all, I never said I never said a
couple of days. I said one day.
Speaker 8 (02:34):
There you go, right, So I just figured that she
probably won't show up at all this week.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And I wasn't passing judgment on that.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Let's not confuse that you are.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You delivered it, You're full of crap. Delivered it.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Thank you, Garrett. Thank you Garrett.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
The way you said, let's call it what it is,
we're right to me.
Speaker 9 (02:51):
Let's just be honest about what's going on.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So she but I'm not saying it's sad. That's implying.
That's implying she's being dishonest.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Right, Well, I just that is ship baggery at its
finest why I told you every nas.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
Mean a ship bag.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
No, no, we didn't call you ship bag. We're saying
you're you're ship bagging.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Yes, you're practicing ship baggery.
Speaker 8 (03:12):
Well yes, okay, So daniel were you going to come in?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I was planning on coming in one day, but now
I'm not.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Yeah, Danielle, what day?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Let's call this what it is. She never was planning
on coming here?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
No, no, no, no, I totally was playing in one day
this week. I think it was gonna be Thursday. But
I've decided now that ship.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Make sure we to chok pizza every day. Now I may.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Be in Friday. There's a slight chance. Let's call it
what it is. I'm not offended by it. If I
was in that.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Situation, I would take full advantage as well. We're just
talking about how you addressed it. That's all we're saying.
You're ship bagging. Beautiful as as you can tell.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Yeah, we're you doing there? Are you able to talk
about what you're doing there?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah? I'm just here.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I mean, we have Alex and I have a house here,
and we haven't been here in a long time, so
I needed to come out and make sure it's still
standing the toilets.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I've got to go to flush the toilets and water
the plants. You know this.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
How are the Jonas brothers, I'm sorry, how are the
Jonas brothers?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Your your fish?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh? Well, you know one of the Jones brothers. Oh yeah,
so I have a koi pond by the front door.
I'm like, what the fuck you said, I don't know.
I have a koi pon up front with when I
bought the house, three koi already included, and they were huge,
one of them eaten by a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So it's well, you know they're all.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
They look it was Joe. I thought you said Joe
got murdered.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well if one if you have to play, do marry
or kill? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
But they had offspring, So now one of the smaller fish.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Is now so it's it's weird. I don't know. The
Jonahs brothers were breeding with each other in my pond.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
And you have a bonus Jonas. Now now you have
a bonus Jonas.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, now we have a bonus Jonas. I mean no,
we're fine. Yeah, thanks for asking. I totally forgot I
have fishing Jonas brothers in my front yard. Any other questions.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Anyone, can we talk about what we were discussing earlier,
because Nate said he saw a bald eagle, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
And it was eating a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, they do that.
Speaker 9 (05:28):
I saw our nation symbol on the side of the
road eating a putrid raccoon. It was beautiful to see.
I mean, I've got the pick. I sent you guys
the picture, but it was it's not exactly what you
expect to see the bald eagle doing. I expected you
see sowaring majestically. Nope, it's just eaten some road killed
flag behind it.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
As Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I don't know much about birds, but are they all
from the vulture family?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Is the eagle consider raptor?
Speaker 9 (05:55):
It's a bird of prey so okay, I mean, and
it will eat carrion as a it's called dead animals.
But just kind of disappointing to see. You want to see.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
It, like, you know, what do you think it eats?
Speaker 9 (06:07):
Well, they fish a lot, like there's there's water and
they go and dive and get fish. But yeah, it's
just eating a stinky raccoon.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It really describes the state of our nation America. Well,
so before you knew us, Nate.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
We used to have studios on the top floor of
a skyscraper over in Jersey City, and I had a
window in my office looking right at the city. It
was a beautiful view, but they had these protected birds
perching up there with their prey and they would eat.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It right in front of me. These birds would just
rip the shit out of some squirrel.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
From the park forty stories below, and it would just
rip it up, and things were flying.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
There were guts flying on the windows. Don't you remember
coming across the hall and seeing that, Daniel.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
It was fanastic.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I just sit there and watch it. Because they were protected.
There's nothing that the building could do about it. We
had to let them eat their.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Caras up there too, and there was no access.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
There was no access out there too, so whatever they
left behind was there until they came and cleaned it up.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. The wind would blow the carcass land
on some lady's head. They were right in front of me.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Was like, if it wasn't your office window, it would
have been a tree four hundred years ago. So I just.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Doing what they do, and they just happened to do it.
Speaker 10 (07:26):
Full Easier said than done. And when you're looking at
the circle of life at six a m. And just
like eating eating something as you're trying to eat cheerios.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's it's the first time I really used the word entrails,
is it? How do you say it? It's like the drugs. Yeah,
they're sticking out like just like worms discussing intestines from
a squirrel.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Anyway, what else is going on?
Speaker 9 (07:51):
This is what I will say, Danielle, You're very lucky
to not have to drive in I got stuck behind
a garbage truck for fuck.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Those guys say that.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
What No, No, they keep her city moving also when
it's Hey, never talk about sanitation workers like that on
the show ever, So it is not the opinion of
the show.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
That's the opinion of Scotty Bee.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Yes, right, the trash at Scotty Bee's house. Please, No.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I appreciate trash guys, but just not these guys. The
other morning. They were not nice to me.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Talking shit the men and women of New York Sanitation.
They also keep the city moving when there's a snowstorm.
Let's be nice, I will say.
Speaker 9 (08:27):
So, what was one of the wittiest exchanges I've ever
had with a stranger When I was stuck behind it.
It was when we were in the old building and
I was stuck behind a garbage truck for ten minutes.
And so finally I'm like, it's one way street, New
York City. There's no way I can back down this
entire block.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I get out.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
I walk up to the guy and I said, hey,
you know, just you know, I'm gonna be late for work,
you know, you know, could you move the truck? You
know I've got to be there in twenty minutes. And
he goes, well, I guess you're gonna be late.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
He kept on about his day, and.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It's either witty to my guy said what just go
up the fucking sidewalk. And I didn't really want to
do that because I thought it might collapse. Some of
those sidewalks are hollow.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
You know what, if you're a true New Yorker, you
know you always look down the street before you pull
down the street. Always, always if you see a truck,
then you can divert you.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Can go to the next And the oil trucks too,
they block the road.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Hey, how about those trucks that the trucks that pull
up in front of restaurant and sucked the old oil
out of the kitchens and smells like crap.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Where do they put that?
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Don't they something else?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
People steal it? You know, people drive up and they
steal that stuff too. Don't they use that oil?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Can't you put that in some cars? They can find oil.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
That's what they do, is they resell it. I guess,
so good for them, you know.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
And my favorite is that have you seen the flower
delivery trucks. It's a big tanker truck and they pull
up to a bakery and put a giant hose up
on the wall and it pumps flour in from the
truck into the bakery. It's really interesting, really, yeah. I
remember Grand Daisy Bakery used to be down by our
old place. The truck would park there once a weekend,
a big tube that like an oil delivery truck, but.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It was flower tube.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
You're okay with that truck though.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Well, they don't block the road because it's not good buyer.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I would just shoot people in the face with a
flower gun. Just a thought.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
That would kill me.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Oh that's right, gluten.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Forget.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That would be a tempted murder. How's that going, By.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
The way, it's still going okay? Just checking in it's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
What else? What else is on our minds today?
Speaker 10 (10:49):
Okay, we've reached the end of the ride.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Tomorrow on the show, I do want to bring up
a list. I want everyone to as homework come up
with a nant or tomorrow, one of each. Things that
you love so much that if someone else doesn't like them,
you hate that persons Right now, if someone says they
don't like Hugh Jackman, I don't like them because I
love Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
What was your answer to Gandhi my sister?
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Does that count or does it have to be a thing.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
No, someone doesn't like your sister, then you hate them?
Not game very powerful?
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okaya? Or Betty White? Remember great you hated Betty White?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And for no good reason either.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
He just hated.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Weird things.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
Did you know this pasty?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Remember his hate for Barbary?
Speaker 9 (11:38):
Yeah, Arthur would have been one hundred and one.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Damn God love her.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
The best joke ever time?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Do you see that Hallmark store now has a whole
Golden Girls collection of things they have like, Oh my god,
every time I go by, I think of Nate.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
You think of Nate right always?
Speaker 9 (11:54):
What a great show though?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Wait, what was the best joke ever told.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
It was wearing a Comedy Central roast. They were roasting
someone and they said, he's so ugly. I wouldn't I
wouldn't know it. She's so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her
with b Arthur's dick was in the audience, stared at
(12:19):
the camera.
Speaker 8 (12:20):
Some of the best jokes at roasts and you can
get two three people in the same punchline.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Amazing.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Does it drive you nuts when you're like so kind
of known for something that people every time they like
Nate every time somebody sees anything Golden Girls, h Nate Danielle.
Anytime anyone sees anything Mayo, show this to Danielle. You
know what I mean. Forever coupons and cereal, that's all.
Every time.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
You guys have done a good job with branding.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You very well branded.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
No Mayo T shirts or something a line of T shirts.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Please.
Speaker 10 (12:51):
No more American clothing, though I do appreciate all the
American clothing that people have sent to me and given
to me on the street, but I do not need
anything more American fla.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Thank you, You're a good America, all right, just get
out of here.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Thanks for joining us on our fifteen minute morning show podcast,
however long it was.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
It's just a name, thirteen thirteen, We'll take it.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Bey Bye, The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, mel.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Fifteen morning show. Here we go the fifteen minute morning
show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Something we didn't talk about on the show this morning
was well, we're all in different locations.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm in Santa Fe.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Danielle's in her basement, Gandhi's and Columbus, uh.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Georgia, Ohio, Ohio. Everyone else is in the studio.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
There's Scottie b and there's Nate and Scottie and and
of course Garrett.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Today Garrett's hair is not in the air. It looks good.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, no, no product, productless.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Oh I can't do that. What if I could do?
No product? My hair is almost all gray. It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Why the product is a different color.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yes, it like MUSHes it all together so it appears
much more brown.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Please please do it tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You know what. I'll wear a hat tomorrow, so I'll
have nothing in it yet.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Say, okay, good going on. I can't wait to see it.
It's gonna be exciting.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Your hair does look a lot darker today for some reason.
Maybe it's just the screen. But I was gonna ask
you if.
Speaker 7 (01:09):
You died it.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
No, I would never do that, really not.
Speaker 7 (01:14):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Gandhi so tell everyone why you're in Columbus.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Oh, because I wanted to come see my sister and
I know we've sort of talked about this. But that
song that I'm going to do with an unidentified band
from the nineties, we're gonna rerecord it and I'm the
lead vocals. I am gonna record it while I'm here
because they're not far from here. So they've rented out
a studio tomorrow, So tomorrow I'm going to go do that.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Is someone gonna video that while you're doing it? Because
I'm going to see it.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
I mean I could. Yeah, I don't know if they've
planned on that. Maybe Okay, if possible, we'll make it happen.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Are we going to make it a hit? Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:50):
I'm gonna be a superstar. I go on tour with
my one song That's someone Else's Wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You know the tato swift of our show.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
Yes, that is me.
Speaker 8 (01:58):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
So Danielle, why are you in your because you guys
are out of the studio this week. So I was like,
you know what, I can get a lot done this
week from here because it saves me time right after
the show, run around and do some errands and do
a bunch of stuff I need to do. I'm like,
you know what, I'm gonna take advantage. So that's what
I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, So why was scary giving you hell?
Speaker 9 (02:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I wasn't giving her hell. I was just I was
stating the obvious.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Like she says, she has some things to do this week,
she says, I got this, this, and this. So she said,
I may come in a couple of days. But I said,
let's call it what it is. You're not coming in
and you have less incentives.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Rest of all, I never said I never said a
couple of days. I said one day.
Speaker 8 (02:34):
There you go, right, So I just figured that she
probably won't show up at all this week.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And I wasn't passing judgment on that.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Let's not confuse that you are.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You delivered it, You're full of crap. Delivered it.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Thank you, Garrett. Thank you Garrett.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
The way you said, let's call it what it is,
we're right to me.
Speaker 9 (02:51):
Let's just be honest about what's going on.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So she but I'm not saying it's sad. That's implying.
That's implying she's being dishonest.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Right, Well, I just that is ship baggery at its
finest why I told you every nas.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
Mean a ship bag.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
No, no, we didn't call you ship bag. We're saying
you're you're ship bagging.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Yes, you're practicing ship baggery.
Speaker 8 (03:12):
Well yes, okay, So daniel were you going to come in?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I was planning on coming in one day, but now
I'm not.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Yeah, Danielle, what day?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Let's call this what it is. She never was planning
on coming here?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
No, no, no, no, I totally was playing in one day
this week. I think it was gonna be Thursday. But
I've decided now that ship.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Make sure we to chok pizza every day. Now I may.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Be in Friday. There's a slight chance. Let's call it
what it is. I'm not offended by it. If I
was in that.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Situation, I would take full advantage as well. We're just
talking about how you addressed it. That's all we're saying.
You're ship bagging. Beautiful as as you can tell.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Yeah, we're you doing there? Are you able to talk
about what you're doing there?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah? I'm just here.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I mean, we have Alex and I have a house here,
and we haven't been here in a long time, so
I needed to come out and make sure it's still
standing the toilets.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I've got to go to flush the toilets and water
the plants. You know this.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
How are the Jonas brothers, I'm sorry, how are the
Jonas brothers?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Your your fish?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh? Well, you know one of the Jones brothers. Oh yeah,
so I have a koi pond by the front door.
I'm like, what the fuck you said, I don't know.
I have a koi pon up front with when I
bought the house, three koi already included, and they were huge,
one of them eaten by a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So it's well, you know they're all.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
They look it was Joe. I thought you said Joe
got murdered.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well if one if you have to play, do marry
or kill? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
But they had offspring, So now one of the smaller fish.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Is now so it's it's weird. I don't know. The
Jonahs brothers were breeding with each other in my pond.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
And you have a bonus Jonas. Now now you have
a bonus Jonas.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, now we have a bonus Jonas. I mean no,
we're fine. Yeah, thanks for asking. I totally forgot I
have fishing Jonas brothers in my front yard. Any other questions.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Anyone, can we talk about what we were discussing earlier,
because Nate said he saw a bald eagle, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
And it was eating a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, they do that.
Speaker 9 (05:28):
I saw our nation symbol on the side of the
road eating a putrid raccoon. It was beautiful to see.
I mean, I've got the pick. I sent you guys
the picture, but it was it's not exactly what you
expect to see the bald eagle doing. I expected you
see sowaring majestically. Nope, it's just eaten some road killed
flag behind it.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
As Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I don't know much about birds, but are they all
from the vulture family?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Is the eagle consider raptor?
Speaker 9 (05:55):
It's a bird of prey so okay, I mean, and
it will eat carrion as a it's called dead animals.
But just kind of disappointing to see. You want to see.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
It, like, you know, what do you think it eats?
Speaker 9 (06:07):
Well, they fish a lot, like there's there's water and
they go and dive and get fish. But yeah, it's
just eating a stinky raccoon.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It really describes the state of our nation America. Well,
so before you knew us, Nate.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
We used to have studios on the top floor of
a skyscraper over in Jersey City, and I had a
window in my office looking right at the city. It
was a beautiful view, but they had these protected birds
perching up there with their prey and they would eat.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It right in front of me. These birds would just
rip the shit out of some squirrel.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
From the park forty stories below, and it would just
rip it up, and things were flying.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
There were guts flying on the windows. Don't you remember
coming across the hall and seeing that, Daniel.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
It was fanastic.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I just sit there and watch it. Because they were protected.
There's nothing that the building could do about it. We
had to let them eat their.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Caras up there too, and there was no access.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
There was no access out there too, so whatever they
left behind was there until they came and cleaned it up.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. The wind would blow the carcass land
on some lady's head. They were right in front of me.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Was like, if it wasn't your office window, it would
have been a tree four hundred years ago. So I just.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Doing what they do, and they just happened to do it.
Speaker 10 (07:26):
Full Easier said than done. And when you're looking at
the circle of life at six a m. And just
like eating eating something as you're trying to eat cheerios.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's it's the first time I really used the word entrails,
is it? How do you say it? It's like the drugs. Yeah,
they're sticking out like just like worms discussing intestines from
a squirrel.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Anyway, what else is going on?
Speaker 9 (07:51):
This is what I will say, Danielle, You're very lucky
to not have to drive in I got stuck behind
a garbage truck for fuck.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Those guys say that.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
What No, No, they keep her city moving also when
it's Hey, never talk about sanitation workers like that on
the show ever, So it is not the opinion of
the show.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
That's the opinion of Scotty Bee.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Yes, right, the trash at Scotty Bee's house. Please, No.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I appreciate trash guys, but just not these guys. The
other morning. They were not nice to me.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Talking shit the men and women of New York Sanitation.
They also keep the city moving when there's a snowstorm.
Let's be nice, I will say.
Speaker 9 (08:27):
So, what was one of the wittiest exchanges I've ever
had with a stranger When I was stuck behind it.
It was when we were in the old building and
I was stuck behind a garbage truck for ten minutes.
And so finally I'm like, it's one way street, New
York City. There's no way I can back down this
entire block.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I get out.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
I walk up to the guy and I said, hey,
you know, just you know, I'm gonna be late for work,
you know, you know, could you move the truck? You
know I've got to be there in twenty minutes. And
he goes, well, I guess you're gonna be late.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
He kept on about his day, and.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It's either witty to my guy said what just go
up the fucking sidewalk. And I didn't really want to
do that because I thought it might collapse. Some of
those sidewalks are hollow.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
You know what, if you're a true New Yorker, you
know you always look down the street before you pull
down the street. Always, always if you see a truck,
then you can divert you.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Can go to the next And the oil trucks too,
they block the road.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Hey, how about those trucks that the trucks that pull
up in front of restaurant and sucked the old oil
out of the kitchens and smells like crap.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Where do they put that?
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Don't they something else?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
People steal it? You know, people drive up and they
steal that stuff too. Don't they use that oil?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Can't you put that in some cars? They can find oil.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
That's what they do, is they resell it. I guess,
so good for them, you know.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
And my favorite is that have you seen the flower
delivery trucks. It's a big tanker truck and they pull
up to a bakery and put a giant hose up
on the wall and it pumps flour in from the
truck into the bakery. It's really interesting, really, yeah. I
remember Grand Daisy Bakery used to be down by our
old place. The truck would park there once a weekend,
a big tube that like an oil delivery truck, but.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It was flower tube.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
You're okay with that truck though.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Well, they don't block the road because it's not good buyer.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I would just shoot people in the face with a
flower gun. Just a thought.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
That would kill me.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Oh that's right, gluten.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Forget.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That would be a tempted murder. How's that going, By.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
The way, it's still going okay? Just checking in it's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
What else? What else is on our minds today?
Speaker 10 (10:49):
Okay, we've reached the end of the ride.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Tomorrow on the show, I do want to bring up
a list. I want everyone to as homework come up
with a nant or tomorrow, one of each. Things that
you love so much that if someone else doesn't like them,
you hate that persons Right now, if someone says they
don't like Hugh Jackman, I don't like them because I
love Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
What was your answer to Gandhi my sister?
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Does that count or does it have to be a thing.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
No, someone doesn't like your sister, then you hate them?
Not game very powerful?
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okaya? Or Betty White? Remember great you hated Betty White?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And for no good reason either.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
He just hated.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Weird things.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
Did you know this pasty?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Remember his hate for Barbary?
Speaker 9 (11:38):
Yeah, Arthur would have been one hundred and one.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Damn God love her.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
The best joke ever time?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Do you see that Hallmark store now has a whole
Golden Girls collection of things they have like, Oh my god,
every time I go by, I think of Nate.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
You think of Nate right always?
Speaker 9 (11:54):
What a great show though?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Wait, what was the best joke ever told.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
It was wearing a Comedy Central roast. They were roasting
someone and they said, he's so ugly. I wouldn't I
wouldn't know it. She's so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her
with b Arthur's dick was in the audience, stared at
(12:19):
the camera.
Speaker 8 (12:20):
Some of the best jokes at roasts and you can
get two three people in the same punchline.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Amazing.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Does it drive you nuts when you're like so kind
of known for something that people every time they like
Nate every time somebody sees anything Golden Girls, h Nate Danielle.
Anytime anyone sees anything Mayo, show this to Danielle. You
know what I mean. Forever coupons and cereal, that's all.
Every time.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
You guys have done a good job with branding.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You very well branded.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
No Mayo T shirts or something a line of T shirts.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Please.
Speaker 10 (12:51):
No more American clothing, though I do appreciate all the
American clothing that people have sent to me and given
to me on the street, but I do not need
anything more American fla.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Thank you, You're a good America, all right, just get
out of here.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Thanks for joining us on our fifteen minute morning show podcast,
however long it was.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
It's just a name, thirteen thirteen, We'll take it.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Bey Bye, The fifteen Minute Morning Show
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