April 21, 2021 • 13 mins
Elvis wanted to know what happened on yesterday's podcast? Our AMAZING Engineer Jeff tells some secrets from studio that he knows about!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Morning Show. Oh look, the fifteen minute morning show
podcast will only five minutes for me because I have
to leave early. May I just may I address one
(00:23):
thing I wanted to stay stay here with you in
the very beginning of this podcast to address what you
did in my absence on yesterday's fifteen minute morning show podcast.
What would we do? I really don't know how to
how else to phrase this, but would you please refrain
from calling my husband to ask him if he's ever
tried to blow himself? I felt like it was very
important that we find out from Alex really back up,
(00:46):
because even back up, because I was the only one
to raising my hand, and then all of a sudden,
everybody came to the table, including your husband, ye know.
And then I was asked, well, Elvis, you're lying if
you say you've never tried. I have never once tried.
And my my point is I always had someone to
do it for me. I didn't have to do it.
(01:08):
Ain't gonna do itself, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
but Garrett was actually the nice guy said, by the way,
a heads up. You need to know that they called
your husband and asked me if he's ever tried to
do himself with his mouth in his bedroom. I'm like, okay,
but wait, but is that a nice guy or is
that snitchery? And does he end up in a ditch
for this on we're talking about Garrett yesterday and things
(01:30):
that he does that Hey, Garrett was looking out for me,
and I told him that what Garrett the man gets
tweets when the podcast is in up at an exact
same time, Imagine the tweets he and d M he's
gonna get once he finds out that his husband was
on the podcast, uh, talking about blowing himself. Then that's
how he finds out. Thank you, Thank you, Garrett. Even
(01:53):
Scary came to me and said, hey, just because I
wasn't part of the podcast either yesterday, Scary goes, hey,
just so you know, we were talking about sucking our
own dicks just like that, and I suggested, I said,
maybe we shouldn't promote this one, so they didn't. There
is no video version, So that's that's why there's no
(02:14):
video versus. No video version was a tried promoted. There
are certain things that we shine a light on and
promote worldwide and other things that we just kind of
sweep under the rug. So there's why would you put
anything out if it was something you're sweeping under the rug.
Either it should have been all or nothing. Because his
(02:36):
mom sees this. His mom sees this. That's what he
was worried about it out there. I got a text
at three thirty yesterday afternoon from my mom and she goes, hey,
is there is there a podcast from today? And you
know why I did not answer her. I got a
(02:57):
phone call yesterday afternoon, which I don't normally hear from
Elvis in mid afternoon. It's usually later in the evening
if I do. When you called me yesterday around like
one o'clock, I thought you were calling to yell at
me about the fifteen minut morning show. That's why I answered, like,
here we go, just take your lumps and move on.
And you didn't bring it up. I didn't bring it
up either. I had already talked to Garrett by then,
(03:20):
so okay, we all also had Gandhi's boyfriend admitting to it.
And I mean, there's a lot a lot going on
yesterday's show. But by the way, Nate wasn't here, so
what and Nate you gotta give us your answer. Okay, yeah,
I have to. I have. I have a couple of
stories related to this. I gotta sign off. Sorry, I
(03:42):
want to hear that. Okay. Number one, I've never really tried.
I think I have. I've just tried to see if
I'm flexible enough to get it down there. But I
don't think if I was flexible enough to do anything
down there, I don't think I would access It's hard
(04:06):
to do that and hold a Mirror's true. Next story,
When I was eighteen, I lived in Tucson, and I
remember being at a party where one of my friends
was trying to get into the bathroom and he couldn't
open the door. Turns out he couldn't open door the
door because there was somebody sucking his own d inside
the bathroom at the time, So it is possible. Yeah,
(04:29):
this guy was apparently the guy that was doing it
worked at the radio station. He was one of these
weird engineer kind of guys. And that's nice. Doesn't even
have a long neck or a long penis, which one
was it. I think he was just very flexible. Was
that curious George that note? I was wondering who was
(04:53):
going to make him leave the room. I should have
put money on scary damn it. Yeah. So apparently the
guy was in his own dick in the bathroom, and
I'm like, how do you even do that? Because I
was eighteen years old, I was so watch him do it, Like,
did you see him do it? Yeah? He couldn't open
the door because the guy was on the bathroom. Like
who goes to a party and lays down on the
(05:15):
bathroom floor and sucks the room? Oh my god, it's
got to be. It's laying down on the bathroom floor
that I find the most repulsive part of all that's disgusting.
Damn it was the party. B y O D Is
that why I sent you guys all the article at
the beginning of the pandemic that was talking about how
injuries were going through the roof because guys kept trying
(05:36):
to suck their own and they were hurting their backs.
They were like slipping disks, doing all kinds of stuff.
So that's ship Like, no, I don't get, like, I mean,
you gotta be really, I mean, you couldn't try so
hard you hurt yourself and then and then you and
then you fest up to why you did it. I'm sorry,
you make something slipped on the ice. I actually hurt
myself in April or May. I was doing sit ups
(05:59):
because I thought, oh, exercise on vacation, you know, I'm
during the pandemic. That didn't work out very well. Uh.
I was doing a sit up and I pulled something
in my shoulder and it was hurting for like a week.
So I went to I went to the doctor from
my my authopedist, and I said what happened? I said, Oh,
it was I was in bed doing doing sit ups.
And he looked at me like what Gandhi just said
(06:20):
that people were doing that during the pandemic. He's like,
what were you doing? I was like, oh, I was
doing sit ups, you know, and I was trying to
and he gave me a look like now I know
what the look was. He must have been dealing with
that all day. By the way, very telling of Brody
there to slip of the tongue by equating hanging out
and working from home as vacation, because you did say
(06:42):
we were on I was on vacation. Wait a second, no, wait,
I worried whever We've been on vacation five or six times.
It was during our vacation. Hold up, hold up a
special We were just talking about engineers. Special guest to ask?
Who wants to ask? Jeff? Okay, go gandhi, Jeff, Gandhi.
(07:03):
It's wine Wednesday. I'm two glasses in. I don't need these.
Better have a third. Wait before we start. Who was
it that called engineers weird people? Yeah? Said it was
definitely Nate and turn his computer logging off. Exactly. It
was one of those weird engineering types. That's a cable
(07:26):
into itself. Jeff, I'm the snitch here. Alright, alright, Jeff,
have you or have you not in your youth attempted
to suck your own d last week? Or is an
adult whatever? I'll take as an adult too, But we're
giving you an out. The biggest problem is I'm too fat.
I couldn't bend over that far. Okay, you were kidding,
(07:48):
you are fat? I was? I was. You don't know
that chunky? Did you try? Did you ever try? I
don't believe that? What again, we can do it? Jeff?
Video today for two days in a row, no video. Well, so, so,
(08:09):
speaking of asking Jeff, questions like what's the craziest thing
you have seen in your career that like you really
can't talk about. But this being the forum that you've
seen behind the scenes at a radio station, the video
of Nate having sex in Elvis's studio you have, there's
no video. I can't confirm or deny that my career
might have videos. I have another question, read Jeff, after
(08:36):
you show us the video of Nate getting it on
on of us is um studio desk there? If you
had to guess, based on the activity that you've seen
from our digital accounts or whatever it is that we're doing,
which one of us is getting fired first out of
the room. M hmm, I'd go with Brody at Nobody's
(09:03):
the only one who did not care enough through this
entire process to upgrade to a normal connection to the
studio calls from his garage. Seems to not really give
to craps about what's going on. Jeff. First of all,
that has nothing to do with social media, so go
suck your own d That's not what the question was.
(09:25):
Second of all, I'm not on the air. Nobody gave
me equipment, so I don't have equipment. So if you'd
like to provide me equipment, bring it on, Jeff. You know, Jeff,
you started this. Scarrett were able to things on their
own and make it their segment. I don't answer media.
(09:46):
Probably scary because he was the one that was. Jeff
literally just came in the elevator, pull this pants down,
and just blue ship all over the place, and he's
gonna walk out a second and go see you guys later.
He's not two lasses of his own by Jeff. I
(10:07):
still don't believe your answer though, But that's okay. And
the great thing is like the great and powerful odds
because he can go in the back and then shoot
all our microphones can't. It's aiece of sh shut up
an because it's called me weird. I'm gonna unflung ya
(10:27):
take it away, Jeff. There's no has been known to
kill people. Yeah, man, hey, Froggy, how much longer do
we have left? I didn't think it was going to
go this long on the same topic, but I'm happy
four minutes us saying somebody laughs like a hyena a compliment? No, no, no, no,
(10:56):
that means they're annoying. Okay, so somebody texted in that's
someone in this room left like a hyena. Yeah, of
course that's fine. We're fine, so yeah, I wrote back
and I said, no need to be rude and learned
how to spell her name because that's me. And they
wrote back, Oh, hyenas have a cute laugh. I meant
it as a compliment. Have you ever heard no hyenas
(11:18):
as a compliment? Pedaling because they didn't think they were
going to get a text response from the studio. Well,
it's nice of you, but it's also factual. So sometimes
I laughed like a hyena and they can s their
own ds. But thanks, Bertie, I appreciate it. Only fans
(11:39):
and I would have lots of money. Between this fifteen
minutes and yesterday's fifteen minutes, we're almost thirty minutes deep
in talking about the same thing about sing your own
D Can you yesterday you admitted to being like four
inches deep? So right now, can you video scared enough?
(12:00):
I get? I think we get post today's Today's fifteen
minute morning show. Okay, when you say rut though, are
we getting a lot of complaints? Are people upset we're
circling the drain of the same topic. I think we've
beat this dead horse. What you're gonna do when saying horse?
At what you're doing about yesterday's podcast. So, um, Garrett
(12:24):
posted the podcast yesterday. Garrett. It's not a big deal,
but you posted it and the description you said, Garrett
rebutts yesterday's podcast meaning the day before, right, but you
titled it I rebut the yesterday's podcast, so I knew
you posted it, so I had to change it to Garrett.
So I said, that was cute. Just me, I'm trying
my Michael. He was posting, posting in the first person.
(12:48):
Yeah right, that's all mine, that's my du that's Mutsie.
You always alive this time. Last time, we thought he
was said on the couch he Drew was now barking
because he does whatever she does and she's the boss,
(13:08):
so she's barking like it all right? Are we done?
We can't be Yeah, yeah we we. We've been over
in the past, so well, you know what, We're fine
reclaiming our time. The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Morning Show. Oh look, the fifteen minute morning show
podcast will only five minutes for me because I have
to leave early. May I just may I address one
(00:23):
thing I wanted to stay stay here with you in
the very beginning of this podcast to address what you
did in my absence on yesterday's fifteen minute morning show podcast.
What would we do? I really don't know how to
how else to phrase this, but would you please refrain
from calling my husband to ask him if he's ever
tried to blow himself? I felt like it was very
important that we find out from Alex really back up,
(00:46):
because even back up, because I was the only one
to raising my hand, and then all of a sudden,
everybody came to the table, including your husband, ye know.
And then I was asked, well, Elvis, you're lying if
you say you've never tried. I have never once tried.
And my my point is I always had someone to
do it for me. I didn't have to do it.
(01:08):
Ain't gonna do itself, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
but Garrett was actually the nice guy said, by the way,
a heads up. You need to know that they called
your husband and asked me if he's ever tried to
do himself with his mouth in his bedroom. I'm like, okay,
but wait, but is that a nice guy or is
that snitchery? And does he end up in a ditch
for this on we're talking about Garrett yesterday and things
(01:30):
that he does that Hey, Garrett was looking out for me,
and I told him that what Garrett the man gets
tweets when the podcast is in up at an exact
same time, Imagine the tweets he and d M he's
gonna get once he finds out that his husband was
on the podcast, uh, talking about blowing himself. Then that's
how he finds out. Thank you, Thank you, Garrett. Even
(01:53):
Scary came to me and said, hey, just because I
wasn't part of the podcast either yesterday, Scary goes, hey,
just so you know, we were talking about sucking our
own dicks just like that, and I suggested, I said,
maybe we shouldn't promote this one, so they didn't. There
is no video version, So that's that's why there's no
(02:14):
video versus. No video version was a tried promoted. There
are certain things that we shine a light on and
promote worldwide and other things that we just kind of
sweep under the rug. So there's why would you put
anything out if it was something you're sweeping under the rug.
Either it should have been all or nothing. Because his
(02:36):
mom sees this. His mom sees this. That's what he
was worried about it out there. I got a text
at three thirty yesterday afternoon from my mom and she goes, hey,
is there is there a podcast from today? And you
know why I did not answer her. I got a
(02:57):
phone call yesterday afternoon, which I don't normally hear from
Elvis in mid afternoon. It's usually later in the evening
if I do. When you called me yesterday around like
one o'clock, I thought you were calling to yell at
me about the fifteen minut morning show. That's why I answered, like,
here we go, just take your lumps and move on.
And you didn't bring it up. I didn't bring it
up either. I had already talked to Garrett by then,
(03:20):
so okay, we all also had Gandhi's boyfriend admitting to it.
And I mean, there's a lot a lot going on
yesterday's show. But by the way, Nate wasn't here, so
what and Nate you gotta give us your answer. Okay, yeah,
I have to. I have. I have a couple of
stories related to this. I gotta sign off. Sorry, I
(03:42):
want to hear that. Okay. Number one, I've never really tried.
I think I have. I've just tried to see if
I'm flexible enough to get it down there. But I
don't think if I was flexible enough to do anything
down there, I don't think I would access It's hard
(04:06):
to do that and hold a Mirror's true. Next story,
When I was eighteen, I lived in Tucson, and I
remember being at a party where one of my friends
was trying to get into the bathroom and he couldn't
open the door. Turns out he couldn't open door the
door because there was somebody sucking his own d inside
the bathroom at the time, So it is possible. Yeah,
(04:29):
this guy was apparently the guy that was doing it
worked at the radio station. He was one of these
weird engineer kind of guys. And that's nice. Doesn't even
have a long neck or a long penis, which one
was it. I think he was just very flexible. Was
that curious George that note? I was wondering who was
(04:53):
going to make him leave the room. I should have
put money on scary damn it. Yeah. So apparently the
guy was in his own dick in the bathroom, and
I'm like, how do you even do that? Because I
was eighteen years old, I was so watch him do it, Like,
did you see him do it? Yeah? He couldn't open
the door because the guy was on the bathroom. Like
who goes to a party and lays down on the
(05:15):
bathroom floor and sucks the room? Oh my god, it's
got to be. It's laying down on the bathroom floor
that I find the most repulsive part of all that's disgusting.
Damn it was the party. B y O D Is
that why I sent you guys all the article at
the beginning of the pandemic that was talking about how
injuries were going through the roof because guys kept trying
(05:36):
to suck their own and they were hurting their backs.
They were like slipping disks, doing all kinds of stuff.
So that's ship Like, no, I don't get, like, I mean,
you gotta be really, I mean, you couldn't try so
hard you hurt yourself and then and then you and
then you fest up to why you did it. I'm sorry,
you make something slipped on the ice. I actually hurt
myself in April or May. I was doing sit ups
(05:59):
because I thought, oh, exercise on vacation, you know, I'm
during the pandemic. That didn't work out very well. Uh.
I was doing a sit up and I pulled something
in my shoulder and it was hurting for like a week.
So I went to I went to the doctor from
my my authopedist, and I said what happened? I said, Oh,
it was I was in bed doing doing sit ups.
And he looked at me like what Gandhi just said
(06:20):
that people were doing that during the pandemic. He's like,
what were you doing? I was like, oh, I was
doing sit ups, you know, and I was trying to
and he gave me a look like now I know
what the look was. He must have been dealing with
that all day. By the way, very telling of Brody
there to slip of the tongue by equating hanging out
and working from home as vacation, because you did say
(06:42):
we were on I was on vacation. Wait a second, no, wait,
I worried whever We've been on vacation five or six times.
It was during our vacation. Hold up, hold up a
special We were just talking about engineers. Special guest to ask?
Who wants to ask? Jeff? Okay, go gandhi, Jeff, Gandhi.
(07:03):
It's wine Wednesday. I'm two glasses in. I don't need these.
Better have a third. Wait before we start. Who was
it that called engineers weird people? Yeah? Said it was
definitely Nate and turn his computer logging off. Exactly. It
was one of those weird engineering types. That's a cable
(07:26):
into itself. Jeff, I'm the snitch here. Alright, alright, Jeff,
have you or have you not in your youth attempted
to suck your own d last week? Or is an
adult whatever? I'll take as an adult too, But we're
giving you an out. The biggest problem is I'm too fat.
I couldn't bend over that far. Okay, you were kidding,
(07:48):
you are fat? I was? I was. You don't know
that chunky? Did you try? Did you ever try? I
don't believe that? What again, we can do it? Jeff?
Video today for two days in a row, no video. Well, so, so,
(08:09):
speaking of asking Jeff, questions like what's the craziest thing
you have seen in your career that like you really
can't talk about. But this being the forum that you've
seen behind the scenes at a radio station, the video
of Nate having sex in Elvis's studio you have, there's
no video. I can't confirm or deny that my career
might have videos. I have another question, read Jeff, after
(08:36):
you show us the video of Nate getting it on
on of us is um studio desk there? If you
had to guess, based on the activity that you've seen
from our digital accounts or whatever it is that we're doing,
which one of us is getting fired first out of
the room. M hmm, I'd go with Brody at Nobody's
(09:03):
the only one who did not care enough through this
entire process to upgrade to a normal connection to the
studio calls from his garage. Seems to not really give
to craps about what's going on. Jeff. First of all,
that has nothing to do with social media, so go
suck your own d That's not what the question was.
(09:25):
Second of all, I'm not on the air. Nobody gave
me equipment, so I don't have equipment. So if you'd
like to provide me equipment, bring it on, Jeff. You know, Jeff,
you started this. Scarrett were able to things on their
own and make it their segment. I don't answer media.
(09:46):
Probably scary because he was the one that was. Jeff
literally just came in the elevator, pull this pants down,
and just blue ship all over the place, and he's
gonna walk out a second and go see you guys later.
He's not two lasses of his own by Jeff. I
(10:07):
still don't believe your answer though, But that's okay. And
the great thing is like the great and powerful odds
because he can go in the back and then shoot
all our microphones can't. It's aiece of sh shut up
an because it's called me weird. I'm gonna unflung ya
(10:27):
take it away, Jeff. There's no has been known to
kill people. Yeah, man, hey, Froggy, how much longer do
we have left? I didn't think it was going to
go this long on the same topic, but I'm happy
four minutes us saying somebody laughs like a hyena a compliment? No, no, no, no,
(10:56):
that means they're annoying. Okay, so somebody texted in that's
someone in this room left like a hyena. Yeah, of
course that's fine. We're fine, so yeah, I wrote back
and I said, no need to be rude and learned
how to spell her name because that's me. And they
wrote back, Oh, hyenas have a cute laugh. I meant
it as a compliment. Have you ever heard no hyenas
(11:18):
as a compliment? Pedaling because they didn't think they were
going to get a text response from the studio. Well,
it's nice of you, but it's also factual. So sometimes
I laughed like a hyena and they can s their
own ds. But thanks, Bertie, I appreciate it. Only fans
(11:39):
and I would have lots of money. Between this fifteen
minutes and yesterday's fifteen minutes, we're almost thirty minutes deep
in talking about the same thing about sing your own
D Can you yesterday you admitted to being like four
inches deep? So right now, can you video scared enough?
(12:00):
I get? I think we get post today's Today's fifteen
minute morning show. Okay, when you say rut though, are
we getting a lot of complaints? Are people upset we're
circling the drain of the same topic. I think we've
beat this dead horse. What you're gonna do when saying horse?
At what you're doing about yesterday's podcast. So, um, Garrett
(12:24):
posted the podcast yesterday. Garrett. It's not a big deal,
but you posted it and the description you said, Garrett
rebutts yesterday's podcast meaning the day before, right, but you
titled it I rebut the yesterday's podcast, so I knew
you posted it, so I had to change it to Garrett.
So I said, that was cute. Just me, I'm trying
my Michael. He was posting, posting in the first person.
(12:48):
Yeah right, that's all mine, that's my du that's Mutsie.
You always alive this time. Last time, we thought he
was said on the couch he Drew was now barking
because he does whatever she does and she's the boss,
(13:08):
so she's barking like it all right? Are we done?
We can't be Yeah, yeah we we. We've been over
in the past, so well, you know what, We're fine
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