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June 14, 2023 10 mins

Straight Nate can never cuddle dogs because he's so allergic and Skeery can't go underwater without holding his nose!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
These are delicious, aren't they?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Sorry, we're eating Lisa G's chocolate chip cheesecake bites, clo.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
That is amazing?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
God?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Can I know? They're really good? Right? I enjoyed the
hell out of Lisa G. Really needs to join the
Great American Bakeoff?

Speaker 5 (00:37):
They still have that?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yes? Roku? Hello, Hollywood is a judge. Oh he's so handsome.
His eyes? Have you seen his eyes? Paul Hollywood? He's
a baker? Oh my god, Hollywood eyes. He has the
most piercing blue eyes you will ever see.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
He's like a white walker from Game of Felns.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Oh you know what I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of
the Pillsbury bake Off? Do they still have that somewhere?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
All Hollywood wish? I would love to have him on
the show. I would. I would geek out. I'm not
even much of a cheesecake person. But these are outrageous
too already.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Well, Garrett can't have any because he is silly.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Just at least say they're bad, just for my own way.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
This one, we're all like, oh, it's so good, Like
do you start to feel bad?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
And he said, it's not my cup of tea personally, like,
if I could have it, I'm not a I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
A cheesecake guy. You don't like a steak, Yeah, give
me a steak, Give me some meat.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Steak and potato. Can't have potato?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
No, I could have potato. Okay's a question. What can
everybody else partake in that you can't partake? Like for me,
you guys talk about oh my god, Max this week
and he guy he was eating. You know, I don't
know a bone. I just snuggle him, And I'm like,
I'll never know that feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
You never snuggle a dog, a dog a durabil. I
thought you trying to tell us you just can't eat
a bone.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
No, But is there anything that you can't do that
other people can do? Like Garrett, I mean you're o
caam okay with it. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I mean, I don't know what it's like to give
birth to a child.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Danielle used to make me mad.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I always wanted. I thought it was so unfair that
I could not experience it because it seems like such
a beautiful thing. Okay, so there's that. Yeah, you hate cinnamon.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
I hate cinnamon, but I could partake if I wanted to.
I just don't ever want to. I mean, I guess
I can't really like snuggle up really closely to a cat.
I'm very allergic to cats. But I still do that too.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
So I.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Could never jump out of an airplane. People, can't you
ship my pants on the way down and pass out?

Speaker 7 (02:47):
We didn't go through a list of all the things
that make him his pants because it's long everything.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
You would pass out, but you wouldn't be in a
pool of crap because it's you're in mid air.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
I'm not sure if I would ship first or pass
out first. I don't know which would happen first.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I will be trapped in your suit.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
But wait, this isn't really really in line with Yeah,
but other people can do it.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
I can't. No, you could? You could you physically? Could
you know what I can't do?

Speaker 5 (03:11):
I mean, you could physically eat cheesecake? You die?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Also, I can't jog go under water.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Hey, you're such a dick.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
That's an asshole.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Thing is?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
So I can't go onto water without holding my nose
me neither. If I jump into a water like off
a diving board, I have to do this.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah, did you have the nose plug in the pool
as a kid.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
That was me, and they all make fun of me,
and see what happens, Like I'm gonna drop, you.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Know, even though I hold my breath, I feel as
soon as the water gets up my nose like i'd start.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
But you can blow it out. You blow it out
when you jump in.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
You're supposed to blow out as you're jumping in.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, that's what I do. I can't speak forever.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I have this issue ever always.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
You jump in the pool like this.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Is a New York thing.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Are you already swimming.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Flippy floppies like this? Yeah? Wait really yeah? Yeah yeah
I could. I could swim, though, that's the crazy part.
I could float.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I could swim. I'm not afraid of the water. I'm
not afraid of being in deep ends of water. I
could do the doggy paddle. I cannot jump in a
pool of water head first, or even feet first without
holding my nose.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
Can we please have him try it at your pool? Elvis?

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Please?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Is this how he gets his invite to my pool?
Scientific research?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Can you be? Can you be underwater without holding your nose?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
No? I have to have him held the whole time.
Why are you the water in my nostril feels weird.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I'm like, so you swim with one hand?

Speaker 7 (04:40):
Can you swim underwater? He was asking, I could.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Swim under water? Yeah, with one hand? One hand.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Why don't you just get those eighties nose plugs?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
You just go in circles I have used. I could
do that too, or I can use nose plugs. It's
crazy nose plugs. I'm good, I got both hands.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
But an interesting question.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
You know who I feel is Deanna?

Speaker 5 (04:59):
What?

Speaker 6 (04:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Anything? She can't even be in a room with nuts?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Oh wait, she is right now?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
So don't we do? We always have to be very
very mindful of that. Do we have nuts in the room?

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well, there might be nuts in the brownie.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Actually, last week what Lisa G created for us was
a peanut butter square.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Was there? You weren't here numbs? But the week week
before we had that thing of a nut platter.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Though, that's right, if you couldn't hide anything in that,
it was nuts.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
What happens when you if you have a nut?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
An is like throat closing, stop breathing.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
Do you have a to use it?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
One time and it was crazy, went through my pants,
through my jeans.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
Where is your EpiPen in case we ever't.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Even grab it?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Okay, I did I get that With bing cherries, my
throat closes.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
I always pushed them on them when I eat.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Bing cherries, and you need more being cherries. Thank you well,
so Deanna, So inhaling nut dust, it's.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Not airborne, just if I ingest.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
But one time I did touch like somebody had an knife,
and then I touched the knife and then I went to.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
The hospital because like I touched in my system somehow,
and then I had to go to the hospital.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
Do you have anything with dogs too?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, yeah, not like that bad. I'm a magic but
I won't like die like I can literally die from peanuts.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Okay, we don't want that to have.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
I feel like we should have a running list of
what everybody's allergic to, diamonds.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Everything, but I think anything with soybean oil in it,
forget it. Which is see I almost killed Diamond because
we were doing an appearance back when she was in
the promo team, and we were hanging out and we
were walking and I said, this is awesome pizza place
around the corner. Let me go get a slice. So
I ran from the appearance and I.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Ran around the block.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Next thing you know, Diamond, I come back with two
slices of pizza.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Diamond eats.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
One has to run home like like literally thought she
was gonna die on.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
The way home.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
What was in it?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Soybean oil, not olive oil. Their pizza is made with
soybean oil.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Just saying facts.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Hey, we had a lot of fun with Andy Cohen today.
What a great interview. He really is the busiest man
I know. I mean, he's got all these housewives shows,
he's got his serious XM show, He's got two kids.
I don't know how people do that.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
I don't know how people do anything and have kids.
I swear to God, Like, I just look at the
amount of energy that some of my friends put out
every single day. I'm like, so you go to work
all day and you come home and then it's a
whole other job. No, I don't know how my mom
did it. I look at my mom and I'm just
so impressed.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I need my naps.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
I have to have that.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, yeah, you're alone time. Yes, yeah, well you and
I would I guess we would not make great parents.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
I do not have children and don't plan on them.
That is my service to the world.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
But as Andy was saying, you know what it was like,
maybe it's best I didn't know what I was going to.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
But yeah, we know too much. That's what it me.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
You know, I had laser eye surgery whenever, that procedure
done years ago, and after it was done, they said, hey,
you want to come see someone else gets the procedure.
I said sure, And I saw that what they did.
And if I knowing that, I never would have done it.
Ever saw your eye in half and opened it up
and flowers. Had I known that, I wouldn't have done it.

(08:09):
So I guess it's it's the same as ivan kids, right.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Yep, you're just never ready. You're never no matter how
much you think you're ready or may not be ready,
you're just not. They don't, like I said during the interview,
they don't come with a manual. It's not like, hey,
here's how to take care of them. It's always going
to be different, there's always going to be challenges. It's
going to be amazing times and bad times, and you
got to take the good with the bad, and you know,
just hope that you raise those little people to be

(08:32):
good people. And that's really it.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
I mean I would not.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
I mean I wouldn't give it up for anything in
the world.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Would you have had another a minute?

Speaker 6 (08:41):
I don't know, because I always thought one for each parent,
for me was good.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know what, your two kids, you know, you did
really well, continue to do well.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
They have their moments, but every kid has their moment.
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
My dad, that would have been the problem.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
He always says, especially like when we got close to graduating.
When I got close to graduating, he's like, man, I
wish we would have had three more of you guys,
Like on what planet you hated us? Are you talking about?
I think it just goes away, like it gets wiped clean.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
And I also think with parents, if you if you stop,
then you'll get tired. You just you just can't stop.
You can't sit down. Like when I'll talk to you
on the phone, you'll go, what'd you do today? And
I tell you you go, oh my god, I'm tired
for it, and I go, yo, I just didn't sit down.
You just can't. You don't sit down because if you
sit down, then forget about it.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
And I'm like in my bed, like, oh that sounds exhausting.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Good night, well, look, if you didn't hear Andy Cohen
on the show, wherever you see this or hear this,
you can hear that part of the show where we
get your podcast. It's Elvis Train Morning Show on the Man.
We gotta cut early. I got another guest coming in.
Oh Okay, So have a beautiful day. Is everyone happy? Yeah,
we're all happy, except for Scotty, he's always miserable.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
No, I'm very happy today and a really good weekend.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
He's gonna pass out and crip his pants. With that said,
have a be itable day. Bye, The Fifteen Minute Morning Show.

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