February 26, 2024 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about your on your podcast? Say
Elvis fifteen minute morning show. Oh hi, look look who's here? Everyone?
People are here for the podcast. Welcome back. We've got Danielle,
(00:23):
We've got Straight and eight. We've got Scottie B. Scary
is here. I can't see him on the camera. There's Garrett,
and there's Gandhi and that's this. Okay, let's move on.
Where do you want to start our first podcast? Back, Scotty, Yes,
I'll start. You went to a diner and you ever
(00:44):
heard something.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I went to a diner on Sunday morning or Saturday
or whatever it was this past weekend for breakfast, and
I feel like just older people really don't know what's
inappropriate to talk about anymore in public. Because I was
sitting there and these two guys they were probably I
would say they were right around seventy years old, and
(01:05):
they were speaking quite loudly, and apparently they want to
start a camel toe dating site.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh my god, oh wow, genius.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, So he's like, yeah, I got a good line
for we could say you want one hump, woud two
and like, and they're and they're talking very very loud,
and there's kids at the next table, and he's like,
how about this, I'd walk a mile for a camel
toe and like and like they just and he's like,
look at this picture. It is camel toe that I took.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
On the beach. And this is out loud, and this
is everyone loud.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
This is extremely loud. Like the people at the next
table are cringing. I'm like, I have my I'm you know,
my face like this. I don't. I can't believe that
these guys are talking about this and they're being straight
up serious and I cannot stop laughing. And I don't understand,
like what people just they don't they don't think, you know,
I mean if my kids were if my kids were
(01:58):
with me, I mean I would still kind of giggle inside.
But I'm like, dude, this is highly inappropriate for a
public space.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Wow. W wait, so you're you started this conversation with
I don't know if old people know that there are
things they can't talk about anymore. Are you saying that
the cammeltoe website would have been appropriate Outland at some point?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I mean probably, maybe, maybe, maybe not, But I just
I just think as politically correct things have changed, you know,
it's things that I used to think were hilarious. Uh,
sometimes now I'm like, you really can't say that stuff anymore, right,
And and and for me to say that, you know,
because I think everything, like you know, all dick jokes
(02:37):
and everything is hilarious. But there are some things now
where I'm like, you just can't say that anymore. You know,
I could say privately in my house, but I would
never be in public talking about camel too.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Did Maybe they just.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Because you said they were old, and maybe they couldn't
hear each other and that's why they were talking.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Hearing.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I know people who do this on purpose to ward
off the families in the kids in the summertime at
their pool. They shared a pool at an apartment complex
and they don't want the families and the kids around
because it's an adults only pool anyway, But the families
come with the kids and stroller mafia appears. And then
my friends are like, f this, let's just start cursing
(03:18):
and have inappropriate loud conversations because we're in the right
because this is our adults only pool.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So they use it as a tactic because what if
the families.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Do they have to pick up and they have to
move their kids somewhere else to go to the kids pool,
which is where they should be. I mean, but that's again,
those are you know, that's like an apartment complex having
it an inner civil war, you know, with itself.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I remember being in Vegas with my mom and I
wish Froggy was here for this because it was me.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Froggy, can I pause you for one second? Yeah, I
might to screw something up. Is Deana recording this?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Also? Yes? She is okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Go ahead? Why Hey, that's another that's another bonus to
come to our podcast. You behind the scenes conversations and
way back to what you were saying.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So I remember we were getting ready to go to
like one of our iHeart festivals or something, and really
loud in the hallway.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I said, yo, ma, do I not calto?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And I remember Froggy.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Saying, does she even know what that is?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And then I don't know. I forget if she said yes.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
And I remember I was so.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Loud, and Froggy's like, that was really loud. But it
was Vegas.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I did some other inappropriate things as well, you know,
but there's a place for it, Vegas. Maybe that's the
place for campletoe.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
That may be successful for those old guys.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
There you go, I might check it out. Oh god, okay,
here we go. This is the slippery slope we always
get to.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
What's moose knuckles.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
That's not count that's.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That's Nate Crab having a vacation time with Nate on
the beach, watching him in various forms of pants versus
shorts versus swimsuits. Never did Kem, Never did CRABBI Yeah,
it was always nice and baggy and nice appropriate.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Billowie shorts that did not cling to my nether region.
So yeah, very happy about that. You know, we're changing
gears here, switching topics.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What day was it, Elvis? Was it Thursday? You're like,
wait a minute, we landed on the moon exactly. There's
news going on, and I didn't turn any I didn't
listen to music, really didn't watch the news at all,
because when I go on vacation, I just unplug.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I don't know if you guys are like that. I
don't really look at the news. I don't really pay
attention to what's going on. And I think it was
Alex he got the news alert that we landed on
the moon, and I had no clue that that he
was even happening.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, I didn't even know we were going to the Moon,
and here we are, and then of course the question is, well,
who went, And then of course we learned it was
no one was on the craft it was. Didn't they
have a problem with it too? Didn't fall over? Yeah,
Gandhi was talking about that earlier. It tipped over. You
could have taken out the name of the moon vessel
and put my name on there, Elvis. Elvis somehow ended
(06:14):
up on the Moon Thursday and toppled over. That was
my vacation.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
So they got it off this planet. They had it
go to the moon land and that's when it fucked up.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, I had a problem. I mean, it made it
all that way great.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
I just couldn't stay stay upright. It happens to the
best of us.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What else, When we were flying home from turch and Cacos,
we were flying up the East coast and right around Florida,
which is most of the trip, the pilot said, hey,
look off to your left. You may see you may
see a rocket taking off today. So I don't know
if Cape if Cape Canaveral, is that who it is?
I don't I don't know if they sent one up.
Did we hear about one of those? I don't know.
(06:55):
I mean, I know they do that occasionally.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Remember when we were in Miami for that some broadcast
at the Fountain Blue and we were.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Outside and then somebody goes, oh my god, what's that?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
And it was the rocket taking off and you could
see the bubble of sonic boom around it.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It was the craziest thing. Well, it is one thing
when you were at a safe resort like at the
Fountain Blue, but we were in the air right next
to it. Should we like head on to the right,
Can we go around that?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
So stuff happens on vacation and you don't keep up
with it. What's that gone?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Have you guys when you were flying, did you guys
notice more turbulence than usual? Because apparently that's like a
thing now because of warming in the air, they're sings
making flights a whole lot more turbulent than they were before.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well, I know a lot of people who flew down
to visit US. Had they were on a Jet Blue
flight flight two fifty five out of JFK anyway, they
could not unbuckle their seat belts one time, and there
was no there was no refreshment being served, no one could.
They ask people not to go to the bathroom. But
you know, four hours on a fly, you gotta pee.
So they said it was so turbune that they there
(08:02):
were people vomiting. Oh we're sick. Wow, And it was
a little scary. So yeah, it is a thing because
of warming. Wow, it truly is. Did anyone else experience
some turbunes?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Yeah, we definitely had turbulence, but I wasn't. It wasn't
for four hours, that's for sure. But you know what,
it was four hours my stupid delay out of the airport.
I was texting Elvis about it because they said they
were waiting on the plane to come in to Newark
from JFK. How does it take that long? Every other
flight was coming in, everything was fine. Four hours we
(08:32):
sat there.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I was like, damn, yeah, something is.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Nice because of air control. Air traffic control, damn them.
I guess moving from one local airport to another could
be probably the most dangerous thing you could. I don't
know if you can just go straight across town into
the next airport, you have to go up and go
around and turn left. Turn right and stay out of
the way.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
I wen't have to become pilots and figure this out.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yes, but did anyone have a nice travel experience while
while going through the airport or going on a plane?
Smooth sounding for me?
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Well, you know, it was delayed by thirty minutes in
each direction, which is you know, the plane was late, understandable,
But the flight itself was quick and smooth. Three and
a half hours to get to Santa Domingo. I'll take
that any day.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Give them credit.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah, United Airlines, no turbulence either direction.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
No.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
A couple of us were on Jet Blue. But I'll
say this, uh nope. Yeah, a crying kid in only
one direction and that was the way home.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And it was my niece, Ruby infant, which the only
problem on the flight.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
And I'm like, oh my god, Now how do I
feel Because I'm usually the person that gets so uptight
and anger, like, oh my god, shut your crying kid,
and now here I am feeling bad for my sister
in law who has to get up in the aisle
and start like rocking the child and pacing the floor
back and forth. I'm like, oh my god, I feel
so bad.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Poor Ruby.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
She was screaming and she's got a shrill sound her.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
But I feels like a lot of times it's their
ears too, because you know, the ear popping frosts. We
can we can do something about it. They can't. Their
ears go all crazy and then they don't know how
to react and stuff, and then people get angry and
want to shut the kid up. It's not that easy
to shut the kid.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I got to see the other side of it this weekend. Yeah,
because she was the one that was causing the problem.
On the flight of my are you gonna do another
family vacation?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, it was on my father's requests. That's so cool.
The guy they want to come, he thought it was
like too soon and they didn't want to be a
part of it. Go without me is now. We were
sitting there in the hot tub together. I was like
the next to last day. He goes, you know something,
we should do this every year. Oh, that's a great idea,
you had dad, Dad's paying you turn to pay next year. Well,
(10:51):
it's great getting back and we did have a great
show today and so great energy in the room. There
you go, let's try to have another one tomorrow. So
that's it. That's our fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. I
don't know if it's fifteen minutes or not, but that's
all you can get. We're now. We gotta go potty,
See you next time. The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about your on your podcast? Say
Elvis fifteen minute morning show. Oh hi, look look who's here? Everyone?
People are here for the podcast. Welcome back. We've got Danielle,
(00:23):
We've got Straight and eight. We've got Scottie B. Scary
is here. I can't see him on the camera. There's Garrett,
and there's Gandhi and that's this. Okay, let's move on.
Where do you want to start our first podcast? Back, Scotty, Yes,
I'll start. You went to a diner and you ever
(00:44):
heard something.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I went to a diner on Sunday morning or Saturday
or whatever it was this past weekend for breakfast, and
I feel like just older people really don't know what's
inappropriate to talk about anymore in public. Because I was
sitting there and these two guys they were probably I
would say they were right around seventy years old, and
(01:05):
they were speaking quite loudly, and apparently they want to
start a camel toe dating site.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh my god, oh wow, genius.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, So he's like, yeah, I got a good line
for we could say you want one hump, woud two
and like, and they're and they're talking very very loud,
and there's kids at the next table, and he's like,
how about this, I'd walk a mile for a camel
toe and like and like they just and he's like,
look at this picture. It is camel toe that I took.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
On the beach. And this is out loud, and this
is everyone loud.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
This is extremely loud. Like the people at the next
table are cringing. I'm like, I have my I'm you know,
my face like this. I don't. I can't believe that
these guys are talking about this and they're being straight
up serious and I cannot stop laughing. And I don't understand,
like what people just they don't they don't think, you know,
I mean if my kids were if my kids were
(01:58):
with me, I mean I would still kind of giggle inside.
But I'm like, dude, this is highly inappropriate for a
public space.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Wow. W wait, so you're you started this conversation with
I don't know if old people know that there are
things they can't talk about anymore. Are you saying that
the cammeltoe website would have been appropriate Outland at some point?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I mean probably, maybe, maybe, maybe not, But I just
I just think as politically correct things have changed, you know,
it's things that I used to think were hilarious. Uh,
sometimes now I'm like, you really can't say that stuff anymore, right,
And and and for me to say that, you know,
because I think everything, like you know, all dick jokes
(02:37):
and everything is hilarious. But there are some things now
where I'm like, you just can't say that anymore. You know,
I could say privately in my house, but I would
never be in public talking about camel too.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Did Maybe they just.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Because you said they were old, and maybe they couldn't
hear each other and that's why they were talking.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Hearing.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I know people who do this on purpose to ward
off the families in the kids in the summertime at
their pool. They shared a pool at an apartment complex
and they don't want the families and the kids around
because it's an adults only pool anyway, But the families
come with the kids and stroller mafia appears. And then
my friends are like, f this, let's just start cursing
(03:18):
and have inappropriate loud conversations because we're in the right
because this is our adults only pool.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So they use it as a tactic because what if
the families.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Do they have to pick up and they have to
move their kids somewhere else to go to the kids pool,
which is where they should be. I mean, but that's again,
those are you know, that's like an apartment complex having
it an inner civil war, you know, with itself.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I remember being in Vegas with my mom and I
wish Froggy was here for this because it was me.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Froggy, can I pause you for one second? Yeah, I
might to screw something up. Is Deana recording this?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Also? Yes? She is okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Go ahead? Why Hey, that's another that's another bonus to
come to our podcast. You behind the scenes conversations and
way back to what you were saying.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So I remember we were getting ready to go to
like one of our iHeart festivals or something, and really
loud in the hallway.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I said, yo, ma, do I not calto?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And I remember Froggy.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Saying, does she even know what that is?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And then I don't know. I forget if she said yes.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
And I remember I was so.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Loud, and Froggy's like, that was really loud. But it
was Vegas.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I did some other inappropriate things as well, you know,
but there's a place for it, Vegas. Maybe that's the
place for campletoe.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
That may be successful for those old guys.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
There you go, I might check it out. Oh god, okay,
here we go. This is the slippery slope we always
get to.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
What's moose knuckles.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
That's not count that's.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That's Nate Crab having a vacation time with Nate on
the beach, watching him in various forms of pants versus
shorts versus swimsuits. Never did Kem, Never did CRABBI Yeah,
it was always nice and baggy and nice appropriate.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Billowie shorts that did not cling to my nether region.
So yeah, very happy about that. You know, we're changing
gears here, switching topics.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What day was it, Elvis? Was it Thursday? You're like,
wait a minute, we landed on the moon exactly. There's
news going on, and I didn't turn any I didn't
listen to music, really didn't watch the news at all,
because when I go on vacation, I just unplug.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I don't know if you guys are like that. I
don't really look at the news. I don't really pay
attention to what's going on. And I think it was
Alex he got the news alert that we landed on
the moon, and I had no clue that that he
was even happening.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, I didn't even know we were going to the Moon,
and here we are, and then of course the question is, well,
who went, And then of course we learned it was
no one was on the craft it was. Didn't they
have a problem with it too? Didn't fall over? Yeah,
Gandhi was talking about that earlier. It tipped over. You
could have taken out the name of the moon vessel
and put my name on there, Elvis. Elvis somehow ended
(06:14):
up on the Moon Thursday and toppled over. That was
my vacation.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
So they got it off this planet. They had it
go to the moon land and that's when it fucked up.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, I had a problem. I mean, it made it
all that way great.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
I just couldn't stay stay upright. It happens to the
best of us.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What else, When we were flying home from turch and Cacos,
we were flying up the East coast and right around Florida,
which is most of the trip, the pilot said, hey,
look off to your left. You may see you may
see a rocket taking off today. So I don't know
if Cape if Cape Canaveral, is that who it is?
I don't I don't know if they sent one up.
Did we hear about one of those? I don't know.
(06:55):
I mean, I know they do that occasionally.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Remember when we were in Miami for that some broadcast
at the Fountain Blue and we were.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Outside and then somebody goes, oh my god, what's that?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
And it was the rocket taking off and you could
see the bubble of sonic boom around it.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It was the craziest thing. Well, it is one thing
when you were at a safe resort like at the
Fountain Blue, but we were in the air right next
to it. Should we like head on to the right,
Can we go around that?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
So stuff happens on vacation and you don't keep up
with it. What's that gone?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Have you guys when you were flying, did you guys
notice more turbulence than usual? Because apparently that's like a
thing now because of warming in the air, they're sings
making flights a whole lot more turbulent than they were before.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well, I know a lot of people who flew down
to visit US. Had they were on a Jet Blue
flight flight two fifty five out of JFK anyway, they
could not unbuckle their seat belts one time, and there
was no there was no refreshment being served, no one could.
They ask people not to go to the bathroom. But
you know, four hours on a fly, you gotta pee.
So they said it was so turbune that they there
(08:02):
were people vomiting. Oh we're sick. Wow, And it was
a little scary. So yeah, it is a thing because
of warming. Wow, it truly is. Did anyone else experience
some turbunes?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Yeah, we definitely had turbulence, but I wasn't. It wasn't
for four hours, that's for sure. But you know what,
it was four hours my stupid delay out of the airport.
I was texting Elvis about it because they said they
were waiting on the plane to come in to Newark
from JFK. How does it take that long? Every other
flight was coming in, everything was fine. Four hours we
(08:32):
sat there.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I was like, damn, yeah, something is.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Nice because of air control. Air traffic control, damn them.
I guess moving from one local airport to another could
be probably the most dangerous thing you could. I don't
know if you can just go straight across town into
the next airport, you have to go up and go
around and turn left. Turn right and stay out of
the way.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
I wen't have to become pilots and figure this out.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yes, but did anyone have a nice travel experience while
while going through the airport or going on a plane?
Smooth sounding for me?
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Well, you know, it was delayed by thirty minutes in
each direction, which is you know, the plane was late, understandable,
But the flight itself was quick and smooth. Three and
a half hours to get to Santa Domingo. I'll take
that any day.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Give them credit.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah, United Airlines, no turbulence either direction.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
No.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
A couple of us were on Jet Blue. But I'll
say this, uh nope. Yeah, a crying kid in only
one direction and that was the way home.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And it was my niece, Ruby infant, which the only
problem on the flight.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
And I'm like, oh my god, Now how do I
feel Because I'm usually the person that gets so uptight
and anger, like, oh my god, shut your crying kid,
and now here I am feeling bad for my sister
in law who has to get up in the aisle
and start like rocking the child and pacing the floor
back and forth. I'm like, oh my god, I feel
so bad.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Poor Ruby.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
She was screaming and she's got a shrill sound her.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
But I feels like a lot of times it's their
ears too, because you know, the ear popping frosts. We
can we can do something about it. They can't. Their
ears go all crazy and then they don't know how
to react and stuff, and then people get angry and
want to shut the kid up. It's not that easy
to shut the kid.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I got to see the other side of it this weekend. Yeah,
because she was the one that was causing the problem.
On the flight of my are you gonna do another
family vacation?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, it was on my father's requests. That's so cool.
The guy they want to come, he thought it was
like too soon and they didn't want to be a
part of it. Go without me is now. We were
sitting there in the hot tub together. I was like
the next to last day. He goes, you know something,
we should do this every year. Oh, that's a great idea,
you had dad, Dad's paying you turn to pay next year. Well,
(10:51):
it's great getting back and we did have a great
show today and so great energy in the room. There
you go, let's try to have another one tomorrow. So
that's it. That's our fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. I
don't know if it's fifteen minutes or not, but that's
all you can get. We're now. We gotta go potty,
See you next time. The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
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