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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents show their hands. Yeah, Gandi, I saw
Gandi's first. Oh no, I would happily turn it over
to somebody else. What I was gonna say is maybe
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we expound upon what we were talking about earlier in
the show, which is when is the last time you
did something for the first time? So not handing it
over to somebody else. No, I'm handing it over to
something else. Hold on, that's a great topic. That's great,
that's a great topic. But last time on Thursday, Danielle
wanted to do a topic and we said we were
going to get to it, and we never did because
we were focusing completely on something else. Well, Danielle is
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not here. She's eating up soup. We'll wait a second.
She should be here because she knows it's time that
don't start the podcast. Then we don't do a topic.
I mean, the podcast should be looked upon like a
bunch of friends hanging out. Now, where do you see friends? Garrett?
Time to you. I'm just kidding. I just have an observation.
The only person who I liked I know, I love you.
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There's so much freaking glitter in here that I got
it all over my face. And my girlfriend asked me
on Saturday that glitter. I knew it, and you lied
and said it was from the studio. Yeah, exactly. I
think Sales is getting their revenge on us for everybody
bitching about the other tree. The other tree didn't have
all that glitter on it, and everyone's like, oh what
is this? Who little tree? It's so terrible, Oh my god.
So then they brought in all the sparkles. What a
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secret power move that is. I know, I really respect
to get back to add them without them really knowing
putting glitter. We have to just this one garland. It's
this one garland right here. I think that's really the culture.
We have to take it down there. I would like, uh,
like maybe my my answering machine message to be your
you're you're a flashback voice? Oh hey everybody, I hate
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Yeah they did hear. They were like, let's leave the
windows up. It's like a TV show when they gray
it out where they blurry it a little bit and
you're like, oh, it must be a flashback. Is the
flash And I was like, excuse me, can I get
a lot of tag? And she was like no, you
can't get a lot of tay, I'm busy. Come here,
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and what was your glitter in your hair? As as
you turn your head everywhere. We've had this topic before,
but it happened to me again this weekend. Again. We
are not celebrities. We are not, but people think because
we're in radio, we make a little money. What we
do well, right, I do not, So I try to
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keep a low profile. Especially when you're a restaurant. You
don't want to get recognized because then the servers like, oh,
famous person, you better leave a nice tip. That's why
you don't want to get recognized. No, no, no, let
me finish. Let me finish. Also, I like, I don't
mind people recognize because I'm happy if I'm thrilled because
I'm not one of the main players here at least
you know on social media. We'll not on social media.
People like if people know what I look like, I'm like,
oh my god, you're an uber fan. So I'm out
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to dinner with my friend Jeff, who I've bitched about
on the Brook of Boys in this podcast, and I
love the guy, all of them. Uh. And so we're
out to dinner at a great restaurant I was telling
scary about that I had heard great things about, but
it lived up to the hype. And so the hostess
is talking to us and it was crazy busy, and
she's like, thank you guys being so patient. After the meal,
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she's like, did you guys enjoy it? Because you waited
an hour and fifteen minutes. I said, this was a
flawless meal. The food was fantastic. I was impressed with
every aspect of my meal. And so my friend Jeff says,
you know, for a living, he does a podcast, he's
on the radio to complain. He complains all the time.
So I'm like, okay, all right, here we go, Oh
what radio work? What radio station? Can I tell you
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how good the calamari was? And I tried to distract her,
So then he goes, you didn't tell her where you work.
So I was like, oh, oh yeah, I said, before
we get to that, the red sauce was so good
and the meat poll slide. Oh you like to meet
poll sliders? I did. And then he goes, why are
you're not telling her where you work? Like I distracted
three times, so finally had to tell her, Oh I
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listened to of this all the time. You're the guy
that complains all the time. He's like, what's wrong with
my food? No? No, But then but then she's like, hey, Mary,
it's Brody from the Morning show. I listened to one
hundred point three here in New York, and so I'm like,
it's terrible. Though, my favorite is complimentary. But my favorite
is when they do that and their friends don't give
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It's like, yeah, and all right, I listened to Radio
Howard Spotify and then they're always like sorry, I'm like,
it doesn't offecd me. I don't care, you don't know
whatever you want to. I'm sorry, my friend made this
freaking weird for you. Yeah. Wait, have you ever had
it happened at the pharmacy. Yes, when you're picking up
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a prescription. Well, that's the thing that my prescription that said,
don't let her leave that they could think of ice.
Thank gosh, I'm not picking up like you're dying. So
a guy I used to work with in Columbus he
got shingles and apparently the treatment for shingles is valtrex,
which is the same as herpes medicine, and he goes
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by his real name. So he had the doctor call
in and make them right on the little package. This
is not for herpies, because he knew when he went
in that they were going to be like, Oh yeah,
I think it's really strange. I think it's super nice.
Whenever anybody approaches and says something, I always appreciate. I
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don't care what I'm doing, it's very nice. What I
think is strange happened to me over the weekend, which
is when people recognize you somewhere and don't say anything,
but then they either tweet you while you're there or
take a picture and post it. Yeah, and that's what
these girls did at brunch. I thought they were kind
of staring at us, but we were also being loud
and annoying, so I was like, oh, that's probably that
we're being loud. And then I left and this girl
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was like, I think I was sitting by guildy blah
blah blah. I'm waiting for conformation. That happened to me.
I was getting my hair cut and I went to
a place I don't normally go to because my girl
was away on vacations. I went to this super big place,
like ten chairs going at once or super super big. No,
it was not super cuts. Uh and uh, it was
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a little more expensive. So I figured out, let's treat myself. Yeah,
that's it. I got to watch ESPN. Le's getting hair
cut No, And so I heard people whispering, like I
think that's lemon tree. No, lemon tree anything around anymore?
Lemon tree. No, I don't go to bed haircut Scary
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Scary Scary gets his hair cut at the hot Top
time Machine. He goes back and gets the friends hair cut. Alright, Anyway,
the point was I could hear them whispering. And then
one girl took her phone out and took a picture
of me in the mirror. And I saw her taking
the picture because I'm looking at the barror, and I
turned around and go, yes, it's me. What And I
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like that. That's weird, Like just come over and say hi,
just say hi. Yeah. I like when people say hi.
I don't think anybody on this show is ever rude
when somebody comes and says to his friends, yeah, will
continue this fight on the episode combat. Speaking of podcast,
the Serial Killers podcast, today, I was a special guest.
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It's the Christmas episode, and I'm just so excited because
it's the Christmas episode. I got a problem with them
and Christmas Sweatster. I am one of our listeners. Maybe
this for me. Actually, it's so beautiful. I have a
problem with the Serial Killers podcasts that well, they're talented.
I enjoy it, but they have a built in bribe factor.
They bring in food. It doesn't go bad. They bring
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and they feed Elvis with it, and they get on
air mentions and we can't do that. We can't bring
it like we called pizza and go. I've got some
pizza for him last week. I got a question. How
many people pay the Serial Killers for the cereal I've given?
I have to. I give Scottie five dollars every week
for ceil and milk. I've never given him a dime. Now,
who's the cheap best? That kid? You gotta pay if
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you're eating a cereal. I think you gotta pay for
the spier. I don't eat enough cereal to warrant giving
any money out of my freaking pocket. I don't know.
I take a half a cupful of the Unwanted Ship
how much he Scotty even says it like a champion stuff.
Before the Serial Killers podcast started, Scotty would buy cereal
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and milk every week for us before there was a podcast,
and I never ever partook in it. How many of
us have given, and how many of us having and
who gives the most? Brody gives most of the time. Yeah,
even though it's just like two or three dollars, it
adds up. It's nice. Thank you, Um Danielle, you give
me a twenty one time. The ark gave me something once.
You give me five dollars once or twice ever you
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Gandi gave me something once. Yeah, that's right and scary
nothing how much very rare seal to wait a minute,
actually you know you coming what's healthy in here? What
has no no this? And know that, and then you
eat some of that healthy garbage stuff that nobody wants,
give them trap about. You'll eat more than anyone in
(09:03):
this room that you care. On the podcast, Scary tells
me he's trying to eat healthy lately. So I said, yeah,
your idea of healthy is putting a piece of broccoli
and a donut, alright, said that's scary. It's a half
a cup every every maybe every three days, on every
half every three days. But then you come back for more.
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So Scotty, Scotty, do the math. Half a cup every
three days, box every two weeks. Yeah, maybe ten bucks
a month, ten bucks a month, about a month. Okay,
I'm ok here with that point. But the price of
a cup of coffee netflix that healthy scary. The healthy
junk cereal is more expensive. So I think ten dollars
is fair. Yeah, you get to pay spice. Oh my god.
(09:50):
First of all, I don't know who thought that was
a good cereal. The one who has the culture that
you just tu work all the time. I would have
told you don't put that anyone in your cereal. Anybody
would try it. I'll go get it. Yeah, first limit
with this count is free for you know, when you
you have incense in your house. It's like taking that
shipping that, Danielle, was the topic that we wanted to
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do last week that we never got to. It was
your topic, and it was on Thursday said it was
something about why you would never something with me Brodie
have sex? Now yea, was that a topic? Yeah? I
remember what it was. Somebody was being too persistent and
then Danielle was like, what I was really persistent. I
got the job here. But I think we discussed that.
Somebody said somebody Okay, So last week. On the Elvis
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Strand dot com page, it has applied to be an intern,
and in the instructions it says, please no follow up
phone calls or follow up submissions. If we're interesting, will
contact you fair Brodie does go through everything, right, So
when when so and so uh applied four times in
the past month. First of all, you're wasting paper, You're
wasting my interns having to print it. Then I have
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to keep reading it going I already saw this guy,
So another girl has so far stint in three follow
up you nails? Hey, just checking? Are you interested in
hiring me? I'd be great because I'm really good at
blah blah blah blah blah. Well, you're not good at
following directions, because if I was interested in hiring you,
I would have contacted you already. But three times. I
know how annoy you'll be in person. That's my theory, Like,
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I know you'll be that annoying person that text over
and over over again. So went back in the day
when I was going to be an intern, where I
had applied, the person who was hiring didn't call me back.
So I called. They said, we haven't made a decision yet.
I kept. I must have called five times, and I
really think the person just got piste off that I
kept calling and come in. Yeah it was John Bell
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and he was He actually is the reason when I
started here. Hold on, it's like eating a urinal k
look makes milk golden, so it looks like nature's path.
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It's nature's path, organic golden tumericakes that glade Nature's path
like a candle, coconut tumricks, cinnamon and honey that it
tastes like Yankee candles. Candle. Swear to God, Yankee candle.
Why would you? Nobody asked me how I know how
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you're on the cake taste were just as Oh no,
they would see it. I was gonna say, you know how,
we have cereal thieves around here. You should somehow to
set them up to get that. Put it in like
a Frosted Flakes special able to get away with it. Yeah,
you're gonna teas the guy who can eat glute and
sugar bread podcast. And I did not like it, but
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it's a sweet ancient spice cereal. It grows on you
like a fungus. It doesn't. I can't get this taste
out of my mouth. But seriously, scared. You get bigger
tips when you get recognized and restaurant I do always
what happened? Have you? We're talking about tipping? Wouldn't understand,
but yes I would very well, that's crap. Yeah, so
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if somebody recognize you to feel obligated to make sure
you give a better tip. Wait, absolutely, I go to
I go to California Pizza Kitchen all the time. I'm
an elite member. I'm elite there, so I have no choice,
bunch of tip Moore, because they all know who I am. Yeah,
so yeah, don't you all do the same thing. No.
I think I'm a fairly decent tipper for the most
part anyway, But I don't do like missing Gandhi Lyng.
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I can say, you know what I hear, I look
like that girl all the time. There's actually a girl
I think it was in Columbus when I lived there,
who everybody thought was me and she would just go
with it and she was a giant bitch to people.
And I thought it was so freaking funny because people
will be like, oh, I ran into Gandy this weekend
and she cursed me out. I'm like, no, I didn't know.
It's this girl again. He has a doppelganger. We saw him.
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Name is Vince right. He owns Been fourteen and did
Anthony David's a couple of the restaurant. Yeah, he got
free drinks a few times. He's also the bartender and
a lot of people come up to him that he
and say, hey, is that you scary Jones moodlighting as
a bartender. They think he they think they think that
he is me and me is he? You know what
I'm saying at guy probably would eat that cereal. And
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there's another toppel gang of El Gaucho Steakhouse. Yeah, the
chubby face. Isn't there another doppelganger review who's like married
to a famous girl? Yes, um, who's doing with that? Guys?
She's engaged to him. Yeah. The only one I ever
had was the lead singer of Color Me Bad. That's it. Yeah,
(14:39):
I was walking around on the street one Yeah, TikTok,
you don't stop, that's right, Yeah, Garrett, anybody, I guess
there's situation a lot Gibson in the day. I get
a lot of white people, which I think, Oh my god,
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