August 7, 2024 • 41 mins
In episode 28, Diamond and Gandhi answer some "Ask me Anything" questions from our listeners including who we think makes the most money, who is going to annoy us the most on our trip, and what the price is for certain... heinous acts. We also burn a VERY famous filmmaker for not knowing how to write.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Saws on the side. What's up. I'm Gandhi from the
Elvist dear Rand Morning Show. I don't think I've really
been introducing myself like that lately. We've been all over
the map with this podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's been fun though.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I've been having a good time. I'm here with Diamond,
also from the Elvis aur Red Morning Show. Hi, and
we're gonna do something kind of different today. I feel
like at any point Andrew or Josh might pop in,
so we'll see. But yesterday I was full disclosure. I
was supposed to have a guest and not a little
hussy canceled on me for the second time, so now
(00:35):
she might be dead to me. We'll see AnyWho. Because
of that, we're gonna like do something completely different. So
I asked yesterday if it was possible for people to
just hit me with ask me anything questions and we'll
burn through a bunch of them. There's some for you,
there are some for Andrew, There're some for me. God, yeah,
prepare yourself. Diamond, Okay, how do you doing. By the way,
(00:55):
why do you have a knee brace?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
My knee has been acting up. I think it's a
mixture of a StairMaster and crossing my legs too much.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, oh, as I sit here with my legs crossed.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, but no, see that's fine because you have room.
I do it on the bus on my way home.
So I'm like tight for like an hour and a half.
Oh okay, yeah, and apparently there's no structural damage, but
something is off.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So now, how is this going to impact our off
the grid trip, because you know it must make it
about me.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No, it won't, it won't. We are going. I'm wearing
this brace and if I need a what is it
a Cortizon shot a quarter It's not Cortisol, it's Cortizon
cortizone shot, then I'll get one.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, we'll figure out. Listen. If there's something wrong with
this knee, we're gonna figure it out. At the end
of September. I have too many things planned. Okay, as
long as I can walk, we're doing it.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Listen, Josh and Andrew can carry you up these damn hills.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I me too. Oh, I need a supportive shoes so
you'll see me with these big block shoes on for
the next few like what month or two? It is
what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And why not listen. I have a friend who is
like an avid National parks goer and he called me
the other day like, Hey, I'm gonna give you some tips.
And this guy said, I know you guys will never
do a hike like I would actually do because it's
just like not you like New York City people. And
I was like, oh, oh, what's so hardcore about this hike?
You must not know how these legs work in New
(02:11):
York City. But okay, yeah, he said, the hike is
fourteen miles. Oh but that's total total, not fourteen down
and back.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh okay, we've talked about fourteen.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, we pretty much did that on the one time
that you got mad at me.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well yeah, and if I could do that, I could
do anything.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But also we'll know going into it how long it is.
This is the thing that freaks me out a little bit. Okay,
because they have told me many times, many different people,
we definitely need bear spray because the bears are pretty active.
That's great. Happy to get bear spray from everything that
I've heard. As we know before, the bears, if they
hear you, they're gonna go the other direction. All good,
(02:48):
But like, what have bears ever attacked four people together.
I feel like I've never heard that because we'll look big.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I just don't understand why you tell me things like
this weeks before, because.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't want I don't want to ambush you with
things I want you to know before.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm okay with staying in the car and just watching.
I am terrified. I was thinking about this last night
and I had to like talk myself like out of
my thoughts. I basically like, you're gonna be fine, Just
go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You are gonna be fine. But bear spray, bear spray.
I think, I mean, it's out West. I feel like
the rules are just like chaos, anarchy, whatever. I feel
like we should bring a gun absolutely, like I'm not
I'm not kidding at all. We'll have to learn how
to use it.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, but I feel like it's one of those states
where you could just go grab one as soon as
you Yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
They still have an a vending machine at Walmart. Cool
sounds great, sign me up. I think that we can
do it, and I bet, I bet I have the
most training in it of the four of us, because
I've done it multiple times, like actually been to a
shooting range in practice. One my boyfriend former military, he
has plenty of guns. He is like, we need to
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make sure that you know how to use these, and
other shows that I've been on we've gone to shooting
ranges before. So I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, I think
I could do it. But it'll just depend we'll not
hit those trails with salami in our backpacks.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And I was thinking that fourteen miles without a snack
is crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well, how would you like to address that? Maybe we
could have a drone fly along with us, carrying all
the snacks and just bring it down when we want
to eat and send it right back up. I don't
know we need a ranger with us. Well, I think
we're gonna have some Okay, great, I don't think we
go Oh they'll probably have a gun. Yeah, okay, this
changes every I was really excited to shoot things.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I did I ever tell you about the time that
I went to a shooting range And I was so
excited until I got inside and heard how loud those
guns are, and I was like, no, put.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
The little headphones on. But what are they called ear moms?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah? Ear I didn't like it. And then when I
shot the gun, the recoil, like made my finger jam
and it was swollen for like a week. I didn't
like it.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Do you remember what kind of gun you It was.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Like probably the smallest gun you've ever seen in your life.
Like a picture, yeah, okay, And I remember all the
people that I'm maybe maybe I don't know. I think
I have pictures, but they were laughing at me because
they were like, are you kidding? Are you kidding me?
And it's just like, no, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I don't want to do it again, not my thing same,
But you know what we're gonna have to do. We're
gonna have to do. But I'm sure that the rangers
who will be accompanying us will probably have everything that
they need. Okay, great bear spray, bear spray, and listen,
between the four of us, someone's getting bear spray, and
I'm I don't trust these idiot guys that we're with
to not do something stupid.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I wish they were here right now. So you really
missed a quality conversation. I don't even know if I should.
This might have to get cut out of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
We were talking about how much would it cost for
the creepiest person, you know to finger your butthole during
the daytime? Sober, No, what is the cost? Diamond? When
I tell you these men in here, the costs varied
so greatly. We had one person started twenty five million,
(06:06):
which I was like, you're full of shit. Nobody believes
that if somebody came in here with a freaking suitcase
of tax free one million dollars in cash, you would
do it right now? He said, yeah, absolutely, yeah. And
then on the low side, oh god, somebody in here
started at five hundred thousand dollars and none of us
tried to talk him out of it. He talked himself
(06:27):
down to ten k No, yes, and I need to
know who that is scary, don't I just don't understand.
So ten thousand dollars at this point.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, and in his life is probably nothing, So you
would do it for free? Essentially, I said ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I think that that is actually doable, Like you know,
Nate's over here talking about a million, Andrew started at
five million. And then when we changed the person who
would be doing it, he brought himself down a five
hundred thousand, scary start to have five hundred thousand, and
again with none of us talking him out of it.
He brought himself down to ten K. He negotiated with
himself for like three minutes. It was very funny and
(07:07):
Josh our boy Josh over here said twenty five k.
I was like, wow, this is a pretty impressive. And
again it had to be the creepiest person, you know.
Josh had some questions. He said, well you all know
and will will you also know that I got to
pay out from it? And I was like yes and yes,
we would know what you were doing. He said, oh, yeah,
it doesn't matter. But he had a lot of questions
about eye contact. He wasn't into.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh my god, I just love how the guys that
we work with are sex workers.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I said, everybody has a price. I don't care what
people say. If there's a suitcase full of cash in
front of you and you can make a million dollars
in one.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Minute, a million, I think that would be my price.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
If you can make five hundred thousand dollars and one minute,
I made a half a million dollars in a minute.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't know it. Just had a lot of questions.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Well, if one of them pops in here for it,
you can ask them your questions, but the reactions were like,
very hilarious to me.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I appreciate scared of them. Like the things that they
would do for money is very scary.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Again, we'd all do it for money, and my friend,
we'd all do it.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Do something for money. I don't know if it's that.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What would you do?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I don't know. Lick the ground?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
He look the ground disgusting? Look at toe? That was
barefoot walking in New York City. You got a thing
with feet? You hate feet?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh. I think that it would have to be a
good amount of money, but I think i'd do it.
And I need a doctor on standby just to like
shoot me, like with something that Like what.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Do you think you're gonna get shot with?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
There's no bacterial I mean antibiotics. Like why did I
say bacterial?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Shoot you up with? So maybe some leach, I see
what you've been doing recently, God please please. It was
very I love listen. I love these conversations and I
like to present hypothetical And Josh was like, you know
what's crazy. There's no like equivalent that would be as
creepy to you because you're a girl. I was like,
there are plenty of creepy people out there a problem.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Have you ever had sex with a creepy person?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, listen. So what I had said was we've all
done worse for less. Let's be honest. Am I wrong? No,
all of us, every single one of us, has a
very regrettable thing in our past that if you could
go back and just hit delete, you would do it.
There is a person who if he was here right now,
(09:37):
I would look him dead in the face and be like,
that didn't happen. I don't know what you're talking about.
WHOA I guess, like the fuck out of that note? What?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh? Yeah, just idiot?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Idiot? Oh that makes me sad.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh you've never had an idiot in your life?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah? For sure, for sure.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Look surrounded by them right now.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I'm trying to think if you could go back and
redo an experience that you you thought was like very
creepy for money, would you do it?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah? Because I already did it for free.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I don't know. Certain things plague me, so it's like
night every now and then, like yeah, yeah, but for money,
I think I'd do it.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, you would have to not have to, but it
would make no sense not to because you already did
it for free, So you go back and actually make
money off of this thing that sucks? Why not?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's why I'm like, people give Kim Kardashian shit for
the sex tape. I know she cringes when she thinks
about it, but look at the money she's made.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Her whole family. Hey, yolo, I'm actually pissed my sister
for never having had a sex tape that could make
me blow up in this world and actually do something
with my life a lot.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Priya yep, do better, Yannie, idiots.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So speaking of all that, should we get to these
ask me anything questions?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I think I'm ready, but I'm nervous. If this is
how it's starting off and it's not even like like
I know you and you're asking questions like this, this
is sick.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
You know these Actually a lot of them aren't that crazy,
but some of them I was just like, I people
ask questions as though they have knowledge about things that
didn't I don't think actually happened. So I'm like, I
don't really know how to answer that because that was weird.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
No, I've never.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Let's start with hmm, okay, what is one thing that
you want to accomplish that you have not accomplished yet.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
There are two things that come to mind, like just automatically. One,
I'd like to be a music director of a station.
I mean, I've said this over and over and.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You're going to though that's gonna happen. Well, yes.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And Two, I think I'm starting to want to buy
a house more than I've wanted to in the past.
Like before i'd be like, oh, well, do I really
need a house, because like, I don't really. I'm not
one of those people who likes to be alone, like
I like to be I like my own space, but
I don't see myself completely. Like if I bought a house,
(12:00):
i'd probably take my family with me type of Okay,
I've always thought about it like that, so I'm like, well,
what's the point. But now I'm like, ugh, I kind
of feel like I need to just like do this
on my own type of thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So I will say I never lived by myself until
I moved to Boston. Never I lived with my sister,
my family, my best friend, a boyfriend. I always was
living with somebody. And I'm a youngest, so we're very
used to being around people all the time. And I
was scared I was actually like frightened to move to
Boston because I have like crazy nightmares. I hear things
that don't exist, like I'm a nutcase. So it's really scared.
(12:35):
When I moved to Boston, I lived by myself. I
will never go back. Really, I will never go back.
Like it is so glorious living by yourself. I love
it now. Granted, there have been a couple times where
I'm doing some fat shit on the couch and I
like choke on a chip and I think, oh.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
No, see see I heard a story about that, and
I'm like, oh shit, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean, for those reasons like it, maybe it would
be nice to have another person around, I guess. But
it's just so great to decorate the way you want
to decorate and have the stupid stuff around that you
want to have around. And you like my boyfriend, if
he could, he would do all brown everything, and I
like color. My aroun is like a gypsy den. It's amazing. Yeah,
brown everything. Hello, have you seen his girlfriend? He loves it.
(13:21):
He wants a brown stuff off. He's just such a boy.
Like when I broke up with my last boyfriend, we
had very boyish things all over the house. The furniture
was kind of masculine and whatever. As soon as we
broke up and he left, I took my ass to
a furniture store and I got all the like light
purple and teal, I got sparkly dished soapf like. Oh,
(13:44):
I was like, let's go.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Whoa taking it too far? Taking it too far? You
might like it maybe, but I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Even my sister She's like, I just wish you had
a roommate, because then I wouldn't worry so much about
you all the time, like joking on a chip, which,
to be fair, I see her point because I'm like,
if she lived by herself, I'd probably worry about her
every day too. I worry what are you doing? What's happening?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Anyway, I want those things for you. What about like
a place to go like a bucket, Like if you
could pick anywhere to go on your next vacation, besides
this amazing broadshup that we're gonna take, where would you go?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I'm trying to think, honestly, I want to go back
to Europe, like I want to go back to London. Yeah,
but I feel like, Okay, you've done that, so if
you go back, you need to like explore somewhere else,
which I might be doing soon, but I don't know. Yeah,
oh okay, well I could say this is not a secret.
(14:53):
So my dad is turning sixty next year. Yeah, and
he's a huge Premier League soccer fan. So my sister
and I are taking to London to see a game
in person.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh fuck it.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
But I'm like, if I'm there, it just so happens
to fall on one of our vacations. So I'm like,
if I'm there, I don't think I want to stay
in London for a full like seven or ten days.
I might go to Amsterdam since I didn't do that
the last time. Yeaky. But then yeah, so we'll see.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
And I think you want to go to Amsterdam sooner
than later because they are trying to move the red
light district and the green light District to a different
area because they don't like the not locals but the
tourists that it's bringing in. The locals are not happy
with the kind of environment over there, so they want
to switch it up. I don't know if that's actually
going to happen or not, but be interesting. We'll see, Okay,
one question down we took fifteen minutes to answer.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Is this just me? I need you to answer some
of these questions.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Something that I would like to accomplish. I'm actually working
on something right now that I don't want to say
exactly what it is. But you know me, I always
am working on like twelve things ye at one time,
So hopefully a couple of those things will come to fruition.
As far as where I want to travel, I would
love to go to multiple places in Africa. I want
(16:04):
to do South Africa. I want to do Tanzanya, as
they say, I would love to see Ghana. I've been
to Egypt. That's the only place in Africa I've been,
but it's not very Africinnia versus some of the other places.
I would love to go to. Japan. I've never been
to Australia, so all that sounds awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Scared of those kangaroos, Man can just.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Walk down the street and a kangaroo pops out at you.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Hell to then I run from pigeons. Okay, I don't
like that.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
You can't outrun a kangaroo. By the way, I think
you got to turn it square up against it.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Like I'm out of there. I don't know how because
I can't really run past.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
But remember when we had the guys from the Conspiracy
podcast show on and Ben was talking about how he's
positive he can fight an average Ben, No, you can't.
I promise you. Every animal can beat us in some capacity.
I think human are probably the weakest as far as
things go. We're smart, That's the only thing that saved us.
(17:04):
Anything that can run can probably run faster than us.
Anything that can bite is poisonous. Anything that can swim
can probably swim faster than us. That we can't fly
like we are, we suck.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Now. We really are the worst I'm thinking about it.
Is there any animal that we could beat? Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Well, sure, I mean you could like stomp on an
otter or something, but even otters, if they band together,
they would rip you apart.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah that's what I'm thinking about. Yeah, huh, okay.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Bugs. Bugs get us all the fucking time. They're like
the biggest killers in the world.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
They take me down. I'm allergic to like the saliva
on some of these bugs. So there you go.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
See. Okay, but I still do want to do as.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
As Fari like.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
So bad?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
No, so bad?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Okay, how about this. This is a question that I'm like,
wait what, I'm gonna let you answer first? Oh god,
why do some people on the show get forced off
the show? It seems very political? Force who's been forced off?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Exact? Mean? Like? Yeah? Do they mean? Like I'm just confused,
Like do they mean like when someone's talking too much
and always turned somebody's mic off, like you're forced to
shut up? Or like are you talking about pushed out?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't like, I'm assuming they mean pushed out. Also,
to Diamond's point, people's mics get shut off when you.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Answer that question, when you talk too fucking much and
you just don't shut the fuck up. I turned somebody's
mic off too, like shut up. Yeah, I don't know
who's gotten forced out.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't know who's gotten forced out either, But if
you have inside intel, please let us know so that
we can investigate this, because I would love to know.
I love the gossip.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, and I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
At some point, maybe like before us, maybe that happened.
But since I've been here, I don't think anyone's been
forced out. And in my time here, I've never heard
of somebody being forced out. It's actually we laugh all
the time, because I'm like Elvis. Once he adopts you,
you you're kind of here forever. He like collects cats.
(19:04):
He's a cat collector.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
It's like we're foster children that he must get paid
to keep because he doesn't like It's like, okay, I
love it.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh okay, how about this one? And this one is
to me, but I want you to answer to In
a drinking game between Josh, Elvis, you and Scary, who wins.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
So I think pre Elvis's birthday party, I would have
had a different answer. I thought you would win. But
seeing you at the party, Gandhi had a time, and
that's the time I think. I think Josh he like,
I think he forces the drinks and no, wait wrong,
(19:51):
he like he's a drink pusher, like a mean girls,
she's a pusher. Yeah, he's a pusher. See, and he's
so big that the drinks don't affect him the way
that they affect everybody else. Maybe Scary starts sweating Scary's off.
I think it's ell this that man.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well can party all day and wake up bright and
early in the morning, like, let's go where are we going?
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
No? I don't know how he does it.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, I think he's more of a pro at it
than the rest of us. But Josh is a good
one too. I would like you to know, by the way,
Elvis's party had a great time. These knees hold up.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
They do? They do?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay, because I was dancing way too much to songs
that I don't think we're actually playing, and I was
dropping it all night and I kept looking at Diamond
and being like, are you impressed by my knee?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
And at one point you were like, come on, let
me see what you got, basically, and I was like,
uh no, my knee is messed up, Like what are
you doing what? At one point, like you went down
and you tried to pull me down. I was like no.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
She also claims that she tried to take a drink
away and I would not let it. I have literally
there's proof. That proof looks like you're handing me a drink.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Okay, all right, you know what?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, so Diamond says Josh. I say, Elvis, as far
as that goes, okay. Here's another fun one, because this
is obviously an opinion question, who do you guys think
makes the most money next to Elvis?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Dere In are we talking about? See, this is why
I don't pocket watch people, because when you start thinking
about it, you're like, wait, are we talking about like
show salary? That's it? Are we talking about in life?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I think show salary. I don't know I'm inferring that
from this question.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I mean, okay, I just go based off of longevity. Okay,
So I just say Danielle.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Okay, I would probably guess that too. I know we've
talked about in the past that the girls make more
money than the boys, which I think this might be
the only place in the world where that happens. I
also need proof. I need to see it.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I'd love to see you.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I don't want to know if it's true. I don't
know if it is, but yeah, I would gus daniel too. Plus,
like the way it works around here, we get our
normal salary, but we also get paid for endorsements.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, So add that on top. Yeah, but hey, I'm
not gonna lie. Add that on top. Scary might be.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
He could be making more than all this Scary for
vaginal rejuvenation, it's scary for diapers.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
That man works, Okay, scary.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Jones for childcare and Indian food nuts there's me who's like, no,
I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, I don't know how you do it. I'd be
eating everybody up. Oh yes, of course I could do
shaving cream, mail, deodorant, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Whatever you want, absolutely, no problem. Ah, these are fun. Okay,
let's see. Well that's nice. Someone said, I just love
you guys. That's all. Thanks for being you. You guys
are amazing.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
So nice to get a good comment once in a while.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Right, did I send that to my cellphone on? I
don't know. No, We're good. Oh, Diamond, this is specifically
for you.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh great?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Are you able to send us the first color of
the Day T shirts from February fourth, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Are you well, whoever you are, dmn me, because clearly
it got lost in the COVID mail. Yeah, February fourth
is such a specific date. I wonder if I could
find that first caller audio.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
February fourth, twenty twenty. Her name is Jessica Marie five eleven.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Jessica Marie.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
She wants to know even Okay, this is an interesting one.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
What is that? Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Breaking news? Kamala Harris has picked Tim Waltz as her
running mate. Okay, and by the time this heirs, it
will be old news cool cool cool. So now you
know exactly when we're recording on Tuesday at nine oh
nine am.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Hey, sorry that shouldn't have been so funny, but okay,
how about this one.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Are you guys recognized often? Do you like it when
fans approach you?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I'm never recognized. Never. Never.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I will say this though, when we are together, if
somebody's like, oh, hey, Gandhi, I will always say like, oh,
this is Diamond or this is Andrew, and people get
so hyped to meet you guys, which.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Is really cool, But I don't I'm happy that I
don't get recognized, though. I think it just it makes
you realize why celebrities like wear glasses and hoodies. Sometimes
it's just like, you know, like it just would be
my luck that it's a day where I like just
started my period and have a headache and like cramps,
and I'm just and my knee is hurting at the
same time and I'm just trying to sit down and somebody's.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Like So you know, you appreciate not getting recognized, but
you don't mind it if people say something, because.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Then it's cool because it's like, wow, you guys care
about what I do for a living. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I will say. When I started in radio, I specifically
got into this field of media because I thought it
didn't matter what you looked like and nobody would ever
see you. Fast forward, there are cameras up our noses
and buttholes all fucking day, and it's like a completely
different story. Now do we get recognized? Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Do we like it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Sure, it's never I would so much rather, I know
we've talked about this before. Rather somebody come up and
say hi. If you want to picture, no problem, then
not say hi, and take pictures from like across the
way and then send them to me and my dms like, hey,
I saw you, but he didn't want to say hi.
I'm like, please, oh god, please come say hi.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
People have done that to you, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
The worst one I got was I was eating a
piece of pizza at the airport and it was bad.
It was so bad. Yeah, but I'm like, you know what,
I wish you would have come and said hi.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Please.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
We do not mind it at all.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
It's very nice.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
And if we didn't have listeners who cared that much,
we wouldn't have jobs. So I appreciate it. We appreciate it.
I think, hmmm, let's see, Oh, somebody wants to have
Elvis on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Maybe that would be fun.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Do you plan to do art digitally?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
With photoshop? No, just that's something that I'm working on
right now. Ooh, how about this diamond? Are you dating anybody?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Oh? Great, No, I'm not dating anyone.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
You took too long to answer that.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Why are you smiling because you can't even look me
in the eye.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Just like the third time. Like so, one of my
cousins asked me the other day, She's like, I haven't
heard you talk about like dating anyone in a while.
And I was like, because I'm not. And she was like, ah,
you're lying. Like she started going in and I'm like, girl, no, Well,
I think the.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Thing with you is and I appreciate this because I
make jokes like this too. I think if you were
dating somebody, we probably wouldn't find out for months and months,
maybe years. At some point, you said you're never gonna
make anything Instagram official until you get married.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And I always say if I were to get married,
which I won't because I don't want to, I wouldn't
tell anybody. You all will find out at our like
five year anniversary.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm sick. Do you know that? I was not?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
But you know what I was thinking because I was
watching all these people, Like everybody gets celebrated when they
get engaged or they have a baby, and they do
all these things, and I'm like, I want to be
celebrated for something, but I don't want to get married,
I don't want to have a kid. Like what can
I be celebrated for? I don't fucking know. Maybe just
like turning an age, yeah, or I mean work wise,
I work really hard. It would be nice to be
(27:22):
celebrated for work, but nobody does that apparently do they.
Have you ever thrown your friends like, hey, you're kicking
ass at your job party?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
No, actually we should do that more. I think you
should throw yourself a big birthday party then, and make
a gift mandatory.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Ooh, I want to register for things, but I don't
even I mean, like for what my apartment? Yeah, I
want a chandelier is so bad?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah? Whoa you are? I mean, okay, for my apartment,
Like the things that you would think that somebody wants,
and then you just chandelier.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yes, I want a nice one. I don't want one
of the like modern, like fancy ones. I want like
an old school, like a haunted house, like you're Adam's
family sandelier in the middle of my.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Little gypsy Dad, you're a lunatic. I wanted you know
who I feel. Danielle.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Oh, I'm sure. I don't know why, but she has
like chandelier dealer somewhere.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Or she has like three tucked away in her what
is it crawl space?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Oh maybe, hey, sales, if you're listening, if you have
a chandelier endorsement, bring it.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
My way, you sick bird.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Also probably true. Okay, this is a good one, and
maybe we could like wrap it up somewhat soon, even
though I'm actually having a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah, this is fun.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
This person says, you guys are such great conversationalists. I'm
a bit shy. Do you have any advice for talking
to people who want to talk to new people?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh? Yeah, take a shot. Literally. I like, so I'm
comfortable talking to people that I know or that I'm
comfortable with, if that makes sense, right, But like, if
it's just me in a space where I don't know anyone.
I probably need a shot or like a good gulp
of coffee to like get the adrenaline Russian because it's
(29:10):
nerve wracking. It's like, first of all, who wants to
have conversation with people you don't know?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Like I never do, so like I hate it, Like
people talk a lot of shit because at events, and
I think Diamond can probably attest to this, everyone is
very good and outgoing and they'll go talk to everybody,
like shake hands and smile and do all that, and
I will be sitting in the corner at like a
little table by myself just because I'm It's not that
I don't want to talk to people, even though I
(29:35):
just said that, it's that I hate small talk. Yeah,
I hate it with the fire of a thousand suns.
I don't want to waste my time talking about the weather,
sports teams, so I often lead with hey, got any secrets?
And then people get really weird. To help you do
what you've never heard it, I've never heard dimond. Try it,
Try it and watch what people say. You will find
(29:57):
out the craziest things about people, and that's like way better.
Also fun fact, people love to talk about themselves, so
if you just ask them about themselves. You know, it
doesn't even have to be like a, hey, what do
you do for a living? Because I think that's kind
of a weird question, but like what do you do
for fun? What was your last week? Like what was
the best part and the worst part of your last week?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Like? Huh?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
There are all kinds of questions if you just ask
people about themselves and don't interrupt. Watch how long they talk?
Scary Jones seventeen minutes.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I like to ask people, but see I can't ask
people this who I don't know. I'm like, so, when
you woke up this morning, how'd you feel about yourself? Oh?
That's a good one, but hey, it gets dark, it
gets very dark.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
You've asked me that a couple of times, like how
did that make you feel? I'm like, oh my god,
so good, and you're like, no, that was not what
I was going more for. I hate myself.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
You're a movie? A movie.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Have you ever met the dudes who are like, my
life's a movie and they're the most boring, like nothing
cinematic or interesting about their lives.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Or they're broke. Okay, because because how is your life?
A movie? Based off of what you post on Instagram
when you're getting into places for free because your best
friend is the person with the actual funds. Don't get
me started. Oh we can do a full episode. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, okay, yep.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Fraud fair enough. I actually think that that is very
movie like, because everything you see in a movie is fake,
and so is Instagram. We say all the time a
picture says a thousand words. That doesn't mean those words
are honest or accurate. It's just saying words. Fine, but okay, okay,
to you, what is one sign that a guy's very
(31:50):
broke and trying to act like they're not, by the way, oh, just.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Talking about money like unnecessarily like, oh yeah, I'm trying
to think. I've been in this situation so many times.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I had a guy, after I hung out with him
like twice, maybe three times, start telling me how he
was gonna have a really hard time paying his rent
that month. Oh my god. And then was genuinely like,
so like, if you could spot me eight hundred, I
was like, I need you to leave and never come back.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Where is your pride?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Eight hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Just a cool eight hundred if you could just spot me,
you insane flucker. I know I was never gonna see
a penny of that ever.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Again, people have no pride. I think when people or
you could tell by like what some people wear, like
guys specifically, it's so easy to be a guy. You
could just wear whatever and still look clean, you know
what I mean. Yeah, But guys who go out of
their way, like guys with shirts that say Gucci on it,
that Gucci doesn't make like come on, be serious Fucci baby, yeah,
(32:50):
like come on please, or like I don't know, it's
just it's this like gaudy behavior that they have and
you just know, like you can see right through it.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It goes back to insecurity yells, confidence whispers. And I'm
very biased when I say this. I love the way
my boyfriend dresses. He is not a name brand guy.
He likes he's a sneaker head.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
He likes that.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
But he just finds clothes that fit him well and
carries them well and they're always clean and pressed and
it looks good. And I love that. I'm like, you
have really good street fashion without being mister Gucci Supreme,
like all that kind of stuff. I like that.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, I tell you.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
All the time too, Like I would just not dress
like that in general. I know it's very new Jersey
to do it, but I want people to think I'm
very poor and treat me the way that they would
treat someone that they thought could offer them nothing, because
I think that says so much more about somebody than
if you're like dripping in diamonds or guccie or whatever
(33:49):
and people think, oh, well, I should impress this person
because this person's money, no pay. Treat me like you
think I'm poor. I would love to know what that's like. Wow,
And okay, well do this is the last one. This
is a good one. Who are you anticipating getting most
aggravated with on the trip?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
For sure? Andrew?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh wow, I thought it was gonna be me for sure?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
No yours, I expect you know what I mean. Like
We'll be walking and they'll probably say again, there's two
miles to your left and seven miles to your right,
and I could hear Gandhi saying seven, you know, like
so okay, fine, yeah, and now hey if I want
to do too, and I could just say, oh, like
what if my knee starts hurting, somebody come with me?
(34:30):
I mean cool Andrew likes to be in charge of
the music.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Oh god, it's gonna be all Lana.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Del Reight and that is what And now that Josh
is here, like he backs him up, you know what.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I mean with obsessions?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, or Casey musk Grace, no offense, Casey, You're not
as bad as Lana, But girl, I don't want to
hear you on a road trip.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
And he's also very into Chapel roone right now.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
As long as I hear good luck, babe, I don't
really care.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
You know, I can do Chapel roone. We can also
just completely commandeer all the music, I hope so and
torture Josh because if Josh gets a hold of it,
it's going to be like all death metal Metallica and
then Lona del Right.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
No, yeah, so that I think I'm expecting Josh to
have an attitude on at least two of those days
and I'll just leave them alone Yellow, but that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I think I will get most annoyed, maybe Josh, just
because he probably will have an attitude on two of
those days and none of us will know why.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, just like fight through it, fight through Yeah, you
got to push through as the as the trainers will say,
push through, I'm like, no, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
But I will say he's also one. He's the first
person to be like, I'm just not in a good mood.
Like he'll tell you that so you don't even have
to figure it out. But I think he's super hyped
about this trip, Like he seems giddy and excited. So
I think that we're going to have a good, really
good time. And people are asking are we going to
document it? Yes? Some people are saying, will it be
like a limited series if we can figure that out?
(36:05):
For sure? Anything to two be?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
What we whoa? Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Anything? Have you seen some too be content?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
God, yeah, I've heard about it. I would never no
offense to be But no.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
You were so appalled that I downloaded to be watched.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I know you want to what you say, you want
people to think you're poor. But I think that that
is where we draw the line. Okay, the content we
consume is like no, I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
So bad it was so bad. That movie was so bad.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
So here's my question. Yeah, would you also watch ZEUS Network?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
See, I'd rather that because at least I wonder who's
getting paid more to be actors or reality stars on Zeus.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I think reality stars on Zeus.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Okay, but no, never mind, because they do nothing.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
But it's just always a fight everything over there is.
This is my issue with Zeus, and it's gonna sound
like I'm on a pedestal or second, and I might be.
I don't like that Zeus network is all minority content,
all garbage fighting each other, looking like hood rats. I
don't like that. I think there's just so much better
out there. And when you constantly are highlighting like Christian
(37:16):
Rock Damn Blueface, I'm sorry. Everything I learned about those
two was against my will. I didn't want to know.
I don't want to know about any of the ship
that they have over there, So for that reason, I'm
out and I will stick with the ship content on.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think
I could watch either of them. At least you're okay,
but at least they're quote unquote actors and not reality stars.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Ericamnna is a reality Try harder.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
If you don't know who she is, don't look her up.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Waste time. They remade a movie called Eye for and
Eye that. I was like, it ruined my childhood. So
I wanted to see it because I was like, Okay,
this is gonna let's see how this goes. It was
a worst shit I have ever seen. It was terribly written,
acted even more horribly than it was written. No, everything
about it. I was like, wait, so somebody watched this
(38:13):
final cut and they were like, that's it.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
That's the one sick send it off. Is it worse
than Lifetime? Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
My god? So much worse life?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Oh? Whoa? Well then this bottom of the Barrel.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Diamond, this is it's like a very heavy subject and
I was laughing.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Saw it was so bad.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
I was like, okay, worse than a Tyler Perry movie. Yes,
there were Tyler Perry elements. Also watch your tongue. You
know that my secret passion is with.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Dia Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
You didn't know that?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Okay, So do we have time to get into Tyler? Yeah? Okay,
So here's my thing with him. Tyler Perry has done
so much yet so little, right, So like he has
you know, his own what like production lot and stuff
like that, like and I'm happy for him production companies
(39:00):
to deal with b T with own, but he won't
invest in a writer's room, and I don't understand you
cannot do everything by yourself. I think that he would
be so like his movies would be easier to watch
if he had actual writers writing for him, right, the
same way that it took him like fifteen years to
actually invest in hair and makeup, Like I don't.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Get it, Like, no, I have to say I agree
with you there, but I think here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Right.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
He started out with a bang with the media movies,
which he just wrote by himself, which was his character.
He played it, he wrote all of it, and it
was so successful m hm. Then he thought, oh, I
can branch out into TV series. Oh I can write
a bunch more movies that by the way, if you
haven't ever seen a Tyler Perry movie, it'll be a
(39:51):
cruising along totally fine. And then the most devastating, horrific
violence against women yep, what happened yep out of nowhere
that you're.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Like, wait, what, how did this happen?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Did you see the new one? What was it called
Divorce in Black?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Oh? My god?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
But I was with family the morning after they watched it,
and I was like, this doesn't sound like something I
want to watch.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
The opening scene was insane. I heard there were there
were so many things that while I was watching it,
I was like, what are you kidding me? She could
not drag that body. She's one hundred and twenty pounds.
She cannot drag that body out of here? Are you crazy?
Tyler Perry, holler at us. We will help you write.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
No, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not a writer. I'll
I'll come up with a ghetto concept for you. Ten
out of ten amazing.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I just you know, some script writing classes they never
heard anybody, I say from my chair, not ever having
written a movie. God, I'm just saying I have to
put it out there when I say hate shit. I
know that I'm like the quarterback on the couch talking
crap in my parents' base. I know that. Oh wow,
I am right now. I haven't written a movie, but
I just know that the way he writes it isn't right.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, it's not so. I know you writers call them Tyler. Wait,
if he.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Wants to get ahold of you, how would he do that?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
At Diamond Sincere on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Or me at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram? What a
good way to wrap it up. High five to us,
all right, we'll see you next week.
Saws on the side. What's up. I'm Gandhi from the
Elvist dear Rand Morning Show. I don't think I've really
been introducing myself like that lately. We've been all over
the map with this podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's been fun though.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I've been having a good time. I'm here with Diamond,
also from the Elvis aur Red Morning Show. Hi, and
we're gonna do something kind of different today. I feel
like at any point Andrew or Josh might pop in,
so we'll see. But yesterday I was full disclosure. I
was supposed to have a guest and not a little
hussy canceled on me for the second time, so now
(00:35):
she might be dead to me. We'll see AnyWho. Because
of that, we're gonna like do something completely different. So
I asked yesterday if it was possible for people to
just hit me with ask me anything questions and we'll
burn through a bunch of them. There's some for you,
there are some for Andrew, There're some for me. God, yeah,
prepare yourself. Diamond, Okay, how do you doing. By the way,
(00:55):
why do you have a knee brace?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
My knee has been acting up. I think it's a
mixture of a StairMaster and crossing my legs too much.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, oh, as I sit here with my legs crossed.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, but no, see that's fine because you have room.
I do it on the bus on my way home.
So I'm like tight for like an hour and a half.
Oh okay, yeah, and apparently there's no structural damage, but
something is off.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So now, how is this going to impact our off
the grid trip, because you know it must make it
about me.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No, it won't, it won't. We are going. I'm wearing
this brace and if I need a what is it
a Cortizon shot a quarter It's not Cortisol, it's Cortizon
cortizone shot, then I'll get one.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, we'll figure out. Listen. If there's something wrong with
this knee, we're gonna figure it out. At the end
of September. I have too many things planned. Okay, as
long as I can walk, we're doing it.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Listen, Josh and Andrew can carry you up these damn hills.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I me too. Oh, I need a supportive shoes so
you'll see me with these big block shoes on for
the next few like what month or two? It is
what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And why not listen. I have a friend who is
like an avid National parks goer and he called me
the other day like, Hey, I'm gonna give you some tips.
And this guy said, I know you guys will never
do a hike like I would actually do because it's
just like not you like New York City people. And
I was like, oh, oh, what's so hardcore about this hike?
You must not know how these legs work in New
(02:11):
York City. But okay, yeah, he said, the hike is
fourteen miles. Oh but that's total total, not fourteen down
and back.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh okay, we've talked about fourteen.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, we pretty much did that on the one time
that you got mad at me.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well yeah, and if I could do that, I could
do anything.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But also we'll know going into it how long it is.
This is the thing that freaks me out a little bit. Okay,
because they have told me many times, many different people,
we definitely need bear spray because the bears are pretty active.
That's great. Happy to get bear spray from everything that
I've heard. As we know before, the bears, if they
hear you, they're gonna go the other direction. All good,
(02:48):
But like, what have bears ever attacked four people together.
I feel like I've never heard that because we'll look big.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I just don't understand why you tell me things like
this weeks before, because.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't want I don't want to ambush you with
things I want you to know before.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm okay with staying in the car and just watching.
I am terrified. I was thinking about this last night
and I had to like talk myself like out of
my thoughts. I basically like, you're gonna be fine, Just
go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You are gonna be fine. But bear spray, bear spray.
I think, I mean, it's out West. I feel like
the rules are just like chaos, anarchy, whatever. I feel
like we should bring a gun absolutely, like I'm not
I'm not kidding at all. We'll have to learn how
to use it.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, but I feel like it's one of those states
where you could just go grab one as soon as
you Yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
They still have an a vending machine at Walmart. Cool
sounds great, sign me up. I think that we can
do it, and I bet, I bet I have the
most training in it of the four of us, because
I've done it multiple times, like actually been to a
shooting range in practice. One my boyfriend former military, he
has plenty of guns. He is like, we need to
(03:55):
make sure that you know how to use these, and
other shows that I've been on we've gone to shooting
ranges before. So I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, I think
I could do it. But it'll just depend we'll not
hit those trails with salami in our backpacks.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And I was thinking that fourteen miles without a snack
is crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well, how would you like to address that? Maybe we
could have a drone fly along with us, carrying all
the snacks and just bring it down when we want
to eat and send it right back up. I don't
know we need a ranger with us. Well, I think
we're gonna have some Okay, great, I don't think we
go Oh they'll probably have a gun. Yeah, okay, this
changes every I was really excited to shoot things.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I did I ever tell you about the time that
I went to a shooting range And I was so
excited until I got inside and heard how loud those
guns are, and I was like, no, put.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
The little headphones on. But what are they called ear moms?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah? Ear I didn't like it. And then when I
shot the gun, the recoil, like made my finger jam
and it was swollen for like a week. I didn't
like it.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Do you remember what kind of gun you It was.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Like probably the smallest gun you've ever seen in your life.
Like a picture, yeah, okay, And I remember all the
people that I'm maybe maybe I don't know. I think
I have pictures, but they were laughing at me because
they were like, are you kidding? Are you kidding me?
And it's just like, no, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I don't want to do it again, not my thing same,
But you know what we're gonna have to do. We're
gonna have to do. But I'm sure that the rangers
who will be accompanying us will probably have everything that
they need. Okay, great bear spray, bear spray, and listen,
between the four of us, someone's getting bear spray, and
I'm I don't trust these idiot guys that we're with
to not do something stupid.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I wish they were here right now. So you really
missed a quality conversation. I don't even know if I should.
This might have to get cut out of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
We were talking about how much would it cost for
the creepiest person, you know to finger your butthole during
the daytime? Sober, No, what is the cost? Diamond? When
I tell you these men in here, the costs varied
so greatly. We had one person started twenty five million,
(06:06):
which I was like, you're full of shit. Nobody believes
that if somebody came in here with a freaking suitcase
of tax free one million dollars in cash, you would
do it right now? He said, yeah, absolutely, yeah. And
then on the low side, oh god, somebody in here
started at five hundred thousand dollars and none of us
tried to talk him out of it. He talked himself
(06:27):
down to ten k No, yes, and I need to
know who that is scary, don't I just don't understand.
So ten thousand dollars at this point.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, and in his life is probably nothing, So you
would do it for free? Essentially, I said ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I think that that is actually doable, Like you know,
Nate's over here talking about a million, Andrew started at
five million. And then when we changed the person who
would be doing it, he brought himself down a five
hundred thousand, scary start to have five hundred thousand, and
again with none of us talking him out of it.
He brought himself down to ten K. He negotiated with
himself for like three minutes. It was very funny and
(07:07):
Josh our boy Josh over here said twenty five k.
I was like, wow, this is a pretty impressive. And
again it had to be the creepiest person, you know.
Josh had some questions. He said, well you all know
and will will you also know that I got to
pay out from it? And I was like yes and yes,
we would know what you were doing. He said, oh, yeah,
it doesn't matter. But he had a lot of questions
about eye contact. He wasn't into.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh my god, I just love how the guys that
we work with are sex workers.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I said, everybody has a price. I don't care what
people say. If there's a suitcase full of cash in
front of you and you can make a million dollars
in one.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Minute, a million, I think that would be my price.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
If you can make five hundred thousand dollars and one minute,
I made a half a million dollars in a minute.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't know it. Just had a lot of questions.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Well, if one of them pops in here for it,
you can ask them your questions, but the reactions were like,
very hilarious to me.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I appreciate scared of them. Like the things that they
would do for money is very scary.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Again, we'd all do it for money, and my friend,
we'd all do it.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Do something for money. I don't know if it's that.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What would you do?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I don't know. Lick the ground?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
He look the ground disgusting? Look at toe? That was
barefoot walking in New York City. You got a thing
with feet? You hate feet?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh. I think that it would have to be a
good amount of money, but I think i'd do it.
And I need a doctor on standby just to like
shoot me, like with something that Like what.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Do you think you're gonna get shot with?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
There's no bacterial I mean antibiotics. Like why did I
say bacterial?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Shoot you up with? So maybe some leach, I see
what you've been doing recently, God please please. It was
very I love listen. I love these conversations and I
like to present hypothetical And Josh was like, you know
what's crazy. There's no like equivalent that would be as
creepy to you because you're a girl. I was like,
there are plenty of creepy people out there a problem.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Have you ever had sex with a creepy person?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, listen. So what I had said was we've all
done worse for less. Let's be honest. Am I wrong? No,
all of us, every single one of us, has a
very regrettable thing in our past that if you could
go back and just hit delete, you would do it.
There is a person who if he was here right now,
(09:37):
I would look him dead in the face and be like,
that didn't happen. I don't know what you're talking about.
WHOA I guess, like the fuck out of that note? What?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh? Yeah, just idiot?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Idiot? Oh that makes me sad.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh you've never had an idiot in your life?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah? For sure, for sure.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Look surrounded by them right now.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I'm trying to think if you could go back and
redo an experience that you you thought was like very
creepy for money, would you do it?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah? Because I already did it for free.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I don't know. Certain things plague me, so it's like
night every now and then, like yeah, yeah, but for money,
I think I'd do it.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, you would have to not have to, but it
would make no sense not to because you already did
it for free, So you go back and actually make
money off of this thing that sucks? Why not?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's why I'm like, people give Kim Kardashian shit for
the sex tape. I know she cringes when she thinks
about it, but look at the money she's made.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Her whole family. Hey, yolo, I'm actually pissed my sister
for never having had a sex tape that could make
me blow up in this world and actually do something
with my life a lot.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Priya yep, do better, Yannie, idiots.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So speaking of all that, should we get to these
ask me anything questions?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I think I'm ready, but I'm nervous. If this is
how it's starting off and it's not even like like
I know you and you're asking questions like this, this
is sick.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
You know these Actually a lot of them aren't that crazy,
but some of them I was just like, I people
ask questions as though they have knowledge about things that
didn't I don't think actually happened. So I'm like, I
don't really know how to answer that because that was weird.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
No, I've never.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Let's start with hmm, okay, what is one thing that
you want to accomplish that you have not accomplished yet.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
There are two things that come to mind, like just automatically. One,
I'd like to be a music director of a station.
I mean, I've said this over and over and.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You're going to though that's gonna happen. Well, yes.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And Two, I think I'm starting to want to buy
a house more than I've wanted to in the past.
Like before i'd be like, oh, well, do I really
need a house, because like, I don't really. I'm not
one of those people who likes to be alone, like
I like to be I like my own space, but
I don't see myself completely. Like if I bought a house,
(12:00):
i'd probably take my family with me type of Okay,
I've always thought about it like that, so I'm like, well,
what's the point. But now I'm like, ugh, I kind
of feel like I need to just like do this
on my own type of thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So I will say I never lived by myself until
I moved to Boston. Never I lived with my sister,
my family, my best friend, a boyfriend. I always was
living with somebody. And I'm a youngest, so we're very
used to being around people all the time. And I
was scared I was actually like frightened to move to
Boston because I have like crazy nightmares. I hear things
that don't exist, like I'm a nutcase. So it's really scared.
(12:35):
When I moved to Boston, I lived by myself. I
will never go back. Really, I will never go back.
Like it is so glorious living by yourself. I love
it now. Granted, there have been a couple times where
I'm doing some fat shit on the couch and I
like choke on a chip and I think, oh.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
No, see see I heard a story about that, and
I'm like, oh shit, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean, for those reasons like it, maybe it would
be nice to have another person around, I guess. But
it's just so great to decorate the way you want
to decorate and have the stupid stuff around that you
want to have around. And you like my boyfriend, if
he could, he would do all brown everything, and I
like color. My aroun is like a gypsy den. It's amazing. Yeah,
brown everything. Hello, have you seen his girlfriend? He loves it.
(13:21):
He wants a brown stuff off. He's just such a boy.
Like when I broke up with my last boyfriend, we
had very boyish things all over the house. The furniture
was kind of masculine and whatever. As soon as we
broke up and he left, I took my ass to
a furniture store and I got all the like light
purple and teal, I got sparkly dished soapf like. Oh,
(13:44):
I was like, let's go.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Whoa taking it too far? Taking it too far? You
might like it maybe, but I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Even my sister She's like, I just wish you had
a roommate, because then I wouldn't worry so much about
you all the time, like joking on a chip, which,
to be fair, I see her point because I'm like,
if she lived by herself, I'd probably worry about her
every day too. I worry what are you doing? What's happening?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Anyway, I want those things for you. What about like
a place to go like a bucket, Like if you
could pick anywhere to go on your next vacation, besides
this amazing broadshup that we're gonna take, where would you go?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I'm trying to think, honestly, I want to go back
to Europe, like I want to go back to London. Yeah,
but I feel like, Okay, you've done that, so if
you go back, you need to like explore somewhere else,
which I might be doing soon, but I don't know. Yeah,
oh okay, well I could say this is not a secret.
(14:53):
So my dad is turning sixty next year. Yeah, and
he's a huge Premier League soccer fan. So my sister
and I are taking to London to see a game
in person.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh fuck it.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
But I'm like, if I'm there, it just so happens
to fall on one of our vacations. So I'm like,
if I'm there, I don't think I want to stay
in London for a full like seven or ten days.
I might go to Amsterdam since I didn't do that
the last time. Yeaky. But then yeah, so we'll see.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
And I think you want to go to Amsterdam sooner
than later because they are trying to move the red
light district and the green light District to a different
area because they don't like the not locals but the
tourists that it's bringing in. The locals are not happy
with the kind of environment over there, so they want
to switch it up. I don't know if that's actually
going to happen or not, but be interesting. We'll see, Okay,
one question down we took fifteen minutes to answer.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Is this just me? I need you to answer some
of these questions.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Something that I would like to accomplish. I'm actually working
on something right now that I don't want to say
exactly what it is. But you know me, I always
am working on like twelve things ye at one time,
So hopefully a couple of those things will come to fruition.
As far as where I want to travel, I would
love to go to multiple places in Africa. I want
(16:04):
to do South Africa. I want to do Tanzanya, as
they say, I would love to see Ghana. I've been
to Egypt. That's the only place in Africa I've been,
but it's not very Africinnia versus some of the other places.
I would love to go to. Japan. I've never been
to Australia, so all that sounds awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Scared of those kangaroos, Man can just.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Walk down the street and a kangaroo pops out at you.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Hell to then I run from pigeons. Okay, I don't
like that.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
You can't outrun a kangaroo. By the way, I think
you got to turn it square up against it.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Like I'm out of there. I don't know how because
I can't really run past.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
But remember when we had the guys from the Conspiracy
podcast show on and Ben was talking about how he's
positive he can fight an average Ben, No, you can't.
I promise you. Every animal can beat us in some capacity.
I think human are probably the weakest as far as
things go. We're smart, That's the only thing that saved us.
(17:04):
Anything that can run can probably run faster than us.
Anything that can bite is poisonous. Anything that can swim
can probably swim faster than us. That we can't fly
like we are, we suck.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Now. We really are the worst I'm thinking about it.
Is there any animal that we could beat? Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Well, sure, I mean you could like stomp on an
otter or something, but even otters, if they band together,
they would rip you apart.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah that's what I'm thinking about. Yeah, huh, okay.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Bugs. Bugs get us all the fucking time. They're like
the biggest killers in the world.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
They take me down. I'm allergic to like the saliva
on some of these bugs. So there you go.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
See. Okay, but I still do want to do as.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
As Fari like.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
So bad?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
No, so bad?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Okay, how about this. This is a question that I'm like,
wait what, I'm gonna let you answer first? Oh god,
why do some people on the show get forced off
the show? It seems very political? Force who's been forced off?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Exact? Mean? Like? Yeah? Do they mean? Like I'm just confused,
Like do they mean like when someone's talking too much
and always turned somebody's mic off, like you're forced to
shut up? Or like are you talking about pushed out?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't like, I'm assuming they mean pushed out. Also,
to Diamond's point, people's mics get shut off when you.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Answer that question, when you talk too fucking much and
you just don't shut the fuck up. I turned somebody's
mic off too, like shut up. Yeah, I don't know
who's gotten forced out.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't know who's gotten forced out either, But if
you have inside intel, please let us know so that
we can investigate this, because I would love to know.
I love the gossip.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, and I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
At some point, maybe like before us, maybe that happened.
But since I've been here, I don't think anyone's been
forced out. And in my time here, I've never heard
of somebody being forced out. It's actually we laugh all
the time, because I'm like Elvis. Once he adopts you,
you you're kind of here forever. He like collects cats.
(19:04):
He's a cat collector.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
It's like we're foster children that he must get paid
to keep because he doesn't like It's like, okay, I
love it.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh okay, how about this one? And this one is
to me, but I want you to answer to In
a drinking game between Josh, Elvis, you and Scary, who wins.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
So I think pre Elvis's birthday party, I would have
had a different answer. I thought you would win. But
seeing you at the party, Gandhi had a time, and
that's the time I think. I think Josh he like,
I think he forces the drinks and no, wait wrong,
(19:51):
he like he's a drink pusher, like a mean girls,
she's a pusher. Yeah, he's a pusher. See, and he's
so big that the drinks don't affect him the way
that they affect everybody else. Maybe Scary starts sweating Scary's off.
I think it's ell this that man.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well can party all day and wake up bright and
early in the morning, like, let's go where are we going?
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
No? I don't know how he does it.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, I think he's more of a pro at it
than the rest of us. But Josh is a good
one too. I would like you to know, by the way,
Elvis's party had a great time. These knees hold up.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
They do? They do?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay, because I was dancing way too much to songs
that I don't think we're actually playing, and I was
dropping it all night and I kept looking at Diamond
and being like, are you impressed by my knee?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
And at one point you were like, come on, let
me see what you got, basically, and I was like,
uh no, my knee is messed up, Like what are
you doing what? At one point, like you went down
and you tried to pull me down. I was like no.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
She also claims that she tried to take a drink
away and I would not let it. I have literally
there's proof. That proof looks like you're handing me a drink.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Okay, all right, you know what?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, so Diamond says Josh. I say, Elvis, as far
as that goes, okay. Here's another fun one, because this
is obviously an opinion question, who do you guys think
makes the most money next to Elvis?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Dere In are we talking about? See, this is why
I don't pocket watch people, because when you start thinking
about it, you're like, wait, are we talking about like
show salary? That's it? Are we talking about in life?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I think show salary. I don't know I'm inferring that
from this question.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I mean, okay, I just go based off of longevity. Okay,
So I just say Danielle.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Okay, I would probably guess that too. I know we've
talked about in the past that the girls make more
money than the boys, which I think this might be
the only place in the world where that happens. I
also need proof. I need to see it.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I'd love to see you.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I don't want to know if it's true. I don't
know if it is, but yeah, I would gus daniel too. Plus,
like the way it works around here, we get our
normal salary, but we also get paid for endorsements.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, So add that on top. Yeah, but hey, I'm
not gonna lie. Add that on top. Scary might be.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
He could be making more than all this Scary for
vaginal rejuvenation, it's scary for diapers.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
That man works, Okay, scary.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Jones for childcare and Indian food nuts there's me who's like, no,
I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, I don't know how you do it. I'd be
eating everybody up. Oh yes, of course I could do
shaving cream, mail, deodorant, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Whatever you want, absolutely, no problem. Ah, these are fun. Okay,
let's see. Well that's nice. Someone said, I just love
you guys. That's all. Thanks for being you. You guys
are amazing.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
So nice to get a good comment once in a while.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Right, did I send that to my cellphone on? I
don't know. No, We're good. Oh, Diamond, this is specifically
for you.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh great?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Are you able to send us the first color of
the Day T shirts from February fourth, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Are you well, whoever you are, dmn me, because clearly
it got lost in the COVID mail. Yeah, February fourth
is such a specific date. I wonder if I could
find that first caller audio.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
February fourth, twenty twenty. Her name is Jessica Marie five eleven.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Jessica Marie.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
She wants to know even Okay, this is an interesting one.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
What is that? Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Breaking news? Kamala Harris has picked Tim Waltz as her
running mate. Okay, and by the time this heirs, it
will be old news cool cool cool. So now you
know exactly when we're recording on Tuesday at nine oh
nine am.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Hey, sorry that shouldn't have been so funny, but okay,
how about this one.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Are you guys recognized often? Do you like it when
fans approach you?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I'm never recognized. Never. Never.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I will say this though, when we are together, if
somebody's like, oh, hey, Gandhi, I will always say like, oh,
this is Diamond or this is Andrew, and people get
so hyped to meet you guys, which.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Is really cool, But I don't I'm happy that I
don't get recognized, though. I think it just it makes
you realize why celebrities like wear glasses and hoodies. Sometimes
it's just like, you know, like it just would be
my luck that it's a day where I like just
started my period and have a headache and like cramps,
and I'm just and my knee is hurting at the
same time and I'm just trying to sit down and somebody's.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Like So you know, you appreciate not getting recognized, but
you don't mind it if people say something, because.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Then it's cool because it's like, wow, you guys care
about what I do for a living. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I will say. When I started in radio, I specifically
got into this field of media because I thought it
didn't matter what you looked like and nobody would ever
see you. Fast forward, there are cameras up our noses
and buttholes all fucking day, and it's like a completely
different story. Now do we get recognized? Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Do we like it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Sure, it's never I would so much rather, I know
we've talked about this before. Rather somebody come up and
say hi. If you want to picture, no problem, then
not say hi, and take pictures from like across the
way and then send them to me and my dms like, hey,
I saw you, but he didn't want to say hi.
I'm like, please, oh god, please come say hi.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
People have done that to you, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
The worst one I got was I was eating a
piece of pizza at the airport and it was bad.
It was so bad. Yeah, but I'm like, you know what,
I wish you would have come and said hi.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Please.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
We do not mind it at all.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
It's very nice.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
And if we didn't have listeners who cared that much,
we wouldn't have jobs. So I appreciate it. We appreciate it.
I think, hmmm, let's see, Oh, somebody wants to have
Elvis on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Maybe that would be fun.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Do you plan to do art digitally?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
With photoshop? No, just that's something that I'm working on
right now. Ooh, how about this diamond? Are you dating anybody?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Oh? Great, No, I'm not dating anyone.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
You took too long to answer that.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Why are you smiling because you can't even look me
in the eye.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Just like the third time. Like so, one of my
cousins asked me the other day, She's like, I haven't
heard you talk about like dating anyone in a while.
And I was like, because I'm not. And she was like, ah,
you're lying. Like she started going in and I'm like, girl, no, Well,
I think the.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Thing with you is and I appreciate this because I
make jokes like this too. I think if you were
dating somebody, we probably wouldn't find out for months and months,
maybe years. At some point, you said you're never gonna
make anything Instagram official until you get married.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And I always say if I were to get married,
which I won't because I don't want to, I wouldn't
tell anybody. You all will find out at our like
five year anniversary.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm sick. Do you know that? I was not?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
But you know what I was thinking because I was
watching all these people, Like everybody gets celebrated when they
get engaged or they have a baby, and they do
all these things, and I'm like, I want to be
celebrated for something, but I don't want to get married,
I don't want to have a kid. Like what can
I be celebrated for? I don't fucking know. Maybe just
like turning an age, yeah, or I mean work wise,
I work really hard. It would be nice to be
(27:22):
celebrated for work, but nobody does that apparently do they.
Have you ever thrown your friends like, hey, you're kicking
ass at your job party?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
No, actually we should do that more. I think you
should throw yourself a big birthday party then, and make
a gift mandatory.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Ooh, I want to register for things, but I don't
even I mean, like for what my apartment? Yeah, I
want a chandelier is so bad?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah? Whoa you are? I mean, okay, for my apartment,
Like the things that you would think that somebody wants,
and then you just chandelier.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yes, I want a nice one. I don't want one
of the like modern, like fancy ones. I want like
an old school, like a haunted house, like you're Adam's
family sandelier in the middle of my.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Little gypsy Dad, you're a lunatic. I wanted you know
who I feel. Danielle.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Oh, I'm sure. I don't know why, but she has
like chandelier dealer somewhere.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Or she has like three tucked away in her what
is it crawl space?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Oh maybe, hey, sales, if you're listening, if you have
a chandelier endorsement, bring it.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
My way, you sick bird.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Also probably true. Okay, this is a good one, and
maybe we could like wrap it up somewhat soon, even
though I'm actually having a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah, this is fun.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
This person says, you guys are such great conversationalists. I'm
a bit shy. Do you have any advice for talking
to people who want to talk to new people?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh? Yeah, take a shot. Literally. I like, so I'm
comfortable talking to people that I know or that I'm
comfortable with, if that makes sense, right, But like, if
it's just me in a space where I don't know anyone.
I probably need a shot or like a good gulp
of coffee to like get the adrenaline Russian because it's
(29:10):
nerve wracking. It's like, first of all, who wants to
have conversation with people you don't know?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Like I never do, so like I hate it, Like
people talk a lot of shit because at events, and
I think Diamond can probably attest to this, everyone is
very good and outgoing and they'll go talk to everybody,
like shake hands and smile and do all that, and
I will be sitting in the corner at like a
little table by myself just because I'm It's not that
I don't want to talk to people, even though I
(29:35):
just said that, it's that I hate small talk. Yeah,
I hate it with the fire of a thousand suns.
I don't want to waste my time talking about the weather,
sports teams, so I often lead with hey, got any secrets?
And then people get really weird. To help you do
what you've never heard it, I've never heard dimond. Try it,
Try it and watch what people say. You will find
(29:57):
out the craziest things about people, and that's like way better.
Also fun fact, people love to talk about themselves, so
if you just ask them about themselves. You know, it
doesn't even have to be like a, hey, what do
you do for a living? Because I think that's kind
of a weird question, but like what do you do
for fun? What was your last week? Like what was
the best part and the worst part of your last week?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Like? Huh?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
There are all kinds of questions if you just ask
people about themselves and don't interrupt. Watch how long they talk?
Scary Jones seventeen minutes.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I like to ask people, but see I can't ask
people this who I don't know. I'm like, so, when
you woke up this morning, how'd you feel about yourself? Oh?
That's a good one, but hey, it gets dark, it
gets very dark.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
You've asked me that a couple of times, like how
did that make you feel? I'm like, oh my god,
so good, and you're like, no, that was not what
I was going more for. I hate myself.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
You're a movie? A movie.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Have you ever met the dudes who are like, my
life's a movie and they're the most boring, like nothing
cinematic or interesting about their lives.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Or they're broke. Okay, because because how is your life?
A movie? Based off of what you post on Instagram
when you're getting into places for free because your best
friend is the person with the actual funds. Don't get
me started. Oh we can do a full episode. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, okay, yep.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Fraud fair enough. I actually think that that is very
movie like, because everything you see in a movie is fake,
and so is Instagram. We say all the time a
picture says a thousand words. That doesn't mean those words
are honest or accurate. It's just saying words. Fine, but okay, okay,
to you, what is one sign that a guy's very
(31:50):
broke and trying to act like they're not, by the way, oh, just.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Talking about money like unnecessarily like, oh yeah, I'm trying
to think. I've been in this situation so many times.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I had a guy, after I hung out with him
like twice, maybe three times, start telling me how he
was gonna have a really hard time paying his rent
that month. Oh my god. And then was genuinely like,
so like, if you could spot me eight hundred, I
was like, I need you to leave and never come back.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Where is your pride?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Eight hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Just a cool eight hundred if you could just spot me,
you insane flucker. I know I was never gonna see
a penny of that ever.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Again, people have no pride. I think when people or
you could tell by like what some people wear, like
guys specifically, it's so easy to be a guy. You
could just wear whatever and still look clean, you know
what I mean. Yeah, But guys who go out of
their way, like guys with shirts that say Gucci on it,
that Gucci doesn't make like come on, be serious Fucci baby, yeah,
(32:50):
like come on please, or like I don't know, it's
just it's this like gaudy behavior that they have and
you just know, like you can see right through it.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It goes back to insecurity yells, confidence whispers. And I'm
very biased when I say this. I love the way
my boyfriend dresses. He is not a name brand guy.
He likes he's a sneaker head.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
He likes that.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
But he just finds clothes that fit him well and
carries them well and they're always clean and pressed and
it looks good. And I love that. I'm like, you
have really good street fashion without being mister Gucci Supreme,
like all that kind of stuff. I like that.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, I tell you.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
All the time too, Like I would just not dress
like that in general. I know it's very new Jersey
to do it, but I want people to think I'm
very poor and treat me the way that they would
treat someone that they thought could offer them nothing, because
I think that says so much more about somebody than
if you're like dripping in diamonds or guccie or whatever
(33:49):
and people think, oh, well, I should impress this person
because this person's money, no pay. Treat me like you
think I'm poor. I would love to know what that's like. Wow,
And okay, well do this is the last one. This
is a good one. Who are you anticipating getting most
aggravated with on the trip?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
For sure? Andrew?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh wow, I thought it was gonna be me for sure?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
No yours, I expect you know what I mean. Like
We'll be walking and they'll probably say again, there's two
miles to your left and seven miles to your right,
and I could hear Gandhi saying seven, you know, like
so okay, fine, yeah, and now hey if I want
to do too, and I could just say, oh, like
what if my knee starts hurting, somebody come with me?
(34:30):
I mean cool Andrew likes to be in charge of
the music.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Oh god, it's gonna be all Lana.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Del Reight and that is what And now that Josh
is here, like he backs him up, you know what.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I mean with obsessions?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, or Casey musk Grace, no offense, Casey, You're not
as bad as Lana, But girl, I don't want to
hear you on a road trip.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
And he's also very into Chapel roone right now.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
As long as I hear good luck, babe, I don't
really care.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
You know, I can do Chapel roone. We can also
just completely commandeer all the music, I hope so and
torture Josh because if Josh gets a hold of it,
it's going to be like all death metal Metallica and
then Lona del Right.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
No, yeah, so that I think I'm expecting Josh to
have an attitude on at least two of those days
and I'll just leave them alone Yellow, but that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I think I will get most annoyed, maybe Josh, just
because he probably will have an attitude on two of
those days and none of us will know why.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, just like fight through it, fight through Yeah, you
got to push through as the as the trainers will say,
push through, I'm like, no, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
But I will say he's also one. He's the first
person to be like, I'm just not in a good mood.
Like he'll tell you that so you don't even have
to figure it out. But I think he's super hyped
about this trip, Like he seems giddy and excited. So
I think that we're going to have a good, really
good time. And people are asking are we going to
document it? Yes? Some people are saying, will it be
like a limited series if we can figure that out?
(36:05):
For sure? Anything to two be?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
What we whoa? Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Anything? Have you seen some too be content?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
God, yeah, I've heard about it. I would never no
offense to be But no.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
You were so appalled that I downloaded to be watched.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I know you want to what you say, you want
people to think you're poor. But I think that that
is where we draw the line. Okay, the content we
consume is like no, I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
So bad it was so bad. That movie was so bad.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
So here's my question. Yeah, would you also watch ZEUS Network?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
See, I'd rather that because at least I wonder who's
getting paid more to be actors or reality stars on Zeus.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I think reality stars on Zeus.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Okay, but no, never mind, because they do nothing.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
But it's just always a fight everything over there is.
This is my issue with Zeus, and it's gonna sound
like I'm on a pedestal or second, and I might be.
I don't like that Zeus network is all minority content,
all garbage fighting each other, looking like hood rats. I
don't like that. I think there's just so much better
out there. And when you constantly are highlighting like Christian
(37:16):
Rock Damn Blueface, I'm sorry. Everything I learned about those
two was against my will. I didn't want to know.
I don't want to know about any of the ship
that they have over there, So for that reason, I'm
out and I will stick with the ship content on.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think
I could watch either of them. At least you're okay,
but at least they're quote unquote actors and not reality stars.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Ericamnna is a reality Try harder.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
If you don't know who she is, don't look her up.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Waste time. They remade a movie called Eye for and
Eye that. I was like, it ruined my childhood. So
I wanted to see it because I was like, Okay,
this is gonna let's see how this goes. It was
a worst shit I have ever seen. It was terribly written,
acted even more horribly than it was written. No, everything
about it. I was like, wait, so somebody watched this
(38:13):
final cut and they were like, that's it.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
That's the one sick send it off. Is it worse
than Lifetime? Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
My god? So much worse life?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Oh? Whoa? Well then this bottom of the Barrel.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Diamond, this is it's like a very heavy subject and
I was laughing.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Saw it was so bad.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
I was like, okay, worse than a Tyler Perry movie. Yes,
there were Tyler Perry elements. Also watch your tongue. You
know that my secret passion is with.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Dia Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
You didn't know that?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Okay, So do we have time to get into Tyler? Yeah? Okay,
So here's my thing with him. Tyler Perry has done
so much yet so little, right, So like he has
you know, his own what like production lot and stuff
like that, like and I'm happy for him production companies
(39:00):
to deal with b T with own, but he won't
invest in a writer's room, and I don't understand you
cannot do everything by yourself. I think that he would
be so like his movies would be easier to watch
if he had actual writers writing for him, right, the
same way that it took him like fifteen years to
actually invest in hair and makeup, Like I don't.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Get it, Like, no, I have to say I agree
with you there, but I think here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Right.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
He started out with a bang with the media movies,
which he just wrote by himself, which was his character.
He played it, he wrote all of it, and it
was so successful m hm. Then he thought, oh, I
can branch out into TV series. Oh I can write
a bunch more movies that by the way, if you
haven't ever seen a Tyler Perry movie, it'll be a
(39:51):
cruising along totally fine. And then the most devastating, horrific
violence against women yep, what happened yep out of nowhere
that you're.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Like, wait, what, how did this happen?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Did you see the new one? What was it called
Divorce in Black?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Oh? My god?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
But I was with family the morning after they watched it,
and I was like, this doesn't sound like something I
want to watch.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
The opening scene was insane. I heard there were there
were so many things that while I was watching it,
I was like, what are you kidding me? She could
not drag that body. She's one hundred and twenty pounds.
She cannot drag that body out of here? Are you crazy?
Tyler Perry, holler at us. We will help you write.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
No, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not a writer. I'll
I'll come up with a ghetto concept for you. Ten
out of ten amazing.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I just you know, some script writing classes they never
heard anybody, I say from my chair, not ever having
written a movie. God, I'm just saying I have to
put it out there when I say hate shit. I
know that I'm like the quarterback on the couch talking
crap in my parents' base. I know that. Oh wow,
I am right now. I haven't written a movie, but
I just know that the way he writes it isn't right.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, it's not so. I know you writers call them Tyler. Wait,
if he.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Wants to get ahold of you, how would he do that?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
At Diamond Sincere on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Or me at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram? What a
good way to wrap it up. High five to us,
all right, we'll see you next week.
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