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August 12, 2019 15 mins

The show is getting ready for Elvis' lunch party BUT someone wants to already leave the party??

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Email, I missed out one. What would you talk about
on your on your podcast? Elvis present friends? Hi, we
got Danielle Gandhi Nice Scarrett and Nate and Elvis are.

(00:27):
I think Elvis went home to go get ready for
his party that he's throwing for us, his lunch party.
Nate is somewhere in the bathroom, he's crapping his pants,
is naked to the party. He's going home. I think
he's going to his home to party on the toilet.
Here's here's Here's the thing with Nate. I don't know
if he's using this as a Hey, I just don't
want to go. So if I'm sick, they can't question it.
Do you think he'sn't faking it all now? Because he

(00:47):
started early? That's the thing you have to Also, he
can't make his stomach make those noises, can he He
knows if he eats something, you know, you could kind
of start it. You heard heard noises early. The Nate's
not the I want to miss out on things that
Elvis does kind of guy. He's gonna go and hang
out because he likes to be in the in the
in it. He likes to be in it. I guess

(01:08):
I have to demand a soul sample. Coast boy. Josh
isn't coming. He's like, I got a thing. He's I
don't think he has a thing. He's working. You don't
think he has a thing. Josh could come after, but
he's working until mid afternoon. Yeah, oh he does actually
have you know he has the thing? He does yet.
But I don't think Nate's like. I don't think Nate
is the kind of like Greg T. If Greg T

(01:30):
has like an eyelash that's too long, he'll he'll not
show up to an event. He's got a thing today,
like Greg T? Would you you would fake a stomach
virus to get out of doing something you don't want
to do. That's correct. I'm surprised you didn't fake it
for today. I was thinking about it. He can't. You

(01:51):
don't want to go. No, he can't because he bailed
on the Florida weekend. Now he has to go to this.
Here's the thing, here's this is for real, and I'll
be legit with you guys. For some reason, I don't
know what it is about me. I like to go
to work and then go home, and I don't know why,
Like I feel safety, I feel relaxed you home, it's
for me. Like even going to the party, I'll be

(02:13):
thinking the entire time is the traffic building up at
the tunnel? Can I get out of here? How long's
gonna take me to drive home? Like, well, he said,
you don't have to stay long, so go for an hour.
It's but it's not so there's just something wrong with me.
I and I don't. I don't mean it's our joke there.
It's like, I have no there's really I have a
real issue, and I don't know what it is about

(02:34):
needing to go to work and go home, go to
work and go home, don't you think? Don't you think
it's that that life that you leave where you put
the horse blinders on most of the time and you
don't want to take them off. You never take them
off really to to go left or right. You always
go straight at the same way you always do. But
that's what I'm saying, is that I have a real
mental Again, don't in church jokes. I have a real

(02:56):
mental issue. Something is is doing this to me. What
it is? I don't like to travel. I'm not going
to diagnose you. But you like rigidity, You like things
you can control. If you go to your house, it's
your rules, the couches where you want it, the soda
goes on the table where you want it. And when
you go to somebody's party, it's mayhem new it's disorganization.
People are putting drinks down where they shouldn't and they're not.

(03:18):
Like we were telling about fantasy football, you run your
own fantasy football league, right, you don't allow the players
in the league to pick the names of their teams.
You can't do that, right, You're very rigid. Well, because
then it's not really But like fantasy football is not real,
That's what the point is. The point is everyone in
this room, we all agree, right that we like when
we things are the way we like them. Yeah, yeah,
of course, but we can put up with when they're not.

(03:40):
He can't do that. Are you happy happy? How there's
different times where I'm happy when you're home? No, well no,
but I mean there's there's I don't know, like I
go into highs and lows, like, uh, you know, there's
times where I'm really happy, and then there's times where

(04:01):
I'm just covering up so I don't hear shift from
everybody that you know, So I'm kind of you know,
saying on the inside. But I just make sure that
people think I'm happy. Oh okay, I've more just meant like,
if you're happy doing things the way that you're doing them,
keep doing it that way. If you're not happy doing
the things you're doing, then you have to do something differently.
But if you are, who cares? When you're happy and
you know it, do you PLoP your hands? I was

(04:24):
going there and also but also want to parts. I
hate that everybody, like not everybody, but a lot of
times the same people will all kind of hang out,
and I think it's neater when you get to know
other people and everybody hangs out with different people than
they would ever hang out with. Would you like to

(04:45):
hang out with on the show? I don't even know
what to start with. The first person you would like
to hang out with this afternoon that you have like
a real conversation at the party, gone to hangs out
with all the Indian people on the show. Um, let's see,
I would like okay for me, like for real, Um,
I would like to have a drink with with Brody
today at the party, Like I would like to just

(05:07):
sit with Brody and like have a drink with him
because it's so different than anybody would ever expect drink. Well,
of course he's gonna have so diet soda or whatever.
But still, I was saying, everybody, we've ever been on
you and I hang out with Scary at some point.
We always hang out, right, But I know it's the
same thing, different dynamic, no Scary, So now it's brody

(05:27):
like you know, I'd like to see like Gandhi sit
and talk with um oh no, no, no, no, just
you and can pick your own. But I want to
hear who you want me to hang ellen. Yeah, I
want Gandhi to hang out with Let's see. But this
is you controlling everything again. I'm just saying for you
because it would It makes me feel at ease when

(05:47):
people are intermingling with people that they wouldn't really mingle
with all the time. Well, I was interested in this
because I feel like I try to really mingle with everyone,
Like I wander off and talk to everybody during the day.
So I want to see who you think I neglect.
I know, not who you neglect. I just somebody friend.
I'm saying, maybe you should talk to today, like talk
to Garrett. Garrett you fixed all the time. You guys
fixed that problem, you guys. Garrett, maybe you could hang

(06:11):
out with um Is Tony coming from the New the
New Tony's coming. So Daniel you talked to before, I
want to see hanging out on today. And Garrett, you
should hang out with um Is Ali coming? You hang
out with Alley today wife Ali. For those of you
who knows what, Ali and I were at the concert

(06:35):
last night, so we hung out together. So like that's
what I want to be. I need to hang out
with Alie again. Yeah. You know, we've been doing this
show a long time. We've hung out in every combination
you have. Well, let's play a little theater. So you
and Brody hanging out at Elvis's apartment. I'll look at
the traffic. I gotta go. How do you? How do
you start the conversation? I would be like, um, so,

(06:57):
what's going on? Man? Kids getting ready for back to
school or something like you guys going on letty last
minute vacations, um, stuff like that, Like uh, I don't know,
Like that's what he just went on a vacation? Yeah
I know, yeah that's right. And you know everybody's kids
are going back to school oh, so I might be like, so,
that's just a starter. It's a starter. It's a starter.
It's maybe I would be like, so, Gandhi, um, I'm

(07:20):
out already, like any other have you seen, Gandhi, you
have any cool tattoos that we don't see on your body? Something?
Have three tattoos we've never seen. You've never seen something
like that on the way to a fourth perhaps, and
I might say something like I saw a picture of
you you wishing your sister having birthday? How's your sister doing?
He's doing great? Like that, Like, then when you do

(07:41):
for the next three hours, Well, I don't know. And
then I would have a cousin talk to Danielle. I'd
be like, um, so what about Danielle. Kids are going
back to school. I know so much about Danielle's I
know too much. That's why I would be like, daniel
can I borrow your phone to check ways to get home?
I'm like you. So there's this game. It's like a question.

(08:02):
There's six questions. He sort of tapped into it once
on the air, thirty six questions that they say. By
the end of these questions, no matter who you're speaking with,
you're going to be in love with this this person
at the end of these questions, if you both answer
them or like, so, maybe at the party we ask
each other these super interesting questions about each other and
get answers but not like but not like sexual Stop.

(08:25):
Here's the problem. You know, I already know what's going
to happen. Tell me if I'm wrong to by question four, Dude,
you're not answering real You're not answering real answers. I
want your real answers. That's true, that is my real answer.
There's no way that's your real answer. I need your
real answers, right, And then we walk away from each
A big deal for me is I want to have
real conversation but he doesn't accept real answers well, because

(08:45):
I don't want you to put on an act. I
want you just to be like transparency. He wants you
to answer the way he would answer, and if you don't,
he says, it's not a real answer because I'm just
gonna scrap this game. This game, okay, because yeah, what's
your ideal Saturday sitting by the pool. That's not that's
not what you would say. You wouldn't want to be
real by it's just nots poised, and then he won't
accept my answer. What did you do this weekend? I

(09:09):
spent the weekend in Miami with a bunch of my friends.
When did you get back home? I got back home
late last night. I was supposed to get in at
four thirty. I didn't get into almost eight at two o'clock.
She was a little tired, Daniel. When you get home
yesterday or the day before? I was home all weekend?
When did you get home? Friday? Friday? Right? Friday Friday?
So what did you do Friday? To the show? Me
at home? Um hung up with my family and went

(09:31):
to sleep, like like the people listening to this podcast. Yeah,
that's what you did. That's what you did. We got
home like I don't know what time. To my it
was two hours delayed, two hours delay like seven. I
think it seemed like two hours like seven or I
don't remember. I don't know. I just want like real conversations.

(09:52):
So what did you do this weekend? What did I do? Yeah?
Well I told you earlier I had you told me
to walk around the house. I had to put in
a new timer. So why wouldn't you get an electrician?
Why do you think what qualifies you too, Because I'm
very handy. I know how to do those things. So
I just did it myself. I have a question when
Garrett said, When Garrett said, Greg t what did you

(10:15):
do this weekend? Why was your response? What did I
do this weekend? Well, you know he just asked you that.
You're asking me like you really want to know? Well, yeah,
real talk, real people, That's what I'm saying. You know,
I had I tried a burger. I try to eat
a plant based burger. Tried the impossible burger. No, not
from burging, from a Rugos Argos. How do you say it?
Nobody knows what the place Rugos? It's a place near you,

(10:38):
that Argos, you know Argos. Did you like it? What
did you like it? It was good? Have you guys
all want plant based burgers? And I don't even want
to eat a real burger. I just have something weird taste. Really,
you feel like it's a little bit off, a little
bit off. But but you should ask Bertie what he
did this weekend? What do you do this weekend? Brodie?
I looked at my co workers in Florida having a

(10:59):
great time, and I was sad because I was in
the rain, the worst planet. Did you want to come?
Nobody asked me. This is how we build a friendship.
Gregg t wasn't asked to go to Florida. Yeah, I
was not invited either with Brody. Yeah, so you Gregg,
he wasn't invited because every time he's invited, he says
doesn't want to go. Right. I was taught a lesson.
It was a little uncomfortable. I had to host the

(11:20):
gig on Friday night. And on Friday people are like,
how are we gonna go to Miami? And I'm like
I was. I was total lesson, like this is this
is okay. So I'm very different than Brodie. If I
see something online and I'm like, oh, I'm missing out
on this, I just won't look at it anymore. I
feel like you did a deep dive into every this weekend. No,
no, no no, not at all. It's just so many of
the people I follow. We're in Miami, and so I

(11:41):
was like, skip pool pool and it's scary in Miami
and Costa Rica and scary. Left that night. He had
major phone. He was so sucked out. We were saying
that we got to get in on an inside joke
on scary. So if you're listening to this too, you
can get her on it. That scary going to miss
a big celebrity that's coming to the huge his favorite.

(12:04):
We should say that like Taylor Swift showed up and
debuted her new single, Beastie Boys showed up and did
a reunion tour in Elvis's apartment. Obviously, the remaining two
thanks for letting me know that, say, God, you know
what I like? I like the picture that you took
um in Miami on the blue couch with the hat on.

(12:26):
I like to like have perfect greenery and had the
glass window a little bit of the beach. Did you
get did you get intimate with that picture? No? I
did not thought about it. I got all No, No,
I actually thought that beauty behind the pay he sees
beauty through Instagram. But when you're there, you're like, how
quickly can I get to the airport right? How? Why

(12:46):
can I leave? We've gone on party planes that are Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
He will land on Thursday, go home Friday morning. I
want to go back home. I want to beat the traffic. Okay,
what was the first thing you said to me this morning?
Do you remember, I want home when morning? What time
are you leaving? Not? Hey? What time? What time you

(13:08):
getting there? What are you doing today? Are you gonna
be there? You're gonna leave early? With what time are
you leaving? I don't want to be the first person
to leave, but I know I probably will be. So.
I got a crush on somebody now on Instagram. I
can't tell you who's his name. I think it's a
girl on a blue couch. But I was going to
Instagram and I saw this photo and I go, you

(13:30):
know what, I'm kind of a trying to her. Is
it a real person? Yeah? Real person. I think you
guys probably all follow this person as well. But I
don't want to go into who it is because I
don't want to make a big deal. Can you give
us a hint? Is it a celebrity or someone we know?
So someone we know? All telling anybody? I'm not telling anybody.
I don't want to tell anybody. I don't make anybody
feeling comfortable. Is it somebody that we work with like

(13:52):
all the time in here person all the time, record
label person? Who is it? Who? Oh? Yeah, that one
I already have. That one's a real deal. Everybody knows
about that, doesn't There are like five women who are here.

(14:13):
But it was weird because when I when I realized
that A crushed, I kept thinking about her all day.
Are you crushing on Danielle again? And then the next
day I thought about her again. So it's not Danielle,
it's not Ali. It's not someone who works here. Is
it someone in radio or in the music industry? Now
I can't, it's it's if you on the radio industry.
This is the worst game memory. Oh, it's Sharon Daster. No,

(14:36):
but Sharon. But like I kept on going back to
Instagram to see this person more and more. Isn't it weird? No?
I think a lot of people do that. Yeah, cush,
it was kind of fun having a that was just
a weekend crush. Tell us, tell us it was. It's over.
It's over now, it doesn't matter. It's the best. But
I looked up Swift. It's Taylor Swift. Can't swift? The

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