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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis represents fifteen Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute
(00:26):
Morning Show Podcast. Here we are and my spooky creepy mustache. Uh,
they're scary. And there's Garrett with his ted Lasso mustache.
She don't look like Lasso tonight. I was scratching my
face so bad last night with the beard. I was like,
the beard's gone. I don't know how long this can go.
For Scotty b He's always has some facial hair. Can
(00:47):
I shave this part? Is it? Okay? You can do
what I want? Okay? Speaking of facial hair, here comes Gondy.
Speaking of facial hair. There's Danielle Ye in facial hair.
There's straight Nate right. The Froggy, of course, is in Jacksonville.
He had to leave early because they're preparing for Nicole
and they're saying it could roll into a hurricane status.
(01:08):
It's all right, so they another day in Florida. Hey,
where do you want to start? Joe Koy our guest today,
how incredible? Here was great. We've had two stellar guests
the past two days. Mo and Joe. That's right, Morocco.
Joe Koy, Yeah, how about that we may have a
very special guest tomorrow. I know we have special guests,
but we may have another special special. Can't talk about it.
(01:35):
Got to go through those people. People always cause problems. True, Hey,
where do you want to start? Well, I got something
for you. You mentioned that you mentioned the Harry Gandhi
as a joke on the way in. Didn't say that, Harry, God,
what did you say? You said that speaking of facial hair,
I learned that Gandhi only gross hair on her kneecap
(01:55):
these days. That's right. That was a fascinating fact toy
from gond That was something you told us at lunch yesterday.
I didn't understand it. You grow hair on your knee
cap only my left knee? Why because I've had laser
hair removal on all of the things where I didn't
want hair anymore, like there's nothing, nothing, nothing, So I
(02:16):
didn't then on your knee cap. Well, No, I had
surgery on my left knee. So I have two titanium
screws because I tore my a c l playing soccer.
And how to reconstruction. And when you have metal inside
your body, you cannot get laser treatment there because when
the laser hits the metal, it will burn you on
the inside. So only my left knee has not been treated,
and I forget about it all the time. It's so interesting.
(02:38):
And then's my yar a little strange thing, knowing that
I could ze her kneecap, but the screws will catch
on fire from over her knee. Did I ever tell
you my knee story? Do you have any story? Yeah,
it's time for knee story. I tore my a c
L skiing and a c L M c L and
(03:00):
they went in to patch it up, and my family's
waiting in the waiting room with my my wife Alley.
The doctor comes out two seconds later, and everybody thought
something happened, like like a flatlined or or whatever, and
they go, we've never seen this before. His a c
L fell back into place and the scar tissue turned
into muscle and we don't have to fix him. What
(03:21):
really tear it and it falls back into place? Was
it just a stretch? Then? No? No, it was it
was a full tear from the X rays. And because
I was so mobile, it like stabilized my my leg
for like a month in change as a swelling went down.
Because I'm a diabetic, I get scar tissue very easily,
and that scar tissue eventually turned into muscle, and as
if I won the lotto, my a c l fell
(03:41):
exactly back into place where it was prior to me.
To man, well, it goes with my theory that I'm
like wolverine between the facial hair, and that being a
diabetic has its advantage. I'd rather not said, oh, I'm
not fat anymore. He can poke fun of me being
(04:03):
a diabetic, but I can't both. I'd rather not be die.
I'd rather, you know, have all the wrong things with you,
but not be diabetic. I'm on your side with calling
and fat he makes on everyone forever exactly bad attitude. Jeez,
this is a rough crown. Imagine if I had to
(04:23):
give myself a shot every day, I would just say
I can't do this and I just let my limbs
fall off. You would have to. You'd have to. You'd
have to suck it up and get it done for
your health reasons. No, no, no, okay, okay, So where
were we We're talking about body hair? Body hair? Yeah,
I don't. I can't. We're done with that. I can't
comment about mayonnaise every day from my health, Like, what
(04:47):
if like that was they say, I had to say
was getting an injection any day? Say it was the
thing that was going to cure whatever I had? How
would I be able to do it? I think you
do it. I can just have to do it. Our
you about it. There we're doing a podcast and well,
you know, your operations managers like, do we have any water?
And I'm like, dude, it's it's right in front of you.
There's bottles of it just sitting on the at you.
(05:09):
He comes back from Cuba demanding water, right, would love
some water. And I would like you to be nice
when I ask next to you. Okay, thanks, Hey, how
was Cuba? You want to talk about it? We'd like
to hear more. Cuba was so much fun, really really cool,
and it's you know, they always say the visa process
would be so hard. You really just go to JFK.
(05:29):
Thank you. You just show up, go to JFK and
they give you the visa and then you've had to Cuba.
It's not that bad. And Havana is beautiful, really really nice,
and I would love to go back and stay in
one of the hotels there and kind of see some more. Yeah,
but we did ask Andrew like would you go back?
He goes seven out of ten would go back. It's
not a resounding endorsement. I didn't have a chip SIM
(05:51):
card for the phone, so I didn't really have a
phone the whole time. So but again, if I go back,
I'd get a SIM card, be able to call taxi's,
do my own thing, and really kind of see what
there is, see more of what there is, Like what's
what's the big hotel? There's a l president A or
something like that. I don't know, but there was this one.
We also, I never have had more flat tires in
my life. I had three. Well I was there. You
(06:13):
own a car in Cuba, No people were driving three
of the taxis I was in or shuttle to take
me places three different times flat tires. It was insane.
I've never experienced that in my life. A good way
to get you out of the country. So I'm ready
and willing and able to go to that airport at
six thirty am. Yes, Jack, I'm sure Andrews. You know.
(06:34):
Sim card thing was legit, But what a great excuse.
It was like, Hey, how come you an answer at
my SIM card from card f WiFi like a lot
of misconceptions that I thought were there, like the cell
phone service, the WiFi, flat tires. Yeah, well the flat
tires they didn't tell you about but actually did happen.
But there was WiFi that was serviceable. Um, yes, I
do have some cigars. So that's illegal contraband, is it not? Well,
(06:59):
the secondary screening at the airport said, oh, no, you're good.
You could keep going. Why are they illegal? I don't
encourage that though this is not a public door. They've
always it's been illegal to bring any cigars from Cuba anything.
For the past year. It changed and now there's Look,
you know, if you wanted to go to Cuba five
(07:20):
years ago, you had to go through all this crazy paperwork.
Then you had to prove to whomever here in the
States that you were there to learn things and you
were there on a learning visa or whatever they want
to call humanitarian reasons to hang out with a family,
let them cook for you, and you have to do
their dishes. But now now you just go, Yeah, you
just put your in support of the Cuban people. There's
direct flights from JFK Fort Lauderdale and you could go
(07:41):
to Cuba. You just yeah. You know, there are people
who listen to us and our fans in Miami that
they don't want us go into Cuba and doing that.
So yeah, so it's up to you. My friends family,
My friend Monica, her family is Cuban. That's why they
wanted to have the wedding there. So that's that's why
I was there. Don't hate us, Okay, everyone else does.
(08:03):
You can hate him now, thank you. Buy nice to
be with you, Andrew. All right, what else? But we
got Bobby Flake coming in next week? Who's making some stuffing? Excited?
I was going to potatoes. I bring in the Hawaiian
King's roles and mashed potatoes. Why aren't you making his
stuffing for our stuffing? Off with Bobby Fla because every
time he comes, I love him, but he's gonna say
(08:25):
something nasty about my stuffing, and so it's like, why
I just save him the trouble of saying something nasty.
So instead, I'll bring dessert. That's where I'm gonna bring.
I'll bring dessert for all of you. Oh, come on,
you get dessert. I was thinking of hiding a hundred
dollar bill or a picture of someone's boobs in the
stuffing so that he likes it. Guys, it's it's remember
(08:47):
the time I had Virgil stuffing, Like I met Chef
Glenn on the side of the road and I got
stuffing from him and I still was cooled. It wasn't
the back. It's a competition. You should be making your
own stuff. I'm making my own Monday. I can't wait
to truck The stuffing contest is Tuesday with Bobby Flay.
What's the secret? I don't know anything about stuffing. Elvis
had a great inside track. He went and found one
(09:08):
of Bobby's recipes. He he has lots of different recipes
of his stuffings. The year I won I Want Big,
it was with his And isn't it true that Bobby
is into Southwestern flavors? And this was a Southwestern there
you go see he loves that stuff. You couldn't desert this, Bobby, Like,
I'm gonna bring that, We're gonna lose stuff. What do
(09:30):
we get if we went if we went nothing the right?
Ben Scotty, didn't you put hot dogs in yours or
something in I just you know, and I don't know
much about cooking things, but I just started with a
basic stuffing bass, just the bread things that in a bag,
and I just added stuff to it. I couldn't. I
couldn't really even say the recipe because I just kept
(09:51):
a gift card to one of his restaurants as a prize.
What's that gift card to one of Bobby's restaurants? You
always called it head to eat for free anyway, so
you want it every year? He knows the guy. He
doesn't have any restaurants local anymore unless you go to
one of his local restaurants. Look, we just like having
(10:12):
Bobby play here because he's our brother. And Daniel, you've
got to enter this for this stuff. You do love him,
and I can't wait to have him on the show
and talk to him. Andrew's mom preparing stuffing is changed
and her friends heard the whole thing. Let's move Let's
move on to another topic. Takes forever to make What
(10:33):
the hell this is two and a half hours and
a half hours forever is all the other homework you
do for the show while you're not here. Have no idea?
You have no idea? Can make stuffing in a slow cooker? Yes,
I guess they actually have recipes for that. That's interesting.
Just figure it out. Okay, just figure it out. You
need to enter this contest. I feel a tickle on
(10:53):
my throat. Which one do you see? I'm not gonna
tell you which one, but what is? It's his recipe.
It's got lots of mushrooms in it. I just haven't
want if I bring in stuffing, because everyone's going to
jump down my throat automatically. Oh, this is just gluten
free exactly. Well, no, everybody would once they start tasting it.
(11:14):
You know what, once you cook it, if it's gluten
free with what everyone would use with gluten free stuffing,
it may come out to be great. You just give
it a try. Well, yes, but I know this room,
it's like all glue, give me all the glute. No, No,
it's about taste, yeah, of course. Like this is two
eggs lightly beaten. What is lightly? Just just don't overbeat them.
(11:35):
You don't over what's overbeating? You can overbeat all you want.
They're just saying, at the very least break the yolk,
lightly beating me. They don't care if you beat it
for an hour and a half. As always, it's as
long as you beat it a little. Okay, God, don't
have to explain everything. You are the resident chief. Not really.
You know way more than I do. Maybe maybe not.
(11:57):
I don't know about some things. Can we move on
to something else? But that's it. I think we're done.
Still have four minutes. No, we've done anything. We don't
have time. We gotta get out of here round, have
a beautiful day Tomorrow The Thursday Show. It's gonna be
a great show. So make sure you wear this safe
piece of everybody life. The fifteen Minute Morning Show,
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis represents fifteen Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute
(00:26):
Morning Show Podcast. Here we are and my spooky creepy mustache. Uh,
they're scary. And there's Garrett with his ted Lasso mustache.
She don't look like Lasso tonight. I was scratching my
face so bad last night with the beard. I was like,
the beard's gone. I don't know how long this can go.
For Scotty b He's always has some facial hair. Can
(00:47):
I shave this part? Is it? Okay? You can do
what I want? Okay? Speaking of facial hair, here comes Gondy.
Speaking of facial hair. There's Danielle Ye in facial hair.
There's straight Nate right. The Froggy, of course, is in Jacksonville.
He had to leave early because they're preparing for Nicole
and they're saying it could roll into a hurricane status.
(01:08):
It's all right, so they another day in Florida. Hey,
where do you want to start? Joe Koy our guest today,
how incredible? Here was great. We've had two stellar guests
the past two days. Mo and Joe. That's right, Morocco.
Joe Koy, Yeah, how about that we may have a
very special guest tomorrow. I know we have special guests,
but we may have another special special. Can't talk about it.
(01:35):
Got to go through those people. People always cause problems. True, Hey,
where do you want to start? Well, I got something
for you. You mentioned that you mentioned the Harry Gandhi
as a joke on the way in. Didn't say that, Harry, God,
what did you say? You said that speaking of facial hair,
I learned that Gandhi only gross hair on her kneecap
(01:55):
these days. That's right. That was a fascinating fact toy
from gond That was something you told us at lunch yesterday.
I didn't understand it. You grow hair on your knee
cap only my left knee? Why because I've had laser
hair removal on all of the things where I didn't
want hair anymore, like there's nothing, nothing, nothing, So I
(02:16):
didn't then on your knee cap. Well, No, I had
surgery on my left knee. So I have two titanium
screws because I tore my a c l playing soccer.
And how to reconstruction. And when you have metal inside
your body, you cannot get laser treatment there because when
the laser hits the metal, it will burn you on
the inside. So only my left knee has not been treated,
and I forget about it all the time. It's so interesting.
(02:38):
And then's my yar a little strange thing, knowing that
I could ze her kneecap, but the screws will catch
on fire from over her knee. Did I ever tell
you my knee story? Do you have any story? Yeah,
it's time for knee story. I tore my a c
L skiing and a c L M c L and
(03:00):
they went in to patch it up, and my family's
waiting in the waiting room with my my wife Alley.
The doctor comes out two seconds later, and everybody thought
something happened, like like a flatlined or or whatever, and
they go, we've never seen this before. His a c
L fell back into place and the scar tissue turned
into muscle and we don't have to fix him. What
(03:21):
really tear it and it falls back into place? Was
it just a stretch? Then? No? No, it was it
was a full tear from the X rays. And because
I was so mobile, it like stabilized my my leg
for like a month in change as a swelling went down.
Because I'm a diabetic, I get scar tissue very easily,
and that scar tissue eventually turned into muscle, and as
if I won the lotto, my a c l fell
(03:41):
exactly back into place where it was prior to me.
To man, well, it goes with my theory that I'm
like wolverine between the facial hair, and that being a
diabetic has its advantage. I'd rather not said, oh, I'm
not fat anymore. He can poke fun of me being
(04:03):
a diabetic, but I can't both. I'd rather not be die.
I'd rather, you know, have all the wrong things with you,
but not be diabetic. I'm on your side with calling
and fat he makes on everyone forever exactly bad attitude. Jeez,
this is a rough crown. Imagine if I had to
(04:23):
give myself a shot every day, I would just say
I can't do this and I just let my limbs
fall off. You would have to. You'd have to. You'd
have to suck it up and get it done for
your health reasons. No, no, no, okay, okay, So where
were we We're talking about body hair? Body hair? Yeah,
I don't. I can't. We're done with that. I can't
comment about mayonnaise every day from my health, Like, what
(04:47):
if like that was they say, I had to say
was getting an injection any day? Say it was the
thing that was going to cure whatever I had? How
would I be able to do it? I think you
do it. I can just have to do it. Our
you about it. There we're doing a podcast and well,
you know, your operations managers like, do we have any water?
And I'm like, dude, it's it's right in front of you.
There's bottles of it just sitting on the at you.
(05:09):
He comes back from Cuba demanding water, right, would love
some water. And I would like you to be nice
when I ask next to you. Okay, thanks, Hey, how
was Cuba? You want to talk about it? We'd like
to hear more. Cuba was so much fun, really really cool,
and it's you know, they always say the visa process
would be so hard. You really just go to JFK.
(05:29):
Thank you. You just show up, go to JFK and
they give you the visa and then you've had to Cuba.
It's not that bad. And Havana is beautiful, really really nice,
and I would love to go back and stay in
one of the hotels there and kind of see some more. Yeah,
but we did ask Andrew like would you go back?
He goes seven out of ten would go back. It's
not a resounding endorsement. I didn't have a chip SIM
(05:51):
card for the phone, so I didn't really have a
phone the whole time. So but again, if I go back,
I'd get a SIM card, be able to call taxi's,
do my own thing, and really kind of see what
there is, see more of what there is, Like what's
what's the big hotel? There's a l president A or
something like that. I don't know, but there was this one.
We also, I never have had more flat tires in
my life. I had three. Well I was there. You
(06:13):
own a car in Cuba, No people were driving three
of the taxis I was in or shuttle to take
me places three different times flat tires. It was insane.
I've never experienced that in my life. A good way
to get you out of the country. So I'm ready
and willing and able to go to that airport at
six thirty am. Yes, Jack, I'm sure Andrews. You know.
(06:34):
Sim card thing was legit, But what a great excuse.
It was like, Hey, how come you an answer at
my SIM card from card f WiFi like a lot
of misconceptions that I thought were there, like the cell
phone service, the WiFi, flat tires. Yeah, well the flat
tires they didn't tell you about but actually did happen.
But there was WiFi that was serviceable. Um, yes, I
do have some cigars. So that's illegal contraband, is it not? Well,
(06:59):
the secondary screening at the airport said, oh, no, you're good.
You could keep going. Why are they illegal? I don't
encourage that though this is not a public door. They've
always it's been illegal to bring any cigars from Cuba anything.
For the past year. It changed and now there's Look,
you know, if you wanted to go to Cuba five
(07:20):
years ago, you had to go through all this crazy paperwork.
Then you had to prove to whomever here in the
States that you were there to learn things and you
were there on a learning visa or whatever they want
to call humanitarian reasons to hang out with a family,
let them cook for you, and you have to do
their dishes. But now now you just go, Yeah, you
just put your in support of the Cuban people. There's
direct flights from JFK Fort Lauderdale and you could go
(07:41):
to Cuba. You just yeah. You know, there are people
who listen to us and our fans in Miami that
they don't want us go into Cuba and doing that.
So yeah, so it's up to you. My friends family,
My friend Monica, her family is Cuban. That's why they
wanted to have the wedding there. So that's that's why
I was there. Don't hate us, Okay, everyone else does.
(08:03):
You can hate him now, thank you. Buy nice to
be with you, Andrew. All right, what else? But we
got Bobby Flake coming in next week? Who's making some stuffing? Excited?
I was going to potatoes. I bring in the Hawaiian
King's roles and mashed potatoes. Why aren't you making his
stuffing for our stuffing? Off with Bobby Fla because every
time he comes, I love him, but he's gonna say
(08:25):
something nasty about my stuffing, and so it's like, why
I just save him the trouble of saying something nasty.
So instead, I'll bring dessert. That's where I'm gonna bring.
I'll bring dessert for all of you. Oh, come on,
you get dessert. I was thinking of hiding a hundred
dollar bill or a picture of someone's boobs in the
stuffing so that he likes it. Guys, it's it's remember
(08:47):
the time I had Virgil stuffing, Like I met Chef
Glenn on the side of the road and I got
stuffing from him and I still was cooled. It wasn't
the back. It's a competition. You should be making your
own stuff. I'm making my own Monday. I can't wait
to truck The stuffing contest is Tuesday with Bobby Flay.
What's the secret? I don't know anything about stuffing. Elvis
had a great inside track. He went and found one
(09:08):
of Bobby's recipes. He he has lots of different recipes
of his stuffings. The year I won I Want Big,
it was with his And isn't it true that Bobby
is into Southwestern flavors? And this was a Southwestern there
you go see he loves that stuff. You couldn't desert this, Bobby, Like,
I'm gonna bring that, We're gonna lose stuff. What do
(09:30):
we get if we went if we went nothing the right?
Ben Scotty, didn't you put hot dogs in yours or
something in I just you know, and I don't know
much about cooking things, but I just started with a
basic stuffing bass, just the bread things that in a bag,
and I just added stuff to it. I couldn't. I
couldn't really even say the recipe because I just kept
(09:51):
a gift card to one of his restaurants as a prize.
What's that gift card to one of Bobby's restaurants? You
always called it head to eat for free anyway, so
you want it every year? He knows the guy. He
doesn't have any restaurants local anymore unless you go to
one of his local restaurants. Look, we just like having
(10:12):
Bobby play here because he's our brother. And Daniel, you've
got to enter this for this stuff. You do love him,
and I can't wait to have him on the show
and talk to him. Andrew's mom preparing stuffing is changed
and her friends heard the whole thing. Let's move Let's
move on to another topic. Takes forever to make What
(10:33):
the hell this is two and a half hours and
a half hours forever is all the other homework you
do for the show while you're not here. Have no idea?
You have no idea? Can make stuffing in a slow cooker? Yes,
I guess they actually have recipes for that. That's interesting.
Just figure it out. Okay, just figure it out. You
need to enter this contest. I feel a tickle on
(10:53):
my throat. Which one do you see? I'm not gonna
tell you which one, but what is? It's his recipe.
It's got lots of mushrooms in it. I just haven't
want if I bring in stuffing, because everyone's going to
jump down my throat automatically. Oh, this is just gluten
free exactly. Well, no, everybody would once they start tasting it.
(11:14):
You know what, once you cook it, if it's gluten
free with what everyone would use with gluten free stuffing,
it may come out to be great. You just give
it a try. Well, yes, but I know this room,
it's like all glue, give me all the glute. No, No,
it's about taste, yeah, of course. Like this is two
eggs lightly beaten. What is lightly? Just just don't overbeat them.
(11:35):
You don't over what's overbeating? You can overbeat all you want.
They're just saying, at the very least break the yolk,
lightly beating me. They don't care if you beat it
for an hour and a half. As always, it's as
long as you beat it a little. Okay, God, don't
have to explain everything. You are the resident chief. Not really.
You know way more than I do. Maybe maybe not.
(11:57):
I don't know about some things. Can we move on
to something else? But that's it. I think we're done.
Still have four minutes. No, we've done anything. We don't
have time. We gotta get out of here round, have
a beautiful day Tomorrow The Thursday Show. It's gonna be
a great show. So make sure you wear this safe
piece of everybody life. The fifteen Minute Morning Show,
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