Where We Are Going On Vacation

We’re ready for vacation! Elvis shares a memory of a road trip he want on growing up and we share where we are vacationing to next week.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Phone minute Morning show, the Morning Podcast. Let's do it.
We got Scotty be in the other room in the
mental patient room. Uh, there's Gandhi and there's Scotty, Hi,

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Danielle's in her basement. Hi, Garrett's here and of course
straight Nate were best. I look fabulous in this vest
I don't know why they gave you hell this morning.
Diamond and Andrew said you look like an old as
I said, the button was hanging on for dear life.
And yes, I have put on a little weight. Sorry
I had to happen. You never should apologize for putting

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on they're shaming. If you want, I'll take your old
clothes only for a month, a month back to And
didn't that happen to you once? Didn't Ryan seacrests try
to give you old I lost this way, Ryan Seacrest.
And I've got all these suits. I'll happily give them
to and I don't want your suit days. I worked

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for him for one four or five years. I never
saw him wear the same thing twice, really never. Wow,
these are my fat suits. They don't fit me anymore.
You can have them, saying I don't know. That was
all he said was all give you my old suits.
I don't want anyone's old suits. I think at one
point you were smaller than him. Well I was, but

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it doesn't matter. I just I don't want anyone's suits. Yeah,
I kind of would take them to somebody. It's Ryan seacrests.
What are you gonna sniffet? And what did you tell people?
By the way to see this suit? It was a
Ryan c YEA would do that, but not only that,
you would do that. Has a line of suits in
Macy's and I bought one and it fit me to
a tea and all the compliments on it. I'm like,
I'm gonna Ryan Seacrest suit right now. You know, there

(01:54):
are a lot of suits that you can buy that
and have them fitted and look good at. Yeah, that's
one with his name on. Elvis is talking about the
ones he actually had on his body actually from he's
liked sweat in them and stuff that he did have
nice suits, though, do you do you donate them? I
guess right, there's always donate them. I mean he has
the man has a lot of suits I didn't have. Yeah,

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all the notice we Alex and I cleaned out our
closet in at our house, and we donate a lot
of a lot of clothing that doesn't fit a lot
of stuff doesn't fit me anymore. And there's like little
kids walking onund town into my d r tops. They're
wearing my sci How I guarantee it never even made

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it there, because if you go to like a Salvation
Army or good Will, people go through those racks looking
for stuff to resell. Right, so they'll find it, they'll
buy it for three dollars and then they'll put it
on ebaby BlackBerry that's nice, or Berbery. So I was
gonna say, I still have a BlackBerry, I have a phone.
What are you doing with your blackber What you do?

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You're gonna put a museum. It's just it's it's my alarm.
I use it as my alarm every day. You do? Yeah, okay?
With his iPad? iPod? What's wrong with my iPod? I
Can't'm gonna go on the plane next week. I'm gonna
take it. Was the last time you updated the playlist?
I can't. It won't plug in anymore. So what song
are you stuck on? It only takes a minute, girl

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to fall in love. What five when the pod was invented? Scotty,
where are you going? Oh, we're going on a Norwegian
CRUI is gonna be on Epic. How fun? Where are
you going? Aruba? Bonair, Cira, sou St kits St. Lucia
out of San Juan. How fun? I went on Epic. Yeah,

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it was in Italy at the time. I'm very excited.
There's a lot of curves, everything's like round it. It's
a really cool, unique ship. I'm just happy that they
have the kids club on that one. So Cla to Cooper. No,
she loves it. She loves it. She spends the whole
day there. A kid, I would love to cruise. Oh
my god, I would love that as a kid. We

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didn't get that when I was a kid. We didn't
we have to sit the back of a car and
go to Mexico. Yeah, we always had fun in Mexico.
Station wagon. Yes, we had a station wagon. I told
you about Spunky. No, it's the dog. We're driving to Mexico.
My friend Travis and over in the back seat, and
then my mom and dad, you know, in the front seat,
and then you know behind us in the station wagons.

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All all the bags and stuff, And in the very
back of the car was our dog, Spunky. And so
we were traveling around some mountains somewhere and I heard
Spunky makes some kind of noise and I said, Dad,
I think Spunky needs to go to the bathroom. We'll
pull over. I'm not gonna pay. And then a little
bit later, as a dad, Spunky, I think we should

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pull over. Ten minutes Funky again and I don't know
where you hear this, And Spunky shot diarrhea all the
way from the back of the station wagon to the
to the windshield. Yes, it wasn't me, the back of
my head, crap on it, the back of my mom's. Dad.

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My mom had got in her hair. Spunky diarrhea every
So my mom said, my dad, you know, we probably
should have pulled over. Well, you know speaking, I watched
Benji a couple of months ago. My ankles were in Benj.
I couldn't find your ankles. Where are your ankles? In

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that damn movie. There's a scene where Benji's running down
a sidewalk and I'm mowing a yard. I couldn't find it.
They edited it up. My ankles. It's funny. I had
a Benji stuffed animal as a kid. Don't think anything
up sex with it. I just I remember the bench
I was too young for. That explained the plot of
Benji and what Benji is for anybody. But Benji's a
dog that belongs to this family and then would rescue

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some kidnap. Yeah, and then, but he always used to
hang out in this haunted old house. And when he
was in there, he learned that these bank robbers were
like finding their heist at the house. And of course
he's saved today, so he's like Scooby Doo. No, he's
little though. Benji was little. Benji was up against Here's Boomer,

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which was another show of the eighties like that, and
it was which is now a show about you. I
remember that Friday night like Battle of the Dog shows
on Network TV at night in primetime. Hey, who wants
to go to lunch? Um? Well I do. I wish
you were here. You can't go where we're going, we

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can go. You can't whoever's open we're going, you can't
eat them. I tell you that burger across the tree
was pretty damn good. I was gonna say, can I
request a place where we don't have to walk far?
Because I wore heels and he didn't bring other shoes.
Whatever you want lunch, well what else? I forgot? We're
doing a podcast. It's like we're having a conversation. We're

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on vacation next week. Should we discuss at Yes, you start?
Where you going? We're going skiing in Utah, Colorado one
of those Western states. I don't know. We are living
in New York. Most of them were Western, correct a
very good not all one of those rocky mountain states.
Uh so, yeah, Heather loves to ski. So we're going

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to go kind of like do our anniversary trip thing.
We're gonna load up the station I get and take
Spunky back to Mexico. Yes, there's that. Are you going
somewhere fun Mexico? Oh yeah, okay, nice. I'm going to Mexico.
Where are you going? I'm going to Cabo. I'm he's

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going totally someplace. I'm going to Punta which is not
far from Oh, very nice, it is very nice. I'm
going to Hawaii on Norwegian's Private America. But I'm going
with my mom and dad and my sister and her
husband and Brandon and I. There's a lot of potential
for disaster. To jump off the ship. Yeah. Well, I

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was like, okay, I planned some excursions for my parents
so that they can go, you know, like do their
own thing. And then Brandon and I. What's weird is
I have a lot of friends who are gonna be
in Hawaii at the same time. You guys know my
friend Rita, she's there right now. Josh and Jake are
going to be there at the same time. Yeah. Where
the Hawaii? Um, so we're gonna be on the Big
Island at the same time, Josh, Jake, Brandon and I. Yeah.

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So I'm excited that you love to have you. I'm
gonna be in a house full of screaming queens. Are
you going to the White Lotus? Trying to kill me?
Where are you going? Sar was beautiful. You know, my
second time they have The first time was a disaster, Mark,

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Robin and I went and after a day and a
half after them never ever getting hurricanes and weather, some
weather came in, huge tropical storm and we were miserable
and the next thing you know, the roof was leaking
and we had buckets of i mean gluted catching water
and buckets and we spent the next two days trying
to get home. So you know, there was a one
and only resort there, which is beautiful. And uh, when

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anyone at the resort talks to you, they always cover
their heart with their hand. And we have another another
plaster champagne, yes, Mr Turan, and they always put their
their hands always on their heart. Used to be check
when you go. When you go away, you know, for
a week or whatever, and you leave your house empty,
is there anything special you do? Like I want to
turn the water off. I'm scared of water. Like do
you do you do anything to we just leave? Yeah, well,

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I don't know. Turn on your security camera, unplugged things,
that's it, turn off us do this since freezer gate
when I supposedly left the freezer open, which I didn't do.
I take a picture of the refrigerator and the freezer,
and a picture of the sinks, and a picture of
the oven and stove too, so I can look and

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now up they're all off. Doors are closed, sink is off.
Whatever it may. You feel sick, that's a good idea,
great idea. When we leave, we always have someone there,
so don't think about breaking into my place. Where are
you going, Danielle, I don't know yet we're we're going
to do an overnight somewhere. Both my kids are not off,
so we're trying to figure out whether Spencer and I

(10:15):
may go away for a couple of days and do
some stuff or day trips. We might just do some
day trips. So we're going to Scranton again. I don't know.
You never know Scranton. They just call they love you
the best. You're the best ad for Scranton ever in
New York City. Spencer loves New York City, so he
likes to just go down there and spend the day.
So we'll see. What are you up to? Ali and

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I are celebrating ten years married this June, so we're
celebrating a little bit early and going to Costa Rica.
Have you been to Costa Rica? Like ten years ago?
Costa Rica is that place where you go and before
you leave to come home, you look for a place
to buy to move there. Alright, so it is so nice.

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What about you, Scotty, what are you doing? We're going
going on epic down You told us that, Okay, we
cut all the bases. A lot of fun to be happy. Yeah.
I want to hear about your Hawaiian trip with your
mom and dad. That's across your fingers that I make
it back. I admire you because you're doing something that
I have not done in my adult life, and that
is do a family trip with my parents and my

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brother and sister. You should get that done. Want to
get that done. I haven't done it since I was
a kid, and I've been talking about it, but you
just made me want to look into that. I have
to do that. It's gonna be different now than it
was then. Doing a cruise is the way to go
because I took my parents and we went to Alaska
and we went on Bliss and it was crazy, like
we do dinner together and then like okay, well, you know,

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we were tired one night and my parents are like, well,
we're gonna go to the casino. Like they were so excited.
It was like they were kids and they were just
going out having a great time. A great way to
keep everybody entertained without you know, when you go somewhere
and you are in close quarters together, like an Airbnb
or whatever, there's that weird pressure of we have to
hang out all the time every single place we go. Nope,

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not this one. So yeah, and family trip shouldn't. And
when you're a kid, I like this, like this adult life.
Scari is luck. He's gonna get his nieces and nephews.
They're all gonna be like, we're going out. Uncle Scary's
gonna watch it tonight. I would never leave my kids
with you, all right, Um, just just sort of a
sedate have it was a little diarrhea. You enjoyed a

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little little diarrhea spatter like that. It makes me lu
We never heard that spunky story before. This is the
first time. He wasn't the one who brought up right.
He was the world. Well, look I have a beautiful day.
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