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October 1, 2019 15 mins

Who on the show has read Elvis' book? Why do we LOVE the Kardashian's?

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show.
Let's talk about Elvis's book. Hello, no spoilers. Today's the
day it shocked. I just don't get how Amazon could

(00:23):
ship it out early to some people and then other people.
It's like, you're either going to be delayed. Mine says
it's coming at midnight tonight. I think it depends on
when you ordered it to you pre ordered it a
long time ago that I ordered it the first Yeah,
I pre ordered it the first day came out, and
then yesterday it said coming tomorrow by five pm, and
then when I checked last night before bed, it was

(00:44):
by midnight. So you're telling me Amazon is gonna come
at my door at midnight and drop off the book.
I'm for it. I'm just saying I think that means
they want to guarantee. They said it would be today,
it'll be today, right. Teas isn't coming for a while
because I think he pre ordered it later. Well yes, yeah.
By the way, if Amazon, if you have order like
to day with Prime, anytime they tell you when it's
coming and it doesn't, you call him up, they'll give

(01:04):
you credit. I get everything for free because then they
credit me the item and then go, don't ship it back,
just keep it definitely on the list. Do you not
listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast? Scary? Uh? What's that? Yeah?
Episode one hundred this week, everybody Danielle congratulate. Yes, we

(01:24):
don't have anything. Danielle was on episode nine talking about
sperm and shaking her butt at her legs in the air.
Just listen, yep, that's it. Yeah, there's a lot of
people that listen to this podcast that do not listen
or even though the Brooklyn Boys exist, So maybe every
what happened to talking about Elvis's book? Now we're talking

(01:45):
about the Brooklyn Boys about Elvis's book? Does he mention
the Walkers and Talkers podcast comes back Sunday? Oh that's
a good podcast. Have you not read the book yet?
I read page sixty seven, that's the one I'm on.
How did you read? Just six? Skimmed? I saw my
name man, I'm I'm two thirds through and I'll probably
finish it today because everybody's it's gonna hit today and

(02:08):
I don't want people texting in doing lines from the
book saying this and that I'm grand just stop up
up the book himself. I don't want to hear. I
don't want to hear spoons, so I gotta get ahead.
So I want to see how it worked out with him.
Career was all right. So we're coming back from Elvis's wedding.

(02:30):
I had the privilege of sitting next to Scary Jones. Okay, now,
we took two flights no no on the plane. Scary
has said that he read some of the book on
the plane the first flight, which was about forty minutes.
Then he said he read it in the second part.
I can I can almost confirm the fact he did
not open the book on the four hour flight we

(02:53):
had home, where you probably could have finished off the
book and been done with it. I opened it and
fell asleep, and I closed it, and we see the transcript.
I felt some subpoena. I fell asleep because I was tired.
I had had nothing to do with the content, so

(03:15):
I said, you know what. So then I read some
of it on the toilet a couple of weeks ago,
and then I and then the book pages a month,
all fairness his book. And then yesterday, um, I laid
down in bed and I read a great chunk of
it two thirds two. I was under the covers. That

(03:35):
doesn't mean you were naked. Also, Garrett, that book he
has in the Pooper is not his book. That was
a galley copy that people have been passed. That's the
shared one, shared one. Yeah, that's not coming back. Have
to light it on fire. So Gandhi doesn't know the
story where we all got hotel rooms? Uh, and we
all we all got to stay in the same hotel
room at separate times, so we all stayed in one

(03:57):
like a hotel company said, Hey, we new hotel. Come
out see us, see what we're all about. Have a
stay whenever you want in the V I P suite.
The children start. It started with Scary and Janeyelle got
her I was pregnant, and Brody hadn't got his. Elvis
like one of the time, everyone's staying in this mo
Everyone stayed in the same the same shower, same shower

(04:19):
cleaning it Wayne, well what you would think. But just
like with the galley copy of Elvis's books, everyone shared
the book, everyone shared the same bed. But were you
getting it back then thousand seven? I was, Yeah, that's
what we do. That's what we do when we we
we use a hotel anywhere we go that's the first
thing I do when I walk into a hotel with someone.

(04:42):
You share. You shared with thousands of people before, of course,
but you don't share with the people that you see
every day. But one of the Elvis's on first and
told us all what he did in the show. But
to be honest, I would rather share with you guys
than strangers. Yeah, I mean I know it too. For
most of you trust that you're clean. You would rather
share a shower with scary. Yes, that maybe some really

(05:03):
hot guy in your mind picture like this hot guy
is clean. You gotta think David Beckham could have been there, right,
he could have, But there's no you don't you don't
know who's there. You don't know. Go ahead and say
you're not saying in the same rooms. I stay in
the daniel rooms, not mine. So in theory, Danielle, you

(05:24):
rather share a shower with scary than David Beckham. That's
not what the theory is. You're saying strangers in there,
and I would rather share with scary than strangers. I
think celebrities are actually way dirtier than the people we
know because they have way more opportunity to get strange
and do all kinds of weird stoopy things. Yeah, but
Scary has that theory like, if you're hot, then the
germs don't matter. Yeah, we're not talking about what I'm saying.

(05:45):
His theory is like if it was like he doesn't
care if a hawk like Megan Fox, we god knows
where she's been, but he wouldn't care because truth, I
see I I look at a lot of people. I'm like,
if they're super hot, they're probably nasty. They've probably done
some really gross things with a lot of That's why
you only sleep with ugly man. Yes, that is the
only reason. Sorry, kid, Yeah, Yeah, your boyfriend's a good

(06:09):
looking man. Ye. Hand and Diamond's boyfriend too, Michael B.
Jordan's damn Diamond. Don't give him a big hand. That's
about him. It's the other opposite. Every time one of
you guys say Brandon's kude, I'm like, hey, you gotta
go listen to the show today. Daniel said you were cute.
I didn't. But don't tell him, I said, don't tell him.
I said that, don't tell him. And he's sweet. He

(06:32):
looks like he doesn't like he looks mean. He doesn't
look mean, but he's going to be a tough guy.
He does. He does look like someone who could he
could hurt you, but he's like a teddy bear. He
is a teddy Barry, but he could also kill you.
But he's a teddy. I appreciate it. He looks like
the kind of guy if you were like, yo, your mother,
he'd go, I'm gonna kill you. But he actually but
he actually responds with he's very quiet. People are asking

(06:56):
if Elvis's book is going to be available in kindle format.
I'm sure it eventually gets released down the road, I
mean right on cassette. No, at some point you got
by the way. Um. I think we talked about this
on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Okay, on this morning hand
Handmaid's Tale. That's on Hulu. Right, it's Netflix. No, it's

(07:20):
on one or the other, like Stranger Things. Stranger Things
is on Netflix. If you don't have Netflix, right, you don't.
You don't tweet at them and say I don't have Netflix?
Could you please be on ABC? Right? You don't know,
don't you don't tweet John Oliver and go I don't
have HBO? Can you please move Last Week Tonight to NBC.

(07:41):
I feel like some people probably would right right. So
people will go, hey, you guys are putting everything on
Insta on Instagram. I don't have Instagram. You put on Facebook. No, no, no,
get an Instagram accounts. It's free and it's the same company.
If you're worried about company brand loyalty. Instagram is owned
by Facebook. Just go a getting there's a question the thing, Yeah,

(08:02):
could you? Could you put it on a friend star
because I don't have uh and this this person said, Oh,
I guess, I guess I'm gonna miss out. Now I'm
thinking missed those videos because I don't have Instagram. You
don't have to, like get on a waiting list. It's
not a lottery when you get to win an Instagram account.
I see something so bad, go to where the material is.
It lives the end of story. I feel like people. No,

(08:25):
I just think it's that we're yelling at people for
trying to get the content. I want him to get
the content, but you sometimes have to go where the
content is to come to you. Right. Let you try.
Two thousand nineteen. Give it a shot. Shoot your shot.
You should find you probably can't find at someplace he
probably can if you look close on it. Like right,
So I the best thing ever. I bought a TV

(08:46):
from Andrew, Elvis's assistant because he wanted to get rid
of it, and he gave it to me and then
left all of his apps logged in, so I had
everything and he no, no, he knows. He gives me
his passwords all the time. Yeah, I got Hulu, Amazon.
He gave me his password to Angie's List back when
you had to pay for it. Nice to look up
companies all the time. Oh, I need his. He just
gives away his password. Has word to the Kardashian one.

(09:08):
You can't watch that everyone password to his bank account
give you. You can't just watch it on demand like
with your cable. No, here's the problem is, God, it
has been. It has been like the only it's paid,
like you have to pay for some of the episodes.
I ain't paid a check. Got my Kardashian, I got
one more to keep up with. And this is why

(09:30):
I watching Robin is the same way my girlfriend keep
because no one in their right mind lives like that.
Honestly that I know. It's I sit there and I go,
are you kidding me? That Courtney is upset about what
lipstick her assistant put in her handbag, like it's just
it's it's like after a day, a crazy day, and

(09:52):
every you're doing so many things, it just gives you
you don't have to think, and I just s want to.
I want to watch a stream of you watching the
Kardashian so I can say, God, does anyone really just
sit there and watch people who care about their lips?
They I almost want to plan a trip to Calabasis
because I want to go on vacation. I can't stand insane,

(10:18):
and I don't honestly, I'm not even judging other people
who like them. I have friends who like them, and
I'll be over there and they put it on. I'm like,
I'm just gonna go ahead and head on out. Right now.
I can't watch it just because I feel like they've
ruined the world. Like thanks, I would say single handedly,
but it was more of a collective, the whole family.
I mean, nobody even looks like a human anymore. You
see people everyone starting to look like them. I tell
the Courtney is the realist out of all of them,

(10:40):
like her bodies. Yeah, she's my least favorite Courtney because
I feel like she just that's really low by the
way when you're the least favorite kardash Cloth is my
favorite Kardashian. You're complaining about the way that they morph themselves.
This from the girl who transforms every Instagram take shelter
that they put on Instagram filtering anything lately because of that. No, no,

(11:11):
my eyes, those guys look at it. I have them
been doing it any because I'm like, yeah, I'm not
gonna do that. No flower crowns, No, no flower crowns,
none of it. Like flower crowns on Instagram is a
little different than putting stuff in your ass to make
it look right, and like making your face look like
classic and sucking on a shot glass to make your
lips plumber exactly. I just like it. It upsets me

(11:34):
that I feel like little girls are striving to be
that and what that is is so abnormal and unnatural.
And Chloe has a freaking show called Revenge Body and
her body has been built by a surgeon. That stuff
intern Sorry, I'm still look through Snapchat and people look
like brat stalls on there, the way that they're making themselves.
People say, look like a bratstall. Anyway, I get that
all the time. You are a human brat stall. But

(11:55):
that's so cool. And big eyes, that's just life. It
is what you don't have fat. I got fat cheeks.
My boyfriend called pac Man. You also don't have big eyes.
You have perfect eyes. When a girl in selts yourself twice,
you don't say once that you oh you know, one
of those things isn't true. I was insult I've got
fat cheeks, big as big. My hair's ratting. Oh no,

(12:19):
you have a good skin. Yeah, I got all that.
I don't care. Adorable. So we call your boyfriend. He
calls me to this pac Man. Why because I got
Pacman cheeks. Pacman is two dimensional. I love how you're
offended by the cheeks. But you just you just insulted
her eyes no more than two minutes ago. More beautiful.
I love you guys. Big Is that fake? Thau? When

(12:44):
was the last time you dated a girl with large eyes?
Large eyes? Is a big big that Robbin's eyes. He's
never looked up that high big Well. Robin is beautiful.
Robin is beautiful. She remember when we threw she's it
was scary a birthday party? Remember he walks into the
surprise party strippers ridiculously insane like she looks so so

(13:11):
Sheldon My husband turned around. He goes, damn, what the
hell is scary thinking, why do you let that down?
He's a pleaser. Got a belly dancer, belly you had
a couple of belly dancers. That was a fun party
we had. That was my video of the belly dancing somewhere.

(13:35):
That's a moment I'd like to forget. Then, why would
you like to forget it? It was sweet of her
to do. No, No, she didn't get me the belly dancer.
Gary explain what he told me this once in private.
I get it. It's scary. It's awkward where you have
your friends, all your loved ones there, uh, and you're
sitting You're sitting in the middle of a dance floor
and a beautiful woman is doing a dancing act on

(13:59):
you while everyone is eating appetizers. Wasn't a stripper that
that would have been even more awkward. But scary sitting
there while everyone's you know, drinking and having apps and
not really you know, like centered around scary. But so
Scary is sitting there and the party's going around on
around him while he's just hanging out. I was freaking out.

(14:20):
He was so I thought you meant the whole party.
That was just one moment. Was so awkward. It was
and she was doing that. It was that crazy. And
this with the role. Her stomach was nothing like her
nothing like her stomach was rolling, yeah, and and she
was lit. She was on me like giving me these
lap dance and and all this music was playing and

(14:42):
I'm like, oh no, and everybody's watching me as they're eating,
like and then at some point, at some point, he
ran out of singles, which was really awkward. That was
a moment. I'd like to forget book came out today
or finish it. Fifteen minute morning show

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