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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Ram Presents fifty Show. I can't believe I rank
as low as I do on the masculinity scale. Why
is still so bothered by because you guys don't know me.
(00:26):
I know how to type fishing line and I want
to get a truck. I own a shovel, okay, but
the truck you pick is the least masculine as far
as there's typical masculinity. Goes on the truck and come
on and until you get a truck though, you can't
get credit for a truck, and it is very low
on the masculinity scale. Nat Oh, stop at Froggydoft, Crazy
(00:54):
Dodge Ram a yukon driving anything like that. I have
the most manly car on the show. And what are
you compensating for, Brodie Nothing, I'm just manly. And then
get credit for it car. I have a Dodge Charger
RT with a five point seven leader. Hemmy, okay, that
is the most little dick energy car ever. Guys say
(01:17):
that stuff and then yeah, that's correct. Driving a sports
car is one thing. I like the power of a
muscle car because I'm a man. I don't need to
buy a truck that I don't need to a bed
for it in the bag. I do think Brody in
this room is kind of up there on the list.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I play sports. I watched sports.
(01:39):
I fixed things, I drill things, I install things. Let's
go back to the playing sports. That's right, scary. I
do play sports. Sports scary. You can hit, you can't
run or thrower catch. You know. I play ball, that baseball,
every charity softball game. I'm I'm joining the league this
summer after Brodie. But bullshit, just right there, right there,
(02:02):
that speaks, oh god, you guys Detroit Tigers. Who was
the last on the list, Like, well, Scotty, I said,
it's Elvis probably as Yeah, you don't know, goes to
basketball games. He knows a lot of stuff, but I
mean it's it's generally not considered mask. And he's the
(02:23):
first person to say, like sports, I don't know anything
about right right. And his idea of camping is what
the four seasons? Where did he say that? Something called?
Um it was it was like a big broadcast in
the backyard, but we gave away a broadcast in a
listener's backyard. We did our morning show from Someone's back
here and we did a couple of years ago. It
(02:45):
was actually a lot of fun. We had, you know,
lots of people and a barbecue and we all camped out.
We brought our back. They set tents in the law
and we all slummed it. We all slved it. We
couldn't find out this. Where was he? Oh he was.
He took his car and he went to a hotel
down the block. But is that what makes a person
(03:05):
masculine or not? That's a question for a whole different story.
That actually is. I think it's a formula of things.
It's a mixture of items altogether that makes you either
masculine or un masculine. Right, what what what is the
formula for you? What do you have that you say
I'm masculine because I got a good sense of direction.
(03:28):
Find not masculine, terrible, terrible stereotype. Se I do my
own yard work. It's pretty masculine to find a rock
in your yard. I didn't have a there's going to
be more. Just let me think about something. To your defense,
So I do think that you have some some solid qualities,
(03:51):
Like when we went to Spain together, somehow he accidentally
got my bag delivered to his hotel. We were at
different hotels that were probably like a mile apart. He
took what he brought my bag all the way over
and he walked with it. I told him, do that
thing's heavy. I will get a car send it over.
Now I feel like going for a walk. So he
did haul my bag all the way a mile for
no reason, which is very nice of you. So if
(04:13):
we're talking about masculinity, like the definition of it, it
says that things that are typically associated with being a man. Alright, alright,
I'm masculine because here we go. I eat ribs with
my fingers in my hands, Like I'll eat it with
(04:36):
my hands, but I'll put on gloves for my fingers.
The lord gloves to go to your elbows when you
eat like the buffalo wings. Do you worry about the
buffalo sauce being on your fingers and under your I
asked for gloves from the from the response, what's the
response when you ask for They're like, what kind of glad?
(04:58):
I'm like, just late text rubber gloves, and they're like, really,
what would you do if you went on a date.
Danielle and Gandhi and your dates. I'm gonna have chicken wings.
And then they asked for rubber gloves. Be all done,
might be into I would laugh at that. That's kind
of larious. I've done that with burgers too, because you know,
like a good burger gets really messy. Cut a burger
(05:21):
in half, or do you eat it the way it is?
I eat it the way it well depends on a burger,
depends on the burger. If it's gonna all slide off,
I will cut it in half. I do cut mine
in half if that makes But but I hate that
feeling of all that ship on your fingers. So like
I finished my burger and I'm like walking around like
I've got to go scrub in for surgery. Yeah, a
(05:43):
man wipes his hands on his shirt or brown you
go out to eat with degrease on this red or
I rest my case. He WoT to eat rich Give
it all you've said about yourself, though, Scary is that
you eat like a pig. Watch sports I love you?
(06:06):
Why you watch sports watch? I watched the entire game
hard game. You watch them like night? Yes I did.
Marta should not have tract to steal second while they're
in the middle of a rally, and Lindor was at
the plate that statement right there, This is hilarious. The
announcer said that he's just repeating, and there are so
many people probably cringing at us right now talking about
(06:28):
like what is masculine and it all being dirty, nasty things.
It's flowing from masculine. I don't know. I don't know
if I am now at this rate. I mean, I
don't suck my fingers after I eat food, and I
don't wipe my hands on my shirt. Um you like sports.
I like sports. I actually play sports, and I watched sports.
(06:50):
I guess, UMF not as much. You know, I kind
of called my dad for that, dude. My friend Jamie
fixes more things than her husband in her house, but
if something needs to be done, like putting together one
of the kids toys, she does it. So is she
more masculine? Yeah? Yeah? Is that really where we're going masculinity? Then?
(07:14):
But I know what, I don't think it's us. I
think it's people like Danielle and Gandhi that have that,
that have the like this is what makes some someone masculine.
We could say that we're masculine, but at the end
of the day, like us toooting our own horn doesn't
do anything. Well, it's them saying, hey, this what makes
someone mask? Is it masculine to feel comfortable to cry
in front of other people the most? Well, then I'm masculine.
(07:35):
I cry all the time. I'm gonna cry off this podcast.
When I looked back after see I think Josh is
the most masculine because this Josh that's masculine. Other than
(07:58):
he looks masculine. He's like a burly guy. He looks masculine. Okay,
we're continuing our conversation of masculinity. Have you heard Yes,
I've heard chopped down trees. We've decided yeah, no, that's
not happening. Yeah, and also tell them what you texted me.
When I said I'm kind of breaking it down to
(08:19):
if there was an incident in the room, who is
it that's going to spring to action? I thought, oh,
maybe Josh Wood. Then he sent me a text um,
I don't remember the exact it was. I just don't
depend on me. Yeah, I'm sorry. I think you're like
type casting me just because of how I look. And
that's not fair. Wait a minute, but he's manly. He
(08:40):
can admit that he's not that tough. So there you go.
Y comes in many forms exactly. That's what we're saying, penises.
Just do that. Next, I'm gonna go from second. Well,
apparently Scared just admitted how big his penis is. I
think it's an every thing and everyone's got their own
(09:01):
definition of like what is masculine. So clearly Danielle and
I are thinking one thing and everyone else thinks something.
So why don't you guys look like you got to
chop down trees? And that to me is so burly
and I have worked in landscaping before a course, Garrett
said that the women have to decide what masculinity is,
and Gandhi just reiterated that, So what do you guys
(09:22):
think is masculine? And then we'll see if we have
any of those qualities. What about guys who do not
man escape or scary can talk? No thanks, you mean,
like don't trim at all? Yeah, just like strange, leave
all your hair. That's not a masculinity thing. That's just
the grooming child. Depends on your culture, some culture thing
it is. If you don't man escape a large penis
versus not manscaping a small penis scorting the Josh. It
(09:44):
looks bigger. Wait wait, wait, wait, I think Josh Josh
just got cut off. What did you say? No, No,
I don't. I have not man escaped in a couple
of months, so I don't know what that. Well, wait
a minute. If you don't man escape a large penis,
doesn't that looks smaller? Yeah? Probably is so big? It
is enough the man escape it, Scott, Scott, he just
ended the conversation. Oh hey, what's going on to I
(10:06):
did the chat? Scott? What's masculine about you? Um? I
have a penis? Okay, Andrew, Andrew, what's masculine about you?
Nate's moving up the chuts. Look at Andrew. Andrew doesn't
want to play so bad. I don't want to play
in the sandbox facial hair he can, yes, don't say that.
(10:27):
He'll slap you, won't he points. Okay, Well, Danielle has
a mustache and that makes her more masculine. Fuck you, Brodie,
I'm taking back the same thank you ideal image that
taking care of Okay, I think right by that thing,
(10:48):
I don't know I found it in Andrew's pile of stuff.
I think we've squos in all of the juice out
of the masculine orange. Right, we can move on to
something else. Well, don't leave your comments under this podcast
about who you think is the most masculine. Thank you
don't please do please please let us know and vote
for Gandhi and my sister Danielle and I for sure.
(11:09):
But as as like turning the tables the most feminine,
I don't think they're I could really you. I thought
you were my friend god bananas together, which were still
(11:31):
we were behind eight ball on that man, you think
that much money we left on the table. That's the
two manly guys who who deep throw bananas? Feminine too? Ali?
What about the young lady holding the camera? Maybe it
says something nice about the cianna is on the list? Okay, thing.
I don't think masculine or feminine are nice or mean
qualities one way or another. So I don't think that
(11:51):
saying like Ali is the most feminine means anything bad.
Diana or Danielle or want to make sure we include Deanna.
She's awfully feminine if she wants to be, well, we
all like to be in our genes and art sweatshirt.
That's what if you call Nate feminine. Is that bad
if he thinks it's bad at really? I mean, I
I don't know. I'm comfortable with who I am. I
don't care. I said I was the most masculine guy
(12:13):
here to get a rise out of you, and it works.
Look at us. We're still talking about it, Nate. I
had an interesting conversation about about this kind of stuff
because we're talking to everybody likes like ship all my
life and call crap about me or whatever, But very
rarely am I ever called a bit. I get called
an asshole all the time. Really, And Nate goes, oh, yeah,
(12:35):
you definitely have asshole energy, not bitch energy. Yeah, He's like,
you're for sure an asshole. You are not a bitch,
but you're definitely an asshole. It's just that your attitude,
you know. It's it's the way you approach things that
I'm like, you're not a bit, You're just an asshole.
But it's funny because like my my sister says the
(12:56):
same thing. She's like, no, I would never call you
a bit, but you're definitely an I didn't get down
with that. I don't know what the difference is the difference.
I would have to like I'd have to see an example.
I can't come up with one right now, but you
have done some stuff in the past and like you're
an asshole. I don't think we all agree with you.
(13:17):
Monday's podcast, we rank the escualinity of everybody. All right,
nice just nice to see everybody by everybody. The Fifteen
Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Ram Presents fifty Show. I can't believe I rank
as low as I do on the masculinity scale. Why
is still so bothered by because you guys don't know me.
(00:26):
I know how to type fishing line and I want
to get a truck. I own a shovel, okay, but
the truck you pick is the least masculine as far
as there's typical masculinity. Goes on the truck and come
on and until you get a truck though, you can't
get credit for a truck, and it is very low
on the masculinity scale. Nat Oh, stop at Froggydoft, Crazy
(00:54):
Dodge Ram a yukon driving anything like that. I have
the most manly car on the show. And what are
you compensating for, Brodie Nothing, I'm just manly. And then
get credit for it car. I have a Dodge Charger
RT with a five point seven leader. Hemmy, okay, that
is the most little dick energy car ever. Guys say
(01:17):
that stuff and then yeah, that's correct. Driving a sports
car is one thing. I like the power of a
muscle car because I'm a man. I don't need to
buy a truck that I don't need to a bed
for it in the bag. I do think Brody in
this room is kind of up there on the list.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I play sports. I watched sports.
(01:39):
I fixed things, I drill things, I install things. Let's
go back to the playing sports. That's right, scary. I
do play sports. Sports scary. You can hit, you can't
run or thrower catch. You know. I play ball, that baseball,
every charity softball game. I'm I'm joining the league this
summer after Brodie. But bullshit, just right there, right there,
(02:02):
that speaks, oh god, you guys Detroit Tigers. Who was
the last on the list, Like, well, Scotty, I said,
it's Elvis probably as Yeah, you don't know, goes to
basketball games. He knows a lot of stuff, but I
mean it's it's generally not considered mask. And he's the
(02:23):
first person to say, like sports, I don't know anything
about right right. And his idea of camping is what
the four seasons? Where did he say that? Something called?
Um it was it was like a big broadcast in
the backyard, but we gave away a broadcast in a
listener's backyard. We did our morning show from Someone's back
here and we did a couple of years ago. It
(02:45):
was actually a lot of fun. We had, you know,
lots of people and a barbecue and we all camped out.
We brought our back. They set tents in the law
and we all slummed it. We all slved it. We
couldn't find out this. Where was he? Oh he was.
He took his car and he went to a hotel
down the block. But is that what makes a person
(03:05):
masculine or not? That's a question for a whole different story.
That actually is. I think it's a formula of things.
It's a mixture of items altogether that makes you either
masculine or un masculine. Right, what what what is the
formula for you? What do you have that you say
I'm masculine because I got a good sense of direction.
(03:28):
Find not masculine, terrible, terrible stereotype. Se I do my
own yard work. It's pretty masculine to find a rock
in your yard. I didn't have a there's going to
be more. Just let me think about something. To your defense,
So I do think that you have some some solid qualities,
(03:51):
Like when we went to Spain together, somehow he accidentally
got my bag delivered to his hotel. We were at
different hotels that were probably like a mile apart. He
took what he brought my bag all the way over
and he walked with it. I told him, do that
thing's heavy. I will get a car send it over.
Now I feel like going for a walk. So he
did haul my bag all the way a mile for
no reason, which is very nice of you. So if
(04:13):
we're talking about masculinity, like the definition of it, it
says that things that are typically associated with being a man. Alright, alright,
I'm masculine because here we go. I eat ribs with
my fingers in my hands, Like I'll eat it with
(04:36):
my hands, but I'll put on gloves for my fingers.
The lord gloves to go to your elbows when you
eat like the buffalo wings. Do you worry about the
buffalo sauce being on your fingers and under your I
asked for gloves from the from the response, what's the
response when you ask for They're like, what kind of glad?
(04:58):
I'm like, just late text rubber gloves, and they're like, really,
what would you do if you went on a date.
Danielle and Gandhi and your dates. I'm gonna have chicken wings.
And then they asked for rubber gloves. Be all done,
might be into I would laugh at that. That's kind
of larious. I've done that with burgers too, because you know,
like a good burger gets really messy. Cut a burger
(05:21):
in half, or do you eat it the way it is?
I eat it the way it well depends on a burger,
depends on the burger. If it's gonna all slide off,
I will cut it in half. I do cut mine
in half if that makes But but I hate that
feeling of all that ship on your fingers. So like
I finished my burger and I'm like walking around like
I've got to go scrub in for surgery. Yeah, a
(05:43):
man wipes his hands on his shirt or brown you
go out to eat with degrease on this red or
I rest my case. He WoT to eat rich Give
it all you've said about yourself, though, Scary is that
you eat like a pig. Watch sports I love you?
(06:06):
Why you watch sports watch? I watched the entire game
hard game. You watch them like night? Yes I did.
Marta should not have tract to steal second while they're
in the middle of a rally, and Lindor was at
the plate that statement right there, This is hilarious. The
announcer said that he's just repeating, and there are so
many people probably cringing at us right now talking about
(06:28):
like what is masculine and it all being dirty, nasty things.
It's flowing from masculine. I don't know. I don't know
if I am now at this rate. I mean, I
don't suck my fingers after I eat food, and I
don't wipe my hands on my shirt. Um you like sports.
I like sports. I actually play sports, and I watched sports.
(06:50):
I guess, UMF not as much. You know, I kind
of called my dad for that, dude. My friend Jamie
fixes more things than her husband in her house, but
if something needs to be done, like putting together one
of the kids toys, she does it. So is she
more masculine? Yeah? Yeah? Is that really where we're going masculinity? Then?
(07:14):
But I know what, I don't think it's us. I
think it's people like Danielle and Gandhi that have that,
that have the like this is what makes some someone masculine.
We could say that we're masculine, but at the end
of the day, like us toooting our own horn doesn't
do anything. Well, it's them saying, hey, this what makes
someone mask? Is it masculine to feel comfortable to cry
in front of other people the most? Well, then I'm masculine.
(07:35):
I cry all the time. I'm gonna cry off this podcast.
When I looked back after see I think Josh is
the most masculine because this Josh that's masculine. Other than
(07:58):
he looks masculine. He's like a burly guy. He looks masculine. Okay,
we're continuing our conversation of masculinity. Have you heard Yes,
I've heard chopped down trees. We've decided yeah, no, that's
not happening. Yeah, and also tell them what you texted me.
When I said I'm kind of breaking it down to
(08:19):
if there was an incident in the room, who is
it that's going to spring to action? I thought, oh,
maybe Josh Wood. Then he sent me a text um,
I don't remember the exact it was. I just don't
depend on me. Yeah, I'm sorry. I think you're like
type casting me just because of how I look. And
that's not fair. Wait a minute, but he's manly. He
(08:40):
can admit that he's not that tough. So there you go.
Y comes in many forms exactly. That's what we're saying, penises.
Just do that. Next, I'm gonna go from second. Well,
apparently Scared just admitted how big his penis is. I
think it's an every thing and everyone's got their own
(09:01):
definition of like what is masculine. So clearly Danielle and
I are thinking one thing and everyone else thinks something.
So why don't you guys look like you got to
chop down trees? And that to me is so burly
and I have worked in landscaping before a course, Garrett
said that the women have to decide what masculinity is,
and Gandhi just reiterated that, So what do you guys
(09:22):
think is masculine? And then we'll see if we have
any of those qualities. What about guys who do not
man escape or scary can talk? No thanks, you mean,
like don't trim at all? Yeah, just like strange, leave
all your hair. That's not a masculinity thing. That's just
the grooming child. Depends on your culture, some culture thing
it is. If you don't man escape a large penis
versus not manscaping a small penis scorting the Josh. It
(09:44):
looks bigger. Wait wait, wait, wait, I think Josh Josh
just got cut off. What did you say? No, No,
I don't. I have not man escaped in a couple
of months, so I don't know what that. Well, wait
a minute. If you don't man escape a large penis,
doesn't that looks smaller? Yeah? Probably is so big? It
is enough the man escape it, Scott, Scott, he just
ended the conversation. Oh hey, what's going on to I
(10:06):
did the chat? Scott? What's masculine about you? Um? I
have a penis? Okay, Andrew, Andrew, what's masculine about you?
Nate's moving up the chuts. Look at Andrew. Andrew doesn't
want to play so bad. I don't want to play
in the sandbox facial hair he can, yes, don't say that.
(10:27):
He'll slap you, won't he points. Okay, Well, Danielle has
a mustache and that makes her more masculine. Fuck you, Brodie,
I'm taking back the same thank you ideal image that
taking care of Okay, I think right by that thing,
(10:48):
I don't know I found it in Andrew's pile of stuff.
I think we've squos in all of the juice out
of the masculine orange. Right, we can move on to
something else. Well, don't leave your comments under this podcast
about who you think is the most masculine. Thank you
don't please do please please let us know and vote
for Gandhi and my sister Danielle and I for sure.
(11:09):
But as as like turning the tables the most feminine,
I don't think they're I could really you. I thought
you were my friend god bananas together, which were still
(11:31):
we were behind eight ball on that man, you think
that much money we left on the table. That's the
two manly guys who who deep throw bananas? Feminine too? Ali?
What about the young lady holding the camera? Maybe it
says something nice about the cianna is on the list? Okay, thing.
I don't think masculine or feminine are nice or mean
qualities one way or another. So I don't think that
(11:51):
saying like Ali is the most feminine means anything bad.
Diana or Danielle or want to make sure we include Deanna.
She's awfully feminine if she wants to be, well, we
all like to be in our genes and art sweatshirt.
That's what if you call Nate feminine. Is that bad
if he thinks it's bad at really? I mean, I
I don't know. I'm comfortable with who I am. I
don't care. I said I was the most masculine guy
(12:13):
here to get a rise out of you, and it works.
Look at us. We're still talking about it, Nate. I
had an interesting conversation about about this kind of stuff
because we're talking to everybody likes like ship all my
life and call crap about me or whatever, But very
rarely am I ever called a bit. I get called
an asshole all the time. Really, And Nate goes, oh, yeah,
(12:35):
you definitely have asshole energy, not bitch energy. Yeah, He's like,
you're for sure an asshole. You are not a bitch,
but you're definitely an asshole. It's just that your attitude,
you know. It's it's the way you approach things that
I'm like, you're not a bit, You're just an asshole.
But it's funny because like my my sister says the
(12:56):
same thing. She's like, no, I would never call you
a bit, but you're definitely an I didn't get down
with that. I don't know what the difference is the difference.
I would have to like I'd have to see an example.
I can't come up with one right now, but you
have done some stuff in the past and like you're
an asshole. I don't think we all agree with you.
(13:17):
Monday's podcast, we rank the escualinity of everybody. All right,
nice just nice to see everybody by everybody. The Fifteen
Minute Morning Show
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