Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show,
you know, as as opposed to just jumping right into
a topic. You know, as you're listening to this podcast,
is that Tuesday we came off a three day weekend?
How is everybody's weekend? Hear and Brodie Brodie and security
(00:25):
at the podcast. By the way, this podcast needs to
be nominated next year. Is this podcast consistently regardless of
who's on it? I think it's an entertaining and funny
and great poet. Absolutely is four days a week, which
is more than most podcasts. Yeah, you're right. I felt
like I was with the Golden Globes because the way
that they had the theater set up in Los Angeles Theater,
(00:46):
we uh you know, they had like these tables on
the floor, like tables of eight in the round. Everything.
His audience was watching from the second level and they
had all these planters of food and stuff, and Brodie
and I were sitting I'm like, dude, stage this is
set up like the like an award ajor awards show.
And they were boom cameras filming us. What food did
they have? Shrimp? They didn't serve food. I have to say.
(01:09):
They told us in advance. There won't be food. They'll
be like you know, snacks. So they had a tower
of little appetizers. So they were little cups like shot
classes with stuff I would never eat, stuff I would
never eat. And then a cup with like rice, little tomatoes,
and then a not a big shrimp tail, like a
big shrimp stuck in there. So I had one. Now
(01:29):
we had a table of eight it was only originally
four people there, and then showed up to Grace and
a couple of podcasters showed up. It was Tofa Grace.
We didn't talk, but nobody ate the food except me
and Scary, so I had no it's it's definitely me
and Scary. Let's stop with the grammar corrections. I'm not
wrong by the way you said Brody and Eye in
the wrong context on the show today, so to screw
(01:51):
you anyway. Um, So I had I had two or
three shrimp. Then the second category was comedy. We lost,
and then I had a shrimp for every category after us.
Every time another category came up that we didn't win,
I had another shrimp. And then they had a platter
of macaroons, which was nice. I do feel bad because
when you got before you guys left. On Friday, I
(02:12):
did play a clip on this show of the Joe
Rogan experience talking to Mike Tyson really and then wait
while it was too like the voting was over. Voting
was over. So Mike Tyson was there. I don't feel bad,
but that's what I wanted to know. Mike Tyson was
a presenter. Well, Mike Tyson was a presenter. We didn't
get to beat him because he was backstage. He never
came out in the crowd because everybody else was kind
(02:32):
of mingling. I'm saying this because Mike Tyson is not
in the room right now. He got very heavy in
the gut. He has a huge stomach. Yet are knock
you out with a pinky? Oh? Absolutely, So okay. Dr
Drew Pinsky was there. I got to talk to Sarah Highland.
Embarrassing story. I'll tell you if you want to know
what the story was from Modern Family. And then Julian
Michaels from all the Weight Lost shows, he has biggest Loser,
(02:55):
she was there. And then uh Dak Shepherd was there.
He had broken foot. He's the one read we didn't
win and he went the and the next night we
went to the I Heart Radio Alter Ego concert, which
was the alternative rock and let me say wow. First
of all. First of all, Darren Chris hung out with
(03:15):
us after the show because we saw him there. There
are all these people at the show that were celebrities.
But here's the best part. They were in their seats
watching these acts, and every seat in the house was taken.
You know why because I guess apparently alternative rock fans
of the music are so fanatical that they don't want
to miss a second. And they weren't their heads weren't
(03:36):
in their phones. Occasionally they would capture a moment wait
there for you. I was gonna say, I watched like
thirty snaps from you. I was, I was filming Wheezerd,
There's more twenty one Pilots, um Killers and Muse and
every it was one better than the next day. I
never watched so much of a concert in my life.
(03:57):
I never watched so much as a concert on Instagram
from your story. By the way, I told Who's headlining
is not really a rock guy? Not really, not really wrong.
But when mus came on and I said Muses gonna headline,
he goes mused, why is Mus headlined with the Killers,
and I said, because Muses the headline, I thought it
would be I thought it would be Muse Weezer killers
(04:18):
or mus Killer weez Killers Wheezer. I didn't think that.
But when when Muse came on, listen, I know, like
you know more than music than you think you know.
Is where I'm going. But they were tight, they were
so good. I'm now a mega Muse fan now, Megamus
Dandie Danielle, I kind of know what you did. But
what did you do this weekend? Um? I saw sebashion Menascalco, Danelle,
(04:42):
myself huh. And then I had an appearance at a
bar that I covered for Tea because the weather was
supposed to be so bad and it was a great
day covered from me. By the way, I was not
the B team. I was actually the C team. I've
often said, you're definitely on the C team. Stuff. I
hear you, Bertie, Why do I scary? And I went
(05:02):
to the Improv Comedy Club in l A famous comedy club,
you guys, so Sebastian man Scalco. We saw a couple
of comics that were terrible and then a couple that
were really good. But Whitney Commings showed up. Wheney Coming
has had a couple of TV shows and now she
produces something that's very successful. And I'm drawing a blank girls,
yeah one of other things. Yeah, don't tweet me already
know the moment that every comedy club that you want
a drop at the very end, we have a drop
(05:24):
drop right. So it's like midnight and we're all done.
The headliner had done, had finished, and Craig to Craig Robinson.
If you don't know, Craig Robinson has needed did the
audience so this would happen. Let's julemen, please walk him
to the stage. We have a special guest, Craig Robinson.
The audience is like, what the hell's Craig Robinson? And
then he comes up on stage and I was like,
oh God, it's the black guy from the office and
(05:45):
everybody that was the vibe like, oh that guy. I
don't think and I don't think most people know who
Craig Robinson is. But when you see him, oh, hot
tup time machine, he's on Brooklyn nine nine, you go,
oh he's great. This is the end. One of the
funniest was of all time. So we were thinking of
you immediately gone because we know such a huge that's
what he said. He's gonna be so jealous. But I
(06:09):
met him once and he was awesome, and I've never
you know, like we have people come through all the
time and you can kind of gauge humping there by
the crowd that forms outside a little bit. The Craig
Robinson came into the office in Boston, and I have
never seen more people the office. I've never seen more
people like run across to get a picture with him.
And seven did the Office on the piano. He played
the Office intro a little bit of it, but the
(06:31):
song to I gotta say I take exception though, because
maybe I don't understand what a celebrity drop in really is,
because when you go to a comedy show, you see
that two hour show and it's tight and it's compact,
and everybody's ha ha every five seconds. Craig Robertson came
in is a surprise, and he sat there staring at
his cell phone at like a glacial pace. Panties uh,
(06:55):
working material, yeah, so so so panties Like he was
looking at his fall strolling scary's never seen look. Sometimes
comics drop into do like, oh, they have an HBO
special that weekend and they want to tune it off.
I've seen Chris Rock do a drop in n Ray
Romano and they did jokes and they were tight. They
didn't scroll through their phone. He dragged out what could
have been maybe a nice, tight fifteen minutes. It was
(07:17):
an hour and a half, an hour and a half.
But that at the end of the end of the day.
If you're in that position, how hard is it to
do what Craig Robinson did? Very hard? So for you
to go, you know what I did, just you know,
he could have done better. Scary Scar laugh out loud
at the funny things. And then while he was like
kind of thinking about the next thing, he goes, it's terrible,
It's terrible trouble. And then Craig said he was listening. Guys,
(07:38):
I'm gonna drop in. He said, you already got your
money's worth. This is bonus. Listen. If you guys want
to leave, it's fine. I'm not gonna be offended. I'm
just working out new stuff. So if you want to hang,
that's great, he said, But you already got you already
paid your the headliner. Everybody's great and he goes on
the list all the comics goes, I'm gravy, I'm I'm
just I'm bonus. You don't have to hang as So
Scary was like itching, like I want to go to
(07:58):
the door. But the three people we were with informing
intern Noe Pants, Nicole uh and how Boyfriend and the
Scary and Eye, the four of us were there and
I was like, this is great. It's Craig Robinson working
on new material and he's like terrible two minutes away.
He was funny, but I just wish all if I
would have taken just all the jokes and put them
on like an audio editor. He wanted to edit out
(08:19):
the dead spot. I feel like this is a perfect
transition into what wanted to talk about exactly we're talking.
We were talking about the documentaries on Hulu and Netflix today,
the Fire Festival by some rich uh douchebag kids who said,
I want to create an experience for the common man
who can't afford these lavish experiences and create a music festival,
except it was ridiculously lavish, exactly down in the Bahamas
(08:40):
where they originally bought Pablo Escobars Island and then tried
to create a music festival, and uh then the festival
had to be moved to a different island and people
lived in tents from the hurricane and said they were lavish.
I wanted to play a game in this room. Who
in this room would be an idiot to buy tickets
to the Fire Music festival? Why? Yeah, not not? Not
(09:05):
just two? But you also have to back it up
with why, oh, come on, well, it's obvious. Why well,
I'm sure we all have our different reasons, because so
we all agree, Scary would be the one tickets to
the Fire Music soon as he finds out this is
like the event to get into, like he'd have such
fomo if he wasn't part of it. That's the excitement
for him. He's got to be part and that's why
(09:26):
the scam work. We were blinded by the Oh, I
gotta go right. Well, I was also thinking about Scary
this weekend because we a bunch of us are Sebastian
Maniscalco and Scias on the other side of the country.
Though if he didn't already see him, I guarantee you
would have fomo of missing out on Sebastian Maniscalco. I did.
I even told brody that I'm like, damn. The only
thing that sucks about this weekend is so you know,
(09:49):
if you've ever dried around Los Angeles, the outskirts of
of of Los Angeles where we were, this billboards like
on the streets, not like your Parkway billboards. They're on
the streets, on the top of of like the grocery store,
the liquor store is a giant billboard promoting TV movies whatever.
So Sebastian's Netflix special, he's eating a bowl looks like spaghetti,
black spaghetti, but it's the mic chord. So that's everywhere
(10:13):
every uber we talk, we saw that sign two or
three times, and every time we passed it, Oh, guys
are going to Night Sea. All right, well okay, it's like,
let's go to the Improvinacy comedy because everyone So as
I was thinking, I was thinking, if Scary bought tickets,
he would go for the mere fact of it's very
instagram double and there will be there will be many
(10:34):
celebrities there that no one else would be attending to.
You would find money and and get there. But then
I started thinking if everyone else went, what would happen.
Danielle would get off the plane and say, uh f
this not doing it that. I don't want to give
it away, but we're not giving anything away. Titanica. Yeah,
(10:56):
music festival that pretty much failed from the get go.
Gandhi I think would actually try to to to live
it out. I think you would stay there and you
know what I'm gonna I'm in this for the long haul. Yeah,
I paid, I'm here on Brody would have the music
festival turned into his own music festival and call it
the Brody Festival next year and actually have a festival
after the experience he went through for the money, he
(11:18):
left out the part I would get a free island
out of the deal and a free concert. And jar
Rule Wood would waxing my car. I got so pissed
a jar Rule from watching that. What would I do?
I think, just like Danielle would get there and be like,
f this, you know, because they promise. Imagine being promised
a plane, a private plane from Miami to the Bahamas.
You get on a an old school, let's call it
(11:39):
continental plane with the words Fire Festival painted right onto
the side. That's how it started. And then when you
get off the plane, you're not in a limo. You're
in a yellow school bus. I was getting so piste
off as I watched this thing, um and and then
just a stretch school bus. Though it wasn't who are
at the organizers or the people that paid the money?
I think the board, I think most the organizers for
(12:02):
the mere fact that people people for scams all the
time online. You know, you click this link to change
your password on on Instagram. You know, it happened to
Uncle Johnny, uh and it happened to many of us
so of course the years. But I think the guy
just manipulating the world. The fact that he came back
after all this bullshit and then he told his company
(12:22):
that he started from the ground up. I'm not firing anybody,
but I'm not gonna pay you. You know what that
means those people have to quit, then they can't file
for unemployment. Yeah, the guy's a douche bag. But who
are these asshole kids paying four thousand dollars to go
see Blink one two on a private island. It makes
me laugh a little bit. It's the parents have all
this money. Yeah, that's what it is. But you know,
(12:43):
the travesty and all of it is that after all
of a sudden, done lots of people filed lawsuits. These
two like super rich douchy kids got a five million
dollars settlement. Meanwhile the woman in the Bahamas who lost
her life savings didn't get a penny. Well here's the
other thing too, So so this woman is now making
money off of go fund me, which is a great thing.
(13:04):
The the idiot jaw Rule decides to go on Instagram
go I never sorry, I never got to meet you,
which you know what that implies. Jaw Rule wasn't even
there when the festival was supposed to be happening, so
he abandoned ship to like a like a dick. So
so jaw Rule and and all those rich little kids
can get the hell out of there. I like the
way Garrett paused for a second, then realized jah Rule
(13:26):
is really no threat, and then said, well he is,
because then he tried to compare his company to Samsung,
saying Samsung's phones are blowing up people's faces and they're
recovering from this. We're just misleading people, know you. You
fortunately took money from people, promised them lavish things, and
(13:47):
then didn't deliver anything. Not compion hold to the fact
that anything that starts with jaw Rule at the beginning
is just doomed to begin with you when you're so so.
This guy that this this kid who tried to are
you ready? Are you are you ellie? Are you? Are
(14:09):
you ellie? Or the word rule are you ready? You think?
Are you ready? No, it's are you ellie? Please don't don't.
Don't even give him any credit for anything hits in
the early two thousands and then a lot of fails.
People put their faith in that. Well, they put their
faith in jaw Rules the two thousand too, like, come on,
(14:32):
everybody deserved what was coming to But he's always, by
the way, what fifty cent did to jar Rule is
still absolute classic. So he went on group On. He
saw that jar Rules tickets were like fifteen bucks on
group On for his concert, but the first four roles
he should have brought the fire festival. By the way,
By the way, I quit a job and got unemployet.
Just case anybody you can't do that, I want fifteen
(14:58):
minute morning show.