October 8, 2025 • 41 mins
In this episode, Gandhi & Diamond have some business to settle with Andrew, we discuss who would survive a scary movie and why, and we chat about some recently embarrassing moments.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Sauce on the side.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Diamond is done choking or whatever is happening over there.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm done, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Okay, we have a lot to talk to Diamond about
right now. Okay, Andrew is here. Hello, buddy. Oh hi,
I feel like it's been a while since the three
of us did this together.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, A nice summit, if you will, A nice summit.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I've missed you both. I'm glad that you're here.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Missed you.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
This is going to be Uh, we're on vacation week episode,
so the show's on vacation, so as we record this,
obviously we're in the studio. But when people hear this,
where will everybody be?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Diamond? Let's start with you, probably in the studio.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh, you're gonna get into work?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah? Oh why maybe?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I am whatever?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Nothing crazy overtime babes.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh, get a poppin' get it poppin'. Okay, that makes sense.
If I sound a little stuffy, it's because I just
buried my face in a husky's back and I'm very
allergic to them. So we're working through it right now. Okay, Andrew,
where are you gonna be?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I will be going to Hiroshima for the day in Japan.
So I'm so excited and I can't I've never been.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Josh called him Japangra the other day and I was like, yes,
that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, this is his
third time going.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm excited for you, me too.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I want us to all go one day. That would
be fun.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I wanted to go with you guys, but I, as
you hear this episode, will be either having a really
good time or potentially in the seventh realm of hell
because I'm going on a cruise. Shout out Norwegian, but
I paid for this, I guess I don't have to
shout them out, but shout out just a general shout out.
We're going on a cruise because my mom for her
birthday and my dad they just wanted to go to
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New England and look at leaves, which actually sounds amazing
to me because we're gonna get to go to Canada
as well, Halifax, which I've always wanted to go, and Akadia,
which is one of my favorite places ever. And I'm
going to see my friends because we're swinging by Boston.
So when everyone's out running around and like exploring the city.
I'm gonna hang out with my friends in Boston.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I love that for you.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, it makes me a good time. Yeah, that's what
we're all doing. But Andrew, should we talk about the
scandal with Andrew? Absolutely scam Drew the p Andrew scam Drew.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Just yeah, I love this for me that you could
just add Drew at the end of ye.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah. So we as a collective have a gajillion weeks
of vacation year, right, we have a lot. I don't
even know how much, but we have a lot. And
it's awesome. Love it. Take advantage of it. It's amazing.
We had a talk as a group, we had kind
of a team talk not too long ago that everyone
just sort of like getting their shit together, right, Like,
(02:38):
we need to show up. We need to do our job.
Stop messing around so much. It's good to mess around,
but it's your job done first, and quit trying to
scam extra days. And then right after this scary gone
extra day, he says it was by accident because his
flight got rerooted whatever rerouted, But we always tell him,
don't take the last flight out. That's silly. Why would
you do that because this happens all the time. So
(03:01):
now fast forward to this vacation, and we found out
on the air that Josh and Andrew, which, by the way,
I will swear on everything I did not bring this up.
Josh and Andrew are leaving for vacation two days early.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
No, I'll be here tomorrow. Well, sorry, when we record this,
it's gonna be Thursday tomorrow. I will be here tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are you gonna be here for the whole morning, for most.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Of the morning. Yeah, so no, okay until nine thirty, which,
let's be honest, y'all leave at nine thirty anyway, I
don't well, let's say the significant portion of the rule
enforcers are leaving at nine fifteen, nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But here's so here's my question, right, do you all
feel badly about this? No?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Because they got all my work done?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh wow, So that was the talk of the room.
When you walked out. Everybody was like, oh, so, now
I see why Andrew's been rushing us all to do more,
and why Andrew has made us celebrate Josh's birthday early.
And Andrew really tried to rearrange everything for us so
that he could have an easier time giving you a
heads up, prepare yourself for that one.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well, let me tell you something. Did everybody else benefit
from it? Do they have do the people who wait
until the last minute to do things? Did they get
it done two days early? Yeah? They did so so
oh they did.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well that's not what I heard. Well, you have mattered.
I heard it was all Andrew being being more pushy,
and I was actually like trying to help Andrew with
a lot of this stuff to get it done early.
You don't need help.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I don't need help with that. Trust me. I made
them get their job done.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Should I send the text messages where you were like,
thank you, thank you, thank you, Oh my god, thank
you so much for helping me.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
No, I'm saying that helped. That ultimately helped get those
people's jobs done early. So therefore I don't feel bad.
Everybody benefited. All ships rose. We got what we needed
done two days early, when historically up until literally like
sometimes three four o'clock, I will be here on a
Friday before vacation, sitting there doing a ton of stuff
(04:55):
because I'm just like, oh god, I got it literally
at the last minute. So now two days early, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I don't think anyone's thinking you, no.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
They don't need to because instead they'll complain and say
I rush them.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, that's actually that's that's currently the vibe that Andrew
rushed everybody. We celebrated Josh's birthday early for no reason.
Why wouldn't we have done it on Friday instead of
a Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You know all these things because we're already pre recording
two different things for Friday, so again, everybody will be
out by like eight thirty. Anyway, I'm just telling you
how it works in my head, and I know that's
gonna GE's gonna.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Be your head being the operative work. Because here's what
I say. I said this to you yesterday when we
were talking about this. I just don't understand why everyone
has to push the boundaries constantly here. I'm a boundary
push for myself in a lot of ways, But when
it comes to our actual vacation time, we get a
lot of vacation and our bosses are pretty lenient if
we just say, hey, like I need a day off
(05:47):
and you tell them. But when people try to scam it,
that's when I'm like, but why why? Sure?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I never also take sick days, thankfully, I don't get
a responsibility for things.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I take it.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I didn't take responsible. I'm leaving. I'm leaving a full
day early. But I got all of my work done
that I needed to and advance did it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
By rushing everybody else, That's what I'm saying. But did
they acting like it had to get done because there
was a reason that had to get done when in realities,
if you're what if, if, in fact, somebody were to
stay here, which I said to him yesterday too, if
somebody has to stay here until four o'clock on a Friday,
that is still a work day. So it's not like
I used to do it all the time. I don't
really feel horrible for people that have to stay a
(06:23):
little longer.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's just when I again am waiting here twelve weeks off,
and I was sitting and waiting for things, and I'm
constantly just waiting. I'm kind of like a call routing center.
So I'm just sitting here waiting for everything to get done,
and I'm kind of like, why can it be done?
I can't do it myself. But I also know that,
like I'm just kind of sitting here just like, but if.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You didn't have plans, it wouldn't matter if it got
done or not.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It's no, but still, I don't want to be here
on I don't want to get here at five am
to then sit here.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Never get here at five am in life, are five
am five.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Point thirty six am to sit here and just wait.
I don't like just waiting and then getting home at
like five six o'clock.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Right, but I feel like I'm tired. The point so,
because you wanted it to be convenient for you, you
made other people dance so that you could do what
you want to do. Yes or no?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
They benefited from us, yes or no?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes or no, it's yes, it's any question.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
It's vague in the sense that it's being framed as malicious,
but there's nothing malicious about it because at.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
The end of the day, they got the work selfish.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yes. Time, I think we're arguing about the wrong thing here, Okay,
we're talking about or we're putting the spotlight on the
wrong portion of the conversation. Okay, it's why do you
think that you get to leave a day earlier than
everyone else for vacation? Yeah, like I don't. I don't
(07:45):
get it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I will and you know what, happily we'll take responsibility
for that. Is it really take your because you're trying
to frame it as you've rushed people, and that's not right.
I don't feel bad for that. I will say I
do feel bad if, if God forbid, I'm slowing things
down to such a degree with my absence, which when
(08:06):
I am here, i'm a flops manager and I don't
do anything, but apparently when I leave, most vital member
of the whole team.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Again, no one said that was actually I don't know
where that came from, but also are changing the topic again.
The point is, like I I was supposed to go
to LA next week this week, the flights would have
been way cheaper if I just decided that I wasn't
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going to come in the day before every the day
before vacation actually started. If I could just leave whenever
I wanted, that would be great. And they gave Scary
so much shit for doing it, and you still thought,
well that it would be okay to just weasele your
way through and not even say anything like for me.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'm feeling a little sick, so I might have to take.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Shut Oh this is another thing. Oh no, I need
to bring this up because Andrew decided to tell me
that he didn't think that I was sick last week.
I am floored.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Where was the testing?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh I have I still have the test actually on
my dresser to remind me that somebody got me sick. Okay,
c O V I D is still in the place
to be. Okay, and Andrew doesn't believe me.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I would like to see everything about that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Ryan, You'll go freestyle.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I don't understand how I could have been on my
deathbed and instead of asking me if I felt better,
you were walking around telling people I wasn't sick.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I was speaking it into my own head. I never
said it out loud.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't think you said that to me.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Okay, good, but yeah, I thought it.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Is it convenient yes or no? That Nate is sick?
This pretty much this whole week before vacation.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Well, listen, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm gonna
keeps a bound. I'm going to keep the thoughts to myself.
Why it's a podcast simply because there is a chance
that he is really sick, truly, and if he does
feel the way that I felt last week or worse,
I do feel bad for him. Okay, and if like
he's alone too, that I would have been fucked up
(10:11):
if I was by myself.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
So I when people are sick, you know, I'll harass
them every day. Hey, how you feeling? What's going on?
Can I help you with anything? Nate said, this is
the worst that he has felt of the three times
that he had COVID, because he has COVID allegedly, of
the three times he's had it, he says, this is his,
hands down the worst.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No, and he has like asthma and stuff like that. Also,
let the record reflect, is that how you say it? Yes,
I didn't get him sick. I want to make that
very clear. Okayone tries to.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Run away from this. It wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
No, it wasn't me.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Because it's been over a weability, and maybe we should
turn the spotlight over to you. Yes, he had COVID
and you had COVID last week. I'm just saying it
seems like the.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Incubation period gone.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, yeah, whatever, I have to accept responsibility. Maybe say
to yourself, could I have gotten him sick? There's potential?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Could I have gotten him sick? You really believe? I
mean whatever, I sprayed in my studio down. I was
only here for like two hours. Okay, he didn't walk
into Oh we were in the same space for a
little bit, but it would have he would have gotten
it way before this, for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Because the incubation period. Again, you should have been in
the clear. You should have been in the clear regardless.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Everyone, everyone is doing opposite of what we all talked
about we were gonna do before our last vacation, which
was get our ship together. And here we are ship apart. Yep,
all apart, all over the place.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I mean the ship is done though, like the ship
with shat. I will say so, yes, But.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
The point is you made everybody scramble for you, yes
or no.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
It's if scrambling or no.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
RFK Junior.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
If scrambling, I'll give me autism. Who can say if
doing your job early is scrambling, then maybe fix how
early you got to get it done, because that's a
little crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Well, you're also talking to the wrong people here.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Okay, get my work done.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
We do what we need to do. Maybe you should
talk to others and put your foot down with them.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
And that's what I did, and then I got it
done two days early, so again, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's not what I heard.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
There's nothing about this sounds like you're sorry, sounds like
it sounds like belligerents. If I have to apologie justification,
what do I really do?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I need to, like sincerely apologize to these people and
say I'm sorry for making you scramble.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I don't think you should. I don't think you need
to go to them and say I'm sorry for making
you scramble. But I think if people come to you
and they're like, I see what you did, you little rat,
you should probably be like, yes, I.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Did great, I will happily and any day doesn't sound.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Like it is, No, it doesn't. And also, I think
you should apologize for testing the boundaries the way that
you are. I don't think it has anything to do
with the people who you think it has to do with.
I think that you should apologize to your boss for
testing the boundaries that he's so clearly put in place,
not even a month ago.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
You're just saying.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And I think this highlights, this highlights something interesting. Everybody
likes to point the finger at other people for doing things,
but we're all guilty of it in some capacity.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
We all do it not me.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I almost do it, like I know you know. Some
of the like get your shit together conversation is about
when you're on the air, you need to be in
a room that's on the air when we're time to
be on the air. I walk in late all the time.
Am I doing other things? Sure? Most of the time
it's like I'm in the other room working on like
a game or something. But a lot of times it's
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I went to get coffee and I just took too
long to come back. I can take responsibility for that
and own that that is true. I do do that.
I can't point out other people and say other people
are doing it. I'm perfect, But I feel like around
here there's a lot of people that think nothing applies
to them and it's everybody else. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
For sure, I accept full responsibility. I apologize to anybody
who I feel.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Don't hear the belligerents in your voice, Andrew, we hear it.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
To get your checked, because now I can't even apologize
without being attacked.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
My ears be working fine, That's why I can hear it.
Get him checked, but he is not actually sincere I'm
telling you heologized to me for anything.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I'm apologizing for testing the limits, for forcing people to
do stuff early without coming up with a clear reason
for them to do it early. I apologize.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
No, No, there was a clear reason you made people
scramble so you could leave work two days early.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Which is why I'm saying I apologize.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It just took us a really long time to get there,
really long time.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Andrew, Well, you got what you needed. Let's keep it pushing.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And I don't know, I feel like that's you taking
over the hosting role of my podcast. I feel like
I'm supposed to decide to keep it pushing.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
You know what, Mike, Everything's going to be a fight.
I can't do it. I'm in the trenches today.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Hey, you're going to Japan. You're gonna have a good
time Japandrew, Jeez, I hope so you will. It's gonna
be the best ever.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Maybe who could say you that's why you're.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Going back for the third time, because you're gonna have
a great time and potentially meet up with that secret
family that we think.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You have over there. Oh yeah, he's gonna hold the
baby for the first time.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
It's gonna be a big moment. I'm sorry you guys
won't be there.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
What would you name your son or daughter?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Totoro.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Totoro is a cute name.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay, So we will switch gears now because there are
a couple of things we need to get to. Some
crap that's been going on with Diamond and her butt specifically.
Oh and I do have some ask me anythings that
are some of them are kind of interesting. So I
like this. So Diamond, tell me what happened to you
in the bathroom the other day that you were a
bit traumatized by, and honestly I would be too.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah. So I was peeing in a stall, like a
private stall. Thank god, it was in a stall, thank god,
thank god it wasn't pooping, and I wiped, and I
don't know how, but the tissue flew out of my
hand and ended up by the foot of the person
in the stall next to me.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Post wipe, post your toilet paper flew out of your hand.
So now there's soiled toilet paper from your butt on
the ground next.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
To who was it another producer here?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay? Did she touch it?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
She didn't. I picked it up really really fast and
got it. Probably the fastest I've ever moved, And it
was like one of those things where I'm like squatting
and I'm turning and like whatever. I don't know how
I did it so fast. I'm adrenaline. I don't know embarrassment.
But she said not one thing to me. She didn't
even make a noise or anything like that. How could you? Oh,
(16:33):
I'm sure she noticed, like it was right next to
her foot, and she had on Ballerina slippers, so I
know she was freaking out. And she went about her business.
I come out of the stall. We make eye contacts.
She says, Hi, how are you? And I was like,
I get uh huh, and I just like was so awkward.
(16:53):
She said nothing, but now her face those Ballerina slippers
will be etched in my memory forever.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
So let me ask you this. That was sort of
like a best case scenario and some some awful Oh yes,
what if you had been doing a number two white
and the toilet paper then flew under the stall of
the person?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I probably would have thrown up. You would have. I
probably would have.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Would you have still moved so fast to grab it?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I would have had to, but I probably would have.
I probably would have thrown up, just like the thought
of like seeing that by somebody else's foot, Like if
it fell on the floor and nobody was there, Okay,
that's still like it's still privacy, right, I still had
that level of privacy. I would have been freaked out
and I probably would have been thankful then nobody was there.
But if somebody else saw like shit stains on a
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tissue of mine, yeah, I would throw up.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Okay, if anyone was wondering, because I do believe that
that sound we're all staring at it probably bled into
your microphone because Diamond has a super sensitive microphone over there.
And as we've talked about repeatedly, these studios are not soundproof,
which should be. They're cleaning up something outside and apparently
it's just rolls of duct tape on the floor that
they are ripping off and we're hearing it. So if
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you heard a weird noise, that's what it was. And
if you didn't, none of this made any sense, none
at all. Right, So Diamond had a traumatic experience.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
That happened to me upstairs once in the bathroom. While
I was in the bathroom, the toilet paper holder, like
I'm sitting there just minded my business on ten and
then like I hear someone walk in get in the
stall next to me. I'm like, okay, that's fine. But
then I hear like the toilet paper thing that connects
both stalls like rustling, and I'm like huh. And then
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all of a sudden, the door opens, so now it's
like just an open door, and I'm just like sitting
on the toilet and the guy, the janitor is changing
the toilet paper, and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Wait, like somebody walked in on you in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
They're in the stall next to me.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
The toilet paper connector whatever connects both stalls. He opened
the door to that so he.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Could have seen I knew if he wanted to. I'm
literally was just like looking at someone's face stairy through
the toilet paper dispenser.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I clenched so hard and I stood up against the
stall wall like I was like absolutely not, absolutely not, no.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Male, because those upstairs, and the reason people go up
there is because I don't know if it's the same
for the men's bathroom, but in the women's bathroom they
go Florida ceiling. Yeah, they're all the way down, so
you couldn't have flung it under. But I didn't know
that there was a way for someone to like pop
in on you from the dispenser. That's kind of creepy.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I didn't know that either until that moment, And as
it was happening, I'm like, what did you just say?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Like hello, someone's in here.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I think I was just so aghast at what was happening,
Like I was silent, not silent, because when that opened,
I'm like, he sees me right, like.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
He sees it, like this.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Isn't happening in real time, but it was, and I
was so scared.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Was it one of the maintenance guys that we know?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I think it was. And ever since then, I've kind
of always just been like hey and just keep it
pushing because I don't want to get noticed. It was scary.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Why is it so embarrassing and vulnerable when you're on
the toilet? Like you know how dogs when they go
to the bathroom, they stare at their owner because they're like,
hit me in case something bad happens, because it's their
most vulnerable. And then they want to come in the
bathroom when you're going because they want to protect you.
That's another reason we need a studio dog so that
you guys don't have incidents.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I would never take my dog into these bathrooms. No,
I wouldn't either, because you make of stand outside that
I don't know. People in here are dirty. I wouldn't
want my dog around any of these motherfuckers. Wow, I'm serious.
Some of the people who work here too.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I'll tell you what. I've never had so many people.
So we had a bunch of dogs in today, which
was incredible, and I think I found my forever dog.
I don't know. I love that thing so much, Diamond,
even you were.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Like, very cute, but not my thing.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
But he was so cute and I definitely monopolized him
for the whole time.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, he loved you.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
It was feelings mutual. I love that little dude. But
so many people were loving him and trying to touch
him and kiss him, and he was like up on
my boob the whole time. So there were so many
people kissing this thing right by my boob, and I
was like, this is odd, yet I'm allowing it to happen,
no problem. And now I smell like a potato chip,
little potato chip. He also farted into my sweater.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
No way he did. I was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Beans, god, that thing it rose up. I was like,
Andrew coming, puppy toots, little puppy fart.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
So that's what's going on. That's where everybody is on vacation.
That's their traumatic experience in the bathroom. Let me tell
you what I did once to someone. It was another person.
It wasn't me, but I so a lot of times
when you go on like not even necessarily cruise ships,
but there are certain places where there are automatic like
bathroom door openers for the handicap, right, So he puts
a button. Door opens real slow, real slow, but it's automated.
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So there was a bathroom like that, and when you
go into said bathroom, you lock the door because anybody
can open it from the outside. You just push the button.
So I was going to the bathroom. I pushed the button.
Here comes the door opening a real slow. There's a
man on the toilet and I was like no, and
he was like no. And then I'm trying to shut
the door, but because it was automated, I couldn't. And
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then he got up and like waddled over with his
dick tucked in and covering it to also pull the door.
It was the worst. And then I saw him four
more times on that vacation, and every time I saw him,
I was like, Brandon, that's the guy. Brandon was like,
stop pointing it him, stop putting it out. You gotta
let that go. What's wrong with you? I was like, God,
dang it. The worse, the worst.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
When he closes his eyes he sees your face.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Hey, my, I guarantee he went and told someone God,
this fucking girl opened the bathroom door. And then I
hope that whoever he was with, was like, why why
don't you lock it? Yeah, because that's not my fault.
How was I supposed to know? He said, Heystie, now
we're friends forever.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
So a couple of these asked me anythings that people submitted,
which I love. By the way, always send questions if
you want us to answer something. This one's a good one.
And this one actually started a little bit of controversy
on the show this morning. But I would love to
hear from you guys. It wasn't actually on the show,
it wasn't a commercial break, and then we never.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Got to it.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
We might by the time this podcast is out, but
it is now officially, as everybody says, spooky season. If
there were a horror movie and our entire cast of
the show were in the horror movie, who makes it
out alive? Let's make it easy first, who's the last
man standing or woman standing?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Danielle?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
So Danielle said Danielle, And I said, absolutely not. She
dies first. She's one of the first out. Why do
you think, Danielle. So that's where the controversy came, and
she was like, I would never. I would not. I'm like,
you know what, I think that you'd be like so
ha ha about it and like walked toward whatever the
danger was. Oh you just immediately boom done.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. I think I say that
she would last really long. Maybe maybe not the last person,
but I she'd last for a while because she'd enjoy it. Oh,
like you know, like she'd enjoy Like she wouldn't be
freaked out screaming in horror like me, but like she
would enjoy it. So she would enjoy like hiding to
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see where it went and blah blah blah, like you
know what I mean. I don't. I don't know. Okay, yeah,
but who.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Do you think makes it all the way to the
who's the last person alive? Because I have two people
I think will make it to the end.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I don't know. Oh, Garrett, Garrett makes it all the way.
I do.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I think he's also on early death. I think I
think Garrett's the what was that noise and then walks
down the steps and then the noise was the thing
that's gonna kill you. That's what I think Garrett would do.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I think he'd last a really long time.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Okay, all right, I see. I think Scotty and Froggy
would actually make it all the way to the end. Scotty, listen,
hear me out. They're so scared of everything that I
think the first sign of danger, they would take off
and hide, abandon all of us and leave us to die,
and they would just like be in a cabinet all
the way until the end.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
So no, you have to so we I think there's
like layers to this question.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, okay, go for it.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Are we talking an entity? Are we talking a killer?
Are we talking? Like what are we talking? Because if
it's a horror movie, I don't know, let's say it
could because he's gonna hide and the ghost, goblin, killer,
whatever is just going to be like this guy has
just been sitting here, easy death. Sneak up behind, a
quick little stabbing and move on. Okay, Yeah, Scotty's dead
(25:31):
like or he's the opening credits death. In my opinion,
there's also a chance.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
With Scott that he dies from like a self imposed
heart attack, because he would be so panicked. But if
he didn't, I don't know. I could see Scotty last
in the whole movie, Like in a recycling bin. I
could see him being that person.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
But final destination, if we're talking that type of horror movie,
he trips into the recycling bin if he doesn't realize
it's recycling day and then he gets smushed or there's a.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Bear trap in the recycling.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Bin exactly he falls in. Snap done.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Okay, Okay, I think okay, I still say Froggy and
Scotty have the best chance just because they would run.
I think first dead could also be Froggy or Scott depending.
I think early out's Danielle's out early. I think Diamond's
out early, unfortunately for racial reasons.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, yeah, I'm done. I didn't even put myself in
this equation. No, I'm over. I'm done, and I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I don't want to lead into anything that validates that.
But when we did see a bear, you did run
with a random couple without any service.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
First of all, it wasn't a couple. It was a
group of people.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
They can all eat you, sacrifice.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
You, and some thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Listen when there's danger. I'm out of there. Okay, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
You know what's funny, we actually realized in said scenario,
does Diamond choose the bear or does she choose the man?
And she chose the man? H she did? Or Andrew
and I chose the bear?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Okay, and we saw the prettiest thing we've ever seen. Yeah,
one of the prettiest things.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I'm so happy for you. That is not something I
will want to see. If there's a bear that is
stopping me from seeing the most beautiful thing I've ever seen,
take me out. I don't want to see it. I
don't care. No, m there's a chance that I see
it and don't make it back to tell the story.
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
No, I'm And I also think in our horror movie,
I think Elvis survives because I think he like immediately
you know how, there's one person who knows that like
the zombie apocalypse is coming and they have a bunker
somewhere and they just go into the bunker. I think
that's him. I think he somehow gets a hold of
a helicopter, gets out of wherever the danger is, and
he just lives to tell the tale of how all
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of us died.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
He's the comic relief where it's like in the beginning,
it's like, yeah, I have a bunker, and you're all
like ha ha haha. Then the zombie apocalypse happens, and
during the end credit scene he's just kind of like
twiddling his thumbs.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Like in the bunker, I told these bitches, great.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
If only everyone came to my bunker.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Two.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, I don't think you'd last.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I know I wouldn't, Are you kidding me? I would
never survive in a horrmony.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I think Andrew's also what was that sound the steps?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Remember? Oh we should split up? Whatever he told you
on the trail that time.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
She would have died. In that situation, I would have
kept running.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
No, I wouldn't have died because I wasn't splitting up.
We were on a trail. There were signs for mountain
lions everywhere we could smell the pea of the Mountain lions.
It was so strong. We know what catpece smells like.
You could smell it all over. There were signs that said,
beware small people. Make yourselves as big as you can.
We couldn't find the waterfall, but we could hear it
that we were trying to get to. Andrew's like, I
have an idea, we should split up the fun I
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didn't know people actually did that in real life. White
people do. That's what I said this guy.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Hey, Carol, I think the waterfalls over there. Let's take
separate side this way?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Why for what?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
For what reason?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
What is the point, Diane, take the picnic basket. No,
there's no mountain lions. You'll be fine. Oh well, yeah,
I think I definitely be dead. I don't think early.
I think maybe I make it till like midway through,
but definitely not the end. I'm toasted.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Gandhi's you're done too, Oh for sure. Yeah, because you're
going to see what's going on, like.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
The spirits walking into the scary room.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
If there's a dog, I'm going to get it.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Now. We're in a room and they say there's a
killer out there. She's like, I want to see what
he looks like.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
That's what I got to get the bunk stick out,
because then you'll also be sitting there.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Is he hot? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I kind of like when they have a wild side God. Okay,
next question, when are you guys planning your next camping trip.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I thought we were planning one for the top of
the year, but I don't think that's happening anymore.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, so the top of the year thing sort of
fizzled out for a couple of reasons. But also now
that there's a government shutdown, I don't know how that
affects the national parks, so that would be tough too.
But we were thinking maybe August again of the upcoming year.
We could also potentially do April, but somewhere around there. Yeah,
and we were also thinking that we would maybe do
(30:09):
Crater Lake Olympic National Park and some of the other
stuff around there. I think Banfit is up there because
it looks incredible.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'm just down for whatever you guys decide.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
So I love this about you. You've changed quite a
lot over our trips.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I mean, first of all, I don't know the national
parks like that you guys know, so I don't have
to say.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
It's like we're friends with the parks. Like I'm just
going to experience your parks.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, like cool, whatever, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, Okay, and last one and then I know everybody
has to go because Andrew's leaving a couple of days
earlier for vacations. Right, So don't forget what is your
favorite and least favorite part of living in New York City.
Diamond is born and bred Brooklyn. Yeah, so you've got
the most. Andrew born on Staten Island.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
We don't talk about thatt.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
He grew up in New Jersey and I was born
in Columbus, Ohio. Have lived all over the place, but
I've been here for seven years, so I think we're
probably all gonna have different things.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I think the thing that I love the most about
being born and raised here is that everything's right here,
or it feels like everything is right here. Like if
I wanted to experience another culture but I didn't have
the money to like really travel, I could go to
a specific part of Brooklyn or Queens and like just
(31:32):
feel like you're yeah, Like you know, what's the worst.
The fact that it's so expensive. I think that it's
embarrassing that like a lot of people talk about this,
but a lot of people that I know talk about
this because a lot of us are born and raised here,
but a lot of me and my friends are still
living with our parents because we just like people who
(31:54):
move into the city have no choice but to pay
the rent, but like people who were born and here
seeing the city get gentrified, I'm not spending like five
thousand dollars on a mini apartment that's down the block
from where I used to get beat up. You know
what I mean. I'm sorry, it's not happening. It's to
run for my life from some of these places, and
now it's sitting there like oh coffee shop, Like fuck no,
(32:16):
I'm still not going over there. And you think I'm
gonna pay five thousand dollars to live there? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
You know, five thousand is a steal on parent by yourself,
Like hell no.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
So maybe the okay, Andrew, I think that's me heard
it too?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Up the dog.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Oh maybe she'll be out Friday too.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I can make all of you live in hell with me,
not me, because you're moving to Japan early.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Anyway. I think my favorite part about the city is
that kind of like what Diamond said, you can kind
of get or do whatever you want at any time.
It really is like always on. It's one of the
only cities I can say I've ever been to where
it's like, you want to go to a bar at
four am, you can. If you want to go to
like a crazy museum party, you could probably find one someplace.
(33:12):
If you want to go see a Broadway show or
go have like the best soup dumplings outside of being
in actual China, Like you can just come here and
has everything. I really like that. One thing that I
dislike about it is that sometimes it feels it moves
like too fast. I don't think there's a really good
work life balance here. I think it's more focused on hustling, yeah,
(33:36):
and like trying to get yourself to the top in
a way that's like the expectation of the city, and
I don't think there's enough of a balance.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
That's good answer. That was somewhat similar to what I
was going to say, so I'll try to pivot. I
agree with you guys, it feels like this is the
capital of the world because we all travel and go
other places and there's nowhere to me that feels the
way New York City feels London. Parts of London close,
parts of Mumbai came close. I haven't been to Tokyo, so
(34:04):
I don't know, but New York just seems like it's
got diversity. Anything you want will show up at your
front door. Literally. You can be like, I need a
mattress at one am, and somehow you can get a mattress.
It's gonna cost you a lot of money, but you
can get it. I like that there's so much opportunity
here to do or be whatever you want to be,
whomever you are. If you're a weird goth who somehow
(34:25):
wants to own a flower shop, there's a whole community
of people like you who want to do the same thing.
And I think that that's awesome. I think as far
as what I don't like about it, obviously, the cost
is wild. The hustle culture here is wild. I think
it's very easy here to feel lonely despite how many
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people live here, because there are so many people that
live here, and everyone really is focused on trying to hustle,
trying to make that five thousand dollars rent, trying to
do whatever. People are really like kind of tunnel vision
focus on the themselves and what they're doing. So I
think it's very easy to feel alone in a city
full of millions of people. I don't necessarily love that.
(35:08):
And I'll tell you what else I don't like. I
always feel like, whenever there's some threat level whatever, New
York City is right there, oh yeah for sure, and
we're like, damn, why you gotta come over here? Leave
us alone.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
It also feels like a lot of times we're in
a bubble because it is a very liberal area. Our
gun laws are quite different than a lot of other places.
I think a lot of things that happen outside of
New York and New Jersey feel so foreign to us
because we do live in this bubble of you know, wealthy,
(35:38):
maybe liberal like people hustling all kinds of stuff, and
we live around so many diverse people that it's second
nature to us that you're gonna see people who don't
look like you constantly and it doesn't phaze you. But then,
as we experience when you head out West and Diamond
and I go walking into some one of these little
cowboy shops, it was like the record stops and they're like, well,
what's that? So I think sometimes it could be a
(35:59):
little bit of a bull here, but it's a good
like to me, it's a good bubble. I like that,
So I guess that would be those would be my
seventeen grips about living here. I love it.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I think you have to expose yourself to new stimulis.
That's why I like New York a lot too. It's
like what you're saying, you're exposed to so many different
cultures all at once. Yeah, Like, if you're going to
travel to like one place in your life, it probably
should be in New York to really give yourself extreme
culture shock.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Between the amount of the way people walk here, like
you could walk outside and people are speaking five different languages. Again,
it's just so much at once. But I think you
kind of need that shock to your system to kind
of gain new perspectives that maybe other cities don't necessarily
have because you're trapped in a car when you're commuting,
you're not stuck like sandwiched in between people on a
(36:49):
bus or a train or like just I don't know,
it's just you have to put yourself out there a
little more. Yeah, And I think New York forces that
out of you Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
And that one song Everybody's for Worse. On screen, he
says everybody should live in New York or for too
long because it'll make you hard, and everybody should live
in California not for too long because it'll make you soft.
I feel like that's true. So how long is too long? Yeah,
California might make you soft. I would live listen, I'd
live in California and heartbeat. I love California if it
(37:20):
wasn't so freaking far away from everyone and everything I love.
I would live in California, but can't.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
So the weather's great, the people aren't. That's the thing.
I was in California for ten days and I thought
that I was gonna stay there. By day seven, I
was like, I can't.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Do this, which parts La Okay, So it's like, eh
La is different than like San Diego.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I've never been to San Diego. Can listen? No, Can
we go next year and make sure that we go
to SeaWorld. The concerts at SeaWorld, as long as.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
They don't have like captive animals.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
No, but you know what I'm talking about, the contents
at SeaWorld.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
What are you talking about? They're doing like seals with tambourine.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
No, they're doing like like throwback artist. Yes, it was
like teeth pain. Yes, the ying Yang Twins, and it
was like it looks like they're all gonna watch like
a Shamou show or something like that. And then bow
Wow runs out Soldier Boy and they make them run
(38:17):
out and they're on like this own little platform and
then they're surrounded by water and then the people are
sitting like the audiences in there. Let me tell you,
is there a splash loone?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Is there a splash zone?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
When you're watching the shows like the first three rows,
you'll get wet because of this.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh I don't know. No, they don't even bring animals out.
It's just the artist. I want to go so bad.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I can see Social Boys splashing a lot of people,
but Ying Yang Twins. I want to see a Yanyang
Twins concert with you, just because I know how much
you love them. Oh shaker, did you know one of
them has a little hand? Yes, yeah, one of them
has like a little hand. He used to carry around
a gasoline thing full of alcohol and we did a
bowling event with him when I was an intern. It
(39:00):
was awkward because he had a little hand and I
didn't know that, so like I went to hand them
the ball and I was like, oh, no, oh, okay, cool?
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Is it Yan or Yang Yang twins?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I don't know which one it is. Do you know
their names?
Speaker 2 (39:11):
No? No, I can't even I couldn't tell them apart.
I probably couldn't kick them. I couldn't name them, like
pick them out in the lineup. But I know every
damn song Rock who Caine and d Rock all right,
We're something new every day and the strap around your ankles.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Simon's favorite songs Kane that has the Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Thank you for your investigative journalism. Andrew really appreciated.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
We could call a bitch Bojangles. Wait, how romantic?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I do not continue because throw up.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I don't know, Andrew, we might have just found your
song for karaoke night. He told me he would do
a duet of Walp with me. Nope, yep, he said.
So I'm walking out, He's Meg, I'm Cardie.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Oh I'm walking out.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
She touch that little thing that's say in the back
of my throat.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Get me out of here.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
And now, on that note, if people want to find you, Diamond,
where they.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Find you at Diamonds sincere.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Okay, Andrew at Andrew Pug, have you thought about changing
your handle to jup Andrew No, because then.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
I have to go back to Andrew Pug afterwards.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Okay, cool at Andrew Pug and I am at Baby
Hot Sauce. I think we're actually going to start an
Instagram page specifically for the show. For a lot of reasons,
we need a sauce on the side Instagram page.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, so that's exciting stuff. I hope you guys are
having a super good time on your vacation while I
look at you and tell you.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
That thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
You're welcome, and I can't wait to see you guys
when you get back. Say bye everybody. Bye. Oh wait, no,
I lie. Listen, follow, subscribe, rate, rate, review, review, and
that's the same thing. Rate and review.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
No, because you could just leave five stars. We want
you to rate us five stars and review us, tell.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Us why we're pretty oh god, and leave a talkback.
Leave a talk back and you can ask us anything.
We will answer the questions that we can can answer
salary questions. Because my contract told me I'm not allowed.
I tried to. I tried to start a union here.
It didn't really work out well, so on that note, okay,
now say bye everybody, Bye,
Sauce on the side.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Diamond is done choking or whatever is happening over there.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm done, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Okay, we have a lot to talk to Diamond about
right now. Okay, Andrew is here. Hello, buddy. Oh hi,
I feel like it's been a while since the three
of us did this together.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, A nice summit, if you will, A nice summit.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I've missed you both. I'm glad that you're here.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Missed you.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
This is going to be Uh, we're on vacation week episode,
so the show's on vacation, so as we record this,
obviously we're in the studio. But when people hear this,
where will everybody be?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Diamond? Let's start with you, probably in the studio.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh, you're gonna get into work?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah? Oh why maybe?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I am whatever?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Nothing crazy overtime babes.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh, get a poppin' get it poppin'. Okay, that makes sense.
If I sound a little stuffy, it's because I just
buried my face in a husky's back and I'm very
allergic to them. So we're working through it right now. Okay, Andrew,
where are you gonna be?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I will be going to Hiroshima for the day in Japan.
So I'm so excited and I can't I've never been.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Josh called him Japangra the other day and I was like, yes,
that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, this is his
third time going.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm excited for you, me too.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I want us to all go one day. That would
be fun.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I wanted to go with you guys, but I, as
you hear this episode, will be either having a really
good time or potentially in the seventh realm of hell
because I'm going on a cruise. Shout out Norwegian, but
I paid for this, I guess I don't have to
shout them out, but shout out just a general shout out.
We're going on a cruise because my mom for her
birthday and my dad they just wanted to go to
(01:40):
New England and look at leaves, which actually sounds amazing
to me because we're gonna get to go to Canada
as well, Halifax, which I've always wanted to go, and Akadia,
which is one of my favorite places ever. And I'm
going to see my friends because we're swinging by Boston.
So when everyone's out running around and like exploring the city.
I'm gonna hang out with my friends in Boston.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I love that for you.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, it makes me a good time. Yeah, that's what
we're all doing. But Andrew, should we talk about the
scandal with Andrew? Absolutely scam Drew the p Andrew scam Drew.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Just yeah, I love this for me that you could
just add Drew at the end of ye.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah. So we as a collective have a gajillion weeks
of vacation year, right, we have a lot. I don't
even know how much, but we have a lot. And
it's awesome. Love it. Take advantage of it. It's amazing.
We had a talk as a group, we had kind
of a team talk not too long ago that everyone
just sort of like getting their shit together, right, Like,
(02:38):
we need to show up. We need to do our job.
Stop messing around so much. It's good to mess around,
but it's your job done first, and quit trying to
scam extra days. And then right after this scary gone
extra day, he says it was by accident because his
flight got rerooted whatever rerouted, But we always tell him,
don't take the last flight out. That's silly. Why would
you do that because this happens all the time. So
(03:01):
now fast forward to this vacation, and we found out
on the air that Josh and Andrew, which, by the way,
I will swear on everything I did not bring this up.
Josh and Andrew are leaving for vacation two days early.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
No, I'll be here tomorrow. Well, sorry, when we record this,
it's gonna be Thursday tomorrow. I will be here tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are you gonna be here for the whole morning, for most.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Of the morning. Yeah, so no, okay until nine thirty, which,
let's be honest, y'all leave at nine thirty anyway, I
don't well, let's say the significant portion of the rule
enforcers are leaving at nine fifteen, nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But here's so here's my question, right, do you all
feel badly about this? No?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Because they got all my work done?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh wow, So that was the talk of the room.
When you walked out. Everybody was like, oh, so, now
I see why Andrew's been rushing us all to do more,
and why Andrew has made us celebrate Josh's birthday early.
And Andrew really tried to rearrange everything for us so
that he could have an easier time giving you a
heads up, prepare yourself for that one.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well, let me tell you something. Did everybody else benefit
from it? Do they have do the people who wait
until the last minute to do things? Did they get
it done two days early? Yeah? They did so so
oh they did.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well that's not what I heard. Well, you have mattered.
I heard it was all Andrew being being more pushy,
and I was actually like trying to help Andrew with
a lot of this stuff to get it done early.
You don't need help.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I don't need help with that. Trust me. I made
them get their job done.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Should I send the text messages where you were like,
thank you, thank you, thank you, Oh my god, thank
you so much for helping me.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
No, I'm saying that helped. That ultimately helped get those
people's jobs done early. So therefore I don't feel bad.
Everybody benefited. All ships rose. We got what we needed
done two days early, when historically up until literally like
sometimes three four o'clock, I will be here on a
Friday before vacation, sitting there doing a ton of stuff
(04:55):
because I'm just like, oh god, I got it literally
at the last minute. So now two days early, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I don't think anyone's thinking you, no.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
They don't need to because instead they'll complain and say
I rush them.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, that's actually that's that's currently the vibe that Andrew
rushed everybody. We celebrated Josh's birthday early for no reason.
Why wouldn't we have done it on Friday instead of
a Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You know all these things because we're already pre recording
two different things for Friday, so again, everybody will be
out by like eight thirty. Anyway, I'm just telling you
how it works in my head, and I know that's
gonna GE's gonna.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Be your head being the operative work. Because here's what
I say. I said this to you yesterday when we
were talking about this. I just don't understand why everyone
has to push the boundaries constantly here. I'm a boundary
push for myself in a lot of ways, But when
it comes to our actual vacation time, we get a
lot of vacation and our bosses are pretty lenient if
we just say, hey, like I need a day off
(05:47):
and you tell them. But when people try to scam it,
that's when I'm like, but why why? Sure?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I never also take sick days, thankfully, I don't get
a responsibility for things.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I take it.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I didn't take responsible. I'm leaving. I'm leaving a full
day early. But I got all of my work done
that I needed to and advance did it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
By rushing everybody else, That's what I'm saying. But did
they acting like it had to get done because there
was a reason that had to get done when in realities,
if you're what if, if, in fact, somebody were to
stay here, which I said to him yesterday too, if
somebody has to stay here until four o'clock on a Friday,
that is still a work day. So it's not like
I used to do it all the time. I don't
really feel horrible for people that have to stay a
(06:23):
little longer.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's just when I again am waiting here twelve weeks off,
and I was sitting and waiting for things, and I'm
constantly just waiting. I'm kind of like a call routing center.
So I'm just sitting here waiting for everything to get done,
and I'm kind of like, why can it be done?
I can't do it myself. But I also know that,
like I'm just kind of sitting here just like, but if.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You didn't have plans, it wouldn't matter if it got
done or not.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It's no, but still, I don't want to be here
on I don't want to get here at five am
to then sit here.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Never get here at five am in life, are five
am five.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Point thirty six am to sit here and just wait.
I don't like just waiting and then getting home at
like five six o'clock.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Right, but I feel like I'm tired. The point so,
because you wanted it to be convenient for you, you
made other people dance so that you could do what
you want to do. Yes or no?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
They benefited from us, yes or no?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes or no, it's yes, it's any question.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
It's vague in the sense that it's being framed as malicious,
but there's nothing malicious about it because at.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
The end of the day, they got the work selfish.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yes. Time, I think we're arguing about the wrong thing here, Okay,
we're talking about or we're putting the spotlight on the
wrong portion of the conversation. Okay, it's why do you
think that you get to leave a day earlier than
everyone else for vacation? Yeah, like I don't. I don't
(07:45):
get it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I will and you know what, happily we'll take responsibility
for that. Is it really take your because you're trying
to frame it as you've rushed people, and that's not right.
I don't feel bad for that. I will say I
do feel bad if, if God forbid, I'm slowing things
down to such a degree with my absence, which when
(08:06):
I am here, i'm a flops manager and I don't
do anything, but apparently when I leave, most vital member
of the whole team.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Again, no one said that was actually I don't know
where that came from, but also are changing the topic again.
The point is, like I I was supposed to go
to LA next week this week, the flights would have
been way cheaper if I just decided that I wasn't
(08:35):
going to come in the day before every the day
before vacation actually started. If I could just leave whenever
I wanted, that would be great. And they gave Scary
so much shit for doing it, and you still thought,
well that it would be okay to just weasele your
way through and not even say anything like for me.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'm feeling a little sick, so I might have to take.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Shut Oh this is another thing. Oh no, I need
to bring this up because Andrew decided to tell me
that he didn't think that I was sick last week.
I am floored.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Where was the testing?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh I have I still have the test actually on
my dresser to remind me that somebody got me sick. Okay,
c O V I D is still in the place
to be. Okay, and Andrew doesn't believe me.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I would like to see everything about that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Ryan, You'll go freestyle.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I don't understand how I could have been on my
deathbed and instead of asking me if I felt better,
you were walking around telling people I wasn't sick.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I was speaking it into my own head. I never
said it out loud.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't think you said that to me.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Okay, good, but yeah, I thought it.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Is it convenient yes or no? That Nate is sick?
This pretty much this whole week before vacation.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Well, listen, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm gonna
keeps a bound. I'm going to keep the thoughts to myself.
Why it's a podcast simply because there is a chance
that he is really sick, truly, and if he does
feel the way that I felt last week or worse,
I do feel bad for him. Okay, and if like
he's alone too, that I would have been fucked up
(10:11):
if I was by myself.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
So I when people are sick, you know, I'll harass
them every day. Hey, how you feeling? What's going on?
Can I help you with anything? Nate said, this is
the worst that he has felt of the three times
that he had COVID, because he has COVID allegedly, of
the three times he's had it, he says, this is his,
hands down the worst.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No, and he has like asthma and stuff like that. Also,
let the record reflect, is that how you say it? Yes,
I didn't get him sick. I want to make that
very clear. Okayone tries to.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Run away from this. It wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
No, it wasn't me.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Because it's been over a weability, and maybe we should
turn the spotlight over to you. Yes, he had COVID
and you had COVID last week. I'm just saying it
seems like the.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Incubation period gone.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, yeah, whatever, I have to accept responsibility. Maybe say
to yourself, could I have gotten him sick? There's potential?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Could I have gotten him sick? You really believe? I
mean whatever, I sprayed in my studio down. I was
only here for like two hours. Okay, he didn't walk
into Oh we were in the same space for a
little bit, but it would have he would have gotten
it way before this, for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Because the incubation period. Again, you should have been in
the clear. You should have been in the clear regardless.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Everyone, everyone is doing opposite of what we all talked
about we were gonna do before our last vacation, which
was get our ship together. And here we are ship apart. Yep,
all apart, all over the place.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I mean the ship is done though, like the ship
with shat. I will say so, yes, But.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
The point is you made everybody scramble for you, yes
or no.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
It's if scrambling or no.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
RFK Junior.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
If scrambling, I'll give me autism. Who can say if
doing your job early is scrambling, then maybe fix how
early you got to get it done, because that's a
little crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Well, you're also talking to the wrong people here.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Okay, get my work done.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
We do what we need to do. Maybe you should
talk to others and put your foot down with them.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
And that's what I did, and then I got it
done two days early, so again, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's not what I heard.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
There's nothing about this sounds like you're sorry, sounds like
it sounds like belligerents. If I have to apologie justification,
what do I really do?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I need to, like sincerely apologize to these people and
say I'm sorry for making you scramble.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I don't think you should. I don't think you need
to go to them and say I'm sorry for making
you scramble. But I think if people come to you
and they're like, I see what you did, you little rat,
you should probably be like, yes, I.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Did great, I will happily and any day doesn't sound.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Like it is, No, it doesn't. And also, I think
you should apologize for testing the boundaries the way that
you are. I don't think it has anything to do
with the people who you think it has to do with.
I think that you should apologize to your boss for
testing the boundaries that he's so clearly put in place,
not even a month ago.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
You're just saying.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And I think this highlights, this highlights something interesting. Everybody
likes to point the finger at other people for doing things,
but we're all guilty of it in some capacity.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
We all do it not me.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I almost do it, like I know you know. Some
of the like get your shit together conversation is about
when you're on the air, you need to be in
a room that's on the air when we're time to
be on the air. I walk in late all the time.
Am I doing other things? Sure? Most of the time
it's like I'm in the other room working on like
a game or something. But a lot of times it's
(13:37):
I went to get coffee and I just took too
long to come back. I can take responsibility for that
and own that that is true. I do do that.
I can't point out other people and say other people
are doing it. I'm perfect, But I feel like around
here there's a lot of people that think nothing applies
to them and it's everybody else. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
For sure, I accept full responsibility. I apologize to anybody
who I feel.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Don't hear the belligerents in your voice, Andrew, we hear it.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
To get your checked, because now I can't even apologize
without being attacked.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
My ears be working fine, That's why I can hear it.
Get him checked, but he is not actually sincere I'm
telling you heologized to me for anything.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I'm apologizing for testing the limits, for forcing people to
do stuff early without coming up with a clear reason
for them to do it early. I apologize.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
No, No, there was a clear reason you made people
scramble so you could leave work two days early.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Which is why I'm saying I apologize.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It just took us a really long time to get there,
really long time.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Andrew, Well, you got what you needed. Let's keep it pushing.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And I don't know, I feel like that's you taking
over the hosting role of my podcast. I feel like
I'm supposed to decide to keep it pushing.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
You know what, Mike, Everything's going to be a fight.
I can't do it. I'm in the trenches today.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Hey, you're going to Japan. You're gonna have a good
time Japandrew, Jeez, I hope so you will. It's gonna
be the best ever.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Maybe who could say you that's why you're.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Going back for the third time, because you're gonna have
a great time and potentially meet up with that secret
family that we think.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You have over there. Oh yeah, he's gonna hold the
baby for the first time.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
It's gonna be a big moment. I'm sorry you guys
won't be there.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
What would you name your son or daughter?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Totoro.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Totoro is a cute name.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay, So we will switch gears now because there are
a couple of things we need to get to. Some
crap that's been going on with Diamond and her butt specifically.
Oh and I do have some ask me anythings that
are some of them are kind of interesting. So I
like this. So Diamond, tell me what happened to you
in the bathroom the other day that you were a
bit traumatized by, and honestly I would be too.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah. So I was peeing in a stall, like a
private stall. Thank god, it was in a stall, thank god,
thank god it wasn't pooping, and I wiped, and I
don't know how, but the tissue flew out of my
hand and ended up by the foot of the person
in the stall next to me.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Post wipe, post your toilet paper flew out of your hand.
So now there's soiled toilet paper from your butt on
the ground next.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
To who was it another producer here?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay? Did she touch it?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
She didn't. I picked it up really really fast and
got it. Probably the fastest I've ever moved, And it
was like one of those things where I'm like squatting
and I'm turning and like whatever. I don't know how
I did it so fast. I'm adrenaline. I don't know embarrassment.
But she said not one thing to me. She didn't
even make a noise or anything like that. How could you? Oh,
(16:33):
I'm sure she noticed, like it was right next to
her foot, and she had on Ballerina slippers, so I
know she was freaking out. And she went about her business.
I come out of the stall. We make eye contacts.
She says, Hi, how are you? And I was like,
I get uh huh, and I just like was so awkward.
(16:53):
She said nothing, but now her face those Ballerina slippers
will be etched in my memory forever.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
So let me ask you this. That was sort of
like a best case scenario and some some awful Oh yes,
what if you had been doing a number two white
and the toilet paper then flew under the stall of
the person?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I probably would have thrown up. You would have. I
probably would have.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Would you have still moved so fast to grab it?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I would have had to, but I probably would have.
I probably would have thrown up, just like the thought
of like seeing that by somebody else's foot, Like if
it fell on the floor and nobody was there, Okay,
that's still like it's still privacy, right, I still had
that level of privacy. I would have been freaked out
and I probably would have been thankful then nobody was there.
But if somebody else saw like shit stains on a
(17:43):
tissue of mine, yeah, I would throw up.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Okay, if anyone was wondering, because I do believe that
that sound we're all staring at it probably bled into
your microphone because Diamond has a super sensitive microphone over there.
And as we've talked about repeatedly, these studios are not soundproof,
which should be. They're cleaning up something outside and apparently
it's just rolls of duct tape on the floor that
they are ripping off and we're hearing it. So if
(18:08):
you heard a weird noise, that's what it was. And
if you didn't, none of this made any sense, none
at all. Right, So Diamond had a traumatic experience.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
That happened to me upstairs once in the bathroom. While
I was in the bathroom, the toilet paper holder, like
I'm sitting there just minded my business on ten and
then like I hear someone walk in get in the
stall next to me. I'm like, okay, that's fine. But
then I hear like the toilet paper thing that connects
both stalls like rustling, and I'm like huh. And then
(18:39):
all of a sudden, the door opens, so now it's
like just an open door, and I'm just like sitting
on the toilet and the guy, the janitor is changing
the toilet paper, and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Wait, like somebody walked in on you in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
They're in the stall next to me.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
The toilet paper connector whatever connects both stalls. He opened
the door to that so he.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Could have seen I knew if he wanted to. I'm
literally was just like looking at someone's face stairy through
the toilet paper dispenser.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I clenched so hard and I stood up against the
stall wall like I was like absolutely not, absolutely not, no.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Male, because those upstairs, and the reason people go up
there is because I don't know if it's the same
for the men's bathroom, but in the women's bathroom they
go Florida ceiling. Yeah, they're all the way down, so
you couldn't have flung it under. But I didn't know
that there was a way for someone to like pop
in on you from the dispenser. That's kind of creepy.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I didn't know that either until that moment, And as
it was happening, I'm like, what did you just say?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Like hello, someone's in here.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I think I was just so aghast at what was happening,
Like I was silent, not silent, because when that opened,
I'm like, he sees me right, like.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
He sees it, like this.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Isn't happening in real time, but it was, and I
was so scared.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Was it one of the maintenance guys that we know?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I think it was. And ever since then, I've kind
of always just been like hey and just keep it
pushing because I don't want to get noticed. It was scary.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Why is it so embarrassing and vulnerable when you're on
the toilet? Like you know how dogs when they go
to the bathroom, they stare at their owner because they're like,
hit me in case something bad happens, because it's their
most vulnerable. And then they want to come in the
bathroom when you're going because they want to protect you.
That's another reason we need a studio dog so that
you guys don't have incidents.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I would never take my dog into these bathrooms. No,
I wouldn't either, because you make of stand outside that
I don't know. People in here are dirty. I wouldn't
want my dog around any of these motherfuckers. Wow, I'm serious.
Some of the people who work here too.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I'll tell you what. I've never had so many people.
So we had a bunch of dogs in today, which
was incredible, and I think I found my forever dog.
I don't know. I love that thing so much, Diamond,
even you were.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Like, very cute, but not my thing.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
But he was so cute and I definitely monopolized him
for the whole time.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, he loved you.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
It was feelings mutual. I love that little dude. But
so many people were loving him and trying to touch
him and kiss him, and he was like up on
my boob the whole time. So there were so many
people kissing this thing right by my boob, and I
was like, this is odd, yet I'm allowing it to happen,
no problem. And now I smell like a potato chip,
little potato chip. He also farted into my sweater.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
No way he did. I was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Beans, god, that thing it rose up. I was like,
Andrew coming, puppy toots, little puppy fart.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
So that's what's going on. That's where everybody is on vacation.
That's their traumatic experience in the bathroom. Let me tell
you what I did once to someone. It was another person.
It wasn't me, but I so a lot of times
when you go on like not even necessarily cruise ships,
but there are certain places where there are automatic like
bathroom door openers for the handicap, right, So he puts
a button. Door opens real slow, real slow, but it's automated.
(21:58):
So there was a bathroom like that, and when you
go into said bathroom, you lock the door because anybody
can open it from the outside. You just push the button.
So I was going to the bathroom. I pushed the button.
Here comes the door opening a real slow. There's a
man on the toilet and I was like no, and
he was like no. And then I'm trying to shut
the door, but because it was automated, I couldn't. And
(22:18):
then he got up and like waddled over with his
dick tucked in and covering it to also pull the door.
It was the worst. And then I saw him four
more times on that vacation, and every time I saw him,
I was like, Brandon, that's the guy. Brandon was like,
stop pointing it him, stop putting it out. You gotta
let that go. What's wrong with you? I was like, God,
dang it. The worse, the worst.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
When he closes his eyes he sees your face.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Hey, my, I guarantee he went and told someone God,
this fucking girl opened the bathroom door. And then I
hope that whoever he was with, was like, why why
don't you lock it? Yeah, because that's not my fault.
How was I supposed to know? He said, Heystie, now
we're friends forever.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
So a couple of these asked me anythings that people submitted,
which I love. By the way, always send questions if
you want us to answer something. This one's a good one.
And this one actually started a little bit of controversy
on the show this morning. But I would love to
hear from you guys. It wasn't actually on the show,
it wasn't a commercial break, and then we never.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Got to it.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
We might by the time this podcast is out, but
it is now officially, as everybody says, spooky season. If
there were a horror movie and our entire cast of
the show were in the horror movie, who makes it
out alive? Let's make it easy first, who's the last
man standing or woman standing?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Danielle?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
So Danielle said Danielle, And I said, absolutely not. She
dies first. She's one of the first out. Why do
you think, Danielle. So that's where the controversy came, and
she was like, I would never. I would not. I'm like,
you know what, I think that you'd be like so
ha ha about it and like walked toward whatever the
danger was. Oh you just immediately boom done.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. I think I say that
she would last really long. Maybe maybe not the last person,
but I she'd last for a while because she'd enjoy it. Oh,
like you know, like she'd enjoy Like she wouldn't be
freaked out screaming in horror like me, but like she
would enjoy it. So she would enjoy like hiding to
(24:12):
see where it went and blah blah blah, like you
know what I mean. I don't. I don't know. Okay, yeah,
but who.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Do you think makes it all the way to the
who's the last person alive? Because I have two people
I think will make it to the end.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I don't know. Oh, Garrett, Garrett makes it all the way.
I do.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I think he's also on early death. I think I
think Garrett's the what was that noise and then walks
down the steps and then the noise was the thing
that's gonna kill you. That's what I think Garrett would do.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I think he'd last a really long time.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Okay, all right, I see. I think Scotty and Froggy
would actually make it all the way to the end. Scotty, listen,
hear me out. They're so scared of everything that I
think the first sign of danger, they would take off
and hide, abandon all of us and leave us to die,
and they would just like be in a cabinet all
the way until the end.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
So no, you have to so we I think there's
like layers to this question.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, okay, go for it.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Are we talking an entity? Are we talking a killer?
Are we talking? Like what are we talking? Because if
it's a horror movie, I don't know, let's say it
could because he's gonna hide and the ghost, goblin, killer,
whatever is just going to be like this guy has
just been sitting here, easy death. Sneak up behind, a
quick little stabbing and move on. Okay, Yeah, Scotty's dead
(25:31):
like or he's the opening credits death. In my opinion,
there's also a chance.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
With Scott that he dies from like a self imposed
heart attack, because he would be so panicked. But if
he didn't, I don't know. I could see Scotty last
in the whole movie, Like in a recycling bin. I
could see him being that person.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
But final destination, if we're talking that type of horror movie,
he trips into the recycling bin if he doesn't realize
it's recycling day and then he gets smushed or there's a.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Bear trap in the recycling.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Bin exactly he falls in. Snap done.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Okay, Okay, I think okay, I still say Froggy and
Scotty have the best chance just because they would run.
I think first dead could also be Froggy or Scott depending.
I think early out's Danielle's out early. I think Diamond's
out early, unfortunately for racial reasons.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, yeah, I'm done. I didn't even put myself in
this equation. No, I'm over. I'm done, and I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I don't want to lead into anything that validates that.
But when we did see a bear, you did run
with a random couple without any service.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
First of all, it wasn't a couple. It was a
group of people.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
They can all eat you, sacrifice.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
You, and some thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Listen when there's danger. I'm out of there. Okay, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
You know what's funny, we actually realized in said scenario,
does Diamond choose the bear or does she choose the man?
And she chose the man? H she did? Or Andrew
and I chose the bear?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Okay, and we saw the prettiest thing we've ever seen. Yeah,
one of the prettiest things.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I'm so happy for you. That is not something I
will want to see. If there's a bear that is
stopping me from seeing the most beautiful thing I've ever seen,
take me out. I don't want to see it. I
don't care. No, m there's a chance that I see
it and don't make it back to tell the story.
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
No, I'm And I also think in our horror movie,
I think Elvis survives because I think he like immediately
you know how, there's one person who knows that like
the zombie apocalypse is coming and they have a bunker
somewhere and they just go into the bunker. I think
that's him. I think he somehow gets a hold of
a helicopter, gets out of wherever the danger is, and
he just lives to tell the tale of how all
(27:43):
of us died.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
He's the comic relief where it's like in the beginning,
it's like, yeah, I have a bunker, and you're all
like ha ha haha. Then the zombie apocalypse happens, and
during the end credit scene he's just kind of like
twiddling his thumbs.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Like in the bunker, I told these bitches, great.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
If only everyone came to my bunker.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Two.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, I don't think you'd last.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I know I wouldn't, Are you kidding me? I would
never survive in a horrmony.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I think Andrew's also what was that sound the steps?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Remember? Oh we should split up? Whatever he told you
on the trail that time.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
She would have died. In that situation, I would have
kept running.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
No, I wouldn't have died because I wasn't splitting up.
We were on a trail. There were signs for mountain
lions everywhere we could smell the pea of the Mountain lions.
It was so strong. We know what catpece smells like.
You could smell it all over. There were signs that said,
beware small people. Make yourselves as big as you can.
We couldn't find the waterfall, but we could hear it
that we were trying to get to. Andrew's like, I
have an idea, we should split up the fun I
(28:42):
didn't know people actually did that in real life. White
people do. That's what I said this guy.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Hey, Carol, I think the waterfalls over there. Let's take
separate side this way?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Why for what?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
For what reason?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
What is the point, Diane, take the picnic basket. No,
there's no mountain lions. You'll be fine. Oh well, yeah,
I think I definitely be dead. I don't think early.
I think maybe I make it till like midway through,
but definitely not the end. I'm toasted.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Gandhi's you're done too, Oh for sure. Yeah, because you're
going to see what's going on, like.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
The spirits walking into the scary room.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
If there's a dog, I'm going to get it.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Now. We're in a room and they say there's a
killer out there. She's like, I want to see what
he looks like.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
That's what I got to get the bunk stick out,
because then you'll also be sitting there.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Is he hot? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I kind of like when they have a wild side God. Okay,
next question, when are you guys planning your next camping trip.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I thought we were planning one for the top of
the year, but I don't think that's happening anymore.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, so the top of the year thing sort of
fizzled out for a couple of reasons. But also now
that there's a government shutdown, I don't know how that
affects the national parks, so that would be tough too.
But we were thinking maybe August again of the upcoming year.
We could also potentially do April, but somewhere around there. Yeah,
and we were also thinking that we would maybe do
(30:09):
Crater Lake Olympic National Park and some of the other
stuff around there. I think Banfit is up there because
it looks incredible.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'm just down for whatever you guys decide.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
So I love this about you. You've changed quite a
lot over our trips.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I mean, first of all, I don't know the national
parks like that you guys know, so I don't have
to say.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
It's like we're friends with the parks. Like I'm just
going to experience your parks.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, like cool, whatever, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, Okay, and last one and then I know everybody
has to go because Andrew's leaving a couple of days
earlier for vacations. Right, So don't forget what is your
favorite and least favorite part of living in New York City.
Diamond is born and bred Brooklyn. Yeah, so you've got
the most. Andrew born on Staten Island.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
We don't talk about thatt.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
He grew up in New Jersey and I was born
in Columbus, Ohio. Have lived all over the place, but
I've been here for seven years, so I think we're
probably all gonna have different things.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I think the thing that I love the most about
being born and raised here is that everything's right here,
or it feels like everything is right here. Like if
I wanted to experience another culture but I didn't have
the money to like really travel, I could go to
a specific part of Brooklyn or Queens and like just
(31:32):
feel like you're yeah, Like you know, what's the worst.
The fact that it's so expensive. I think that it's
embarrassing that like a lot of people talk about this,
but a lot of people that I know talk about
this because a lot of us are born and raised here,
but a lot of me and my friends are still
living with our parents because we just like people who
(31:54):
move into the city have no choice but to pay
the rent, but like people who were born and here
seeing the city get gentrified, I'm not spending like five
thousand dollars on a mini apartment that's down the block
from where I used to get beat up. You know
what I mean. I'm sorry, it's not happening. It's to
run for my life from some of these places, and
now it's sitting there like oh coffee shop, Like fuck no,
(32:16):
I'm still not going over there. And you think I'm
gonna pay five thousand dollars to live there? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
You know, five thousand is a steal on parent by yourself,
Like hell no.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
So maybe the okay, Andrew, I think that's me heard
it too?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Up the dog.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Oh maybe she'll be out Friday too.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I can make all of you live in hell with me,
not me, because you're moving to Japan early.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Anyway. I think my favorite part about the city is
that kind of like what Diamond said, you can kind
of get or do whatever you want at any time.
It really is like always on. It's one of the
only cities I can say I've ever been to where
it's like, you want to go to a bar at
four am, you can. If you want to go to
like a crazy museum party, you could probably find one someplace.
(33:12):
If you want to go see a Broadway show or
go have like the best soup dumplings outside of being
in actual China, Like you can just come here and
has everything. I really like that. One thing that I
dislike about it is that sometimes it feels it moves
like too fast. I don't think there's a really good
work life balance here. I think it's more focused on hustling, yeah,
(33:36):
and like trying to get yourself to the top in
a way that's like the expectation of the city, and
I don't think there's enough of a balance.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
That's good answer. That was somewhat similar to what I
was going to say, so I'll try to pivot. I
agree with you guys, it feels like this is the
capital of the world because we all travel and go
other places and there's nowhere to me that feels the
way New York City feels London. Parts of London close,
parts of Mumbai came close. I haven't been to Tokyo, so
(34:04):
I don't know, but New York just seems like it's
got diversity. Anything you want will show up at your
front door. Literally. You can be like, I need a
mattress at one am, and somehow you can get a mattress.
It's gonna cost you a lot of money, but you
can get it. I like that there's so much opportunity
here to do or be whatever you want to be,
whomever you are. If you're a weird goth who somehow
(34:25):
wants to own a flower shop, there's a whole community
of people like you who want to do the same thing.
And I think that that's awesome. I think as far
as what I don't like about it, obviously, the cost
is wild. The hustle culture here is wild. I think
it's very easy here to feel lonely despite how many
(34:47):
people live here, because there are so many people that
live here, and everyone really is focused on trying to hustle,
trying to make that five thousand dollars rent, trying to
do whatever. People are really like kind of tunnel vision
focus on the themselves and what they're doing. So I
think it's very easy to feel alone in a city
full of millions of people. I don't necessarily love that.
(35:08):
And I'll tell you what else I don't like. I
always feel like, whenever there's some threat level whatever, New
York City is right there, oh yeah for sure, and
we're like, damn, why you gotta come over here? Leave
us alone.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
It also feels like a lot of times we're in
a bubble because it is a very liberal area. Our
gun laws are quite different than a lot of other places.
I think a lot of things that happen outside of
New York and New Jersey feel so foreign to us
because we do live in this bubble of you know, wealthy,
(35:38):
maybe liberal like people hustling all kinds of stuff, and
we live around so many diverse people that it's second
nature to us that you're gonna see people who don't
look like you constantly and it doesn't phaze you. But then,
as we experience when you head out West and Diamond
and I go walking into some one of these little
cowboy shops, it was like the record stops and they're like, well,
what's that? So I think sometimes it could be a
(35:59):
little bit of a bull here, but it's a good
like to me, it's a good bubble. I like that,
So I guess that would be those would be my
seventeen grips about living here. I love it.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I think you have to expose yourself to new stimulis.
That's why I like New York a lot too. It's
like what you're saying, you're exposed to so many different
cultures all at once. Yeah, Like, if you're going to
travel to like one place in your life, it probably
should be in New York to really give yourself extreme
culture shock.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Between the amount of the way people walk here, like
you could walk outside and people are speaking five different languages. Again,
it's just so much at once. But I think you
kind of need that shock to your system to kind
of gain new perspectives that maybe other cities don't necessarily
have because you're trapped in a car when you're commuting,
you're not stuck like sandwiched in between people on a
(36:49):
bus or a train or like just I don't know,
it's just you have to put yourself out there a
little more. Yeah, And I think New York forces that
out of you Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
And that one song Everybody's for Worse. On screen, he
says everybody should live in New York or for too
long because it'll make you hard, and everybody should live
in California not for too long because it'll make you soft.
I feel like that's true. So how long is too long? Yeah,
California might make you soft. I would live listen, I'd
live in California and heartbeat. I love California if it
(37:20):
wasn't so freaking far away from everyone and everything I love.
I would live in California, but can't.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
So the weather's great, the people aren't. That's the thing.
I was in California for ten days and I thought
that I was gonna stay there. By day seven, I
was like, I can't.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Do this, which parts La Okay, So it's like, eh
La is different than like San Diego.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I've never been to San Diego. Can listen? No, Can
we go next year and make sure that we go
to SeaWorld. The concerts at SeaWorld, as long as.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
They don't have like captive animals.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
No, but you know what I'm talking about, the contents
at SeaWorld.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
What are you talking about? They're doing like seals with tambourine.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
No, they're doing like like throwback artist. Yes, it was
like teeth pain. Yes, the ying Yang Twins, and it
was like it looks like they're all gonna watch like
a Shamou show or something like that. And then bow
Wow runs out Soldier Boy and they make them run
(38:17):
out and they're on like this own little platform and
then they're surrounded by water and then the people are
sitting like the audiences in there. Let me tell you,
is there a splash loone?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Is there a splash zone?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
When you're watching the shows like the first three rows,
you'll get wet because of this.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh I don't know. No, they don't even bring animals out.
It's just the artist. I want to go so bad.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I can see Social Boys splashing a lot of people,
but Ying Yang Twins. I want to see a Yanyang
Twins concert with you, just because I know how much
you love them. Oh shaker, did you know one of
them has a little hand? Yes, yeah, one of them
has like a little hand. He used to carry around
a gasoline thing full of alcohol and we did a
bowling event with him when I was an intern. It
(39:00):
was awkward because he had a little hand and I
didn't know that, so like I went to hand them
the ball and I was like, oh, no, oh, okay, cool?
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Is it Yan or Yang Yang twins?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I don't know which one it is. Do you know
their names?
Speaker 2 (39:11):
No? No, I can't even I couldn't tell them apart.
I probably couldn't kick them. I couldn't name them, like
pick them out in the lineup. But I know every
damn song Rock who Caine and d Rock all right,
We're something new every day and the strap around your ankles.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Simon's favorite songs Kane that has the Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Thank you for your investigative journalism. Andrew really appreciated.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
We could call a bitch Bojangles. Wait, how romantic?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I do not continue because throw up.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I don't know, Andrew, we might have just found your
song for karaoke night. He told me he would do
a duet of Walp with me. Nope, yep, he said.
So I'm walking out, He's Meg, I'm Cardie.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Oh I'm walking out.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
She touch that little thing that's say in the back
of my throat.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Get me out of here.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
And now, on that note, if people want to find you, Diamond,
where they.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Find you at Diamonds sincere.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Okay, Andrew at Andrew Pug, have you thought about changing
your handle to jup Andrew No, because then.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
I have to go back to Andrew Pug afterwards.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Okay, cool at Andrew Pug and I am at Baby
Hot Sauce. I think we're actually going to start an
Instagram page specifically for the show. For a lot of reasons,
we need a sauce on the side Instagram page.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, so that's exciting stuff. I hope you guys are
having a super good time on your vacation while I
look at you and tell you.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
That thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
You're welcome, and I can't wait to see you guys
when you get back. Say bye everybody. Bye. Oh wait, no,
I lie. Listen, follow, subscribe, rate, rate, review, review, and
that's the same thing. Rate and review.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
No, because you could just leave five stars. We want
you to rate us five stars and review us, tell.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Us why we're pretty oh god, and leave a talkback.
Leave a talk back and you can ask us anything.
We will answer the questions that we can can answer
salary questions. Because my contract told me I'm not allowed.
I tried to. I tried to start a union here.
It didn't really work out well, so on that note, okay,
now say bye everybody, Bye,
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