May 14, 2025 • 41 mins
In this episode, Gandhi, Andrew, and Diamond talk about workplace beef involving different members of the show. Scotty B joins in and has a complete meltdown, and we find out which one of us is currently living their worst nightmare.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, it's a US on the side episode six d six.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Maybe there's something in there.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I know Andrew doesn't like US account anymore, but I'm
like very impressed at the amount of episodes I have.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, happened so far?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What's it I have Andrew and Diamond today? I Yeah,
there they are who are in a bit of a
feud at the moment. I'm sort of in a feud
with Scotty, but not really. I think it's just a
one way street. He seems mad at me.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Everyone's in a feud with Scotty.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Always, always. And Josh was supposed to be here to
regale us with a tail, but he is late for
the recording session, and then said, once he gets here,
he still has to line up some other stuff. Okay, Yeah,
so we're probably gonna have to sit tight and wait
on Josh's tail for next week. Okay, that's very excited about. Yeah,
(00:49):
he said, you know what it is?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
But is it?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Don't tell me, Diamond, and I don't know what it is. Okay,
he said, he thinks you know what it is.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I probably do. If I think I know, I think
I know what it might be. Is it morbid?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay, keep it to yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
No more lips are sealed.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
She literally told you to keep it to yourself, like
and you're trying to act, she said, she doesn't know.
I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm just trying to gauge the context clues.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Shall we talk about where you guys are feuding?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Sure, yeah, we can because of the footages.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
If she thinks red hand or shall we say white handed?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Mm hmm, what, it's definitely a white hand.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Ahead, Okay. Andrew and Diamond, two of my producers, two
of my very favorite people. Diamond came in last week
and was livid, just fit to be tied. I don't
even know what that means, but she was livid. She
was trying to figure out who threw the electric blanket
that I bought her on the ground, because we all
know the ground is disgusting. We are here in New
(01:50):
York City. Sometimes there are colors on the street that
I don't even know where they came from.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
It's gross.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It makes its own sauce as all this says. So
her blanket that she wraps herself in like a burrito
every day keeps her warm was on the ground, and
she was pissed. She went to Elvis trying to figure
out who it was. She was trying to find footage
on the cameras fast forward. Diamond was not here yesterday,
Andrew was filling in for her. Somehow the blanket ended
(02:17):
up again on the floor, so Diamond said, I'm not
taking it, and what did you do?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I asked Dianna to pull the footages, shout out to
Cardi b and we found the culprit, my very own friend,
the one person that I didn't think would betray me
in such a way.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Did you walk in and your blanket was on the floor. Absolutely,
that wasn't because of me.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Andrew, he's the wire.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It wasn't because of me.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Did you guess what does the angle show the floor?
Does the angle show the floor?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
The angle shows you putting the blanket on under the desk.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, you're right where you have a little shelf that
I place it on.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Was it a shell shelf when you found it? No?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Well, then I apologize for what happened there.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Now let me finish. Let me finish, because he's committed
to this, and I want you to know that this
is how I know he's a fraud. If you go
into my studio when you look at that little thing
that he's saying he put it on, it's full of shit.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, and I just put that with the other ship.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
But it will fit. It wouldn't be able to fit.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh really, it would not be.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Able to fit.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, I think my question here is where did you
find the blanket blankered the studio you? Where did you
find on the chair? On the chair? Yes, so one
could argue that when you left, you reset the room
as you found it, if not better, so you should
have placed the blanket on the chair.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I will accept that. Ah, okay, I accept that.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, but it's a movement.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I should say, if.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The glove, if the blanket fits on the shelf, you
must equit so therefore fit.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
So let's go make sure that it doesn't fit.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
On the shelf. And it was there when I left.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I just want to know how how were you raised?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I was raised by putting blankets on shelves, which I did, so,
thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I just want to know.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm sorry it fell, but that's not my problem I.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Have been dealing with. I'm sorry these past two.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Weeks, and you know it was an interurn, Dylan.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Because there's footage of you and.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
It's not allow the footage of you tossing the blanket
on the ground, our lovely listeners, is what happened.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It is not on the ground, and there is no
footage that shows it on the ground.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
And if I may, is you taking the blanket.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And placing it on the show once.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Placed on the chair, wadding it up and allegedly placing
it on the shelf.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's exactly what I did.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
It was wadded, yes, folded allegedly on a shelf.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Could I have done better? Absolutely, But I.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Think we need to take this footage and post it
and let the listeners vote and then punish you accordingly.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I feel like I'm being gas lit, honestly.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
My release from jail party, Andrew were you?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Was he here last week when you were on your
tirade about it?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I spoke to him about it after the fact.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
She had someone in her head that she was like,
I know this is the person that did it, and
she was ready to chop his head off.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Well, I was in your studio last week, so that
means somebody else went into your studio. Maybe they put
it on the shelf. And it fell too. I'm just
saying it's a very real possibility to.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Understand that I'm not listening to any of your bullshit anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay, well then you're not good at law, too bad law.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I am sick of your shit.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Do you understand?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I am proud and shit that you got going on?
Right now, I'm going to call your mother because a
Virgo would never raise her child to do some shit
like that.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Clean it up.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I will have everyone know, Diamond did march down to
our boss's office with her blanket and tried to complain
about it. How did your lodging of the complaint go?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
She wasn't there. But I will be back. I will
be back, and I expect her to at least hear
me out. So Andrew be prepared to be sick of me, please.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
So in your dream world, Diamond, what would you like
his punishment to be doing this? You just want apology?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
No, I want him suspended without pay, like they do
the cops who do something. Well, that's freezing desk duty. Motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Well, I guess he's about to start making appearances on
Fox News.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Will go through the room.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm a white man being prosecuted hell yeah, Hell my
fellow brethren need help.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I should be allowed to say the onward whatever I want.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I'm persecuted again.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Lord, Now can I live as a white man in
this world?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
To help me?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Jesus?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh my god, you sound like Scott, which brings me
to our next point.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I knew we'd get there.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Scott's I think he's unhappy with me at the moment.
First of all, Diamond and I were sitting in the
studio today minding our business, and what did he say?
He came in and said, hey, oh well, I thought
we could all hang out, and we were like, okay, cool,
what's going on? He said, no, you two don't like me,
not when you're together. When you're together, you're mean individually
you love me. First of all, both of those things
(07:06):
are untrue. Second of all, we were both sitting there
waiting for him to speak, and all he started talking
about was how he can't speak because we're there. It's
like But then he sat me in the hallway, and
you know, right before we started recording, we were bouncing
back and forth between studios. We were trying to figure
stuff out. Whatever he wanted to show me. The next
(07:28):
chapter in his saga of his identity being stolen online
to catfish elderly people. So now we know. If you
didn't know this about Scott which we've talked about in
his episode, Actually Scotty Bee has somewhere on the dark
web people have like gotten hold of his pictures. Not
even the dark web, they just got ahold of his
pictures and they use these photos to dupe women into
(07:49):
thinking that he's in the hospital and he needs them
and he's in love with them, and they these people
all kinds of money.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Well, I'd like to mention quickly. Yes, he has a
Facebook page, which is like a breeding ground for identity theft,
and a public Instagram. So with those two things and
his stock model face, it is very easy to take
his identity.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Which happened. So numerous women have reached out to him
on different occasions and been like, hey, I was taken
for this amount of money. I finally found the real you.
I just want you to know this is happening, and
he does feel bad about it, but also it's what
can he do about that. He can't do anything except
now he can because now he could pay to get verified, yes,
(08:33):
which would really help when it comes to all of
this stuff. I'm not saying it would stop it all,
but it would really help.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, they say it's for identity protection, right, like they
created the blue check mark to buy to stop with that.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Because one of the things Scott has been trying to
do through work, and I have to say I'm a
little confused as to why it hasn't happened is get verified.
He wants to be verified. Apparently our department here doesn't
think it's important despite the fact that this has happened repeatedly.
So it's kind of like you're on your own. But
now that you can buy it, he is one of
the people that I would absolutely say you should buy it. Yeah,
(09:05):
you're so concerned about this, you should buy it. So
as I'm running back and forth, he steps in front
of me and blocks me, and he's like, you want
to see something, And I said, not really, I'm kind
of in a hurry right now. No, just look at this.
So he shows me. Now there's a deep fake video,
which I know you guys thought too it. What is
the language German? German?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah that's German. Yeah are you sure? Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
It didn't sound German?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
No, it's German.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
He also has what appears to be like Jdvan's eyeliner on. Yeah,
and he's telling some woman how much he loves her,
he cares about her. Then it pans to like the
house and there's a picture of him and Cooper on
the wall next to just a like photo of her
alone because he loves her so much, and she's got
to be twenty five years older than him. Yeah maybe,
(09:49):
And he's like, can you believe it? I just can't
believe it. And I was like, I can't believe it
because this happens all the time. Why don't you just
pay to get verified? I don't want my name out there?
And I was like, Scott, I can't and I walked
away and he's like, fine, roll your eyes. He'll take
me seriously, and he stopped off into.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
He's such a brat.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I couldn't help but laugh, and I was like, Okay, anyway,
where do we work?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
He doesn't want his name out there, but sir, your
identity was stolen.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's out there, is.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Out you don't Also, he's been working at this radio
station in this job, yes, for thirty years.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yes, his name's out there.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Also, Like the man was on the couponing show.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Literally it's radio. No one's out here with paparazzi trying
to chase you, like.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Speak for yourself, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I can't, Like you're not gonna walk outside. And it's like,
oh my godness that Scott. Please let me live a
normal life. I can't so mad.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I almost want to get him in here just so
that he can have his little meltdown again, but with
a microphone like fine, fuck.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
You, oh Dix, and he's gone. He's hitting Well, he
should be coming any minute now.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Is he texting to come in?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
No, he just has to come in here at this
point right now. I'm in here every day at this
specific time. This is getting excite, so we need to
catch him.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Okay, we're aiding his OCD by giving him things that
need to be done impact.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Oh well we aid you every day.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
My OCD is different. Yes, it's way different.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay, great. I'm so excited about this because he was
a much a general irritated. Come in, Hey buddy, Hey Scott,
why do you look so suspicious much?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Take a seat, because I don't know why you guys
want me here. I just need to push a button.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Cool, Well, I would like you to speak into a
microphone when you're done pushing your button.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
What's going on here?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
We were talking about your latest issues with your identity
being stolen. Oh oh, and what your reasoning is for
not getting verified?
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Well pause for a second. My identity is not being stolen.
It's just that idiots are making fake pages of me.
But with your skimming, skimming, you guys are all going
to gang up on me right here, So I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
I don't really know. If I want to be a
part of this, I'd be quite honest with you.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, what's your reason?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
My reason for?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
What for not for not getting verified? Like meta verified?
Speaker 7 (11:58):
The first of all, I shouldn't have to pay for it.
You guys all didn't. That's number one.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I agree with you.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I'm not verified.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
And look I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I'm wait, Diamond, are you verified?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
No?
Speaker 7 (12:07):
On the on the on the level of like celebrity,
I'm way down the nobody knows who the hell I am. Okay,
so I'm not saying that I'm a celebrity of any kind. However,
people in the entertainment business generally get verified so things
like this don't happen to them and they don't have
to pay for it.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
It just happens, Like.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
I, look, I shouldn't have to like put my name,
my real name on there and pay for it.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Why do you guys make faces?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, okay, wait wait wait, I'm just saying your real
name is out there.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
It's everything.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
I understand, it's out there. Why put it out there?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
More?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Like, sure you can go find it figure it out,
of course.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
But it's on your Facebook.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
But my Facebook is not is not public, but.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Your Instagram is.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Wait and he's in group chats with fans of the
show under his real name.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Oh, oh my god, yeah, the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh wait, let's talk about that. There's a whole Morning
Show face group Facebook chat.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Facebook Chat.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
It's not a chat, it's just the the diehard fans
of the show have their own group on there.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
And I will sometimes comment you go in there and
you talk. Sometimes I will sometimes say yeah, I do.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Interesting a lot of people on the show do, really, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Like who else does?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Some people who I've seen other people in there?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Who why are you protecting me? Like if they're in the.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Chat out the protecting identities like his identity, you need
to speak protecting I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Leave the way, who's there.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
I'm not I'm not doing the gang.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I can't whole assholes doing the gang this high school.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
I like to say, I'm not doing it. I'm not
doing it. Why did you tell? What did you tell?
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Why do you tell some other people on the show
that they have to put their real name on their
Instagram or they can't have.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It is my Instagram.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I am names everywhere and you're Scott Scotty. My name
is everywhere.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
I get it, I get it. But I shouldn't have
to do that.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I don't disagree with you, okay, but.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
We in the entertainment business instead of you guys will
be in dicks. Just be like, oh you know what,
maybe maybe like we know people at Instagram and we
can get some help rather than I'll just put your
name there and pay for it.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
But clearly you've tried this route for five years and
I shouldn't have to do But just because you shouldn't
mean doesn't mean that it's.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
Because you really one person here at that works with
the radio stession that every time I say it to they.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Just go, oh my god, rather than like trying to
get help.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Because let me tell you something, if it was Elvis
or Charlemagne or somebody like that.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
They'd be on it like that and take care of
that ship instantly. I get it. I'm a piece of
shit here.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
I understand I'm a piece of shit, but I still
work here on the show, and somebody should help me,
you know, like like women should not be scammed with
my likeness for my children's likeness. Like this company should
protect me if they want me to use my Instagram
to promote you. No, dude, because you guys, you all
gang up all this. This is the pack right This
(14:55):
is the This is the pack right here, the gang up.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
There is a way to fix it. My heart is
racing is a way if it's it for now.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
No, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Okay, so then everything you just said it's negated.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
No, I hate you, Andrew. I shouldn't. I shouldn't have
to do it. I shouldn't have to do that. I agree,
company should take care of me.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
First of all, take a deep breath in.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
God, bless my heart. Rate I have a blood test later.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I agree you shouldn't have to do that. I totally
agree with you, But you do understand I should have
Tom Pullman can you just shut up for a second.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
He wanted to come in, he did, he's the company.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yes, why didn't he did?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Here is the company.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Honestly, he might get let golfer in mental health reasons
if he goes on that.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Ran not allowed, not allowed to not allowed.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
That is a protected status took.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
But me, the totally stable one, I could get fired
at any moment. This is crazy. No, okay, So back
to what you're saying. I agree you shouldn't have to
do that, but you do understand that even if the
company did it, your name would still be used.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
What are you talking about if.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
They verified, if our company verified. You're saying I don't
want to put my name out there.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Not true.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Our company can't just verify Scott b. They have to
have your first and last name, your life articles about.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
All these other people are out there all check check
check check check, and they're not names aren't on there.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
You could just hide it.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You can hide. You don't have to have Scott Boden
as your actual user.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Asshole. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
But it's also literally you just have to do that
just to get it verified. Afterwards, you just hide it again.
I can hide my name right now, and just go
with Andrewpug.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
You have to.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Provide articles written about yourself.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
You have to have that I've done all that I've done,
They've turned me down one hundred times, and then.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Your name is going to be out there. Don all
company done it all or you verify you Your name
is going to be out there in the same capacity.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
You are literally on TV. So what like, what do
you mean people are going to look you up and
they can find your name.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
But it's much it's much broader, just saying here, if
someone wants you are.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Wearing a shirt with your home location.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Listen, don't you understand the struggles of a celebrity.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Are you gonna be able to record with me in
three minutes?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Because otherwise I'm going home ten ten minutes.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
No, I don't buy that ship. I'm leaving.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
I'll take your bullying mentality, I go hit someone else
with it.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Why don't you pay this get the six months to
pay for meta verified.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I didn't have to.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Mean.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Other are literally meetings like across the hallway from us
that are looking at him like what the fuck? Oh?
How long did it take him to call us assholes
and dicks?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I think I just need to take like a quick
like inhale exhal okay, I feel better now.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
So that's why Scott and I have been beefing today.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Well, apparently all of us have been beefing because meta
verified for eight dollars a month comes with increased identity protection.
But apparently because he's too big of a celebrity, he
needs to be verified, which he still needs to shake shit,
which he still needs to do to get verified.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
You still need to put your first in the last name.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
But that's I was saying, Like, whether he verifies himself
or our company verifies him, you have to give them
the same information.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
And then you could hide your name right, Like that's it.
It just comes down to being able to edit your profile.
Like that's what I think is the for me. Actually,
I think the funniest part is the fact that it
just comes down to, like, edit profile, take out.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Your name too much?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Why should I have to do that? Yo? That man
is unwell he is, So how's your podcast with him going?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Andrew Flord Babe Jesus When he actually stays later than
ten thirty, it's it's great what he doesn't stay late.
He always has to go home, the dog, the kids,
the apple sauce, the apple sauce.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Every crazy, it's crazy. And you didn't even understand what
was like to be a father.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
You don't get this, Joe. You don't know what it's
like to be all.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So typically, when I think about who is the most
neurotic on the show, he's in the top. But I
feel like today he's taking it. He's taking that home.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Oh he is the top.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, he think he's the one who would be up there.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, he's at the top, and like has built a
camp there.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
It's a five star hotel. You can check it in
any time.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I don't know. I guess it kind of just depends
on the day. Everyone's got their moments, but he has
the most moments.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, he's someone where it's like, oh, okay, today we're
gonna I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I put I moved its tissue box to the left side.
Everyone's touching my ship. They're coming in here and they're
moving my ship.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Well, now we do know that you are one to
move people ship and disrespect their spaces.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
And I place it on a shelf. I'm not doing
that again.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It was neatly placed in a bunch on a shelf.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
He literally balled it up and threw it on the floor.
There's literally footage of him doing Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It's not falling on the floor. There is none of
the footage.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Can we go back to Scotty because I'm gonna lose
my ship?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
And two this is great again? This is our workplace?
Is the already? Because anyone else around here today? What's
running your gears? Guys?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Oh? If you know it grinds my gears? Cockerroaches?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Oh are we ready to talk about it?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
We can?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Okay? Uh Diamond had Diamond is facing a problem and
we all need to be there for her. Yeah, take
it away, Diamond.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
I'm begging to long story short. A roach has decided
that it was gonna ruin my life. Uh he And
I'm saying that it's a he because only a man
would do this. He invaded my personal space, my bedroom,
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and he fought like hell to continue to be in
my space for how many days? I think two or
three days. I couldn't kill it. I have not slept
in my bed in over a week. I think it's
been like ten days. Now, where are you sleeping in
the bed with my mother?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I've refused and you've had bad dreams because of Oh
my god.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yes, so this has just caused a lot of just
like I would say, inner turmoil, like insie, I've been
uneasy for the past almost two weeks. Now the roach
is dead, but now his spirit is haunting me.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Like I'm so serious, he's taking over Andrew, throwing your
belongings on the literally.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I like I'm having I'm delusional and I'm having like
what is it called not illusions hallucinations of like I
think I see something crawling, like I swear yes, and
like out of nowhere, I'll just mute everything around me
to make sure I don't hear anything, because it was
a flying cockroach at that so it was a metal bug, right, yes,
(21:54):
the big boys, Oh my yeah, scary. They're following me around.
I'm like, I open up Twitter. Yes, it hissed at me.
I opened up Twitter the other day and someone said
they saw a cockroach like that big on a Spirit
Airlines flight and they recorded it, and so like, I
just feel like it's following me. I don't know what
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to do. I'm not okay. I'm honestly thinking about going
to a hypnotist to get this like taken out of
my miss I can't do it. I don't know how
much longer I'll be able to physically sleep next to
my mom because her snoring is insane. If anybody has
a discount on a seapap machine, please send it. I
cannot do this. And then people like you guys and
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my dad think it's funny.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
No, I had a roach the delivery.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I had a roach twice. And let me tell you something.
It is not nice. It feels like a violation. You're
just like I keep I truly do not keep food out.
I keep my apartment very clean. So when I see it,
I'm like, why have you come here? I did everything right.
This is not fair to me.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Do you think you are exactly?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
And then I freak out and then I'm just like
I have to move now, like asap, because why am
I here?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
That's what I did when we.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Found a mouse in my apartment. Please don't buy any idea.
And it was cute.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
What's worse a mouse or a roach?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh, honey, Well you can die from mice and rats.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh that's the plague.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Well the plane also, uh, the gene Hackman's wife apparently
I want to call it Hushimoto's but it's not that
it's a syndrome that you get from being around and
breathing in like fecal matter of roads. I also think
their bites will be a little bit more deadly than
a roach.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
However, as we know from our lovely friend Carolina in
South Florida, who used to be on Y one hundred
point seven and is now I believe on Sirius XM,
she had a roach in her head. What it came
into her ear, browed into her ear, and she said
she can hear it like around her. We're going to
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the hospital. What's going on? They poured the solution in
and it fucking came out. I should call her. I
should call right now. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Terrifying.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, guy, I would say, is probably one of my
biggest fears.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Oh my god, thank you so much. If anyone has
I'm I can't go in my room. I'm literally down
to like two more pairs of underwear that are clean
in my room. I have to do.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And hey, babe, you're on the speakerphone, and also I'm
recording for my podcast. But I wanted to talk to
you about something that you told me that is now
impacting our friend diamond. So will you tell what happened
with you and the cockroach?
Speaker 8 (24:57):
Oh my god, I hope you guys are right. Uh So, Yeah,
my dad, when I was younger, was moving into a
new apartment and like I guess, the people before were
a little dirty. There was a little little roaches everywhere whatever.
We tried to bomb the place as best we could,
but we need last minute, so we did, and while
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I was sleeping, one of those little roaches ended up
crawling into my ear.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Yeah, I was horrible.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
The pain was horrible.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
I really didn't know what it was. I woke up
like at three in the morning with pain in my
ear because it kept squirming in there. Apparently it's like
you're it is. Literally it was literally the size of
my ear. So every time that it would move, it
would hear my hit my ear drawn, oh cause the pain.
And that happened the whole night. So the roach ended
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up dying in my ear.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh wait, I was mistaken. I didn't know what died
in her ear? How did it come out? You had
to go to the doctor right.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Here, like uh So the weekend passed by the morning,
my you know, like earache went away.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
So when my dad bought me back home.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
He was like, hey, look, Carolina was screaming really bad
on Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Her ear was hurting. Maybe take her to the doctor.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Something must have happened because it just didn't seem normal.
So when she took me in, the doctor, you know,
went ahead and grabbed this little ear microscope and stuff
and looked into my ear and he's like, oh, He's like,
it's definitely blocked. So he went and he got a
syringe full of water and with that syringe he basically,
(26:36):
with the pressure of the water, put it in my
ear and then little by little, the arms started coming out.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
The leg came out ahead.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
That's how we figured out it was a whole world.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
It was horrible. Yeah, especially when I saw the first
thing that I saw come out was like a wing
and the and the arm of it.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
So, yeah, rest in place.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Oh my gosh. Obviously, yeah, big was it? Don't wants
to know how big it was.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
It was kind of like the small but you know
when they have like the baby roaches.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
It was a palmetto bug, like a baby palmetto or
it was like a house cockroach. It was like a
baby palmetto. So there's still baby because you could see
the wing on it.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
I must say it was a baby, because once I saw.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
That wing, I was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh my god. We were just debating if it would
be worse to have roaches or mice in your house,
and I was like, oh no, there's a couple of
different things that could happen here. And I love you
for sharing your story, so thank you.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Listen, I had that roach in my ear, but I
would think the mouses are worse because at least you
could just cover, you know, your whole make sure that
roaches don't get it too your places. Yeah yeah, I'm
gonna go with the rats.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Don't have rats.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I think the rats are worse. Yeah. Yeah, Well, I'm
glad that you're okay and the doctor was able to
get the carcass out of your head. I can't even imagine.
And I wish you could see always you always met
my friend. Just in general, thank you, I love you.
Okay'm gonna call you later. How are you feeling about that?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
No, I'm not okay, horrified, I'm not okay. I'm not
happy about this, and I never want to hear cock
or roach ever again.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Oh, that eliminates a lot of fun. No, when you
separate the words like cock is wonderful and roaches are
part of marijuana culture, So like little bummer to take
both of those out of your life.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
I cannot believe that we just listened to a story
that's actually real that ended that way.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
You know that's real. And you guys know her. I
think you've met her before, right, Yeah, she's she's missed
three oh five. She is Miami literally like everything.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I love the Miami accent. It's one of my absolute favorites.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
All that to say, though, Diamond, Yeah, I think you
had the exterminator come right, and you did all the
stuff bombed, all the places said, all the traps. You
haven't seen any since. You also believe that it is
the fault of.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Some new neighbors, absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Because you haven't had any problems and they moved in
recently and now you've got a problem.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yeah, and I'm hurting. But I'm so hurt, my heart
is broken. I can't even get the words out. I am.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I have a question.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
She's devastating when it comes to dirty neighbors, right, yeah,
if your neighbors are dirty wouldn't the roaches go to
the dirt, I guess to get there, they have to bypass.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Emanating from the dirt.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
They're there, and they're spreading, okay, and I refuse to
let them spread to my home anymore than they already have. Mother.
I just I don't know how people sleep. I have
not been able to sleep.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah like that. I mean, we've had we've had stories.
Remember intern Avah is what happened because of her neighbors. Yes,
that was roaches too.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
They were crawling out of the like the side of
the building into her Like that's how many roaches there were.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
It was like like apocalyptic roaches. Yes, moved to New York.
They said.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Stay. They said you'll be a star.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Just don't have your full name and your Instagram bio
when you'll make it kid.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Oh so wait, we really I need to go back
at some point, and if anyone's listening and they want
to go back and tell me, I want to know
how long it took him to call us assholes and
dicks because we knew it was coming. And last thing
that I want to talk about and then we can
all go about our day. There's a narrative forming around here.
I don't think. I like it's about the three of
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us and Josh and that apparently we are an exclusive
clique that will not allow other people to play with
us or sit with us, and we are mean and
we are bullies.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
I like it, the four of us.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
When did I start bullying?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Who are you? Please?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Don't even start's retaliatory?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh is it?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yes, I am bullied.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I don't even think. I don't think that's the way
that you're actually supposed to pronounce that word.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
But okay, retalia, Oh okay, Merriam Webster. Why don't you
tell me how then? Exactly? Thank you?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Retaliatory?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Oh no, that's.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Oh no, whatever you Andrew.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
See. I think that we are all just playful and
we have around with each other and have a good time.
And yes do we hang out, probably with each other
more than everyone else. But there are reasons for it,
are there? Actually now I thought about it.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
No, yeah, there's a reason for me.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
What's your reason?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Well, I don't hang out with people because I'm all
the way in Brooklyn and nobody wants to come there. Uh.
Josh doesn't count because he lives as close to Manhattan
as possible in Brooklyn, Okay, and then you two actually
open your open the doors to your home for me,
scary doesn't. Danielle has cats, so I would never Elvis
(32:08):
lives too far? What else?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I just like we've traveled together and done stuff together,
which I think has been super fun.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Yeah, and I think it.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Sort of formed there. But I don't think there's ever
come a point where we've said other people can't hang
out with us. Yeah, has that happened.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
I'm always down to hanging out, but I think we
should move forward with telling people that they can't hang
with us. I love it. Oh wow, actually make it exclusive.
You have to pay for this membership.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
They're calling us the click Click.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Oh my god, I used to love that book. Do
you remember that? What I'm okay with being in a click?
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I don't mind being in a click like. I think
clicks can be good, but they're they're really setting it
up like bad. Like we walk around just like shutting
doors in people's faces and being like, you can't sit here.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
I don't want to hear this.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
There's no good evidence to back it up, but it's inherrative.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Oh so it's like throwing a blanket on the floor
but having no evidence that.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Shut your mouth before I get back into ripping into
your ass anyway. You know what, I could say the
same thing about you guys in the studio. You have
a click. We can't hear what's going on without the
MIC's being on, and that just means that everyone in
America could hear that. So there's a click in there.
We're not privy to certain things. You guys have a
group chat too.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I think there are. I know there are group chats
that leave me out of things without a doubt. I
think there are little groups, like subgroups whatever across the
board with all kinds of stuff. Oh my god, Scott,
he's looking outside the window and like.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Oh I thought he was I thought he was leaving.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
He's yelling, no, I have a question for you.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Dog is dying.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I have to leave all dying.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
This is why he has to leave at ten thirty
every day, because.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
He has to go out to make and has to.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Be to make.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
What's up to?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
What to me did you say to make?
Speaker 6 (34:01):
I didn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
What generation are you?
Speaker 6 (34:05):
He has to go peepers and I have to let
him out.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Why does it like, why do you have a dog door?
Speaker 6 (34:10):
No dog door? No, it's very secure.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Okay, okay, despite the fact that your address is on
your shirt, he's a.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Private public persize. We're not doing it again.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
What you said something that I said it. I think
it's becoming a narrative like of the show. You think
that we're a little group. Oh yeah, and is Josh
and the girl he is?
Speaker 6 (34:32):
This is a click? This is this is this is
a gang up.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
You use the word why Why do you think the
four of us are a click in a gang up?
Speaker 7 (34:38):
Because when I talk to you guys separately, you're all
nice to me, but when you're all together, it's like.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Oh and I like to say, I'm exactly the same
both ways.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Absolutely, but it's intensifies when the three intensifies.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
Yeah, well it does.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Because you have three people that are saying the thing
that they would normally say to you, but there are
just three of them.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Like if I saw the three of you walking down
this trig and I back, I just go to the
other side of the street.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Wow, during AAP I months.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
And you haven't celebrated anyone.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
I celebrate you on the daily basis.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Not one most I do love you nothing. I love
you too. I just want to know why people think
we're clickie.
Speaker 7 (35:12):
Because to remember the time we had sex, I tried.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
To block it from my brain. But thank you for
bringing that up on the no problem. Why do you
why do you think that this is more clique than
the other clicks? Because Diamond said, well, everyone in the
studio that's a click.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Yeah, but they're not mean serial killers.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
That's a click.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
No, it isn't yeah, because I again, I don't click
with you the same.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah, I'm exactly the same.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
I will say you are the same dick, but you're
a bigger dick when you're with these.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Three because when I say certain things that somebody else goes,
oh my god, wait that's the real story. Because you
spread seven different narratives of how it actually happened, we
find the common thread and say, oh my god, he
left out that giant detail that suddenly the story makes sense.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
I don't think you guys are my friends when you're together.
Speaker 7 (35:57):
When you're separate, I think everyone wants and play and
love and everything. But when the three of you were together,
it's like, please, you bullies high school bullies.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
You are high school bullies.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
You are you know he was a high school bully
left eggs in people's locker.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
I played along with people.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I played a lot fire crackers people's locker.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
I got suspended for that. No, I didn't put it
in other people's locker. We stole an ey your locker.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
No, we stole an.
Speaker 7 (36:22):
Empty locker and we kept rotten food in there and
we smashed it in the hallway and seeing the bells.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
This is again where it's like he says something that
sounds like bad. Like the other day he was telling
the story about how he was like, yeah, we would
throw watermelons out of cars. You know, my mom actually
called me after watching that video and was like.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
He could have hurt people.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
He said, no, Mom, no, he went to an empty road,
that's right, and purchased a full price watermelon and then
just threw it out of a car.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
I never paid full price for anything.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
So it's the same way.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
But it's the same way that he's like, yeah, I
got suspended.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
We put eggs in people's lockers. It was the empty
locker I never seen.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
I would never do that. I would ever heard other
people's things.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
It's just like a half bad ass, like you're halfway there.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Yeah, good ideas, like like we planned a scavenger hunt,
but we wouldn't be involved in it because it was bad.
Like we made a list of all the gatherings to
get yell in high school. We were we were the
my friend and I were the planners of this of
the senior scavenger hunt, but we didn't participate because it
was it was bad stuff, Like kids got arrested.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
What were you having them look for like underage women? Girls?
Speaker 7 (37:26):
No, No, it was just like things that were like
looking back on it now as an adult, it was horrible.
We had like manhole covers and like the kids cut
the tennis nets off the at the high.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
School like you were vandals.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
It was terrible and you know how the kids got arrested.
Do you remember the old photo mat booths in the
parking lots you would you would to develop film. There
used to be a little shack, a little hut in
point in shopping center parking lots. It was yellow and
blue and you'd pull up and you drop your film
off and you drive away and the next day you
come back and be developed. Anyway, so they all closed down,
but a lot of the shopping center still had them,
so we had any letter from the photo mat booth,
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you know, on the list.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
So the kids climbed up on top of the car.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
And they went up and there yanking the f off
the top of the little shack, and the police came
and arrested them.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
So that that's how we got found that.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
We had a police scanner and we heard that and
we bolted out of there and we never got busted,
even though our beeper numbers were on the forms.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
We never got in trouble publicly.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
They got arrested.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
They did the kids do it?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
No?
Speaker 6 (38:20):
They they didn't rat us out. They didn't rat us out.
We left the warehouse, locked it up and got out
of there.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
No, you would a co conspiratory.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Probably, yeah, But they didn't give us up in many
to a crime.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
What's that statue?
Speaker 6 (38:33):
Statue limitations has run out?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Do you call it the statue statue of limitations?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Statue?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Scot Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
I try not to say wrong words because it bothers
me when people.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
Do you know what drove me crazy? Yesterday?
Speaker 7 (38:44):
I saw someone HBD like for a happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
No, it's just that's right.
Speaker 6 (38:50):
Birthday is one word. Why would you add another letter.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Get out. He had a full on meltout about me
saying peanut butter toast. Here he goes, it's not peanut
butter toast.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
It's toast with peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Okay, bye, see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
What a note on which to end.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
A little sweaty, I have a headache.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Imagine this but a podcast for five years. Listen to
Serial Killers. Wherever you get your podcast, Hey, plug.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
It, plug it right now. All right, Diamond, if you
want to find you on Instagram, I assume they could
just search your name.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Just Diamond.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Sincere, Diamond, sincere.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
We're putting on names out there. I'm a public figure.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I can't be seen. The man is literally wearing a
shirt with his address. I can't get over.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
He said that I'm dead and an Instacart shopper.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Okay, logic isn't his thing. Yeah, I'm gonna let him
have that.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
At Andrew Pug on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
And I am at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram and threads,
which is a dumpster fire and Twitter also a mster
fire and Facebook. You can just search my real name
and I will not accept any new friends. But until
next time, when we finally get Josh's story, which he
said he's getting nervous because I' hyped it up too much.
(40:13):
This is extra exciting. Okay, say bye everybody, bye. Oh,
take back the bye. I don't know how you do that.
We all said the same thing. Oh like follow subscribe,
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and thank you for sitting through this chaos today because
it was chaotic. Diamond, will you rebuild? No? No, I
feel like you briefly forgot when Scott came in. Yeah, okay,
if you have any tips for Diamond, you would love them. Okay,
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now we say bye bye bye
Hey, it's a US on the side episode six d six.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Maybe there's something in there.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I know Andrew doesn't like US account anymore, but I'm
like very impressed at the amount of episodes I have.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, happened so far?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What's it I have Andrew and Diamond today? I Yeah,
there they are who are in a bit of a
feud at the moment. I'm sort of in a feud
with Scotty, but not really. I think it's just a
one way street. He seems mad at me.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Everyone's in a feud with Scotty.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Always, always. And Josh was supposed to be here to
regale us with a tail, but he is late for
the recording session, and then said, once he gets here,
he still has to line up some other stuff. Okay, Yeah,
so we're probably gonna have to sit tight and wait
on Josh's tail for next week. Okay, that's very excited about. Yeah,
(00:49):
he said, you know what it is?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
But is it?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Don't tell me, Diamond, and I don't know what it is. Okay,
he said, he thinks you know what it is.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I probably do. If I think I know, I think
I know what it might be. Is it morbid?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay, keep it to yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
No more lips are sealed.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
She literally told you to keep it to yourself, like
and you're trying to act, she said, she doesn't know.
I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm just trying to gauge the context clues.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Shall we talk about where you guys are feuding?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Sure, yeah, we can because of the footages.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
If she thinks red hand or shall we say white handed?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Mm hmm, what, it's definitely a white hand.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Ahead, Okay. Andrew and Diamond, two of my producers, two
of my very favorite people. Diamond came in last week
and was livid, just fit to be tied. I don't
even know what that means, but she was livid. She
was trying to figure out who threw the electric blanket
that I bought her on the ground, because we all
know the ground is disgusting. We are here in New
(01:50):
York City. Sometimes there are colors on the street that
I don't even know where they came from.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
It's gross.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It makes its own sauce as all this says. So
her blanket that she wraps herself in like a burrito
every day keeps her warm was on the ground, and
she was pissed. She went to Elvis trying to figure
out who it was. She was trying to find footage
on the cameras fast forward. Diamond was not here yesterday,
Andrew was filling in for her. Somehow the blanket ended
(02:17):
up again on the floor, so Diamond said, I'm not
taking it, and what did you do?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I asked Dianna to pull the footages, shout out to
Cardi b and we found the culprit, my very own friend,
the one person that I didn't think would betray me
in such a way.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Did you walk in and your blanket was on the floor. Absolutely,
that wasn't because of me.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Andrew, he's the wire.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It wasn't because of me.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Did you guess what does the angle show the floor?
Does the angle show the floor?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
The angle shows you putting the blanket on under the desk.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, you're right where you have a little shelf that
I place it on.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Was it a shell shelf when you found it? No?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Well, then I apologize for what happened there.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Now let me finish. Let me finish, because he's committed
to this, and I want you to know that this
is how I know he's a fraud. If you go
into my studio when you look at that little thing
that he's saying he put it on, it's full of shit.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, and I just put that with the other ship.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
But it will fit. It wouldn't be able to fit.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh really, it would not be.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Able to fit.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, I think my question here is where did you
find the blanket blankered the studio you? Where did you
find on the chair? On the chair? Yes, so one
could argue that when you left, you reset the room
as you found it, if not better, so you should
have placed the blanket on the chair.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I will accept that. Ah, okay, I accept that.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, but it's a movement.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I should say, if.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The glove, if the blanket fits on the shelf, you
must equit so therefore fit.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
So let's go make sure that it doesn't fit.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
On the shelf. And it was there when I left.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I just want to know how how were you raised?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I was raised by putting blankets on shelves, which I did, so,
thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I just want to know.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm sorry it fell, but that's not my problem I.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Have been dealing with. I'm sorry these past two.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Weeks, and you know it was an interurn, Dylan.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Because there's footage of you and.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
It's not allow the footage of you tossing the blanket
on the ground, our lovely listeners, is what happened.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It is not on the ground, and there is no
footage that shows it on the ground.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
And if I may, is you taking the blanket.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And placing it on the show once.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Placed on the chair, wadding it up and allegedly placing
it on the shelf.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's exactly what I did.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
It was wadded, yes, folded allegedly on a shelf.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Could I have done better? Absolutely, But I.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Think we need to take this footage and post it
and let the listeners vote and then punish you accordingly.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I feel like I'm being gas lit, honestly.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
My release from jail party, Andrew were you?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Was he here last week when you were on your
tirade about it?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I spoke to him about it after the fact.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
She had someone in her head that she was like,
I know this is the person that did it, and
she was ready to chop his head off.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Well, I was in your studio last week, so that
means somebody else went into your studio. Maybe they put
it on the shelf. And it fell too. I'm just
saying it's a very real possibility to.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Understand that I'm not listening to any of your bullshit anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay, well then you're not good at law, too bad law.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I am sick of your shit.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Do you understand?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I am proud and shit that you got going on?
Right now, I'm going to call your mother because a
Virgo would never raise her child to do some shit
like that.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Clean it up.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I will have everyone know, Diamond did march down to
our boss's office with her blanket and tried to complain
about it. How did your lodging of the complaint go?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
She wasn't there. But I will be back. I will
be back, and I expect her to at least hear
me out. So Andrew be prepared to be sick of me, please.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
So in your dream world, Diamond, what would you like
his punishment to be doing this? You just want apology?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
No, I want him suspended without pay, like they do
the cops who do something. Well, that's freezing desk duty. Motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Well, I guess he's about to start making appearances on
Fox News.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Will go through the room.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm a white man being prosecuted hell yeah, Hell my
fellow brethren need help.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I should be allowed to say the onward whatever I want.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I'm persecuted again.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Lord, Now can I live as a white man in
this world?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
To help me?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Jesus?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh my god, you sound like Scott, which brings me
to our next point.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I knew we'd get there.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Scott's I think he's unhappy with me at the moment.
First of all, Diamond and I were sitting in the
studio today minding our business, and what did he say?
He came in and said, hey, oh well, I thought
we could all hang out, and we were like, okay, cool,
what's going on? He said, no, you two don't like me,
not when you're together. When you're together, you're mean individually
you love me. First of all, both of those things
(07:06):
are untrue. Second of all, we were both sitting there
waiting for him to speak, and all he started talking
about was how he can't speak because we're there. It's
like But then he sat me in the hallway, and
you know, right before we started recording, we were bouncing
back and forth between studios. We were trying to figure
stuff out. Whatever he wanted to show me. The next
(07:28):
chapter in his saga of his identity being stolen online
to catfish elderly people. So now we know. If you
didn't know this about Scott which we've talked about in
his episode, Actually Scotty Bee has somewhere on the dark
web people have like gotten hold of his pictures. Not
even the dark web, they just got ahold of his
pictures and they use these photos to dupe women into
(07:49):
thinking that he's in the hospital and he needs them
and he's in love with them, and they these people
all kinds of money.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Well, I'd like to mention quickly. Yes, he has a
Facebook page, which is like a breeding ground for identity theft,
and a public Instagram. So with those two things and
his stock model face, it is very easy to take
his identity.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Which happened. So numerous women have reached out to him
on different occasions and been like, hey, I was taken
for this amount of money. I finally found the real you.
I just want you to know this is happening, and
he does feel bad about it, but also it's what
can he do about that. He can't do anything except
now he can because now he could pay to get verified, yes,
(08:33):
which would really help when it comes to all of
this stuff. I'm not saying it would stop it all,
but it would really help.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, they say it's for identity protection, right, like they
created the blue check mark to buy to stop with that.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Because one of the things Scott has been trying to
do through work, and I have to say I'm a
little confused as to why it hasn't happened is get verified.
He wants to be verified. Apparently our department here doesn't
think it's important despite the fact that this has happened repeatedly.
So it's kind of like you're on your own. But
now that you can buy it, he is one of
the people that I would absolutely say you should buy it. Yeah,
(09:05):
you're so concerned about this, you should buy it. So
as I'm running back and forth, he steps in front
of me and blocks me, and he's like, you want
to see something, And I said, not really, I'm kind
of in a hurry right now. No, just look at this.
So he shows me. Now there's a deep fake video,
which I know you guys thought too it. What is
the language German? German?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah that's German. Yeah are you sure? Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
It didn't sound German?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
No, it's German.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
He also has what appears to be like Jdvan's eyeliner on. Yeah,
and he's telling some woman how much he loves her,
he cares about her. Then it pans to like the
house and there's a picture of him and Cooper on
the wall next to just a like photo of her
alone because he loves her so much, and she's got
to be twenty five years older than him. Yeah maybe,
(09:49):
And he's like, can you believe it? I just can't
believe it. And I was like, I can't believe it
because this happens all the time. Why don't you just
pay to get verified? I don't want my name out there?
And I was like, Scott, I can't and I walked
away and he's like, fine, roll your eyes. He'll take
me seriously, and he stopped off into.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
He's such a brat.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I couldn't help but laugh, and I was like, Okay, anyway,
where do we work?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
He doesn't want his name out there, but sir, your
identity was stolen.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's out there, is.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Out you don't Also, he's been working at this radio
station in this job, yes, for thirty years.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yes, his name's out there.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Also, Like the man was on the couponing show.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Literally it's radio. No one's out here with paparazzi trying
to chase you, like.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Speak for yourself, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I can't, Like you're not gonna walk outside. And it's like,
oh my godness that Scott. Please let me live a
normal life. I can't so mad.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I almost want to get him in here just so
that he can have his little meltdown again, but with
a microphone like fine, fuck.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
You, oh Dix, and he's gone. He's hitting Well, he
should be coming any minute now.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Is he texting to come in?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
No, he just has to come in here at this
point right now. I'm in here every day at this
specific time. This is getting excite, so we need to
catch him.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Okay, we're aiding his OCD by giving him things that
need to be done impact.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Oh well we aid you every day.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
My OCD is different. Yes, it's way different.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay, great. I'm so excited about this because he was
a much a general irritated. Come in, Hey buddy, Hey Scott,
why do you look so suspicious much?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Take a seat, because I don't know why you guys
want me here. I just need to push a button.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Cool, Well, I would like you to speak into a
microphone when you're done pushing your button.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
What's going on here?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
We were talking about your latest issues with your identity
being stolen. Oh oh, and what your reasoning is for
not getting verified?
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Well pause for a second. My identity is not being stolen.
It's just that idiots are making fake pages of me.
But with your skimming, skimming, you guys are all going
to gang up on me right here, So I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
I don't really know. If I want to be a
part of this, I'd be quite honest with you.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, what's your reason?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
My reason for?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
What for not for not getting verified? Like meta verified?
Speaker 7 (11:58):
The first of all, I shouldn't have to pay for it.
You guys all didn't. That's number one.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I agree with you.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I'm not verified.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
And look I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I'm wait, Diamond, are you verified?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
No?
Speaker 7 (12:07):
On the on the on the level of like celebrity,
I'm way down the nobody knows who the hell I am. Okay,
so I'm not saying that I'm a celebrity of any kind. However,
people in the entertainment business generally get verified so things
like this don't happen to them and they don't have
to pay for it.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
It just happens, Like.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
I, look, I shouldn't have to like put my name,
my real name on there and pay for it.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Why do you guys make faces?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, okay, wait wait wait, I'm just saying your real
name is out there.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
It's everything.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
I understand, it's out there. Why put it out there?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
More?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Like, sure you can go find it figure it out,
of course.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
But it's on your Facebook.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
But my Facebook is not is not public, but.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Your Instagram is.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Wait and he's in group chats with fans of the
show under his real name.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Oh, oh my god, yeah, the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh wait, let's talk about that. There's a whole Morning
Show face group Facebook chat.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Facebook Chat.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
It's not a chat, it's just the the diehard fans
of the show have their own group on there.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
And I will sometimes comment you go in there and
you talk. Sometimes I will sometimes say yeah, I do.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Interesting a lot of people on the show do, really, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Like who else does?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Some people who I've seen other people in there?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Who why are you protecting me? Like if they're in the.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Chat out the protecting identities like his identity, you need
to speak protecting I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Leave the way, who's there.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
I'm not I'm not doing the gang.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I can't whole assholes doing the gang this high school.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
I like to say, I'm not doing it. I'm not
doing it. Why did you tell? What did you tell?
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Why do you tell some other people on the show
that they have to put their real name on their
Instagram or they can't have.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It is my Instagram.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I am names everywhere and you're Scott Scotty. My name
is everywhere.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
I get it, I get it. But I shouldn't have
to do that.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I don't disagree with you, okay, but.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
We in the entertainment business instead of you guys will
be in dicks. Just be like, oh you know what,
maybe maybe like we know people at Instagram and we
can get some help rather than I'll just put your
name there and pay for it.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
But clearly you've tried this route for five years and
I shouldn't have to do But just because you shouldn't
mean doesn't mean that it's.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
Because you really one person here at that works with
the radio stession that every time I say it to they.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Just go, oh my god, rather than like trying to
get help.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Because let me tell you something, if it was Elvis
or Charlemagne or somebody like that.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
They'd be on it like that and take care of
that ship instantly. I get it. I'm a piece of
shit here.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
I understand I'm a piece of shit, but I still
work here on the show, and somebody should help me,
you know, like like women should not be scammed with
my likeness for my children's likeness. Like this company should
protect me if they want me to use my Instagram
to promote you. No, dude, because you guys, you all
gang up all this. This is the pack right This
(14:55):
is the This is the pack right here, the gang up.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
There is a way to fix it. My heart is
racing is a way if it's it for now.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
No, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Okay, so then everything you just said it's negated.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
No, I hate you, Andrew. I shouldn't. I shouldn't have
to do it. I shouldn't have to do that. I agree,
company should take care of me.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
First of all, take a deep breath in.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
God, bless my heart. Rate I have a blood test later.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I agree you shouldn't have to do that. I totally
agree with you, But you do understand I should have
Tom Pullman can you just shut up for a second.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
He wanted to come in, he did, he's the company.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yes, why didn't he did?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Here is the company.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Honestly, he might get let golfer in mental health reasons
if he goes on that.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Ran not allowed, not allowed to not allowed.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
That is a protected status took.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
But me, the totally stable one, I could get fired
at any moment. This is crazy. No, okay, So back
to what you're saying. I agree you shouldn't have to
do that, but you do understand that even if the
company did it, your name would still be used.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
What are you talking about if.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
They verified, if our company verified. You're saying I don't
want to put my name out there.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Not true.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Our company can't just verify Scott b. They have to
have your first and last name, your life articles about.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
All these other people are out there all check check
check check check, and they're not names aren't on there.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
You could just hide it.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You can hide. You don't have to have Scott Boden
as your actual user.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Asshole. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
But it's also literally you just have to do that
just to get it verified. Afterwards, you just hide it again.
I can hide my name right now, and just go
with Andrewpug.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
You have to.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Provide articles written about yourself.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
You have to have that I've done all that I've done,
They've turned me down one hundred times, and then.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Your name is going to be out there. Don all
company done it all or you verify you Your name
is going to be out there in the same capacity.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
You are literally on TV. So what like, what do
you mean people are going to look you up and
they can find your name.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
But it's much it's much broader, just saying here, if
someone wants you are.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Wearing a shirt with your home location.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Listen, don't you understand the struggles of a celebrity.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Are you gonna be able to record with me in
three minutes?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Because otherwise I'm going home ten ten minutes.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
No, I don't buy that ship. I'm leaving.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
I'll take your bullying mentality, I go hit someone else
with it.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Why don't you pay this get the six months to
pay for meta verified.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I didn't have to.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Mean.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Other are literally meetings like across the hallway from us
that are looking at him like what the fuck? Oh?
How long did it take him to call us assholes
and dicks?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I think I just need to take like a quick
like inhale exhal okay, I feel better now.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
So that's why Scott and I have been beefing today.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Well, apparently all of us have been beefing because meta
verified for eight dollars a month comes with increased identity protection.
But apparently because he's too big of a celebrity, he
needs to be verified, which he still needs to shake shit,
which he still needs to do to get verified.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
You still need to put your first in the last name.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
But that's I was saying, Like, whether he verifies himself
or our company verifies him, you have to give them
the same information.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
And then you could hide your name right, Like that's it.
It just comes down to being able to edit your profile.
Like that's what I think is the for me. Actually,
I think the funniest part is the fact that it
just comes down to, like, edit profile, take out.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Your name too much?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Why should I have to do that? Yo? That man
is unwell he is, So how's your podcast with him going?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Andrew Flord Babe Jesus When he actually stays later than
ten thirty, it's it's great what he doesn't stay late.
He always has to go home, the dog, the kids,
the apple sauce, the apple sauce.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Every crazy, it's crazy. And you didn't even understand what
was like to be a father.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
You don't get this, Joe. You don't know what it's
like to be all.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So typically, when I think about who is the most
neurotic on the show, he's in the top. But I
feel like today he's taking it. He's taking that home.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Oh he is the top.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, he think he's the one who would be up there.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, he's at the top, and like has built a
camp there.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
It's a five star hotel. You can check it in
any time.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I don't know. I guess it kind of just depends
on the day. Everyone's got their moments, but he has
the most moments.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, he's someone where it's like, oh, okay, today we're
gonna I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I put I moved its tissue box to the left side.
Everyone's touching my ship. They're coming in here and they're
moving my ship.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Well, now we do know that you are one to
move people ship and disrespect their spaces.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
And I place it on a shelf. I'm not doing
that again.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It was neatly placed in a bunch on a shelf.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
He literally balled it up and threw it on the floor.
There's literally footage of him doing Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It's not falling on the floor. There is none of
the footage.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Can we go back to Scotty because I'm gonna lose
my ship?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
And two this is great again? This is our workplace?
Is the already? Because anyone else around here today? What's
running your gears? Guys?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Oh? If you know it grinds my gears? Cockerroaches?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Oh are we ready to talk about it?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
We can?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Okay? Uh Diamond had Diamond is facing a problem and
we all need to be there for her. Yeah, take
it away, Diamond.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
I'm begging to long story short. A roach has decided
that it was gonna ruin my life. Uh he And
I'm saying that it's a he because only a man
would do this. He invaded my personal space, my bedroom,
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and he fought like hell to continue to be in
my space for how many days? I think two or
three days. I couldn't kill it. I have not slept
in my bed in over a week. I think it's
been like ten days. Now, where are you sleeping in
the bed with my mother?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I've refused and you've had bad dreams because of Oh
my god.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yes, so this has just caused a lot of just
like I would say, inner turmoil, like insie, I've been
uneasy for the past almost two weeks. Now the roach
is dead, but now his spirit is haunting me.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Like I'm so serious, he's taking over Andrew, throwing your
belongings on the literally.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I like I'm having I'm delusional and I'm having like
what is it called not illusions hallucinations of like I
think I see something crawling, like I swear yes, and
like out of nowhere, I'll just mute everything around me
to make sure I don't hear anything, because it was
a flying cockroach at that so it was a metal bug, right, yes,
(21:54):
the big boys, Oh my yeah, scary. They're following me around.
I'm like, I open up Twitter. Yes, it hissed at me.
I opened up Twitter the other day and someone said
they saw a cockroach like that big on a Spirit
Airlines flight and they recorded it, and so like, I
just feel like it's following me. I don't know what
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to do. I'm not okay. I'm honestly thinking about going
to a hypnotist to get this like taken out of
my miss I can't do it. I don't know how
much longer I'll be able to physically sleep next to
my mom because her snoring is insane. If anybody has
a discount on a seapap machine, please send it. I
cannot do this. And then people like you guys and
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my dad think it's funny.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
No, I had a roach the delivery.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I had a roach twice. And let me tell you something.
It is not nice. It feels like a violation. You're
just like I keep I truly do not keep food out.
I keep my apartment very clean. So when I see it,
I'm like, why have you come here? I did everything right.
This is not fair to me.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Do you think you are exactly?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
And then I freak out and then I'm just like
I have to move now, like asap, because why am
I here?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
That's what I did when we.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Found a mouse in my apartment. Please don't buy any idea.
And it was cute.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
What's worse a mouse or a roach?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh, honey, Well you can die from mice and rats.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh that's the plague.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Well the plane also, uh, the gene Hackman's wife apparently
I want to call it Hushimoto's but it's not that
it's a syndrome that you get from being around and
breathing in like fecal matter of roads. I also think
their bites will be a little bit more deadly than
a roach.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
However, as we know from our lovely friend Carolina in
South Florida, who used to be on Y one hundred
point seven and is now I believe on Sirius XM,
she had a roach in her head. What it came
into her ear, browed into her ear, and she said
she can hear it like around her. We're going to
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the hospital. What's going on? They poured the solution in
and it fucking came out. I should call her. I
should call right now. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Terrifying.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, guy, I would say, is probably one of my
biggest fears.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Oh my god, thank you so much. If anyone has
I'm I can't go in my room. I'm literally down
to like two more pairs of underwear that are clean
in my room. I have to do.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And hey, babe, you're on the speakerphone, and also I'm
recording for my podcast. But I wanted to talk to
you about something that you told me that is now
impacting our friend diamond. So will you tell what happened
with you and the cockroach?
Speaker 8 (24:57):
Oh my god, I hope you guys are right. Uh So, Yeah,
my dad, when I was younger, was moving into a
new apartment and like I guess, the people before were
a little dirty. There was a little little roaches everywhere whatever.
We tried to bomb the place as best we could,
but we need last minute, so we did, and while
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I was sleeping, one of those little roaches ended up
crawling into my ear.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Yeah, I was horrible.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
The pain was horrible.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
I really didn't know what it was. I woke up
like at three in the morning with pain in my
ear because it kept squirming in there. Apparently it's like
you're it is. Literally it was literally the size of
my ear. So every time that it would move, it
would hear my hit my ear drawn, oh cause the pain.
And that happened the whole night. So the roach ended
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up dying in my ear.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh wait, I was mistaken. I didn't know what died
in her ear? How did it come out? You had
to go to the doctor right.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Here, like uh So the weekend passed by the morning,
my you know, like earache went away.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
So when my dad bought me back home.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
He was like, hey, look, Carolina was screaming really bad
on Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Her ear was hurting. Maybe take her to the doctor.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Something must have happened because it just didn't seem normal.
So when she took me in, the doctor, you know,
went ahead and grabbed this little ear microscope and stuff
and looked into my ear and he's like, oh, He's like,
it's definitely blocked. So he went and he got a
syringe full of water and with that syringe he basically,
(26:36):
with the pressure of the water, put it in my
ear and then little by little, the arms started coming out.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
The leg came out ahead.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
That's how we figured out it was a whole world.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
It was horrible. Yeah, especially when I saw the first
thing that I saw come out was like a wing
and the and the arm of it.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
So, yeah, rest in place.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Oh my gosh. Obviously, yeah, big was it? Don't wants
to know how big it was.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
It was kind of like the small but you know
when they have like the baby roaches.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
It was a palmetto bug, like a baby palmetto or
it was like a house cockroach. It was like a
baby palmetto. So there's still baby because you could see
the wing on it.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
I must say it was a baby, because once I saw.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
That wing, I was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh my god. We were just debating if it would
be worse to have roaches or mice in your house,
and I was like, oh no, there's a couple of
different things that could happen here. And I love you
for sharing your story, so thank you.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Listen, I had that roach in my ear, but I
would think the mouses are worse because at least you
could just cover, you know, your whole make sure that
roaches don't get it too your places. Yeah yeah, I'm
gonna go with the rats.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Don't have rats.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I think the rats are worse. Yeah. Yeah, Well, I'm
glad that you're okay and the doctor was able to
get the carcass out of your head. I can't even imagine.
And I wish you could see always you always met
my friend. Just in general, thank you, I love you.
Okay'm gonna call you later. How are you feeling about that?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
No, I'm not okay, horrified, I'm not okay. I'm not
happy about this, and I never want to hear cock
or roach ever again.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Oh, that eliminates a lot of fun. No, when you
separate the words like cock is wonderful and roaches are
part of marijuana culture, So like little bummer to take
both of those out of your life.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
I cannot believe that we just listened to a story
that's actually real that ended that way.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
You know that's real. And you guys know her. I
think you've met her before, right, Yeah, she's she's missed
three oh five. She is Miami literally like everything.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I love the Miami accent. It's one of my absolute favorites.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
All that to say, though, Diamond, Yeah, I think you
had the exterminator come right, and you did all the
stuff bombed, all the places said, all the traps. You
haven't seen any since. You also believe that it is
the fault of.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Some new neighbors, absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Because you haven't had any problems and they moved in
recently and now you've got a problem.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yeah, and I'm hurting. But I'm so hurt, my heart
is broken. I can't even get the words out. I am.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I have a question.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
She's devastating when it comes to dirty neighbors, right, yeah,
if your neighbors are dirty wouldn't the roaches go to
the dirt, I guess to get there, they have to bypass.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Emanating from the dirt.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
They're there, and they're spreading, okay, and I refuse to
let them spread to my home anymore than they already have. Mother.
I just I don't know how people sleep. I have
not been able to sleep.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah like that. I mean, we've had we've had stories.
Remember intern Avah is what happened because of her neighbors. Yes,
that was roaches too.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
They were crawling out of the like the side of
the building into her Like that's how many roaches there were.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
It was like like apocalyptic roaches. Yes, moved to New York.
They said.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Stay. They said you'll be a star.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Just don't have your full name and your Instagram bio
when you'll make it kid.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Oh so wait, we really I need to go back
at some point, and if anyone's listening and they want
to go back and tell me, I want to know
how long it took him to call us assholes and
dicks because we knew it was coming. And last thing
that I want to talk about and then we can
all go about our day. There's a narrative forming around here.
I don't think. I like it's about the three of
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us and Josh and that apparently we are an exclusive
clique that will not allow other people to play with
us or sit with us, and we are mean and
we are bullies.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
I like it, the four of us.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
When did I start bullying?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Who are you? Please?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Don't even start's retaliatory?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh is it?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yes, I am bullied.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I don't even think. I don't think that's the way
that you're actually supposed to pronounce that word.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
But okay, retalia, Oh okay, Merriam Webster. Why don't you
tell me how then? Exactly? Thank you?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Retaliatory?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Oh no, that's.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Oh no, whatever you Andrew.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
See. I think that we are all just playful and
we have around with each other and have a good time.
And yes do we hang out, probably with each other
more than everyone else. But there are reasons for it,
are there? Actually now I thought about it.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
No, yeah, there's a reason for me.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
What's your reason?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Well, I don't hang out with people because I'm all
the way in Brooklyn and nobody wants to come there. Uh.
Josh doesn't count because he lives as close to Manhattan
as possible in Brooklyn, Okay, and then you two actually
open your open the doors to your home for me,
scary doesn't. Danielle has cats, so I would never Elvis
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lives too far? What else?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I just like we've traveled together and done stuff together,
which I think has been super fun.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Yeah, and I think it.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Sort of formed there. But I don't think there's ever
come a point where we've said other people can't hang
out with us. Yeah, has that happened.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
I'm always down to hanging out, but I think we
should move forward with telling people that they can't hang
with us. I love it. Oh wow, actually make it exclusive.
You have to pay for this membership.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
They're calling us the click Click.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Oh my god, I used to love that book. Do
you remember that? What I'm okay with being in a click?
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I don't mind being in a click like. I think
clicks can be good, but they're they're really setting it
up like bad. Like we walk around just like shutting
doors in people's faces and being like, you can't sit here.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
I don't want to hear this.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
There's no good evidence to back it up, but it's inherrative.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Oh so it's like throwing a blanket on the floor
but having no evidence that.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Shut your mouth before I get back into ripping into
your ass anyway. You know what, I could say the
same thing about you guys in the studio. You have
a click. We can't hear what's going on without the
MIC's being on, and that just means that everyone in
America could hear that. So there's a click in there.
We're not privy to certain things. You guys have a
group chat too.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I think there are. I know there are group chats
that leave me out of things without a doubt. I
think there are little groups, like subgroups whatever across the
board with all kinds of stuff. Oh my god, Scott,
he's looking outside the window and like.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Oh I thought he was I thought he was leaving.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
He's yelling, no, I have a question for you.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Dog is dying.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I have to leave all dying.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
This is why he has to leave at ten thirty
every day, because.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
He has to go out to make and has to.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Be to make.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
What's up to?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
What to me did you say to make?
Speaker 6 (34:01):
I didn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
What generation are you?
Speaker 6 (34:05):
He has to go peepers and I have to let
him out.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Why does it like, why do you have a dog door?
Speaker 6 (34:10):
No dog door? No, it's very secure.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Okay, okay, despite the fact that your address is on
your shirt, he's a.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Private public persize. We're not doing it again.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
What you said something that I said it. I think
it's becoming a narrative like of the show. You think
that we're a little group. Oh yeah, and is Josh
and the girl he is?
Speaker 6 (34:32):
This is a click? This is this is this is
a gang up.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
You use the word why Why do you think the
four of us are a click in a gang up?
Speaker 7 (34:38):
Because when I talk to you guys separately, you're all
nice to me, but when you're all together, it's like.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Oh and I like to say, I'm exactly the same
both ways.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Absolutely, but it's intensifies when the three intensifies.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
Yeah, well it does.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Because you have three people that are saying the thing
that they would normally say to you, but there are
just three of them.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Like if I saw the three of you walking down
this trig and I back, I just go to the
other side of the street.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Wow, during AAP I months.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
And you haven't celebrated anyone.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
I celebrate you on the daily basis.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Not one most I do love you nothing. I love
you too. I just want to know why people think
we're clickie.
Speaker 7 (35:12):
Because to remember the time we had sex, I tried.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
To block it from my brain. But thank you for
bringing that up on the no problem. Why do you
why do you think that this is more clique than
the other clicks? Because Diamond said, well, everyone in the
studio that's a click.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Yeah, but they're not mean serial killers.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
That's a click.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
No, it isn't yeah, because I again, I don't click
with you the same.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah, I'm exactly the same.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
I will say you are the same dick, but you're
a bigger dick when you're with these.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Three because when I say certain things that somebody else goes,
oh my god, wait that's the real story. Because you
spread seven different narratives of how it actually happened, we
find the common thread and say, oh my god, he
left out that giant detail that suddenly the story makes sense.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
I don't think you guys are my friends when you're together.
Speaker 7 (35:57):
When you're separate, I think everyone wants and play and
love and everything. But when the three of you were together,
it's like, please, you bullies high school bullies.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
You are high school bullies.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
You are you know he was a high school bully
left eggs in people's locker.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
I played along with people.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I played a lot fire crackers people's locker.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
I got suspended for that. No, I didn't put it
in other people's locker. We stole an ey your locker.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
No, we stole an.
Speaker 7 (36:22):
Empty locker and we kept rotten food in there and
we smashed it in the hallway and seeing the bells.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
This is again where it's like he says something that
sounds like bad. Like the other day he was telling
the story about how he was like, yeah, we would
throw watermelons out of cars. You know, my mom actually
called me after watching that video and was like.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
He could have hurt people.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
He said, no, Mom, no, he went to an empty road,
that's right, and purchased a full price watermelon and then
just threw it out of a car.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
I never paid full price for anything.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
So it's the same way.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
But it's the same way that he's like, yeah, I
got suspended.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
We put eggs in people's lockers. It was the empty
locker I never seen.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
I would never do that. I would ever heard other
people's things.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
It's just like a half bad ass, like you're halfway there.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Yeah, good ideas, like like we planned a scavenger hunt,
but we wouldn't be involved in it because it was bad.
Like we made a list of all the gatherings to
get yell in high school. We were we were the
my friend and I were the planners of this of
the senior scavenger hunt, but we didn't participate because it
was it was bad stuff, Like kids got arrested.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
What were you having them look for like underage women? Girls?
Speaker 7 (37:26):
No, No, it was just like things that were like
looking back on it now as an adult, it was horrible.
We had like manhole covers and like the kids cut
the tennis nets off the at the high.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
School like you were vandals.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
It was terrible and you know how the kids got arrested.
Do you remember the old photo mat booths in the
parking lots you would you would to develop film. There
used to be a little shack, a little hut in
point in shopping center parking lots. It was yellow and
blue and you'd pull up and you drop your film
off and you drive away and the next day you
come back and be developed. Anyway, so they all closed down,
but a lot of the shopping center still had them,
so we had any letter from the photo mat booth,
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you know, on the list.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
So the kids climbed up on top of the car.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
And they went up and there yanking the f off
the top of the little shack, and the police came
and arrested them.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
So that that's how we got found that.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
We had a police scanner and we heard that and
we bolted out of there and we never got busted,
even though our beeper numbers were on the forms.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
We never got in trouble publicly.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
They got arrested.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
They did the kids do it?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
No?
Speaker 6 (38:20):
They they didn't rat us out. They didn't rat us out.
We left the warehouse, locked it up and got out
of there.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
No, you would a co conspiratory.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Probably, yeah, But they didn't give us up in many
to a crime.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
What's that statue?
Speaker 6 (38:33):
Statue limitations has run out?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Do you call it the statue statue of limitations?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Statue?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Scot Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
I try not to say wrong words because it bothers
me when people.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
Do you know what drove me crazy? Yesterday?
Speaker 7 (38:44):
I saw someone HBD like for a happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
No, it's just that's right.
Speaker 6 (38:50):
Birthday is one word. Why would you add another letter.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Get out. He had a full on meltout about me
saying peanut butter toast. Here he goes, it's not peanut
butter toast.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
It's toast with peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Okay, bye, see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
What a note on which to end.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
A little sweaty, I have a headache.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Imagine this but a podcast for five years. Listen to
Serial Killers. Wherever you get your podcast, Hey, plug.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
It, plug it right now. All right, Diamond, if you
want to find you on Instagram, I assume they could
just search your name.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Just Diamond.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Sincere, Diamond, sincere.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
We're putting on names out there. I'm a public figure.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I can't be seen. The man is literally wearing a
shirt with his address. I can't get over.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
He said that I'm dead and an Instacart shopper.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Okay, logic isn't his thing. Yeah, I'm gonna let him
have that.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
At Andrew Pug on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
And I am at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram and threads,
which is a dumpster fire and Twitter also a mster
fire and Facebook. You can just search my real name
and I will not accept any new friends. But until
next time, when we finally get Josh's story, which he
said he's getting nervous because I' hyped it up too much.
(40:13):
This is extra exciting. Okay, say bye everybody, bye. Oh,
take back the bye. I don't know how you do that.
We all said the same thing. Oh like follow subscribe,
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tell us what's going on and how you're feeling about things,
and thank you for sitting through this chaos today because
it was chaotic. Diamond, will you rebuild? No? No, I
feel like you briefly forgot when Scott came in. Yeah, okay,
if you have any tips for Diamond, you would love them. Okay,
(40:54):
now we say bye bye bye
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