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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present morning show. All right, welcome to the fifteen Minute
Morning Show. Elvis and Nate are both on a phone
call right now. They're on a conference call, so we're
doing it without them, and we're not really sure what
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to talk about. We started one and we couldn't talk about.
We just know we're not going to scotty because I said, diarrhea?
Why did you? Nothing else you can talk about? But
I'm just saying that things happen in life. Okay, we're
moving on. We're not gonna talk about We're going to
talk about something else. Froggy Hold So, yeah, so you
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needed something good road he can go down to wholesome
and you come to me. No, I don't want wholesome.
Nobody wants wholesome. We just don't want gross. No. Yeah,
there's a line, Yeah, a fine line. There. Have you
heard yesterday? Well that's what I'm saying. Yesterday we were
so bad with what was done. If you didn't listen
or see it, go, I can't listen to some of
you anymore about it. What I'm saying, I feel like
today we have to torn it down just a little bit.
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I planted some flowers in my backyard yesterday. They were daisies,
right next to your dogs. The dead dog. Oh my gosh,
what's wrong with him? No, I think, um, we will
knock scotty. I think about what for a few minutes. Yeah,
I had something that happened to me over the weekend.
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Please don't say that anything to do with pooping. No,
that road. You don't want me to be that guy,
you know. And by the way, people did love yesterday's podcast.
Several people texted and they thought it was the funniest
thing ever. So if you didn't see it, please check
it out, watch it listen. It's better to watch it.
But anyway, I digress. Um, So, I was on the
phone when out boy Gregg t over the weekend and
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he goes all of a sudden, his daughter comes running
into the room l I'm on the phone. Uncle's scary, please,
you know. And I'm like, whoa waaaa what do you
mean uncle scary? Because well, my kids have been calling
your uncle scary since they've been born. And I'm like,
I'm not their uncle. I'm like, I'm not. I have
nothing to do. Hold on, I didn't baptize them. I
guess I'm an uncle in spirit. So so he goes,
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Alla get back in here. Scary said, do you call
him uncle? And I'm like no, I'm like, we're I
didn't mean it like that either, when you get traumatizing
your kid. He was, well, you don't want to be
her uncle. She's always knowing you his uncle. Now I'm
gonna tell my other daughter to both of them, they
can't call. I said, Look, all I'm saying is being
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called uncle comes with great responsibility. So if I've been
called uncle all these years, I could imagine what these
kids must think of me, that I'm the uncle that
never comes around gives them presents. So I don't really
act out what an uncle she is. So i'm because
I'm not. I'm not related to them in any way.
And so maybe they called it. I don't know why
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they named because you're you're one of his best friends.
When his kids were born, you were one of his
best friends. And so I do that. I had my
kids call some of my best friends and an uncle,
so it's okay. Yeah, totally. Is an Indian culture, everybody
who is older than you is an uncle, uncle, or
an auntie. Every single person and a lot of my
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friends kids, because you know, I'm never doing the kid thing.
All my friends kids call me Auntie whatever it is,
Auntie whatever it is. That's what I was gonna say.
Scary being Italian. I mean like the guy who made
sandwiches around the corner is uncle whatever. You know, Uncle
Veto and you don't know the guy uncle. Yeah, exactly.
I guess it's okay. I guess it was more of that.
I was never used to hearing it. You traumatize those
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kids for no reasons. Well I'm sorry. Why apology now,
maybe even a gift? Who knows. But but you know,
greg T's wife got on the phone and explained it. Said, look,
when these kids were born, they they just needed to
know and just differentiate you our best friend from someone else,
other other strange jers and people that were not So
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you have a higher ranking than some of our other friends,
so therefore your uncle. Yes, it's like such a term
of affection. They love you, they want you to feel love.
The kids will love you, and then you pooped all
over it. As long as it doesn't come with the
expectation of actually being your uncle, I'm okay with it. Well,
it's almost sixteen years and you haven't really done anything
except for when they were first born. So I mean,
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I don't think they're expecting anything, but it would sound
weird if he came over and they said, get an
uncle Skeary's van. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But I
feel like, you know, gifts for years, That's what That's
what I'm saying. This trauma you just called Beau. That
was pretty mean. His daughter's turning sixteen very soon, that's right,
Oh my god, that pretty soon we'll be hanging out
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at the same bars. Oh my god. It's just sad
right there. All right, all right, listen to me, and
listen to me. Listen to me. Scary if that moment
ever comes, that's the moment you need to realize you
need to turn around and walk out the door. That's
the moment. That's the one defining moment for your your
career right there. Oh man? Right? Would you be weirded
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out by that? What wouldn't you be weirded out by that?
I don't think you would, though. That's creepy, man. I
don't think I ever saw any of your kids in
a bar that I'm at. I don't belong to that. Well,
no time out, hold on, no time out, that's not true. Yeah,
you told Kaden you wanted to take him out with
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you if it's a girl, right, Scary? No, No, actually
I said I made some comments to Froggy's uh son,
Caden ahead Frog, Yeah you you you want to go
out like somewhere one what was it sexy fish in
Miami or somewhere. I want to take him to on
the river, right because that is the spot. He's about
to turn twenty one, when he's got another year. Yeah,
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and Kaden, he's like, dude, I'm here for it. Yeah,
let's go, let's turn. I mean, you know why not
that's different than someone's daughter. Okay, I'm just saying, I'll
give you that got some some some sexism going on
in this room. Please if Cayden was a girl, would
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you be like, I'm taking you to Kiki on the
River when you turn to be honest, I'm not so
sure Froggy would like Scary to take his daughter to
Kiki on the River. Know if it was my daughter, no,
but my son, I don't care. Do whatever you want. Yeah,
but I mean, look but hold on, but Danielle could
take Caden out at twenty one, and it's not weird.
But if Scary took a daughter out, it is. I
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have known Caden since he was very very little, and
I'm like his other mother, so you can't that's not
the same, that's different. So you would take him out
in a motherly way. Yeah, what does that mean? I
don't know. To you, Scary, what does that mean? You
guys cut up his food movies in the mall together.
You're not No, I'm not going to sexy Fish, not
taking him to sexy Fish. But that's what he loves most,
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lovely good show. I don't know. I just read a
book where the two girls grew up together and then
the mom of one of the girls passed away and
the other girls started dating the dad the other girl's dad. Yeah,
so they grew up as besties and the mom. Yeah,
it was interesting book. But Larsa Pippen Michael Jordan Jr.
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Thing is very creepy to me. Yes, Like, if you
didn't know, did not know. Michael Jordan Scottie Pippen were huge,
you know, enemies back when they played. Now Larsa Pippen
is dating Michael Jordan's son and they just made an
Instagram official the other day, like Romeo and Juliet. Juliet's
mom is Scott Pippen, who is now dating Michael Jordan's son,
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which is weird on so many levels because it's like
the enemy the enemy first, then the son of the enemy,
and then he's also just a young Guy's all very weird.
But I mean, I guess I'll power to her and
that world. I look at celebrity world and its totally
they'd make their own rules, their own thing. It's that's
not even like doesn't even make sense at the time. Also,
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I think it happens more in real life than people know.
I think people just don't talk about it to the
people who are going to judge them for it. Because
I've got a lot of really weird friends that are
doing some interesting stuff and it doesn't really shock me
when these things happen. That one shocking because nemeses. But
you know, in real life, I think people are stranger
than we ever give him credit for. Like at Scotty
be I'm very normal. I think Scotty just wants us
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to think he's that I'm very Anything that I do
is just normal for me. Right, Like wait, like can
I ask one question, like this thing where you're obsessed
with two dollar bills, So Scotty will go to the
bank and specifically get two dollar bills and use that
as his cash. Why when did this begin? Like where
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did it start? By the way, I don't see anything
weird about that. Well, you must have gotten those from him? No,
I got him from the bank. I asked for them,
like why because it's cool and it's odd, and it's
first of all, it's a conversation. It's a conversation starter,
which is not you know. But second, for me, I
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am really big on buying lotto tickets in the vending machines.
You can't use two dollar bills in the vending machine,
so it keeps me from gambling. That's really That's really
one of the main reasons that I have them. But
I mean, they're just I think they're fun because they're different.
I'm gonna go start using half dollars. I don't care.
You know. The other day I try to hand somebody
a two dollar bill and she said, I'm not taking
your fake money. Yeah, but oh that's funny. It's not
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fake money. She called someone over because she did not
know that sellar bills existed. I'm trying to educate people
that if it happens all the time, then why bother?
Like why it's first of all, it's underrated and it's
part of our currency. I think ten fifteen years from now,
the two is going to be more popular because things
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are gonna be so overpriced that a dollar is not
gonna cut it anymore for stuff that would be normally
under dollars. I don't understand, know how do people not
use them? Like why is the one, five, ten, twenty,
Why is that so widely accepted? And the two is like, well,
people people think that they are rare. People think that
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they don't make them anymore, so everybody saves them. Did
they take them out of circulation ever? No, no, no, no,
there's I'm saying they weren't. They were never taken out
of circulation, but they stopped making them for many years
in fifties, and they came back in nineteen seventy six
as a redesigned bill and they've been making them as
currency since then. And you know what is if you look,
if you look at a cash register drawer at a store,
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there's a spot for them, but they're not used there's one, two, five, ten,
and twenty. But what people do is they just put
the rolls of coins on the left because they don't
use the slot for the twos. If places, if places
had twos in the register and gave them his change,
it would be more normalized. But people just don't do it.
I wish I get rid of the pennies. Pennies are
stupid them, nobody uses them. I'll take them. Take what
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I'm just saying that I see pennies and I'm like, oh,
I put them in my little corn coin starts. They
don't actually use pennies for anything, They're just coming. I
saw guy the other day, Gandhi got pennies. He threw them.
He threw them in the trash. You can't and you
know who went in the trash to go get that,
don't me? Greg used to Greg used to do that.
He would We would be driving in the car in
the morning. He would throw handfuls of pennies out the windows.
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Disgusting more to watch you freak out. That's why you
would do it. Does it? Actually it does? And there
are actually there are some pennies. I forget who was
talking about. I think Scary mentioned it a few weeks ago.
There are some pennies that are actually worth a lot
of money, Like there's a nine three D or something
like that that's worth a bunch of money. So you know,
people just tossing money away, that's so silly. You have
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to look at if you google d or No, I
never got the D the coins, but actually you google
the coins in your pocket that are worth money right
now that you can and I say worth money, worth
more than their actual face value. You're gonna find about
ten to twelve coins. You're gonna be looking for the
two thousand five nickel I believe five Kansas quarter. There
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was an error on it. There's a couple of double
prints on certain like you know, pennies and stuff like that.
And these there's a dollar bill dot not a dollar billy.
A dollar coin that's also worth money that we're found
in a Cheerios box. Was the presidential special coins that
never did you know? There's actually an app? Doesn't There's
an app I forget what it's called, that will scan
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your coins and tell you exactly what it is. Dollar
that one. We always give Scotti so much about his hoarding,
but I know one of these days he's going to
be that guy that has the like rare piece of
corning were worth a million dollars, and he'll be he'll
get the last laugh. I know it, damn right. Keep hoarding, Scotty,
I have no problem, Ashtag, Keep boarding, Scotty. How are
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you doing on time? Thirteen minutes and fifty two seconds
for me? Now, Garrett's going to do a sixty second
monologue about ending this podcast because because Nate said, if
we don't, if we run out of scene, we end
right exactly. So why limped to the finish line when
we can just end it right now and keep using
dollar coins. There you go, keep using dollar points the
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more you know. Okay, Bye, bye bye. The fifteen Minute
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