You Can’t Be Catwoman for Halloween

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The return of Missus Moss. We love this old lady
all right.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Well, her house is now haunted, and since there's so
many things going on with ghost lately, she's decided to
call a spirit service to try to get rid of
the ghost in her house.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
A spirit service.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, it's actually these people take very seriously. They go
to your house and they try to get rid of
the ghosts. So one of their employees, actually Jeff put
them put miss moshcallopsis up to it.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
That's creepy. Miss is going to phone tap us spirit service, Yes,
tech right to see what happened to Hello, he.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Is, Hi, I'm looking for the person who can come
to my house because I got a ghost.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
You have a ghost?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, I'll hear always nois that.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Go ooo.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Really in the middle of the net. And so I
found you on the internets and then that you can
come to the house and you can look around and get.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Rid of it. Yes, we do come out to your house.
Are you having any kind of unexplainable experiences like I mean,
are you are you finding you know, like maybe you
go in your kitchen in your cabinet. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I don't go in my kitchen, I go in my bathroom.
Do you think maybe it could be maybe George or
Rose or or I don't know, maybe he could even
be Gertrude.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I don't know. What do you think? Well, who are
all these people?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
They're dead?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh? Well, you know, I mean mostly when you have,
you know, paranormal experiences, that's the spirit that's crossed over,
that hasn't moved on, and it's trying to make contact
with you.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, I don't I'm trying to think, maybe George. What
would George have to say to me? I don't think
he had to say anything. I mean when we broke up,
everything was okay and then he dropped dead, So I
think I don't know. Maybe he had a question.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well that could be, you know. I mean, but have
you like had anything you know, fall off, like a
table or a punt or unexplainable or pen off the.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Bed the other night?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Do you saw off the bed? Did you get pushed
out of the bed and nobody was there?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Maybe, I don't know. I thought it was maybe some
of my a early in the evening, my my stomach
was hurt, but I know it could have been the ghost.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Maybe has anybody taken any me taken some video out?
There been some chucky written that's happened over.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Time video I don't. I don't watch videos. My son,
my son Movel, gave me a DVD play a while ago,
and I watched my stuff that way.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, man, Well you know I'm sorry that I you know,
I mean, there's just no way that I could come
out there.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I watched CDCs I and n C I have I
watch all those shows.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Well, ma'n, I understand, but it's not like TV, you know.
I mean, there are some ghost shows on TV that
are fairly accurate.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I saw the movie Ghost Buzzes and they came with
the big the big thing on their back with the
hose and.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
It suck them run up. Damn. I mean, I don't know.
I don't know where you would get that, you know,
idea that that would happen. I mean, you know, one of.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
My friends told me that she thought there was a
ghost in her house at one time, and they want
to have sex. Well, I don't want to have sex
with nobody I don't know, and if is my ex husband,
I definitely don't want to have sex with him. He
was not good. He did lay there.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh my goodness, man, I don't really know what to
say of that. All I can all I can tell
you is all I can tell you. Man. What all
I can tell you is that boo. I would I
would say that you would need hello boo man, boo Okay,
and I'm sorry I can't help you. Have a good

(03:30):
day world.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Is this the ghosts of people?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, I mean that's not exactly what we do. But yes,
we can't help. But there's nothing you can here for her.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
This is Daniel Monderroell from Alistaurant in the Morning Show.
This is just a phone tap?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Are you kidding me? Holy crap.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
When Jeff comes to work today, you can tell him
thank you very much because he's the one that played
the phone tap.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
You know, I'm I'm a very patient for but I didn't.
It was gone. It was gone. Who's two minutes? The
Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded
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Speaker 1 (04:11):
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