You Have to Wear the Dora Costume

Allen gets a call from Garrett, informing him that his (surprise) Dora costume is ready to be picked up!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (00:02):
The Elvis Duran phone tappens. All right, let's get into
the phone tap. Garrett has the phone tap. What's it
all about.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Well, Jessica wants to play a phone tap on her
boyfriend Alan. Now, Jessica's little niece is having a Halloween
birthday party this weekend. Kind of like Froggy, So Jessica
thought it would be fun for me to call Allan
from a costume store to let him know he needs
to pick up a costume for the birthday party. Problem is,
he doesn't know he's wearing a costume this weekend. Look,
I know when hallowing time comes and you're so frustrated

(00:28):
over getting that costume.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
If one little thing gets in your way, it's so
so upsetting. And I can tell that's where this phone
tap is going. All right, let's see what happens with
Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Hello, is Allan available? Please? Hey, Alan, Mark, Summer's over
at your Chit costumes. I'm just wondering if you'll be
around today to come pick up the costume.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
What costume?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, we had an order here for pick up today
for a door The Explorer costume.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
For me.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
This is what the order is. We're just making sure
you're coming by the store to pick it up.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
I'm not picking up anything from you.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
We have the deposit down already, so I don't I
don't know what the two hundred dollars deposit for the costume?
What can you come buy at least and pick it
up and try it on to make sure it fits.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
I'm not trying on anything.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
We have all your information here, we have that you
live at the Earth has help you you know?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
No, no, no, I don't. I don't know how you've
got my information. But I'm going to be in contact
with my with my credit card company. What's your name?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
My name is Mark Summers.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Are you the manager there?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yes, I own this costume shop.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
So I'm no one's going to be picking up nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh my god, that was amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
He was freaking out just a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh my god, he's calling me.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
All right, hold on one second, we'll call him right
back right now.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, hell, hey, I just saw you called.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
What's up? I just got off the phone with this
who told me that my credit card was being used
to like pick up some crazy soup a suit?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
What kind of suit like I.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Would also like a what's your name is?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh my god, you're supposed to pick that up today?
That's right what I was gonna talk to you about
that later. For what for Christine's birthday to Farrow, I
thought it'd be really nice if you could just dress
up because that's her favorite character and they only had
one in a really big size, so I thought.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
You would know that. No, no, I'm not trussing up
for anything. Are you kidding me? I supposed to meet
your family, you know, I could dress up in some
crazy gosson.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I thought you would like it would be a really
nice thing to do, and I thought it'd be like
a good impression kind of you know.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Saying some dan.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I didn't think it'd be that big of a deal.
I thought you could do it if you loved me.
I thought you could just do it.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I'm not tossing up with you, little girl. Well that
would be different, but this is a little girl, explores.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I already told my family you were going to do it.
So if I'm not going to people'day, okay, Well, I
guess I have to tell my entire family that my
niece's favorite character is not going to show up and
that her birthday is probably going to be ruined and
they're all gonna hate you, and that's it.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
That's land. I don't understand why you're going off like that,
exagerating it seems's gonna get ruined because I'm not crushing
up with some girl who you are, your family and
some away and I'm just not gonna do that. It's embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Congratulations, you just ruined a two year old's life.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
I'm not gonna ruin life. I don't know why you're
dramatic about. What's that?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
My name is Garrett from Elvis dur End of the
Morning Show and you just got phone tapped? What Jessica
just phone tapped?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
You know what, it's a little funny. I think it's
a lot funny. Oh my god, I totally nailed you.
That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I'm gonna kill you, Elvis Duran phone tap