Your Daughter Is Cutting Summer Class

Ashley is in summer school, so she thought it would be funny if her dad got a call hat she’s been cutting.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.
It's Froggy, Oh, Froggy, Yes, that's right. What's your phone
tap all about? Ashley wrote in she wanted us to
phone tap her dad, Daniel. Ashley is enrolled in summer school.
Things maybe did not go as plan this year, and
her father's been less than thrilled. So she thought it

(00:21):
would be funny if we called from the school to
tell her dad that she's been skipping class in summer
school as well. You should never do this to a dad,
I know. All right, let's see what happens in Froggy's
phone tap. Let's listen it. Hello, ah, yeah, I'm looking
for Daniel. Please speaking Hi Daniel. This is our principal budding.
Is it over from looks after?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
What's this about?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
We've got your daughter Ashley here, enrolled in summer school,
which I'm sure you're aware. Yes, Mom, she's not here
today and she hasn't been here for a week.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Sir, that's impossible because I've been taking her there every day.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Another one of these guys. You know, if your daughter
wasn't in summer school, we would didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Be having this one of these, guys, What does that mean.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Let's be honest, guys, summer school is not exactly something.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
That is that the top to a parent who takes
his kid to school every day?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Another one of these. If you were parenting your daughter,
she wouldn't be in summer school with me.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Old there, Who are you to tell me, Oh, I'm parenting?
Are you kidding me? I've been taking at ten to
eight every day.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I can tell you that your daughter has not attended
class in exactly seven classes, which would be a week
and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, that's news to me, and I don't believe you
know what you're talking about. But I will talk to
my daughter and I'll get to the bottom of this.
I will talk to her myself.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Had she attended the regular classes that our tax dollars
pay for every day, she wouldn't have to be here
in summer school.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I drop her off every damn day. I drop her off.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, maybe as a daddy, you should hold her ham
and walk her to class.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes, I had enough of your dad reviews.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
All right, I'd be more than happy to add you
to my blog that I write about how exactly to
have a successful child in today's world. He's really upset.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh my god, I'm scared to go home today. Now.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
All right, So here's the deal. Here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna call him back and we'll give we'll give
a couple of minutes to like settle down.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh my god, he's calling me right now.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't answer. Don't answer it. I'll call him back
and then I'm gonna be quiet and you talk to him,
and let's see what he says.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, oh dad, Hold on a second, what are you dad?
That's school? What I just got a call up for
the principal saying you haven't been at school for two weeks. Dad.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't know why he'd say that.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm at school right now. I just okay, you're at school.
I'm on my way over there right now. I'm gonna
talk to you in person. See what's going on if
you're at school. He saw me walk into school this morning. No,
I mean I'm coming over there now. I got I'll
be over there in ten minutes. Low cno, low cno.
See I'm in right now. I just what are you saying?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
It means I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
And then, as I just learned it, I'm in class
and a square. You're not in a square. This is
ash I'm coming over right now. Hold on one second.
Can you just give me a little smaller in these jeans?
Just oh my god, you're shopping right now.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I don't I can't understand.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
You.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Don't even talk to me anymore. Don't even say a word.
I swear to God, Ashley, you are granted for the
rest of the freaking summer. I've had it, Dad, Dad, Dad?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Is this hey Dad? It's Froggy from realstr Brand at
the Morning Show. It's homing phone.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Tap, Dad, I got you, okay. Funny Ashley, where the
hell are you? Are you?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
And that's cool? And that's cool.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
That's a job, very funny, very funny. Great. Thanks, I
need a disting today. Great day for this.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted
by all participates the

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Elvis En phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
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